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cherry-pop-elf · 26 days

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Birthday Boys

It’s Fred and George’s birthday, and you wanted to give them something very special. It’s hard to give them something like that, but you are married to them for a reason. As if they would ever settle for someone boring, now would they?

Warnings: 18+, Double Penetration (A and V), teasing, breeding, overstimulation, dirty talk, birthday suits ((hehe)) lipstick kink(?) and of course Fred Lives. Because I said so ((George still missing an ear tho! Bleh-!))

“Well what’s this?” George would blink, as a paper airplane would land itself on his desk. Fred would raise a brow, as he set down the ink he had grabbed for his younger twin. It’s April First. The ever busiest day of the year, and their birthday as well. That meant they were swamped with work, and just trying to finish the day. The shop may be closed, now, but damn they were still drowning.

“Don’t just stare at it, open it up-!” Fred would bonk the younger twin, with his wand, making him fix at his hair. He would give a grumble, as he unfolded the neat little parchment. By the hand writing alone, he knew it was from you. What was written made him a bit flushed in the cheeks. Always was the more emotional of the two, so Fred was quick to look over his shoulder. Reading along.

To my special Birthday Boys. You two have been working so hard all day. Such a wonderful occasion deserves a present, doesn’t it? I better expect you to leave paper work for later, and hurry up to our bedroom. It gets rather chilly being all alone. I don’t want your present to get cold either. Not when I worked so hard to wrap it all up so nicely in purples and oranges. If you don’t want it, I’ll be more than happy to make use of it all myself. Sincerely yours~!

Never had they side alone aparated so fast in their life. Gave you quite the startle, to suddenly see them. You should have figured they wouldn’t waste time, but boy they move fast. Even after all these years together, it catches you by surprise. Though, this time they were the ones with wide eyes this time around.

There you were, in the middle of the bed, dressed to the nines. A array of orange, and purple, fabric against your skin. Stockings of lace. Done up so pretty to mimic that of a fire work, with little dots all around. The fingerless arm length gloves had to be, as to help bring focus to how bare the rest of you were. Nothing else to your skin, but your own birthday suit. Besides so heavy makeup, because you knew they loved it when it got all ruined. What really sold it was the bows all over you. Around your thighs, wrists, neck, just for the comical effect of a birthday present. Hey, it’s April Fools. Gotta get silly.

“H-“ Before you could get a single syllable out, they were on you. Like starving dogs. Clothes were flying, and your body was quick to be sandwiched between the two men. Your neck attacked in kisses, and their ever rough hands trailing your skin. Tracing all the invisible lines they had tracked on you.

“Guess you like the surprise-?” You joked, as you were leaning yourself against Fred. While George was enjoying your front. Sucking plenty of hickies on your skin, while Fred was enjoying playing with your nipples. Had you squeak, and flush, as he was enjoying the happily given toy.

“Taking that as a yes-“ You sighed, as you were just a meal for the wolves. Wolves that always had your flavor of flesh in mind. It just felt so good to be so desired. To be wanted so badly, it could hurt. Especially after such an exhausting day, they needed to get that pent up steam out.

“Been thinking about you all day long-“ George would sigh, as he stole your lips into his own. Happily allowing your lipstick to stain his own, while your hips rubbed onto the building hard on in Fred’s lap. Just a tangle of wild limbs, and you couldn’t have loved anything more.

“Come on, save some for me. Give em here-“ And you would be stolen by Fred next. Making sure he got his lips stained all the same. George didn’t complain, as he would let the lipstick residue trail over your exposured chest. Designing you, as Fred let his tongue do any talking he had left.

You enjoyed the sensual, and slow, pace. Made you fall into the mood far easier. But, you knew why they were being so gentle. Gentle starts always ended with you drooling and utterly delirious. They were going to destroy you, to your core, and that had you so hopeful.

“Just look at you.” They breathed, in unison, as you were just a doll in their hands. Your body leaning into Fred’s, with his legs spread to make sure you were comfortable. Meanwhile George was above you, on his knees, and taking in the sight. Just starving for you, while Fred was busy with the bedside table. Making sure to grab some lube, as you realized what you signed up for.

“Don’t say I never treat you.” That had them laugh, at your comment. Sweet little feathery kisses were given to your face, and neck, while the line was passed to each other. Slicking themselves up, before using the residue to make sure you were nice and comfortable. A thank you, for such a wonderful present.

“Wrapped up in such a pretty bow.” Fred sighed, as he stuck two fingers inside of you. That had you bite your lip, before the mimicking motion from George made it slip out. Fred was in your ass, and George was in your core. Able to copy each other’s movements in perfect unison. Some call it disturbing, you call it heaven.

“Damn, wet as hell. Don’t even need lube. We’re so excited to get to be our gift, weren’t you? Isn’t that sweet Fred-?” “Oh the ever sweetest George. We love it when you get excited. Gets us excited.” They echoed each other, while making sure to lather as much as they could. Knowing you would need it, and still remembering to put your needs first. Just gentle motions, as they made sure to cover as much as two fingers could. Teasing away at your sensitive spots, just to make you squirm.

“I can’t wait any more.” “Couldn’t have said it better myself.” And like that, the fingers were removed. You whined at it, which made them smirk. Now, you were feeling them pressed against you. They planned to go in, at the exact same time. It made your heart race. To imagine, being stuffed so quickly.

“How about we-“ But they broke through the tight barrier, and your mind was mush. Not so much from pain, just the over whelming sensation of being so full. To feel your insides grow so tight, as your muscles were being pulled yet pushed at the same time. Was a fluttery experience. Somehow so light, yet couldn’t be heavier.

“Fuck fuck fuck-“ You heard Fred whisper into your ear, while your blurry eyes could make out that George was hardly able to keep his own open. Biting into his stained lip, as to not whimper too early. To last, but damn. You knew he was fighting for his life.

Once they were both fully inside, the three of you just stayed that way. A mixture of wanting to make sure you were adjusted, and them not wanting to end the game so soon. How embarrassing that would be. Least that meant you were being pampered. With heavy breathing, and wet kisses on your skin. A means to help you relax, and it worked.

“Lucky me, I get to be the first one to pump you full. Isn’t that nice of Fred? To let me be the one to pump your little womb full?” That had your face burn. Yeah, you three were trying, but none of you exactly went into to much details on how such a thing would plan out. Given Magic was involved, with everything, isn’t a dumb guess to think these two will somehow knock you up at the same time. Just made you all the more flushed, as Fred would rub over your stomach.

“Don’t worry. When he’s done with you, we will switch. I can’t just waste it all in your ass. I love that cute thing, but I love you being full of out kids more.” Fred moaned, as he finally moved his hips. Just in time with George’s. The feeling of two at once, in different holes. Truly a fuzzy experience.

Your hands found George’s shoulders, while Fred grabbed your legs. Keeping you spread as wide as they could, as they rocked their hips into you. Such perfect calculations to make sure your mind stayed in that blissful fuzz. Was leaving you with your nails into Georges skin.

“Come on, love. You gotta moan louder for me. I’m missing an ear over here. Give me some noise-!” George cackled, as Fred took that as a que to pick up the pace. Your head was rolling itself back, and leaned on Fred’s shoulder. Giving George exactly what he wanted, after all. Louder moans, whimpers, gasps, and plenty of smacking flesh to fill in between.

“So cock drunk, and the night hardly started.” Fred teases, as he bit into your shoulder. Needing to steady himself, but the feeling was too much. George would have agreed, if it were vocal. They were getting sloppy with their movements, and you wouldn’t last long either. Especially since George was now planting sloppy kisses against your lips. Leaving you two a jumble mess of spit and moans.

Hearing their desperate breaths, and whimpers of trying to hold on, it was what brought you over the edge. By proxy, your tightening grip in your body had them gasp. Their hips stuttering, as they came inside of you. Throbbing, and having a shake in their system.

Riding it out was such a warm feeling. Felt like everything was on fire, in all the best ways. Already so exhausted, and ready to just sleep, but….They weren’t making any April fools joke with you. Just as your eyes closed, they moved.

You have a squeak, before a breathy moan, as they pulled out. Left such a mess between all your legs, before you were flipped around. Your hands now on Fred’s chest, and ass presented to George. Out right lining up again.

“Perk-A-Boo~!” Fred teases, as he poked your nose. Just as you wiggled it, they thrusted right back into you. The stimulation of being restuffed was mind melting. Right after your high, and with so much already running down your legs. The sounds of all made were so loud, and wet. Was utterly thrilling.

Fred was happy to drink in your moans, hogging as many kisses as he could. Meanwhile George was happily feeling over your hips. Letting those hard working hands trace the lipstick marks shared between them both.

“Don’t do poor Georgie like that, come on. You gotta moan a little louder. His hearing isn’t so good.” Fred would tease, as he forced your chin up. Trying to amplify your desperate sounds. It was all too much. You were going to reach your peak again, with tears running down your face. Smearing away the remains of your makeup.

“Just hang on a little more. I want to make sure I get nice and deep in there.” Fred comforted, as George planted kisses down your back. Making sure your skin was covered in whatever remained of their lips.

Everything was so blurry, but you knew this. You came again, and your insides were coated once more. The ringing in your ears were dancing with the shakey moans of your lovers. So happy, and satisfied, with wrecking you so much.

When you came back to reality, you realized the lingerie you wore was gone. Seems they made sure to give you a sponge bath, before they were knocked out. You between them, as they snuggled you.

Fred behind you, as he held your stomach. Ever a man that loved feeling your ass against him. Meanwhile George was infront of you, tangling your legs together, as he snuck his arms just above Fred’s. His face under your chin, so he could listen to your heart beat.

“Happy birthday, you two.” You whispered, as you made sure they both were kissed on their heads. Freckled smiles crossed their lips, as they snuggled closer. Fred, enjoying his nose in your neck, while George gave you a squeeze. Maybe you should gift wrap yourself more often.

