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𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒄𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 part three | previous part ౨ৎ oscar x reader

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oscarpiastri

cute cat

yourusername

wow who is this famous man in my dms

🤔😲

oscarpiastri

not famous

yourusername

ok mr f1 driver

oscarpiastri

i said cute cat

🙄🙄

yourusername

me and my cat 🤓

oscarpiastri

very cute, did you know that ?

yourusername

what?

yeah she is

oscarpiastri

wait no

i meant you?

yourusername

🤔

ohmygod.

oscarpiastri

sorry that was odd

yourusername

😭😭🫠🫠😵‍💫😵‍💫

no it’s okay

thank you

you’re cute too ‘!:&;&;/$:@/&;@,&/&-“/&;

oscarpiastri

😅😅

thank you

yourusername

of course

i gotta bounce

bye!!!

oscarpiastri

bye, talk to you later?

yourusername

of course 😊

y/n ⛄️

GUYS

HELLO

HELP

xienma 🛐

yeah?

madeline 🤺

are you okay queen 🙏🏼

y/n ⛄️

DULCE

HOTLINE

GUY

xienma 🛐

WHAT HAPPENED

WHAT DID HE DO

y/n ⛄️

he said i was CUTE???????

then i told him i had to BOUNCE?!?!?!??

madeline 🤺

LMFAOOOOO

loser ahh

jkjk

y/n ⛄️

he’s so cute guys

i wanna bite him (affectionately)

xienma 🛐

his fans tho 😭😭

THEY GON GET UUU

y/n ⛄️

me fighting the bad fans

madeline 🤺

i’m just imagining u on those

wag gossip accounts 😭😭

‘oscar piastri spotted with a NORMAL girl named y/n l/n

and we already found her insta 🤫’

y/n ⛄️

NO STOP

that’s so SCARY…

xienma 🛐

our baby is gonna be all grown up

becoming a wag for a sport she doesn’t

know about 😔

y/n ⛄️

i don’t even know him like that 🌝

like YEAH, i stalked his insta and

found his old karting pics..

and stalked his twitter

and the mclaren youtube channel

BUT I DONT KNOW HIM

madeline 🤺

it’s giving delusional, obsessed,

crazy, insane ass bitch

xienma 🛐

ily mad but ik you aren’t talking…

u FOUND UR SITUATIONSHIPS HOUSE

ON ZILLOW???

y/n ⛄️

literally….. bro

biggest hater n for WHAT

I aint setting you up with none of his friends 🤓

madeline 🤺

OH NAWUH

PLEASE 😭

y/n ⛄️

don’t talk to me 🙄🙄

i’m going to my bed

and i’m goin to cry

for embarrassing myself

xienma 🛐

go talk to him later

give it like an hour tho

don’t wanna seem obsessed x

y/n ⛄️

ur right ok

bye

im gonna think abt my actions 😞

madeline 🤺

bye queen 👩‍🍳

oscah 🦅

LANDO

HELP

landoh 🥸

bro what do u want

i swear

DONT EVEEEN MENTION HER…..

oscah 🦅

oh uhmm

hahaha 😅 totally wasn’t gonna mention her

landoh 🥸

atp just tell me 🤦

oscah 🦅

THANK YOU

okay so

i called her cute

and i think she freaked out

landoh 🥸

bro u were supposed to act mysterious

🙄🙄 u were supposed to play hard to get!!!

oscah 🦅

lando what

OK BUT DO U THINK I SHOULDNT HAVE CALLED HER CUTE THEN????

landoh 🥸

ok no

how did u say it first of all

oscah 🦅

okay so she sent me like a mirror selfie

landoh 🥸

mirror selfie u say 😏😏

oscah 🦅

🤨🤨

OK but her cat was in it

and i was like “very cute, did you know that?”

landoh 🥸

OK RIZZLERR 😍😍

oscah 🦅

but.

landoh 🥸

but? 🤔

oscah 🦅

SHE THOUGHT I WAS TALKING ABOUT

HER CAT.

landoh 🥸

thats embarrassing

oscah 🦅

yeah but then i told her i was

talking about her and not her cat

then she said I was cute as well 😊

but she left in a rush

landoh 🥸

u are cute babe 😉😉

okay no but

idk she wants u 😂‼️

oscah 🦅

i am stalking her instagram rn

landoh 🥸

again???

i litch saw u stalking it when we were in a meeting with zak 😭

oscah

You’re lying on my name

landoh

no need to be embarrassed 🥸🥸

my boy is all grown up!!!

oscah 🦅

😒😒

landoh 🥸

dont give me attitude

I am literally the reason why you

even know her!! U WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN ON DULCE HOTLINE IF IT WASNT FOR ME

oscah 🦅

okay thanks i guess

🤦🤦

landoh 🥸

pull up hoe

oscah 🦅

I DIDNT DO ANYTHING???

landoh 🥸

DONT talk to me

🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

oscah 🦅

my honest reaction

okay bye mate

landoh 🥸

bye oscah

don’t embarrass yourself again

oscah 🦅

i wont

hopefully 🤔

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yourusername man i sure do love myself

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user lando?? hello??

user why is lando in the likes

madeline_han LMFAOO WHY IS HIS HOMEBOY IN UR LIKES

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→ landonorris I didn’t mean to double tap……

