#gonna try answering all my asks?

[covenantofthedeep]

can i call you tonight? ☆

feat. | scaramouche for chiyo bc u asked, just 10 years later summary | seeing scara after a long time :) set in a coffee shop and modern a/n | tfw u havent written in like three months so u forgot ur formatting and also why do u shitpost sm ✨ and also ur formatting is ugly af time to change it but ur too lazy what the fuck sunny. also ps im sorry if this is ooc

scaramouche |

you haven't heard from scaramouche for ages--probably weeks? probably months? honestly, you're trying to forget, you swear, but you really can't. it takes everything in you to not check who it is when the cafe door opens, every single time. 

maybe this time... maybe this time it'll be him, you tell yourself when the bell jingles above the door.

 you used to go to the cafe to work, because at home, it was too loud, crowded with your family. you have your own place now; there's no reason why you stay at the cafe besides the fact that you met him there the very first time.

he had rushed in from the rain, dripping wet, and painfully short, and your heart had jumped. you'd seen him around town, buying various things (he'd taken a clear hankering to unagi chazuke) and walking. you'd watched him as he'd plodded to the cash register, ordering a coffee (black). you hadn't been able to take your eyes off of him as he'd sat down beside you. 

you had scooted your stuff away, which had prompted him to gruffly ask, "is this seat taken?"

"no," you'd replied, closing your laptop and folding your arms over it. "scaramouche, right?"

that had kindled a friendship--and dare you say, even more?--but then one night, he'd left. not a word, not a letter, not anything. just up and left. it had torn a hole in your heart that you tried to fill with too-sweet coffee and running mile after mile, covering stretches of land in the hopes that you'd glimpse his face.

you loathed how you thought about him, how you dreamt up scenarios where he'd walk into the cafe, apologizing for his absence (usually, something had happened to the tsaritsa and he'd had to leave) and sitting down beside you. sometimes, when you hated yourself, you'd imagine him walking in with someone else on his arm.

you lose yourself in your daydream, sipping slowly at your intensely sweet coffee of the day, when someone pulls up a chair across from you. you ignore them and turn up your music, hoping they'll get the hint. can't they tell?? you're lost in your daydream.

three songs play before the other person apparently decides they've had enough and clears their throat. you glance up and a flush washes over your body, background sounds disappearing. your hands tremble a little bit (fucking hell, you want to laugh at yourself) and you can feel a smile tugging at the corners of your lips. you stifle a little laugh. 

you set your tea down, trying to calm your racing heart down, to no avail. he can probably tell how much you'd missed him right on your face. probably it's written right across your forehead: I MISSED YOU SO MUCH I THOUGHT UP AT LEAST 100 SCENARIOS ABOUT YOU COMING BACK.

this is so stupid, you tell yourself, slowly taking off your headphones. "no way," you mutter, "no way you're back."

he spreads his arms out wide, leaning back in his chair, just as he always did. "what can i say? i missed you."

you scoff, but  this time, you can't stop the smile spreading across your face. "i'm mad, just so you know," you tell him, but pull your chair closer to his. "and i have work to do."

"oh," he says. is it just you, or is he a little bit disappointed? huh. maybe he did miss you after all.

"can i call you tonight?" you ask, packing your things up. "i mean--i will. i will call you tonight."

"yes," you hear him call out as you shut the cafe door behind you.

you walk away with a little pep in your step, beaming so wide it hurts your cheeks.

#ik this is written differently from my usual style #sorry guys #ummmm yeah i haven't written in so long but figured why not :] #gonna try answering all my asks? #or mayhap i will just clear my inbox and ask fornew ones lol #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche x you #scaramouche x yn #scaramouche fluff #guys is this angst or fluff #scaramouche fic #scaramouche #kunikuzushi x reader #kunikuzushi x you #kunikuzushi fluff #kunikuzushi x yn

[biblically-accurate-dca]

kill everyone :)

#my art #daycare attendant #sundrop #sunnydrop #dca fandom #the sun violence continues #its funnier when they do it!! #btw im gonna try and answer all my asks soon i promise ;;_;;

[blighted-lights]

do you ship ravage and drift? you draw them a lot and they're always so touchy lol

nah. they're really touchy amicas, tho. probably because im always touchy with my friends and it just kinda rubs off on my art. ravage is my Me character so i do end up giving him traits i have. one of those is being touchy with people he cares about 🤷‍♂️. he's especially touchy with drift as when they were grouped together in the dead end (which is where they met in my brain), ravage spent a lot of hours curled up in drift's car alt with laserbeak and buzzsaw for shelter. that touchy aspect never really left their dynamic.

and besides,

drift/deadlock's candle has always been lit for someone else.