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overthinkingspark-blue · 4 months

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so I was playing around with eye colors

2012 reference (honestly looks pretty good, I like it)

I made Donnie’s eye color brighter because it looks cool

Original idea for messing with eye colors

@klunk-icecreamkitty-mayhem pointed out to me how Leo in the show and movie is shown with red relating to his eyes and I got the idea of him having red irises but blue on the inside

so then I did the reverse with Donnie and it’s ok

Still looks good on Leo tho

Also matching heterochromia for Leo and Donnie because I like it a lot

I saw something where someone reasoned Donnie’s heterochromia with the colors of his goggles, with the red eye to the blue lenses and the blue eye to the red lenses it makes purple on both sides or something

And I did the reverse with Leo bc I love it when they match

also Mikey with red in the inside to reference the “doctor delicate touch feels nothing” frame

this is kind of obnoxious tbh but it’s kinda funny how it’s both 2012 and rise at the same time

it’s also a little similar to an eye color option in Splatoon so that’s a funny coincidence

honestly this would probably work better in something angsty

here’s an alt with just red

and the last one, how I would actually want to draw their eyes

personally I like not having colored eyes like everything I just showed you because I can’t be bothered to color their eyes like that This is simple and it looks cool

I made this effect using the default procreate brush, lightpen

gotta love the glowy things

#my art✨#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #disaster twins #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt raph

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lo-shouldve-been-an-email · 20 days

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Okay so remember the post where i ranked Thanatos and Hermes across media?well it’s Persephone time.

SPOILERS DOWN BELLOW!

Percy Jackson:

7/10

We don’t see her much,mostly because most of the books are in summer.

I did like her turning Nico into a sunflower tho.

(I’m sorry Nico you’ve been through so much but you gotta bully(affectionate) your faves every once in a while take one for the team)

I also saw that she was described as a brat by Percy in the Greek gods book of which I think is an interesting description that certainly fits the next character well…

Lore Olympus:

2.125/10

The only character I wholeheartedly know is going to score lower is LO hades because fuck him.

Ill save a rant but basically here’s some of the worst she’s done:

Committed genocide against an entire city.

Turn a lady into a plant.

Act as if she would still have her job in the underworld as if it wasn’t for hades.

Neglect her purple baby.

Corner a guy at his job.

And finally trash a girl(who is very explicitly a lower class race in this world)’s house for flirting with her husband.when he VERY CLEARLY SHUT HER DOWN.

That’s all I can remember off the top of my head but yeah.what did you expect.

(Also if you like Persephone,that’s valid.but I personally dislike Hera lot)

Hades:

9/10

Lowest hades score so far and vast improvement on the last character!

This lady jumpstarts the entire plot of the game in a genuinely believable way.

The story of Persephone leaving the underworld is a very well written one and it makes sense as to why who did what.

Also once she dies find out zag is alive she instantly made an effort to reconnect(even if it took her a while to make it back).

Also?she gives you the Pom blossom.

As for her design,I love both a lot but I like her queen of the underworld drip more so that’s the one I’m using.

Overly sarcastic productions:

7/10

I love her design and she perfectly captures the “sweet until you piss her off” vibe.

Also she loves her dog what did you expect.

Punderworld:

8/10

The better we took romance Persephone.

Okay,but other than her being the cooler Daniel she’s pretty cool.

I like how she’s shown as actually having sexual agency and how she interacts with hades is pretty fun.

Also I like her design quite a bit.

Gods school:

7/10

Okay,I know I didn’t mention gods school in the Hermes post but I hadn’t watched it at the time.

Now,I find her dynamic really interesting as it seems like minthe is blackmailing her but we don’t really know much about that.

Also,her design is pretty good.

#lore olympus #anti lore olympus #percy jackson #Percy Jackson Persephone #hades #hades supergiant #hades game #overly sarcastic productions #punderworld #gods school

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official-fedex · 1 month

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heyo i'm here to collect your info for the website! all are optional, and i'm sry if i already asked you (my spreadsheet got all funky)

Any names you use

Any corpverse relatives

Affiliation in the corp/gimmickverse (Such as browsers)

Occupation (Such as shitposter)

Your character's date of birth

Your character's place of birth

Your character's species

Character's Gender

Character's Height

Any major events within the corpversepersonalityappearanceany other lore

Any photos you'd like on your page! these r superhelpful for breaking text up

-@the-corporation-information-blog (@unity-real)

let’s do this ~ Any names you use:

FedEx, and Fed as a nickname

Any corpverse relatives

not rly tbh. I have a list of friends in the fandom wiki; but I’m not related to any o them

Affiliation in the corp/gimmickverse (Such as browsers)

delivery service

Occupation (Such as shitposter)

I’m just like a lil delivery boy

Your character's date of birth

June 18th (year unknown bcuz yeah)

Your character's place of birth

unknown. [LISTEN I GOTTA BE MYSTERIOUS-]

Your character's species

part-human part-robot and a few drops of blood of a mysterious species

Character's Gender

idk my own gender so just put unknown or unlabeled or smth (he/they)

Character's Height

not sure if we’re using gabes height chart or just like what we decide but I’m going with what we decide and hoooo boy it was hard to decide if I wanted to be rly short or rly tall so ima go with 5”6 | 167.64 cm

Any major events within the corpverse

among the corpoverse I haven’t participated in many major events… and there aren’t any major lore events yet either. I’m working on some lore but it’s not finished and I wanted to respond to this soon. but since I have to put something I’ll say making my own FedEx pov fanfic and joining ikeas side in the war

personality

basically my irl personality except cooler. so uh FedEx is generally a nice guy to everyone except Amazon and bad people, tho he’s awkward and anxious all the time :D and not good at being social in general. he just really wants to make friends…

appearance

ok so his skin is white (not white perskn white, like paper white cuz robot) and his hair kinda like a light reaaaally light lavender. in the middle of his hair are two hair that are orange n purple. his hair covers his eyes so u can’t see them but underneath the hair his eyes are this like glowing purple. He’s also got a nose ring bcuz rose rings r cool.

any other lore

well, me and @totally-amazon hate eachother and me n @totally-ikea are besties (I think) and I also have winged shoes. they’re vans but that’s not important at the moment but I’m gonna make some more important better lore soon and tag it #fedex lore

Any photos you'd like on your page! these r superhelpful for breaking text up

first two drawn by me, third drawn by Gabe

#fedex is the best #fedex posting #fedex

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imagionationstation · 3 days

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this is a dumb au I really wanna make for the soul reason that I love Shinigami

so basically…

separated au.

Leo and Mikey are raised by Splinter. Raph is raised by The Purple Dragons. And Donnie was originally raised by Shredder and is later raised along with Shinigami. Cause I love them both and there’s not enough Shinigami out there.

It’s just a dumb lil au I have that I need to expand on.

Plz don't feel like you gotta respond :)

I hope you’ll forgive me because I’m about to overthink this way more than absolutely necessary because that’s who I am.

Shini is great. She deserved more screen time.

Wait I’m a fanfic writer why haven't I fixed that-

“Donnie was originally raised by Shredder and is later raised along with Shinigami-”

DID SHINI’S FAMILY- LIKE- KIDNAP HIM???

DID THEY LIBERATE THE ABUSED TURTLE!?

IS SHINI’S FAMILY ACTUALLY AWESOME?!

NO, wait, even better- Shini came into Karai’s life long enough to kidnap her brother. She’s a sneaky child, but we don’t have any proof that she’s evil. She just vibes. It fits her profile, I’ve decided.

An eight-year-old Shini just comes home one day holding hands with an anxious green child with a shell like, “I HAVE A BROTHER NOW” and her parents go with it because they’re used to her doing as she pleases and Donnie (maybe a year or two younger) goes with it because Shini and her parents were nicer than the Sakis ever were.

*OKAY SO THE WIKI SAYS THAT SHINI LEARNS MAGIC FROM HER FAM WHICH COULD EXPLAIN HOW SHE MANAGED TO KIDNAP HIM SO YOUNG- (Is it kidnapping if he goes willingly?)

AND DONNIE IS NOW FAM TOO

MAGIC WITCHCRAFT DONNIE ANYONE???

If anyone asks, Donnie is her Kappa familiar. Her family is weird and the Japanese are superstitious so absolutely no one questions it.

(He still tries to stay out of sight.)

How does he get back to New York tho? 🤔

I can’t imagine Raph being raised by the Purple Dragons. Those dude can barely crime- raise a kid? Nah. Naaaaah.

I can imagine some crazy things but THIS?

Okay, okay. I’ll give it a try.

-I tried and it didn’t work. I failed you. The cringe is real.

Purple Dragons of another series, maybe, but 2012? Nah. Nah.

Now, to clarify. I’m NOT saying it’s a bad idea. I’m NOT saying I dislike the idea. And I’m NOT saying you shouldn’t play with this idea to your heart’s content. Totally do it. Absolutely go for it!!!

The prospect amuses me. I’m just not built for that level of imagining. As it is your AU, I will leave that up to you. *salutes*

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trashlama · 10 months

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Maybe hcs on yandere rise Donnie in a romantic way who falls for big mama assistant who praises his work ~

Donnie knows it’s wrong , but as Mikey always says the heart wants what it wants

Which leaves to Leo and Raph to kindly tell him he’s being rash , ridiculous, not thinking clearly she’s working for the enemy, she gonna end up using you .

Donnie doesn’t care tho , doesn’t he deserve to be happy , rewarded for saving New York , the world countless of times !

Reader better prepared herself there’s a storm coming , one she not prepared for ~ 😈

Donatello x Big Mama Assistant Reader? I gotcha ya'

At this point in the game Donatello is pretty used to people trying to take advantage of him. Purple Dragons, Big Mama, Master Splinter— basically anyone who throws the dude a compliment because they want to take advantage of him for his tech.

He's weak for that ✨praise✨

Despite being a genius intellectually, emotionally Donatello is easily manipulated into doing things. Like with the Purple Dragons and Master Splinter Donnie is eager to impress those he wants respect/praise from. Believing that if he gives/shows them how great he— his tech is they'll stay. They'll need him. Even if it's not exactly for him. As we find out in Donnie vs. Witch Town.

Praise is Donnie's form of reassurance that he is valued. Needed. To him aside from his tech he believes he doesn't bring anything to the team.

Soooo Donnie crushing hard for one of Big Mama's assistants because they compliment him? Sure I can see that.

Especially if you're literally just feeding his ego so you can retrieve some Intel for Big Mama to use against the Mad Dog's/or to her own personal advantage. Though I guess what you gotta be careful about is what happens when you ghost a turtle who is obsessed with you? Well you might just need to find out.

Sorry if it's a little OOC-ish, I rewrote this like ten times, initially with just head cannons, and then a one shot draft(several). Buuutt I kinda hated all of them sooo I posted the one I liked the most.

Probably should've re-read this more but I got work in the morning...

This takes places some months after the movie. Also check out the author's notes at the end for more!

I hope you guys enjoy it!

++++++++++++++

Fuck maybe Raph and Leo were right....