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xienmasventura ily ur so cute

→ yourusername ilym gorgeous 🫶🏼

landonorris **** is drooling over these photos

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oscarpiastri

you looked pretty in your post

yourusername

ahhh 🤭

thank you

oscarpiastri

yeah of course :)

sorry that lando was in your likes

yourusername

no it’s fine

it’s just kinda funny 😭

oscarpiastri

this could be us, just saying 🤷🤷

like could be us if you gave me your number…

yourusername

the garfield to my arlene 🙈

I’m convinced 🤗

my number is ***-***-***

oscarpiastri

okay 😊

y/n ⛄️

CODE RED!!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

HE ASKED FOR MY NUMBER.

xienma 🛐

you gave it to him

RIGHT????

y/n ⛄️

duh 🙄

madeline 🤺

omg 😱😱

the number … big steps

y/n ⛄️

ik im FREAKING out

xienma 🛐

who does this lil boy think he is 🙄

stealing my gf 😭😪

y/n ⛄️

dw bae, i’m 4ever urs

madeline 🤺

why was his homeboy in ur likes tho

y/n ⛄️

idk tbh 😭

i think it was an accident

xienma 🛐

stop cause he’s kinda….

madeline 🤺

OKK GIRL……

🌝

xienma 🛐

stfu thats why your ex looked like the blonde

bitch from polar express 💀💀

y/n ⛄️

naw thats foul

now ME PERSONALLY….. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

ok bye HE MESSAGED ME 😊

oscar 😊

heeyoo

sorry i didn’t message you right away 😅

y/n

no that’s fine 😭

soo what are you up to

oscar 😊

nothing much

I’m pretty bored tbh

y/n

me too 😪

oscar 😊

i suck at 8 ball

y/n

i doubt it

now play back 😠😠

oscar 😊

yes ma’am

wait why am i kinda good

y/n

i’m the goat at 8 ball

oscar 😊

if i win u owe me a kiss

y/n

ig you aren’t getting a kiss??

oscar 😊

🙄🙄

🤷🤷??

y/n

FUCK 😭😭😭

too bad u aren’t in france

oscar 😊

omw to france as we speak 🙄

y/n

🐌🐌 escaping rn

WOAH WAIT

i just got 13K followers out of nowhere???

oscar 😊

huh 😭 thats crazy

y/n

oh my god

😨😨

oscar 😊

what?

y/n

i got posted on those f1 gossip pages

CAUSE OF UR LITTLE FRIEND 😭😭

oscar 😊

i’m so sorry

uhm I didn’t mean for that to happen

oh my god 😭 I’m really sorry

y/n

oh no, it’s not your fault!!

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f1_gossip NEW WAG? Y/n L/n is a 22-year-old university student. She currently lives in france, according to her posts. Lando commented and liked her post earlier today.

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ddejavvu · 1 year

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james potter has lovely hair and it’s well known that the reader is fond of it. whether this is romantic or platonic poly marauders, or James x reader, it doesn’t matter much but

he decides to prank them by saying he’s planning on getting a buzzcut. genuinely devastating news, cus his hair is so lovely. i think sirius would be in tears, reader sat next to him but manages to say through he sobs that he’d look lovely with a buzz cus he’s so pretty that he could pull anything off. remus returns from his quick “gotta hide the electric razor” trip to yank softly on the back of sirius’ hair and tell him to stop being a baby, cus it’s just hair (even though him and reader are blubbering in solidarity, reader at least tries to be supportive, but sirius treats it like a first degree felony)

idk if he’d tell em it’s a prank so quickly if perhaps (I’d do this I’d do this id do this) reader gets all touchy and just has to bury her face at the top of James head for a bit of a mourning period.

sirius switches tactics and says that no one will have anything to hold onto if he buzzes (not true)(james is fuckin massive)(I’ll hold onto his bicep by my teeth if I have to). if they’re not together atp i could see James being like fine 🙄🙄 guess someone’s gonna have to show me what I’d be missing 🙄🙄 quick, im changing my mind 🙄🙄 (little shit)

nsfw under cut // minors dni.

sirius would definitely throw a fit without trying to be nice to james, like a full on kicking screaming begging no prongs don't do it!!! i'll throw myself off the roof if you do!!

and yes ur trying to be so polite about it, respect his say in what he does with his own body, but you're sooo sad :( there's little tears gathering in your eyes and james is this close to confessing it was all just a tease to get you to stop crying but remus rushes off to the bathroom to 'wash his hands' (read: hide the razor like you mentioned) so he waits until he's back first, but the antics just continue and he never wants to stop getting doted on!!

he's hugging sirius like don't worry pads! it'll grow back eventually. and sirius is like NO. NO YOU CAN'T. PLEASE.

then you ask for just a bit of time alone with his hair. so you get up onto your knees beside him on the bed and drape yourself all over his head (subsequently putting your boobs in his face) and he's like hehe :] yeah say goodbye to the curls baby :]

remus honestly is just sitting there with his head in his hands i think. just. mourning in private. doesn't wanna bother james but is deeply devastated. so he's not quick enough to catch sirius launching his next attack, which consists of 'what are we gonna yank on during sex, prongs?' and remus pops his head up like. yeah this could work.

