#go on. she doesn't bite🙂

[sussysluttyscorpio]

Random Astrological Observations Part-9 (18+)

(This picture does not belong to me at all) (Please take only what resonates. I'm really unsure about several observations this time)

~Mars is weak in Libra, since it's in its enemy sign. However, this may/not affect their sex drive. I mean, most Libra Mars are pretty kinky in their own way. They have a huge praise kink and might cringe over degradation kink. Personally, for me too, it's a huge turn off.

Someone: "You are such a dirty whore..." *degradation kink* Libra Mars: "Oh really? Well", pauses, "Go fuck a whore then coz I ain't one".

~Praise kink 🤝🏻 Leo Mars. Istg, they want to be ADORED in bed. They want to hear things like, "Fuck, you're so pretty" in the middle of doing the deed. Princess treatment is a hugeeee turn on.

~I've read this so many times that Aries Mars people have an animalistic sex drive. They'll actually "Preying on you tonight. Hunt you down and eat you alive". Haha.

Like tearing clothes and throwing on the bed, biting, nails on the back... And, well, due to all this rush, they finish quite early🤡

~Weak Mars (Taurus, Cancer, Libra) are Rope bunnies. They like being tied or restricted probably. Submission is their strong suit.

Doesn't mean that they are strictly submissive. They could have heavy scorpio placements and be Switchers too.

~Gemini Ascendants are some of the horniest peeps (to themselves or to others may vary) after they expose themselves to sex world. After all, they have Scorpio in the 6th house. They might like adding sex to their routine too since 6th house means your routine stuff and scorpio is...

Also, Gemini is depicted by a man and a woman and the connection between them. Hence, Gemini is a more sexual placement than Scorpio itself.

I know. You thought Gemini was symbolised by the twins, didn't you? Well, in Vedic astrology, it is symbolised by a man and a woman.

~Neptune in 8th people might daydream about sex a lot, or may like visualising sex. In fact, they might be Voyeurs (people who get turned on from seeing other people have sex)

~People with Rahu (North node) conjunct or opposite Venus might find themselves being called sex addicts or people who are always called out for always talking about sex.

~Scorpio placements feel no shame in talking about sex at all. Like, if you feel no shame in doing it, why feel shame in talking about it. The hypocrisy pisses them off.

~Moon conjunct Pluto women may find themselves getting called "mommy" a lot and they do not like that usually?

~I'm jealous of people who get Capricorn Venus lovers. They will fuck you like those fictional book men and I'm here for it? Where are my Capricorn Venus men?

The fact that my ex was a Capricorn Venus and the guy I cheated on him was also a Capricorn Venus🙂 (Please no, I don't take pride over this at all)

~Mars Conjunct Venus people and their sex appeal🫣 You leave me shy with your sexual fantasies please. They might be non-monogamous too.

~Chiron in 7th people might hate their partners to be in open relationships, but they themselves are very comfortable with being in one. I mean, open relationships are good for these people since commitments sometimes may feel overbearing for them.

~I don't know about others but I have a huge thing for Somnophilia, consensually of course. (No, I'm not ashamed of it) I guess it's because of my Venus (And Mars) Conjunct Ketu (South Node) but *shrugs*

~Capricorn Mars people may be into age-difference kinks? Very probable. A friend of mine has this and she fantasises things with older actors a lot. She hates men of her age😭

~On the flipside, Libra mars (may apply to Taurus and Cancer Mars too) may prefer younger men to older guys.

~What is with Women with Lilith in 1st being called "mommy" by guys? This is one of the most sexualised placements. (even if you feel it isn't, give it some time) Once you start getting sexualised, it fills you with disgust and an even poorer self esteem.

~I've seen guys with Scorpio in 4th not really liking to be called "daddy." They find it weird somehow. Although, they may have NO problem calling someone "mommy." Hmph?

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[thatztyv]

Cench x Jack

(I really wrote this for me cause I'm obsessed with both of them at the moment 😵‍💫)

Description:

- Oakley meeting Tiana for the first time

Word Count:

- 614

Tɪᴀɴᴀ Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ

(tea-on-nuh grain-jur)

"Jack who is that?", I said and tapped him on his chest, then pointed at the girl.

"Oh that's Tiana", Jack said as he looked over at her.

"Tiana?"

"I went to school with her and she SZA's best friend.. you don't know her?"

"Nah this my first time seeing her", I said before taking a sip from my drink. "She look good."

"You should talk to her, she has a great vibe", Jack said.

"Call her over here."

"Tiana!", he said making her turn her head towards us.

Jack motioned for her to come over. She told the person she was talking to that she'd be back before walking up to Jack.

"Looking good Jackman", she complimented as she leaned in giving him a side hug.

"You too T."

"Oh I know I look good", she said and did a lil twirl.

I looked her up and down, biting my lip.

Jack chuckled.

"Hi I'm Tiana", she said turning to me with a soft smile.

"Hey I'm Oakley", I said as I checked her out.

She had on a white long sleeve cropped shirt and unbuttoned camouflage pants, showing off her black underwear and belly ring.

I've never seen any girl look that good in camouflage pants.

"Cench", Jack said hitting my shoulder, snapping me out my trance.

"Hm", I hummed turning my head to him.

Tiana let out a small laugh.

"You good?", he asked and I nodded my head.

"Yeah I'm good."

"He probably never seen a bad bitch before Jack, it's alright", she said making him chuckle.

"I like your outfit", I said, taking a sip from my drink again.

"Oouuu, I like your accent..it's attractive."

"Thank you", I said and smiled.

"Where you from?"

"London, you?"

"Louisville. I grew up with this doofus right here", she chuckled and nudged Jacks head.

"Alright now", Jack mumbled slapping her hand away.

"Always cheated off me in class constantly. I'm the reason why he passed. Kid probably doesn't even know the square root of sixty four", she laughed.

Me and Jack looked at each other before looking back at her.

She laughed again. "You don't know either? It's eight bozos."

"Can you guess who was the class valedictorian out of us two?", Jack said and playfully rolled his eyes making me let out a chuckle.

"Good to see you remember. I will always be smarter than you Jackman", she said before pulling one of his curls.

She just laughed as she let his hair go and jumped back some.

"Tiana! Oou I almost decked you in yo shit. You better be glad I don't hit women. Don't be pulling my luscious curls."

"Boy", she chuckled. "Luscious curls my ass."

"Tiana!", someone called across the room.

"Looks like they want me elsewhere", she sighed before rolling her eyes.

"It was nice meeting you Oakley", she said as she gave me a hug.

"You too", I said, taking in her sweet perfume.

Fuck. She smelt like expensive vanilla and strawberries.

She pulled back with a smile.

"Until we meet again", she said before walking away.

"You fell in love as soon as she told you her name", Jack chuckled as he shook his head.

He wasn't lying.

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[kreamcakez]

Bondage- Shota Aizawa

(kinktober day 18)

Smut

HC's

CW: jealous Aizawa. Not proof read. And this is an adult x adult thing... Not adult x teen or something like that... Teacher x Adult teacher aid.. 🫰🏽👍🏽

AN: I am a I sucker for this man. he screams Dilf teacher I wanna fuck—🤭 okay sorry. Please be nice because theses are my horny thoughts and opinions 🫶🏽.

★MDNI★

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

★ To Start if with hem being jealous, Let's say somebody is flirting with you and she sees it from a far. We all know his capture weapon can hold people still and that he knows who to use it. So what if he pulls you away from whomever, with it? Like what if he just pulls you away from said person??? 🙂 To some place more alone... Like his office maybe 🤫

★Light to his office are down low, And door is locked and blocked. No sound gets in it out. Best if all no cameras 🤳🏽🙅🏽 🫶🏽. So it's just you and him all alone. Your hand tied behind your back you laid on the desk and your legs propped open. Him in between your thighs 🤭.

