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This is what this entire situation feels like

#IM FUCKINF SCREAMING

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♡—DREAM cucked Punz!

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incredible work everyone same time next month yeah?

#could we like do a different crime next time though #i feel like larceny might be fun #also I know we /just/ did a white collar crime one w/ big q #but I think it reallt introduced a wholw new layer for everythinf #is money laundering up for grabs? #alex can I have antfrost money laundering for 200 please #uuuuh sylvee identity theft for 300 #okay wait last one sapnap forgery that might be fun #disclaimer: dont do crimes

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we didn’t start the fire

#I don’t watch mc content anymore but everytime I check in I’m in for it #always bad but also always entertaining

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if you’re still a fan of wilbur and want to support him he could really use anything from here thoughts and prayers

#JOKE #when I first saw the tweets n shit I thought they meant they got bitten like…. metaphorically #fucking wild #but for real how do both my dogs have better bite inhibition that him #‘it’s who I am I wont change’ okay take this rawhide and go like

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not transcribing. c/lingy convo though

#this made me laugh so fucking hard dude

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rip jellie you were a real one

#thank you for being in minecraft queen

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happy new year first post no offense to ludwig but if I ever in real life heard someone say that they liked soa and didn’t like fma in the very next sentence I would leave that place and make a mental note to avoid it at all costs

#i need to study him but from like a remote location #the two sentiments are /okay/ish seperatly but together they scream i hate women

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I can’t fucking believe dream won using the power of citing his sources this man self reportedly almost didn’t graduate high school. Good for him. Good for him.

#kinda terrified how some people graduated high school and didn’t learn this lesson??

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most normal college professor^

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not keemstar trying to pressure dream into dropping the video today girl he hates you there’s no fucking way you have any insider info be fr

#um also sorry for being mia again I’m in my weeb era rn #i will defend dream and participate in drama when it’s fun but i don’t really consume any of the content anymore? #like even hc I fell out of although I did binge watch limitedlife&secret life #a game I love finally came out (of early access) in november so most of my time has been playing that #shout out to my time at sandrock ily bby #so youtubes been down graded as a I need something background going on rather than it having my full attention

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Compilation of all my Rivals Duo Spooktacular posts. This was super fun and I’m so glad I got to participate!

Even if I did run into the next two months OTL I’ll do better next year!

Each week’s posts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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it’s a such a dumb little detail bbut how are you gonna come out here and say w/ tour hole chest that dream got a 20y/o drink like I don’t even have to dissect the rest of your argument girl you dont even know whats going on

#like remember how the climate change debate started as humans caused it vs no we didnt #and now its like oh climate change isn’t real like girl you are fighting demons you invented #like shit if we’re just makijg shit up i really wasn’t a fan of lightning mcqueen being a jeep in the newest cars movie

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as he should.

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WILD

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And that's why you should only trust people who've met Patches

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i would die for them