#its funnier when they do it!!

[biblically-accurate-dca]

kill everyone :)

#my art #daycare attendant #sundrop #sunnydrop #dca fandom #the sun violence continues #its funnier when they do it!! #btw im gonna try and answer all my asks soon i promise ;;_;;

[fure-dcmk]

stupid kaiheishin dynamic

#even funnier in my head if its in platonic context where shinichi gets possessive and prissy when kid touches any of his things #kaito is just a masochistic bastard that cant help but poke the hornet's nest #nothing to do with m27 btw #kaiheishin #heishin #kaihei #dcmk #my art #hattori heiji

[moeblob]

So does he, Gallagher.

#honkai star rail #hsr blade #gallagher #i based this off of how many times i used funny soda man to help be a healer with his poppin soda pop in SU #and then blade constantly just being blade as usual #its normally him saying unnecessary to my actual healer but #i kept forgetting gallagher heals and i kept healing when i didnt even need to so TECHNICALLY yeah it was unnecessary #but the amount of times blade was the recipient...... #i cant use like most of my newer units in story bc i cant ascend or i run out of leveling mats so i just #get them and toss them into simulated universe for funsies cause i can match their levels better #so thats where i tossed gallagher and he is genuinely fun to play as ? like i love his punches and kicks to start the battle #funny soda man is funny (to me) and im really behind in plot still #but last time i tried to play it on my laptop and got a kickass cutscene my laptop lagged and i couldnt even see it RIP to me #so now that its like ... me trying to play it on desktop ? #i mostly get on desktop for comms and if i do much else i feel like im slacking off even if i would take a break anyway #one day i can play more story plot stuff and actually meet the funny guys #also in case you know me for Not Having Boys in HSR i need to point out #i did pull Gallagher however same 10 pull got a 4 star girl copy for someone i never use and she is at e4 now cool #and i didnt even think of the irony as i started this i just like drawing blade and i wanted to draw gallagher #so when i already had the dialogue planned and am drawing i was like OH WAIT haha im funnier than i thought #(no i am not but we can pretend)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Round and round, In circles we go.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #I re-worked this one so many times and it honestly could have had a few more re-dos #Desperately reminding myself that the point of all this is to create and move on and not obsess over little things #As I also have to recon the fact wwx's hands are untied for one panel as ...uh...its a mental projection. An abstraction of despair #Or that I really should have written 'get caught idiot' for a funnier text line. #Anyways! Don't think about that and instead think about how cute lwj is as he gets his zoomies out around the room. #Even the oldest dog will bounce and wag when playing with their favourite person.... #More thoughts on wwx's crisis in tomorrow's upload for I am too sleepy to think right now

[sapyarel]

She should've been more clear

#it was funnier in my head #the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc caine #tadc pomni #tadc fanart #tadc comic #funny comic #caine #pomni #tadc showtime #i guess? #im sorry i still can't do backgrounds #also if they look kinda different on each page its cause i stopped and came back to it later lol #idk what else to tag #ha its so funny when people put random side thoughts into the tags i love it #i love these two so much #yes i do have better things to do but idc

[steakout-05]

i love how i'll get fixated on a character and then start saying shit like "awww he's such a lil guy! a lil fella!!" when the "lil guy" in question is a grown 30-40 year old man with visible facial hair and wrinkles and pores

for example: peppino spaghetti

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #like. why do i do this. #he is LITERALLY a grown 40 year old italian man and i'm just here like ''aww he's such a cute lil guy'' #he's almost old enough to be my DAD what am i doing #but also he really is just a silly cute little guy sometimes #have you seen the way this man smiles its precious #it's even funnier when you remember peppino looked even OLDER and wrinklier in mcpig's super old drawings of him #like pizza tower peppino is pretty much just a woobified version of his OG form #which was literally just some schlubby wrinkly old italian dude and i love that #i love how weirdly enlarged his other eye is in this image #it looks kinda strange but also that's literally just what peppino looks like

[askblueandviolet]

Who’s the cat-person & dog-person between you two?