★ Favorite position? Trick question, he doesn't have one. But he does like to see your face, so desperate under him or on top of him. Those pretty little hands tied together but his scarf. But when he is going through a jealous rut thingy, your wrists and ankles are tied together and your ass is up in the air. Getting stuffed full from behind. Your gonna be sore by the end of the day. 😅

★I think he would tug at the scarf just to pull you closer. Wether it's you sucking or getting fucked, you'll definitely be calmed as his one way or the other. So if it's by the marks on your wrist or itlf it's bite or hickey, hell leave his mark.

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

AN: Just be prepared for long sleeves and turtle necks in your future. 🔮 Hope you enjoyed

#kinktober 2023 #bnha smut #aizawa shouta #aizawa x reader #bnha #aizawa smut

[kzlove]

spider donut

syn -> you and eren go on a hunt for a spider donut.

warnings : nickname use (mama, babe, girl), mikasa has a little brother, spider man jokes, mikasa and eren have a sibling relationship, n-word use (once i think ion know), definitely not proofread

eren x black!reader

note : bruh i lowkey forgot abt this acc 🌚

-

[6:03am] my girl : oh hi eren 🙂

[6:05am] boyfie : ohmygod [6:05am] boyfie : whatchu want now girl [6:05am] boyfie : it's six in the fuckin morning

[6:06am] my girl : damn so ask me how i slept then.

[6:06am] boyfie : mmcht. [6:07am] boyfie : how you slept mama?

[6:09am] my girl : stfu

[6:10am] boyfie : bruh. 😐 [6:10am] boyfie : WHATCHU WANT.

[6:10am] my girl : you still got ur keys took?

[6:11am] boyfie : ok so.. [6:11am] boyfie : you wanna get blocked 🤨 [6:12am] boyfie : could've said that frm the get go babe

[6:13am] my girl : aii bruh chilll 🫠 [6:15am] my girl : i want a spider donut

[6:16am] boyfie : huh

[6:18am] my girl : you text too much 😒 [6:18am] my girl : ft me, i miss your face

[6:19am] boyfie : you texted me first 😒

-

eren facetimes you, staring into the camera with low, tired eyes.

"why are you up so early on a weekend?" eren grumbles into the mic, holding the phone in his left hand.

you smile, showing your face in the camera as you rest your back against the headboard.

he recognizes it, but can't exactly tell where he recognizes it from.

"i'm at mikasa's house. she went to go get nan from his sleepover." you inform, turning her led lights on.

nan was her little brother, but his real name was kenji.

he got his nickname from eren, due to the young boy's love for bananas and the first minions movie.

"at six in the morning? who ends a sleep over at this time?" he questions, sitting up in his bed a bit confused.

"it's his first sleepover, e. he had a nightmare and wanted to go home." you complained, rolling your eyes.

eren says nothing in response, just laying back in his bed with a quiet 'mmh' coming from his lips.

you stare back at him, giving him a stink face.

"what do you want girl? i wanna go back to sleep." eren questions, mumbling into his sheets.

"a spider donut baby. you know the one i sent you like a night ago?" you question, tilting your head.

eren scoffs, picking up his phone and getting ready to hang up on you.

"please hang up on me so i can find another nigga." you beg, glaring at the phone and sitting up with the quickness.

eren groans loudly, before dropping his phone right back on the bed in annoyance.

you giggle, leaning back against the headboard with a proud look on your face.

"gimme two hours mama. then m'all yours okay?" eren questions, picking up his phone with a frown.

you nod, smiling big at his words. "okay. love you." you speak into the mic, biting your freshly done nail.

eren mumbles a quiet 'love you too' before hanging up.

he doesn't know what he's getting himself into.

-

you were generous enough to give him four more hours of sleep, before calling him again.

this time, he was actually climbing out of his bed and making his way to the bathroom.

"i hope you're not ready yet." eren said, picking up his tooth brush and propping his phone up.

you shake your head no, showing him your black top and hello kitty pajama pants.

but you had already brushed your teeth, showered, and did your hair.

all you had to do was put your clothes on, and you were ready to go after that.

unlike eren, who had to do everything under the sun.

you hadn't mind though. it gave you more time to look for your outfit and pair your shoes with it.

when eren finished brushing his teeth, he climbed into the shower.

"what are you gonna wear?" you questioned, laying your outfit on mikasa's vanity chair.

eren pauses for a minute, before humming. "probably something calm. my essentials hoodie and my forces maybe." eren shrugged.

you glance at your outfit while nodding.

"nice. love it." you reply shortly after, stripping out of your clothes and beginning to lotion your skin.

it doesn't take too long for eren to get out the shower, walking into his room and setting his phone on his dresser.

he starts to dig through his closet, a confused and annoyed look on his face.

"what's wrong baby?" you question, pulling up your jeans and socks.

eren pokes his head out of the closet to look at you.

"do you have my essentials hoodie? you were last to wear it" he questions, bringing his fully body out of the closet.

you shake your head, giving him a confused frown. "you were the one that took it off me, e." you reminded.

eren huffed in frustration, before picking up his dark green sweatshirt and tossing over his head while grumbling.

you don't pay him any mind, tossing your hoodie over your head and walking downstairs.

"you leaving already?" mikasa asks you, raising her eyebrow in confusion.

she was laying on the couch watching bojack horseman, a bowl of fruits sitting in front of her.

she must've cut them up while you were in the shower.

you shake your head, having a seat next to her and looking at the tv.

"eren's coming to get me in a bit. i'll be right back though." you tell her, grabbing a throw pillow and tucking it under your chin.

she nods, popping a grape in her mouth and offering you one.

you take one gratefully, mimicking her actions and popping it in her mouth.

5 minutes go past, before mikasa opens her mouth again.

"you got a dick appointment? you smell really good and you used my cocoa butter." mikasa questioned, smirking.

you laughed, before shaking your head.

"nah, i wish. we're going to look for something." you say, using your camera to make sure your edges are laid.

mikasa hums, sliding you the rest of her fruit bowl and stretching while pointing to her keys.

she didn't want to fall asleep and have you locked out, even though her parents gave eren the spare key.

you eat it, chewing on the piece of strawberry in the bowl.

"i'm outside." eren says from your phone, leaning back into his seat with a quiet yawn.

you nod, standing up out of your seat and giving mikasa a small hug before grabbing her keys.

you make your way over to eren's car after locking the front door, climbing into the front with a smile.

eren stared at your outfit the entire time, and even shifted his whole body when you took a seat.

"what?" you finally asked, kissing your teeth. but you knew why he was staring so hard

"how the fuck you got my hoodie? and i asked if you seen it." eren scoffed, reversing out of the driveway.

you hold your tongue, reapplying your lip gloss and making sure you looked good.

eren doesn't say anything else about the topic, just driving to the nearest dunkin donuts.

he let you have the aux, so of course your favorite song was blasting from the speakers.

you got all the videos out of the short car ride you could, posting only one on his instagram story.

the music turns off when you get to dunkin donuts, eren climbing out the car and opening the door for you.

he does the same to the dunkin donuts door, waiting for you to walk in.

you smile, walking in and immediately going to the showcase of donuts.

your smile disappears when you don't see what you're looking for.

eren notices, and turns to the cashier. "do you guys have anymore spider donuts?" he questions, showing him the picture.

he must've looked it up on his way, because you didn't send him any spider picture.

the cashier looks, before shaking his head.