This might've been a bad idea...

Donatello was a prideful turtle. He didn't like admitting when he was wrong but, in this case scenario standing here under the beating lamps of Big Mama's Battle Nexus arena ten rounds into a seemingly endless fight. Donatello was starting to have second thoughts about his choice of just strolling up to the New Grand Nexus Hotel and negotiating with Big Mama. Somehow he should've anticipated this outcome. The jorogumo is notorious for adding twists to her deals. Especially when it came to her Battle Nexus. Nothing is as it seems with that british demon lady.

However somehow despite every rational bone screaming in his body to call off this arrangement, the possessive creature caged between his ribs refused. It wanted You. Donatello wanted You. The Yuki-Onna who strolled into the mutant's life all those months ago and infected his brain with your spoonfuls of honey coated poison.

The yokai who sang songs of praise and adoration that hypnotized the purple coded Hamato. Transfixed Donnie gave it all. Anything you asked for. It was yours, just don't abandon him.

Immediately Raph and Leo were on his case about the matter. Preaching about how he was just going to get used and dumped to the curb.

Mikey wouldn't say anything.

Donatello knew Mikey wanted to defend his brother's blossoming interest in love but, in those warm grey eyes it reflected back the youngest Hamato's inability to support this. It wasn't healthy. Donatello didn't need Doctor Feelings to tell him such. But he didn't care. Not until out of the blue you start ghosting the softshell. Long story short— he's devastated.

All together your calls, messages, surprise visits stopped. For weeks there wasn't a sign from you and the lack of (Y/n) time was causing Donnie to go through remission. Like a junkie without a fix the softshell was losing his mind. Everywhere he searched at all hours. Day, night, anytime that his brothers weren't there to stop him from pursuing you. During your extended absence both his father and siblings would go on about how this was a good thing for him. Meanwhile Donatello felt like his world was falling to pieces. Patience chipped away every day he couldn't find you. Before the techno turtle knew it, half a month had passed and he found himself standing in the New Grand Nexus Hotel lobby requesting a meeting with Big Mama.

That's why he was here. To get you back. This is your fault that he's this way. Donatello was just a man of science before you came along and muddled up his rational brain. Now the purple clad Hamato was gonna make sure that you pay for it.

Standing tall once more the sound of the crowd and the stadium's intercom speaking finally broke through the ringing that was leftover from the previous match. Allowing the mutant genius to finally tune into Big Mama's message that was being broadcasted.

"—Ahhh my good patrons~ For our last-aroo match of the tourna-warna-ment we have a special guest star instead of the champion we had originally set.... Give her a warm welcome back everyone! (Y/n), The Snow-woman!~ " the eight-legged Battle Nexus owner announced cheerfully. The projection was cut not a moment later and presented on the opposite side of the arena before the Mad Dog was you.

The (h/c) woman looked just the way she did the day the yokai had sang goodbye for the last time. Pressed white kimono and cold (e/c) eyes. Not sparing a single look to the commotion from the crowd behind her. That deadly gaze was locked on him. Beautiful.

Had not been for the agreement that Donatello had struck up with the British spider demon Donatello would've just stolen you away right then and there.

Like the fog they pumped in for your dramatic grand entrance you glided down the champion runway. Not at all inhibited by the fickle geta you used to complain about. Time slowing down for Donatello the closer you crept towards the ring.

Once locked inside with him Donatello could feel a switch flip inside of him. At first he was so happy that you were actually here and not some false advertisement promoted by Big Mama to lure the softshell turtle into her Battle Nexus. Though as soon as the endorphins left his system the mutant's veins were flooded with a different kind of emotion. Possessive anger. How dare the snow demon just leave him like that. The Mad Dog had given her whatever she desired only for the woman to have the audacity to turn around and leave him after she ruined him like this. It's her fault the ninja turtle felt like this. The demon assistant needed to be held accountable.

Without warning catching the techie turtle off guard you bolted forward. Only allowing Donatello just a second to react in time to protect himself from the icicle blade that formed in your (Dominant hand) hand somewhere between your dramatic entrance and attack. Regardless of its origins, the elemental weapon held up against the thick metal of Donatello's tech-bo that he defended himself with. Not wasting any time the softshell shoved the Yuki-Onna off with his staff before returning the attack with some strikes of his own. From there the two of you traded blows.

Some length of time passed before you began to show obvious signs of fatigue. The combination of the heat radiating off the stadium's overhead lamps and the overexertion of your abilities weakened you enough that eventually all you had left to keep the purple clad Hamato away was the wave of ice that blew forth from your pouting blue tinted lips.

What a nuisance

Had you known all those months ago that you'd be back here in this damn Battle Nexus fighting for your freedom, you wouldn't have ever agreed to that seemingly straightforward task. Befriend the purple clad turtle, get some Intel on Baron Draxum(maybe more) and get out. Simple. Until it wasn't. Donatello was becoming too close, too demanding, too far gone in his own delusion of what he called love. So you dipped.

How ironic you left because you didn't want to deal with the turtle's possessive emotions only to end up fighting against said techie genius for your freedom. Damn Big Mama and her stupid whims. If you managed to win this match. You were for sure never going back to the eight legged entrepreneur. Didn't want to risk being placed in a similar situation like this again.

Rolling around all over the place like a RPG character in a boss fight Donatello manages to eventually draw closer to the defrosting Yuki-Onna. Timing it perfectly to slap a muzzle onto your mouth the sudden action catching you off guard causing you to stumble back. Clawing at the metallic restraint that retracted and locked around your jaw.

Seeing his opportunity Donatello knocks you down onto your ass before activating the electrical prongs in his tech-bo. In a swift move the mutant turtle held you down with his foot as he stabbed the ends of the built in taser into your stomach electrocuting you until your vision went dark.

The moment that it was declared the (h/c) haired woman was down for the count. From the surrounding stands a roar of excitement erupted within the colosseum all at once. The cheers of spectators barely drowned out only by Big Mama's announcement of the purple coded mutant's victory. Giddiness evident in the jorogumo's tone despite being out a helper.

However that was not what Donatello was concerned about.

Not wasting another second in hitting the button on his tech-bo allowing the contraption to retract into its small tubbing and to be put away. Leaving his three digit grasps open to scoop up his prize. Overwhelmed with finally having you in his grasp once again the purple coded Hamato completely forgets about his own battered state. Inky pools focused solely on the unconscious yokai that haunted his waking thoughts and dreams.

From behind him Donatello could hear the arrival of a group of footsteps. Standing up with your figure resting in his arms Donatello turns to face Big Mama as she struts towards your guy's battered figures. Two yokai bellhops following dutifully behind the spider demon boss.

" Fufufuh looks like some-bitty-body is a happy winner~ " the business woman teased as she approached. Stopping just in front of the two of you as she analyzed the scene with amusement.

" What a show! I'm soooo pleased that you were able to win dearie~ However there is still one little last itsy bitsy part of our deal you're forgetting~ " the spider demon chided playfully. Although her tone was its usual playfulness behind the lenses of her teal cat-eye frames the jorogumo held an impatient look.

"Oh how could I forget?" Donatello replied sarcastically as he released your legs holding you up against his plastron as his free hand reached back into his battle shell to grab his and your ticket out of this mad house.

" There. Everything I could find left over from Baron Draxum's lab that was salvageable " the softshell turtle said flatly as he threw the flashdrive towards the fox bellhop to the right of the Battle Nexus owner. The fox not wasting a second to handed the flashdrive over to it's boss.

"Splendid! Well~ you better get going young purple one. Yuki-Onna's don't respond well to heat and today is supposed to be terribly hot! Better hurry~" Big Mama warned whimsically as she began to walk away back towards the direction of her luxury skybox.

With that out of the way Donatello doesn't waste a second longer standing around in the middle of the Battle Nexus arena. Quickly the mad dog recollects your figure into his arms bridal style fleeing the Battle Nexus arena and hotel as quickly as possible.

Once out of the mob boss's reach back on the surface Donatello couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief. He made it, he found you. The creature caged in his chest was pleased. Content that he has you at his side once again and this time the purple clad softshell was gonna ensure things would be different. He wasn't gonna let you leave him in shambles again. He was gonna make sure you needed him as much as he needs you.

After all it was like what Mikey said:

"The heart wants what it wants"

And his wanted you even if your's didn't want him.

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¶¶ Author's Notes ¶¶

Guys so as I was writing this I was thinking about how the Kraang could've affected Donatello and Raphael in the long run.

Like obviously PTSD but what I mean is like cray cray wise.

Like both Raph and Donnir had fused with the Kraang Hive mind in some form or another.( Raph mind controlled/possessed, Donnie mind melded )

I'm just saying there's gotta be some sort of side effects from that experience. Like having a harder time differentiate between reality and hallucinations. Or possibly maybe their brains chemistry has been fucked up making them more aggressive/possessive? Idk

I'm thinking about writing/or elaborating further on this in a future post. Yandere scenarios of course.

I just got a lot to write but, you guys know me. I'm all over the place~

Anyways thank you guys for bearing with me and my rabbling. I hope you guys have a great day!

Thank you for reading!

Sorry this is long↓ I don't own these memes. I've never claimed to do so. I just come across them on Pinterest when I'm on break at work and think they're funny so I like to share them. If I mistakenly put one on here that I shouldn't have please let me know! I like to respect people's wishes. And if you could add the creator names too that would be great so the same mistake isn't made twice. Sorry for the inconvenience that my sharing may cause. I hope you have a good day.

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chaosandthe-deadblog · 4 months

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Sunny's unnofficial rendering tutorial because idk why but people say they like how I color

Hey kid. So you got your drawing, right? And you have your flat colors, now you gotta render 'em, right? Then you find that BAM, you have no idea how to make it look cool? Neither do I! But here's what I do (I've been told that my coloring is cool)

1. Place your flat colors

Imagine these are your flats. A few things: you want your base colors to be all around the same hue, that way they look better together. See how all the blacks, greys and whites are purple/blue-ish? That's on purpose babey! But how do you acheive this? idfk. jk, you have to stay on one (or two) areas of a hue wheel.

This way, all the colors look like, nicer around each other. You're not FORBIDDEN from going outside an area you picked, but you should still try to make sure everything is in the same hue so you have to do less overlay layers later.

(FYI: I do this because it saves me time on rendering. I don't think it's mandatory, there's no rules to art. Go crazy!)

2. Shading

I think shading makes or breaks a drawing. Personally I don't have a lot of rules about it, but there are still tips I can give.

