#god i want a girlfriend

[rae-is-typing]

In Which She Accidentally Confesses || Alisa Haiba

HAPPY PRIDE HAVE SOME GAY SHIT I LOVE YOU ALL

Notes: huge thanks to @millenialfanfictionaddiction​​ for proof reading!! lyovochka is lev’s nickname

Description: she accidentally confesses her feelings

Warnings: alisa being a cutie

Image count: 4

Masterlist

Alisa Haiba

#alisa haiba #alisa haiba x reader #alisa haiba social media au #haikyuu fake texts #haikyuu social media au #haikyuu smau #accidental confession #haikyuu accidental confessions #alisa haiba x fem!reader #bisexual #pansexual #lesbian #gay gay homosexual gay #women am i right ladies #god i want a girlfriend

[amingethia]

Can we just-

GIRLS

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#Shitpost #sorta #girls #bi #butch #butch lesbians #femme #pretty girls #chubby girls #skinny girls #confident girls #shy girls #long hair #short hair #god I want a girlfriend #yo somebody hmu #preferably a lesbian

[messylesb]

"you attract what you fear"

oh noo how I'm scared of a beautiful butch who i can cuddle and give lots of kisses and forget about the world while we stay in a bubble giggling and making out and listening to music and reading together 😫😫😫😫😫

#lesbian #wlw #sapphic #butch lesbian #?4butch #sapphic relationships #lesbian relationships #cuddles #giggles #i want a girlfriend #i want a girlfriend so bad #god when will it be my turn #you attract what you fear

[lgbtlunaverse]

So I've been wondering about one particuar point on the "Jiang Cheng marriage recquirement" list and it's the one about low cultivation.

Now on its face, except for the "must be nice to jin ling" point, the whole thing just looks like the most standard list of "ideal wife characteristics under a patriarchal society." naturally beautiful, graceful and obedient, coming from a good family, voice not too loud, etc. This leads to either the interpretation that jiang cheng really wants that (doubt dot png) or just... put all the most stereotypical things on a list even though that's not what he really wants.

In that context "cultivation must not be too high" sounds like a typical "men are scared of women who are smarter/stronger" thing. you know, the dudes who feel 'intimidated' when their wife or girlfriend makes more money than them.

...Except wasn't Yanli openly mocked for her low cultivation? Like, wasn't one of the reasons Jin Zixuan was such an ass to her initially because he shallowly assumed her lower cultivation made her an unworthy marriage candidate? Jin Guangshan may hate women who can read but society overal doesn't give the impression that high cultivation in women is seen as something undesirable. I mean... a wife that never looks like she's over 20 even as she starts aging? yeah I have no problem believing a misogynistic society is okay with high cultivation.

So if it's not there just to fit the stereotypical standard of an ideal wife...

Jiang Cheng, are you just describing your sister?

LIke?? Every single point on this list applies to Yanli. All of them. I don't mean this in a freudian incest-y way but in a "jiang cheng are you so unaware of what you want in a partner you just took the only woman you've had an unambiguously good relationship with and hoped no one would notice???" way. Does he know the difference in what you should like about your sister and what you should like in a spouse? Is he even aware he's doing this? Jiang Cheng answer meeeee.

#mdzs #jiang cheng #mdzs headcanons #mdzs meta #you can take this headcanon so many places #is he like this because he's gay? aro? actually attracted to women but too emotionally stunted to know what he even wants? #in cql canon the whole list imo becomes about wen qing #in a 'i'm still not over my dead not-girlfriend so all my recquirements are for someone extremely unlike her' way #is it self-sabotage? trying to avoid being reminded of her? who knows! #but in novel canon chengqing's not real so there it's about yanli #i mean the list isn't even IN the novel so depending on whether you consider word of god canon or not it doesn't even exist there #but it's so fun to play with #also i know in novel canon yani is described as at best 'above average' looks wise #but are YOU gonna tell one of her brothers she's not the most beautiful woman in the world? #i don't think so

[g3othermal3scapism]

when the doctor was confronted about religion and beliefs and he said that out of everything hes seen, all the impossible places hes been and unthinkable creatures hes been witness to, of all the literal gods and demons and things of nightmares hes met, if there is one thing he believes in its rose tyler. yeah

#he said #sure gods cool but have u considered: #my girlfriend #he was so real for this #like yeah rose tyler is religious to me too #meeting god like ok now wheres rose tyler….. #if he doesnt come face to face with the real satan and tell him the only thing he believes in is me #i dont want him???? #rose tyler #tenrose #doctor who #tenth doctor #timepetals

[crimson-nail]

HIIIIIIIIIIII MISS CRIMSON NAIL HAAAAIIIII FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELLO

#my girlfriend #good god. #women #i love women #shes so cool #shes sooooo. i love crazy autonomous self-serving women #she’s here for a good time not a long time #i want to know more about her #NOT LIKE STAMP. JESUS. NOT THAT #i make up her backstory in my head and it’s so good #seizing her own narrative from the get-go #only to fall into a nihilistic indifference over time #i wuv her a reasonable amount i need to write about her #trigun maximum #trigun #elendira the crimsonnail #elendira #charlie’s art

[panncakes]

"If you look closely, you'll see that Latte is the only being Ongsa talks to."

