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moonlit-dreamers · 4 months

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*sighs loudly* so i Was going to draw them but turns out my own design is too difficult for me to draw. but i'll be making this post anyway bc this au has been cooking for so long i might as well!

Featherless Flight AU

aka dca avian au where these fucks r BIRDS

(disclaimer this is a sun x moon au. it also deals with heavy themes such as child abuse, death, violence, and. ya know. wutever tws come with the apocalypse (also these will not be talked about in detail in this post))

nothing robotic in them. just feathers, blood, and bones. a lot of that stuff may be lost or break throughout their story! but lemme at least tell u wut they look like (without having my own drawings OTL (i only have a ref for their faces (which im not confident of)))

a quick note for both of their designs, they r both Fully Covered in feathers, including their arms and faces (yes they have arms And wings). the only places that dont have feathers is their lower legs and hands. they have anthropomorphic legs. and their face shape is also similar to a barn owl, as shown here (ignore the lack of mouths, idk wut to give them)

suns design! he has the coloring and general design of a sun conure. hes full of bright reds and yellows, tho the green is replaced with a bit of blue. he has multiple crests around his head that fluff up similar to a cockatiel but theyre in a way that make it look like rays. in the drawing above is wut they look like without their crests raised; that is their default. suns feet r grasping feet which r 2 toes in the front and 2 in the back. sun has high speed wings so aes a lot faster. (if u dont know wut any of this means i recommend u look it up, im a bird nerd) sun is also specifically an omnivore (them having different diets is actually plot relevant)

moons design next. moon is the color of a hyacinth macaw tho his anatomy is closer to an owl. he has one large crest on his head like a cockatoo. its also colorblind! since its anatomy is based mainly off of owls, for moons ability to see at night means he can see less colors. and bc hes more sensitive at night his eyes r always half closed in light, making it look sleepy despite being fully awake. moon has raptor feet with 3 toes in the front and 1 in the back. xis claws r also much larger than suns. moon has passive soaring wings which is better for longer flights. and moon is a carnivore :)

theres also an eclipse but their design is an enigma to me even in my own mind

but back to sun and moon! if anyone is curious moon uses he/it/xe pronouns while sun uses he/it/ae pronouns. they r both aroace and love each other deeply (qpr babyyyyy). sun is genderfluid while moon doesnt give a shit (agender).

sun is more bubbly and energetic. very much high energy bouncing off the walls. hes the kind of optimist where u cant tell if their "bright side"s r trying to help or be condescending. its a master at back handed compliments. heavily a perfectionist and will reach the point of screaming fits if wut he doesnt isnt perfect. ae has a lot of self image issues. ae hides a lot of aers lack of self confidence and doubt behind a wall of "im the best", tho that wall can crash very easily. a bit of a flirt, but mainly bc he just enjoys seeing how ppl react. he takes compliments from everyone but moons compliments r always the best

moon is lower energy and calmer. at least, he acts like it. hes more reserved and if it wasnt for sun he wouldnt have any friends or talk to ppl at all. he fears abandonment and sun is the only person who has stayed with him this whole time and is the only person he truly trusts. is very aggressive towards anyone it doesnt know. despite being shorter than sun (hes 6ft while sun is 7ft) it definitely does a good job at intimidating ppl. over time when xe becomes comfortable with someone xe will eventually calm down and show a bit of a softer side to them. when xes actually calm and likes someone xe can be a bit... chaotic :)

im honestly not sure where ill start their story since ive already thought about their childhood but i also wanna write about their adulthood as well. the story of their childhood mainly deals with the abuse they went through, then with adulthood theyre shoved into an apocalypse bc... y not :) (btw the apocalypse is mainly just bc ive been enjoying apocalypse aus a Lot lately and wanna write one. the child abuse is for their development and to show y they act the way they do. while it will be fun to write their development, i am by no means saying abuse is okay and this topic will be treated carefully and seriously.)

oh theyre also nd as Fuck

but yeah. these r my babies! i hope to at some point start writing the fic so i can show it to u all, but im already in the process of writing another fic, which will be coming out soon!

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guqin-and-flute · 4 years

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The Soup Incident [Episode 22]

Random Jin Guy: hey u know ur sister

WWX: everyone's mom? best person in the world? beset by terminal heterosexuality? rings a bell

LWJ: i'm sure this is more important than a war

Random Jin Guy: something happened with j

WWX: [overrunning other line] I MUST GO MY MEDDLING IS REQUIRED

Random Nie Guy: oop there he go

LWJ: wow this sounds serious

WWX: what horrors will i find what trauma will this compound what cruelty will i be met with also how did i know exactly where to go

WWX: OH. YOU.

JZX: gross

JYL: oh an audience perfect i'm sure this will de-escalate things

WWX: can we solve this with castration? tell me we can

JYL: no thanks i'd still like the option if it's all the same to u

WWX: it's not let me remove his body parts

JZX: like i'd let u near me u classless hellion

JYL: listen life hasn't been like the greatest lately had a lot of shitty carriage rides i'd like things to chill out and by things i mean namely u in this moment can we go now pls i have an appointment to cry into my pillow that i'm missing

WWX: omg noooo i'll behave i'm here to support u i'll be impartial

JYL: i don't believe that for a single second tho hun

WWX: impartial to how mUCH BLOOD I'M GONNA GET EVERYWHERE HOW IS IT EVERY TIME I SEE UR STUPID FACE I HATE U MORE fuck u u piece o shit

JYL: and there it is

JZX: [angry sleeve flap of disdainful eloquence]

WWX: wtf

JYL: yeah he's good at those

JYL: honey ur not helping urself here he beat the shit out of u BEFORE he marinated in dark energy for 3 months pls use ur words and ur brain

WWX: WAT DID UR SLEEVE SAY TO ME BITCH

JYL: can we just go pls i like to not be reminded of exactly how much stupid i willingly allow into my life

WWX: but shijie M U R D E R

JYL: inexplicably i still want to marry him so no thank u

JZX: oh look mianmian's here

MM: u fuckin bet i am u dipshit

WWX: wtaf is wrong with him

MM: ok listen LISTEN i know i feel u trust me

JZX: time to return to the arrogance corner

WWX: UR YOUNG MASTER'S A BITCH

JYL: a-xian n o

MM: no he totally is u right

JYL: well then he's MY bitch :(

MM: why do i bother to stay up late to practice conversations with u if u don't bother to try all that time wasted am i supposed to cover for u now?