(plus an extra doodle of them)

#ask: anon #tf art #transformers #more than meets the eye #transformers art #maccadams #maccadam #blight rambles #drift | deadlock #drift #ravage #tf ravage #transformers ravage #mtmte #transformwrs idw #not gonna go all out on tags here #my art #good rule of thumb for me is that unless it is specifically tagged as ship then its not ship #not much of a transformers romance person in general #like there are exceptions and i DO enjoy tf ships. i am actively encouraging ppl to ask about em/about my opinions on ur otps #but my rav and drift are amicas #very TOUCHY amicas. i draw them touching a lot bc i think theyd be pretty physically affectionate with one another #they hug. they cuddle. drift carries ravage occasionally. they speak through hand simply just to feel the contact. ravage puts all his #weight on drift on bad pain days. drift does the same for him. its a big part of their dynamic. its the Trust that comes with that touch #theyre sparkbonded to each other as amicas too. like these two cant really get closer. but its not a romantic dynamic 🤷‍♂️ #i cant stop you from seeing it that way and. im not gonna try lol. but anon asked so i figured id answer and talk a bit more about em #idk rambling in the tags

[lesbianoms]

Hhhh I’m in such a gross vorny mood rn… I wanna be treated rougher and meaner than usual, like meat… any pred girls have any raunchy vore fantasies* about me they’d like to share? 🥴

*No gore or disposal talk pls

#I will try to answer all of them today! #then I’m gonna get back to answering general asks that have been in my inbox for a while #v.ore #v0re #vore talk #soft vore #nom’s thoughts #female prey #unwilling prey #well… #“unwilling” #;)

[samuraihighwayman]

….y’all do realize that GBA isn’t just going to tell you how Bastards vs Zombies is going to go right?

Like…?

Theory crafting is one thing (but also you don’t need Geeb to confirm/deny your theory for it to have legitimacy and be fun for you), but some of y’all are just straight up asking him to spoil so much of the intrigue of a series with only 3 parts so far.

Become comfortable in having questions. It is by design that we don’t have answers yet. We’ve barely even started this story.

#if he seems terse it’s probably because people are just streight up asking him for spoilers #like… god damn #it’s a story #stop asking for the end #you’re not meant to he able to figure everything out yet #not even Karmor understands what’s going on #why should we #craft your theories and have your fun but god damn let the man tell his story #bvz is one of my favorite stories but you dont see me trying to get all the answers out of Geeb #and im a PATRON i already have some of the answers from Geeb himself #but not all of them #and im not asking him for more than he’s willing to say #also why would he confirm or deny anything hes already said hes not gonna spoil it #goodboyaudios #good boy audios #gba bastards vs zombies #bastards vs zombies #gba bvz #shut up dismas #vent ig

[buglaur]

#ts4 #sims 4 #hi #daithí lore drop #this is felicity's mom #i have another cute post queued up for tomorrow #abt this guy getting ready to fly off to komorebi #can't wait to catch up on all the dan bc stuff i missed while i was away!!!!< #i wanna get back into posting again #i've been so up the walls these past few weeks #but i'm off rn! #gonna try play some of the legacy soon #i'm really really sorry to my eighty odd asks just sitting there #and my dms i'm so fucking sorry #tomorrow is the day i answer everyone i promise #i've really clammed up recently i need to break that habit #/daithí

[grimalkinmessor]

Hi welcome to my very tired rant

#sapiosexuality #sapiosexual #cognisexual #i am SO. TIRED. #idc if we get rep but i DO care if we get BAD rep im gonna bite hollywood's ankle and shake it in my teeth like a dog #lgbtq+ #my art #grim rants #PSA #i didnt try very hard for the art because im better with words but also i know peeps pay more attention to doodles #so take a bunch of chibi grims have fun #i made this in an hour dont look at me #demisexual #personally im a panromantic sapiosexual #if you have questions plz ask them #i cant promise ill have all the answers bc everyone's experience is different but i will damn well do my best #clown on this post and i will block you so fucking fast your head will spin

[mokeonn]

Before I go to sleep I leave you all with this piece of advice: sometimes you don't actually have to answer big political questions, sometimes you can just say "I am not smart enough to know that, I just know the small things I do to help." Like you can often times completely avoid making a fool of yourself if you just say you don't know.