Also.. *slowly shoves coffee pudding in front of you* :3

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#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lmk fanart #lmk mayor #monkie kid mayor #monkie kid macaque #lmk macaque #blue and violet #I always find this question really funny because Macaque is in fact a monkey physically AND mentally #begone (black) cat/dog person Macaque claims- this man is a monkey through and through #I think its even funnier to think about how Macaque doesn't even really like cats (evidence: Baihe's cat) he just tolerates them #Mayor on the other hand is definitely a dog person #spiritually and mentally at least #I swear to god they will run after anything you throw at them and woll go through hell and high water to grab it #and they are incredibly loyal and can be scary when they want to be #coffee pudding's side effects on Mayor will happen off screen #as much as I would love to draw their hyperactiveness I do not wish to burden you all with such horrors

[suffarustuffaru]

hi i made a tier list of how homophobic rezero characters are

hello in the spirit of valentine's day and the very welcoming community here on rezero tumblr i decided to make this with the help of my lovely mutuals.

#anyway heres some fun little explanations if youd like to read: #otto has. so much internalized shit going on i dont even know where to begin. not as severe as like subaru fr and def not in the same way a #whatevers happening with ferris but like by the time u get to arc 8 hes a total shitshow LJSLDKF #like ottos. transphobic. canonically. with natsumi schwartz. and then hes def got More going on bc his attachment style is soo.... #wilhelm and heinkel i think would def be homophobic outside of reinhard/reinhard related things but its funnier to describe it like that ok #and either way the main target of their homophobia is gonna be reinhard LMAO #oni elders suck ok. theyd all be homophobic #rams got a strong case of comphet rn but when she doesnt have comphet shes chillin with subarus gf and having wlw mlm hostility with subaru #and otto. the entire judges your taste tier is all insane teen girls or frufoo and patrasche (who DEFINITELY judge otto and subarus taste) #frufoo patrasche are like that one reddit post about that one guys dog being homophobic after seeing their owner get topped in gay sex #also als in that tier bc al. #alcor is technically subaru but he gets to be a tier lower than subaru bc. hes also not technically subaru its very complicated but #at least he doesnt have the entire boy drama subaru has LSJDF #reids iconic line is the ones where he calls julisuba boyfriends u know. its extremely iconic. #a dear mutual of mine has informed me tivey is in lol ok while his triplet siblings wouldnt know what being gay is which LKJDSLFSD thats #fucking funny i had to do it #id argue satella is in lol ok bc she lets subaru do almost anything ok. this includes being terribly into men. she knows shes got his heart #either way. and also elsa dont care unless it affects how ur guts taste #rems reaction is gonna be lol ok unless its subaru coming out to her. then shes gonna have some Mixed Feelings #rezero #re:zero #i forgot to add but u could def argue garf knows what being gay is bc his two older brothers are just Like That #but also neither of his brothers would be caught dead explaining what being gay is to him

[pocketramblr]

Absolutely love your writing for all the AU/5 headcanons asks. Can I ask: AU where Rei cheats on Endeavor with All Might? It happens after AM's injury, so she doesn't recognize him, and he ofc doesn't know that she's married in the first place, much less to whom

you make this very difficult for me by giving me a window of 6 and half years for them to have an affair and for every single moment of that window, Rei is institutionalized. how am i supposed to get them to meet, much less take their clothes off. ok. think. there are other fic writers who specialize in this kind of thing, surely. what would they do....

1- ok so. The fire alarm at the hospital goes off. Rei doesn't know if it's a drill or not, but she's been there for seven years and generally does not need a lot of support during something like this like other patients do, so the nurses wave her out and she stands around outside a bit waiting for the fire alarm to stop and them to go back in. (It isn't a drill, they wouldn't have evacuated everyone if it was, but Rei is on the other side of the building and facing away from seeing any smoke) (This smoke is from a villain attack that All Might is taking care of, though he's only got seconds left of his power to use that day. he quickly rushes off, deflating and stumbling out on the other side of the hospital. Where Rei is.)