23.5 (2024)

#23.5 #23.5 the series #23.5 degrees #23.5edit #milklove #gledit #mine* #milk pansa #oh the abject horrors of being a teenage girl #[gathers ongsa gently into my arms and gives her all the warmth and comfort she deserves] #im sorry for how unkind i was to my teenage self; im sorry for unkind you are to yourself #i know her being unpopular and weird is played over the top for laughs but there is such a genuine #sadness and loneliness woven through it #having a sister who is popular and a leader and capable to a fault and a cousin who has her sight far beyond high school #and her peers and is so comfortable behind her high walls and within herself (also to a fault) #while you yourself are so starved and hungry for connection with your peers and to be liked but just seem so incapable of making that work #so incapable of getting out of your own way #is just so... god #its so universal and so heartbreaking and also i wanted to make this set #because at the end of the show ongsa will have her friends and a girlfriend and confidence in herself and hopefully #love and kindness for herself ❤️ #in case you were wondering; why yes i will project all my own teenage issues onto this show because yes ongsa is a mirror thank you 🥰

[chaoticfvckingdisaster]

Midwestern emo songs are fucking insane cause it'll be this sad mid boy who can't sing for the life of him and then suddenly they say the most profound lyrics that would make shakespeare, edgar allen poe, and fiztgerald all simultaniously go into a coma and you sit there like hell yeah. anyways.

#tfb my beloved #midwestern emo #the front bottoms #mccafferty #sorority noise #“I don't know how god thinks but god do you love me?” HELLO?? #“you were high school. And I was just more like real life. And you were okay as a girlfriend- I was just more like his wife.” SIR-??? #“maybe I'm not the person that I never wanted to be” BRB SOBBING? #music #modern baseball #wolfman by tfb is my latest repeated song the bridge literally makes me ascend I go insane #chaotic is thinking again

[deathberi]

AGF2023 x BSD [x]

#my GOD FYOZAI #!!! #i GASPEDKDJDD like hell #double date slash girlfriends tea party take whatever you want i love this pic #osamu dazai #fyodor dostoevsky #nikolai gogol #sigma #bungo stray dogs #bsd #official art #* #fyozai #siglai

[luvlielizz]

let me take care of you, sweetheart. let me kiss your neck, hold your waist. let me suck pretty marks all over your beautiful body <3 let me work you up and let me tip you over the edge, as many times as you want. let me kiss you and hold you until your energy has returned, and let me do it all over again. 🩶

#soft dom #domposting #ftm nsft #queer nsft #t4t nsft #trans nsft #mtf #i want a girlfriend pls #ill treat u rught baby girl please takr mr youre so brautigul #women are so hot #men are hot too #GOD EVERYONE IS HOT #mlm nsft #wlw nsft #nsft concept #nsft #lesbian nsft #puppyboy nsft

[bumblingbabooshka]

In 'vis a vis' Janeway doesn't mention B'Elanna in the list of people who're worried about Tom which implies that B'Elanna didn't report the fact that "Tom" grabbed her arm, called her a disappointment and broke up with her (as Janeway definitely would have mentioned it as evidence of him acting strange if she knew about it) which makes sense on several different fronts but also makes me scream and cry loud enough to break glass.

#it reminds me of that time in 'Alice' (NOT related as vis a vis takes place seasons BEFORE 'Alice') but when B'Elanna says Tom: #'practically assaulted me' Janeway's not taking it seriously at all she says 'that doesn't sound like Tom' and I was like CAPTAIN??? DEATH? #but again that has no bearing on this in-universe bc that hasn't happened yet. REALLY I'm screaming and crying about B'Elanna's self esteem #issues which Steth literally manifested the worst case scenario of #Tom's little gesture when he gets back also goes over so well bc of this in MY mind. #Tom wanting her and Tom being with her is something B'Elanna wants regardless of how he actually acts in their relationship #(as long as it isn't abusive). He rarely puts her first without prompting or complaining BUT...he's a handsome human guy who wants her to b #his girlfriend. Ostensibly. And that's a prize you wanna hold onto. #God I love B'Elanna............ #did she tell ANYONE or did she just sit with that interaction alone??? #her not telling anyone implies that she DIDN'T go 'hey that's not like Tom! I should inform the captain of this incident!' #and that KILLS me dude...she's not like 'Something's terribly wrong with Tom or maybe that's an imposter!' she's like 'Tom said/did that to #me.' SCREAMING. SCREAMING. TOM. YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS /BAD/ WITH B'ELANNA.