So here's what you gonna do. You're gonna pick a color that's somewhere on the opposite of your main hue, alright? Here, my hue is mostly cold colors, so I'm going to pick a warm tone. You're gonna make sure it's dark enough so it's like, a shade, but not enough so it becomes black when you set the shading layer to multiply.

(Note: I never get this right on the first try)

(Another note: as you can see, I have the entire drawing, including the lines, inside a group. Don't worry! I'll explain this later)

Personally I like to use a paintbrush-esque brush because I like the look of it being hand-painted that it gives my art. Mine is the default paint tool sai brush, but I'll leave the settings down here just in case.

I don't. Really know how to explain the way I shade, I mostly follow the lines I already placed in the lineart phase, and give them depth. I guess my biggest tip would be to FOLLOW THE CLOTHING FOLDS!!!

Idk how to explain this. But people always tell me that they like how I shade the clothes, it's because I follow the fold lines I place on the lineart phase! Not only does this give the clothes depth, it also makes shading a lot easier. Follow your lineart, idk what else to tell ya.

Now you're gonna set the layer to multiply...

And lower the opacity as much as you want until it looks good. No real rules to this, it's kind of depending on the vibe you want your piece to have.

Now, and stay with me here, grab a blending tool, okay? This is the one I use, I have a textured version for when I'm feeling brave, and a regular, flat version (the one I use the most) Here I'll use the flat version.

And. Stay with me here. I want you to blend the FUCK out of this. Just absolutely destroy those borders. Okay? Trust me. If it looks messy you're doing it right. You're gonna want to follow the shape of the shadows tho, this way you don't lose the shape of the objects you're shading.

Woah! Suddenly everything has depth! Let me go back to the clothing folds, because holy shit, the clothing folds.

See how I'm adding depth to the shadows I placed by kinda. Following the line I drew and blending the outside? Idk how to explain this. You blend whatever isn't touching the line, okay? Trust me.

3. Lighting

Ok. I'm holding your hand gently. You have to do lighting on your art, okay? You have to. It adds depth to the shapes and also is sososoososo easy. Here's how. It's so easy.

Grab your airbrush tool. Yes, that one. Hear me out okay?

Pick a light, warm color between yellow and orange.

Stay with me. Make a new layer, set it to whatever lighting mode you prefer. I use luminosity because I live dangerously.

Now.

Airbrush everything that the shadows aren't touching. Yes. I'm serious.

It's gonna look ugly as shit. DON'T BE ALARMED. This is part of the process. I want you to take the blur tool. And blur the ever loving fuck out of this. Just go fucking ham.

Good. You're doing so well. You're being so brave. Now lower the opacity as much as you want, until you like the way it looks.

Like so. I also like to add a few brush strokes and blend them on an up-and-down motion for the hair and certain details, but this is optional. Same as before, you're gonna take a (slightly warmer, but still bright color) and make a new layer on luminosity mode.

Take the blending tool and make it small, only slightly bigger than the brush strokes, and blend these lines until they look nice. Adjust the opacity, and voila!

Now, I could stop here. But I'm extra so I keep going.

4. The pizzazz

AKA, "Ah fuck the colors don't look the way I wanted them to!"

Do not worry! I have a solution that's almost never failed me.

Overlays. Just a whole fuckton of them. I don't really have a method to this, I just kinda try colors and layer modes until something looks good.

For this one, I felt like I wanted the colors to be warmer, so I picked a warm color and overlayed it on multiply. Then, I noticed that the darker colors came out darker than planned, and you couldn't really tell them apart, so I picked a light warm color and overlayed it on screen.

Voila! We're not done! There's one more thing I like to do, and here's where the layer folder comes in!

Remember how I said I keep everything, including the lines in a folder? This is why!

Make a layer that's on top of everything, like this. Pick whatever color you want, make sure it's bright. (Personally I like using pink). Take the airbrush tool again and airbrush whatever edges you want to give a little more pizzazz to.

Blur it as much as you'd like...

And adjust the opacity and layer mode however you like!

5. And done!

Sometimes I add white highlights. Sometimes I add more shading, or more lighting. It depends! But this is the method I use in a nutshell.

Hope you enjoyed it, or at the very least realized idk what the fuck I'm doing!

#sol.art #art tutorial #sol's art tutorials #god this was so hard to explain. idk what im doing guys

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kelin-is-writing · 1 year

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i hope you're rdy bc i have 3 dabi thoughts in total for you but i'll send them individually 🧍

alright let's start off easy xD

the fandom's thoughts on how dabi would react to finding out his s/o is pregnant seem to go in two different directions. either he's terrified and leaves for good or he sees it as a chance to prove that he's better than his dad. personally i usually go with the second one bc i want him to be happy xD

which leads us straight to girl dad dabi 🥺 i'll never get enough of thinking about dabi with a little girl that takes after him in a way that's almost scary. they have the same stunning blue eyes and it helps him learn to love them bc now they don't remind him of his dad anymore but his daughter instead.

she has the same unruly hair as him and it's a real pain to get under control. dabi even learns to braid her hair (it takes a while tho lmao) bc she always wants him to do it :3

your daughter also turns out to be a picky eater. her daddy doesn't like smt? she doesn't like it either. but this works the other way round as well. her daddy loves smt? she loves it as well. this becomes a little worrying tho after a while when the little girl starts to show interest in fighting heroes and worst of all: arson 💀

one time you find her in her room smearing watercolors all over her face and arms - purple to be exact - bc she wants to look just like her dad. and when you tell her that she can't get the staples she so desperately wants it breaks her little heart 😭

STOP RIGHT THERE MILK. STOP. RIGHT. THERE. MILK.

do you want me to cry? do you want me to shed tears so bad? like... the way dabi would absolute dote on his daughter, treating her with the outmost love and respect, never missing a chance to spend some quality time with you both like going to the sea or have late afternoon walks, granting every single wish of hers under your tender glance and smile like– he’s so gonna make sure she gets all the love, appreciation and attention your daughter wants and deserves.

“dad, i want some candies!”

“sure thing lil mochi.”

“dad! i want that plushie!”

“right away little pixie.”

“the moon looks so pretty!”

“i’m on it.”

“dabi no—”

at some point you gotta step in because he’s so ready to comply to every single request she does, even the craziest ones, a single syllable of your daughter and dabi is already on the move with the most chill and stoic face ever.

like that one time the three of you went to the zoo and your daughter said a simple “mr. lion looks so majestic, i love it so much!”, the next thing you know dabi was climbing up the fence, with the guards yelling at him that he can’t while you stand there trying to hide yourself behind your hands, not from the embarrassment but because of laughters since you didn’t expect him to do something so extreme “my daughter wants a lion and i’m gonna give her that fucking lion, ya heard me?!”, yeah no, he’d definitely go ballistic at any request from his little mochi.

in the end you guys got away with a plushie of a lion that your daughter loves, but to which dabi clicked his tongue at because he wanted to give her the real thing and not a miniaturised version of it, in all this you’re just laughing amused at funny all this situation was for you.

and i’m not allowing anyone to fight me about this, he would 100% read your daughter fairytales before going to sleep. dabi would lay with her on her small bed letting your daughter use his chest as cushion while he reads with soft soothing voice the fairytale of the night, once she’s asleep he would gently tuck her in and kiss her on the forehead lovingly, because she is one of the most precious existences to him.

and as you looked at them tenderly from the doorway, arms crossed to your chest, you really thought that dabi’s initial fear of not being a good dad was for nothing because he turns out to be an awesome dad for the splendid daughter you two have.

#kelin responds #answered #🥛#bnha fluff #mha fluff #dabi fluff #touya todoroki fluff #bnha headcanons #mha headcanons #dabi headcanons #touya todoroki headcanons #please dabi and a daughter?!?! would be so fucking wholesome i'm gonna cry–#the amount of cute dresses you two would buy for her... the way he would jump up to every ride at the park only to play with her...#the way he would carry her around by making his little mochi sit on his shoulder or behind his neck...#or how he would let her sit on his lap and make dumb faces only for the sake of making her laugh #and then when she falls asleep on his chest he falls asleep right after her...#i can't do this– he's so damn precious i just...

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teenage-mutant-ninja-freak · 2 years

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Idk if youve ever gotten this request before? bayverse Turtle finds out their S/O is pregnant with their little baby X3. Add as much fluff as Raph has muscle PLEASE and thank you.

I gotta go to sleep, Hope you feel better though friend.

thank you, I hope I feel better soon too <3

Leo

This is not part of the plan

omg slight internal freak out

and by slight I mean major

he kinda pushes past it when you tell him

this boy was not prepared for that news

but!

he goes and meditates on it a little while

and when he comes back, he's planning with you

"you were always the one I was going to spend my life with and start a family with, why not now?"

oh lord he's talking about school districts and car pooling

he's on some real dad shit and you're only in the early days of pregnancy

he buys like tiny outfits online and surprises you with them

he also looks into the support you're going to need

always asking if your feet are hurting/swollen yet in case you need him to rub them for you

just the sweetest about it

Raph

ok so

he's so ready for this

he tries to keep his cool but as he walks away after being like "that's great, how far along are you?" you see him fist pump the air and do a little dance

he's overjoyed, truly.

he wants it to be a little girl so bad

like he has this thing about "daughters, it just sounds better, right?"

you catch him doing exercises while holding a weighted bundle of blankets

when you ask why he says "So I can do my part when I still need to work out, obviously"

he's so ready to be a father

no idea how but he's ready to work that out with you

sometimes you wake up to him stroking your belly and whispering to it

"Y'know, they can hear you when they're in there. I want her to know the sound of my voice so she knows she's always safe right from the start"

Mikey

excited from the get go!

omg he;s literally jumping for joy

"I got you pregnant, I got you pregnant"

this is also how his brothers find out, and Splinter

it takes 2 hours to calm him down from that high

baby names are the first thing on his mind

"I'm thinking like maybe if it's a girl then we call her Nokia, you know, like the phone? It's retro and cool"

that one was vito'd instantly

he also doesn't fully understand how this whole thing works

like he's so impatient that he just wants the baby now!

doesn't get why you're not showing yet either

begins to learn how to diaper everything

including Raph while he was sleeping one time

that earned him a slap round the head for sure

but he wants the be there and a part of every step, sometimes a little too much

Donnie

also very much not what he had planned

"I thought we'd have more time, you know just the two of us?"

but he comes around quickly

wants to name the baby after famous physicists

you do not

makes everything the baby will need from scratch

you have to talk him out of designing the crib with heated cup holders tho

because why the fuck would a baby need that

stays up super late looking into everything he can about pregnancy

"What if your mucus plug has fallen out?"

