#god this fucking escalated

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 4

Another prompt, but in memes because trying to gather my thoughts is hard sometimes lol.

#prompts #memes #batman au #batman #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #cryptid batfamily #batfamily #batfam prompts #batfam #Bruce: This surely will be fine :) #Dick: Gotham made me like they made B :) #League: the what did what now #Barbara: I formed from his tech & could get away with all your murders :) #Jason: I am the embodiment of Crime Alley and Retribution :) #Cass: I am Gotham's shadow :) #Tim: Oh I'm a child :) #The league: Oh thank fuck a normal child- #Tim: Well at least my body is a child but TECHNICALLY- #Steph: I'm his twin and the other side of his Chaos :) #Duke: Hi I'm the Bat Signal :) #Damian: I am the blood son #The League: Oh gods he means that literally doesn't he like some sort of creature made entirely from blood- #Bruce: I am not sure why I expected this Not to escalate but it's too far to go back now #Why yes they can all fit in his cape even when they become older and no one knows how or why #If they even age I mean Gotham could just be Like that where people sometimes stop aging #Kind of like what's going on in Fawcett just more goth #meme

[martlet-my-beloved]

ran out of comic ideas so *gestures* take a doodle dump instead

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#oh my god tagging stuff for this au is a nightmare #undertale bluebird #martlet #undertale yellow #martlet undertale yellow #martlet uty #undertale au #frisk dreemurr #toriel dreemurr #chara dreemurr #chara: *points at martlet* excuse me who the fuck is this #i wanna escalate the story a bit further but i feel like the goofy vibes are gonna be ruined for a bit after i finally post that comic :/ #so i wanna like throw out a few more goofy ones before shit gets real for a bit #cause like a lotta jokes i wanna pull can only happen AFTER i set the scene #and unfortunately setting the scene requires a bit of seriousness(TM) #anyways im very much a momlet fan but only if shes extremely confused and very much Not Ready to be a mom #like girl is a what 21 year old who wanted to be a guard so she could slack off HER ASS AINT MOM MATERIAL #but like its really fucking funny so she gets to be a mom. for my entertainment #born to be fun older cousin forced to be a mother 😔

[oatbugs]

i think if i painted my ex situationship i'd be cured it's the most shallow but intense connection i've had w anyone i think i am so obsessed w how she looks i want 2 photograph her/paint her forever rant in tags but ive talked abt it b4 so feel free to ignore

#god her personality is so . kind of repulsive its insane i think shes a good friend to her friends but #the way she just openly admitted to treating her exes like they r less than human w the most beautiful smile u have seen in ur life #shes acc tainted tottenham court for me bc i keep thinking of our second date where she wrapped her hands around me from behind waiting for #the train . also yh sorry we were one of those cringe ppl on the escalator sorry sorry never again sorry #shes shorter than me but on the escelators she was taller so she kissed the top of my head gently #w the most beautiful side profile on earth she said she didnt even lead me on. its fine it was never that serious #ill FUCKING KILL YOU #thinking abt when on a date she was like . yh my ex would look lovely pregnant 😊 like bitch. WHAT #also she has central heterochromia so like . super beautiful big green/brown eyes longest eyelashes ever + i dont want to lose you i think #im 80% sure we should just be friends ok my love #i took you to a party on a high-rise and you held my neck when u kissed me on a canary wharf rooftop and now you just told me you want to #fuck pregnant women and that you basically cheated on your ex who then cheated on you but its ok bc shes the love of ur life #???? #anyway #sorry i am acc basically almost entirely over her this was triggered by her texting me to meet up a few mins ago #after ghosting me for a while . anywya w/e time to hang out w friends and study

[rejoyous]

I like mha, but I think it’s missing so much potential.

Anytime someone raises questions about the ethics of heroes; they’re labeled a villain. We don’t get any non-murdery people who dislike heroes. We don’t even get to see heroes taking advantage of their power which would happen sometimes.

Having a dumb-fun shonen is fine, but mha wants to have it both ways (being a shonen with little broader meaning, and being a deep story about corruption & the ethics of murder).

For some reason a lot of stories that criticize heroes fall flat on that front; mha; The Boys becoming terrible.

I think Invincible attempts to cover it, but I never watched it.

#escalator #mha #my hero academia #bna #boko no hero academia #the boys #the boys FUCKING SUCKS NOW OH MY GOD #invincible

[definitelynotshouting]

hi puss n' booty anon here, in addition to my little death!pearl rant-

what if pearl's more anti-death than anythin?