"nah, sorry. can i get you anything else?" the cashier asks, shifting his eyes back to eren.

eren notices you walking out of the place, grumbling to yourself.

he rolls his eyes in response, looking up at the menu. "yeah let me get a strawberry dragon fruit refresher and.."

-

you sat on the hood of the car, waiting for eren to come out of the dunkin donuts place.

you looked before you made sure eren knew where he was going, and they literally said they were available.

how the fuck do you promote wrong?

eren walks out, holding a little bag and two drinks in his hand.

one refresher, and one frozen drink.

"who the fuck is that for?" you questioned, making a face at him.

"you girl. who else?" he questions back, handing you the cold drink with a scoff.

you smile, wrapping your freshly done nails around it.

you recognized it as the limited munchkin drink, the one you were talking about to him a couple nights ago.

"there's another one a couple miles away. lets check there." you beam, taking a sip of your drink.

eren chuckles and nods, opening the door for you to get in.

you plug the location into the gps and eren began driving.

"shit better be worth it." eren joked, watching the road as you took pictures of him and the drink.

-

you've gone to five dunkin donuts in your area, before trying another one.

both your drinks were completely done, and eren was ready to climb back into his bed.

"you need this today mama?" eren asked, pulling into yet another dunkin donuts with a frown.

you nod, squeezing his thigh. "plus i really think nan will be happier after his embarrassment." you explain, climbing out the car.

the two of you walk into the dunkin donuts located in walmart, before you gasped loudly.

"baby look they have it!" you say excitedly, shaking eren's arm while walking up to the cash register.

eren chuckles, squeezing your hand. it looked pretty normal to him, but he knew your excitement was different from his.

he adores you because of it.

"hi. can we get three spider donuts?" eren orders, rubbing the small of your back.

the sweet woman grabs a box, getting ready to pack the donuts into it for the two of you.

"actually can we get six spider donuts, and two chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla please." you correct, leaning into eren.

she nods, grabbing the half dozen box and packing the donuts neatly into it.

you grab your phone, getting ready to scan your card on it.

but before you could scan it, eren swipes his own card with a cheeky grin.

he doesn't let you speak, grabbing the box and walking out of the store without you.

"you two are a cute couple." the woman smiles, waving you off.

you nod, shooting her a small thanks before chasing after eren.

you meet him at the car, holding the box and waiting for you with your side already open.

"you didn't have to pay." you complained, getting into your side while looking up at him.

he leans down and presses a soft kiss to your lips, muttering 'i know' against them.

you have so much love for this man.

-

you make it back to mikasa's house after a bit of a drive and the many pictures you took of the box of donuts.

eren opens the door for you when you make it to the house, and closes the door after too.

"honey i'm home!" eren calls out jokingly, hearing nan immediately run down the stars.

eren places the donuts on the counter and nan launches himself into his arms.

they had a strong relationship, you could tell. probably because mikasa always had eren around.

nan had grown to see eren like his older brother.

"and you're here too!" nan giggles, looking at you upside down in eren's hold.

you give him a short hug once he's let down, before turning to mikasa who was knocked out on the couch.

the tv read 'are you still watching bojack horseman' on the tv.

she must've fallen asleep after you left.

"who are the donuts for?" nan asked, sitting at the table in front of them with a grin.

"us, nan. open them." you suggested, pointing to the box and sitting in front of him.

eren walks over to mikasa, lifting her up and shaking her awake.

she immediately lets out loud complaints of 'put me down!" and "i'm sleeping eren!" as he swings her around.

nan opens the box and gasps, seeing the spider donuts almost immediately.

"yay! spider donuts! thank you!" nan cheered, clapping his hands and wiggling in his seat at the sight of the donuts.

you make sure to put two aside for mikasa's parents, not wanting to leave them out of it.

you grab three more and sit on the couch with napkins, handing one to mikasa and eren.

eren pulls your thighs over his lap and kisses your cheek, before taking a bite out of his donut.

"thank you eren." you say, resting your head on his shoulder.

eren nods and rubs your back, a smile on his face.

these feelings he got and your reaction were definitely the reason he did things like this.

-bonus-

after finishing your donut, the three of you were comfortably watching bojack horseman on the couch.

you had switched out your clothes for your pajamas and brought a blanket for you an eren to share.

about three episodes in, nan dashed in front of the tv wearing a spider man suit, doing the spider man pose.

"bro you're not spider man." mikasa complained, already pinching the bridge of her nose.

"yes i am! new york needs me!" nan yelled, stomping his feet and pretending to shoot webs at her.

you laughed, moving out the way so eren could record him.

"you're not miles morales! the spider didn't even bite you!" mikasa laughed, throwing her hands up.

nan paused, before giving his sister a snarky remark.

one you surely weren't ready to hear.

"girl it's 2023. ipads and computers and scientists are very smart." nan complained, roling his eyes.

eren busted into laughter.

-

your outfit || eren's outfit

#aot fanfiction #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #aot fluff #eren aot #connie springer #eren jeager #eren yeager #eren x black fem!reader #eren x reader #mikasa ackerman

[lexa-griffins]

I feel like we need some virgin Clarke hc to complement the virgin Lexa asks 🙂 How about seven minutes in heaven where nerdy trans Clarke is stuck with her crush, popular Lexa in the closet after spin the bottle? Clarke gets the balls to actually makeout with Lexa who is impressed by Clarke's sudden confidence. After their seven minutes is up, Lexa pulls Clarke to an empty room to pop her cherry.

I ended up writing a whole thing, sorry 😅 i also don't know why I went with an HSAU since I don't really write those but here we are. I'm splitting this in two parts, and post the smut later! Because I think this is cute!

--

Lexa is been the most popular girl in school for as long as Clarke can remember really. She's always been a natural leader so it really comes as no shock to see her climb the social ladder early on, reaching its peak at high school, head of the student council, star of the volleyball team with a one way ticket to Harvard. Clarke's has a crush on her since Lexa put a flower in Clarke's hair back in third grade, back then still very short and a wavy blonde mess most of the time, and told Clarke how pretty she looked like that.

At eleven Lexa declares she only likes girls and Clarke realizes she'll never get a chance.

At thirteen Clarke starts transitioning and realizes she could actually have a chance.

If they didn't run in completely different groups.

Lexa lives amongst star athletes that are all far too good looking and far too smart for Clarke to even dare approach them, while Clarke is the art nerd type and runs with equally nerd minded people, the type that excell at one subject and subject only, like Raven and her out of this world talent for mechanics or "cockroach" Murphy whose love for survivalist media turned him into a bug lover like no other. They play dnd on the weekend and try not to get caught stealing parts from cars at the junk yard.

So when Lexa, the same Lexa that put a flower in Clarke's hair, the one who might have triggered Clarke's realization into the fact she was trans, the same Lexa that has nearly given Clarke a boner in the middle of gym class because of the way she bent down in her volleyball shorts, comes over to their table to invite them to a party that weekend at her house Clarke is convinced someone, somewhere is playing a prank on her.

It doesn't happen often she isn't mocked or bullied but Clarke has heard the mean spirited whispers. She doesn't give a shit about then, nerd doesn’t equate weak and she refuses to run away and cry just because a bunch of high schooler think her being different is funny.

But Lexa wouldn't. Right? She might be bitchy at times, imposing and refusing to let anyone walk over her but she wouldn't prank Clarke. They're not friends anymore, not since middle school, but Lexa still waves at her in the hall and hasn't missed a short yet thoughtful text message on Clarke's birthday.

