#good sir please stop

[existential-labrador]

So Neil Gaiman has described series 2 of Good Omens as “Quiet, Gentle and Romantic” and we’re expected to go on living and breathing normally until next Summer? Okay then.

#and mentioned a hypothetical season 3 #good sir please stop #but also don’t #good omens #neil gaiman #aziraphale #crowley #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens tv #good omens season 2

[embracethemadmess]

Not to be dramatic but this scene:

has been living in my mind rent free since the first time I watched this series.

#who gave this man the right to look this good being a fuckin reflection on a bus window?? #sir this is a mcdonalds #calm down #tough and strong boy #he looks so intense while also proud of his brave boy Steven?? #and don’t get me wrong Steven is absolutely stunning in this scene #his mr knight suit certainly does things to me #but Marc in mr knight suit in a bus window?? #oscar thank you really but please stop you’re married and you don’t know me #you can’t just look like that and make me lose my mind #marc spector #steven grant #marvel moon knight #oscar isaac

[denerturee]

child Sasori 🤏🦂♥️

#sasori #naruto shippuuden #naruto official art #omggggggg #he is so cute #so cuteee #my heart 😭😭😭😭 #look at him #👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌good shit #sir 👀👀👀👀 #so cute #i love him #i cant stop thinking about it #i miss him #akatsuki #akasuna no sasori #please 🥺🥺🥺 #he’s so 🥺🥺🥺 #my heart 🥺🥺🥺 #im just 🥺🥺🥺 #i love him 🥺 #i love this so much #i don't believe it #he deserved so much fucking better #he deserved better #child sasori #no no wait #i love this #omg 😱 #❤️ it

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

#I mean my joints at 31 are struggling to keep on rollin' like they used to #imagine in my fucking 80s #find me rollin' thru the nursing home halls with the walker. tennis balls on the front legs and all #like I'll keep being a good little limp bizkit soldier... but Fred... good sir... please let me know when we can stop rollin'. #my frail old bones creak and I fear I can't do this much longer. #Oh... What's that Sir Durst? Just keep rollin' into the grave? [**peasant bow**] Of course your royal Durstness. I do as you say. #Limp Bizkit #nu metal #Song: Rollin' #Album: Chocolate Starfish and The Hot Dog Flavored Water #Fred Durst #Wes Borland #John Otto #DJ Lethal #Sam Rivers #down the rabbit hole

[thirstyvampyr]

he was meowing the entire movie as far as im concerned

#the green knight #dev patel #sir gawain #ugh i love a good head of hair on a man #men please stop cutting your hair! #my sweet boy #ive loved him since he was a wee baby and look at him now #im so proud of him :')

[cangrellesteponme]

maybe it's just the inherent everything of mads mikkelsen but how does hannibal look so classy and enticing even as he does the most batshit stuff like. dr lecter can you stop smelling people and creepily staring as you feed them suspicious meat but most importantly how does your hair still look so good in the middle of gruesome murder. how

#also why does he look so lovestruck everytime he does something atrocious to will. good sir you are deranged not cute please act like it #stop doing that slight smile i'll catch feelings #hannibal

[tiredesperdad]

I've been thinking about their dynamic way too much since I've started playing age of calamity + replaying breath of the wild so here are some of my thoughts about Teba and Revali under the cut.

Like sadly age of calamity barely scratches the surfaces but man their relationship could be so interesting and if you ask me there isn't nearly enough Revali&Teba fanfic out there. I need them to bond in those "the champions live" AUs, I need it!

Anyway....

So we have Revali. Champion of the Rito. Master of the sky and greatest archer they have ever seen. He worked his ass off to create his gale and he's regarded highly among the Rito even a hundred years after his death. But also he was most likely still very young. There are different headcanons but I'd like to think that he was of similar age as Zelda and Link. We don't know anything about his family but either he wasn't really close with anyone while he was still alive or he lost everything in those 100 years he was gone (most likely a bit of both). He's a bit of a drama queen. He acts arrogant but we know from the champion's ballad dlc that he was rather insecure and putting up a front. He's the kinda guy you sometimes just wanna tell to shut up.

Then you have the Rito who look up to him. Nobody had a blood connection to him or really remembers him as an individual, not like the other champions. He's kind of a legend among the Rito.

And that brings us to Teba.

Teba, like the rest of the Rito, always looked up to their champion and the stories they were told about him. He's the best warrior the Rito have at the time of breath of the wild. He has a son and wife but still acts pretty reckless. Saki and Harth describe him as impulsive and Teba describes himself as rather blunt and direct. He seems like a bit of a grump but also is caring.

And now put those two together.