"S'true," Remus pretends to deliberate, throwing a pointed look at James, "'Can't tug on those pretty curls if you chop 'em off, Prongs."

with your boobs in his face and now both of his boyfriends talking about yanking on his hair, he's.. coming around. he's definitely not telling you it's a prank now, he just goes right for the belt buckle like 'alright boys, interesting point. i'll need some research to make my final decision.'

you best believe that's the best fuck james has ever had and will ever have, and sirius is generous with his silent treatment after he finds out it was just a prank, too, only ignores him for three days instead of a week <3

#james potter x reader #sirius black x reader #remus lupin x reader #poly!marauders x reader #let's talk about poly!marauders !!

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fractualized · 6 months

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Alright. Let's break down this "oh" of an ending. NEGATIVE NANCY, COMING THROUGH

Spoilers, ho!

Ending a story is hard, if they're long or short. Whether you wrap up key threads or leave them open, you want some kind of takeaway that puts a period on things. Even in comics, where we know these characters will go on and on, ideally a story will end in a way that just... fits. Even amateur fic writers have loads of WIPs just sitting there because exactly how to end this damn thing eludes them.

I don't know if Rosenberg had an ending in mind when he started The Man Who Stopped Laughing. I don't know if he decided he'd figure it out by the end of it's year-long run. I don't know if DC Editorial lets people do that; it sounds insane, but if you've been paying attention to their current level of editorial "oversight," which I imagine is supposed to make concurrent titles mesh together reasonably well, I wouldn't be shocked if they let people wing it. Or, more likely, perhaps DC Editorial swooped in and made Rosenberg change the ending he had planned and that's why the result falls flat.

In any case, after 11 issues of enjoying myself, I'm left feeling deflated.

But let's start where #12 does, with the Joker who's been told he's John Keyser, a toxin'd henchmen that the real Joker made into a doppelganger for funsies. He approaches a hotdog vendor.

I'm stuck on "Hello. I've been looking for you"?? I didn't catch that on my first read. Joker has a favorite hotdog vendor? lol

Shut up, Waffles!! All we have is your word for it!!

In any case, hey, Keyser Joker has already been Jokering this long, so yeah, why not keep going? And why not with help from poor woobie Jason, fresh from nearly getting himself killed in Gotham War?

Bruce did not fix Jason at the end of Gotham War, so his adrenaline is still triggering fear in his brain. But Keyser Joker has a solution for that!

It's a tiny dose of Joker toxin to take the edge off of Bruce's programming. Joker makes a point of saying that the effects are only temporary, though. (And like, I assume this is just the quick-fix solution Rosenberg came up with to pull off his own ending when told Bruce's plans for Jason over in the other titles.) Jason is skeptical of this "help," naturally, but Keyser Joker brings up their matching interest: getting rid of the other Joker.

Jason, why you gotta ruin Albert's good time? 🙄

Cut to Red Hood dragging a clown henchman through the streets of Gotham.

But "his" face being blacked out and some of the dialogue clue the reader in: things aren't what they seem.

DERAIL TIME: what is up with this batmobile?

Like from some other angles, it looks sportier, but in most of the panels it looks like an old Buick? lol ANYWAY.

With the flaily way this person jumps off the bike and runs, I was sure that this was Keyser Joker and we might see Batman interact with him. Alas.

It's Ravager, who survived last issue's explosion. She's helping Jason 1) distract Batman and 2) get Albert out of harm's way, far from Keyser Joker's plan.

Naturally Keyser Joker is planning something more destructive than he's led Jason to believe. Also like…

The idea that Keyser Joker really is this John guy, not the real deal, is still not sitting fucking right with me. Seeing him here in another costume, with a goofy death train with mismatched eyes just like his, it feels like a signal that he actually is Joker and Waffles is either lying or mistaken somehow. Like compared to the other Joker, who we haven't seen in a costume? Who left Gotham for weird reasons? I really thought there was going to be a reverse reveal.

And since it doesn't come, I guess it's a good time to mention that! There is no reverse reveal of who the real Joker is. Things get a little muddy later, but…. hrm. HRM.

That said, the other Joker does something pretty dang Jokery: he shows up in a dirigible with his face on it.

Killer Moth and a bunch of clown goons (that aren't supposed to be available because of Gotham War but WHATEVER) attach the dirigible to the train and it's pretty chaotic!

I love when villains are like, "Look I may kill people, but an endangered gorilla?! Get outta here!" 😂

Jason also arrives in style.

I guess he was observing Ravager's distraction?? Which feels like it defeats part of the purpose of having her do the distraction. But then he couldn't have this cool entrance in which he bludgeons people with a motorcycle. Trade offs!

Meanwhile, Real Joker makes it to the front of the train to confront Keyser Joker. One of Real's goons offers to shoot Keyser, but Real Joker wants to make this personal and kills the poor hench so he can do it himself.

Jason coming in like YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH 😎

Then he gets the bad news.

Keyser is as casually suicidal as your average Joker! Also "Real" Joker never acknowledges Red Hood's identity, afaik. It's always Keyser Joker. Details like this got me thinking that reverse reveal was coming, AND YET.

That aside, next comes a fun comedy beat.

