#googly eyes..

[yenvengerberg]

news from the uk right now is that our new prime minister, who was appointed little over a month ago, is now being asked by her own party to resign after almost crashing the pound and having to do a complete u-turn on her policies.

she's actually had even less time in power (because parliament has to 'respectfully' stop due to the queen dying, cos you know, the country had to come to a complete halt for ten days) and her time in control is being likened to the shelf life of a lettuce. no seriously, there is currently a live stream of 'who will last longer, liz truss or this lettuce?':

#uk politics #we have to laugh about it or we'll cry ahsjsl #the fact they even put googly eyes on the lettuce.. amazing

[fullmetalharmony]

A cosplay compilation ✨️ this isn't everything that I've done over the last two years, just a few highlights! I'm still very much at the beginning of my cosplay journey, but I have big plans for the next year!

Uh hi 👋 I didn't realize y'all would like this so much. Feel free to follow me on IG and Tiktok if you want regular cosplay updates! I'm @fullmetalharmony on both

#cosplay #disabled cosplayer #physical disability #cripplepunk #disabled #fullmetal alchemist #fma brotherhood #edward elric #anime #finn the human #adventure time #zelda #legend of zelda #link #link totk #ash williams #evil dead #googly eyes #worm on a string #chia pet #horror #fantasy #artists on tumblr #crafts #biblically accurate #spongebob

[aristoteliancomplacency]

I have died and am dead.

#tagamemnon #fischteller #ancient fish plates #octopus #just. it’s just. #you could stick some googly eyes on there and IT WOULD MAKE NO DIFFERENCE #every nee octopus I see is my favourite. #they are all my favourites. #Getty Museum Collection #attributed to the Binningen painter #third quarter of 4th century BCE

[sp0o0kylights]

Indie horror filmmaker Eddie Munson, high off his first big (underground but notable) success, knows the movers and shakers of the film world have their eyes on him. 

They're just waiting to see if he was a one hit wonder before they open all the doors he's been trying to kick down. 

His next upcoming film is his chance, his shot at finally making it. Of being like Rob Zombie and the other creators he looks up to that masterfully blended metal and horror. 

This is his golden ticket. 

The project starts off smooth. His last success has greased the wheels, and things fall into place faster than ever before. 

He's got the best idea for this insane haunted house story, a true "mazes in mazes" type of deal with a queer twist. A real look at how a place can haunt a person just as easily as a ghost can.

 Everything's going swimmingly--until one of his leads drops out the day they're due to start shooting.

No call no show's, and later, Eddie will find out the guy got a last second call back to be a contestant on one of those Love Island bullshit romance gigs (and laugh his ass off when the main love interest takes one look at Billy Hargrove and goes on a five minute rant about ugly mullets on national television) but right now? 

He's fucked. 

He's called in every favor he has for this film. Maxed out every credit card he owns, tapped every contact, got on his hands and knees and begged his rising star journalist best bud to help him market it. (Which Nancy agreed too, for way less cash than she should have.) 

 Eddie can't get anyone on the phone, much less find a replacement actor and the amazing place they rented, that is so dark and wonderfully eerie, is booked out the rest of the year as an AirBnB. 

If he doesn't film now, he loses it all.

Cue the other lead, unknown theater actor Steve Harrington, watching his hair pulling, tire kicking, 'cursing and hopping while holding a toe' mental breakdown and asks why Eddie himself doesn't act in it. 

"Just go full Kevin Smith man. Act and direct." He says, with an easy grin. 

Jeff, Eddie's tried and true videographer, trades glances with Gareth and Grant (Eddie's long used special effects and makeup team, who double for about twelve other jobs because they're also his best friends and they're all in this together, make or break.)

"We don't really have a lot of other options." Gareth hedges. "You're already using me and Grant as background characters." 

Eddie, hands fluttering around his face as though trying to wave away this entire situation, squeezes his eyes shut and lets out a pained hiss. 

"Fine, fine!" He announces with the air of a man running towards a fire. "Fuck it, this is our one shot and so help me I will be shooting it!" 

Steve politely hides a laugh with a cough. 

"Chuckle all you want big boy, I'm going to tragically romance you so hard people will forget both of our characters actually live." Eddie snarls.

Steve, the handsome bastard, just winks.  "Looking forward to it." 

Eddie blushes, but hides it with a surge of frantic energy, conveyed by lots of yelling and moving and getting the ball rolling. 

Two days later, Steve would give the performance of a lifetime down on his knees, covered in a literal pound of fake gore, booty shorts and nothing else as he sobbed about how a lover could become a home. His hands clawed at Eddie's jeans before resting a tear stained face on a slim leg as he bent his body towards Eddie like it hurt to be away from him. 

Eddie would later receive equal praise in his own acting during the scene, with the world and every reporter in it asking how he conveyed an otherworldly panic so beautifully throughout Steve's performance. What was he thinking, to evoke those expressions on his face? 

The way his own pale hand, unmarred by blood and acting as a metaphor for the plot, would come to stroke Steve's cheeks.

Eventually he'd come up with a smooth polished answer that cheekily pleased his audience, but nothing would ever come close to the truth. 