JZX: bold of u to assume u can but go for it still don't know why tf ur all here just wanna eat my soup

WWX: HEY I HAVE A FUN GAME IT'S CALLED HOW MUCH OF CHENQING CAN WE FIT INTO JIN ZIXUAN quick someone pick an orifice

JYL: gross

MM: tempting

LWJ: oh hey i'm here now i walk slow oh shit the nice jiang is crying who would hurt the nice jiang?

MM: ok so u know how ur sister makes soup?

JYL: i never really stop it's a little pathological at this point maybe i should talk to someone...

LWJ: oh more heterosexual antics wei ying's achilles heel best wait outside thank god Xichen is mostly functional and gay as the day is long

MM: so she makes soup right? 2 goes to you chuckleheads and the third goes to emporer perpetual foot-in-mouth over here

JZX: [buffering]

MM: jfc why do i even try

WWX: DID HE INSULT UR S O U P ?!

JYL: sorta i am soup and soup is me

MM: so anyway

JZX: [overrunning previous line] HOLD UP I THOUGHT RANDOM SERVANT NUMBER 62 BROUGHT ME THE SOUP THAT'S NATIVE TO YUNGMENG WHERE MY EX-FIANCE GREW UP

WWX: ur in love with an idiot

JYL: i'm in love with an idiot

MM: I STG UR HEAD IS FILLED WITH JUST HAIRBALLS AND LINT HOW ARE U STILL BREATHING

MM: SHE MAKES SOUP. SHE'S THE SOUP LADY. ASK PEOPLE WHAT THEY THINK OF WHEN U SAY YANLI AND THEY'LL SAY KINDNESS. A N D S O U P . and her murder-brothers but that's not the point rn

JZX: ...u made me soup

MM: i'm so fucking sorry pls marry him i need a competent woman to hang around with i'm getting dumber by the day

WWX: seriously this guy u love this guy?

JYL: xianxian pls romantic idiocy runs in our family it's practically traditional

JYL: i mean...yes i have 2 coping mechanisms; soup and crying neither of them are working rn tho help i don't unlock righteous fury until level 25

JZX: wow she made me soup

WWX: of course she made u soup u human inner-thigh chafe show us the flashback mianmian

MM: [off screen] oh yeah that roll the tape jeeves

[ENTER FLASHBACK]

JYL: i made u soup bb

JZX: ur not servant number 62 go fuck urself

JYL: wut

[END FLASHBACK]

WWX: NO FURTHER QUESTIONS UR HONOR

Random Jin Guy Who Brought Wuxian: perhaps this was a [cursive writing] Mistake™

JZX: ouchie i can twirly fight countless puppets can't dodge a punch of the life of me cultivation jesus that's gonna leave a mark

JYL: GOD I WISH THIS WAS MORE CATHARTIC how does this always happen? who raised this kid? oh right me

Group of Random Jin Guards: we are all well intentioned but ultimately expendable extras fear us

Random Jin Guard: UNHAND HIM FIEND

WWX: cool imma write u a song it's called Don't Care Didn't Ask Gonna Kill Everyone In This Tent Over Soup in b flat tootly toot here comes the murder flute

Random Jin Guards attacked by resentful energy: [keyboard smash]

LWJ: wait hold on that's his shit starting music has shit been started?? wEi YiNg

WWX: are u prepared for the journey i'm about to send u on little man

JZX: i'm actually good here thanks

[unintelligible teenage screaming]

MM: HEY LISTEN U CAN'T DO THAT MURDER IS BAD and i still like him i sympathize but like...u can't

WWX: the semi corporeal black smoke demons that sublet my soul tell me that it's fine sooo

JYL: a-xian if u kill him now i will have put up with so much bs for n o t h i n g

LWJ: take a deep breath us ur words what in the actual hell is going on

WWX: fuck u ur not my therapist

LWJ: u do not have a therapist never has someone so clearly NOT had a therapist except maybe jiang cheng

WWX: SOUP MURDER IS GOING ON

LWJ: wut

JYL: pls understand it's just as dumb as you think

LWJ: ... i refuse to let soup related crimes of passion be something my future husband is known for u stop that

WWX: THEN I'M LEAVING

LWJ: wow

JYL: we're both in love with idiots

JZX: am i still gonna keep getting soup?

[this is a thing i do sometimes so if you would like to see more...]

Scene suggested by @nagisachan1!! (I’m so sorry I forgot to tag/credit you when I posted this!)

#my stuff #cql crack #has the word soup lost its meaning for anyone else yet?#the transcript for this is saved under 'i'm at soup.docx'#brief summary #not so brief #oh well #I swear i'm working on the episode 4 one it's giving me HASSLES #please ignore the fact that I spelled emperor wrong i do that about half the time anyway #my edit

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luminous-shifting-vibes · 3 years

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*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier

also x1000 longer than previous post

"ur satan is gnc af"

"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"

"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"

"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"ohoho sexy"

"I am very proud of myself"

"himbo x edgy fuck"

"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"

"he has teefs"

"SQUASH"

"good for biting 📷"

"he's a himbo basically"

"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"

"bifth"

"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"

"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"

"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan" "I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"

"crimes"

"tumblr sexyman"

"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"

"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"

"steampunk e-girl"

"steampunk tumblr sexyman"

"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"

"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"

"ARTIST SIGHTED"

"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"

"babby..... would die for him"

"honestly i probably kin him"

"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"

"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"

"Also :00 blonde friend"

"Let us all infodhmo"

"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"

"Nix woukd you like to joon?

"skitters away"

"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"

"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"

"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"

"Awkwardly watches in band kid"

"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"

"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"

"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"

"anyway heres my boi"

"emo"

"haha emo"

"virgil sanders kinnie"

"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"

"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"

"bird man my beloved"

"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"

"Birds!!"

