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fatalgames-archived · 2 years

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open to m / f / nb !! you’re my personal assistant or secretary who i’m fucking and i told you to hang up on my wife once i was done speaking with her but you didn't.

“what the fuck was that ??” brad growled once they were off the phone. he had stormed out of his office to confront them as soon as he heard the call end. “i hung up the phone ten fucking minutes ago and told you to get her off the fucking line as soon as i was done. so what the fuck are you doing speaking to her for that whole time ??" anyone could tell he was livid. not that he swore any less when he wasn’t. “next time, i need you to do what you’re FUCKING TOLD. or both our lives are going to get real fucking messy. got it ??” he went to storm off but turned on his heels and came right back. he wasn’t done. “and another thing. only a fucking idiot would stay on the line and chat to my fucking wife like you’re the fucking high school [ ‘faggot’ for male muses ; ‘fat girl’ for female muses ] trying to suck up to the popular cunt on campus hoping they’ll validate your existence.” he checked his mobile to make sure his wife hadn’t sent him any messages or tried to call him with any suspicions. “she’s got nothing better else to do all day out there in our fucking overpriced slice of suburban hell; t he fucking ‘queen of suburbia’, pta cunt mom she is. she’s a real fucking nancy drew cunt when she wants to be, so don’t give her anything to suspect, alright ??”

#indie rp #indie bi rp #indie gay rp #indie starter #brad.#brad is pan so open to females / males / trans / nb etc #feel free to take this any way you want #maybe the wife didn’t give your muse a chance to hang up and was just being really chatty #or your muse could have just acting bratty or catty #or maybe the wife suspects something idk #go crazy pls!!!#i need it

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inchidentalmeowmeow · 1 month

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People really out here writing charles as a timid shy little angel of a kid when he really was a chaos gremlin that didn’t know braking was an option and pushed people off the track

Baby Charles’ face: 👼😇🪽✨🥹💗

Baby Charles’ personality: 👹😈😼😡💀🔥

Look him and tell me he doesn’t look like he would bite ur head off for track position

#he is unhinged and thats why we love him #LET HIM BE CRAZY PLS I BEG #poor max likely got the brunt of it growing up #maybe THIS is why max remembers the spiderman helmet #every new interview abt his childhood and i see the vision clearer #little man knew what he wanted and was going to HAVE IT #charles leclerc #f1 #formula 1 #cl16 #lestappen #max verstappen #1633

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rampagemagpie · 5 months

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Dear Nornar, PLEASE LEAVE THE BEES ALONEEEEEEEE

#lethalcompany #lethal company #lethal company fanart #lethal company meme #lethal company bees #leave the bees alone pls #alway a teammate who are going crazy for the beehives #pls help us #my artwork

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hoshizoralone · 9 months

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a series of comics about the time where flora is left alone with clive

#sorry guys im rusty on tagging things so here i go #professor layton #professor layton unwound future #unwound future #unwound future spoilers #flora reinhold #clive dove #pluf #pl #anyways these two are like. two halves of one whole. if flora got writing in this game it would have been crazy #i hate terrorists *five seconds later posing with clive* me and the bestie!#loneart #hall of fame

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goodpvppy · 1 month

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waking up to soft touches trailing my body… feeling your lips at my neck and being sleepily confused why i feel so full until you thrust and i can’t help but to whimper and you cover my mouth, “shhh… be quiet pretty boy. i couldn’t help it when you are so perfect for me like this.”

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ghostreblogging · 7 months

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A ghost's memento is an important thing. If it's in your hand you can kill even the strongest beings without much trouble. As it's connected spiritually to the ghost. One can easily crush the memento and then the next strike would be lethal no matter what. And even then the ghost will have to spend most of their energy recreating a memento. As such it was considered a pure act of love to give someone one's memento.

Danny never allowed himself to give up his memento to someone. It was for his soulmate of course! And it just felt wrong to give it to sam and tucker or jazz. It just didn't feel right.

And then he met Damian. And he fell hard.

So when batman questioned him about his whole ghostly situation. He took the opportunity to give his memento to Damian

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny phantom au #is this done yet?#dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc #dc x dp prompt #soulmate au #dead serious ship #can be any ship really #go crazy pls give me a fic

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willowser · 1 month

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i need more barbarian bakugo au or im gonna burst 😢😢

NOOOOOO bc !! ofc you know who he is, right ?? he's the next in line to lead your clan; you've seen him around your little village and at the smithy and felt the wind underneath the wings of his dragon as he flew overhead. you've stolen glances in the market, between the leatherworker's stall and the potter's kiln, and you've celebrated him along with your peers and you've watched him grow, from afar, into the kind of man that will come to be chieftain.

bakugou katsuki has always, always been—important. he was never among the litter of you that were escorted around by the clan childtender when you were just a young thing, nor was he ever involved in training for your first hunt or sat around the elders as the history of the clan was recounted to you; he grew up apart from the lot of you.

occasionally, his tender's would find him scuttling about in the fields with a tiny group of other boys, ones that were brave enough to wrastle with him in the dirt, or followed his commands closely enough that he allowed them to join him on unknown and unsupervised expeditions into the wilds.

you see him closely for the first time at his own nameday, at 16. it's a big celebration, a turning point in his young life, and he stands before the village with a face painted in the markings of a warrior, body unscarred and strong, and he hoots and hollers with all the etiquette of a feral child. which he might as well be, being raised by the kind of fierce chieftess that will no doubt go down in history.

your family offers a gift, as they all do, and it's you that climbs the steps of his family's hall and hand delivers it to him: a little clay dragon, a bit crude but made with care, that you've worked on for weeks. it's hard to tell how he feels about it, because he only stares at you in silence before huffing and puffing and baring his teeth at you, and then you're escorted back down to your family in the blink of an eye.

you orbit each other, distantly, though you never exchange more than a few passing words.