They go. Because well, why wouldn't they? Lexa seems genuinely happy to see her and even compliments her band tee, focusing her eyes a little too hard on the way the Queen logo distorts around Clarke's chest, and offers her a drink that Clarke notes isn't particularly strong which is cute and thoughtful despite the fact Clarke has been drinking Monty's homemade moonshine for about two years now every other Sunday during their DnD nights. It's sweet that Lexa gave Clarke the least amount if alcohol possible without straight away assuming she wanted none, telling Clarke that behind the whole popular girl facade, the girl Clarke developed a major crush on is still alive and well.

Which is great. If it didn't make Clarke feel ten times more attracted to Lexa; Lexa in her cute white shorts and her laced-up red blouse that forces Clarke to bite the inside of her cheek so she won't get hard and be entirely to up front about her feelings towards Lexa.

She hangs out. Talks to a few people she only ever lent a pen to before, talks to Lexa for longer than she has in the past four years combined, laughs when Lexa recalls that time they were caught by Abby giggling at an anatomy book when they were kids and pretends she doesn't feel jealous when Lexa talks about her ex girlfriend Costia, who is now off to college somewhere.

She's a little buzzed by the time someone suggests they play seven minutes in heaven. Clarke doesn't even know where Raven and Murphy are, although shebsuspects they are no where in the circle when she sits down on the couch directly in front of Lexa. Statistically Clarke is sure the odds are against her when the bottle starts to spin.

She isn't really thinking about what will happen when the stops spinning and she has to go into the closet with someone because she just really wants that someone to be Lexa. Pretty popular Lexa who keeps smiling nervously at her and whose cheeks are a pretty shade of red and whose hair bounces when she walks, whose hand is very soft as she touches her, urging her to get up.

"Clarke, cmon were up." Lexa giggles above her, trying to pull her up from her sit.

Clarke doesn't understand quite why. Lexa seems to manage to read her mind, despite looking nearly as much or even tipster than Clarke.

"It landed on me."

Oh, look at that. It has. Pointing straight ahead where Lexa had her cute butt sitted.

Clarke's being pulled into a closed full of jackets before she knows it. It's warm and stuffy inside, barely enough people for one of her, much less the two of them... that must be why she can feel Lexa's nipple through the shirt, Clarke now noticing the girl has gone braless. And if Clarke can feel Lexa's nipples than Lexa can fot sure feel....

"Shit, I'm sorry." Clarke apologizes frantically, trying - and failing miserably- to get some space between her body and Lexa's.

She tries every quick solution in the book. She fleshes her leg and then her arm and then her buttcheek but it doesn't help. She's actually sure she must look like she's having a case of involuntary spasms. She tries to think about everything else, anyone else but it useless when Lexa is right there, so real and so within reach for Clarke's mind to even come up with anyone else's face.

Clarke's about to apologize again. She feels like a creep even if it is not her fault. What will Lexa think of her now? The weird nerd kid she decided to give a chance at friendship again only for Clarke to pop a boner so hard she might have to run home and jerk off to exhaustion.

Lexa says something that Clarke can't quite make out, "Hmm?"

"It's okay." Lexa repeats. It's slightly slurred out Clarke realizes, and at first she fears Lexa is much drunker than she thought. But then. Then Clarke sees green eyes hooded as they stare down at the party crasher between Clarke's legs, lips parted and heavy breathing hitting Clarke's face in warm puffs. A hand that is so close to her boner Clarke could moan just at the thought.

And then her gaze shifts and Lexa is staring at her, eyes nearly black with lust and Clarke decides this is now or never. No trying to keep a somewhat there friendship going, no backing out at the last second, no doubts about stupid high school social status that mean nothing in the real world.

Clarke kisses Lexa. Hard. Like she never kissed anyone before. And it's not like she kissed a lot.

Lexa doesnt seem bothered by this. Instead she wraps her arms lazily around Clarke's neck, letting Clsrke do has she pleases, pulling her by the waist and then slamming Lexa's hips on the closet door. Clarke attempts her best impersonation of someone who knows what the fuck they are doing, bitting Lexa's pouty bottom lip and pulling it slightly, hoping it was more sexy than it was borderline cannibalistic. If the moan that rumbles against her lips is any indication Clarke would say she deserves an high five for effort.

"You're so hot." Lexa manages between kisses, and Clarke swears she could conquer the entire world upon hearing those words, "and so fucking hard."

Clarke stops. Comically so she'd say. Eyes opened wide, Lexa's bottom lip still between her teeth. Lexa's eyes open after hers, softly at first and then big and wide all at once, Clarke's face clearly concerning her.

"Sorry." Clarke jumps to say, releasing Lexa's lip and composing herself. Her shirt has now traveled up her mid section and Lexa's laced up shirt is somehow loosened, ofdering just slightly less coverage than the shirt originally did. She pushes herself back from Lexa's body with great sacrifice, only for the arms that are still around her shoulder to pull her back in for a far more tamed kiss.

Lexa chuckles as she pulls away, "you say sorry a little to much."

Clarke laughs nervously, "yeah, sorry about that."

The sight of a perfect eyebrow raising and beautiful lips turned up in a smirk make her realize her mistake, "oh right yeah. Sorry. I mean no, I'm not sorry. Fuck this is hard."

Theyre laughing before Clarke can catch a hold of herself. Lexa pulls her closer again and Clarke wraps her arms around the girl's generous hips and they both laugh quietly in each other's shoulders.

Lexa smells like alcohol and raspberries. Her hair smells like roses.

"It's not the only thing that's hard you know."

She's going to say sorry again, but the words hang in her throat. A knock on the door makes her forget she was going to say it at all.

"Your times up!" It's Murphy's voice. She guesses he and Raven where in the circle after all.

They take a few seconds to compose themselves, the way Lexa closes up the string of her shirt and runs a hand through the soft brown curls of her hair doing nothing to soften Clarke's situation.

Lexa smiles at it and gives Clarke's cheek a peck "I'll walk in front of you."

There's the girl who put a flower in her hair.

#letter opened #wanheda's dagger #clexa #virgin clarke #g!p clarke griffin #my writing #au: 7min in heaven

[jadeylovesmarvelxo]

Get the girl

Received these two anon requests that I thought were a little similar so I combined them to make this story. ❤

Summary; Steve has a crush on Dustin's sister Y/n, she's kinda a nerd and loves D&D.

No matter how much charm he uses she doesn't agree to go out with him, so he decides to learn about D&D to help get the girl.

Warnings; None but someone might not be as happy as they portray to be about y/n and Steve.

Reblogs, comments etc are always appreciated. 🙂💕 I do not give anyone permission to copy my work.

Y/n was Dustin's sister and Steve liked her. She was beautiful, smart, and funny and despite his best attempts at charming her she remained immune to it.

This had never happened before and Steve was stumped. He kinda got used to girls falling at his feet, yeah he had a bit of a rough patch for a while but he was back in his stride now.

Yet, Nothing. Was. Working.

Didn't help that Dustin the little butthead had cottoned on to Steve's crush on his sister and was not happy.

"You could choose anyone Steve but you choose my sister!".

"Now you get how I felt". Mike said commiserating with Dustin.

He was determined to prove how much he liked y/n though so he turned to Eddie Munson and Erica Sinclair ( Lucas's sister) for help.

Y/n was kinda nerdy, she loved playing D&D and was part of The Hellfire Club. Steven knew nothing about D&D and there was no way he was asking Dustin to teach him.

He would never hear the end of it. Dustin couldn't keep a secret and he would tell his sister. So he asked Eddie and Erica.

❤

"Come on Harrington you got this". Eddie claps him on the back.