"Don, I'm 4 months pregnant, it hasn't, ok?"

super concerned dad, like every pain or cramp must be a bad sign

no chance he'll relax until the baby is safely in his arms

knits a baby blanket with all his and his brother's colour on it (but mainly purple) so the baby will feel like part of the team

once he gets over his initial fear, he can't imagine anything better than being a father.

#tmnt dad #teenage mutant ninja dads #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenag mutant ninja turtles x reader #tmnt x reader

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dreambones · 11 months

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Security Breach Ruin my observations and theories

Trailer is out, we getting the game soon, and one of the things I enjoyed the most when FNAF was a new series, back with the first game, one of my favorite things was to make theories and try to figure out what would happen, tho I only ever posted a theory about FNAF 3.

I don’t know how many games will there be in the future, so I will allow myself to indulge into writing and sharing things that caught my attention just for the sake of having fun.

I wrote everything under the cut and it’s honestly a bit disorganized, and also feel free to add or comment if you wanna join the theorizing, just remember to keep it respectful and we all here just to have fun!

The Pizzaplex has been abandoned for a while, there's graffiti, newspaper all over the main window. It either follows a different ending than the ones shown on SB or it didn't fully burnt down in the true ending. Whichever it is, it looks like a lot of time has passed, so there is no way Gregory has been in there for so long, so he has been sneaking in regularly and for some reason got trapped the last time, or that is not Gregory...

There is lot's of "Do not cross" yellow tape on the Daycare I don't remember from the main game, plus lots of graffity with the yellow one being oddly redable compared to the rest, "Close Forever" (I thought it was Closed Forever but there is no D).

Chica seems to be the one in better state. Monty is nightmare material.

Cassie. I mean the obvious one is her name, it’s gotta be either short for Cassidy or a reference to that name. I don’t know why tho, since I don’t really believe the “Gregory is Evan robot”. But following that train of thought, Evan and Cassidy shared the body of Golden Freddy, maybe somehow they got both revived into robot bodies and now are siblings of some sort (again far fetched theory, I don’t really like it, just putting it out there, plus we would have to go into the whole, Evan soul left finally after the events in FNAF 3, while Cassidy stayed and then fast forward to trapping Afton soul into Custom Night which then makes it into Glitchtrap etc.).

I do theorize Cassie is Gregory younger sister, and somehow Gregory communicated with her and she went to the pizzaplex to save him. She seems to have brown hair now even if in the poster she seemed to have blond hair, but even if not siblings, they know each other and are probably close.

This also follows my theory that Gregory is not an orphan, I still believe he is more of a runaway rebel kid, maybe looking for a missing friend and that’s how he got to the pizza plex.

Excuse me but WHY does he has teeth bellow the mask teeth??? Aside that questionable design choice, I’m gona say what we all probably thinking that this is both Sun and Moon at the same time. I don’t personally think it will be a third personality, but more of both of them constantly fighting for control, switching between one and the other.

I am also not 100% certain, they seem to be by the Daycare big doors. I do hope they chase you in other areas, but it’s a possibility they still can’t/won’t leave the Daycare.

Freddy? This is the only bot I couldn’t recognize. It is Freddy shaped and got the leg warmers like things, but the colors are more golden and purple... which could be just the lights but it makes me think so much of Golden Freddy. It’s probably to be a bit of a surprise since the teaser cuts before we see their face.

I missed this the first times I watched the trailer, but that is Vanny mask, we will be able to use Vanny mask as an item in the DLC.

This is how it looks from the inside.

And this how it looks like when wearing, maybe highlighting important places or some sort of technology.

My first assumption was that this was another variation of Springtrap, since he likes to change every single game, but the shape is more cartoony, it reminds me more of Vanny mask and costume, which makes sense to be shown after Cassie puts the mask on. A mix of both maybe? Or mroe of a representation of the corruption of Glitchtrap on someone/something.

But overall, I am just happy to see it got a darker atmosphere and feels scarier.

#FNAF Ruin #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddys security breach ruin #five nights at freddys security breach #dream talking #just random

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yesyourstalker · 15 days

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Mahi: so let me get this straight. He's not letting you go to the music festival?...... Are you serious? Warabie You're a grown man. Just tell him no..... It's not like he can stop you.............. Okay that's fair....... Yeah I mean..... okay I get where you're coming from. That is a valid fear...............no this is my last week and I'm done doing this shit for her.....

Cirrina: *humpf*

Mahi.......ugh........ I could never put Baja in this situation. This is a living hell.

Cirrina: *scoff*

Mahi: yeahhh..... I gotta head over to my train stop. I'll text You later. Bye............. Alright....I have to go to class.........have fun I guess

Cirrina: whatever.... I'll give you the passes like I promised

Mahi: sounds good to me...see ya

Cirrina: alright come on girls let's go

Friend: You think you can convince the other Tetra to walk to the train stop next time?

Friend 2: yeah he's cute and he's actually nice

Cirrina: *huff*

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Neta: *sigh*......hmmm..........hiii.....

Ikkan:.hehe...hi...[kiss]

Neta:.....(Stretch)....... I need to get used to you being here. Usually you're not here around this time so when I see you I kind of get startled heh

Ikkan: well you better get used to it cuz I'm not going anywhere

Neta: you promise?

Ikkan: yes neta I promise................

Neta:.......................

Ikkan: what? What are you staring at?

Neta: you ... I like looking at you.... you're nice to look at. [Kiss]......

Ikkan: hmmm.......

Neta: what do you want to do today?

Ikkan: I don't know. we can work on our wedding invites we already picked up the design. You just need to send them out...... We still need to look for Tailor...... I know one that used to dress me for award shows...... Let me see if I can get her....to make us something nice. What color are you thinking?

Neta: what color are you thinking?

Ikkan:hmmmm would it be embarrassing to say that I was thinking of wearing your favorite color.... green

Neta:......ha.....no.....I was actually thinking of doing the same thing. I don't think I'll look nice in purple tho........

Ikkan: I think you'd look really nice....... maybe a dark eggplant or raisin would suit you.

Neta: I'd look like an eggplant

Ikkan: hehehe [peck] no you won't

Neta: why don't we make a day out of it..... Get some friends.....go to a tailor and just see what we like....

Ikkan: yeah.....i'd like that. Sounds like a nice plan....let me just send an email to Nel so we can plan this out. Do you know who's going to be your best man yet?

Neta: ehhhhhhh...no...... I don't have any close male friends........besides you......... Do you want to be my best man?

Ikkan: *heh*..... I'm sorry but ...no........Being serious that's something you need to do.

Neta: who's going to be your best man.... warabie?

Ikkan: Noji....... That makes sense right? Have my brother be my best man........ I don't have that many male friends either......

Neta: well shit. We're just friendless losers aren't we? Hehehehehe

Ikkan: pretty much hahahaha

Neta:.....*sigh* I'll come up with something................... hello? Yes this is her father...... Is there something wrong? Did something happen?................ Yes, she should be in school..... she's not?.....ok how often?......... On Friday?........3 weeks?!......a D?..........*sigh*.....ok......*huff*..... Thank you for calling me. I'll talk to her when she gets home.. alright............. thank you.

Ikkan: did something happen

Neta:*sigh*.........no..... yeah..........*ugh*...........hmmm..... It's my fault. Honestly this is my fault.

Ikkan: what's wrong?

Neta: looks like my little girl has skipped school every Friday for a whole month......... I try to be lenient and let things slide............*sigh*......

Ikkan: You can't be the fun parent all the time babe

Neta: I knowwww........ just

Ikkan: You can't just let her get away with that, especially when it's almost the end of the school year, this might affect our final grade. You can't let this slide...

Neta: I don't like punishing her. She always gets so sad when I do it.

Ikkan: Neta.

Neta: I know....

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Warabie: dad please go home

Shimi: $3,000? You spent $3,000 on a crib? Who is she? Or he or they or whatever!! Tell me right now!!

Warabie: oh my Cod for the last time Dad I didn't get anyone pregnant! It was just a gift to a co-worker

Shimi: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!

oshi: ink drop it's ok You don't need to be embarrassed about these things. Hey if you let us meet this person maybe we can help them

Shimi: no! I'm done helping and supporting your friends financially! We finally got that one out of our house!

Baja: huh?

Warabie: Dad that is not mahi You know what they look like.......

Shimi:......................... whatever ....... all your friends are starting to look the same anyway, who did you knock up?!

Warabie: for the last time I didn't get anyone pregnant! I'm not an idiot I use protection! Plus I'm not even in a relationship anymore.. and we didn't even do anything in that relationship.....Baja!

Baja: huh? what? I-what?............

Shimi: well?!

Baja:..........*sweating*.....................Uhhhh.........we never! We didn't!... I haven't...well...... I'm not.... I mean I am but.......... I I I I......................

Warabie:...........

Baja:....*Swallow*.......... I'm uh......... I'm actually a virgin....*clears throat*

Warabie:.................................................................see ................................... And he's the last person I dated........so there!

Shimi: ............................ok............... So what was the crib for?

Warabie: I just told you I bought it for a co-worker. She's pregnant! I just did it to be nice, dad!! Is that so wrong!!??

Shimi: It's wrong when you spend $3,000!! Show me this woman now!

Warabie: *sigh*........

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Candi: so how many schools accepted you?

Fugue: all of them so far! I even have one offering me a full ride scholarship! But it isn't my dream school.... I'm still waiting for Brackish to contact me

Candi: well keep your options open sweetie. You have a lot of opportunities

Vinny: yeah I never went to college. I went to trade school. . You can learn a lot. Carpentry, electricity, and plumbing. I went there for welding. They need a lot of welders

Shimi: which one of you is Candi! Is it you?

Candi: can I help you with something.......are you Shimi Octavius?!.. Oh my cod my mom loves you we've seen all you movies!

Shimi: oh hehe...thank you I'm very flattered. Did my son get you pregnant?

Warabie: DAD! OH MY COD!

Candi: Ha! Him?!....hahahahahahaaaaa...... I'm sorry that was a little mean..hehe ...no ....no .... No, I'm married.... it belongs to him..... I do appreciate the crib he bought me though

Shimi: hmmm.... alright.........

Warabie: Great! we can go home

Oshi: oh You're glowing honey. How far along are you?

