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inkskinned · 11 months

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one of the things about being an educator is that you hear what parents want their kids to be able to do a lot. they want their kid to be an astronaut or a ballerina or a politician. they want them to get off that damn phone. be better about socializing. stop spending so much time indoors. learn to control their own temper. to just "fucking listen", which means to be obedient.

one of the things i learned in my pedagogy classes is that it's almost always easier to roleplay how you want someone to act. it's almost always easier to explain why a rule exists, rather than simply setting the rule and demanding adherence.

i want my kids to be kind. i want them to ask me what book they should read next, and i want to read that book with them so we can discuss it. i want my kid to be able to tell me hey that hurt my feelings without worrying i'll punish them. i want my kid to be proud of small things and come running up to me to tell me about them. i want them to say "nah, i get why this rule exists, but i get to hate it" and know that i don't need them to be grateful-for-the-roof-overhead while washing the dishes. i want them to teach me things. i want them to say - this isn't safe. i'm calling my mom and getting out of this. i want them to hear me apologize when i do fuck up; and i want them to want to come home.

the other day a parent was telling me she didn't understand why her kid "just got so angry." this woman had flown off the handle at me.

my dad - traditional catholic that he is - resents my sentiment of "gentle parenting". he says they'll grow up spoiled, horrible, pretentious. granola, he spits.

i am going to be kind to them. i am going to set the example, i think. and whatever they choose become in the meantime - i'm going to love them for it.

#writeblr #i was doing a lot with high school students. over and over again #other teachers kept asking me what i was doing differently - why the kids listened to me. i am not particularly foreboding #and i have a pretty firm personal policy of never reacting in anger #godhelpme.#i was always kind of taken aback #because in general the kids were pretty easy. i explained i needed to keep everything “PG-13” because this was my workplace #and it was kind of their workplace #too. besides #i love swearing #and since i couldn't swear #neither could they - so if they were going to say “fuck” or become violent #they needed to choose a really specific time #because we only get “the one”.. sure enough - nobody wanted to waste the one very specific “fuck” utterance. kids listened.#i think just because - that rule makes sense. the kids understand that i don't want to be unfair to them #that censorship is stupid #but that i'm under these rules too so like let's ride it out together #also i look young and tbh between me and u nobody wants to make the nice english teacher cry #the way these kids defended me to their friends was really genuinely so heartwarming bc the Grouchy Frat Boy #would be like MISS RAQUEL DOESN'T DESERVE THAT KIND OF AN ATTITUDE BRO DON'T TALK BACK TO HER

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codyluvrr · 2 months

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THE GANG HGOES TO TACO BELL fire emoji

my friend and i did thisd

#aleheather #alenoah #trustin #alenoather #total drama #heather tdi #noah tdi #alejandro tdi #justin tdi #trent tdi #godhelpme

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tv-guys · 19 days

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Maybe I need to rewatch Voltron……

#someone stop me idk…#should I … will this be good for me..#I know it won’t lol #godhelpme #Voltron #klance

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heraobrine-blog · 1 year

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Guess whos making a au do da do da. Its me... I am... It will have a fanfic... Most importantly! It’s and au based around the Dadcare AU! So baby geggy is getting a magic dad! More to come on this. and these designs might change. We even have some cameos! All of this was inspired by dadcare, Bloo-Dragon and a few more! This is also a asker thingy... so yeee...Enough of my talking.

Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Carnival! Where true magic comes straight to you!

ps. I don’t draw very well...barewithme...

@dad-sun-and-moon @bloo-the-dragon

#Eternal Carnival AU #ECSundrop #ECMoondrop #ECBloodMoon #ECLunar #trying #new to dis #godhelpme #welp #themsthebreaks #bad drawing

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n0chanxes · 6 months

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Second First Introductions| Sye

"Sire?" The word fell from a coo, both feather soft and fire-hot even as the pillar of flame dissipated. In its wake was the demon, head tilting once, looking over the prince with a small smile before he bowed, not even creasing his jacket or cropped top in the process. "My prince~" his head inclined once more in greeting as he straightened, brow eternally arched. "What a pleasure it is meeting you again now that you've grown... And you've grown quite well, if I may." An ever simmering gaze shifted over to Lucifer and his smirk twitched wider. "You wanted to speak with me?" @hellslittleprince

#threads;sye #godhelpme #hellslittleprince

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lovely-bibically-accurate-angels · 14 days

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Barbie bathtub-traumacore cause why not

#Barbie #Trauma #Traumacore #:3 #godhelpme #weirdcore #Something silly #Lol #Odd day for sure #Love it tho #eeeee <3