"guiguhuh"

"crabrave"

"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"

"yess name collector gang"

"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"

"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"

"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"

"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"

"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"

"My dad has seven legal names" "bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"

"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"

"mmmmmm magic man :]"

"°0° green man"

"criminal (affectionate)"

"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"

"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"

"i would commit so many crimes for him"

"Very babey"

"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"

"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"

"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)

"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"

"* or extremly chaotic either works"

"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"

"oH--"

"bc my brain has a schedule"

"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"

"hehe yes spooky man"

"my ghost glucose guardian"

"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"

"ghosts r just inherently sexy"

"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"

"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"

"ł â m p"

"łæmp"

"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"

"I'd date a ghost"

"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"

"p e e p e e"

""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"

"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"

"you're all 12 year olds"

"PEENIE"

"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"

"god, what a himbo. i love him"

"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"

"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"

"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"

"im kin assigning him roman sanders" ""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""

"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"

"twink appreciation club"

"give us the twinks"

"my first thought was bottom-"

"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"

"daddy issued"

"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"

"Big boy but"

"anyways janus is swagggg"

"........................."

"gib twink"

"give twink then i will share"

"holds him gentle like hamburger"

"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"

"he is. fragile creachur"

"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"

"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"

"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"

"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"

"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"

"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"

"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."

"note i am a lesbian"

"You may like Schezo wegey"

"why does he have one single expression"

"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"

"magic wand"

"I Want To Hold His Hand"

"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"

"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""

"p e a n u t"

"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"

"grug from the croods is peak male performance"

"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."

"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"

"i like essays"

"central time gang"

"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)

"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"

"points were made"

"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"

"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"

"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"

"i think it sounds great i'm going to start eating like that"

"several people are typing"

"do these look edible to you"

"forbidden gummies"

"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"

"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"

"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"

"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"

"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"

"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"

"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."

"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."

"NIIICE"

"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"

"watch your fucking language in front of the president"

"im so sorry lumi"

"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"

"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"

"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"

""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""

"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"

"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."

"me on discord: nick wilde"

"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."

"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"

"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"

"what the fuck"

"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"

"If you adopt me then yes"

"am I qualified for dad jokes???"

"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"

"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""

"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"

"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"

"cat pet"

"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"

"maybe thats me being a coward tho"

"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"

if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content

#tw drugs #tw swearing #tw cannibalism #tw crime #tw food #tw homophobia #shitpost #out of context #out of context quotes #lumi's quotes

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averykedavra · 4 years

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so. asides, huh.

i’m making this post ten minutes before the episode drops and right now I’m scared, who’s gonna be in it, oh no

aaaaa oh my god oh my god it’s here im shaking oh god oh fuck

flirting with social anxiety? VIRGIL

WE’RE GETTING VIRGIL???

we finally get content of virgil oh god oh fuck is there gonna be Drama

my heart is pounding

this intro still slaps yall

new A??

oh god, more waiting.

IT’S ESSENTIAL VIEWING?

ABD ILLUSTRATES??? I LOVE THEM???

wait. wait artist friends?

W H AT

i just SCREAMED an ANIMATIC i will LOSE IT

OH MY GOD ROMAN AND VIRGIL

THAT’S ROMAN ROMAN’S GONNA BE HERE

IS THIS ALL GONNA BE IN CAPS NOW? YES

yesyes patreon gets flashbacks to last night’s drama

THE SNIPPETS OF ANIMATION ARE SCARING ME

now that i think abt it, flirting with social anxiety is such a ro and virge thing

oh god is there gonna be angst oh god oh fuck

thomas ilysm

im SCARED just GET TO IT

no wait dont im not ready

ads. yay. well at least i get more time to prepare

that time was not enough FUCK i’m not ready

just glimpsed the cover of this ep (not what it’s called i’m sure) and jlkhgfdsfghj

NO MY COMPUTER WONT LOAD

COMPUTER STOP IT I WANT TO SEE MY BOIS

gonna log off tumblr and write the rest of this on notes or smth. notes can’t format im losing it. why is this my life.

GAY OR NAY? kljdhgfdsfghj

computer is still struggling to load i am Not Happy with this

THOMAS IVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO HEAR UR VOICE LET’S G O

“you too??” thomas ur a mood

ROMAN VIRGIL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

lkjhgfds get off his back guys cmon

oh no is roman so adamant abt this because he wants thomas to be good

DLKJHGFDS THEY’RE TAGTEAMING THIS IM LOSING IT

THEY’RE F R I E N D S

“you didn’t mean that” roman no, roman stop, roman. roman.

STOP PLAYING WITH PEOPLE’S HEARTS??? ROMAN N O

OH GOD THEY’RE ACCUSING THOMAS OF LYING

THIS REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE,,,, OH FUCK

dkjhgfds uh oh here goes roman mr Gay Prince

“*sighs* cutie at twelve o clock” ROMAN I LOVE YOU

WE DON’T KNOW IF HE’S N O T GAY DKJHGFDSAFGH

dlkjhgfds “you have used that argument on me far too many times” i’m laughing so hard already

awww the stickerssss

paramore!!!

DLKJHGFDS AWWW NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS THESE DORKS ARE SO EXCITED

ads again

wait i just realized that if there isn’t any makeup needed,,,we could have janus

:(( oh no we won’t have remus oh :(((

COMPUTER WONT LOAD AGAIN

i’m five minutes in and i’m already dead

“those jokes are old” “you would know” roman ilysm

ugh,,,pintroverts

ROMAN’S LIL SMILE AS THOMAS GOES CLOSER IM,,,BABEY

kjhgfdghj MICROPHONES im in love with this

“OHHHHHH,,,,ohhhhhh” dkljhgfdsfghjkhgfds

this animation is FANTASTIC did i mention

dkjhgfdgh they’re Trying thomas

GREAT INDEED

ROMAN I LOVE YOU

“the only logical next step,,,go home and regret everything” virgil i love u

gay eyes? gay eyes.

