Certified Female Body Inspector
Laura 100% found this at a Goodwill for $4 and shipped it to Travis just to fuck with him after summer camp. She’s gotta get payback for all those pat-downs somehow. 🤷🏼
Reblogs are greatly appreciated. :)
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assorted hackett’s quarry counselor headcanons because the brain rot is getting bad again:
one of max’s main love languages is physical affection so when he spends the night with laura, he lets her put his hair into little ponytails and poke him or whatever girlfriends do
kaitlyn never got “accepted” into the girl friend groups in elementary and middle school so jacob would go out and do things with her all the time to make up for it (going to the mall, sleepovers, karaoke)
additionally, they had matching halloween costumes for several years in a row because it was funny (and it was even funnier to see people mistake them for an actual couple)
dylan likes to bring people little trinkets like a crow. he shows up and immediately hands off coins and buttons and origami swans to whoever won’t question it too much
ryan’s favorite passive activity is rolling up in a weighted blanket, putting a pair of noise-cancelling headphones on, and just laying down for hours at a time
abigail can’t stand wearing lipstick or lipgloss for too long because it feels weird and eventually she’ll just wipe it or lick it off
that makes emma mad at first because “she’s wasting it” but then they discover lip tints together and have a girls night doing makeovers
nick loves painting his nails but sort of like abigail, he picks it off because he doesn’t like the feeling so he ends up trapped in a cycle of painting them and then having to redo them the next day
because of that, abigail likes to practice painting designs on his nails over and over and it’s a really nice bonding experience
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Taylor Swift songs I think each of the Hacketteers have cried to.
Dylan - Mirrorball
This was an easy pick, a song about putting on a performance to get everyone to like you, no matter how much it kills you? Dylan was always going to be Mirrorball.
Ryan - The Archer
After all the loss Ryan goes through that night, especially paired with the guilt he struggles with, there’s no way he doesn’t cry when he hears this song.
Kaitlyn - This Is Me Trying
I don’t think Kaitlyn will ever feel like she did enough that night, she will always wonder what she could’ve done differently. She cries to this song, but I think it at least helps her heal in the end.
Emma - Nothing New
This song can apply to her need for love from her fans, but also to her friendships. She’s a performer, like Dylan, but she’s more aware of how fragile that approval is.
Abi - All Too Well (10 Minute Version)
In part she blames herself for getting hurt. Too trusting, too giving, too naive. I know everyone cries to this song, but Abi especially cries to this song.
Jacob - August
I fully believe that Jacob cried to this song before Emma dumped him, so he most definitely cries to it now.
Nick - Coney Island
All of Nick’s guilt lies with what he did to Abi. Hurting any of his friends would’ve been heartbreaking, but learning he hurt her was worst of all. Nick isolates himself, and he listens to this song.
Laura - This Love
For Laura, potentially losing Max was worse than the two months imprisonment. Being reminded of it makes her cry, and this song definitely reminds her of it.
Max - Innocent
Can Max ever forgive himself for hurting Laura? I hope so. In the meantime he cries to this song.
Honourable mention - Epiphany
This is the song that is guaranteed to get all of them crying, not a dry eye in the house.
Playlist available here ❤️
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✨✨✨ FRIENDLY REMINDER ✨✨✨
Order is going in on Oct. 1st, and I don’t know how many extras there will be after that point, so it’s safer to get one now! I’m not ordering a huge overabundance of them or anything, so be mindful of the date!
CLICKY CLICKY
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