Steve's head was full of D&D terms. He had learned about Eddie's last campaign featuring Vecna who was a dark wizard.

Erica taught him about the roles of all the dice and that twenty for the highest number to get for a critical hit.

His head was full of elves and Demogorgons, crit hits and how much damage he could do to a particular creature.

"At least you know a little bit more about it now Steve. You can talk to y/n without sounding like an idiot". Erica tells him.

"Yeah, strike up a conversation dude. You can only try, right?".

Erica snorts.

"That's if she likes you in the first place, your usual charm hasn't exactly worked has it?". Steve scowls.

"Yeah, thanks for the reminder Erica". He hopes maybe learning a bit about D&D might help y/n soften towards him.

He planned to ask her out tonight and hopefully she said yes.

❤

Y/n liked Steve. She really liked Steve, he was handsome, sweet and kind, charming. He had turned on his charm a number of times now and while her feelings for him were growing stronger she didn't want to just be a notch on his bedpost.

To her surprise when she arrived at Hellfire Club Steve was there looking very nervous.

"Steve? What are you doing here?". He gestures to the game.

"Just watching the game. Been learning a little about it". Her heart skips a beat and she smiles.

"Oh? I didn't think that you would be interested in this Steve?". He blushes and gestures around.

"You love it so I wanted to learn". Mike groans from the table.

"Give it up man, she's not going to go out with you". Steve bites his lip and y/n decides to take a chance.

"I don't just want to be another notch on your bedpost Steve". He shakes his head eyes widening.

"No, no. I like you a lot y/n. I want to be with you. You're not just a "notch on my bedpost" give me a chance and I'll prove it to you". She considers this then nods kissing his cheek.

"Okay, you can take me out tomorrow". Steve lights up, and a beaming smile sweeps across his features.

"Aww shit. You mean you've liked Steve all this time?". Dustin asks her and she grins ruffling his hair.

"Sorry, Dustybun. I mean it's not like I hid the fact. He's a hottie". Steve hearing this looks smug and she kisses his cheek.

Meanwhile, Eddie watched in the background a strange feeling in his chest as he watched y/n and Steve together.

What the fuck? He didn't understand what was happening?

Rattled he calls for the game to begin ignoring his aching heart.

❤

#steve harrington x reader #steve harrington x you #steve harrington fluff

[ellena-asg]

Ell, how's your cat (stray)? Still in your house? :-)

Heh, it's complicated 😂 He is and he isn't.

After healing he decided to leave my house and come back to street life (my area is safe and natural like Tolkien's Shire so by streets I mean sandy roads and many gardens). He disappeared for 6 days. I thought "I will never see him again, he didn't like me". But then next day morning I heard that someone tried to enter house through cat flap. My kitty girl can use it well so I thought it's my aunt's or neighbour's cat or my doggy dork. I opened the door and ta-da. It was my stray 😁

He stayed a while, ate, drank, slept a bit. Then he again went outside. But he started coming back - every third day. Soon, when I was going to the shop I noticed him in the garden of abandoned/damp house down my street. He came to my house the same day. And then went outside again and came to me every third, sometimes second, day.

Recently there's a progress. He comes back to me every day 🥳 Sometimes he stays for 5-6 hours. He is happy when he sees me, he "chirps" to me and my kitty girl (I mean, he talks something like "Mmmro, Mmmro") and he loves when I carry him in my arms.

He also started reacting to sound of his name. I called him Mani (Manny). From Old Norse "Máni" (moon, also god of the night) - cause I found him at night and his fur is dark (tuxedo but mostly black/brown). From Hawaiian "manu" (bird) - because of chirping 😉 and from Hawaiian "manu [kīnā]" (bruised and injured, broken) - cause when I found him he was bruised and injured. And his head looked and still looks sometimes like he's very curious (it's a bit crooked - doctor said that it's probably caused by some old accident and it's something with nervous system but generally cat feels fine and is fine, bones are okay, he can live like other cats).

Doctor said that Manny's about 5 years old. So he's a younger brother to my 10 y.o. kitty girl Sophia 😉 She accepted him and liked immediately - what is "wow" cause she generally doesn't like strangers and the only cats she loved were my cats who are in heaven. I'm so happy for her - when last year we lost Sophia's dear mummy (cancer here and there...) and Sophia's son (kidney failure) in almost the same month... Sophia was depressed and her behaviour has changed. Thanks to Manny she "came back".

What else... Manny is a smart boy. Okay, every cat is. I'm just proud of him. He learns fast. When I found him and took home he didn't know how to use a litter box. Two days later he knew 😁 And generally he learns fast all those "house things". He was a stray so long so the progress is really amazing.

Fun fact: Manny never gets angry. He's a walking chill-out zone 😂 Sophia is too playful? Sophia is a little gremlin today? He still loves her. Aunt's cat is mean? Peace, not war. Doggy scared him? It's okay, no hard feelings. Doctor: Five injections in the butt, I'm sorry... Manny: No problem, doc! Full relax.

He never bites, never hisses, never growls, never uses his claws against me and others. Very rarely he is stressed or doesn't like something but then he just wags his tail a bit - though even then he's like "if you have to do this, sure, come on, I will let you".

So he is mine (friend, family member) now. He comes to me. But I can't say that he 100% lives with me (like my doggy and kitty girl) - not yet. He needs some time 🙂

#personal #cats #asks

[nextinline-if]

I was going to find one of the more famous fluff prompts for the ROs to react to but all I can think about is "MC cooking a meal to share with the RO". I don't think royals really have a lot of cooking experience or opportunities to cook at all 😅 but my sis would usually cook an extra portion for me whenever she's cooking for herself so what would ROs + James's reaction be to an MC who does the same?

Thank you charms-cat 💙 I appreciate you drying my breakfast tears from that dying in ROs arms ask 🥲 Your sister sounds sweet 🙂

it's true that MC probably doesn't have much cooking experience but the King used to sneak into the kitchen with the twins when they were young and teach them how to make some treats so they aren't totally clueless.

James: James sits across from you."You're not trying to kill me, right?!" You roll your eyes at his suspicious glance and respond, "The throne is already mine dummy." He chuckles, brings the fork up to his nose, sniffs it, determines it's safe, and then takes a bite. His eyes go wide. "Oh wow," he says, glancing at you with a glassy gaze, "it tastes just like what dad used to make us."

Margaret: Margaret looks around and back at you. "Are we eating alone?" You nod your head, saying, "Yeah, I made this just for us." Her eyes widen for a split second before she smiles and takes a seat. "I didn't know you could cook, darling." You laugh but do not confirm or deny her statement. She glances nervously at the plate and mutters, "The things I do..." before taking a tentative bite. She lets out a sigh of relief and throws a fond look your way.

F: They take the bowl you offer and throw you a grin, asking, "Is this a date MC?" You shrug but glance at them to gauge their reaction as they eat. They give you a grin. "Don't worry, it's perfect." They eat it all and ask if you'll cook for them again soon.

Constantine: He looks at the plate you're offering with confusion. "What's this?" When you tell him you were hungry and thought he might be too, he kisses your forehead and happily takes the offered meal. When he's finished, he looks at you with a grin. "You never cease to amaze me."

#ro’s reactions #reactions #james verissimo #constantine dimas #f faramund #lady margaret #interactive fiction #nextinlineif

[writtenonreceipts]

Hey!! Could you write a fic about Aelin and Lorcan ? I think they’d be great together

Brotp 🙂 I tried to tie this in to boys night out, and tried to do a full fic but my brain would not compute. and i’ve had a little more time on my hands than i thought, so here we are.

