#guys get some room please

[existingingrey]

The Styx Flower was a wedding gift. Don't talk to me.

Nothing to see here just two bros sitting in the newlyweds room, reminiscing their first meeting on the 10th anniversary and talking about how beautiful the moon was then and now while drinking the newlyweds wine.

#these two literally got married on their 10th anniversary #thought they were hiding but they are just sitting there acting like it's their wedding #Di Feisheng is whipped he just agrees to everything Li Xiangyi says #guys get some room please #oh wait you already got one #li lianhua #li xiangyi #di feisheng #mysterious lotus casebook #feihua

[bottombaron]

oh ok so its the usual no-homo bullshit you always hear, good to know.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandermo #look im a reasonable guy #i dont get worked up easily and ive been around writers rooms and understand the pressures of writing a big show like wwdits #hell i even liked season 4 #but this has got to be one of the most offensive bs ive read that wasnt from 2015 #‘its only a small (but vocal) amount of people that actually want to see them together’ #‘their love isnt ~s*xual~ they dont need to kiss its more ~profound~ than that’ #‘you don’t REALLY want to see them together! (thats gross!)’ #also ‘the power dynamic is ~problematic~’??? are you kidding me??? #jfc its like someone literally got this out of the queerbating handbook from 2010 #and like yeah i know wwdits isnt queerbating but its queerness feels more performative when it treats an actual central relationship #like its a gross kinkything only a few freaks on the internet want #instead of a legitimate plausible story that deserves exploration #nandermo should be a triumph - a victory for the characters and something the writers should be pleased with writing #not…this. #like it’s some problem pressured reluctantly upon them that needs to be carefully defused #this has left a bad taste in my mouth

[deeva-arud]

Deeva Årud - Club Wear Voice Lines

When Summoned: Lights dimmed, tension building up… Are you ready to feel our rhythm? Summon Line: Playing music with friends is fun, I’m glad to be here even though I’m starting to feel a bit nervous.

Groooovy!!: We’d be delighted to see you at our next show. Spotting a familiar face among the crowd is always nice. Home: “Let’s rock and roll”, as some would say. Home Idle 1: I joined the Pop Music Club on my second year. Perhaps it’s quite a drastic change from my previous club but… it’d be a lie to say I’m not enjoying my time here. Home Idle 2: Most of the time I’m the one suggesting we should practice, but somehow Lilia, Cater and Kalim always distract me with all these unknown snacks and gadgets. Sometimes I have the feeling they do it on purpose… Home Idle 3: I need to warm my hands, it’s hard playing an instrument when they’re cold. Home Idle – Login: *humming Piece of My World* Ah- sorry, I didn’t see you there. Can I help you with something? Home Idle – Groovy: I’ve been playing violin and other instruments since I was a kid. My family has always had a connection with music and I’ll gladly continue this legacy. Conveying your thoughts and feelings through sounds is quite satisfactory. Home Tap 1: My first concert with them? Since it was the first time I’d be playing in front of many people, I knew I’d have a hard time trying to look at the audience. Cater noticed and told me to look at him so I could feel less overwhelmed… Let’s say I didn’t expect him to be so literal. His clones substituted the audience because no one came to see us. Home Tap 2: Hm, my violin? Indeed, it’s not the same one I use at Mostro Lounge. An electric violin is more suitable for the club’s activities. I’m surprised you noticed it. That means someone’s been paying too much attention to the musician playing ambience music… That was a joke. Home Tap 3: Kalim and I joined the club in the same year so I got to see how much he’s improved his drumming technique. It’s impressive. Certainly, Lilia’s been an excellent teacher to him. Home Tap 4: I like the idea of having customized masks for our performances. Maybe I should mention it once we have enough funds. Home Tap 5: I recently accepted to do some vocals just for our club sessions. You can come see us, but please refrain from telling everyone else. At the moment, I only feel comfortable singing for a few people. Home Tap – Groovy: When it comes to a band like this many wouldn’t think of a violinist, but that actually gives songs an interesting feeling, don’t you think? Duo: [DEEVA]: Ready for a shocking performance, Cater? [CATER]: Ready as ever, Dee-chan!