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shhnotysa · 2 years

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i want someone to fall in love with me. really falling in love with me, falling in love with my stupid crooked teeth, my stupid wind shield laugh, my fucked up head and everything i’ve been through, I want someone to be so in love with every little thing about me. Is that too much to ask for fucks sake

#being emo #poet #poetic #writing #quotes #sadlovequotes #hopelessromantic #godhelpme

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senkay · 1 year

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ура ура больше старых и тупейших скетчей, тут даже деннидогов нет, зато есть много чарли и джея. (люблю их оч)

yayyy more old and dumbest sketches, there aren't even dennydog, but there's a lot of charlie and jorel(love 'em sm)

#danny murillo #hollywood undead #hu4l #art #hu army #jorel+decker #j dog #jorel decker #charlie scene #johnny 3 tears #j3t #hu #godhelpme #funny man

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popperurri · 9 months

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time to figure out how this thing works and repost a lot of twitter art 💪💪💪

#godhelpme #whydidyoudothistwitter #yousucktwitter

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bethanysbosoms · 10 months

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Approaching the 67th mile on a 300mile ride home after the most exhausting business trip ever on a swampy Tuesday night. My only thought is getting back to see my sweet dear Martha. The absolute love of my life for the past 25 years, that and the lack of good A/C in my beat up old 85’ Chevrolet suburban.

Zoning out while driving is pretty commonplace I imagine, not paying attention yet paying the necessary attention at the same time. As I am distracted by the flight path my train of thought had taken, suddenly there was nothing… then..everything? The ringing from the most intense flash of light I’ve ever experienced started to fade. Sensations coming back to me piece by piece, lastly my vision.

“I’m.. standing?” I’m no longer in my car, the air is no longer covering me in the warm heavy dew, and I know I’m not on the road anymore. “This breeze is familiar.” I think to myself as I finally regain my capacity and observe my surroundings. My eyes widen, and a shiver crawls down my spine, and nearly fall to my knees in dread at the realization;

IM BACK KN THE fUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

#this shitpost took 15minutes #godhelpme

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naaaaayyyhaay · 1 year

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Hot Take: Ian doesn't actually deserve Mickey

Ian never understood the lengths Mickey went to for him and it breaks my heart because Mickey always wanted to make him happy and always went so far for Ian and he never appreciated it.

My Reasonings include but not are not limited to the following...

strike one: not visiting Mickey in prison even though when he was bipolar and in the psychward Mickey didn't abandon him

strike two: not wanting to throw his parole to be with Mickey in prison for another year even though the whole reason why Mickey was even in prison was because he ratted in order to be with Ian

strike three: having second thoughts about marrying Mickey at town hall

TRIPPLE THREAT: the whole "promise ring" ordeal where he was a huge hypocrite because he was saying that they didn't need to get married because it was just a piece of paper but the whole reason why the seriously broke up in the first place was because of Mickey literally being forced to marry Svetlana and Mickey still wanted to be with Ian and didn't care about the marriage to Svetlana because he only saw it as a piece of paper but Ian disagreed and ran off to the military, so MAJOR hypocrisy there.

((bonus: forcing Mickey to come out even though he wasn't ready to and his life would be in danger, trying to run off when Terry caught them together even though Mickey attempted to protect Ian but Ian basically only stayed because Terry put a gun to him, and of course lets not forget all the cheating he did while he was going through his manic episode although i understand he was not in his right mind that still doesn't take away all the pain that Mickey had to endure because of his actions.))

oke this was just a much needed rant that I feelt i needed to get out, again this is my own personal opinion so pls keep that in mind if you even made it through this whole thing lol. but if you did i would love to hear any thoughts or discourse on what my fellow Gallavich stans think :) oke its literally 2am and i've got work tmmrw aahhh

#mickey milkovich #ian gallagher #gallavich #mickey x ian #shameless #ian and mickey #shameless us #noel fisher #cameron monaghan #mickey and ian #im writing this at 2am #godhelpme #why am i so obsessed with these traumatic ass characters #mickey supremacy #i love mickey milkovich #i need sleep

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quackquackquackin · 2 years

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Tried to redraw a screenshot i found of leo but as a human (no i didnt draw his arm scar things on the wrong side and then proceed to forget about the other arm entirely shut up).

#rise of the tmnt #rise of tmnt #tmnt 2018 #tmnt #tmnt fanart #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #rise leo #fortheloveofgodpleaselikethisittookme4hours #its12amplease #godhelpme

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mik-ik-blog · 1 year

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hi!

so, its me & my friends

and yes, its nekodancer

does anyone else remember this game?