Candi: oh I'm 4 months or so. 3 three more left hahaha..*sigh*...

Oshi: well I can tell you from experience those 3 months go by fast.

Candi: oh I know.......this one actually isn't my first one....

Oshi: really?

Candi: oh yeah and I have one at home. He's five going to be the oldest soon

Oshi: my oldest is 37

Candi: no.......you look so good!

Oshi: thank you...... You know we age gracefully

Candi: we really do. I think that's one of the benefits of living underground for so long..... and we actually know how to use sunscreen.

Oshi: hahahahaha....... warabie she seems really nice. Why don't you try to-

Warabie: mom! She just said that she's married! Can we just go home?! You've already humiliated me and you've made my roommate uncountable. Let's just go!!

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Shimi: ..............

Warabie:................... All right so everything's cleared up good bye

Shimi: when will you learn that you cannot just throw money willy-nilly like that? I honestly thought that this would teach you to be mindful with money and know the value of hard work. Apparently I was wrong

Warabie: ugh..... Dad I am fine. All right I pay my rent, I pay my utilities, I pay Fair share with streaming services and Wi-Fi. Why are you still on my ass?

Shimi: I am on your "ass" because even though you do all those things, it still feels like you don't know the value of a dollar and you still rely on us for financial support. People who actually have to worry about rent and utilities Don't spend $3,000 on a crib.... You could have chosen something cheaper You could have bought her something less expensive like clothes or toys. Something reasonable yet and still you decided to buy something that would be for an average person working out of your price range.

Warabie: so! Big deal I can afford it.

Shimi: and that's the problem. You can afford it but what if one day you can't afford it what are you going to do if that happens. Are you prepared to live an uncomfortable life? Are you prepared to not have everything you want and get everything you want just by opening your wallet?

Warabie:...................

Shimi: I'm not doing this to be mean warabie. I worry about you...... . Sometimes I feel like I failed you as a father........

Warabie: so you think I'm a failure?

Shimi: I never said that........

Warabie:.............

Shimi: warabie............. I just want the best for you and I want you to not rely on us all the time..... I want you to be independent, actually independent.

Warabie:hfff

Shimi: when you and mahi lived together the first time.

Warabie: dad please don't bring that up-

Shimi: when you two have that falling out, you left them on their own. They had to support themselves on their own, They got a job on their own they didn't get any help and look at them now. In school and in a higher job position If they can achieve that without any parental help, I'm sure you can do that too. I know you can do that son. I know I'm hard on you but I

Warabie: alright I get it........

Shimi: okay all right. I'm glad you understand. Then you'll probably understand why you're going to krillarney next month.

Warabie: what?

Shimi: yep I called your little brand mate's father and he'll gladly take you in to help with farm work

Warabie: are you fucking kidding me?!

Oshi: warabie!

Shimi: nope. You're going to work on the farm for one month. Do hard labor and actually earn a living and maybe learn some skills to

Warabie: what uh... I can't! who's going to pay part of my rent and utilities and everything if I'm not at my job?

Shimi: oh you'll pay it. With the money you earn at the farm. I just hope you earn enough to pay your fair share.

Warabie:..................I can't believe this! Are you serious? What if I don't go?!

Shimi: well then you can say goodbye to your credit card and your savings account and your checking account cuz we will have full control of all of it

Warabie:.........................

Shimi: your choice

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Neta: The whole month Cirrina! You skipped for the whole month!

Cirrina: I only did it on Fridays I don't see what the problem is.

Neta: it becomes a problem when it starts affecting your grades. I can understand 1 day but 4 days! Cirrina you should know better!... I'm very disappointed

Cirrina: so what. I do what I'm supposed to. I take my tests, I practice for band, I go to turf war practice. I do everything just fine and nothing has been affected.

Neta: your grade dropped to a D in social science You missed several tests

Cirrina:oh

Neta: *sigh*......... Crab Cakes......... I emailed The principal and ...... fortunately she's not that smart. I lied and told her that you had to go to swim practice

Cirrina: inkfish aren't allowed on the swim team

Neta: I told you she's not smart.....your teacher on the other hand is very smart and but he likes you so he's allowing you to do some work over the summer to bring your grade up.

Cirrina: I have to go to summer school!?

Neta: No, you don't have to and you're lucky you don't but he does want you to write a five-page essay. On anything any subject matter doesn't matter. You just need to write five pages.

Cirrina: That's it? I can do that in my sleep.

Neta: Wait. wait I'm not finished...... You're grounded for........... 3 weeks..... That means no going out with your friends on weekends or after school. No turf war unless it involves practice with your team is that clear?

Cirrina: ugh fine I don't care.

Neta:.......ok......um..... unfortunately I will not be able to give you the passes for the music festival.

Cirrina: those weren't for me. Those were for Mahi I promise them passes if they didn't snitch on me for skipping

Neta:.........................................ok... I'll deal with that later..... you know what? You know that ink fast concert you wanted to go to? Yeah I'm not getting you tickets or meet and greet passes

Cirrina: so I'm not allowed to go?! You said if I passed my algebra exam I could go!!

Neta: oh you're still allowed to go. I'm just not going to buy you the tickets. You're free to buy them yourself ..... let's see they're selling around ehhhhh $600

Cirrina: That's not fair I don't have any money!!

Neta: maybe during the summer you can get a job. Hey you can work with me maybe you can learn some responsibility. doesn't that sound fun?

Cirrina: ew Cod no!! I don't want to work with you or your grody employees!!

Neta: well I guess you're not going to the concert oh well it gives you more time to write your essay.

Cirrina: daddy please you promised meeee!!!

Neta: no Cirrina I'm sorry You need to learn this lesson!! You can't get away with everything I have to put my foot down on this. If you can find a way to go you can go but if you can't I'm sorry

Cirrina: that's not fair!!!

Neta: Go to your room.... Your punishment starts now.

Cirrina: ..I HATE YOU!.(SLAM)

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Neta:.....….........................she hates me

Ikkan: she doesn't hate you... She's just not used to not getting what she wants.... Do you want me to talk to her?

Neta: please.

Ikkan: (knock)... Cirrina....(Knock)........hey .. are you okay?

Cirrina:....*sniff*.....go away......

Ikkan: come on Cici don't be that way.... come here

Cirrina: *crying*... it's not fair

Ikkan: Cirrina You know you can't get away with everything....

Cirrina:........

Ikkan: I get it. I know you guys talked about it and he promised you but you need to understand that he's not doing this to hurt you or to wrong you in any way. Actions have consequences sweetie you know that

Cirrina: .................. I know.

Ikkan:.... You don't hate your dad do you?

Cirrina: no

Ikkan: no...no you don't....... ..I think I have a better punishment for you........ and maybe it could help you get your tickets to your little concert.

Cirrina:............

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Neta: on a farm? in krillarney?...... In another country?

Ikkan: I'll be with her, along with her grandfather.., and Warabie........It'll be a great subject to write her essay..... it'll be good for her she'll have fun

Neta:..... I have to think about that....... why is warabie going to be there?

Ikkan: hehehehe I didn't tell you?...hahahahaha.... It's really funny.. his parents thought he got someone preg- hm hi Cici

Cirrina:..............I'm sorry I skipped school and I'm sorry I said that I hate you dad. I don't hate you I love you

Neta: I love you too crab cakes...aww..[kiss]

Cirrina: so I'm not grounded anymore?

Neta: you're still grounded baby

Cirrina: damn I tried... still love you tho

Neta: awwww.....

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Mahi: krillarney?? Isn't that like where they grow corn and raise manatees??

Warabie: yeah

Mahi: You got to stay there for a month?

Warabie: yeah..

Mahi: hehehe

Warabie: It's not funny Mahi stop

Mahi: you're right I'm sorry it's not funny

Warabie: .you want my tidal wave pass? I can't go to the music festival

Mahi: oh nice..... ....

Neta: here's your music festival passes Cirrina promised..... I don't appreciate you black mailing my daughter Mahi.

Mahi: I'm sorry it won't happen again boss thanks for the passes I got to go byeeeeeee

Neta: hum

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Mahi: hey babe you want to go to the tidal wave music festival?

Mizole: no

Mahi: are you still mad they didn't ask you to perform

Mizole: I don't care if they don't want my band to play

Mahi: ok I just got 3 passes so if you want to join me you can

Mizole: no

Mahi: :(

Mizole: fine

Mahi: :)

Mahi is the only one who got away with their actions and learned nothing from it good for them @fish-at-fish-fish-resort

#yay getting ready for the summer baby yay #i love writeing complicated parent child dynamics #Cirrina being spoiled what a surprise #the tidal wave festival is a bunch of emo and grunge bands from the late 90s early 200 so I don't know why mizole expected wet floor to play #neta doesn't like being strict parents but sometimes he has to #poor Baja he doesn't know what's going on #yay new location coming soon hooray for world building!#I have a feeling this is going to be very father-centric

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mrcrowblargs · 7 months

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been a little while since I updated my BG3 log and I got lots done aaaa feeling excited and a bit sad that I'm nearing the end. I've really enjoyed this adventure.

After Cazador, took Gale to visit Mystra. Got some big news but I urged him to seek forgiveness and freedom over anything. I like that Gale is on the surface one of the good guys but he can fall into power corrupts as easily as say, Astarion.

On the hunt for the House of Grief I ran into THE WORST FUCKING QUEST EVER OH MY GODDDDDD this haunted ass house handed my ass to me over and over. I hated every inch of it.

Fashion time! It's so late in the game that you find new underwear

got one little tag on my doodle comic like "OP is in denial about the rotting teeth" and im just like I DONT SEE IT HONESTLY??? they just look yellow and like there's a of a snaggletooth.

More plot based stuff under the cut!

Wrapping up Shadowheart's quest was harder than Astarion's by virtue of TWENTY FUCKING ENEMIES I had to restart twice before the first round ended... made liberal use of Hypnotic Pattern. I didn't find it as cathartic an end as Astarion's but there was still definitely like, a release. And I love Shadowheart's last line there.

The reward was great tho. My bard now has 24 CHA baybeeeyyy

time to rescue Lae'zel (she was kidnapped before Cazador) and OH SHIT THATS THE SKULL FROM THE MAIN MENU SCREEN??? AAAA The Baahlists are a bitch and a half with all their murder status effects and I was SO GLAD I respecced Karlach into Barbarian 8 / Thief 4 for that extra cunning action when the "defeat this guy before he casts Power Word Kill at you" fight came up. What a fucking mess that was.