#To any violinist in the room: I tried :'] #I can probably get away with some details since she's not actually playing here #more like positioning her violin/posing #but yeah. An attempt was made #I actually had to redo the whole card because I didn't like how the old one looked #and if it reminds you of something it's probably because I kind of borrowed Lilia's face shape #it was my last resort after drawing 20 heads and not being fully convinced by any of them HDSGSH #the rest is obviously brought to you by my own suffering #Oh and some extra info about Home Tap 1: #Deeva actually kept looking at Cater on stage out of habit even after they gained some listeners #sometimes the poor guy thinks she's glancing at him because he made a mistake or something lmao #Talking about Cater. One of the reason she joined this club was because she promised it to him #when they were first years she didn't know there was a music club like that #and Mr CayCay here informed her a little bit too late of the existence of the PMC #Also unrelated to what I was saying #but please imagine she says “let's rock and roll” with the most monotonous voice ever #zero spirit in those words #until she picks up her violin and the rock and roll starts rock-and-rolling #it's funnier that way #The need I feel to talk a lot under my art posts needs to be studied #twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #deeva twst #my art

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I'm surprised you haven't posted any Welcome home stuff recently! Honestly kinda makes me sad since I love your WH art and stuff

yea y'all are gonna have to be Patient w/ me bc

a) i have like. a week left to pack all of my stuff before i need to shove everything into a uhaul and leave, so its crunch time! leaving little to no energy/interest in anything else

b) to be honest my mental health is the worst its been in years - which is fine, its whatever, i can deal. it's not as bad as it could be and im handling it! like a champ, even! but also its leaving little to no energy/interest in anything else

c) had a minor crisis over my art and how i interact w/ WH, and i realized im not scribbling enough of what I want. ive mostly been trying to please people and do as asked and thats! not good! so i want to temper expectation & reassert that im Not a WH art blog - its just a hyperfixation / something i love rn. i draw what i enjoy & what i want in the moment.

#i picked up my tablet last night and all of my motivation died on the spot #so im just. eh whatever ill get back into the swing of things eventually #but yeah im spending my time packing & keeping myself afloat! not much room for other things at present! #rambles from the bog #but yeah i was starting to feel like a commodity of sorts? #like the majority of asks are just some form of 'can you draw this' 'draw this' 'id love it if youd draw this' #which is. fine. im an art blog! thats what i do! #but its also like hey. im just some guy doodling what they enjoy. im not a machine churning out content for consumption #& it gets to the point where there's so much expectation and obligation and 'demand'- #when do i ever sit down and truly indulge in what i want? #like the monster scribble i posted the other day! it made me so happy! i love monsters and Beasts! #when do i ever allow myself to draw them? #rarely bc i feel like people Expect puppets from me. and thats not a great feeling! #i love puppets i love wh and everything but i would like to enjoy it w/o pressure yk yk.... #& for a second there i Was feeling the pressure and scribbling puppets was starting to feel like a chore #something i Needed to do to please people #so! im focusing on real life & taking a break from creation & keeping my mindset away from 'jump into traffic' thankyew <3 #theres just too much going on right now #in my head And outside of it. #so ill stick to packing & binging psych & i'll lovingly place everything else on the backburner

[glowingsand]

she’s my friend guys

#can i please get some more shoko love. can you guys please move up to the front of the room thank youuu #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #ieiri shoko #shoko ieiri #digital art #fanart #anime #my art #i drew so much today i really made up for my lack of art these last few months….i was supposed to study n work sighhh

[opikiquu]

