#goobers being edgy

[octoling-wearing-gauges]

look who's back

#goobers being edgy #they never leave my brain #steven universe #lars barriga #sadie miller #larsadie #su lars #su sadie #my art #fanart #sorry i took so long!! #been in an art funk since i got my tablet fixed but im raring to go #smoking tw #alcohol tw #click for better quality! #lars of the stars #sadie killer

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Congiopodidae have edgy haircuts while being goobers at the same time. Can you please help tell the world of their beauty,

Ah, what peculiar fish, never have I heard of them before! Of course, I shall reveal their beauty to the world :)

Fish fact #603

Pigfishes!

They're also sometimes called horsefishes or racehorses, no doubt thanks to their elongated snout and prominent front-heavy dorsal fins, which have fused together in most pigfishes. Despite the rough texture of their skin, they are entirely scaleless!

#fish #fishfact #fish facts #fishblr #marine life #marine biology #marine animals #sea creatures #sea animals #sea life #biology #zoology #pigfish #horsefish #asks #bwopper

[xx-d34d-h4v3n-xx]

might as well post my dude here.

This is Wolf. When he was a larve, he was attacked by a warpo that scared and mutated him. He hides his mutant eyes with a bandage. His mandibles are much more easier to manage, though they come out in moments of anger. All of his bodily fluids have a black, ink-like appearance. Despite his tough and edgy appearance, he's actually kind of a goober. Friends know him as a loveable goofball, and his girlfriend knows him as an absolute sweetheart. Although, he does tend to get moody, and is a bit stand-offish when he's not around the beings he trusts. Often, one may Wolf drawing and writing poetry in his sketch book. You might also see him write lyrics, as he's also the frontman to a shoegaze band.

#hylics #hylics oc #ik it's very bare bones but i just need to share him #my art

[cybernightart]

I come at you with more bunny brothers Au art!

This is specifically a spin-off universe where it is a lot happier and a bunch of bad stuff didn't happen because of one small decision which changed a lot of things. First one being when Barnaby and Alfred met, instead of meeting when they were in their mid-40s pretty much they instead met when they were in their 20s when Barnaby was peak edgy rock and roll bunny and Alfred was his usual cottage core witch bear giant huggable self. Also because they met when they were younger that would allow Bonnie and Freddy to end up meeting and becoming friends as kids rather than meeting in their 20s.

And since I haven't been posting much recently, here's a couple OC drawings XD

POV: You're a fire demon and when you get really excited you start burning to the touch so you can't get a boyfriend without burning them alive

POV: you have solved your previous predicament by dating a tiefling (tieflings have fire resistance)

These are my OCS Lily and Atlas btw!

A couple more of Atlas cuz he's a goober

(he also can shape shift so there's that! Lol)

#fnaf #fnaf au #bunny brothers au #bbau #Barnaby #Alfred #fnaf glamrock freddy #glamrock bonnie #fnaf security breach #my art #glamrock freddy #art #oc #oc art #dnd art #tiefling #demon girl #sketckbook #sketches #Atlas MoonGuard #Lily Barnett #fronnie #glamrock fronnie #Dnd

[apollos-boyfriend]

i think my favorite crumbsona is probably amnesia just because of what he’s become. bc at its inception you can tell amnesia was more of a vent sona than anything, showing up as the looming, ominous antagonist lurking behind the scenes more often than not. he was crumb’s inner turmoil, their pain, the part of themselves they feared and hated. so it’s really silly to see, now that she’s happier and more comfortable with herself, that sona that was the pinnacle of gloom and depression being the silliest goober known to man. breakdancing with the others even. it’s like when a villain gets their redemption arc but doesn’t stop dressing in the same edgy clothes they’d always worn

#icarus speaks #crumb herself has talked about this and. it’s just so nice and silly

[yourlocalpickle]

Tough edgy detective lady whoaa

Not too long ago I came across an article explaining there are right and wrong ways to write ocs. Same person responsible for the article has a sob life story about how they wrote edgy ocs, internet made fun of them, and that somehow made them sad and now they think everyone else is dumb for not being edgy and calling their ocs goofy goobers.