DKLJHGFDGHJGFDG ROMAN PLS STOP OH MY GOD ROMAN NO

virgil is struggling

ads.

VIRGIL’S DRAMATIC SHADOWS I CANT--I LOVE HIM

“i wasn’t testing you, i was just panicking”

“you chose to be a liar”. no. no don’t. stop.

thomas u disaster gay

GERARD GAY,,,,I USED THAT NICKNAME ONCE,,,RAIN ON YOUR BLACK PARADE I AM FEELING PLATONIC PRINXIETY FEELS IN THIS CHILIS TONIGHT

oh they’re fighting over thomas oh noo :(

no no no

“IF I AM, I’LL ADD IT TO THIS LIST”

ROMAN N O

now thinking abt “something we’re both familiar with”,,,A A A AAAA

i dunno,,,plants dkfgsfgh

virgil is just shoving him around jkshgfdhj

thomas u GAY DISASTER

thomas pls ask janus for help with lying u cant lie

“CHECK FOR TREASURE FOR GOOD MEASURE” ROMAN I CANT DJKHGFDS

“hide so he cant see u in all ur shame” i love this so much oh my god

“easy, roman” THOMAS IS STILL STOPPING ROMAN FROM INSULTING ANYONE IM SAD

so,,,,,stalking

dljkhgdf this is so funny oh my god

they should grab patton!! hearts right?? speaking from the heart?

oh wait yeah roman’s mad at him, fuck

thomas is awkward sweetheart

computer goes out AGAIN im LOSING it

halfway thru. already so scared.

HE SAID IT WAS ESSENTIAL WHAT DOES THAT M E A N

yay computer is working again

also i love this animation sm, like seriously, oh my gosh

oh no roman’s expression is this gonna be sad

“least of all myself” thomas this is turning into a breakdown,,,are you okay

oh NO virgil’s expression

“knowing what i want” ROMAN’S EXPRESSION

IM SO SAD NOW FUCKING DAMMIT

this is so good and PAINFUL

WAIT IS THIS THE MONOLOGUE

IS THIS THE FUCKING MONOLOGUE

BECAUSE IT’S GOOD,,,IT’S SO GOOD

okay but seriously don’t go up to someone and say they’re radiant,,,this is a good speech but like,,,please dont use it irl thomas pls

lkJHGFDGHJ THE PERSON IN THE STALL OH MY GOD KJHGFDS

thomas is still a terrible liar oh my god the second-hand embarrassment

roman’s lil WTF roman ily

OH NO VIRGIL STOP

VIRGIL I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING

“THE LIES” A A A AAAA

no. no no no. no no no

i am saying “no” out loud OH GOD

“i so badly want this” ROMAN

you cant have true love if the relationship isn’t based on truth,,,yes but also no?

roman i think ur biased here

both of u are

VIRGIL FUCKING SAID IT

“WILL DECEIT CONTINUE TO BE THE ANSWER TO ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS” VIRGIL WENT FOR IT

GOD OH FUCK IM IN PAIN

“NO, HE’S BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME”

WHO’S SAYING THAT

ROMAN,,,ARE YOU SAYING THAT

ohh here comes the gay panic knhgfxdfgh

“he fears things too???” dlkjhghfd yes virge he’s your soulmate

awwww they’re arguing djkhgfdedghj

“it’s okay EXCEPT IT’S SUPER NOT” virgil ur such a good boi ily

thomas no

thomas stop

“one more chance at happiness squandered” roman dont be mean

“it’s probably for the best” ROMAN NO

VIRGIL IS SO CONCERNED

HE’S PANICKING BUT HE’S TRYING TO DO HIS BEST FOR THOMAS

A A A A A A AAAA VIRGIL ILY

“YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID HI” THOMAS IS GONNA GET A BF

i like songs dkjhgfd THIS IS GOING SO WELL THO

I’M SO HAPPY FOR THOMASSSS (CHARACTER THOMAS)

oh no mysterious suitor is pretentious /j

no wait is THIS the monologue

WHAT’S THE MONOLOGUE THOMAS, WHERE IS THE TRUTH

“that was you???” DKJHGFGHJGF

bruised ego. roman’s hmm. a a a aa

“let’s not waste this one” I AM SO HERE FOR THESE TWO

THIS IS SO CUTE AND WHOLESOME OMG

ROMAN’S IN L I K E IM SO DLKJHGFDSGH A A AAA BABEY HIS LIL HEARTS A A AA

THEIR LIL SMILES AS THEY WATCH IM,,,HHHHH

ROMAN THANKED VIRGIL

AND VIRGIL’S SO SURPRISED,,,A A AAA

“BRAVERY” A A A A A A AAAAA

THEY’RE FUCKIN

THE PLATONIC PRINXIETY FE E L S

ROMAN’S SO GRATEFUL AND VIRGIL’S SO FLUSTERED AND OH MY GOSH IM SOFT

is that the end???

no wait we have,,the end card

should i skip the patreon announcement for the end card

BUT LIKE THIS ANIMATION MEDIUM,,,MEANT THEY COULD FUCKING HOLD EACH OTHER’ SHOULDERS

THAT’S SO COOL

AAAAA ROMAN IN PERSON HI ROMAN ILYSM YOUR LIL THUMB BITE ILY ILY ILY

“PUNK” DKJHGFD

more accurate to say,,,puts on bowler hat DECEIT’S THEME PLAYS HI JANUS

BUT JANUS IS RUNNING IT DLKHJGFDHJGFD

skipping the patreon, maybe i’ll watch it later, can’t buy anything anyway i am smol

AWWW THEY’RE ALL GEEKING OUT OVER IT

THOSE LIL DORKS I LOVE THEM

,,,,virgil’s eyeshadow

VIRGIL’S EYESHADOW

IT’S NEW

OHHH THEY’RE ALL BLUSHY I LOVE THEM

VIRGIL’S EYESHADOW CHANGED WHEN HE GOT LESS EXCITED,,,,I’M IN T R I G U E D

HIS EYESHADOW’S BACK TO PURPLE

AWWW THEY’RE SO EXCITED I’M HERE FOR IT

“JOIN ME,,,NO THINKING” ROMAN I L Y

dlkjhgfdghjkgfdGHJ i’m laughing so hard

“are we ready for this” oh no

oh no oh no

computer wont LOAD there are ten more seconds i wanna see!!!