#simon says #to explain here and not in a reblog: #sometimes when you try to explain big picture solutions you're gonna sound dumb #you might not have done enough research #you might not have a rebuttal to a counter argument #you might not be articulate enough to explain why you think this #sometimes you gotta take a step back and give the simple solution. the one man solution #you do what you can to fight against the problem #you talk to people to help spread awareness and how to fight the bad problem #and you vote and invite others to vote for bigger steps towards solving the problem #like you can talk about theory and how you believe we need to do a huge drastic thing to solve and issue #but people will disagree and argue til you're blue in the face #they'll poke and prod until you mess up or lose your temper and use it against you #and you'll feel dumb and they'll learn nothing #sometimes the best thing to do is step away from the big picture and just say 'idk what the solution is I just know the things I can do“ #sometimes you gotta admit you're not a scientist/expert and you can't answer that #i used this while talking with my Dad tonight #he brought up our climate crisis and space travel as a possible solution #and I said I think that's just addressing the symptom and not the cause and we need to care for our Earth now #and he asked me what solutions I think would fix it #and knowing my incredibly smart Dad who is articulate and ready to throw rebuttles at a moments notice to play devils advocate #and my past experience in struggling in this topic with him before #i just told him I didn't know. all i knew is the little things I can and do do to help #and that hopefully by spreading the word and habits and encouraging others to vote for those bigger solutions I could help make a change #but all I really could do is the little things I have control over #and the topic became much less stressful about the little things we have control over #like planting native plants and recycling and adopting habits that are healthier to our planet #which was 100% more preferable to if I tried to give a big solution. because I would reveal i didn't have all the knowledge needed to argue #and my articulation would make me sound like a stupid kid who only thinks they know what's best #so yeah I basically suggest that if you dont wanna feel like shit after debating someone just step away from the big picture for a moment

[bonefall]

now these are bones opinions and ive only seen like 3 episodes of naruto before i got bored but i gotta say: it IS weird that the show puts SO much emphasis on naruto coming from nothing and then makes his dad like, the ninja-president cause it feels like naruto is only impoverished bc the narrative needs to LOOK like it's important that he's in poverty

Smarter, more Naruto-centric blogs have discussed this odd retcon than I, but Nonny... let me just give you a sampler of how weird the retcon was.

(ALL of this is a retcon btw. We learn nearly everything about Naruto's lineage in one fell swoop.)

We find out that Naruto is actually the son of Kushina Uzumaki and Minato Namikaze.

Kushina Uzumaki is one of the last known members of a super powerful bloodline who was renowed for being special vessels of "Tailed Beasts."

Not only are Uzumakis powerful and renowed, Kushina being a survivor of the collapse of a nation, but any other Vessel who lets lose a tailed beast out of their body typically dies. (Unless you're gaara, then ur protected by being a main character)

She was known as the newest vessel of the Nine-Tailed Fox, which is basically like Konoha's very important nuclear warhead. Having a nuclear warhead is a major political consideration for ALL nations as a deterrant against invasion.

Minato, meanwhile, was the Hokage. President Dictator of Konoha.

These Are Both Well Known People. These Are Political Figureheads.

And also Kushina and Sasuke's mother were personal friends. Sasuke's mom was aware her friend was pregnant.

But when a Vessel gives birth is apparently becomes a moment of weakness during which the Tailed Beast can pop out. They take precautions, but You Can't Thwart Stage One

Nine-Tailed Fox kills a bunch of people in its rampage and Minato seals the beastie into a baby before dying (this part is not a retcon this is established from like the 1st chapter)

But it turns out that actually Minato and Kushina did it together and put the beastie into THEIR OWN baby.