Headcanon list of Aelin and Lorcan as friends

. . .

“I can't believe I let you talk me into this.” is how it would go. Lorcan of course glaring at his best friend. He would be trying to determine how many ways he could kill Rowan. 

It didn’t matter that they’d been friends since high school.  Nor did it matter Rowan was really the only family Lorcan had in the world.  This was taking it a step too far.

Rowan only shrugged and passed Lorcan a torn out piece of paper with some scribble down an itinerary. A legitimate itinerary of what Lorcan should do with Rowan girlfriend to try and be her friend

“I owe you one,” Rowan would say. Though they both know there have been to many IOUs exchanged between the two of them that it's impossible to determine where they actually stand.

Rowan goes so far as to say please

"You do know the woman hates me. How are you planning on getting her hang out with me let alone for an entire day?" Lorcan says, because the second he sees a way to get out of this he'll take it

Rowan lets out a long sigh. I owe you.

Aelin doesn’t believe for a second that Lorcan is actually in her doorway

Lorcan Salvaterre was towering at nearly seven feet, large muscles and harsh almost cruel features. The only time she'd seen him soften in anyway was when Elide was involved. When it came to her however, Aelin was certain Lorcan would much rather be anywhere else.

"You want to be friends?" She asks dubiously. "How long have we known each other?"

The answer is nearly three years but they don't talk about it. Most of that time has been spent ignoring, yelling, and avoiding

"Elide threatened to kick my ass if I didn't try to play nice," Lorcan'll say. Though, Aelin knows he's lying. Despite the fact that Lorcan would do anything for Elide, Aelin knows there is more to this

"Right. So. Do you want to come in? We can start by braiding each others hair if you want?" She grins as Lorcan continues to glare.

"No. Were going to the shooting range."

So they do. They go to the shooting range, starting with pistols and escalating to the long range rifles. And while they technically aren't keeping track of who has the better shot--Lorcan is very skilled at shooting.

Aelin doesn't know everything about his past, but she knows enough that it really shouldn't surprise her that he is so good at shooting. And waiting. At watching. And he is an excellent shot.

She knows his dad was a military man. Knows his dad was harsh, controlling, unforgiving. She knows he did everything and anything to please the man. Even becoming a sniper in the army

And she knows it was never something he really wanted for himself

So she doesn't comment. Not on the care he takes with the weapons, the subtle rituals he goes through for each reload. She doesn't comment on perfect shot after perfect shot

He let's her pick the next activity and she's tempted to tell him that they are going shopping

But then she says ice cream instead.

He rolls his eyes because of course she would say that.

But ice cream it is and they are sitting outside with their cups and spoons and Lorcan is scowling and Aelin is humming.

When she looks at him, she gives him a full grin. His scowl deepens

"You're not even complaining," she says.

And she realizes that there is only one other person Lorcan would cross hell for. And that is Rowan.

"Is it your assignment to be my friend?" She'll teases

No. The adamant response. But she knows.

"Rowan wants us to be friends," she sings, "best friends."

Another scowl as he takes a bite of his strawberry ice cream. Elide is good for him, she decides then and there.  Because Lorcan doesn’t eat ice cream and if he does, it certainly wouldn’t be strawberry ice cream.  But Elide has a way about her.

“Best friends,” Aelin repeats.

Lorcan curses and Aelin cackles.  She knows that she and Lorcan will certainly buttheads over and over again.  But maybe they could also get along too.  For Rowan and Elide’s sake.

any ways. sorry. this ask has been sitting for a while.

#throne of glass #throne of glass fanfic #headcanons #modern au #aelin and lorcan brotp #aelin galathynius #lorcan salvaterre

[beachy--head]

I hope you would consider writing a prompt based off that green dress head canon you answered when you take prompts again :) Would love to read your take on it. Japril is adorable in your stories and hot

I would and I did 🙂 That headcanon was: April kept that amazing green dress (from Bailey's wedding. STRAPLESS AND TIGHT). She wears it one night in their marriage - it drives Jackson nutz to an end of night breaking point.

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She's after him.

He doesn't know what he's done to deserve this – maybe he hasn't put his keys on the hook when coming home, or cleaned his bowl this morning, or maybe he threw her favorite throw pillow on the ground while they were watching TV? –, but she's clearly out to get him.

Otherwise, why would she wear this dress (this amazing, breathtaking, cursed green dress that he only took off her in his wildest dreams and that he didn't know she still had) at what is supposed to be a family-friendly dinner thrown by his mom, in her favorite upscale restaurant? Her parents are right there, for God's sake, and he's supposed to carry on a conversation as usual, not to eye his wife on the other side of the table, innocently sipping champagne and smiling sweetly at her father.

He winces when his mom elbows him. "I know your wife is beautiful and that you have no impulse control when it comes to her, but can you please not act like a lunatic tonight?"

He refrains from whining and from pointing out that April started it (his mom and his wife can both make him feel like he's 12 sometimes), and tries to concentrate on the task at hand. Easier said than done. His attention sways every time she moves or talks (and she's April, so that's all the time), until she stands up to go to the bathroom, her hips lightly swaying as she walks away. He tries not to look at her (and it's very difficult, because the view is really, really nice) while Karen is telling him about the latest adventures in Moline. His mother-in-law would condemn him to an eternity in Hell if she knew what he was thinking about right now. And then, just before pushing the door to the restroom, April looks at him and and has the gall to actually wink, before going inside as if nothing was wrong. Oh, if that's how she wants to do things, then it's on (he is on, actually, very very on).

He's never sneaked out of a restaurant so fast, never driven this recklessly, never slammed the door so hard, and his wife's giggles just push him over the edge. With a growl, he walks towards her and kisses her roughly, slightly biting her bottom lip before attacking her neck. She tilts her head to give him better access, and he swears he can feel her smile.

"This dress is driving me crazy."

"This time, do you want to do something about it?"

He doesn't answer. Not with words, anyway.

#drabble #japril #april kepner #jackson avery #ask

[lilithrebellion]

What are your thoughts on Azusa? Cause like I guess he's the nicest out of all the diaboys

Oh boy, I get to post my Azusa rant, yay!

I absolutely hate how people always say he's "an angel" because his reason for hurting Yui is because he thinks it's helping so therefore it's not mean.

Full stop, no. Yui said no. He still did not respect her no. There is no difference from anyone else.

I actually have a personal experience that is sort of similar (but no where near as serious). My aunt really likes pickle ball and was continuously pressuring me to play it. But I had to play it in PE before and the damn plastic balls flying around terrified me but even when I explained that she just would not stop pushing. I actually had to yell to get her to stop because the idea that I would be forced to go through that again made me snap.

It doesn't matter if the thing you are suggesting helps you personally. If a person says no, you do not keep harassing them to do the thing. Even more so since Azusa's thing is literally self-harm.

Seriously, threatening to self-harm if someone doesn't do what you want is...pretty shitty. Got to say.

There's the argument that Azusa doesn't physically harm Yui in the same direct way as everyone else, but that doesn't mean what he does isn't just as awful. The anime scene had him literally forcing Yui to stab him while she screamed at him to stop.

We know how much Yui is against hurting other people. So to force her to do something like that. Literally forcing her hand. It feels incredibly cruel to me. And honestly to me, she sounded more terrified in this scene than some of the biting ones.

I don't care if he thinks it's helpful or if he enjoys getting hurt. If someone says no and you don't listen and do it anyway, then you're still the asshole. I do not like grading any dl trash as "less worse" based just on physical harm. Psychological harm is still harm.