Real Joker going right for the hair!

Jason isn't going to let this be the end of it, of course, and once again Killer Moth must suffer at his hands.

Jason shoots so many clowns. Just never the one he wants. 😞

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaait wait wait. You're telling me that Bruce knew about the imminent TWO JOKERS situation. But he decided to prioritize a report of Red Hood dragging a clown through the streets. When in the same breath he's saying there are other people coming to the scene with him, so he obviously could've sent someone else? On the same day Batman #139 is like "oooh Bruce is totally onto Joker now"? This is what you're telling me?? Augh.

Well, we can't rely on Batman right now, clearly, so it's up to Jason.

Meanwhile, Keyser Joker has told the other one that he actually does have a secret way off the runaway train safely. After they fight some more, the tune starts to change.

Alright so, this "deal," which would sort of start them back at square one, doesn't bother me because obviously it's on shaky-ass ground and one of them is definitely killing the other before this issue is over. What does bug me is the "franchising" line, for two reasons:

1) Is this supposed to imply that Real Joker is the one who was behind Joker Incorporated in the Batman Incorporated issues, not a third one?

2) I was just SO SURE it was another indication we were getting a reverse reveal. Joker absolutely does not love the franchising idea. That's kind of been the point of this whole series. The genuine Joker in Keyser Joker's hallucination/memory said that having two Jokers around is stupid. HRRRRMMM.

Anyhow, they leave the train together, though the escape plan is literally just jumping off, which has more issues than they bargained for.

So do you think, assuming the Gotham War writers actually communicated at least a little, that Zdarsky asked Rosenberg what he needed Jason for at the end of TMWSL, and Rosenberg was like, "oh I need him to heroically crash a toxic blimp and almost die?" And then Zdarsky was like, "er, I need him to heroically fly a plane into a magic meteor and almost die?" And then they just shrugged and closed the Zoom?

But yeah, the blimp crashes, and I'm sort of confused because I thought that earlier Bruce was saying that even if the toxin gets into the water, it'll still make it's way to the city. So for one thing, it's still exploding in the air and it's still gonna drift. And the parts that dissolve in water are still gonna drift. There's a part to the equation missing here.

But these two are just thrilled at the excitement.

Until the sudden yet inevitable betrayal.

BUT WHO WAS JOKE

Shortly after this, Ravager shows up with Manhunter, who also survived last issue's explosion. (It just doesn't come up at all. Like it doesn't have to, I guess, but it's just weird that there's not a word or wound about it.) Ravager dives into the water looking for Jason, because she instinctually knows he did something grand and dumb. She finds him among the clown bodies and brings him to shore.

Nothing can kill this man! He came back from the dead with nine lives! And also maybe that Lazarus resin from TFZ is still helping, I dunno.

Elsewhere along the shore, what's left of both Jokers' crews find themselves waiting in the same spot for the Joker they expect to be triumphant.

You know what. I'm soured on Waffles now. Leave him.

And then, from the water…

And that's it. That's how it ends. With a sort of snide cop-out?

Like, it's Joker's POV, so yeah, you could say the dickish tone is just him. But following this story for a year, and then seeing it end with simply the old "you'll never know which Joker prevailed," it doesn't feel clever or whatever this is going for. It just feels obnoxious.

Honestly, it feels like the same takeaway as freaking Three Jokers. 😐 That it doesn't matter who Joker is. All the lead-up to this, where maybe we get a tiny bit of depth and development, even if just in this story, eh. Doesn't matter! We're ending this with blah payoff.

On the other hand, the part of about about there being more questions, about this ending not being tidy, makes me think that this is leaving open the possibility that Keyser Joker actually was the real one. After all, we don't get a flashback to the actual events. The events we see are part of a hallucination, and Keyser never said he had clear memories of being the real or the fake one. He just went from assuming he was the real one to taking Waffles' word for it that he was the henchman.

Also, Keyser Joker was always the Joker giving narration. And the narration boxes for the Final Joker at the end remain in his style. So it seems like we actually have a huge indication of which Joker prevailed-- unless we're meant to assume that if the other Joker prevailed, he merely took over the narration.

I mean, this is what we have. So if I can just choose what I want to believe, I'm going to believe both that Keyser was actually the real guy and that he won. But it puts a real sour taste in my mouth to be super engaged with a story and wanting an ending that says something about Joker's character… and the ending is just that one murders the other and you don't know who, neener neener. It's anticlimactic. It's a predictable direction that I thought SURELY Rosenberg wouldn't go in. It feels like a dick move.

And... what else is there to say? So ends my year of consistently buying a comic, I guess. Nothing else has really grabbed me like TMWSL did, though City of Madness looks promising. After the multiverse and Gotham War stuff, I'm not about to start picking up Zdarsky's Batman. #139 had plenty I should enjoy, but it's soured by Zdarsky deciding to bring a canonical take to the three Jokers concept for some ungodly reason.

A new three Jokers take feels extra stupid after a year of a story about two Jokers. And the second Joker in TMWSL isn't even taken into account in Zdarsky's story. Based off that #135 scene, it really looks like he's going to say that Darwin Halliday accidentally copied TKJ Joker somehow. lmao Why. Why do we have to do this. Why can't this just be one of the things that gets retconned away. I just want my murderclown to be fun.