Well imo edginess is ok, but the way it's portrayed and written shows the maturity and self awareness of the creator themselves.

Anyways here's my girl Phoenix, who has the fanciest name ever

She's a demon (duh) detective! and kinda inspired by bulls/minotaurs too

Short queen🔥

Thrives off black coffee. Probably lactose intolerant too.

Whilst supported and a valid member of the demon community, she has no parental background and grew up alone, forced to fend and do everything for herself

She's kind of a secluded loner because of that, but is also mega dedicated to her work

She solves murder cases daily, and whilst considerably cold, she makes it her goal fo bring peace and justice to the people

Sheee also gets carried away and emotionally involved with her cases. Which would be fine, but she's a demon armed with WAY TOO MUCH magic

But hey at least she can do the cool stuff herself, and solves conflicts much faster than any other help arrives

Oh also she hates children and *by sheer luck obviously* she's forced to take in a random child. Which she is NOT prepared for

#my art #art #digital art #my ocs #oc #oc lore #oc art #demon oc #demon #demon girl #red #mmm big horns #artists on tumblr #picklegods arts #picklegods ocs

[silvyslayer42]

heartless characters but I slander them

I refuse to elaborate on any of these btw

River

•transmedicalist :-(

(dw she gets better as the story progresses)

•never even thought to use her magick on herself until Alchemy suggested it

•uses emojis like an old woman

Alchemy

•forgets to do basic self care because they can subconsciously shapeshift into a cleaner version of themselves

•literally would not be able to function without their magick lol

•got bodied by a little twig of a victorian man (alastor) upon their first encounter

Eira

•the most homophobic person on the heartless team (not saying a lot)

•gets very angry when you call him gay, even though he is (especially during his street rat era)

•got kicked out by his father for being ga- I mean for being an ice witch

•currently in the middle of his Elsa arc

•edgy. too much edge. should be in therapy for that alone if not the daddy issues

•accidentally hit his crush with an blast of ice when they were about to kiss :/ (I won’t say who tho lol)

Heartless

•smells like a rotting corpse

•has the Creepy Zombie Vibes

•honestly one of if not the scariest people on the team

•sleeps with his eyes open sometimes

•looks like a literal dead body while he sleeps, tried to take a nap on a bench once and woke up with autopsy scars

Flint

•goofy goober

•does the cartoonishly loud snores

•fell in love with Eira Hale

•attracted to exclusively his thematic opposites (Eira, Diana, etc.)

•in the battle for Eira’s love, he is up against an aurthian dragon and the childhood friend trope. he is losing spectacularly to both



Doppel + Glass

•rich boy(plural) in disguise

•like Eira during his streetrat era if you replaced the homo and magi phobia with more edge, depression, and the color purple, and then split him down the middle

•mix up their own names sometimes

•Virgil from sander sides kinnie

ok I’m done for now lol

#stay tuned for when I do the wonders #heartless abd illustrates #heartless abd #eira hale #flint solveig #doppel glass #river dial #heartless (the character) #alchemy valentine

[teothedragon]

New side design for them, happy Halloween, they are a evil vampire, when they wear this they are into character so they are very edgy

They have 2 form small and tall one, smaller one being original form

(Forgot to draw Teos cheeks, never mind no one saw it)

Teo (cat looking monster)

Laus (goober)

#oc #artwork #drawing #oc art #art #original drawing #original art #original character #new #new design #vampire #red #stage play #acting #performance #darkness

[rainbowchaox]

i want to know all about your bi himbo and his friend group so i’ll take 50 for each of them

What is your favorite thing about them?