Azusa also just creeps me out in general. I'm pretty sure he'd try to harass Amaya into cutting him and she'd just go: Nope. *knocks him the fuck out and walks away*

Anyway, whenever I see someone go "I'm not like most dl fans I only like Azusa because he's nice." it makes me hate him that much more. 🙂

#ask #and this is why I call him 'unsolicited medical advice' :)

[khaleesiofalicante]

This is from last chapter but still I need somewhere to scream, sorry💙

First part was a rollercoaster and I am not ok!!! Lets just get some points:

Alec taking Magnus hand so he doesn’t bite his nails and kissing a boy for the firts time in his home is something that can be so personal🥺🥺

IZZY AND JACE. JUST THEM ALL NICE AND LETTING HIM PUT THE DECORATIONS AND I AM NOT CRYING😭

She is the one who asked for a divorce. Shouldn’t she be happy? Relieved even? I dont like the way this parallel hurts :)

Alec and Jace looking out for Izzy is so soft but the part of Max just hurts me in so many levels😭

AHH MARYSE BEING ALL NICE AND RESPECTFUL AND GRATEFUL TO MAGNUS AND GIVING HIM THE EARINGS HIT ME LIKE A TRAIN. I LOVE THAT WOMAN😍

*whispers* Sizzy....

“Nothing,” Alec whispers back. “But I plan to love you more than I love you today.” chezzy little shit jdhdujdjs

"Look at me carrying all that frankincense.” reminds me of the time I played a little devil on a Christmas play😂

FUCK ROBERT. OMFG I AM A SECOND AWAY TO THROWING HANDS. HE WAS 11 FOR FUCKS SAKE!! DOESN’T SOUND FUCKING FAIR INDEED!! I know he tried and did better, etc, etc but still...

“I’m not giving up on Magnus,” Alec says firmly. “I love him, and I intend to marry him.”💙💙💙

Ok, that discussion was so damn painful and angsty, but it was fucking amazing!! And again, both of them are right to certain point. Like, they did violate Magnus rights basically and he has all the right to go away, and also Alec is so used to things like this that he doesn't see how wrong it is. But also Alec had a point that families are like shit sometimes

BUT. You also need to know where to draw the line bc it comes to a point where its not healthy anymore... Ahhh I could do a whole analysis of this😂

"Don’t treat me like shit and then ask me to be the bigger person.” FUCK IF I DIDNT FELT THIS TO A DEEP LEVEL>>

That was really fucking low of Alec...

MY BEAUTIFUL RAFAEL. EVERYONE GIVE HIM A BREAK. HE DESERVES A FUCKING REST!! Also Alec pulling this shit... AHHHH!!!

Rafael and Magnus crying when he knew about the divorce omfg now I'm crying too😭

I feel so fucking bad for Max rn. Also Alec, kindly fucking stop🙂

Will the fact that Max loves Magnus so fucking much and he inmediatly worries if he is crying ever not hurt?? Nope :)

"It’ll be okay. Tell me what’s wrong. I’ll fix it.” FUCK😭😭

The baby. Their blue. THE SILENT OATH BETWEEN RAFAEL AND HIS PARENTS TO PROTECT MAX. I CANT. I'M DYING INSIDE

"Max, who has always been able to keep his head above the water, is drowning." idk why but this was my favorite quote of this Timeline. POETIC WRITING😭

I don’t know. I don’t know anything. Please stop asking me. I WILL PROTECT THIS BOY TILL I'M DEAD AND YALL BETTER PREPARE FOR THAT🔪

I'm one "sometimes love isn’t enough" away to combust internally

GOOD MORNING TO LESLIE AND ONLY HER. THAT WOMAN IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE😍

I KNEW JACE KNEW!!!

The "notes to self" are always on point *chef kiss*

I will learn to do necromancy just so I can bring Albert back and kill him slowly🔪

OMFG god he reads AND writes smut. This info is ✨first priority✨ jsvsjsjksksks and on fucking church HOLY-

He keeps tampons for Lexi and Selena just in case. He. Is. Fucking. Perfect. THIS BOY IS THE DEATH OF ME🥺🥺

"But David catches him though.  He always does. This smut-reading, tampon-carrying, beautiful son of a bitch." ✨DAVID IS PERFECT AND LITERALLY NO ONE CAN ARGUE ME✨

David really is killing poor Max jdhsksjskjs

LESLIE IS ICONIC. AMAZING. TALENTED. BRILLIANT. THE BEST-

As I coffee hoe, I relate😔

YES TO GABRIEL AND SELENA. MY SHIP IS SAILING!!! Gabriel is in love and I love them for that. Who wouldn’t be?? 😍

Ok, kinda worried for Rafael...

For someone with such a mess in his love life, he really gives good advice...

DAVID AND HIS WRIST KISSING IS KILLING ME!!

Max, we need to aknowledge your abandonment issues... Like, same bro. But you need help...

The person who got hurt the most was the person who helplessly watched it all come crashing down and wasn’t able to do anything to make it stop. OUCH💔

I didn’t need to know that Alec cried every night after the divorce but thanks🙂

OF COUSE HE IS SPECIAL TO MAX. THAT WHOLE SPEACH GOT ME BETWEEN WANTING TO CRY AND WANTING TO LAUGH JDHSISJSJ

Poor Rafael. Now everyone thinks he has a degradation kink I mean he does but still👀

"I’ll always see you. No matter how hard you try to hide from me.” stop with the cryptic-romantic shit. I am already crying😭

THE WAY I LOVE DAVID ISTG-

"He wants everything. He wants everything with David." This is going to get out of hands, BUT I'M LOVING MAVID SO MUCH AND ALL THEIR THOUGHTS BREAK MY HEART OK?!?!

This chapter, as always is just ✨MASTERPIECE✨

Ayyyy I’m so so glad 💙💙

Here is a tiktok for you. This is Magnus/David with Alec/Max 😭😂😭😂😭

#tlnd

[readyplayerhobi]

i just recently read the recent chapters for because i love you and as always they were so comforting to read 🙂. Its not often you come across a story with such realistic characters with issues and insecurities that an ordinary person/ couple might face so its really refreshing to read. I love that although jungkook could be seen as the 'ideal' partner he still has his own issues and insecurities like anyone else, and the fact that he finds solice in oc is really sweet. Even though him and oc are so different from each other, and are at different stages of life their relationship makes so much sense and they really do work well as a couple, I love this story and your writing is phenomenal as always !!

Do you like reading stories with more realistic or mundane storylines or do you prefer reading something the complete opposite like fantasy for example? 🤔

I like reading both to be honest...I've really liked the style with Flower and BILY I've got because I really just love seeing the smaller moments with characters. Like...one shots are great and all, but short chapters like these let you get so many glimpses into their life as they grow and you really get to see them fall in love with each other, or why they do.

The small scenes just make me happy as they're little bites of fluff to enjoy. I like a good extensive world builder as much as anyone (look at some of my one shots, world building is My Thing) but I just have really loved delving deeper into 2 characters as they live and love with each other!

And thank you for your kind words on BILY! I'm happy people like this...just like Flower, I wanted an MC who feels believable and real, with real world things that most fics don't cover. Like...she's fat, she doesn't shave every day and often goes weeks without it yet he doesn't care, she's blunt and honest and they'll go through lots of things that people go through...being told she'll struggle to conceive naturally again in future chapters (not a spoiler, it's already discussed in chapter 1), how her weight and age will add issues to pregnancies, the struggles of IVF, his mum hating her and them not resolving that at all because sometimes, that's just life!