—so when the maidens that serve the bakugou family come to find you in the night, on the eve of katsuki's ascension to chieftain status, you're shocked to find he's taken lives and conquered settlements and tamed dragons and journeyed far and wide and grown to be the battle-hardened man that he is—but has never taken a lover.

and you're even more astounded to find that he's chosen you to be it.

#i had to cut myself off or i would have kept going LMAO #WAAAHHH HE MAKES ME CRAZY #maybe he even goes away for a few years #to fight in some war and he comes back less of a feral child and is suddenly a MAN #WHEW #oh man oh man oh man #he bares his teeth at you as a teen pls he's trying to show you how FIERCE HE IS 🥺🥺🥺#i have to go i have to stop i'll go insane you dont get it #✿ ask willow #✿ thoughts: bakugou

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b1mbodoll · 1 month

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virgin!heesung watches so much fucked up porn and has the most nasty fantasies but turns bright red and tongue tied when it gets down to it.

OR

he's super shy all the time but fucks you like an absolute animal when he gets the chance - whenever he gets the chance (he makes time. trust)

im in love with both of these omg ur so insane n i love it 💞 BUT THE FIRST ONEEEE im so dizzy 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 i absolutely adore the idea of him w a nympho gf n bein a huge perv n wanting to fuck you sosososooo bad but he’s also giving “no i don’t fuck. i’m afraid” 😭😭 poor guy’s afraid youll be disappointed n he’s soooo totally unaware that his cock is huge 😵‍💫 “turns bright red and tongue when it gets down to it” IM OBSESSEDOH MY GODDDDDD ur insane . and u have fried my brain as well

#♡.signed. sealed. delivered.#wonusbabydoll #im going crazy #the no i dont fuck im afraid meme lives in my head pls do u guys know it #enhypen smut #lee heeseung smut

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tophthedaydreamer · 2 months

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my human versions of oswald and ortensia for valentine's day!

i hope everyone has a good day with their loved ones, and to all my singles out there, enjoy the candy!!

#topharts #oswald the lucky rabbit #ortensia whiskers #ortensia the cat #toon gijinka #disney gijinka #toon humanization #disney humanization #gijinka #humanization #disney #valentines day #valentine's day #valentine's day 2024 #i know i am going crazy eating chocolate hehe!#also i don't wanna seem mean but pls like or reblog this post!#i feel like my art doesn't get much attention these days hehe. so pls leave a nice lil comment or whatever you'd like to do :D

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feral-teeth · 2 months

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Happy Valentine’s Day! 💖💝💘

pls share w credit!! 🫡

Inspired by @smoshpvnk any similarities to any other cards besides the format is not on purpose!

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lavenderrkissed · 6 months

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guess who didn't finish her homework but is writing anyway bc she cant stop thinking about neighbor simon !!!! (me)

anywayyy

simon didn't talk to many people, or anyone at all really. he thought it was just best to mind his business, the others in the apartment complex were too chatty and gossipy for his liking. so, he kept to himself and his dog Riley, and that was that

until, you moved in right beside him.

you were the newcomer, happy to finally have found a place to stay, and decorate your little apartment to your liking.

he had caught you moving heavy boxes into your room, clearly struggling, not always from the weight but just the pure size of the box. he took notice of the way your arms gripped onto the boxes, not even fully wrapped around, and he couldn't just leave you there all by yourself !!

so he looks down at you, speaking up w his deep voice, "need some help?" silly lil british accent

and you turn to look at him and his breath has caught in his throat at how pretty you are (you're so pretty<3) and he feels his palms start to get a little sticky, and he feels weird because he doesn't know if he's nervous or hot or if it's just you but he is sweating.

so from there, he helps you move in, carrying the heavier and larger boxes into your empty apartment, and he is strong. i mean, it's what countless hours of training and working in special forces does to you, but his muscle ??? omfkfmfggggg

you thank him and everything, and he leaves, but you feel like just a 'thank you' isn't enough, so why not bake him something !!

you bake him some cookies, basic chocolate chip ones, nothing too special. (but really special to him bc no ones ever done that just for him before:(. )you put them in a clear container, along with a pink sticky note, and leave them right outside his door

when he opens his door and finds your little surprise, he's really trying to hold back his smile when he sees the note, reading, "thanks for all the help the other day, couldn't have done it without you. i really hope you enjoy!" signed off with your name and the cutest little smiley face ever

now he knows your name, and that you bake, and that you're cute. (and that he's only talked to you out kf everyone in the apartment complex even though you're the one who just moved in)

THIS IS NOT THE LAST OF NEIGHBOR SIMON YOU'LL SEE (and puppy Riley) i have so many more ideas !!!!! muehehehhehe

#cod #call of duty #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #simon riley x reader #lavenderrkissed #ghost x reader #simon riley fluff #simon riley x you #can someone do my homework pls im going crazy #this is kind of bad but its okay !!!!

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httpiastri · 4 months

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