First off with the bi Himbo himself! His name is Athan and my favorite thing about him is honestly not what usually people would think. I love how petty and how despite being a asshole he is still charming. His whole thing is that he never believed in god but realized as one of the many bastard kids left to be raised by a whore mother in a brothel in the middle of what is pretty much like whore alley in a shitty unlawful like city right in the middle of two major kingdoms (one is based on like Roman and Greek stuff and the other is Arabic and Asian insipred) that hate each other and numerous times have gone to war. that he either was gonna be eventually be forced to be a servant or a whore because Surpise! He’s mixed Race between the white race and the brown race. And both kingdoms hate them mixed races (there’s actual lore reasons but I’m trying to summarize as much I can). But yeah he figured out soon as a kid the only way he could go past than a life in the gutter is to get any sort of schooling. But obviously he isn’t dumb so he quickly realizes that the only way to get said schooling is to become part of the church as luckily his magical core is Light (there’s schools for nobility and then the church also teaches their priests in training the same stuff.). It’s his best chance to have a life BUT becoming the part of the church is like where the shitty second horns of nobles usually go to and Despite being one of the only talented commoners ducking insults all the rich boys and legit is so blunt that half his class hates him. He is just in it for a good job and somehow he becomes a better priest than legit all his peers. Like he is petty and will make a douche embrass himself. (Literally how he became a ex priest is when the new head saint is like you are too rude to the nobles and he was like ok give me my retirement fund and the head saint was like WHAT THE FUCK.). He also starts numerous socialist movements by accident when he drank some wine. (Ps he has light brown skin numerous freckles and moles golden brown eyes.)

Next is Eis (my beloved). I love him so much because he is such a funny little ace spectrum (literally only had them feelings when he saw Athan being his gremlin self and was like oh shit) homosexual.he is introduced as this powerful Battle Mage that everyone is pretty sure is the next incarnation of the worlds evil god. And when you see him and his future man interact he is JUST- that one smart kid in your class that legit tried to make some dangerous chemical in the lab for shit and giggles. He looks cold and a bit condescending but he is totally a force of chaos and major only child syndrome I won’t lie. (He has white hair and pale skin with stormy blue eyes)

Next is our girl boss and mess of a human being! Cadenza the expelled student from like Alchemy College. She is just insane. My favorite part of her is despite her utter insanity she will go ram for those she cares about. Like the amount of loyalty this sapphic goober has in her. (Brown wavy hair with emerald eyes)

And finally the queen herself, aka Norturne a ex assassin that’s such a bro. My favorite part is despite being the supposed edgy one she is legit the voice of reason. And she can’t flirt to help her whatsoever despite looking like a typical Feme fatale that uses charm to screw over people, nope. She is just very mellow and socially awkward.

#my ocs are my children #you should have known better than to let me speak lol

[thebestpartofwakingup]

I’m not very far into Enies Lobby yet but Watee 7 is still my favorite saga so far and I LOVE Franky to death but I’m starting to also get this weird “anticipated disappointment” because I can’t shake the feeling that Franky isn’t going to be used to his fullest because this is fundamentally a children’s/teen anime

And I don’t mean that in a “oh Franky should be the lead these kids are annoying” or “oh Franky is sexy he should fuck” or like “edgy joker nonsense” but in that understanding that like, Franky is clearly the type of adult goober who is openly silly because he’s fully confident in himself and his masculinity so he has no hangups on being sincere and openly having a good time because he’s not worried about looking cool.

And like that’s already great on its own but 1/3 of the straw hat babies are constantly trying to look cool and prove their masculinity. But the anime is also so clearly written from the perspective that you the 12 year old watching this will legitimately think that Sanji and Zoro are actually cool and that campy men are silly and childish that I doubt the writing is going to go much further than “Zoro/Sanji are surprised/annoyed when Franky doesn’t care about their masculine expectations/when Franky goes along with Luffy, Ussop, and Chopper on doing something dumb and silly”

Because like this exact set up with an adult audience in mind would ABSOLUTELY use Franky to the umpth degree to show off and make jokes about how Zoro and Sanji only *think* they’re smart/cool/mature for their age

#hell I’m willing to not write off the possibility we get this for Sanji re: his flirting habits #Franky PG dunking on Sanji for being a turbo virgin especially accidentally would be great #‘girls find you offputting and weird’ ‘YOU DONT KNOW THAT’ #zoro one piece #op #sanji one piece #one piece franky #franky one piece

[crossover-enthusiast]

Jdjdjsj

Charlie just tries being his usual edgy self like "Bitch, we're 25 now—stop it!" but he's clearly enjoying it since he's laughing. And eventually, he just gives in to Kevin's affections. /j

Heheheh

I love these goobers <3

#Sunny Tag

[gatsby-system-folks]

uploaded a new story, testing the waters with wattpad instead of fictionpress, on Tumblr's advice that it's a superior hosting site. So basically if things go wrong I'm blaming you goobers

summary and trigger warnings below:

summary: Alone on a grassland planet, a species of darling little feline aliens go about their lives, wary only of the hill. This planet is considered a death zone in most circles. (I'll break the fourth wall to tell you this is a very passive story, with no antagonists. The cats aren't edgy little killing machines lmao. Tone: somber, peaceful, almost cottagecore.