[bigbellasdogblog]

Dog Foodie 🍗

The word "Thanksgiving dinner" was mentioned today.  Mom and Dad are gettin' ready for a big meal.  They're gonna make a lot of my favorite foods (who am I kidding, all food is my favorite food) tee hee.. Mom asked Autumn what kind of pie she wanted to make this year.  She said she didn't know and that she doesn't really like pie all that much.  I don't know if there's cause for alarm just yet, but I've got my eye on that little one.  Who doesn't like PIE?! 🥧

Now Mom's making a grocery list.  Man I wish I could go with her, I have some suggestions for the menu.  Oh well, I'll just have to wait til Thanksgiving day where bites of food 'accidentally' fall from Grandpa's side of the table. 🙂 For that, I am thankful.

#bigbellasdogblog

[frostedfaves]

Can I request milf reader x Kate bishop? Maybe reader is a baker and Kate has a thing for her sweets, and maybe her?

A/N: I felt the need to post at least one of my already existing requests before I started dark!professor!Nat so here we go. also idk if you wanted this to be soft but my brain made it dirty 🙂

warnings: 18+ ONLY, legal age gap (22 vs 30ish), slight service top!Kate, technically cheating, dry humping, implied hidden strap, unedited fic bc I'm lazy

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The bell over the door rang, announcing Kate's entry to the bakery. She took a risk by trying to come in five minutes before closing since you usually locked the door by then, but the lingering customers at the counter had Kate believing luck was on her side today.

"There you go," you hand over the perfectly packed items to a small child and a receipt to the man accompanying her. "Is there anything else I can do for you today?"

"That's all! Thanks again for taking us so late in the day."

"Of course!" you answer in the same moment the child adds in "Can you be my mommy?"

"I'm so sorry about that," the customer apologizes and ushers the child through the door while you watch with wide eyes, your awkward smile becoming genuine as you catch sight of Kate.

"Can you be my mommy?"

"Hi, Katie," you greet her with a giggle, kissing her cheek as you pass by to lock the door. "You're later than usual. I almost thought you wouldn't show today."

"I could never pass up time with you," Kate assures you, leaning against the glass counter as you return to your spot behind it. "Did you save me a cinnamon roll?"

"Of course, although I don't know why you're so obsessed with cannibalism."

"Wow, that joke gets funnier every time you tell it," she deadpans while accepting the treat from you, taking a big bite immediately and letting out a low moan. "Perfect as usual. How do you do it?"

"Gotta be good for my favorite customer," you reply while batting your eyelashes and Kate pretends not to choke in response.

"So..." she clears her throat a final time. "I showed up at closing time so I'd have a better chance at getting you alone...to talk about catering a small party. My mom wants to hire you."

"Oh, okay. Let's go over it in my office."

You barely try hiding your disappointment while letting Kate come behind the counter and follow you into the back storage room. You keep going to another door that reveals your office, closing it behind her despite you two being the only ones left in the building today.

"So what's the date of this event?"

"The 27th," Kate mumbles, undoubtedly distracted as you bend over and her seat near your desk gives her a perfect view of the thong you'd decided to wear under your dress today.

"That should give me enough time to prepare." You grab a couple binders and head toward your desk chair. "Does she have any--"

"Sit here."

"What?"

"Sit here," Kate repeats, giving a light pat to her thighs and raising her brows expectedly.

"Okay."

You drop the binders in your chair and walk around to her side, placing a leg on either side of her before lowering yourself to her lap. A small noise escapes you when you feel the bulge you didn't notice through her loose sweatpants.

"Is that thong for me?" Kate asks with her hands on your hips, pushing her own forward against you and grinning when you moan at the contact. "Answer me so I can give you what you want."

"It was for my fiancé at one last attempt to bring back what I felt in the beginning but--"

"But he doesn't do it for you anymore, does he?" she presses and you nod. "It's because of me, isn't it?"

"Yes it is," you gasp as you begin grinding against her on your own and she matches your movements. "It's been you this whole time."

"Oh I know, baby," she teases you with a chuckle. "But I'm here now, so let me make you feel good. Let me take away the ache between those pretty legs."

Kate wraps an arm around your waist to hold you close and using her free hand to grab your chin, pulling you into an urgent kiss as the two of you pick up speed. You're moaning and huffing breaths in each other's faces in between sloppy kisses and suddenly you're digging your nails into her shoulders and whining--

"Please don't stop; I'm so close!"

So Kate reaches between the two of you and pushes your soaked thong aside to directly rub your clit, smiling through the sting of your scratches as she watches you come undone in her lap. Your eyes are locked on her as she pulls the tips of her fingers into her mouth to taste you and you release a shuddering breath.

"I think you're just going to make the ache stronger."

#kate bishop #kate bishop x reader #marvel x reader #hawkeye x reader #hawkeye au #frosty’s smut

[leonaluv]

what kind of kissers are bts?

🤔 this might be slightly 18+ I don't know maybe 15 with the gif.

For fun only 🙂

Let's say Jin got invited over for "ramen " with a lady he was seeing for a while. She is going to be disappointed that they are just eating ramen 🍜  . Then he is the type to suddenly kiss her while knocking everything down. Just after a heavy make-out session. He just leaves which makes her so flustered.  Shock and at the same time wanting more.

Jin can be a dirty kisser like if the person is eating he will lean and stick his tongue in that person.

That might sound gross, but imagine if it was ice cream or chocolate. Things will be moving away like he knocking stuff down to get to his partner.

Jin will lean in for a long time, but still, look good after his kisses.

Jin isn't the type to kiss random strangers, because he puts a lot of effort into his kiss.

He likes to make his partner excite and will push his partner for kissing. Jin is the type to act as nothing happened after a kiss. Jin is a creative kisser.

(The magician, temperance, Queen of swords, and five of clubs + 2 of hearts,)

Rm prefers standing while kissing or lifting his partner. He kisses leaves girls to feel weak on the knees. Sexy feelings and touches his partner's chest area a lot. His kisses can get dirty too.

His kisses can feel like a wish come true. If the person didn't have feelings for him. After the kiss, that person will change their mind. He even catches feelings to do he had to be careful.

Suga- likes for his partner to fo all the work while kissing. He just sits down and lets his partner be on top of him. Stand ing above him. He uses his hands 👏  to do the talking.  A lot of built-up before he kisses someone. Suga checks to see how his partner feels so he doesn't kiss for long.  Could be with two partners.

Jimin is the type of person who uses kisses to his advantage and will kiss his partner to shut them up. Or he will kiss someone to make them feel better. His kisses catch people off-guard and the person gets scare now they feelings deeper than they expected. He does a little kiss that trails down the body.

Jhope is a great kisser and good at using his tongue. Yet, he randomly kisses people and leaves the person feeling disappointed that it isn't going to last long. He is the type to grab his partner close and cuddle than kiss.

V is the type of kisser where his head goes blank and he makes out a long time with his partner. He bites his partner and likes to leave his mark. He likes for his partner to be on top of him. His partner often touches her lips trying to remember the kiss. He makes people want to savory every bit of the kiss.

Jungkook - he changes up the style of how he smooches his partner depends on his mood.

If his angry he may pick up his partner and slam them on the bed aggressively kiss. If he is feeling good then he will just kiss 😘 his partner's cheeks and a long peck on the lips.

He has experienced and the type of kisser like the scene in princess diaries... The drool kisser...

The girls pay to have their first kiss and the scene was hot.  He is the type of kisser to leave the person shock and hurt lips in a good way.

🤧 I think it might be the last time I do a kissing post for celebrities 😅 I kinds cringe 😝 looking at and it just hard to explain without 18+.

The ramen thing is like Netflix and chill 😣. I know someone will ask me and just look up what that means lol.