aventurine pl. Plea s e . PLLEEEEEEASE

#★ arin rambles #‘here we go again’ you think everytime you see my ramble tag. I dont blame you #AVENTURINE AVENTURINE PLEASE SAVE ME WHITE BOY #OH MY LORD #OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS OH MY GOODNESS. #MY JSOE IS RUNNING HES RUINNING MY LIFE I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE IM SO ILL PLEASE I #AVENTURINE. im so serious i can talk about this man all day. and more specifically this video #‘it was just posted 30 minutes ago arin youre scaring the kids’ SILENCE. I NEED SPACE #I NEED A. A MOMENT. EVERYBODY PLEAS GETA WAY FROM ME IM GOING TO GET SO SCARY #Please. Im so sorry. Im begging you . I love this man oh my gish please hes so cute #HES SO CUTE. HES SO CUTE IM SO SICK OF HIM WHY???????? WHY IS HE SO PRETTY HES SO PRETTY HES GOREGOUS HES SO STUNNING. HELLO. HELLO. #Im going to. Slam my head against the wall im overwhelmed with joy and happiness hes everything ive ever wanted ever #any minute not spent talking about him is a moment wasted i promise you MY PRINCESS IM COMING TO SAVE YOU #IM HIS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR EXCEPT ITS NOT SHINY #IM COVERED IN DIRT #IM STILL COMING FOR YOU AVENTURINE RUN #oh goodness me oh my #im so happy hes so prettu im so happy i cant do rhis im sweating geniumnly i feel so sick #Im cant . Do this anymore. I CANT TAKE IT. I HAVE TO… AAUGH… AAAHH… I HAVE TO…. DANCE! #guys…. he my favorriet… #my slinky….. my krimpet… my teacup i think. My doc mc stuffins doctor playset. My dishwasher. My italian coldsteel cinquedea . atp anything #hes my EVERYTHING. MY EVERYTHING…!!!!!!!! *MY TELEKENISIS THROWS EVERYTTHING ACROSS THE ROOM* #yall i dont think ive had a hyperfixation this horribly bad since. Since the. Since. MAN I DONT KNOW #IM COOKED. HE WOMT LEAVE ME ALONE. I LITERALLY DREAMT OF HIM LAST NIGHT LIKE IM SO DOOMED? ACTUALLY? #oh to be medicated and focus on . Things like cooking. Or idk. Getting a job. No i just think about some messed up blonde all day im absolut #ly DOOMED #yes im still yapping i got 30 tags u gon stick through them all. Every single one of them. Dont leave me please i want to talk about him ton #TO SOMEONE. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM TO SOMEONE ALL DAY. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE TESTING. IM LEFT ALONE ALL DAY I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY WIFE #i womder how crazy i look right now #Sighs lovingly at him..

[severefartoholic]

WHY!!! ARE EVERYONE PAFL OCS MUTANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can i pretty prettttyyyyyyyyyy please have a thirty year old man living paycheck to paycheck trying to feed his kids

#pafl #dont get me wrong mutants are sSOSOSOSOSO cool #but DUDEEE!!!!!!. #no actally i will love a pafl mutant if it is creative #but guys guys the facility is running out of room to keep all your kids in #can i get a facility worker oc. thank yo #no actually as a pafl nerd i need some more variet y in your guyses ocs.. #or ATLEAST OKKK ATLEAST tell me about thier lore. plesaseee pretty please im the oc lore holderok. troll emoji.

[itwoodbeprefect]

in due south 3x03 "i coulda been a defendant" when brothers in arms by dire straits hits, and then they play it nearly in full... talented. brilliant. incredible. all those other things lady gaga said.

#that episoooode. when they have the guy (bruce) in the interrogation room and he keeps folding shapes out of paper #and they couldn't have made him MORE obviously autistic if they'd tried and ray keeps trying to grill him but it doesn't work #and then fraser asks to talk to bruce. and he just sits with him. hands on the table chin on hands #an unusual position for fraser! a very deliberately non-threatening position! and he tries to nudge some information out of bruce #but bruce doesn't want to talk (his brother told him it's dangerous! he's in danger!) so then. fraser asks if he can try #with the paper and the folding. and the LOOKS bruce has right after that just. ughhh. it gets to me #shocked. shyly pleased. genuinely surprised that someone is willing to engage with his interest. #there are SO many little moments in that episode that punch me in the heart every time but that bit!! oof. oh man. #and then later when fraser is pulled away by ray and dief nudges under bruce's arm and puts his head in bruce's lap and gently says uruwr!! #dief for best character!!! that's not news but still important!!! #* #due south

[abstract-hellbender]

quick af btw >> you can hate dutch van der linde without calling him an evil snake who eats people..,,,, genuine serious if you think hes a cannibal GET OUT OF HERE

#yall the anti semitism in this room is CRAZYYYY #i see so many people boil his character down to >> greedy selfish money hungry manipulator who feels nothing narcissist #and then i heard there was a CANNIBAL THEORY GUYS PLEASW #points to him.... he has black hair and facial hair thats often shown in jewish charicatures AND a hooked nose.. #im not gonna say any of it was exactly intentional or anything im just saying some of yall need to take a step back and think about where #some of these theories are coming from yknow #also cause the cannibal theory holds no ground. his tall trees camp LITERALLY HAS CHICKENS N SHIT RUNNING AROUND AND FUCKING PREDATORS #THAT KILL YOU MID MISSIOON I GOT EATEN BY LIKE 2 BEARS GUYS. PLEASE. HE CAN FUCKING HUNT. #also cause the first character who mentions being eaten by dutchs gang (which are mostly native americans btw) is the hyper racist professo #who only says it CUASE HES RACIST ASF guys please. please. idgaf theres bones under a chair theyre ANIMAL BONES he has DEER AND ELK SKULLS #EVERYWHERE GUYS. there are cannibals in rdr1 they established using an arm model for them. BUT ANYWAY im getting off track #you can hate him idgaf #this is a reminder that you dont even need a reason to hate a character you can just hate them #dutch van der linde #i will tag him idgaf i think its important enough