Trigger warnings: death, alcohol poisoning, gaseous/air poisoning, suffocation, graphic descriptions of organ failure, bodies laying out in the open, bodies not rotting/being preserved, semi graphic descriptions of rot, trypophobia, scavenging off dead bodies, a human gets eaten by an alien, and not just a predator, a sentient, thinking alien, dehumanized descriptions of a human body, semi graphic disassembly of a human body with a butcher knife, blood, mention of a mass grave, and themes of child neglect.

#writing #my writing #short story #horror #alien planet #wattpad #I tried to say it earlier but you should read this while listening to minecraft music #worth noting: i did NOT work on this during the strike #~ finnick

[byjk]

Raking

When one’s emotions have been raked over the glowing coals of someone else’s decisions that directly affect their life and plans, some of us have a meltdown. If you are lucky, it isn’t a public scene. If you are really lucky, your apartment neighbors can’t hear you slam cabinet doors, curse the powers that be that just threw all your plans down a commercial grade garbage disposal under the force of a cafeteria water nozzle with enough pressure to remove the gum some high school student snuck in to chew during a third period exam and stuck in the utensil section of the lunch tray so that no human hand, nor standard issue muck-boot thick cafeteria-lady rubber glove can dislodge before being sent through the baking sterilization of the deafening industrial dishwasher that shoots out the cleaned trays in a tray of their own that has to set for ten minutes to cool before being removed and stacked by the muck-boot glove wearing cafeteria lady. 

It hurts. It is devastating when you miss your hermit hovel. When the operational tempo of your current abode goes against your own rhythm and flow. Well, it wasn’t so bad before, The Virus. Before you at least got to go to new places and experience new things. You had a reason to drag your ass out of bed at Oh Dark hundred and forget to wait for the coffee to cool, burning your tongue on five out of seven mornings a week, but never on the weekends because you can sleep without an alarm, or a text message or phone call waking you and that magical reason you are here to begin with who sleeps through them half the time, so you wake them after their phone wakes you. Though on their own, they never seem to miss a call when you aren’t there. Just like the children who you made sure were up, dressed and fed before school for twenty-seven years. 

This is your time. You had your children early, and now have the chance to pursue your “career.” Sure, you like any young and anxious soul, you make some missteps. Study and change your major a few times, eventually you land where you belong. Though because of your age, you feel the judge-y looks that you interpret to be criticism and disapproval in all those eyes and snarky comments from younger, older and even your very own age humans. You know there is the gossip of jealousy and pity. You aren’t that deaf, yet. 

You persevere and get the chance to “find yourself” and are excited that the opportunity to figure out what happened to your own voice in the middle of life after having been a responsible, mature adult.  When you aren’t trying to fit so much responsibility into  the twenty four hours that we all have to contend with. You get the opportunity to have very little responsibility, sleep in, . . . but you can’t. Because of tempo. And you see on the horizon, this thing, and it stops you in your tracks and stops you from exporting the world around you. It makes it so that the only voice you hear in your head is your own voice telling you that you missed out on studying. Missed out on practicing. And you are so far behind in what you are trying to do. Such a goober. 

So The Virus that ran roughshod over everyone’s plans for you became your opportunity to catch up on all those books you didn’t get to read. Do all the studying you need to succeed, if you can get it all done in the relative to you short time that everyone had to shelter in place. So you pushed hard. Not enough time in the day to dwell on concepts and let them sink in. You still feel stupid and old, and out of sync. People are so edgy and quick to jump to criticism now. Existing closer hate, well, maybe actual hate that instead of reaching out to ask questions, you feel it is safer to think about how, why and what to do next on your own. 