2- Rei is like "huh that guy doesnt seem to be in good shape" and kinda waves attention at him, and a nurse who's passing out water to patients and keeping an eye on the road gives Toshinori some too, getting more concerned when he dazedly answers that he's All Might and coughs up blood, but the nurse figures he's concussed since he smells of smoke and must have been closer to the fight, and is just reeling from being able to see the number one hero in person. Then they get distracted and wave Toshi to wait nearby, where Rei offers to chill his water and asks if he's alright, if he breathed in any smoke.

3- They chat and then go back into the hospital as it's un-evacuated together, Rei hanging out in the lobby where he sits as the hospital staff focus on getting everyone else back to their rooms. It pays to be low priority sometimes. Eventually she tells him her name is Rei and that she's in room K18, if he ever wants to visit or call. She doesn't get to talk to anyone except doctors, family visitors, or other paitients, and most of them don't stay nearly as long as she does. It's been seven years, and she's very lonely. Toshinori is lonely too, and when he's out of time for a day and feeling useless with nothing to do, he likes to talk to a friend.

4- Rei has been in the hospital for eight years when it gets physical. At that point, Toshinori knows a bit about her family. She has kids, mentions visits from a son and daughter, and then quietly mentioned when her son turned seventeen- her daughter's already twenty. She's been there for so much of their lives. He asks if she's married, and she admits she isn't sure how to file for divorce in a hospital like she is, if she even can, if she wants to because she'd lose custody, if it matters when she's not raising them anyway. He doesn't ask much more, knows there is a dead child and a baby she says isn't safe with her there. Toshinori never called Nana 'mom' to her face while she was alive, and had a reason for it, and has a similar reason for not asking more, not asking for the other names when he gets Fuyumi and Natsuo's. Yes, the doctors and nurses all know Rei has a boyfriend who visits. they don't say anything. who would they even tell, anyway. I debated the humor of reusing the bit from candlelight shoto that Toshi and Rei could have a kid with a fire quirk, but yeah here? Rei ain't getting pregnant, absolutely not.

5- When Natsuo turns eighteen, Rei does actually file for divorce, or at least tries to get the ball rolling on that. Toshinori's trusted her that her marriage is over in all but name, but he's more at ease with it ended fully. Fuyumi is crushed but burying it all deep inside. Natsuo is like 'what are you talking about. divorce is the most normal possible outcome here.' But anyway, Rei also begins to bring up being discharged- something she never bothered with earlier, when it seemed like she'd never be able to go home while Shoto was there, and never would want to go back anyway. (Her parents are absolutely not an option either so where would she go once discharged? the hospital was her only security.) Toshinori then tells her at this point about his diagnosis, that he's supposed to be terminal, in a way. He doesn't have a lot of time he can give her. Rei says that's ok, she'll take what she can get. She moves in. Fuyumi still goes out to eat with her once a week, though Rei doesn't say she's moved in with a boyfriend, just says she's in a safe place and it's not Fuyumi's job to worry about it, please, let her do that, relax, be her daughter instead of a mother. Natsuo adds her to his cellphone plan and gets her one. Rei doesn't tell Toshinori her ex's identity. Toshinori doesn't tell her about OfA, though she does know he's mentoring a student for heroics and is very proud of him. (Toshinori is a secretary at Might Tower, he's a great mentor. Oh huh, he got a job position at UA at the same time as All Might, she wonders if they carpool.)

+1- OK THE REVEAL so the reveal is. Toshinori gets home from the SF. And Rei almost knocks him out by the door, eyes wide and panicked, asking if he's ok, if Shoto's ok. Toshinori is like "... young todoroki? yeah he's alright? i know his fight with young bakugo looked bad but- Rei???" And that's when it all clicks for him, he's having dozens of horrible realizations at once, all while Rei weeps over her youngest. Toshinori's been a hero for a very, very long time. He's felt hopeless, before. But even then, he's known what needs to be done, he just isn't able to do it. But now? he's at a complete loss with no idea what he should do.