But this makes NO sense in hindsight... like, at all.

His last name is Uzumaki and NO ONE KNEW?

He NEVER LEARNED what an Uzumaki is?

He looks JUST like Minato, too, spitting image. And no one knows.

THE PREVIOUS DICTATOR PRESIDENT

In spite of it being KNOWN that Minato was married to the previous Nuclear Warhead Holder.

This one shows up with a Nuclear Warhead of his own and no one puts two and two together

Sasuke's Mom also never approaches the very obvious child of her friend. Only person in the whole village with her last name. Born around the same time that her pregnant friend vanished.

Making Tailed Beasts into Nuclear Warheads was also a mistake because why the hell is no one trying to kidnap this unwanted WEAPON if having and using them is a major political consideration???

But no we gotta make Naruto the specialist boy to have ever been born and he's so amazing and perfect and always destined for greatness because of his birth. Who cares how little sense it actually makes.

It's like Kishimoto wanted to have his cake and eat it too; have Naruto both come from poverty and humble beginnings, but also have been the chosen one all along who was always going to become the big damn hero. Frustrating.

#Animeposting #Naruto Field Trip #I'm gonna try and curb how many of the naruto asks I answer sorry all who have been inundated fjdbfjd #This remains a cat blog. In spite of my sleeper cell activating #If you send asks over at Bonebabbles it's more likely I'll answer non-WC asks

[taikanyohou]

there's an alternate reality where this vegas:

and this pete:

most definitely fuck.

#i have a scenario in my head where the bodyguard disperse to find porsche and as vegas is heading out back to main foyer area #he bumps into pete and pete just looks at him with disgust and knows vegas is Upto Some Shit and porsche disappearing is bc of him #and vegas who's already Mad does not need pete to be looking at him like that so he spits out a 'what the fuck are you staring at?' #and pete just cuts to the chase and asks vegas 'where the fuck is he i know you're upto some shit.' and vegas just smirks and says 'who?' #whilst he steps closer to him until he's trapped pete up against a wall and leans into his ear and says 'who pete?' #and pete spits back in vegas' face how 'i know you've got your eyes on him. don't think i haven't been watching your every move.' #and at first it feels like a bucket of ice water has been thrown on vegas but then he composes himself and says #'why? are you jealous?' at which pete just scoffs. and then vegas tries again and says 'or do you like what you see? the thrill of it? #eyeing me just to see what i do next?' #and pete doesnt respond. just bites the inside of his cheek. bc there is a thrill to it #but he is not gonna give vegas the satisfaction. and yet all vegas has to do is look at pete as he clenches his jaw and he gets his answer #and then vegas just rakes his eyes all over pete's body and says 'you've never looked so good'. #and pete isnt gonna get distracted by the fact that vegas of all people is telling him this. so he asks again 'where is he?' #and vegas just tuts and steps even closer and presses their bodies together and says 'fuck him. i'm talking about us. #stop being so fucking good all the time pete. doesnt it get tiring?' #and pete's trying to stay focused on the task at hand here and he knows exactly what vegas is doing as vegas carries on saying #'don't you wanna be bad sometimes pete? what if i let you be that with me? no one has to know.' #and the invitation sounds so tempting. the prospect of it. that he should be with kinn doing his job but instead he's fucking his cousin #and just being the centre of attention for once. being vegas' centre of attention .... it makes pete's toes curl. #and vegas glances down at pete's mouth that's fallen slightly open. and its so pretty. so pretty that he has to touch it. and as he does #pete opens his mouth wider and vegas runs his thumb along pete's entire bottom lip. and he can feel pete breathing hard. #'you want this.' vegas says. 'look how you open up your mouth for me so pretty to have more.' #and now vegas is calling him pretty too and pete's resolve is breaking brick by brick until he moans when vegas wraps his hand around his #throat and vegas says 'i wanna taint you so bad that you'd have to wear this to cover the bruises on your neck. and the next time i see you #i'd do it all over again.' and pete asks in a barely there voice 'next time?' and vegas smirks and leans into pete's ear and says #'if its what you want. because i do. i wanna see you be bad for me. just for me. i want you to come to me only. for me only.' #and then vegas bites down on the skin there making pete clutch onto vegas' blazer and as divine as vegas looks pete wants to rip it off. #and just as he's about to do something about it vegas steps back leaving pete's arm mid air. and pete hates that. and vegas sees it all #over his face and says 'what do you say pete? you either leave with me right now or you can go back and be the good little boy they think #you are.' and vegas holds out his hand. and no one's ever treated pete like this before. so he takes it. and lets vegas take him.

