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the-radio-rental · 7 months
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just gonna lay on the forest floor and be consumed by the moss brb
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goblinofanarchy · 4 months
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"short hair benrey" this "long hair benrey" that where are my mullet benrey truthers
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chaoticgood-queer · 3 years
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THIS CAST IS SO CHAOTIC
RIP to Brennan who has to DM for Ally, Grant, and Katie all at the same time.
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meowsterchief-a · 3 years
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i’ve seen a lot of people over the past few days complaining about cayde’s continued absence in the game (despite it being 3 years since his death, now) and saying that he should be brought back because [insert reason that proves they haven’t read destiny lore or interacted with the game itself]. so i’ve decided to make a post addressing some of the many points i’ve seen that’ll hopefully clear up the apparent confusion about Why Cayde Isn’t Coming Back
#1: uldren came back so cayde should be able to come back too!
uldren didn’t come back. crow was rezzed, and he has a story that’s highly relevant and significant to other key players and events in game. 
#2: saint came back so cayde could come back the same way!
saint returns was facilitated by the sundial — a device which sole purpose was to bring saint back. osiris himself wasn’t even able to bring saint back until centuries later with the help of many guardians and the young wolf. 
#3: cayde’s backstory is highly relevant to the darkness and vex time gates!
cayde is barely relevant to the darkness and vex time gates. the only significant way he interacted with the darkness is during the collapse where he. y’know. reset and died. it’s a passing mention that’s never talked about again. that lore also isn’t only about cayde; it provides insight about the collapse — what happened during it and what it did to humanity.
#4: cayde’s journals have lots of information that suggest he’s coming back!
the purpose of cayde’s journals and notes was to catalogue his own memories and provide a guide for his future selves in the event of a reset. the only key player they’re significantly tied to is the player guardian since they’ve. y’know. read his journals.
#5: the grimoire book features cayde and his human form!
the grimoire book was about exos. cayde’s an exo. shiro was also in the grimoire book. cayde’s human form being in there doesn’t at all suggest that he’s coming back.
#6: cayde gave petra a message about enceladus in his ‘will’! he said we haven’t seen the last of him!
enceladus may be another destination we’ll get in the distant future, a retcon or a location where clovis bray was workign on exos. i’m guessing it’s either the second or third option, considering that enceladus wasn’t mentioned in clovis bray’s logbooks or by elsie. also, the message that cayde states we haven’t seen the last of him is directed at bray exoscientists. it’s possible that he had a contingency plan that would occur after his death; it doesn’t mean he’s coming back. people seem to gloss over his ‘will’ to the young wolf where he states ‘every story has an end. this one’s mine’. 
#7: ghost said there’s copies of cayde’s memory on europa!
bringing cayde back by using the copies of his memories on europa is unethical. not to mention he would be an entirely different person. we’ve already covered why this isn’t a good idea in banshee’s story. read the lore. have some respect for the character you claim to love.
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stay tuned for pt. 2 of this post:  Why It’s A Good Thing Cayde Shouldn’t Come Back.
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best vampire story ever produced is Schule der kleinen Vampire simply bc one of them burned in the sun and after that they just carried him around as a pile of ashes in a stroller
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goblinham · 4 years
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So happy for Tom “Join My New Cult” Nook. Yes, I will join your cult. Thank you for the Tom Nook brand phone with apps curated by Tom Nook. I can’t wait for the ceremony each morning where Tom Nook greets us all and tells the news. I’ll be buying this couch with my Nook Miles which were awarded to me by Tom Nook for helping my fellow citizens. I love it here on Tom Nook Island. I will be inviting all my friends to join me on Tom Nook Island as well!
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skrinkledink · 4 years
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I want to be reborn as a walking leaf bug, who cares if the life span is short? That’s just a bonus to being a cool little guy! Eat blackberries as society crumbles around you!
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luciferspartner · 3 years
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feeling like an absolute goblin today. that’s all
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frogboss7 · 3 years
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“i’m not like other girls” no baby you’re just trans
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rock-the-ghost · 3 years
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Frog bag my bff got me <3
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Military boots that I bought from the military :-D bonus uncuffed jeans and leaves !!!
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Mushrooms I found :-))
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Have a nice day lol
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Outfit inspo for the goblins who hate wearing dresses pt.2
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the-radio-rental · 7 months
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crunchy leaves sound delicious
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goblinofanarchy · 5 months
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byebye hlvrai fandom I'll be back in 3 months when everything has calmed down /hj
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chaoticgood-queer · 3 years
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my new d&d character is a trans boy who had top surgery in a wizard’s basement. this screenshot from stardew valley patch notes was my sole inspiration for this character:
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meowsterchief-a · 2 years
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lying in bed and thinking about how much john and cortana love each other. even after everything they still believed in each other's goodness. even when they were set against each other, “if anyone could have saved me, it would have been you. everything is gone from me but the certainty of your goodness” and “this is where cortana—” “—sacrificed herself”.
thinking about when cortana said “i'll always take care of you” and she did, even when she set the galaxy on fire. thinking about the way cortana thought it was john who had come for her, never expecting atriox would be there. the way cortana's entire plan hinged on john being alive. and in the end, she takes care of him, just like she always has, and sacrifices herself to give him a chance. to save him.
if anyone could have saved her, it would have been him. and in a way, he did.
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hana really said yea I'll play Cinderella but only if it passes the bechdel test
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