I need to get back to my list of unread older comics. Or read One Operation Joker! I didn't think I was interested, but I think a random goofy premise is actually just what I need.

#the man who stopped laughing #joker #spoilers #my jibber-jabber #sorry for being a downer

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heavyhitterheaux · 2 years

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Proud of My Wife

A First Lady of Private Garden Instagram AU

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

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jackharlow: so proud of my wife y/ninsta. my baby out here killin it ❤️😍

y/ninsta: all because you and PG believed in me more than I believed in myself 🥺

2forwoyne: from the beginning we knew you would be amazing y/ninsta

y/ninsta: OMG stop 2forwoyne 🥺

thestallion: young bachelor what's a wife my ass 🙄

jackharlow: theestallion it went with the flow of the song!

saweetie: look at my bestie out here looking like a whole meal in these streets! you look so gorgeous mamas 😍

dualipa: she sure does 😍

jackharlow: I'm not doing this with you today dualipa exit to the left 🙃

dualipa: jackharlow you are such a hater 🙄

normani: we need an update on what the parents said about yall BEING MARRIED FOR FIVE YEARS AND TELLING NO ONE

y/ninsta: normani got damn you ain't gotta yell sis. everyone knows now because of urbanwyatt's dumbass

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta can I have my weed back now?! I learned my lesson 😐

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt no

urbanwyatt: where did you hide it y/ninsta ?!

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt in my bra

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta nevermind I don't want that shit now. it's too hot outside and you got some big ass boobs so I know your shit sweatin

y/ninsta: imma beat the shit out of you urbanwyatt 🤣

jackharlow: y/ninsta I thought that was only reserved for me 👀

lilnasx: what kind of bdsm shit are yall into?!

druski2funny: I'm down to join 👀

y/ninsta: druski2funny so you can have a stroke? No thanks, don't need that on my conscience

saweetie: stop stalling and spill the tea

y/ninsta: my momma tried to call me all day and when she couldn't she was on my doorstep that night 🤣 but she admitted that she suspected it. Momma's intuition I guess 🤷🏾‍♀️

y/ninsta: I thought Maggie was going to kill jackharlow tho 🙃

sza: why!?!

y/ninsta: she just wanted to be there when we did it, that's all. She literally said when we were 16 that she knew we would be married one day.

jackharlow: and she was completely right 😌

jackandy/naremyparents: did yall find the rings after urbanwyatt lost them?

jackharlow: it took about twenty minutes but yes

saweetie: so my bestie gets her ring upgraded this year since we on year 5 right jackharlow? 🤨

jackharlow: saweetie anything my baby wants she gets

y/ninsta: jackharlow I want a pet tiger

jackharlow: y/ninsta I know your dumbass didn't just say that. You getting a pet fish.

sza: damn you can't even get her a dog jackharlow?

jackharlow: sza she can barely keep herself alive so how in the world is she going to care for a tiger or a dog? Do I look like tiger king to yall?

y/ninsta: Carole Baskin, killed her husband, WHACKED HIM!

jackharlow: y/ninsta I'm taking you to the zoo and that's it

y/ninsta: jackharlow cheap ass muthafucka

jackharlow: y/ninsta CHEAP? I JUST BOUGHT US A YACHT

y/ninsta: jackharlow it doesn't look big enough and besides if I don't lather you up in sunscreen you'll end up being burnt so you can't be outside on it for a long time anyway

jackharlow: y/ninsta what I gotta be outside for when I'm deep in your guts down below?

sza: well shit

y/ninsta: jackharlow now I'm hot and bothered, come fix this 😐

urbanwyatt: here we go again, just don't start until after I leave jackharlow y/ninsta

saweetie: urbanwyatt at this rate, you might as well ask to join. I know I probably would 🤷🏾‍♀️

dualipa: me first!

jackharlow: dualipa no.

urbanwyatt: if someone even looks at y/ninsta for too long jackharlow is ready to strangle them. I'll pass.

jackharlow: urbanwyatt I found your weed

urbanwyatt: please don't say it jackharlow...

jackharlow: urbanwyatt it really was in her bra 🤣

Taglist:

@harlowsbby

@babyharleezy

@hoodharlow

@stefansalvatoresgf

@jackiehollanderr

@primadxna-girl

@dessmxsworld

@cockslutslurper3000

@raelorns21

@variety-fangirl

@gbaabyyyy

@kamorsstuff

@harlowthot

@sinsandsuccubus

@curlyhairclub

@bootlegroach

@haylexo10

@thinkingaboutjharlow

@laylasbunbunny

@fluidsentiment

@charli123456789

@moody4world

@yourstrulymayah

@yana4life

#jack harlow #jack harlow x black reader #jack harlow instagram au #jack harlow fic #jack harlow fluff #jack harlow x you #jack harlow x reader #jack harlow concepts #jack harlow fanfic #jack harlow imagine #urban wyatt #urban wyatt fic #urban wyatt instagram au #urban wyatt x black reader #urban wyatt x reader #urban wyatt x you #urban wyatt concepts

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smilesrobotlover · 9 months

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Some sketches for love at twilight!