(in hunger au)

so you get grian brewing those potions right, hungry guy remembers his chemistry classes from the time before he became a worm but the second he tries anything it's over before it began because you hear the death whistle and behind him is a very angry, concerned moon pearlescent

Honestly i am vibrating SO IMPATIENTLY for the upcoming potion scene bc i have some things planned that i am hoping really rip at ppl's heartstrings<3 i wont say much else on that tho bc i dont wanna spoil it too badly, since its coming up.... relatively soon, actually >:]

That being said tho the idea of Pearl being anti-death is so funny in a specific way to me like. Smth smth "she is about to thrash your ass but specifically to save your life." Local woman abt to beat you to death for trying to die. I think the only way she'd be able to successfully talk someone down is if she tied them up and sat on them so they physically couldnt escape /j

#shouting speaks #asks #hunger au #grian turns around and pearl catches him with a right fucking hook gods bless #not exactly a de-escalator here #txt

[cherry-shipping]

i am goin g to fuycking ikill myself

#cherry chats #oooooooooooooooooouughhh aauurgghrghhhhhhhhhh what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk mannn #auuoughhhhhh. goooooddddddddddd #GOD!!!!!!!!! #when the fuck was the last time i even pale shipped with someone.................................... not even papyrus fits in that quadrant #this is the worst. also im so scared itll escalate and ill end up having a crush on dave i would legitimately sincerely hate that #i hope that doesnt happen. if it does hit me with hammers until i die ok #because /gen i Dont Want That #anyway. bangs my head against the wall until my stupid fucking skull shatters

[clownprince]

God I was re-reading n52 looking for a specific panel and I just remembered that this scene exists. WHAT was he going to say

#PROBABLY something normal #but like #PLEASE god tell me I'm not the only one who interpreted this as flirting/horny #like... #it's just the fact that he seemed to be escalating like toss you a red hood / show you my face / make out in the control room #it's a logical progression. lmao #btw I know there's some STUPID fucking line that tries to claim hood was multiple people in n52 but that's stupid and I don't accept it #their dialects are NOT that different shut up also joker talks Weird anyway #also it's objectively funnier and more interesting if it is joker so #batjokes #or more like pre-batjokes I guess #I LOVE their interactions though I need to reread zero year #panels #my stuff

[masquenoire]

Smash + Pass Robin?

Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.

The sound of a violent clunk can be heard followed up by the muffled thud of a body hitting the floor. "Do I look like I'm into kids? What a dumb fuck you are." Roman said, his tone uncharacteristically playful compared to the words he'd just uttered. Getting back up to his feet, he raises the baseball bat - laced with rusted barbed wire - lining himself up for another blow. "One sec, missed a spot."

The second c̸l̴u̵n̵k̶ is squashier than the first.

#anonymous #memes ;; smash or pass #violence tw #violence cw #THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY #But seriously Roman didn't like that #He'd kill a Robin and has done if you count Stephanie Brown I guess?? #But smashing one in these games uh. No #Oh god this fucking laptop #Taking a gazillion years to switch tabs #Trying to force that update real bad

[eroticcannibal]

Yknow I been trying to be the bigger person and remain calm but the fact that it turns out one of my (now thankfully ex) friends turned out to be just so manipulative and cruel (but also staying around to "help me"? I'm not your child?) Is heartbreaking. And the fact anyone else would look at the situation and think im out of line for cutting out someone who is just bullying me for having boundaries? (And trying to chalk up me behaving reasonably to me "going through things" like how fucking patronising) Somehow stings worse.

Like Jesus how messed up do you have to be to type yourself up a little manifesto about how people are being meanies for not doing as you told them (when the thing you are telling them to do is "prioritise aggressive people who make you feel unsafe over your own boundaries or else" but you left out the context where you were the problem didn't you? Dunno why tho we have the fucking receipts)

I do enough prioritising the growth of others at my own expense given im living with an abuser. My social circles aint getting the same out of me. You all will respect my boundaries and let me not talk to people I dont like and not engage in conversations that are deeply upsetting to me or you can fuck right off. I do not have the TIME for this childish crap any further. Next person who starts anything im going to maul you.

#sorry i am in my 'backbone of fucking titanium' era #and i do not have time for cowering to assholes no matter how long you have been my friend #you will bring joy to my life for knowing you or you will simply not be a part of it #im too old and tired for all this fucking drama anymore #and yes @ everyone who knows what im talking about #this does mean if ppl continue to piss me around i will not fucking put up with it to keep the peace #let me fucking exist in peace i stg #and stop escalating things that dont fucking need escalating #learn to just disagree over things NICELY #word of god

[leonardalphachurch]

wait huh? whos racefaking?

it’s a long story i don’t want to get into both because this person has no following on tumblr or in this fandom so there’s no reason for me to publicize this information and because i really just want to wash my hands of it. this is the only thing i’ll say about it unless the other person tries escalating further

tl;dr: a white person who was claiming to be lakota (and black) wrote a callout post accusing us of racism because we were trying to de-escalate an argument instead of allowing them to attack and lie about people as much as they wanted. also they’re racefaking. did i mention the racefaking?

#i wasn’t aware of the racefaking at the time of trying to deescalate or else i would not have attempted to lol i would’ve thrown them #to the fucking wolves #at the time we did not understand why they were so hostile to our attempts at de-escalating and trying to clarify that no one was attacking #them. but the reason is bc they pretend to be poc so that they can win internet arguments LOL #asks #anon #delete later/ #probably delete later. like i said i don’t want this to be a thing #i just don’t want ppl to see someone lying about us and get confused #also the ‘callout post’ is deliberately vague and includes no evidence. probably because if it did literally everyone would see that it’s #completely a lie #if you actually included what i said anyone who did not want to lie about their race in order to scream at strangers online would be able t #see that i was literally just. trying to get them to stop being hostile and actually consider what the other people were saying instead of #assuming the worst possible faith #but of COURSE they assume the worst faith. they’re lying about their race. they must assume that everyone is as big of a piece of shit as #they are. of course everyone else is also a liar and manipulator #god. god.