i had to RESTART MY WHOLE COMPUTER to see the rest >>:((

oh no virgil is apprehensive

that’ll come back to bite them later

ROMAN STOP PRETENDING LIKE THERE ARE NO CONCERNS CHALLENGE

djkhgfdghj “demon” virgil ily

in conclusion prinxiety are best friends and i am living for this and also i’m in material amounts of pain

#sanders sides #sanders asides #thomas sanders #roman sanders #virgil sanders #ts spoilers #tw caps

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rockfact · 3 years

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fuck it liveblogging tpoh but putting it in one post so its not annoying (pls read tpoh before reading this post its got so many spoilers) also this is rlly long (http://jolleycomics.com/TPoH/The%20Hook/1)

anyway wow rgb rlly didnt like hero in the beginning eh?

OOOH THIS IS WHERE THE BUTTERFLY COMES FROM I FORGOT IT WAS THIS EARLY

god i love the worldbuilding in this beginning bit like ofc theres lies and doubts and fears like sure!! why not!!! this guys got a tv head!

oh dude rgb dead<3

MADRAS MY BELOVED

"cover ur vents" dude he IS a tv eh. well i know that she takes apart his wiring later but LMAO

rgb hates water<3 i would too if i was a tv. my sona is a tv but has water IN them so... yknow

TOby MY BELOVED HELLOOO

oh yeah the ferrys gone innit

sorry she did what to u TOby??? WHAT???

DIAL HI HI HI HI HI DIAL IL LOVE YOU

i forgot rgb is British. gay little guy who says cheerio and telly

bro her fucking dreams got in his vents oh no

YOOO HIS SUIT CHANGED COLOR AFTER GLITCHING i love this fucking comic

dude she killed that idea OH hi the moth butterfly is back

oh nooo the doubts r here and shes crying nnonoooo

GOD GET HER tHE DOUBTS R GONNA EAT HER ALIVE DAMMIT

OHF UCK THE FEARS ARE BACK AND OH FUCK A GRIEF TOO?!??? FUCK

oh bro the grief fuckin cried on him oh noooo wait isn't this when he goes negative. i think soYEAH IT IS !!! NEGATIVE MY CONFUSING BELOVED

get those fears asses negative wooo !!!! also bye the grief ^_^

oh yeah gotta take him to the tree since he's out of order eh

ASSOK ASSOK ASSOK

oh rgbs outfit changed again. does that when he glitches it seems:) i love it

hero pls just listen to him

assok i LOVE YOUUUU

THE FUCKING TREE MELTED CANT HAVE SHIT IN [whatever this place is called i don't remember rn]

aaand down they go!

OGHHGHH THE IDEA DIAL TOby AND MADRAS ALL SEEING THE TREEEEE YEAHHHHHH

YES THE BIRD I LOVE THE BIRD !!!!

AND MELODY TOO I LOVE THEM BOTH THEYRE GAY <3

poor TOby :(

the fuckin.. god i love this comic. the metaphors for trauma and shit i eat it UP

rgb i love ur puns but please shut up /j

DID SOME FUCKIN SCISSORS COME IN HERE AND CUT OUT THE WIVES ??? WHAT THE FUCK<3 LOOKS COOL AF BUT DIE. WHY ohhh that's why we see them later and they're all wet n shit. the ocean ate them

AWE HERO ILY bye you stinkin butterfly get outta here !!!

OHH I FORGOT HOW COOL THE HEARING IN THE DARK BIT IS !

YES THE MARKET I LOVE THE MARKET I LOVE THE FIGHT SCENE ...

HIS SUIT CHANGD AGAIN CUZ OF THE DIMMING OF HIS BRIGHTNESS I LOVE THIS LORE !!!! ITS SO COOL

wait dial don't u dare throw TOby into the abyss i stg. die dial

oh they rlly are cousins huh. sayin the same thing.. also dial die i hate ur gay little headNNNOOOOOOOO HE DROPPED TOby FUCK YOU DIAL

nooo this is making me sad abt the characters i make and then forget :( i don't want them to be forgotten

CELL ILY

DUDE SHES IRONING HIS FUCKING ARM

god i love hero sm

LMAO RGB GETS HORSESHOES <3

i love the explanations of characters getting outlines n stuff. this is so cooooool

oh goodnight to the market. hi dial fuck you OPH HERES THE WIVES !!

oguh the one sided convo ... spooky

mmmmm don't dream around rgb or no good!! bad !!!! love the bits of lore tho. fuck yeah

oh and his clothes changed again i think! nice!!! i love the suit he's wearing in the recent ones.. really my style

WAHHH HERO LEAVING ASSOK BECAUSE ASSOK WANTS IT.. IM FUCKING. I LOVE HERO SO MUCHHHHHH THEYRE SO NICE... i love this story

this story legit be changing the way i look at other stories . mmm solid outlines my beloved

the fact rgb can just turn up his volume to scream louder<3

AH OFUCK THE DUDES GOT A GUN EH oh yeah his names click. i wonder how many names i can steal from this comic

god rgb so smart :)

click my beloved antagonist

HE JKUST SHOT RGB WHAT THE FUCK. SHOT HIM W REDACTED TOO?::?W AHT THE FUCK CLICK

god i love this bit. hero can shoot him or not. he's muted he cant defend himself. its so good oh my god. rgb accepts it too.. he takes his hat off expecting to die oh my god. i love this bit SO MUCHH

the fuckin.. "what do heroes do to monsters?" "SAVE THEM!" LIKE YEAH HERO I LOV EYOU

n then rgb is banned (rightly but how do they get assok back??) and hero becomes his keeper i love this. i fucking love all the chapters in the market

"did you ever forgive me?" "did you want me to?" "...no" "oh, well, that's too bad" HELLO? WHAT!

ogoh and clicks eye(??) falling into the market.... checkovs gun innit

madras lore yesss

all my homies love the world of make believe :)

ah fuck the trees are gone oh this is fuck

I KNEW SHE GAVE HER FINGERS TRAIN

oooh so rgb was a writer? or a comic artist or something???????? cooool

LMAO NICE TIMING LOSERS

!!! CANDLE RABBIT

idea loose in the market!!