[hauntingblue]

I have connected two dots... yamato kaido and momo (and kinda shirahoshi with her top) have clouds above their shoulders... and luffy in gear fourth has them also.... I can see the signs

#momo must be so emotionally confused omg poor child. this guy says he is my father and treats me like his son and also this samurai who has #been acting like my father just died. and now i turned 28 and a dragon and i need to save this island or my shougnate will die. jesus #FUCKING ROB RUCCI!!! I SURE HOPE NOT ONE STRAY ATTACK REACHES THE ROOM FULL OF CP0 AGENTS!!! #now the government is going to invade wano AND TAKE ROBIN!!!!! ROB LUCCI DIEEEE!!!!! AND YOU WILL FAIL AGAIN!!! #now how tf did the heart pirates get there... who can fly on there or did they just tag along on momos tail #the dinosaur head snake???? hello?? qjdhakshsk and it worked.... sanji... 'thats what a brachiosaurus is!' well i do not think so.... #wtf sanji.... so much of that wiggly dance he does with the heart eyes has brought him here... #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1053 #poor killer man.... why doesnt he cut off the arm kid doesnt have... that should do it right??? #jesus.... goodbye kid and law.... hawkins just hitting his head to a wall.... CUT OFF HIS ARM!!! oh no..... another self sacrificing mate.. #YEAAHHH THE ARM!!!!! is he gonna take it and give it to kid akdjsksj OH HE TOOK THE STRAW DOLL!!! killer your brain is so huge.. #the death card looking JUST like killer.... that was such a slay... they had this one thought out for a while..... #THE MUSIC!!! GOODBYE HAWKINS!!! KILLER OUTSERVED!!!! whats with the cutting of arms this arc.... kid now its your turn to slay (big mom) #episode 1054 #sanji having an existential crisis and queen just: WELCOME TO THIS MOMSTER WORLD #having issues with his body transforming doesnt help with the transfem allegations #APOO IS STILL ALIVE???? CUT OFF HIS HEAD!!!! #i was gonna say KINEMON!!! BUT I KNOW ITS THAT FUCKING KANJURO!!!!!! nami drawing the moon on his asscheek akdjsksj #KIKU AND KINEMON ARE ALIVE??? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS THIS IS A TRAP!!! DON'T GIVE ME HOPE!!! #NOOOOOO THE CP0 IS IN ACTION TOO NOOOOOOOOO #they are breathing.... omg.... kiku..... ORICHI DIEEEE!!!!! i knew this couldn't end like this for her... i have been completely bamboozled #kinemon appearing like the first time... just legs.... amazing #how does big mom ikoku inside the castle are we insane... yamato can you like bite off kanjuros head off or smth... finish him off PLEASE #why do they have steel beams in kaido's castle. everything else is wood and stone. who designed this. #bepo being in law's mid episode animation akdjaksns.... thats really his beffo (bff) bepo #big mom being crushed by some beams doesn't sound right... kid should turn into magneto and start bloodbending... or repel her into the sea #episode 1055 #episode 1056

[r0semultiverse]

It’s wild to me that some of you have entire discourse accounts dedicated to shipping hate & over analyzing shipping between the anime, manga, & light novels to the point of making harassment campaigns against the authors/writers of the side stories. Yet y’all don’t send the same hate towards Ikemoto & his highly suspect ass art style with the way he draws some of these kids.

