#goat man with a goat bro

[booigi-boi]

Sometimes I forget that this man is like in the top 3 of "most tragic Hatchetfield characters"

Like no, this fucker does not deserve to be written like that, this bastard of a man does not deserve to die all the damn time and leave his younger bro to cry in their shared apartment every single night, wondering where the man he looks up to a lot has gone, not knowing he's never coming back, cause some other bastard decided he needed a blorbo!!

I refuse to believe that Theodore fucking Spankoffski is this much of a tragic character, when his whole character is just horny and dying!

YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT A MAN WHO IS DOWN SO BAD HE WOULD CANONICALLY BECOME A FURRY, JUST HAS TO WATCH THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE DIE IN HIS ARMS AND GET TURNED INTO A BROKEN HOMELESS MAN WHO "GETS PRETTY SCARY SOMETIMES"

F me fr man, the Langs made me care for a man I wish to stay whole towns away from if he was real

#starkid #hatchetfield #ted spankoffski #he's literally such a terrible person yet here I am being his biggest fan #bastard but my bastard #my fucking goat man #goat man with a goat bro #part of the goat bros #I FUCKING CAN'T #can you tell I still have a fever lmao

[yourlocalabomination]

*fingers aggressively gripping my thighs* Yea I think about that one sleazeball a normal amount.

#all I can say is that tinky possesed me for a hot second #scientist need to research the grip this man has on the gays #I’m a full on lesbian yet I’m gnawing at the bars of my enclosure #I’m going to fight tinky in a Sainsbury’s parking lot over him #ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #tinky #t’noy karaxis #I would tag everyone but it would take me over the 30 tags- #so I’m just tagging the goat bros #nightmare time #starkid nightmare time #hatchetfield nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #nmt #nmt2 #time bastard #starkid time bastard #time bastard nightmare time #the bastards box #team starkid #starkid #starkid fanart #fanart #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #my art

[yeaimsmokingpot]

GUYS I WAS WATCHING A OLD COMP OF LIKE LINDA MONROE SCENES WHICH CAUSED ME TO THINK ABOUT WHO EVERYONE IN LINE WAS TRYING TO GET A WIGGLY FOR AND DO YOU THINK HOMELESS MAN'S WAS GOING TO BE FOR PETEY ?????

#starkid #black friday #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #IM GOING INSANE #THE WAY THAT PETER EXISTING AND BEING TEDS BROTHER MADE ME ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT TED #AND NOW IM ABOUT TO CRY THINKING ABOUT HOW EVEN WHEN HES THE HOMELESS MAN HE STILL CARES FOR PETE AND WANTED TO GET HIM A CHRISTMAS GIFT #peter spankoffski #ted spankoffski #homeless man #goat bros #is that the name for them ? #i gotta be honest i havent really been in the starkid fandom space since 2020 LOL

[frobby]

I know this anime only canon but rin should have mauled shiratori reiji for driving a fucking truck through the side of his house

#Rin is too nice he should be meaner #'Aw man I'm glad you're okay!' RIN HE TRIED TO KILL YOU AND HE TOOK OUT ONE OF THE WALLS OF YOUR HOUSE!!!! KILL HIM!!!!!! #I bet his parents paid for that #Yukio gets home in the morning to find 1/4 of the walls gone #And that's somehow the least of everyone's worries cuz Shiro just died #Crazy night for the South Cross Catholic Boys monastery #I'm kinda sad that shiratori is still possessed by astaroth I wanted him to come back in the timeskip #Bro imagine paku godaiin shiratori team up? Straight goated #Blue exorcist #Ao no exorcist #Rin okumura #Shiratori reiji

[the-worm-king]

Goat bros, the guys 🐐

Ted Spankoffski, smoke club graduate

#i rewatched tgwdlm and now that scene where Ted tells Bill that his daughter's dead makes me feel like extra sad cuz the dude fuckn lost his #brother #i didn't realize there was a character limit #whoops #i think he's trying to protect Bill in some way but just doesn't care enough to push for it #he really is just a dick abt eveything #he's perfect #and now the tags #ted spankoffski #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #peter spankoffski #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #omg i didn't even talk abt this nerd #fuckn joey richter with long hair makes me feel things #damn that man is cute... #and i love Pete sm #and now i know they're brothers and therefore can be used for ANGST #goat bros #hatchetfield #🪱

[goatsgoatsmoregoats]

Adding this to my vocabulary

#thoughts from goats in a trench coat #you’re a bro man #persona series #persona 5 #ryuji sakamoto

[a-sketchy]

AUGH SHADOW KANJIIIIII. DAMN. aaaauuuuuuuuuu. that very nearly made me tear up fr. his desperate pleas for acceptance….. fuck man.