[hystericfae]

In my entire life I've never met one person with my moms name, wouldn't even know this name existed if it weren't for her being named it. No one else seems to even understand her name when I tell it to them, and then I randomly found a blog with the same name as her and idk what to do anymore

#chloe shush #I kept trying to ask my grandma why my mom's name is the name it is too and she like #gives me 10 different stories that don't answer my question AT all #maybe I'm gonna ask again and be firm about the question I'm asking #cause I didn't think it was easy to miss the very blunt why is my moms name **** #but somehow she managed to do it 3 times

[mattodore]

...okay so the b&a of this edit looks a lot less impressive than i thought it would

#i sunk like five hours into this edit all together i think... how......... like where did all that time go......... #well. skdfjnhdkjfhksdgghdfjknghkjndfkhdfkjhdknjfgh #river dipping #ts4 #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #a burning house to live in #echthroi #ykw is so funny..................... i already have three other screenshots i want to edit 🧍 #i just really love the way their sims look when they're in their thirties and the lighting in this room is so gorgeous #BUT! i'm gonna save that for later. rn i'm just gonna scroll and post some drafted reblogs and then read #i seriously used like all of my free time yesterday messing around in photoshop......... today i'm just gonna do next to nothing #<- person who knows they're incapable of not looking at their ocs every few hours <- i am definitely going to end up in photoshop again #anyway............................ good morning!!!!!!!! <333 i'm so happy i finally answered that ask last night like!! i'm really trying #to be more timely with my responses to people!! that said... i'm definitely behind on my activity again #and i still have mentions i wanted to reply to from last month. eek. #listen........................... Avoidant personality disorder (AVPD) is a mental health condition that involves chronic feelings of #inadequacy and extreme sensitivity to criticism. People with AVPD would like to interact with others #but they tend to avoid social interactions due to their intense fear of rejection. #thank you cleveland clinic definition of avpd <3

[b1mbodoll]

repeating “jealousy is a disease get well soon bitch” in my head every time i block rude anons and delete hatemail so i can try to brush it off but i am not ur strongest soldier so can you all stop being mean 🩷 please

#♡.gabi barks #im okay i prommy (im crying rn) #like omg seriously what did i do!!!!! i dont do anything but mind my fucking business!!!! and talk to my precious little friends!!!!!! but #apparently i cant even do that bc no matter what i always get meanies in my inbox 🤞 #like im seriously not doing anything i just came back and im already receiving asks telling me to kms and deactivate like do yall realize #im a person too.. like im literally real and i have feelings and im not a complete ditz #like what is so hard about treating people with kindness!!!! #ive spent all morning blocking mean anons and deleting asks and trying to brush off the mean words i see and receive and it hurts!!!! #im just a girl #if u send hate or tslk meanly to or about me im assuming ur a LEWSER and have no life bc i dont even do anything fr!!!!! im coolin!!!!! #i was gonna post this with the jealousy is a disease get well soon girl meme but i couldnt find it #anyway im fine!!!! (as im actively texting my therapist) #no bc im so upset and so angry WHAT AM I DOING WRONG #what am i doing to deserve this like please give me a valid answer so i can fix it im so tired of being sad and mistreated and bullied :( #i know i promised i was gna try to be more active but my little heart is so heavy and sad

[raiiny-bay]

dusty's camera roll <3

#ts4 #simblr #ts4 edit #ts4 render #sims 4 #myedits #dhestyn #kelly #hello. i present to you all: my sons. my boys. #you may look at them. #thank u. #ok that's it #i'm gonna try to answer asks when i wake up #i've been sitting on some for at least a month now...... sorry.............

