Chow Yun-fat, God of Gamblers (1989)
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Movie Review | God of Gamblers (Wong, 1989)
I remember hearing about this one back when I first started getting into Hong Kong cinema. I remember watching The Killer, thinking how cool Chow Yun Fat was in that one, and assuming he’d be similarly cool in this one. I remember reading the piece on David Bordwell’s site where he lists some titles he considers essential introductory viewing for Hong Kong cinema, and setting on the A Better Tomorrow, which also stars Chow Yun Fat and features him in the single coolest shot in movie history, and this one right after, and getting more confidence that this would offer similar pleasures. I remember seeing all these gifs of Chow in a tuxedo doing all these crazy moves presumably befitting of the God of Gamblers, and of all these crazy action scenes, and forming an idea in my head of how impossibly cool this movie must have been. I suspect others approaching this movie without reading any actual reviews may have formed a similar idea in their heads.
What Bordwell conveniently left out, and what was likely harder to distill into gif format, was that Chow is really only cool for the first and last half hours of this movie, and is in a very different mode for the middle hour. You see, Chow is the God of Gamblers, and you see him put his amazing gambling powers to use as he gambles better and harder than anybody he comes across. I personally don’t gamble and have little personal interest in card games and the like, but Wong Jing directs the hell out of these sequences, serving up ample style to compensate for the supposedly meager budget. (I was a little disappointed that Michiko Nishiwaki, who appears in one of these scenes and, as in My Lucky Stars, elicits some well deserved gasps when she reveals her muscles, doesn’t appear in more of the movie.) And you get a pretty sweet action scene on a train with triad member Charles Heung, who’s another person you’re gonna have to separate the art from the artist with.
But then Chow gets bonked on the head multiple times and reverts to a childlike state, retaining only his love of chocolate and his godlike gambling powers while falling under the care of low level criminal Andy Lau and his friends, a turn which suggests Wong watched Rain Man and decided he needed to fit that in with all the other movies he was cribbing from. What’s shocking is how well this works, in large part because of the total commitment Chow shows in the role. No, it’s not sensitive, and the scene where Lau watches a kid being yelled at by her mother on a bus and feels bad about yelling at Chow, only to run back to him and find him eating ice cream and holding balloons will elicit unintentional laughs more than anything else, but I respect the commitment to the bit. I guess scenes like this, or the one where Chow threatens to cut off Wong’s dick after being told men aren’t allowed to scream during sex, or the one where he chops up Ng Man-Tat’s tie are harder to distill into gif format, but they’re entertaining none the less.
So as long as you don’t expect the movie to flow together at all, there’s something to keep you entertained during the two hour runtime, especially as all the goofy stuff is interspersed with the usual acrobative and squib-heavy set pieces you can expect from classic Hong Kong action cinema. (Wong’s most distinct directorial flourish is the use of slow motion to emphasize particularly impressive or painful-looking stunts.) That being said, I’m still a little baffled that this was a big enough hit to have spawned as many sequels and spin-offs as it did, but I guess people just loved watching Chow gamble.
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Happy 68th Birthday to legendary actor Chow Yun-fat! ^__^
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req from anon ; aventurine npts !!
quartz , jackpot , ante , banker , monte , roulette , celine , forum , cirque , mystère , sammy , sinatra , oasis
card / cards , boss / bosses , 🃏 / 🃏 s , 🎰 / 🎰 s , gamble / gambles , ve / gas , vegas / las , shu / ffle , vi / va
the gambler of ten stonehearts , the senior manager of the IPC , The stratagem , the blond(e) gambler , the one who wields preservation and the imaginary element , the imaginary gambler , the preserving gambler .
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I imagine one of the hardest things to work around when writing coffin fics is justifying hua "killed 33 gods for bullying dianxia once" cheng not immediately destroying lang qianqiu
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YES. YES!!!! YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!
most important scene in all of cinematic history!!!!
the way chicken feet (andy lau) desperately searches for lin (wu chien-lien) after he's Literally been blinded by the neon light used as a weapon, the way he's too late to save her bc she saved him first, the way he's holding her lifeless body, anguished, hoping against hope to revive her, their silhouettes merging into one, backlit by explosions of the speedboat he crashed into the pier earlier, AND ALL THIS WHILE THEEEEEEE CANTOPOP ANTHEM OF ALL TIME, 一起走過的日子/THE DAYS WE SPENT TOGETHER, IS BLASTING AT FULL VOLUME!!!!!! NO FUCKING MOVIE DOES IT LIKE CASINO RAIDERS II!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hi ok what’s up with this movie. why did they just casually drop that young babyfaced stephen chow’s character reported his father to the police and as a result his father was the first person executed in the cultural revolution(?) and everyone is just kind of chill with it(??) and also chill with him having x ray vision(???)