Sometimes I forget that Midna can actually float. She did it a lot as an imp since she was tiny but now that she’s in her true form she towers over everyone in Hyrule. She could also Peter Pan style fly around with Link if she wants to.

A Twili family I want to explore in the story following my Twili head canons. I think it’s criminal that the twilight realm wasn’t explored more to have some worldbuilding and lore. Guess I gotta do it myself 🙄

Some older sketches exploring Zelda’s character with her daughter!

#legendofzelda #legend of zelda au #zelda au #legend of zelda #twilight princess #love at twilight #midlink #dang I need to draw kori more #anyways #don’t let Amber’s sweet little face fool you #she’s a spoiled brat #I love that little Twili boy he and kori will be such good friends

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swimmingismywholelife · 1 year

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Proud of You

Summary: Kepa gets called up for the National Team for the first time in almost 3 years and you couldn't be prouder.

Warnings: bestfriend!kepa, fluff, me projecting how much I love Barcelona

A/N: This is my first smau and so I hope it doesn't suck. I just really wanted to post about Kepa starting for Spain again lol

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yourusername

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yourusername: Congratulations on the win against Norway to my favorite Spaniard pablogavi! ¡Vamos España!

Tagged: sefutbol

Pablogavi: ¡Gracias! ¡Te quiero y te veo pronto!

yourusername: ❤💛❤💛❤💛❤

kepa1inmyheart: NAHHHHHHH SHE VIOLATED I'M DEAD 💀💀💀

y/nbestgirl: Kepa really out here losing his bestie to a literal kid

kaihavertz29: how did you win on the field and completely FUMBLE off the field

yourusername: it really do be like that

Kepaarrizabalaga: .....you really gotta do this to me huh?

yourusername: it's not my fault he plays for my favorite team and you don't

Kepaarrizabalaga: WE DON'T EVEN PLAY IN THE SAME LEAGUE

yourusername: and visca Barça your point???

chelseafan10: y/n really said Barca >>>> Kepa 💔

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yourusername & kepaarrizabalaga

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yourusername: For real though, I'm so incredibly proud of you. You've been through so much but you never gave up and it's paid off. Starting XI for the National Team!! And a clean sheet too! You deserve the world and more. So proud to call myself your best friend Kepa te quiero ❤💛

yourusername: and yes, I guess you can be my favorite Spaniard again 🙄

Kepaarrizabalaga: gracias princesa for never giving up on me either. Te quiero mucho ❤💛

k3palover1: WTF WHERE DO I GET ME A FRIENDSHIP LIKE THEIRS I HATE IT HERE

Pablogavi: I was gonna be offended but I love this friendship so I'll settle for being second best

yourusername: don't you worry Pablito it's still Barca >>>> every other team Kepita is just an exception ❤💙

Kepaarrizabalaga: .....you're lucky we play on the same team and I actually kinda like you pablogavi

Pedri: LMAOOOO PABLO ABOUT TO GET HIS ASS B E A T

Taglist: @neverinadream @pulisicsgirl @masonspulisic @lovelynikol16 @chelseagirl98 @bracedes @lizzypotter14 @notsoattractivearenti @thoseboysinblue @pianoisland

#kepa arrizabalaga #kepa arrizabalaga imagine #kepa arrizabalaga x reader #kepa arrizabalga fluff #kepa arrizabalaga smau #swimmingismywholelife

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nocturnalazure · 11 months

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I feel sluggish because of the heat so I just wanted to play around with a little summery shooting.

I’ve always loved those anime calendar illustrations in which the whole cast is doing some sort of seasonal activity together. So I tried to do the same with a non-canon non-story in which some of the main protagonists simply go to the beach. In Barnacle Bay because I barely ever use that hood.

First I had to dress up everyone because their default swimming wear was all over the place. (Omar looks dumbfounded to have a cigarette in his mouth)

And everyone’s looking funny at Erik, presumably because he’s wearing flippers. 🙄 Anh may be squinting because she’s lost her glasses or maybe it’s her usual judgy scowl, who knows!

Trying to set up the scene but SOME PEOPLE are not very cooperative.

Erm... okay ladies, that is a development I hadn’t expected.

Anyway...! This is the point that I wanted to reach. No poses, only in-game animations.

Jamie is wearing a t-shirt because he gets easily sunburn. Romeo is levitating on his deck chair and reading some kind of polar.

Omar is on hot dog duty. A very serious business. (Never mind that the first three batches were charred)

While Gloria and Anh are... working on their athletic skills. Or their relationship, idk.

And those two idiots are utterly adorable, as per usual.

Elsie is digging a hole right behind Omar, who’s taking a break from grilling hot dogs non-stop for hours.

Erik skipping stones into the sunset while Laurie and Elsie look on. Mooh. 🥹

Aaaaand that is how I spent my Sunday afternoon. That is not much but hey. Sometimes I just want to enjoy that beautiful game and give my cast some well-deserved holidays.

I’m sorry I haven’t been able to post anything lately. I’m in a bit of a writing slump. I know what I gotta do, I’ve already started working on the next update but... I’m just uninspired. There is a lot going on in my head, so I guess I just need to give myself some time and wait for the dust to settle.