[becca-e-barnes]

'Especially when the only thought in my head was something really filthy with Lee' would you be so kind of as to share said filthy thought? (also ily and I hope your head is feeling better!!) -🍑 anon

I totally forgot to elaborate on this!! And my head is feeling so much better now, thank you honey! Gonna try to keep it really far away from the kitchen ceiling from now on 💗

I’d been thinking about innocent reader maybe going out of town on vacation or something?  Maybe by this stage, Lee has got to her a bit.  She’s more corrupted than she was but she’s still got that sweet innocent look that has Lee’s cock twitching.

When you come back to town, Lee can hardly keep his hands to himself.  He’s missed everything about you so badly. He’s missed the taste and feel of your body, he’s missed the grip of your warm wet cunt fluttering around him and God he’s missed your sweet little moans.  His fist just can’t compare.  Getting himself off twice a day isn’t even enough to satisfy him when he’s getting off to thoughts of you.

As soon as he has you alone, he’s kissing you hungrily, too wound up to be gentle.  “Ya miss me, sugar?”  He pants against your neck as he covers it in kisses, biting at the skin and letting his soft tummy bump against you, pressing you back against the bed.

“Missed you so much, Daddy.”  You whisper, letting yourself fall onto the mattress with a soft moan but he just puts it down to the fact it’s been so long.

“Missed you too, sweetheart.  Thought about ya a whole lot, ya know that?”  He smirks, a hand landing on each of your knees, pulling them apart.  His thick fingers trail against you the way they always do, making sure you keep his strict ‘no panties’ rule.  He hums in satisfaction at your obedience, marvelling in the fact you’re so wet already but working his finger into your slick little hole is far more difficult than it’s ever been.

The look of confusion on his face only lasts a few seconds before his eyes widen, his fingers drifting lower and meeting the cool base of something metal.

“What the fuck…?”  He questions softly, gripping your body roughly and flipping you onto your front with your ass in the air, almost as if you weigh nothing.

Your little skirt is flipped up, exposing the circular base of the plug that’s nestled beautifully between your asscheeks.

“Daddy’s girl.”  He reads, his head practically spinning.  He’s never been this hard before in his damn life.  He almost thinks he’s going to blow a load in his pants and not even make it inside you.

“You like it, daddy?”  You smirk, looking over your shoulder while wiggling your ass teasingly.  You feel a firm spank to your left ass cheek and you hear Lee groan, mesmerised by the jiggle.  

“Holy fuck, sweetheart.  You’re gonna be the death of me, ya know that?”  His eyes haven’t left the base of the plug and they still don’t shift as he undoes his belt.  “Spoilt for fuckin’ choice, darlin’.  Do I take this little thing out and really fill your asshole?  Or do I force myself into your pussy while that thing stretches your ass out.  Bet you’ll be tighter than I ever fuckin’ felt before.”  

His fingers tap gently on the base of the plug, making you clench around it and God, you’re so full already you can’t even imagine how Lee could fit inside you too.  You keep yourself propped up on one elbow, still looking back at him as you bring a hand between your legs, letting two fingers circle your clit.  “Whatever you want, daddy.  ‘M all yours, you know that.”  

He swears he’s going to lose it just from watching you.  His fingertips press into your sopping pussy, testing how much give he’s working with while he strokes his cock a little too frantically.

“Sweet little thing like you, spread out ’n waitin’ to get your asshole fucked.  How could I say no to that?”

#asks answered <3 #🍑 anon #becca writes spice #lee bodecker x innocent reader #lee bodecker x reader #lee bodecker smut #look... I won't apologise for what lee does to me #I adore that man in a very fucked up kind of way #I'm going to go throw some very heavy weights around my garage #and try to distract myself from my DEATHLY FRUSTRATION this week #idk what it is with me rn #I bought some gorgeous black lace underwear a while back #and then I went on a trip and forgot all about it #and I tried it on this morning and thought 'wow this is fucking gorgeous... no one is gonna see it though' #and then got dressed for work and felt sad #fuck my life #really want a juicy tracksuit??

[blindmagdalena]

having one of those days where i just have zero confidence in any of my creative endeavors OTL

#i know i’m just sick and hormonal but god #can my brain chill #i’m gonna try and answer some asks i’m sorry im so behind on it y’all #i still appreciate and love u all very much