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Eight hundred years ago, a powerful martial god— the god of wealth, luck and gambling— ascended.
After he was mortally wounded because of a selfless act in an intense battle to save his people, he ascended and his healing was personally seen to by the Heavenly Emperor himself.
This god, Hua Cheng, is as mysterious as he is powerful. Nobody knows where he came from, or what battle he was in that caused him to ascend.
Only a couple of centuries after he first ascended, Hua Cheng destroyed the lair of one of the four Heavenly Calamities, causing it to rain blood. He earned the title Crimson Rain Sought Flower when he used an umbrella to shield a lone flower from the bloodbath.
Now, he is as feared as he is revered. In some locations, he is respected and prayed to as an all powerful being. In others, he is a story to keep children in line. No matter where you fall on the spectrum, one thing is for certain:
You don't want to make Crimson Rain Sought Flower angry.
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HC's part of the prologue is here! it's a lot shorter than XL's, but that's because there's meant to be a lot more mystery surrounding him and his origins
also a clarifying note for if I do post the first few chapters of this fic in full: XL's calamity story is very well known, but I very deliberately didn't put his actual name in his story (and mentioned that it had been forgotten over time). this is why HC is confused and thought he hadn't heard of XL before (this is implied in the chapter 1 excerpt I posted)
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What flavour is your soul?
Honey
“ Sugared mel e lingua serpentis . ” Sugared honey from a serpent's tongue . Oh dearest , look how you gleam . How the sunlight dances off your shoulders , how the heavens shine across your wingtips . But you are hollow , hollow , hollow . Even the taste of nectar can choke a man . Sometimes the sweetest flowers hide the sharpest poison . You lie to yourself , the worst lie of all . You needn't be so obsessed with perfect . The greatest beauty lies in our faults . Do you think the moon apologizes for their mara ? No , their craters add to their glow . My dear , breathe . You are not an island , breathe , before the honey drowns you . You wish to be lovely , you long to be loved . But did Aphrodite trade her powers for perfection ? She did not . You can be beautiful , & also whole . Be whole above anything else dear . A heart of diamonds is worth nothing if inchor oozes from it . Inward . Look within & question how well do you know yourself ? Little petal are you trying to be a god ? Why ? Can a god bloom from sullen soil ? No . You are whole as you are .
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Finally continuing my watch of the PJO Disney+ show and literally all the scenes in the Underworld are so dark I cannot SEE anything
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for a popular band i dont see nearly enough people freaking the fuck out about the lumineers on here! i have to do everything my damn self! anyway listen to their album III in order WITH the music videos and maybe you'll feel significantly worse about everything ever
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Seeing your old posts and actually do want to know what did you think of the Blind Pianist plotline because it apparently affected the scoundrel A Lot
it did!!
from a meta/personal perspective, i really liked the blind pianist storyline. i knew about the dawn machine before finishing it, but only knew it was a sunless seas thing and never expected it'd make a cameo in such an earlygame quest. i don't have a lot to say on either her or the spirifer, but i liked both enough to follow along with it pretty well. this whole venture was also the scoundrel's first ever foray into parabola (and getting momentarily stuck in there). oh how the tables have turned.
i don't remember all the exact details of the ending the scoundrel got, but in the end they chose to forgo both the dynamite and hell's interests in favor of saving the pianist and spirifer. this isn't something i thought much of at the time, but makes sense for their character in retrospect. a lot of the choices you can make in early-game storylines end in tragedy (the comtessa being the most infamous example) and i like to think their early memories of neath life are... mildly scarred by it all. particularly the cherry man vs last constable storyline, which saw them take a chance and gamble (as they are wont to do) and the constable...
well. they most certainly resolved to be far, far more careful since that particular little incident. they turned down the chance to rig the odds in their favor, and look where it got them. they're spiteful. bitter. and not just because they hate to lose. they were close to her, and they left her life to chance, and now they're alone. and she's dead. forever.
so they've decided to never allow such a thing ever again. if they have the opportunity to cheat and shift things their way, they'll always take it. no matter what.
obviously, in actual game terms, the pianist's ending doesn't involve rng at all. but in-universe, the ending they got is but a product of the lessons they learned from the constable. it's a victory, at least in their eyes. they didn't take any chances, didn't risk any lives, and as a reward they finally saved her. they finally got to move on.
tldr; the pianist herself didn't necessarily affect them insomuch as being a product/culmination of their arc from the constable storyline. but i like to think they do still see and love her. try as they might, they have a few soft spots in their wretched little heart.
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Erm. so I might be making a webcomic
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the insane thing between pat and crusher crock. you agree. reblog.
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Trash animal but make it ✨fancy✨
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