("Eddie I've known you since grade school." Jeff said that night, a scant few hours after they'd wrapped. "You can act man, but not like that." 

Eddie made a wild "shut up" gesture, looking frantically over his shoulder before admitting; "You saw how close his face was to the prince of darkness!? I was seconds away from popping a boner next to his lips, in front of the 4K camera!” 

Eddie bounced into Jeff’s face so he could hiss: “He fucking had his chin on my thigh, Jeff, and I am only a man. A mere mortal!" 

"So we're gonna unpack all of that later." Jeff said finally, when he'd managed to get his mouth working and Eddie back out of his personal space. "But dude, we've talked about you calling your dick the prince of darkness." 

Eddie flipped him off.) 

One year later and critics named Corroded the best horror film of the year, praising the camera work, practical effects, and how there wasn't a soul alive who was surprised to hear Eddie and Steve were dating after their explosive on screen chemistry.

No one ever quite understood the prince of darkness jokes or why Steve mentioning it made Eddie blush, but that was a secret to find out later. 

Today on WIP’s I have no intention of writing, indie horror movie AU!

#at some point this became a warmup for the warmup #and it feels very silly #LOL #steddie #Steve harrington #Eddie munson #horror movie AU #no upside down #eddie would have the STUPIDEST names for his dick #I will die on that hill #that is a man who has put googly eyes on his third leg #and then cried because they wouldn't come off #its why he loves steve bc steve would talk to it like a beloved pet #daddy misssess youuuu #corroded coffin as a unit hates them so much when they do this shit its the bane of their existance

[claypigeonpottery]

I’ve wanted to make this mug for ages. the quote’s from @itsnotmydreamdaditsyours

#pottery #ceramics #ceramic #ceramic art #carving #sgraffito #mug #coffee mugs #ceramic mugs #googly eyes #sculptural #silliness #third eye

[buttered-milky]

Alright so u know the scene where Smaug opens an eye under the treasure and it’s all the party can see of him bc he’s sleeping under there.

This is what sand boas look like. And they burrow under the sand and are ambush predators. And they are reptiles. Like Smaug. Do you see where I am going with this

Thang. Smaug. If you even care

#the hobbit #lotr #please this is the best and funniest idea I’ve ever had #also if he actually looked like this I’d wheeze laugh #just #the potential this has #local beastie hyped up to be the worst creature of the millenium #local beastie also looks like a sock puppet. #smaug #smaug the dragon #sand boa #I love sand boas a lot btw I’m not making fun of them in a mean way #that’s a banger evolutionary adaptation it just #well it also looks like if u put googly eyes on a Tube

[gesunas]

meeting the prince of akielos is not for the weak

#posting this old warm up since i havent posted in a while #dont worry my love for lamen has not diminished #everyone in the court like aw damn it the princes are making googly eyes at each other again #my art #captive prince #damen of akielos #laurent of vere #damen x laurent #lamen

[rushinintolove]

#good omens #goodomensedit #crowley #david tennant #myedits #“googly eyes 🥺🥺🥺” part 2

[cat-cosplay]

A reminder, everything is better with googly eyes.

#googly eyes #cats #kitty #cat #cats of tumblr #aww #everything is better with

[sodabread]

Everything, Everywhere, All at Once (2022)

#put googly eyes on your shit #everything everywhere all at once

[thedepartmentofdiscoveries]

#googly eyes #sand worms #dune #lol #dune memes #film memes #movie memes #i didn't make this #book memes #sci fi #sci fi memes

[mothmothwoth]

FitPac are sock puppets badly trying to make out… to me

#qsmp #fanart #fitpac #hmm yeah I don’t know if I wanna tag this more it’s kinda stupid as hell #*desperate sock puppet make out noises* #They.. googly eyes….. #I forgot people call them hide duo hold on #hideduo

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Had a dream where there was a new species of shark found, it was a very very large deep sea shark with a dark grey colouring and it had massive eyes. Not comically so but the eyes were the size of small plates and the pupils on the eyes were about half the diameter of the whole eye so you could see clearly when the shark looked around. And look around it did! It gave me the creeps, I was underwater in near-complete darkness in the dream and the shark swam into the small amount of light I was hanging out in

#time to add googly eye shark to the list of dream animals i need to draw!

[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

Oh James Hong, you’re a treasure

#James Hong #everything everywhere all the time #eeaao #oscars #academy awards 2023 #eeaao cast #googly eyes

[lupucs]

A happy friendship... (Watch with sound for that extra oomph 🔊)

I think my jaw literally physically dropped when that happened so I felt compelled to recreate this moment in Blender.

Original in-game sprite:

#deltarune #noelle holiday #berdly #noelle deltarune #animation #blender #berdly deltarune #3d #loop #noelle definitely doesnt have jealousy issues #i gave berdly googly eyes pls look at the lil guy's googly eyes #im working on another much better (and longer) berdly and noelle animation rn but have this anyway

[bisexualcharliekelly]

Does this make sense

#get it. because. the Googly eyes. and Jean jacket #nope #nope movie #everything everywhere all at once #eeaao #jordan peele