Like I just love this dynamic of Teba meeting /the/ Rito champion, the guy he spent his whole life looking up to and he's barely older than a fledgling. He's a kid whose kind of a dickhead but also absolutely has all of the skills that are remembered about him. But also like holy shit he's so young. And alone. There are no blood relatives left, everyone he knew is dead. He probably didn't even have many connections while he was still alive. Revali went through a lot of shit, too. Like depending on the AU he not only woke up 100 years later but he probably remembers the fight against windblight ganon, he remembers the fear, he remembers dying maybe. But also he's too proud to admit it and he doesn't open up to anyone.

But then there's Teba who is blunt, he's direct. So I'd like to think he'd be the perfect person for Revali in such a scenario because let's be real, Revali needs someone who will call out the bullshit once in a while and just flat out tells him what he doesn't want to hear but needs to hear. Maybe someone who sees him for the person that he is and not just the champion Revali.

Also I feel like at some point the Rito (in Revali's time) were looking up to Revali so much he really just lived that front of the Rito champion. He couldn't show weakness, he always had to be strong and perfect and couldn't make any mistakes. But that shit can't keep going and Teba probably would just.... kick his ass about it once in a while.

Plus I'm 100% accepting from age of calamity that Revali is good with kids and takes on Tulin/trains him (maybe even the other kids).

Anyway.... Just.... Revali's and Teba's dynamic man. I just love the thought of Teba being that adult that Revali so desperately needs but I also like the thought of these two shitheads impulsively going off all the time and driving Saki and Harth crazy. You have Revali who is about to do something stupid and everyone is like "ah thank god Teba went to stop him" but Teba 100% would go along with it almost every time.

Also sidenote: Give me those Kass and Revali bonding moments. There are exactly zero Kass&Revali fanfics on AO3 and it's killing me, I love Kass so much, please give Revali a calm adult who will play songs for him, thanks.

Also another sidenote: I know mute Link is a big headcanon in the fandom but I've always imagined that he's much more talkative after losing his memories and that would be the reason why he and Revali would get along a lot better if the champions ended up being alive after the 100 years of Link sleeping. A big reason why Revali dislikes Link so much is because he doesn't speak his mind and shows no emotions so I think they absolutely could get over this with Link just being more open (and Revali swallowing his pride for once) because he doesn't have to put up a front anymore.

#revali #teba #breath of the wild #I need someone to talk to me about these idiots #or just revali #actually please talk to me about all the rito #I adore every single one of them #sadly none of my friends are into botw like I am aaaah #maybe one day I'm gonna write a oneshot for them #anyway teba would be so good at cutting the bullshit #but he'd also be a terrible enabler #also I've been replaying botw and the way the other rito describe teba is so delightful #they are all like damn sir you have a kid please stop getting yourself killed #and meanwhile he's so damn stubborn #like how could he and revali not get into all kinds of shenanigans?

[wowifinallymadeanaccount]

Me: Listen I don't have [redacted] kink-

Joel Miller: *In THAT interrogation scene*

Me: Listen buddy you're hobbling on thin fucking ice here

#help I can't stop thinking about his little smirk #his little limp #his little knife #his little fucking disheveled two seconds from dying self #his drive to do absolutely anything and everything to get to ellie #my goodness sorry sir i don't know how my kneecap got there please remove it #no no that's MY bad #the fact i would do anything for this pair #pedro pascal #bella ramsey #bellie #joel miller #the last of us hbo #the last of us #please #hbo the last of us #neil druckmann #troy baker #ashley johnson #craig mazin #fuck

[the-eyes-of-andyserkis]

More beard because 🥵.

#andy serkis #i love beard #i want to touch it #it should be illegal for him to look this good #please sir #The Look™ #dear god #sexualizing that old man again #not that i ever stop #his beard 🫠 #beards are good

[gennianydots]

I only caught like 43% of this scene because I was so distracted by this hunka hunka burnin’ love

Can someone catch me up real fast? Did Gun ever get his coffee??

#sir excuse me #can you stop please #was that shirt working him or was he working the shirt #someone in costumes knew what they were doing #look at those arms #those shoulders #good lord 🥵 #thor thinnaphan #someone put a blanket over his face so I can focus #a boss and a babe #a boss and a babe ep 8

[bigolgay]

My neighbour just watched me scream this song in my car alone… I hope he enjoyed the show🙄

I put my whole ass, tits and pussy into performing that, he should’ve clapped when I got out of my car😑