Fighting Orin was easier... I was not expecting her to transform into a big dumb monster honestly! I expected she would be teleporting around or use some shapeshift abiltiy to be all annoying but it was a really straight forward fight.

Oh, aaaaaannnd I did not fight Sarevok, so that was another Weird Ritual to inspire my tav. He's now an unholy assassin and I'm sure Astarion must appreciate the smell of being absolutely soaked in blood. I don't feel too bad about killing Valeria because she seemed like a terrible detective though I did have karlach skip her turns in the fight because I couldn't imagine her being for it. Like it's just pathetic.

Took Astarion to the drow twin courtesans... tbh I appreciate the game showing like, yes he is healing and doing better but some things you just don't get over right away. But I also want to get the spray bottle out like dude!!! don't force yourself!!!

I used a growth elixir on Karlach for the Orin fight which didn't use up that many character resources and the elixir lasted all day so... directly to the House of Hope with Karlarge it was!

Bit of a visual glitch because it reappeared later but it was nice to see Aldrich without the raccoon eyes and veins again. Just went around sitting on things in Raphael's house.

AND THEN UH???? UHH??? This supremely awkward scene with Raphael's personal incubus who looks exactly like him??? I didn't wanna start a fight because I thought Raph himself might show up but I could not pass the fucking Con check afgkdd

"you can have my body but not my soul" AGSFKHDDS???? I'm jelly tho I wish I had these eyes (but more purple) for Aldrich

Reloading and fighting the incubus was absolutely worth it for this Speak With Dead bit. the answer: he bottoms exclusively.

AND THEN THE FIGHT WITH THE BIG DEVIL HIMSELF!!!! I was already amazed when vocals dropped into the fight music BUT THEN HE WAS SIGNING HIS OWN BATTLE MUSIC???? It absolutely slapped. Amazing fight. I had Hope with me and convinced Yurlgirldsbfjs whatever his name is to join which greatly reduced the chaos. The only criticism I have is that it was a big of a slog getting Raphael down from 666 HP. but damn what a great loot payoff!

Getting near the end now. Of outstanding quests I have now, I gotta pass the hammer off to Voss, find/recruit Minsc, see if anything else is in the sewers, then sabotague the Steel Watch factory, infiltrate the Iron Throne, and confront Gortash. Then we'll see how it goes for the finale.

I'm still kinda worried what it will mean for my Tav going partially illithid and also aiming for freeing Orpheus. Seems like freedom really rides on the guy cooperating with us.

#crowbar plays bg3 #aldiirn bg3

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grouptale-bits · 10 months

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Are the color nicknames canon? Do they have particular stories behind them or are they just favorite colors?

So so soooooooo no.

Those colored names where placeholders because I ended up Changing some of the kids names behind the scenes and by the time I finally made up my mind it was like half way through the prologue so I thought “welp now I gotta commit to this”

For funnies tho here’s the kid’s favorite colors and reason why

harper: mahogany

She thinks it’s very pretty and underappreciated

Caleb: deep indigo

Believes it’s a color is nice and sophisticated color that can pare well with almost anything

Adien: sea foam green

Had a deeply embarrassing mermaid faze

Lumen: lavender

Enjoys the smell of the scent as well as the look of the color

Fin: golden yellow

Thinks it’s a way better color then actual gold

Frisk: red

They Saw this on the red crayon they where using once and thought it was so rad it deserved to be there favorite color

Minette: pastel blue, purple and pink (it changes between those 3)

her of Hydrangeas, her favorite flower

#grouptale #undertale #undertale souls #ask #extra

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alexcaninnit · 10 months

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Uhhhh test run just. just read some of this if you want.

You dont gotta tho.

Theo looked up at the towering, brightly lit hotel, the sign reading "Nexus" in large lights.

"Mom? What are we doin here?" He looks up at his mother, who doesn't answer, just takes his hand and walks inside, into a large, extravangantly built hotel, with Japanese decoration and lots of gold everywhere. It was a pretty impressive place, Theo thought, his mother letting go of his hand to go talk to a person at the help desk, leaving him to sit on one of the lobby room chairs.

"Hi, I have a reservation for Serina Kiro?" She smiles, the woman at the help desk looking up with an odd amount of understanding in her eyes. Theo's isn't confused by this exchange. While yes, his mom's name is not, in fact, Serina Kiro, (it's Athena Pierce,) they've been running from government officials for quite some time. It makes sense that she wouldn't use her real name. Serina is a bit of an odd name to pick though.

The woman at the desk nods, filling out something on her computer and murmuring something in a language Theo isn't quite familiar with into a mic on her shirt, making Theo a bit tense. A moment later, the elevator near the back of the room opens and a young girl with dark, short hair and bright purple eyes walks in, smiling and waving.

"Hi!!! Serina, right? I'm Scy, my mother owns this joint. It's nice to meet you!" She smiles, walking up and holding out a hand. "Come with me, we've already got a table ready for you in our world class resturant. We'll take good care of you here."

Athena smiles softly at the young girl. She's about Theo's age, Asian American with an air of professional confidence one wouldn't usually see in a girl as young as her, especially one talking to a stranger. Her purple eyes seem to glow in the golden light of the lobby lanterns, which also strikes Theo as very odd. He's never seen anyone with purple eyes.

"Thank you, Scy, that's very kind." She says, shaking her hand. "This is my kid Theo. Theo, say hello."

"...Hi." Theo mumbles, waving a lil. Scy just smiles brightly, waving back.

"Hey there!!! It's nice to meet you!!!"

Theo's sllightly offset by the cheeriness of this girl. He doesn't think he's ever met someone new who's greeted him with such undue happiness.

"If you two will just follow me," She gestures to the elevator, turning to walk. "I'd say here at the nexus hotel, we treat yall like family, but to be honest we treat y'all WAY better than that. The last time one of my aunties came to visit, Momma nearly threw her off the roof of the hotel." Scy giggles, pressing a button on the elevator and waiting for it to arrive. There seem to be quite a few floors from the indicator at the top of the sliding doors. The hand pointing to each floor slowly ticks down until it reaches the last one, the doors sliding open to reveal a nicely painted gold old timey elevator, with a relatively short woman with bright red hair standing in the corner next to a lever.

"Dinner floor please!!" Scy smiles at her, the woman nodding as they all step in, Theo instinctually scanning for potential threats.

As per usual. He's the most dangerous person in the room. Scy and the elevator operator look to be no threat.

"You can take your cloak off, by the way." Scy smiles at the young woman, who looks over at Theo and his mom before shrugging and removing a green broach on her hotel employee suit, her body swirling in green light before she shifts into a tiny, red panda like creature.

"...What." Theo blinks, pointing at the young woman, and then looking at Scy, and then his mother. "What."

Scy laughs a lil, grinning. "Oh, youre NEW new."

"I. Wh. I. Mom???" Theo looks up at Athena, who is Not Making Eyecontact On Purpose. "What The Fuck???"

Athena is Still Not Making Eyecontact On Purpose.

"I'll explain once we get y'all seated." Scy says, the elevator dinging and opening up into a huge, beautifully decorated floor, with circular bars scattered around surrounding huge, spherical projections of what look like gladiator fights, lavishlly dressed and decorated creatures of all shapes and sizes sitting at bars and tables, drinking and talking and cheering for the people fighting in the projections. No one here looks human, save for a few scattered around the bars. Some of them are familiar animals, anthropomorphic wolves and snakes and other such creatures, some seem to be made completely of plants. Some are at least sort of human, but have animalian or plant like features as well, some people having huge glowing wings, a few people having decorated mushroom caps in all sorts of colors and sizes. Some are humanlike in form, but other than that look nothing like normal humans. They glow bright technicolor hues, or have multiple sets of eyes, or have more than four limbs. A few even simply seem to be made of elements, like fire, or water.

Theo looks on in complete and utter shock, jaw dropped open as Scy smiles.

"Welcome to the Nexus Hotel. One of the only safe places left in the surface world for Yokai, the secret underground species of creatures. People come up here from the Hidden City, an underground society, to get a lil taste of surface life." She says proudly, grinning at Athena and Theo. "Established by the fearsome crime lord Big Mama in 1806, the Nexus Hotel is revered for its luxury, and prime entertainment, that being the Battle Nexus Fights you see on the bubbles above." She gestures to the bubble projections, a young man with a long knife on a chain currently wristling a three headed snake creature.

Theo feels his face heat a little as he watches the man slit all three of their throats, blood spraying as he grins, getting to his feet in triumph as the crowd both behind him and watching him in the room cheers.

"That's my big brother Crollo. He's the champion. Usually he doesn't do lethal fights, but that guy was sentenced to be executed and the Hidden City Council likes to just throw them in here." Scy shrugs.

Theo presses a hand to his face. Why is he so warm?? Has he somehow contracted a disease? He's supposed to be immune to those.

Scy leads them over to a cornerbooth, giving them both menus.

"Oh hey, someone's joining us, by the way. My wife." Athena smiles, Theo blinking up at her.

"Ma's coming?? I thought she was getting groceries."

"I'll explain soon."

"You fuckin better."

Athena raises an eyebrow down at Theo, who immediately backpedals. "I mean. I just. Uh. Sorry."

She laughs a lil, ruffling his hair. "It's aight kiddo."

Theo looks down at the menu, looking at it as Scy talks to some nearby staff member.

"You can get whatever you want, kiddo. Dont worry." Athena smiles, Theo nodding again. "..You okay? You dont usually act up like that. I know you didn't mean it, dont worry."

"...Im.. freaking out a little, I guess.." He mumbles. "I mean, we were supposed to just be gettin dinner, and now I find out theres this whole underground race of yokai, and a whole city under New York, and sumns CLEARLY up because youre being weird about all this..."

Her gaze softens a lil and she sighs, wrapping him up in a big hug. "I'm sorry, Thee. I shoulda been honest with you. Trust me, I'll explain everything as soon as your Ma gets here."

"..Okay Momma. Thank you." He hugs her back.

A bit later, Theo's Ma walks in, smiling and hugging Theo, then kissing Athena, sitting down next to her wife. "Hey guys."

"Hi Emmy." Athena smiles, kissing her cheek."Trouble getting here?"

"Nope! None at all. You?"

"Same. We were just about to order drinks, you want anything?"

Theo tunes them out for now, looking around the room. Any weapons he sees are almost comically old, all swords and spears and the like. No guns at all, except for one civil war era rifle. for some reason THATS one of the weirdest parts. It's so foreign to him to not see guns everywhere.