#KANJIIIIIII. YOURE SO FUCKING STRONG. MAN!!! AUGH. kanji is the fucking best. THE GOAT. #rambles #p4g posting #also. yosuke. man. #the way he’s like genuinely empathetic but also clams up so badly whenever anything brushes up against his own insecurities… #bro just shut UPPPPPP #(guy who likes yosuke voice) this guy sucks. let’s kill him

[princemick-archive]

Daniel Ricciardo during the 2017 Japanese GP // post race

#god rbr dan man fck #f1 #formula 1 #daniel ricciardo #red bull racing #kyle.gif #f1edit #rbr.dan #also him looking at lewis like this bro.......insane. tell me ur in love with the goat without telling me ur in love w the goat dan

[plasticclipboard]

I'm reading The King's Maker and I'm loving it but lowkey this arranged marriage arc is crackin me up

#shin do NOT want his man wit a woman #like bro just tell him u jealous 💀 #also wonder how the wife gonna feel not at the part where they meet a candidate yet #10mim before the ceremony start Wolfgang show Shin who the throat goat master is #meanwhile his wife waiting patuently at the altar #he aint never beating the whipped allegation y'all 😔 #king's maker #notes for the clippboard

[deus-ex-mona]

same energy

#(the joke is that chiaki+wwx and akechi+jc have the same jp seiyuus—) #wwx and jc are just bros though… but the ‘i’m 10000% tired of your bs but i’ll go along with what you want anyway’ energy is the same— #and once again i’m beseeching you to see the yunmeng bro-ness in the hikari shoumeiron pv— #man… i should really get round to watching the jp dub of the mdzs donghua… the cast is goated af yo. kaji yuki jl… saito soma ljy… zakki wn… #pls talk to me about mdzs i need to push my lingyi agenda👀👀👀👀 those two have yuuai vibes and i can’t even— why are they a rarepair smh >:( #it is suiyoubi my dudes #sensei no koto daikirai desuka?

[booigi-boi]

Goat bros 🐐💛 (literally)

Pete smells like toffee and Ted smells like turpentine

#starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #the guy who didn’t like musicals #nerdy prudes must die #spankoffski bros #goat bros #goat man and his goat bro 🐐💛 #this is a redraw if you remember the original then you get to pet the goat 🐐 #my art #art #art post #digital #digital art #fan art #fanart #sketch #drawing #furry? #tgwdlm #npmd

[lewishamiltonstuff]

In case I haven't made it clear already:

I'M SO IN LOVE WITH LEWIS HAMILTON

#idk man #I get so overwhelmed sometimes #Bro doesn't even know that I exist #F1 #Lewis #lewis hamilton #formula 1 #the goat #Fic ref 2023 #2023 not a race #Rambles

[peapod20001]

I be fine then all of a sudden BAM. The sleepy

#random post #usually it don’t hit till like. three hours in to laying in bed #but I’m like. drowing aways #drowsing? is that a word? #I’m not slipping away that don’t sound right lol #nodding off?? #is it nodding off?? sounds like a sex move idk man #eyyy bro wanna fuckin uhh.. nod off?? #ok yea I’m tired HHUGFYujhsfis #there’s a fucking donkey outside manibg #making noises #neighbors have donkey and goats #they make noises sometimes #cus they’re alive

[heartshapedracetrack]

1. FC Köln (7) vs. Werder Bremen (1)

#good morning to the GOATS #and good morning to all of you #can't believe #effzeh #1. fc köln #spürbar anders #also highlight : killian trying to kiss pedersen live on camera and hugging him so fiercely in the stands #and pedersen was like WHY are you doing this bro there are cameras fjfjkdk #never seen a man so uncomfortable lmao #i think luca killian was a bit drunk it was funny tho

[hydra-collector]

whoo[ps. started having feelings about noche del guajolote

#idk man #its just about. a turkey #like its so simple and calm #like how a lot of tmg songs hurt and how i look in them for something to hurt but bro. that ones just a turkey #chill out #tmg #the mountain goats #grays thoughts

[noxtivagus]

YOSHI PPPPPPPPPP FFXIV MY LOVE FFXVI MY LOVE FF MY LOVE

#HES SO GOATED! BASED. THE MAN FR #OMG ENGLISH #me when i see clive i'm so in love #tag later #i'm still so not over the trailer!!!! the music n everything my love my love my love #im so in love #my heart #this just warms my heart so much #music is so fucking good #i'm so happy this just makes me so happy BUT FUCK PS5 #yk i'm in a meeting rn for the gaming org in my school n i'm so sorry these r so boring #their top 10 games for the year r all so basic.. :<< #i don't mean to shit on them but 😭😭 #NO BCS ALL THESE R JUST TYPICAL FILIPINO MAINSTREAM #WHERE R THE JRPGS?? THE THE #THERE'S NOT EVEN GOD OF WAR RAGNAROK HERE BRO WHAT #genshin is so overrated it irks me so much (says me as a player but fr genuinely i hate the community n it really is so overrated) #HDFKALDJF THAT SAID THOUGH WAIT AGHHHH the ORCHESTRA #I LOVE THESE GAMES SO MUCH!!!!! #not the one in the org i'm talking abt the game rewards #i reallyyy wna go to an orchestra so bad pls i love video games so much #noticeably i am v much a jrpg liker but i rlly just love video games ik a lot n i love a lot n i have sm more to play >< #my heart my heart oh my godddd #:<< i rlly don't want to stay in the philippines in the future sob imagine going to cons w more variety of games #genshin is so mid. not even sorry to say that it really is so genuinely overrated i like the charas but Please it really is so overrated #hfasdfjsdlkf i'm in a good mood rn at the very least but today has not been a good day.. save for video games.. my mind is a mess but #i'm okay at least now 🥹🫶🏼