#it’s just a bit telling?? #do you lot have no life? #there are clearly bigger issues in the naruto & boruto fandom than shipping wars that have been going on since like 2010 #good gods please get over yourselves #naruhina sasusaku narusasu leeten I don’t care! #the konoha 13 are in one giant secret polycule for all I care! boom there’s your solution! #& while we’re at it let’s make Kiba a sensei or a ninja hound class guy rather than a pig! #boom another problem fixed! lmao #Ikemoto & the way he draws these kids is a way more pressing issue than any of your silly shipping wars #if you’re gonna send this off the walls negativity anywhere direct it at the way he draws these children Mikeo Ikemoto is weird as Hell #for the way he draws some of these characters #it’s so hard to recommend boruto & boruto two blue vortex because of this suspect art style #I’m so serious too lmao I really hope studio Pierrot fixes the boruto tbv designs #but who knows how long we’ll be waiting on that #the anime is gonna be on hiatus for a loooooong time with how little room there is for anime-only content in the pacing #* mikio ikemoto my bad I got the spelling wrong & can’t edit tags on the old tumblr mobile #mine #op #naruto #boruto #OBVIOUSLY DONT SEND HATE CAMPAIGNS TOWARDS ANYONE JUST PUTTING AS A LEGAL DISCLAIMER BUT LIKE YKNOW IF YOURE GONNA THROW STONES ANYWAY #might as well throw them somewhere actually useful

[heavywithplot]

the ex super villain-super hero pair make a return! jean used to be a villain until alex sort of. convinced him to switch sides (the embarrassing reality is that alex had a crush on jean even when jean was very earnestly trying to kill him, and when jean got pinned under a car during a fight, alex asked him out while rescuing him, and jean said yes for reasons no one has figured out) then they spent six years working together in a group (that scribble to the left with the sort of motor cycle looking gear is what jean would wear because fuck costumes, he showed up to break bones)

jean’s default expression is nothing. one time he broke his arm badly enough it broke skin, and absolutely nothing on his face gave away that he was in any kind of pain. alex is still doing hero shit because you gotta pay those bills, but he kind of missed how stressful it is for jean, just because it’s. like. all of this is televised and inescapable, and jean didn’t bring it up until he had to pick alex up from the hospital after a close call, but alex is absolutely gutted when realizes how miserable jean was for the past 8 months.

#jean: oh no. oh noooo. please don't cry. #alex fully sobbing: i just love you so much #anyway a few weeks later jean's old boss tries to assassinate alex and sends some hit men to their apartment #those hit men get killed almost immediately because jean might have switched sides and also 9 months pregnant but he #also used to be an improbably perfect sharpshooter and he keeps a pistol hidden under the dining room table lmao #like jean used to be some kind of nightmare boogeyman for the heroes #everyone wants to know how alex convinced him to go legit and alex is like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ who knows! but we're dating now 🥰 #(mshdhg i dont want alex to come across as a goofy friendly kind of guy #cause he's both of those things but jean and alex did very much try to kill each other in earnest no less than 5 times #alex's loyalty is very person oriented so if jean ever wanted to go villain again alex would absolutely go with him no hesitation) #mpreg #SHSDFHGEH I WROTE SO MUCH ABOUT THE STORY im sorry i rambled so much about it lmao

[narutocharacterpolls]

Guys I’m not answering anymore hate lol, I humoured one to get out steam but it’s really not that deep. Sorry (I’m not) if my response offended you but you’re literally sending me hate for a Naruto poll on tumblr dot com. It’s sad, really. It is not my fault if the women get voted out. I genuinely tried to set them up for the best chances of success with where they COULD be placed. I have to follow seeding rules based on how many submissions each character gets. Don’t send me asks saying that the poll itself is biased, that’s on you guys. The reasons COME from the things you guys said in submissions. I obviously submitted Yahiko so I added a lot because he’s important to me (and the other Yahiko submitters). Lots of other submitters added paragraphs, but it’s not my fault Ino wasn’t one of them. I do NOT add to any submissions other than the characters I chose to submit. Try not to take a Naruto poll on tumblr so seriously/personally. Take a breather.

#i don’t care if you complain in the tags or wherever but don’t send nasty stuff to my asks directed at me? #i’m really not sure what you guys are expecting to receive back out of sending hate directed at me #i’m literally just some random naruto fan sitting in my room lol i’m not sure what you expect from me #i can only do so much with what i get out of submissions #if a poll like this gets you *that* angry i urge you to block me #it will be a lot more pleasant for you to just not see the polls going around #one of you was so worked up about so many things… please take a walk or go look at the stars #the world is so large and so beautiful out there

[plushie-lovey]

I've been thinking a lot about my plushie collection and rn I'm just soo overwhelmed by it. Because there's so many of them, and most of them I unfortunately have no attachment to. A majority of the collection was bought on impulse (mostly from goodwill and other second hand shops, where plush are sold very cheaply so its easy to purchase more at one time). I want to sort thru them and get rid of the mass majority that I no longer want, to make room for ones I actually care about, but it feels like such a hassle.