#quick poll here. um. do we think shoto knows his parents are divorced #because i mean theres a lot of things he doesnt know about his family that he should #its not like they're really talking at that point #on the other hand. would enji have told him out of frustration for him clinging to his ice when rei left them? #basically. which one is funnier #Shoto going 'mom divorced you??? OH HELL YEAH GOOD FOR HER IM ONLY USING ICE TO CELEBRATE THAT i mean i know she hates me sure she should. #as long as she isn't tied to YOU anymore either we are going down hand in unlovable hand old man!!!' #or #shoto having no idea of the divorce and so when the truth comes out #either from toshinori or rei #hes like 'HELL YEAH YOUVE BEEN CHEATING ON DAD WITH ALL MIGHT???? HIGH FIVE MOM THATS THE BEST POSSIBLE REVENGE DABI WISHES HE'D #ORCHESTRATED THIS BUT HE NEVER HAD THE CREATIVITY TO!!! wait what do you mean its not cheating anymore because youre divorced' #these tags are funny because wow theres a lot of yikes and heavy stuff in the main post. ah ha ha. ah. #pocket talks to people #ask game #anon

[sonknuxadow]

hope you all know that i cant really see sonic entering a conventional romantic relationship not even in the future and that whenever i say i like a pairing involving him i mean in it a vaguely aromantic way. ok thats all

#he just likes kissing his rivals for fun sometimes. its not that deep #that or i mean it as just entirely one sided on the other characters end #or maybe i like both takes but the one im going with varies depending on whats funnier or cuter to me in the moment #like for example sonknux is my favorite ship and a lot of the time i do view it as mutual to some degree #but i also like it one sided because its funny. especially if its knuckles head over heels in love with sonic who is completely unaware #hes not staring at the moon and thinking about him. if you even care. #comedic potential is very important when it comes to ships if theyre not funny then literally whats the point

[milkbreadtoast]

god I love how silly the TWSB webtoon makes Jesse.... like he's already silly in the novel but the webtoon just cranks it up to 11 😭😭😭 like even when theyre just following the plot and jesse's not even doing/thinking anything that funny they use this opportunity to make him look extremely dorky... i lose my mind at these panels like they didnt have to do any of this but they did😭

and the funny thing is jesse's the one narrating in the novel so he doesnt know what he looks like.... SO HE COULD ACTUALLY BE LOOKING THIS STUPID AND BRO JUST HAS NO IDEA😭😭😭🤭

#twsb #when the third wheel strikes back #jung yeseo #jesse venetiaan #jung yeseo i love u sm #I LOVE THE WEBTOON SM FOR THIS INTERPRETATION LMAOO😭😭 #dorky ass prince....... #makes it even funnier that this is the guy cedric is head over heels for🤭 #also even tho the webtoon makes him so silly they still do a rly good job of #adapting his serious + deep + kind sides... like they do justice to his chara #its just this makes him more gap moe to me PVBTBT🤭 like again hes already silly in the webnovel so its not ooc #webtoon spoilers ig

[scimitar-and-longsword]

I'm not saying you should also go bug Netflix.... But you COULD if you wanted to...

#the old guard #2 old 2 guard #lolo rambles #do i know that this movie has a working title that will probably end up being its actual title when/if its ever released? #yeah sure #but 2 old 2 guard is funnier!

[scificrows]

I scrolled through a reddit AMA with Martha Wells and someone asked what show from our world Murderbot would re-watch to calm down and she said The Great British Baking Show!!!!!

Now I am in desperate need of art of Murderbot with a chef's hat and a silly apron in ART's galley covered in flour and cursing next to a failure of a Tarte Tatin or whatever, because turns out that when you have never even touched a food item in your life, baking is WAY less relaxing than watching a show about baking.