AH FUCK CLICK IS BACK :I KNEW IT

the idea is a fish now! cool. good on it. love this idea

oh TOby finally hit the bottom huh?

this rabbit is so confusing wtf

3 suns????????? rabbit cmon man you put us way too forward wtf!!

ah yeah rgb is broken eh? getting close to the end

SHE FOUND ANOTHER BIT OF THE FUCKING SUN? R U KIDDING ME

MELODYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also lmao julienne melted cuz shes cotton candy :(

LMAO HERO IS MELTING HELP

i love how hero goes from obviously human to ?? that could be a monster!

madras time

fuckers turned off rgbs body cant have shit in make believe

MADRAS NO WHAT DONT LEAVE:(

and they step back!

elastic valley my beloved

i love these pigs sm

hi tg

"because he's *trying*" hero id fuckign die for you

AAAAAAAAAAAND I'm caught up! post time. sorry if u read all of this i have an illness and its called sharing my feelings all the time

#this is so long im so sorry oih my godddd #DONT READ IT IF U HAVENT READ TPOH I STG !!!!! PLS READ TPOH #hold on gonna add a link at the top

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lilolilyr · 4 years

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WIP tag

@banashee tagged me to post another work in progress, so I will post, un-edited, whatever bullshit I came up with last night when I was already half asleep after watching an ep of Suits and then reading an old Hanni&Nanni (St. Clare's) book. I think what my brain came up with is a crossover between those and also my ever growing fanfic multiverse so there's timetravel and dimensions and shit... oh, and naturally it's gay.

Wip lverse

Central arrives at Lindenhof

R/T (teaches) just been outed or sth, girls behind them but school threatened with being closed- dance, with boys from other school, H idea: dance ww mm, boys? Jenny's brother -> have an in, & if not all boys join doesn't matter as long as no Lindenhof girls dance with them. T/R gerührt but also hope won't nach draussen dringen)

Light off

Ugh wheretf are we, middle ages? Fuckinf castle and it isn't even hogwarts. Light...

Edits lumos maxima to fit kronleuchter

War nich lang dunkel also gleich wieder ans helle gewöhbt

Year? Oh lemme guess... Uniforms, awkward dance, electronic light but no smart tech in sight,... Must be xx... Hate that. Already bad capitalism of after & still shitty institurionalised homophobia & racism & misogyny of before.

Eyeroll

Well source isn't here, all muggles

???

Explanation:

Muggle= nonmagical

^or>: sacrilege!

Why?? Why does religion fit better or worse to nonmagical world? If anything magic is sth u can't explain fitting to religion, and as I have magic and you don't, if God exists likes me better than u

Pls no existential discussions before 3am after I had 3 vodka

Gross

Anyways

Looking for source: different universes, if timetravel splits, no-good bc vicious cycle, looking for source

Not here

U sure?

Knocks on Wall

Opens

Body in wall

O.o

Dude dead

Windstoss, zeefällt fast

Shield

Ugh now can't check for..

Well otherwise body!

...

Call the cops- poliicee! Just tell them sb hit a spec spot of the wall & it opened to a body. S the truth. & don't worry bout everyone being shocked, s a body in the wall, u gotta be shocked.

Girls notice T R stressed & not as close as want - H N Hilda J B C go 'need to talk to both' -> form wall so they can hold hands. Before leave turn around, T quickly presses kiss to Rs hand

Central thanks for assistance, & as thanks help against homophobia: a little confoundus maybe? Yeah, everyone in Castle who is homophobic & wants to act on it in some way is gonna forget homophobia exists. Forever? Hm naaah just until goes to sleep, but if next day same, same. Maybe enough to realise world doesn't end...

Isnt confoundus illegal?

Not if administered in a way xxxx by xxxx intentions and duration blah

???

Yeah lawyertalk u wouldn't understand

Oh shut up Harvard

Harvard? Yeah-

Already exists?

Founded in xxxx! Bitch. Bet already prestigious

...

Marianne near freak-out

Never allowed herself to think about it

Not since kissed Carla that day

Knows Carla just thinks about it and doesn't act on it, but she needed pretend wasn't a thing

Punches stuff in sportraum

H:??

Explains

So?? Not a problem for T R

Well they're not students!

?? Difference

Changing rooms! Schlafsaal!

So? I mean if makes u feel better guess can just turn around? But like eh. Hey actually... Ur into girls... So u know what looks good...

???

Would u be willing to check me out & tell me..... Bc want to impress some guy... U get to look without having to feel bad & I get info!

Not sure same (wlw mlw attraction)

Eh whatever best I've got. So?

Shrug sure whatever

In underwear when rest comes

???

Look

M shrugs like go for it

H explains happily

Rest also wants opinion

Petra eg afraid doesnt look good because Figur- M says pretty face way more important. Hilda says plus character more important anyway! M kinda almost laughs which makes Hanni laugh out loud.

Mamsell? Or sb comes around corner, Hanni (still in underwear) tries to hide, falls over tangled in skirt.

Who didn't ask M? Carla... What's with her anyway?

///before mamsell//Who's the prettiest?

Flickers to C. C blushes

Aww

Another pair of birdies?

Shut up!

Not since...

Omg so there is a since!

M heftig Yes but never again bc knew couldbt be!

Well now could...

C still won't tell mom- not cause she wouldn't approve but she'd worry about me and can't put her under strain bc health

M course

Just kiss already!

Oy!

Well?