"Hey, everything good over here? Can I get yall some drinks?" Theo looks up and feels his face go red hot again, the young man from the bubble grinning down at them, leaning on the booth a little with a shining smile, just slightly elongated canines glinting. Theo can smell sweat, blood, and adrenaline on him, which for some reason makes his face feel even warmer.

"Oh, uh, I'll get a gin and tonic. Em, Theo?"

"I'll get a strawberry daquri!" Emmy smiles, Theo looking down at the menu, then back up at Crollo, blinking.

"I. Uh. I-I'll get. Milk."

Emmy gasps a lil. "Kiddo, you should get strawberry milk!! It's pink, just like you like!!"

He just nods.

"Aight sweet." Crollo nods. "You guys are Serinas, right? Dont worry, its on the house for yall."

Athena smiles softly. "Thank you honey.."

"..Whats a Serina?" Theo manages to ask, despite how thick his tongue feels in his mouth.

"Any human running from the surface to the Hidden city and seeking protection." Crollo smiles down at Theo, and he feels his heart jump a lil.

oh my god im dying. Someone's finally poisoned me and I'm dying.

"Oh."

Crollo taps the side of the booth once, pushing off of it smootly. "Aight, I'll get you those drinks and I'll be right back. See you in a bit." He walks off, and Theo tries Very Hard Not To Watch.

"....Theo, you okay? You're really red..." Athena pokes his arm a lil, Theo jumping a lil and blinking at her.

"Uh. Yeah. I'm fine. I'm.. a lil warm though, am I okay? Is this... normal?"

Emmy and Athena look at each other with a look of sudden understanding, clearly trying to stifle giggles.

"What? Why are you laughing at me?" Theo frowns, a laugh slipping out of Emmy's lips before she puts a hand over her mouth. "What???"

"Honey... Do you have a lil crush on Crollo?" Athena asks gently, though clearly trying not to giggle.

"...You mean like... with a car?"

Emmy has to physically get up and leave the table, leaning on the wall as she giggles into her hand.

"Wh-Why are you laughing at me??" Theo pouts at her.

"Hon, you know how sometimes when me or Ma see a really pretty girl when we're out and about, we get a lil flushed, and we can't really speak right sometimes?"

"..Yeah...?"

"That's because we think that she's really pretty, and we kinda have a lil crush on her."

"....Okay..?"

"So do you think Crollo is pretty?"

"..." Theo simply turns and looks the other direction.

"Pff- Kiddo you can't just object dispermenance your way out of this."

"Yeah I can."

"...Youre so goofy."

Crollo walks back over with a tray of three drinks, one bright pink, almost glowy looking frozen drink in a curfy glass, a white drink with some sorta herb in a skull shaped glass, and a mason jar with milk and what looks like actual chunks of strawberries in it. He sets each in front of their respective people, still grinning brightly. "There ya go!!!"

"Thanks hon." Athena smiles, grabbing her gin and tonic and taking a sip, lifting an eyebrow. "Not bad."

Emmy is Very happy about her strawberry daquri, sipping it and rocking back and forth a lil. Theo grabs his mason jar and takes a sip, blinking. The milk is much sweeter than usual, ice cold and tasting of strawberries.

"Everything taste good?" A new voice asks, and Theo looks up to see an older woman with silvery pink hair and lavendar skin, her hair down loose around her shoulders. She's wearing a simple pantsuit, and glasses.

Athena and Emmy both nearly choke on their drinks. "Uh- Uhm- Uh- Yeah- Yeah everything tastes great-"

The woman smiles, Emmy's face as pink as her drink. "Splendiferous!! I'm Big Mama, this is my hotel, and this," She ruffles Crollo's hair, much to his obvious affectionate annoyance. 'Is my sweet, adorable son, Crollo."

"I am nineteen and my body count is higher than the number of floors in this hotel."

"Still my baby boy." She giggles, booping him. He sighs, but doesn't seem to be all that bothered. She looks down at Theo and smiles softly. "Is this your kiddo? Hes adorable."

Theo feels his face heat again when she calls him adorable. He is NOT adorable. Hes the opposite of adorable. He's terrifying.

"Y-yup!! This is Theo, and this is my wife Emmy." Athena finally manages to stop just staring at Big Mama.

“Very nice to meet you two.” Big Mama pushes her silvery pink hair out of her face, Athena nodding and smiling nervously.

“N-Nice to meet you too, Big Mama.”

Theo laughs a lil, poking at Athena. “What’s wrong, Momma?”

“Nothing. Shuddup.” She smacks him lightly in the side of the head.

Big Mama laughs, waving a lil. “I’ll see you in a bit, alright, honies? See you soon.” She walks off, Emmy and Athena both staring.

“So… do you guys have a crush on her-?”

“Theo, shut the fuck up.”

Theo laughs a lil, then frowns. “So what exactly is going on..? Are we moving to the yokai city or something?”

“Uh. Yeah, pretty much actually. We figured they wouldn’t be able to get us down here.” Athena shrugs, downing her gin and tonic. “And maybe you can actually kind of grow up normally, without the government trying to turn you into a weapon of genocide as usual, you know?”

“...Good point. We’re bringing Bingo, right?”

“Of course. We’re not just gonna leave Bingo, who do you think we are?” Athena grins, putting an arm around his shoulder. “We’re gonna make a new life for ourselves here, okay? We’ll get a fun lil house and a garden and it’ll be great. I promise.”

“...Okay, Momma. If you say so.” Theo nods, leaning into her and sipping his drink.

Emmy tappy taps the table a lil, grinning. “Finally we can live out every lesbian’s dream of living in a lil cottage with our incredibly sexy wife.”

Athena laughs, rolling her eyes. “Whatever, Emmy.”

“Love youuuu.”

“..Love you too, silly.”

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cacklingblobbittyrabbitty · 1 year

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super unhinged rainbow magic post 10 of 12

I was a music kid so I have a lot of opinons about instruments and Vibes, they may not be correct but here they are, also small lil backstory shit will be mixed in here muahahaha

MUSIC FAIRIES

hurray no necklaces!

Poppy That is some amazing hair! FEDORA ALERT BABEY Painfully 2000s - KELSI FROM HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL She 1000% borrowed the waistcoat from Tasha (tap dance fairy) Needs a shirt underneath tho cos Poppy is not as confident as Tasha That being said the chosen shirt is a Disgusting colour (what’s wrong with white bruh louise the lily fairy had the same problem) I appreciate that belt resembles a stave, but i don’t LIKE it LOW WAISTED FLARESSSSS ARE BACK WOOHOOOO This should be a black and white ensemble to complement the vibrancy of her hair

Ellie Has just graduated from acoustic to electric, she’s slightly scared of it lmao, but she eventually will buy a midnight blue guitar and her whole vibe is gonna end up being a lil bit darker Top half shows she started playing acoustic - the shrug cardigan and sparkly stripy top have primary school vibes I’m sorry Bottom half is brilliant and ready and raring to go - Doc Martens, tights, poofy petticoated skater skirt That bisexual bob is a new haircut - currently she hasn’t figured out she’s bi but she’ll work it out soon - there is one girl and one boy that play bass guitar in the band and she’s gonna look at them and go oh shit

Fiona Sandals with ballet straps! BADDEST of bad bitches Colour scheme is gorgeous! The silver and blue work so well, I especially love the blue-black dreads Belt is so 2000s it hurts but she is WORKING IT This is exactly how i thought she was gonna look Really really cute outfit well done best one yet No necklace HURRAY Bit worried about where her wand is but we reckon she tucks it into her ballet ribbons

Oh Danni, Danni, Danni 1) the background is weirdly christmassy and i don’t like it 2) why is the outfit Like That? she’s a solar pannelled bitch - she wishes it was solar punk but it’s not, plus the 3/4 length leggings are too short 3) why is the hair Like That? the colour, the style, UGH This is not gay enough for a percussionist of the female persuasion! She’s better than that shitty little drum kit and her drumsticks are too damn short FIX HER Band shirt, flannel, skinny jeans, doc martens, solar panel belt Messy high ponytail, no fringe, wand tucked behind ear/into ponytail Full drum kit (bass, three cymbals, two snares and a tom tom) and a timpanny, a tambourine (dancing queeeeeeeeeen), and a vibraslap in the background with normal-sized drumsticks

Maya 70s groovy I like her hair but not the headband I can’t decide whether or not i like the dress, it’s giving weird kooky music teacher vibes - I love the colour scheme tho Her shoes are really cute! That’s not a big enough harp for her, we are so disappointed - we’ve stopped being one person so we can double our disappointment It’s not even pretty it’s ugly as fuck You gotta be elegant to play the harp babe i’m sorry You are groovy - you gotta have a sexy instrument! I’d give her a trombone of a french horn for some lower brass representation but she could also absolutely pull off a sax or a clarinet

Victoria SHE DOESN’T PLAY THE VIOLIN SHE PLAYS THE FIDDLE she’s a country bitch and she plays on the taylor swift song ‘mean’ She knows exactly who she is and she’s rocking itttttt Alexander Rybak was in love with THIS fairytale FINALLY SHE’S ACTIVELY USING HER WAND TO PLAY THE INSTRUMENT We finally understood the assignment bitches Sweepy fringe? Streaks of purple? Shoulder length messy? BEAUTIFUL The 2000s have been condensed into this outfit - I weirdly like it tho The embroidery on the jeans is my fave part Colour of the boots is questionable at best but forgivable cos she’s a hoedown throwdown queen

We were on such a high with Victoria :(

Sadie That is an oddly proportioned sax (alto? Soprano? Who fuckin knows) Colour of hair is yuck make it darker Headband is… a choice I don’t like the green but the turquoise and blue colours are cute ig? Dress is cute! Triple layer colour changing skirt! Cardigan looks fuckin RAGGED bruh, what is it meant to be? An artistic interpretation of a treble clef??? HUHHHH also it’s ugly I do quite like the boots it has to be said even though, once again, white boots on principle? Nein She does have the weird girl woodwind vibes so well done ig FIX HER Darker hair with a wispy side fringe (like Victoria) NO FUCKING CARDIGAN, a demin jacket instead (navy or black) with gold sparkle embroidery Make the dress all blue, going from dark to lighter I want her to have Helena’s (horseriding fairy) sparkly boots but in navy and gold

#rainbow magic #rainbow magic fairies #music fairies

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