So you pull the plug on being social. You stop sharing your work. Work, as if what you do is worthing of the word work. You know it is but others just look at all the things they see wrong with it. Punctuation, grammar, spelling. You are very glad they aren’t your boss or teacher. You would have been fired or failed in the speed of an atrial fib beat. And you know that all your chosen adjectives are your darlings others want to kill but for the sake of being a pain in retribution to anyone who has ever hurt you, you make the choice to leave them because you are still so mad that your plans to return to your writing room that has been waiting for you to come back with your own voice after having lost it and wandered around trying to find it and out of petrified fear of never ever having it again, pushed yourself to read and take notes on most of the books you have read in the last ten years only to find the damn thing whisper screaming in your heart and soul, being the messenger, to reminding you that your plans to return to your favorite writing chair have been thwarted, again. 

Not in that exact moment, but in the moments that you lay tossing in the shared bed , turning over in your mind all the vile thoughts and feelings you can pounce upon the decider of your fate, while the reason you are in this situation to begin with is snoring on the couch in the other room. The moment when you find yourself again, because you can’t sleep. 

So you sit up and write out the words that are coming, crashing out of your brain, past your conscious faster than your inner voice can enunciate and down out through your fingers. Just like this. 

Damn it all to hell. That was the moment of the break through. At least for this moment, past the grief and frustrated and self shame. Now you are doubly worried that the extra time will cause you to lose it as quickly as your found it. The anger passes and it is still there. Shaky, but there. How the hell do you hold on to that? That part of you that you missed, the emotional compass that in a split second makes you want to rant and rave and cuss, but also walk away from others so that you can let the words tumble out on their own here, where you can come back and read and make notes in a calm and sane mood. Perhaps edit and rewrite a few sentences, and change some order of them to make a much more concise on point piece that others can read while thinking, ‘oh, yeah, I know how she feels. I have felt that way, too.’

Knowing that in this moment of recognition of similarity, we share a moment of understanding and compassion of one another’s hurt feelings. Breathing in the peace of knowing and out the sigh of relieved understanding. 

#raking #selfkindness #vomitonthepage

[lavendertownfreak]

Impidimp Update

I didn’t find an Impidimp, but I DID find and Catch its evolution Morgrem. In related news, I had to stop by a hospital in Hammerlock because the mfer got me with the hair-spear. It hurt like a mother fucker, but was but a flesh wound. Got it checked and left. I’ll be fine, wasn’t even bleeding really, but did need stitches. For reference, fucker stabbed out at me from the brush. Honestly, I respect it.

I’ll now use this opportunity to give a little team update! (Epsilon is being omitted because neither of us have caught them)

My Team:

Suki is still herself. She did get REALLY concerned after I caught the Morgrem though, due to her seeing the wound.

Nature: Quirky

Ability: Filter

Moves: Frost Breath/Psybeam/Teeter Dance/Shadow Ball

Crawler is still a giant sleepyhead. Hell, couple of random trainers we encountered on the way up to the Mushroom Forest commented on how he’s the chillest Drednaw they’ve ever seen! The biggest difference between him before and him now is that he’s the about size of the coffee table back at our place.

Nature: Lax

Ability: Strong Jaw

Moves: Crunch/Razor Shell/Counter/Ice Fang

Brownie is still a joyful little goober. She’s very playful with everyone while still being protective to us (or at least attempting to given how she’s a Rockruff). She still gets on really well with Suki and Crawler, and has really gotten close with Baron.

Nature: Jolly

Ability: Vital Spirit

Moves: Howl/Rock Throw/Mud Slap/Bite

Baron has definitely let up on the edgy loner thing he had going on, though he’s still cautious of newer faces. He’s also still a bit of a dick, but that’s fine.

Nature: Lonely

Ability: Gluttony

Moves: Night Slash/Pin Missile/Counter/Headbutt

Pimple is a greedy little asshole, but like, in a kinda endearing way. They also bites a lot. Trying to get them to stop. (I’m use neutral pronouns for Pimple because I still haven’t gotten around to figuring out their sex, though they don’t seem to mind them so I may just keep referring to Pimple gender neutrally.) They like eating and trying to egg on Baron into fights. I’m also trying to get them to stop doing that.