#ts3 #sims 3 #sims 3 simblr #random

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People on stan Twitter can drag Austin and his voice all they want lmaoo but it show the jealousy the envy they have because Elvis changed everything for him and he won some awards qnd they would never guessed it would happened bring him down to praise Jacob not gonna make the man known lol because outside stan Twitter and euphoria public nobody knowns Jacob lol

I agree Anon. 💯 At this point, I'm just gonna chalk most of the unnecessary Austin hate on twitter and online to just simple jealousy, group think, and silly fandom wars. 🙄

Almost like they're actually upset that he didn't just stay a Disney Kid or CW actor forever or smthg. 🥴

Newsflash: Actors get their starts in various avenues... and then most of them go on to further their careers and do more substantial work. It happens all the time.

The weird Austin hate campaign is all silly to me at the end of the day. The man hasn't done anything to anybody, and is nothing but kind, gracious to fans, pleasant, humble, and respectful to basically everyone he meets. 🤷🏾‍♀️

I would argue that most of the hate has been Elvis-related, but then Jacob did the same Elvis role (and from what I hear, plays a less "friendly" Elvis), and yet he's not getting a hate campaign.

I will just assume that Austin is just getting the typical hate that most actors get on Toxic Twitter, and will leave it at that. Like I've said in here for ages, MOST actors go through this hate stuff (some for YEARS) until people come to their senses. Actress Anne Hathaway endured unnecessary hate for years in the industry for silly miniscule reasons because people found her "annoying". 🙄 I'll admit, I used to get annoyed myself lol, but then I grew up lol, and now I LOVE Anne! 😅

I find it funny how people have amnesia with Jacob though.... as if he's been squeaky clean for years lol 🙄

I'm fine with Jacob getting his comeup, and having more substantial acting work, but his stans don't need to be coming for Austin, Paul, Timmy or Tom in order to bring JE up.... ESPECIALLY when he's such a NEWBIE to the acting world just in general. Like, slow your roll. 🙄 He's a BABY in the acting world lol 😅

Some of these other actors have been acting since they were KIDS lol.

As SOON as "Priscilla" debuted in Venice, some JE shooters had the nerve to come up in my inbox and talk badly about Tom. 🙄

I'm like....

Your dude hasn't even lead a film not ONCE on the big screen in his LIFE, he has barely won any acting awards.... and it seems like he complains just about every single chance he gets, but yet, his fans are trying to come for other actors who have actually already proven themselves? 🥴

Like, WOW lol 😆 Get real.

That's all I gotta say. Sounds like JE's stans are very insecure.

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05. What is your relationship status?

11. Do you like someone

aauurggrhughhhhhrrrrghhgghhhhhhh do you even need to ASK? fine yeah whatever humiliate me more its fine 🙄

i am single and i have been single i graduated. i've been to a couple mixers and thought i had a shot with a girl or two but nothing substantial ever came of any of them. mostly just people looking to, uh, hook up. i preferred it when in high school more people wanted to take things slow. i'm like that, i guess?

and yeah, big whoop, i do like someone! there's someone in particular, yes, but i know a lot of cool people! frankly i could think of several of my friends who if they asked me out i'd say yes no hesitation. even in this kind of position, though, i'm single for a reason, heh. not that i think i'm totally unlovable or anything! it just feels like everyone's paired off and i'm the odd one out. third wheeling, fifth wheeling, seventh wheeling, ninth wheeling. you get my point.

BUT IT'S OKAY! i'm okay with that! i'm really in no position to put a lot of time into a relationship anyway, so it's not like...well, i mean YEAH i WANT to date someone, but it isn't gonna happen and that's okay! just gotta keep telling myself that

#asks #ghostybane #apparently its very obvious to some people who i like but #as long as that person doesnt #or at least doesnt hate knowing it #then ill be okay #OOC: i shall not force anyone to do romance with kotaro #but all my friends are yelling at me for being like #weehhh every vbs account is already dating another character #yelling DO POLYSHIP DO POLYSHIP #and im like bro every kotaro ship is rare af #and you want me to go EVEN RARER?#my expectations are zero and thats okay #as long as kotaro can hang out with his friends im happy

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bitchkay · 1 year

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Fenn and Rio are two very different pieces from two very different puzzles

But if you compare sluttiness WITHOUT including personality like just based on looks

Rio is such a whore

Fenn has that open shirt and his gay lil limp wrist

Take that away and he's just a skinny little white boy with long hair and painted fingernails

Like imagine if you just buttoned up Fenns shirt.

The sluttiness decreases by like 80%

Rio on the other hand *puts on glasses*

BOOM‼

He's 6'2

That's strike one

Tall mfs?? Slutty as fuck

Next‼

Low pants

Rio built long asf I know you see his goddamn pelvis and stomach in there

Actually no! that's two strikes cus I can see his belly button!!

And that's with his top closed

SLUT

FURTHERMORE‼

His goddamn titties bitch

Look at that he has cleavage!!

And again his top is closed!

Them super stuffed milkies stretching his goddamn vest out man

Actually! While we're at it let's talk about his fucking shoulders

Yall ever wonder whyy Rio don't wear sleeves?

It's cus his arms are two damn big.

AND HIS CGS ONLY MAKE HIS BROADER!!