#i'm CRYING i want to watch bake off with murderbot!!!! #the murderbot diaries #murderbot #asshole research transport #𓄿 #idek #at least I often catch myself thinking “well that can't be THAT difficult can it” watching Bake Off #when in reality i HATE baking because you have to follow the stupid recipe so meitculously #no room for creativity or a little Fun #and I am careless and IMPATIENT #so i feel like murderbot might foolishly think it should try it too?? #still thinking about ART and cooking so I wonder if ART would be able to help? #making sure the oven is at the PERFECT temperature or whatever? #but like #doesn't #and if it was either told VERY explicitly to shut up and let Murderbot do its thing #or if it just thinks its funnier to watch #idkkkkkk #would any of the crew try to console murderbot by taking a bite of its horrid creation #and insisting that it's really not THAT bad?? #until ART puts a stop to it #worried about its crew member's life or something #god #i really have murderbot brainrot rn

[palebluebirdcomputer]

Vengeance of the Moon Knight theory

#following the theories about moon knight gaining godhood in a way similar to stained glass scarlet #moon knight #moon knight comics #vengeance of the moon knight #anyway #GET HIM!!! GET HIM!!! DO NOT LET THAT BASTARD GET AWAY!! #i love the new moon knight he seems like such an asshole and if he truly believes he is marc spector (and the theory is true) #then it is only going to be funnier and more tragic to see him hit an inevitable identity crisis when he realizes what he is. #i want to see the midnight mission chase him down and make him realize he is a shallow image of the man they knew. #and also for them to get him to stop being such a dick. #no idea if marc is somewhere in there #or if its just that marc's public persona has come to life and is literally just tearing up the place now. #either way it'd be a really fun way for the plot to go.

[mxrtified777]

holy shit seeing everyone go batshit crazy over Chris in the new chapter is HYSTERICAL

I can already see people jumping on the Chris Sucks train because (before the edit was made) Chris doing a favor for felix definitely feels like a slap in the face for Isaac (and for Isaac it probably will be! Even if he doesn't remember mentioning Felix by name, he's probably gonna be pissed (or at least roll his eyes really hard) but people I am begging you to remember that 1) Isaac was not a great friend either. Hell, he's not even doing a great job at being a good friend to Drew right now. There's plenty of reasons for why he acts like this, his past friends, for example; he does seem to have a classic case of attachment issues, and those are sympathizable reasons! But he's still acting kind of like a dick, and he was also kind of a dick while hanging out with Chris. 2) Yes, Chris is flighty and also was not a great friend to Isaac, he's got his own list of problems for sure; BUT if he was not happy in the relationship he had with Isaac, he has every right to leave that relationship! It doesn't matter if it'll hurt Isaacs feelings because of his past. He's not obligated to be friends with anyone he doesn't want to be friends with. Was slowly ignoring him more and more as time went on a shitty way of going about breaking off their friendship? Definitely, 100%. Is Isaac also allowed to be hurt by this? Absolutely, I don't see why he wouldn't be; but they're BOTH in the wrong to some degree.

TL;DR - Both Chris and Isaac fucked up their friendship, Chris is not wholly a shitty person for it and Isaac is not wholly a victim just because this isn't the first time this has happened to him. Teenagers are Assholes, shocking!

extra note: this is not a drama post, nor am i targeting anyone specifically! i obviously can't change how you view or portray a character, do whatever you want forever, etc etc.

#please read under the cut. i have Opinions #i understand being sympathy-blinded for isaac but i promise you he is more of a little shit than chris is #my god. i also face palmed when i watched him get bribed by food once again. honey you cant keep doing this #(but its way funnier if he does) #chris you motherfucking doormat. i love him #stfu chris #ibvs #ibvs spoilers #kind of

[redstonedust]

Wait, you stopped swearing? How? How. Please. Share your secrets.

i just be doin things sometimes

#asks #i do break it sometimes. mostly when its VERY funny to do so #ie. ''youre from f-ing massechusetts?'' is 20x funnier coming from the friend who doesnt swear much