My datemate keeps trying to convince me to wait until we move to do anything. But then I'll have my first collection combined with the one at my current residence and it'll be even more overwhelming. And then there's the thought of where I'm even going to send all these plush. I live in a apartment with cats, and although most of the plush are in boxes, it might still make it hard to sell them because of that. And I live with smokers with no respect, who like to open my bedroom door and let all their nasty smells and nicotine get into my shit, so that's going to make selling even harder.

I could just (re)donate my plush, but then I'll be basically throwing money away, and the same thing would be true if I literally threw them out. Maybe I'll try to sell the ones ik haven't been contaminated by anything because of being boxed up, and the rest I'll just donate. I could see if there's any children's or women's shelters I could send some to. I want to drop a few off for toys for tots as well, mainly the squishmallows because they still have tags and ik they'll be well loved

#ik I've talked about this before #but I truly mean it this time that Im overwhelmed #I have no room for new plushies #even the blue BAB frog I just bought. I haven't the faintest idea where it's gonna go #I'll obviously find room but still #and it makes me sad to have all these plushies here that I just. do not like #its mostly squishmallows that Im detesting atm #Im so over then #but they're my main displayed plushies and I don't want them anymore #I will keep a small handful. but the rest need to go bye bye. because they take up soooo much room #and are just. everywhere. #and there's a bunch of plush I don't even remember buying that are in the boxes that I definitely want gone #before I'd said sorting thru them all was hard. now I don't think it will be #maybe its just because Im nit hyperfixating on plushies rn that Im able to think more clearly about it #but yeah its time to purge my collection #Im even gonna get rid of some webkinz because a bunch of them were bought impulsively #luckily they were sorted right to the bottom of the boxes for their protection so I think I'll be able to sell them easily #anyways thanks for reading my rant guys #and if anyone has any advice on what I should do please let me know #viti shoosh

[lyxchen]

Fucking hate that I can't even talk about a guy that I think is cool without somebody thinking I have a crush on that guy :|

#like i was out at our local bookstore with my friend and there's this guy who works there who is definetly some kind of queer (i'm pretty #sure he's trans) #and he's so cool!!! #like i once asked him if they had any neil gaiman books and he was really happy to show me and was like 'have you read good omens already?' #and then he showed me all the books they had and i just really like him because he's cool #and after my friend and i were out of the bookstore again i told her about that guy just because i wanted to but then she was like making #suggestive comments and idk i just don't like it #and then i have to defend myself but that just makes it sound even more like i have a crush when i Don't #hhhhhhh #like also when talking about male celebrities that i think are pretty or cool #i always try to tone it don't because i'm afraid people think i have a crush #and like not everyone knows that i'm a lesbian #but also why is that always the first thing people assume?? #can't i just say this man is cool?? #it's the amatonormativity #anyways #idk where i'm going with this post all i'm saying is #if i ever call a man on here pretty or say things similar to that then i am saying that from the comfort of my own room and i would never #ever want to be in a relationship with him #same goes for famous people in general #like no matter the gender #like i don't get that that's apparently a real thing #that people actually want to be with a celebrity or kiss them or have sex with them #like noooo please no #looking at them very cool very nice yes i love doing that #but ever actually doing anything in the romantic direction with a person you literally do not know? #why would you do that? #like yes i say that i'm in love with charlize theron but only as an actress #never in real life #lea's random thoughts

[dogwittaablog]

do u think nolpat would watch reality tv with his girl?? like pretend to hate it but get so into the drama. real housewives of salt lake city just premiered their finale and like imagine watching it with him😭😭 ik he would have good commentary

Okay look... yes... he may dread it just a TAD bit... but we all know once that show starts he's fully dialled in.

He's probably dead silent while watching... might throw in an occasional comment like "Oh she's definitely the problem." but once that episode is done my man is going to host a brief discussion on your guys thoughts and maybe ask some questions to clear up any confusion.

Also seems like the kind of dude that once the show is finished would mumble to himself "thank god" and then go back to playing video games.

#ive witnessed first hand the “hate” guys have for reality tv #but they end up being the one more invested then anyone in the room #i can see him ask questions the first couple episodes he watches to fully understand whats going on and whats the point of this #PLEASE #hed probably love watching some shit like the bachelor #and gets mad when he feels like the dudes picking the wrong girl to go home #kjaasd #nolan patrick #ask #nolpat #jan '24 subs