Nature: Naughty

Ability: Hunger Switch (obviously)

Moves: Bite/Flatter

The new Morgrem I’ve named Gaz Drek. Idk why, just felt like it. I haven’t had Gaz out to much, but he seem like a mischievous and also prideful type. He have definitely shown a habit of lashing out when he gets agitated, which is concerning. Trying to calm his short fuse at least a bit.

Nature: Rash

Ability: Frisk

Moves: Fake Out/False Surrender/Swagger/Sucker Punch

Then there is Vi’s team:

Mari is her usual playful and kind self. She’s very chill (no pun intended). Pretty protective though. She’s also got some fun sass on her. She kinda reminds me of Vi’s sister now that I’ve met her lol.

Nature: Sassy

Ability: Curse Body

Moves: Destiny Bond/Hex/Ice Beam/Will-O-Wisp

Hexed is a little clingy baby. We love him. Mari has basically taken the little dragon under her wing, and it’s really cute! Little guy really likes battling, but isn’t very good at it due to how incredibly baby he is. He’s trying his best!

Nature: Jolly

Ability: Infiltrator

Moves: Curse/Infestation/Quick Attack/Disable

Vi is honestly not the type I’d really expect to pick up a Stonjourner, but alas Stanley is here! Stanley is… honestly the best way I can sum him up is that he’s just… Stanley. He’s definitely friendly, and tries his best to be helpful, but that’s all I can really put into words about Stanley. Honestly, this living pile of rocks kinda radiates himbo energy and I’m here for it.

Nature: Gentle

Ability: Power Spot (obviously)

Moves: Gravity/Rock Slide/Wide Guard/Low Kick

Fun trivia fact! Vi DOES NOT have an actual Rotom Phone! Turns out her “Rotom Phone” was actually one of those Porygon Phones that a wild Rotom decided to take over (we were under the impression it was just a really old model). We figured this out when we had to go to a fuckin shop in… Motostoke I think is the place’s name? The cool steam powered city. Anyway, we had to stop by because her phone was refusing to unlock. When we got there, they employee who helped us very kindly explained the situation, and even let Vi keep the Rotom after catching it to get it out the device. (The problem was that the Rotom apparently took over the unlocking function and completely forgot it did.) So now Vi has Siri the Rotom! He’s a playful (if shy) little guy! Makes me kinda wish I could get the Rotom in my phone (but you know, those Rotoms are technically owned by the phone company…)! So yeah! Rotom! (Siri still usually chills in Vi’s phone.)

Nature: Bashful

Ability: Levitate (obviously)

Moves: Discharge/Hex/Thunder Wave/Synchronoise (Foul Play)

So yeah.

//ooc: Enter the Electric/Psychic Rotom-Com. It's a Porygon Phone, but showing the traces of being under Rotom Control. Unfortunatly, you have to deal with Synchronoise as you move.

#pokemon rp #pokeblogging #Galar Vacation! #pkmn irl #unreality #pokemon irl #pokemon blog #pokemon #mime jr #drednaw #rockruff #galarian linoone #morpeko #morgrem #froslass #dreepy #stonjourner #rotom

[biomic]

gaim gaidens were all over the place

zangetsu gaiden: this was nothing. i will forever remember it as a disappointment bc yuki kubota said there would be a sex scene ("the bed scenes will be very wet") and there was no such scene. in hindsight that was probably someone mistranslating something but it's a mark against the film nonetheless. what else even happened in this

baron gaiden: simultaneously edgy beyond belief and wildly fucking silly. this is also kind of nothing but it was more kaito content for me so i liked it <3 and they also let yutaka kobyashi be a goober onscreen which i will always be grateful for

duke gaiden: this is LESS than nothing. there is truly nothing to gain from watching this film even if you're a diehard ryoma fan. why was this made

knuckle gaiden: CINEMA.

gridon vs bravo: had jounouchi and oren being sweet. gridon powerup. evil girlboss rider. takatora was there. did it need to exist? no. do i love it? yes <3

#kendrix morgan died for our sins #kamen rider for ts

[niconiconwo]

What sucks the most is I can't write serious posts without either being too edgy or sounding like a fucking goober and I have no idea how to stop it lmao