#goncharov is so real for this

[mwagneto]

i firmly believe the ideal way to consume media is by looking at tumblr posts about it (breaking bad, american psycho, supernatural etc) but never actually watching it, which means Goncharov (1973) is absolutely perfect for this website

#also the way noone can agree on anything except the homosexuality is so real #goncharov #goncharov 1973 #unreality

[vanwizard]

okay i will admit i enjoyed these three in the like. one scene they were actually all on screen together.

sofia voice shut up and get the fuck out goncharov, i’m gonna fuck your wife now.

#'sofia played an objectively small part in the film' SHE PLAYED AN OBJECTIVELY LARGE PART IN MY HEART. #i was going to make a post earlier today being like if i make goncharov fanart will you guys be mad at me but then i was like. oh well :) #goncharov (1973) #goncharov #katya goncharov #myart #unreality #okay goncharov spoilers --> #this is so funny to me. i woke up this morning and genuinely had a second wehere i was like. did people find out the shoe movie was #like. real??? or something??? but i like that we're just doing a collective hallucination instead it's fun. #it made me excited to draw something for a nonexistent movie. #irregardless though. #i tagged the original goncharov post also with 'goncharov' (i cant believe how many times ive typed that word lmao) #so if anyone is confused/wants to see the origin of the meme it's there. fake movie. #people are making stuff up about it but posting like it's real.

[rythyme]

"please tell me the omegaverse show is another joke like the thai goncharov remake" my brother in christ the "goncharov remake" was real too

#something something cassandra of troy #pit babe the series #pit babe #omegaverse #goncharov #kinnporsche #lgbt drama #thai drama #god that's a lot of improbably related tags #pbts #100 #theo.txt #this is not unreality btw. the only thing that's unreality is goncharov. #the ''goncharov remake'' is referring to a thai bl show that truly does exist #(but is not actually a remake of goncharov bc goncharov is not real) #it just happens to be about gay mobsters so ppl drew the parallels #500 #1k

[ace-and-ranty]

My one contribution to the Goncharov Phenomena is, I’ve seen people comment on how Tumblr only managed to have a nuanced conversation about a piece of media when the piece of media doesn’t exist, but...

I can’t help but think. It just isn’t the same people.

The people who bother to make memes examining the complexity of Goncharov are the same people who enjoy examining the complexity of actual media, who have been here doing that forever, who already knew how to handle a subtle take.

It’s just that the people who would usually come crashing in and derail the whole thing aren’t saying anything, because, well, faking nuanced interpretation is fun for its own sake, but faking moral outrage isn’t. 

I don’t think it’s so much that Tumblr finally learned how to handle a nuanced take, I think it’s more that the fakeness of Goncharov automatically filters out people who can’t  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#Goncharov #my one hot take in all of this #not tagging this as unreality because #I'm discussing how Goncharov is fake #not pretending it's real #so I don't want to confuse people by tagging it 'unreality' #LOL I hope that made sense #it's starting to sound a bit like that Friends bit #'They don't know we know that they know!'

[fallout-lou-begas]

i'm fascinated by a possible deeper meaning of the goncharov meme where years of fatigue and resentment for shitty fandom-bait blockbusters, support for martin scorsese following the attempts of marvel bootlickers to turn him into a bogeyman after he criticized them very accurately one time, the gradual reclamation of "film bro" cinema on this website (an effort led in my anecdotes primarily by trans mascs who get #gender from robert de niro), and years worth of blueprints for discourse and bickering over reducing artistically deep media to ship-bait have coalesced into this exact moment where we are basically desperate to manifest a brand new early-career marty movie into existence like a tulpa

#(even though as some have pointed out; the subject matter of this movie seems more appropriate for his more introspective 80s/90s works) #how did the plot for this made-up movie get agreed upon so quickly. i am so curious about all the fish imagery especially #i am mad that it's not real #goncharov #louposting

[faustandfurious]

The Next Level Tumblr Experience is when you start blocking people for having terrible opinions on Goncharov

#goncharov #i’ve blocked a couple of people so far but tbh they were being unnecessarily rude in a way that couldn’t plausibly be handwaved away #as part of the joke #and i got the feeling that they would have been just as unpleasant when discussing real pieces of media #if you can’t discuss a fake film without being a dick i don’t trust you to be polite when you discuss real films

[cryptidkey]

Maybe a silly fyodor doodle if you’re up for it? (Just him doing something ridiculous perhaps)

Combined these two requests bc I think they’re similar

#So glad my very super innocent wife whose totally done nothing wrong 100% is alive /j #fydor dostoevsky #bungou stray dogs #ivan goncharov #bsd ivan #bsd fyodor #cryptic art #bsd #Ivan is so real I too have an obsession for fyodor

[starlene]

I had the most terminally online dream last night.