Them cod artists love slutting him tf out in them CGs and tbh I fuck with that

I mean shit he's not jojo's buff but his whole upper body bigger than his lower body

We got big titties, big shoulders, and it just screams whore

LASTLY‼‼

The choker

Need I say more.

I don't even have to explain why this is slutty

Might as well be a dog collar🙄, lemme put a leash on you boy😈

Better put that golden retriever energy to use-- 😩😩

It's like a handle bar when I pull him in for a kiss🥺🥺

Anyway so what's the take away from this😁 well nothing much tbh-- BUT we've established that Fenn is in fact a whore but Rio breaks the slut scale by 1000%😈😈 just by being myself cus he ain't tryna flash his goddamn v line but guess what I'm looking👁👁, it's not his fault he has big ass titties but guess what I love titties🍒 Fenn might be 5'10 but Rio's 6'2, there's no point to that comment but I'm attracted to anything that's tall so ha bitch

Fenn, stop being a whore, there's more to life than being a whore... like being a massive whore like Rio

If you wanna rank higher you gotta do better than flamboyant little gay man okay luv🥰

Happy whorlidays😁

#court of darkness #rio voleri #fenn luxure

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kwonhochi · 9 months

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*(whats two minus one ❓)* hope you listen 👂 to this song 🎵 cause i i i cause im doin right just fine 👍 doin alright 👌 doin alright 🆗 all the time 🕐 in the world 🌍 to myself 🙍 i can go out and drink 🍹 all day 🌅 and night 🌃 but why cant i get you 🫵 off my mind 🧠❓I CANT GET ❌ YOU OUT OF MY HEAD ☝️yeaah gotta get you outta my head 🗣️ yeaah How can you be so fine 🙂when im im ayaya TWO 2️⃣ MINUS ➖ONE 1️⃣ I CAN SEE 👀 UR DOIN REALLY GOOD 😌 WITHOUT ME 🙁 BABY TWO 👬 MINUS 💥 ONE 🧍 IM DOIN GREAT 👍 HOPE U KNOW I AM 📻 cause im not ❌LONELY 😞 LONELY 😔 LONELY 😩 YEAH 😎 LONELY 😥 LONELY 🥲 LONELY 😭 YEAH 🚫 two 👭 minus 💔 one 🧍‍♀️ im super fine 👍👍👍👍 i i dont need you any more 🙅 and any time i see you in my feed 📱 i dont feel anything anymore 😐 we used 🧭to be best friends 👯 i remember 💭 you said 🗣️ you can be yourself when im around 🥹 guess that didnt really 😒matter 🙁 all the feelings 😳 we had were not worth much to you at all 👎 well i MOVED ON 💁‍♀️ so keep your two cents 🪙 sympathy 🫂 subtraction ➖ I CANT GET ❌ YOU OUT OF MY HEAD 🧠😒 yeeah… GOTTA GET YOU OUTTA MY HEAD 🤕🥊 YEAH ❗ HOW ⁉️ CAN YOU BE SO FINE 🙆‍♀️ WHEN IM 🙁 IM 🥹 IM ☝️IM 😥 TWO 2️⃣ MINUS ➖ONE 1️⃣ I CAN SEE 🫣 YOURE DOING REALLY GOOD 😃 WITHOUT ME 🫠 BABY 👶 TWO 👫 MINUS 💔 ONE 🧍‍♂️ IM DOING GREAT MYSELF 🙃 HOPE U KNOW I AM ‼️ CAUSE IM NOT 🚫LONELY😟 LONELY 😓 LONELY 😨 LONELY 😬 YEAH ✅ LONELY 😖 LONELY 😵‍💫 LONELY 😪 LONELY 😣 YEAH 👍💔 TWO ✌️MINUS 👉 ONE ☝️IM SUPER FINE 💯 I I DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE 🖕i 🙍‍♂️thought 🤔 you 🫵 were the ✋ one 💍 didnt need 🙅‍♂️ any other 👎 i can still smell 👃 the perfume 🧴 you used to wear 🧍‍♀️in my clothes 👕 cant erase it ✏️ no 👎 i used to think 🧐 that you 🧍were that someone 💕 we used to be so much alike 🔀 i can still see you in myself 😦 LOVE 💕 IS SO BLINDING 🙈 LOVE ❤️ IS SO BLINDING 👨‍🦯 (love is so blinding 😭💔) TWO 2️⃣👬 MINUS ➖💥 ONE 1️⃣🧍 I CAN SEE 👀🫣 YOURE DOING REALLY GOOD 😌 😃 WITHOUT ME 🙁🙃 BABY TWO 👭✌️ MINUS 💔👉ONE 🧍‍♀️☝️ IM DOIN GREAT MYSELF HOPE YOU KNOW I AM 😊 👍 CAUSE IM NOT 👎 LONELY 😞 LONELY 😔 LONELY 😩 LONELY 😞 YEAH 😎 LONELY😟 LONELY 😓 LONELY 😨 LONELY 😬 YEAH 🙄 TWO ❤️ MINUS 🗡️ ONE 💔 IM SUPER FINE 🫡👌 I I DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE 😾….. DONT NEED YA ANYMORE 😑….. I NEED YAAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭🥹

#this took me an hour everyone pelase appreciate my hard work

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