Laugh and then they do bc wtf might as well happen this day already is so goddamn weird

Meanwhile J/B like when are they finally gonna figure it out lol

& Elli slowly realising that maybe those obsessions with Sadie and MrsQ etc were actually crushes xD

Hanni- heteroflexible

Nanni- ace

Jenny- bi/pan

Bobby- genderfluid, pan

Marianne- butch lesbian

Carla- femme lesbian

Elli- bicurious/bi

Doris- nonbinary/transmasc and still figuring out his sexuality

Hilda- lesbian

Carlotta- bi

Petra- straight

Jürgen straight

Peter x Wolfgang

Claudine trans girl

Sadie??

Yeah ok imma not explain but I might post a proper (ish) version on ao3 or my draft blog @thelucyverse some time :)

Tagging whoever sees this and wants to share!

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keiths-stupid-mullet · 7 years

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so like on a scale of 1-100 how gay for lance is keith?

let’s calculate, shall we? (¬‿¬)

didn’t remember Lance from the Garrison but still allowed him to help carry Shiro who had disappeared for one year (!!) back to his shack

after knowing how he acts in season 3 I’d award this a solid 10 points. Keith didn’t remember him. As far as he knew Lance could have planned to take Shiro away from him with the rest of his “team”… but he took one look at him and was like ‘yes I can trust this guy’

gets very close during their first ride in the blue lion

definitely gay. he didn’t have to come that close. he didn’t even know him yet. another 3 points.

constantly stands/walks next to him

and I mean constantly. they stand next to each other a lot for two people that hate each other. 5 points.

forehead touches while fighting

they are not even getting physical…….. look at their arms they are completely kept to themselves… they are just leaning into each other’s personal spaces………….. g a y. 3 points.

accepts unnecessary challenges that make him do stupid things that he usually wouldn’t do

why……. does he care so much… for lance’s opinion of him……… 1 point.

repeatedly sits next to him at lunchtime

the act itself only deserves 1 point but the unconditionally happy smile in the first one and the rows of empty chairs in the second one each award 1 extra point. so 4 points.

waits for Lance to react to a situation before adapting to his behavior

seriously why does he care so much for lance’s opinion of him why does he keep watching him why is he trying to adapt to his behavior why– 5 points.

Lance: *literally just repeats what Keith has just said* Keith: “YES! Thank you, Lance!!”

keith ur biased what is this u just,,,, rlly want to get along w/ lance huh.. 2 points.

the entire scene after the food goo fight

since I already awarded a point for the other smile at Lance above, this one only gets 1 point. still important though, still important.

trying to appear cool in front of his crush,,, but devolving into a Soft Smile™

very good. he feels the need to brag in front of lance…. but just can’t resist smiling fondly at him. 4 points.

*smiles* *Hunk breaks up their alone time* *smile disappears*

gay smiles g a y s m i l e s j u s t f o r l a n c e i award 3 points for each scene, that makes 6 points in total.

takes up eye contact with Lance again after Hunk’s hug and smiles again?? ????? that entire scene was so gay wtf

hunk is right there keith, he’s talking to you, why are you ignoring him and smiling at lance instead?! 2 points.

stares forlornly after Lance after he left the room

incredible. look at action-man keith just standing there, staring after lance. he’s so weak for this boy. “wait where are u going… no come back pls…….” 1 point.

indulges Lance’s jokes and tries really hard to understand them despite usually being confused

he tries!!!!! so hard!!!!!!!!!! he asks everytime because he really wants to understand the jokes!!! it has come to the point that Lance realizes that he wants to understand them and explains them to him without having been asked to in s2!!!!!!!!!! 4 points because I really love this.

got so upset when Lance got injured,,, he came supersuper close as if he wanted to check up on him

Shiro already cradled him in his arms and he still came so close. He didn’t have to. Shiro had it. He could have stayed at the same distance he was at when Coran had gotten injured. But no, this is Lance, Lance is special - 2 points.

*Shiro and Lance are both injured* *runs to Lance*

WAHT!! what the fuck!!! he chose Lance over Shiro!!!! 6 points he literally saw how Sendak punched Shiro hard in the stomach and still chose to go to Lance w h a t i s t h i s

THE BONDING MOMENT SCENE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT THE HAND HOLDING THE GETTING TO HIS KNEES THE SMILING–

the gayest scene so far I will never be over it 8 points this is some A+ content right here,,,

was so impatient for Lance to get out of the healing pod

he was the most impatient out of all of them. “a few tics won’t make a difference”. i’m still dying just thinking about it. and then he kept pouting when Allura denied him. 4 points.

“we had a bonding moment [voice crack] I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!”

I’m not even sure what to say to this. It’s easily one of the scenes where he shows feeling hurt/betrayed the most... in like, the entire show. All just because Lance doesn’t remember the bonding moment. KEITH THAT’S G A Y. 7 points.

gets annoyed when Lance flirts “jealousy thy name is Keith”

3 points….. because he keeps doing it over the course of the rest of the seasons :’)

the way his smile softens when he’s talking to Lance

it gets very very soft. here, have a comparison of keith smiling in general and keith smiling when he’s addressing lance. 4 points, this makes my heart hurt in the best way.

gets cheeky and playful around Lance

remember,,, “heh like that”,,,,,,, wow he has so much fun play fighting with lance it’s amazing. 2 points.

immediately acknowledges it when Lance’s plan is better than his and doesn’t get angry at him

instead he’s??? super proud??????? loOK AT THAT SOFT SMILE???? THE BOY IS IN LOVE SOMEONE HELP HIS POOR GAY HEART. 6 points.

this

if it wasn’t for the helmet…… his hand would have been on Lance’s mouth…. he’s comfortable enough with him to just shove him aside by the head… why are they always so close to each others faces dREAMWORKS WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL US. 2 points.

seeing lance almost getting sucked out of the airlock and suddenly developing enough strength to push the robot back

The robot was overwhelming him before!!! He was constantly running away!!!!!! But seeing Lance in danger allows him to find enough strength to defeat all evil,,, 3 points.

“[voice crack] wHAT WERE YOU DOING OUT THERE?!”

A very important scene. The voice crack. Keith worries so much about him. They are both panicked and leaning into each other. Then they stick together until they find Coran. 2 points.