[emeraldcitynerdfighter]

So I’ve been thinking about this moment for the last few days. Their own private good-bye before all of the official good-byes, each about to embark on their different off-season paths. Carson, through a bit of humor, resigning to maybe not seeing Greta again, knowing that Greta still has her rules and needs to keep them.

And then Greta says this.

More than anything, this was the moment that shows how much Greta has shed her old, protective self and transformed from how we originally meet her. How much she really has fallen for Carson.

From “No. We’re home now. Not in our little room.” when Carson just wants to *talk*, to “You could come with me.” without Carson even prompting anything.

Greta, who sets her boundaries of when things start and end (think of every kiss and moment she initiates) decides in this moment to say

"No, I want this, whatever it is or is going to be. I don’t want to give this up."

And then THIS PART really just got me for the first time.

Greta just asked Carson to come to New York with her on a whim.

When it comes to women, Greta Gill doesn’t do whims.

You’re telling me that Greta really doesn’t have any sort of plan beyond that offer? That she doesn’t have fifteen different scenarios running in her head?

Miss “I have a rule for every possible interaction I could have with a woman” doesn’t??

Know???

How this would work?????

Girl has it BAD

Greta really has kept, and then broken, every single one of her rules for Carson Shaw. And, it seems, this time, it may be finally worth it.

She's in love, your honor.

#i want to study greta gill in a lab #greta gill #a league of their own #aloto #9ft tall smoke show of a girlfriend #i wish i could love these two a normal amount #also good god it took me too long to find that last gif

[m-kyunie]

Karma

#dgm #d.gray-man #alma karma #when Hoshino created Alma it fundamentally Changed Me #happy pride w ur canon gay enby #I NEED A NENDRIOD NYEOW #JUST MAKE 2 MORE. GRAAHHHH #one of Allen with crown clown & I wld love his OG arm #and Alma pls pls god pls pls lets do another vote #THE KANDA NENDRIOD IS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND. HE NEEDS HIM #Idc call me cliche if i hit lotto I'm commissioning those YT sculpture gods to make me an Alma fig #i rlly wanted to caption this “Karma-dono/Lord Karma” since that's what the Finders say but its been so long since Finders were relevant...

[whattheflameo-linbeifong]

am I cautiously excited for the live action Avatar series: yes

would I be more excited for a new series that actually gave Lin the development and attention she deserves: also yes

#frankly what I really want from the Avatar franchise is a Beifong focused lore series #we kinda started to get that with the scenes of Toph's metal bending academy in the comics but like. I want the whole story #everything we didn't see from Toph's birth up through the end of TLOK or even further on #and for the love of God give my girl a girlfriend she's been through so much she deserves that throw us wlw a bone #lin beifong

[prettypleaseinplnk]

I find it extremely homophobic that once again I don’t have a girlfriend to cuddle up next to under a blanket while watching Christmas movies. No one to open presents with on Christmas morning and kiss in the kitchen dancing to Christmas songs… I NEED A GIRLFRIENDDDDD😖😖😖😖

#bunny speaks #lesbian #sapphic #wlw #sapphic yearning #lesbian yearning #wlw yearning #god i’m so lonely i want a girlfriend

[coffeecatcraze]

Will never get over Charlie's absolutely feral growl, this woman was ready to lunge across the courtroom and tear Adam to shreds and I am HERE for it

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #and vaggie's “oh shit” expression at it? #she's already stressed because she has exactly zero good options right now #and then her golden retriever girlfriend starts going feral in the middle of heaven #this episode was so insane and i loved it #charlie is ready to go off like a stick of dynamite tied to a nuke #praying to the fandom gods for charlie to not just kill but absolutely annihilate adam #i want her to make him pay for how much of a dick he's been to her #he was an immense dick to her when they met and again in the courtroom #he talked shit about angel specifically as well as her people in general #and the way he used vaggie's darkest secret and source of self-hatred to hurt charlie? #let charlie choose the power of incredible violence against this piece of shit