[moththegremlinchild]

i am a fucking idiot, that is the conclusion im coming to recently.

#vent/rant #WHOS UP FOR A STORY ABOUT HOW IM THINKING ABOUT MY EX AGAIN #its fucking tiring at this point #like 'oh im over her' and then a month passes i have a random memory of her and we're back to the bullshit #i fucking hate this i fucking hate myself for putting myself through this im stupid im a fucking idiot god fucking dammit. #aaaaaaaaaaaaa #it started from like a little memory of a thing #aaaaaaand then it escalated to me writing another longass message to them #this time i sent it #they didnt read it yet #i think she doesnt use messenger anymore #maybe for the better #i want to fucking die #stupid idiot ass fucker <- me #guess who went through our old dms again too #if it wasnt for the fact that im not a grass toucher id kms by now #its always getting worse between the therapy sessions scheduled. #it gets worse better again and tbh im fine again when i go to the session #and my therapist thinks im fine and i think im just gaslighting myself into thinking im unwell mentally #two weeks since the therapy session #*gets mentally unwell* #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #its not a good day my friends. it is not.

[luxrayz64]

scrolled back thru my pokemon tag far enough to hit pla. I don't think anyone knows the extent to which I was fucking insane about that game believe me I was fucking crazy about it. there exists a version of dawn in my head who is so fucked up and no one will ever know about them. this is so sad

#based off my experience playing the game for the first time and escalating as the insanity took over #like dppt has such a crazy fucking story imagine being a child and fighting the gods of the world and navigating hell alone #and then god picks you up puts you in the past and makes you fight another freak trying to rewrite reality #dawn in my head you are everything to me you are everything #espeon cries

[helennorvilles]

doing a noelene and making a run sheet for christmas day

#feels like im doing year 9 food tech again but god. i think it's necessary for christms to succeed #mum’s siblings and their partners are coming this year bc of reasons so it’s not just making food for us but them as well #which has. escalated things a bit. especially bc one person coming is vegan. #like there's only so much room in the oven so it needs to be locked down time wise #so anyway looks like we're starting to cook at like. 8.30. biggggg day. gonna taste so fucking grouse tho. im so fucking ready. #my post tag

[chaosoftheages]

Got my smut-writer of a best friend to read the smut/non-con I wrote for my Made To Ruin vent oneshot thing and he was like "Wow...that's actually pretty good for your first try!" And I just kinda stared at him like "...Wow. I wrote good smut. ON MY FIRST TRY HELL YEAH!!!"

As much as it reminds me of my trauma and the reason why I wrote Made To Ruin in the first place, I am very proud of my first attempt at smut.

Will I do it again? Ehhh....maybe one day.

#ao3 #fanfiction writer #ao3 writer #alan becker #animation vs minecraft #my writing #autumn writes #he said I captured the emotions and senses perfectly #which i find accurate #i was trying to give Purple a sensory overload bc what he's feeling in that moment is so new to him and he's like “the fuck is happening” #and it actually hurts like a bitch even in the aftermath #even tho my own trauma didn't escalate to that i still feel purple's pain #like I still often think about what if it did go farther and that really helped me write out purple's feelings and emotions #fuck im rambling again god damn it #fuck my adhd im rambling aaaaaa

[notveryshrugemoji]

Not going to come here to complain about everything that is a minor inconvenience but like, if someone tells you to call a help desk for whatever tech issue you’re asking about its more than likely because the person you’re talking to has intentionally not been trained to assist you. I am intentionally not trained for certain things because it’s literally a self service function that you should be doing yourself and you have a help desk if you need navigational or technical support. It’s not my job and I don’t know how to help!!!!

#like the number of times my coworkers are like *on an exception basis pls help my client* #your exception means shit I literally can’t help you or your client and it’s not my fault #but you’re making it my problem and I have a problem with thaaaaat #anyway they escalated to my manager and she was like *lol that’s the other department not us* #and the tech they’re trying to make me assist with us *literally* a SELF DIRECTED PLATFORM #that means they pay less fees because they’re more tech savvy and don’t need our help #if your client constantly needs help THIS ISNT THE PRODUCT FOR THEM #anyway I’m regulated again and don’t want to fucking fight someone #but god damn if one more man makes their problem my problem they’re gonna haaaaave problems lmao

[lunarflare64]

If the Spirit: Stallion Of The Cimarron soundtrack doesn't get out of our head right this instant we are gonna fucking cry /threat

#gods that soundtrack makes us so fucking emotional #with every year that passes it just hits us harder and harder #its been nineteen years of escalation #fucking Here I Am and Love Found Us and Sound The Bugle and FUCKING ALL OF IT #here i am gets us the most frequently though. its so fucking perfect