I’m only halfway through s1e9 and Keith has already reached 100 points. He broke the scale. I’m sorry anon, there is no containing Keith’s gay for Lance,,,,

#a² (answered ask)#anon #klance #ASNKDJFHBG I'M LAUGHING #this is a joke of course #a joke i invested way too much time in.... because my shitty wifi refused to upload the pics for the longest time #but i succeeded #aND IT'S WORTH IT #LOOK AT OUR GAY SMITTEN SON I LOVE HIM

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pharahlesbian · 7 years

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hi, so i just followed you recently and i see you're into kpop. i've been trying to get into kpop for a while (esp the girl groups) but it's just such a big community i have no idea where to even start. do you know what i should do or who to listen to?

ok ok im so happy someone’s asking me about kpop lol? i generally dont talk about it that much. pls feel free to talk to me more as u get into groups and such. anywayy, here are my favs!!

(everything under the cut bc im about to talk for a while)

GIRLS

-f(x)

top bias, favorite group ever, i love them. they debuted as 5 members (victoria, amber, luna, sulli, krystal) but sulli left the group in 2015, right before their most recent album. managed by sm entertainment, debuted in 2009.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7MHZpSNJQc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8I8QGFA1oM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnku4o3tRB4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j7Umwfx60Q

look up any of their stuff, i have literally their entire discography lol they really don’t have a bad song, imo. they were introduced as like a “cool” little sister group to girls generation, another sm girl group who’s really big in korea and who u might have heard of if ur sort of already getting into kpop.

-girls generation (snsd)

speaking of girls generation, lol. their korean name is “so nyuh shi dae”, hence the snsd acronym. they debuted 10 years ago under sm, and they’re so impactful on korean culture that they’re like in textbooks and shit. they’re currently 8 members (taeyeon, yuri, yoona, sooyoung, tiffany, hyoyeon, seohyun, and sunny), but they debuted with 9. jessica left in 2014 after some messy shit with the company. snsd is like HUGE in japan. their japanese songs are so good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVCubhQ454c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_gfD3nvh-8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8j_XEn9b_8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq7ftOZBy0E

-red velvet

one more sm group lol. i kinda hate sm because they treat their groups rly shitty but i love their groups so much. ANYWAY, red velvet is sm’s most recently girl group, debuted in 2014 with 4 members: irene, seulgi, wendy, and joy. in march 2015, they got a new member, yeri, which everyone was kinda confused about. she was super young at the time, like 16 i think, so maybe she was too young to debut in 2014? dunno. their concept is that they can do girly concepts (red) and more mature, r&b type concepts (velvet).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFgv8bKfxEs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpAn9ryoB4Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glXgSSOKlls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGdbaEDVWp0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px2Q47O0_eE

-twice

managed by jyp, another big company like sm. debuted in 2015 with 9 members (jihyo, nayeon, jeongyeon, sana, mina, momo, chaeyoung, dahyun, and tzuyu). they were formed after participating in a survival show called sixteen where sixteen jyp trainees competed to be in the new girl group. i’ve been following them since their debut so i have a special place in my heart for them. also they’re all younger than me so they’re all my daughters

they’re pretty huge in korea atm, and everyone’s calling them the next snsd, which is making snsd fans (sones) all pissed off and starting a really dumb fan war. this is why i dont rly align myself with kpop fandoms lmao theyre all so embarrassing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rtV5esQT6I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7rCyll5AeY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePpPVE-GGJw

-gfriend

another favorite. i forget what company they’re under. they debuted in 2015 with 6 members (sowon, yerin, yuju, sinb, umji, eunha). they’re from a super small company but theyre so fuckin talented that it caught everyone’s attention. also they went viral because yuju fell down a lot on a rainy stage once alskdfjs. they’re super known for their really tight dancing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxnD5AViu6k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-CKVr6Z1Tw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag2R7Mt8yI8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se8bbsUFjC8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8CydQ-Y3Hs

-mamamoo

debuted in 2014 with four members: solar, moonbyul, wheein, and hwasa. literally the most talented and straight-up performers in every sense of the word, on this entire list. i havent even written the boys list yet, but they beat all of them. they have amazing chemistry, beautiful harmonies and dancing. they have amazing control

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGgrRoMJ6Yc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFuJAIMQjHk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h41Rrk_6rzs

they’re literally so funny and cute and charismatic and talented as hell, pls get into them

BOYS

get ready for this list to be like dramaaatically shorter lmao anyway girl groups are better than boy groups bye

-shinee

best of the best. shinee fucking invented singing, dancing, and the concept of boy groups altogether. they’ve done some really stupid concepts, but somehow they ALWAYS WORK. they’re under sm (surprise, surprise, i love everything sm does ugh) and debuted in 2008 with 5 members: onew, jonghyun, key, minho, and taemin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DocBfPIgk70

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roughtzsCDI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dww9UjJ4Dt8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF53cptEE5k&spfreload=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcu7yZBeSKw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJua7KEP_oE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nchkAmc49p4

-bts

literally everyones fucking obsessed with bts, including me. stands for bangtan sonyeondan, which roughly translates to bulletproof boy scouts. debuted in 2013 with 7 members: rap monster, suga, j-hope, jin, jungkook, v, and jimin. they were like crazy hyped-up pre-debut, which is probably why they’re so big.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw540DtB5mM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8MfJg68oCs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVwAVbKYYeM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALj5MKjy2BU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmE9f-TEutc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEeFrLSkMm8

HONORABLE MENTIONS

Sistar

Exo

Ladies’ Code

Wonder Girls

2ne1

Block B (if ur into homestuck you’ll recognize nilili mambo)

Girls’ Day

Oh My Girl

After School/Orange Caramel

Pristin

Seventeen

AKMU (duet)

Ailee (solo)

AOA

IU (solo)

Lee Hi (solo)

Blackpink

CLC

Crush (solo)

Dean (solo)

Exid

Monsta X

4 Minute

Kara

WJSN

#long post #i spent like an hour on this #kpop #as we all know there are three genders #girls boys and honorable mentions #+filed: anon!#+filed: answer!

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