In my dream, I was explaining to my mom what shipping is, and the example I decided to use was "like, some people think Goncharov should be together with Andrey instead of Katya."

Yes. Some people indeed think so about Goncharov. The titular character of the 1973 mafia epic. You know, the film that's beloved by generations of fans and that my mom would certainly have seen. Yes yes.

please send help

#Goncharov #unreality #(well. I did 100% for real have that dream but Goncharov still doesn't exist so I'm still tagging this that!) #ihmisraunio.

[lact101]

Just learned that TikTok has their own bootleg version of Goncharov /j

#its called Zepotha #its like a horror film from the 80s #but its not real obv #anyways tik tok wants to be us so hard smh /j #goncharov #zepotha

[caspersgraveyard]

GUYS

GUYS GUYS GUYS

the French have their own lil Goncharov going on. it's called Listenbourg and it's literally a wholeass country they made up. i cannot stress this enough. they Goncharoved an entire country. they are operating on scales we can only imagine.

#ok they're not really comparable in scale because we have SO MUCH LORE and even a scene actually going into production whereas they were #just like oh yeah that's a definitely real country and doubled down. but you know. the fact that this is happening again is telling. #of what i don't know but i for one am rather enjoying the general theme of chaos we seem to be enjoyably breeding #goncharov #listenbourg #unreality #forge tag

[mil-lilitre]

"Tell me, my sun, was it ever really about time?" 

My study of Sofia and Katya’s last meeting before Sofia left Katya. Sofia knew she and Katya were never “right person, wrong time”. At no point in their lives could they have crossed paths and been together, not when Katya was back home, not when she was building her empire from the ground up, and clearly not when Katya reached for her as a powerplay in her marriage to Goncharov. It was right person, the wrong life.

Perhaps, in another, they could have finally made it out together. In this one, Sofia knew Katya was going to die, so she left. The last thing she could do for her sun, is to live.

#goncharov #gonchposting #goncherov #sofia goncharov #katya goncharov #katya x sofia #goncharov fanart #unreality #goncharov fandom #film #martin scorsese #fanart #sofia #they deserve so much I hate the clock #they are real in my heart #i need a fix it fanfic

[verityblack]

Now that Cecil has won tumblr sexy man and WTNV is trending again, I feel like this is a great time to bring up the fact I thought they made up Arby’s for the podcast, and that it didn’t actually exist in real life

#don’t ask me when I realised it was real #because it’s embarrassingly recent #we don’t have Arbys where I live okay it’s an easy mistake to make #did I go to America and still not figure out it was real? #maybe so #i still haven’t seen an arbys actually #so maybe the internet is trying to pull a goncharov #but with a chain restaurant #how would I know #arbys #wtnv #welcome to night vale #cecilsweep #me

[benrybenrybenry-chr]

I may be a primarily Sherlock Holmes, Ultrakill, and Good Omens poster but I'll be fucking DAMNED if I let tiktok make a Goncharov ripoff and not make Goncharov my personality for the next month. I'm gonna make Goncharov fanart. I'm gonna post about it just as much as my main fandoms. you bet your ass that I am now in hyper-protective over it. it's OUR fandom tiktok you cannot recreate PERFECTION

#goncharov #zepotha #goncharov 1973 #FUCK ALL YALL #zepotha is so cheap smh #GET A REAL START #NOT A MARKETING CAMPAIGN!! GET YOUR OWN SHITTY BOOT LABEL!!!!!

[marsmokii]

tbh i believe the people behind most of goncharov plot and headcanons are the same that created the whole marauders story based on three lines and vibes

#the way we have so many hc that i can’t remember what’s real #as we should #marauders #goncharov #james potter #sirius black #petter pettigrew #remus lupin #harry potter

[mylittleredgirl]

has anyone figured out why the goncharov label was put on a boot to begin with though?? i know it's shallow of me to care more about the merch than the film but this is keeping me up at night

#there are so many mysteries here??? #goncharov #the movie is fake but the memes are real #the boots are also real and i have QUESTIONS and i WANT SOME

[mistergoddess]

at first i was like goncharov as a joke but im genuinely so enthralled reading meta about it and seeing fanart and edits it's so wild and beautiful... tumblr wants to act all cagey ew get away twitter users and returned abandoners but then is like "welcome back you're just in time for the greatest meme of the decade so far, we're going to put on an incredible show for you" i love it so much im in the actual goncharov fandom now i unironically love to learn about it and see the things ppl are making like humanity is actually just so baller bored people online doing insane meta dedicated psychologically fascinating behaviors are so baller

#it doesn't have to be real to be real to me are you KIDDINNGGGG IT'S SO GOOD ACTUALLY #goncharov #shitpost.txt