#i have a problem #epic the musical #it’s like crack to me #I want it injected directly into my veins #the underworld saga #is literally fucking flawless #heartbreaking and beautiful #and powerful #and all the things omg #I haven’t stopped listening to it🤭 #dear Jorge… I love you good sir🫡you are a lyrical/musical genius and I bow before you #the musical you’ve created is truly… epic🫣 #sorry #that was a dumb and very easy joke #anyway #love it #makes my Greek mythology and musical loving ass very happy hehehe #(moots please ignore me being a nerd and fan girling🫣) #Spotify

[unbrcakablc-hcart]

{me going feral over seeing vash in casual clothes vs heart having a very special place in his heart for his outfit that he's had for 125 years and wants to wear like all the fucking time: FIGHT}

#PLEASE SIR YOU WOULD LOOK SO GOOD IN CASUAL CLOTHES STOP WEARING YOUR SEXY COAT FOR 5 MINUTES #ooc

[rasairui]

I need men to stop being fucking weird at me or at the very least be fucking weird but in a way that doesn't block off all socially acceptable avenues of exit from the interaction

#men flirting with me in college YOU ARE 10 YEARS OLDER THAN ME. STOP #other guy was my age and in the middle of flirting and then started talking about his sister #''she has a degree in microbiology also she cut off contact and hasn't spoken to me in 3+ years'' #um. okay man. can I talk to her instead please #also the guy who talked in depth about his failing marriage and his deteriorating relationships w/ his kids for two hours of ceramics class #and repeatedly talked over and interrupted me. at least that wasn’t flirting and the guy is clearly going through it #but still. profoundly uncomfortable sir I will not be placing myself in a room alone with you again. good luck tho

[bookspls1815]

Some people should not be allowed to use the word "actually."

#Inspired by the boy in my class #Who will not stop adding comments to the professor's perfectly good lecture #Sir please shut the fuck up thanks

[heffrondriving]

you just got 𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐃!

#i bet you my cat that wall jump put ken's weak knees out of commission b4 forever tour even starts (ily sir <3) #BUT I CAN'T EVEN FOCUS ON HIM BEING A TOTAL LOVABLE GOOFBALL BC HONEY SOUNDS SO GOOD FUFKCKCJD #PLEASE MAKE THIS SONG LONGER THAN THREE MINUTES BOYS PLSPLSPLS I NEED IT #btr #big time rush #kendall schmidt #james maslow #honey #song #video #rusher #kendork #james✨ #stop it forever #FR I HAVE A SINKING FEELING THAT THIS IS GONNA BE MY FAVOURITE AND I HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD THE WHOLE THING YET #IT'S A BOP GUYSSSSS IT'S AN INSTANT BOP GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!!!! #THE VIBES ARE UNCHARTED. SO UPBEAT. IT FEELS A WHOLE LOT MORE ROCK SLASH POP-PUNKIER TO ME AND AS SOMEONE WHO'S MUSIC TASTE CONSISTS OF #EMO WARPED TOUR BANDOM KINDA STUFF IT'S GIVING. IT'S GIVING SO MUCH #KINDA LIKE A BIT OF THE DOWNTOWN FICTION/THE READY SET/ARTIST VS POET/ANARBOR SUMMER FEELS?????? #MIXED WITH MORE INDIE STUFF LIKE COIN OR BAD SUNS FHFJFJF I'M NOT MAKING SENSE BUT THERES AN INVESTIGATION BOARD IN MY HEAD AND THE STRINGS #ARE ALL CONNECTED TO EACH OTHER STG TRUST ME ON THIS;; ALSO IS THAT A CARLOS CHORUS I HEAR??? BETTT LEZGEDDIT PENAVEGA #fuck why does it seriously remind me of i just wanna run by TDF or even fresh by AVP idjdfjfdjk i'm going insane actually #(allen no one gives a shit abt ur shit old man music taste go find a bridge to toss urself off of :^D) #now back to ur regularly scheduled emotional support eyebrows simping... #you ever just watch a vid and go 'oh yeah this is why i'm doomed to love this man forever'. this is It. his dumb cackle istg #damnit grampa stop being adorable or i'm gonna be too happy n comforted for my own good and we can't have that >:((( #in other news: the rude james compilation keeps growing lmao jkjk 😆 the way he goes 'it's nice...is that local?' while tasting his hand pls #i'm not kidding this song is already stuck in my head. i'm so fuckt

[anexistingexistence]

Growing up with siblings means not questioning where the creepy ass piano music is coming from at one in the morning and proceeding to take a shower despite knowing how that would end for you if your life was a horror movie.

#an existing post #siblings #horror movie cliche things #also i just made my bed and now my stinky cat is sleeping in it #like yea i'm glad you're here and not outside but like #i just got clean and stopped smelling like a pile of month old laundry #would you please bathe good sir #(for legal reasons he is not actually my cat)