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jennywebbyart · 9 months
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Throughout the whole movie, I kept forgetting she was married….
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winterfieldfrontiers · 9 months
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GLORBIE MEME
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thecanadianweeb · 9 months
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headcannon that Gloria, her male partner and barbie from the barbie movie are in a poly relationship!
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be-my-totino · 8 months
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writing prompt for any barbie x gloria fic writers out there
barbie and sasha are out somewhere and someone calls barbie a milf, barbie asks sasha what that means and not wanting to possibly upset her in public sasha lies and says it stands for 'mom id like to be friends with' (or something it doesnt matter) and when they get home barbie calls gloria a milf, gloria in shock asks if she knows what it means and barbie tells her what sasha said and gloria laughs, she sees barbies confusion and tells her it stands for mom id like to fuck, and without missing a beat barbie says that still makes you a milf and gloria dies
bonus points if they kiss and if el esposo de gloria doesnt exist
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mayazlool · 8 months
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gloria try not to look at barbie challenge (failed)
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You heard weird Barbie-- INEXTRICABLY INTERTWINED. She said it, not me. Weird Barbie knows everything and weird Barbie ships it too
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gen15gg · 9 months
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i think barbie would LOVE hannah montana and go on to think miley and hannah are two diff ppl until gloria or sasha has to break the news to her or smt LMAO
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kevinthebull · 9 months
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I watched the Barbie movie. Loved it. I can see it doing big at the Oscars. The performances particularly Robbie, Gosling, and Ferrera were all great. I'm also shipping Barbie and Gloria but I figured I would from trailers.
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kxpmultifandomer · 9 months
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There Is No Heterosexual Explaination For Barbie To Decide To Become Human, She Hates Change And Experienced Catcalling And Didn't Like It, In This Essay I'll-
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nettle-milk · 9 months
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Ok that’s it. I’m going to start shipping Barbie and Gloria
but what is the ship name pls
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gooeyringtown · 8 months
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Barbie (Movie 2023) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Margot Robbie's Barbie/Gloria (Barbie 2023), Margot Robbie's Barbie & Sasha (Barbie 2023), Margot Robbie’s Barbie & Gloria & Sasha (Barbie 2023) Characters: Margot Robbie's Barbie (Barbie 2023), Gloria (Barbie 2023), Sasha (Barbie 2023) Additional Tags: Humor, Fluff and Humor, Domestic Fluff, Kinda, MILFs, sasha's friends love milfs, and they're so real for that, Barbie is a sweetheart, and she just wants Sasha to like her, Barbie being a great stepmom, barbie and gloria and sasha are a FAMILY, barbie is the father who stepped up, El Esposo de Gloria Does Not Exist (Barbie 2023), also barbie has a giant crush on gloria, They're very sweet, lots of exploration into barbie and sasha's relationship, i love them, sorry I couldn't help it Summary:
“I wish I had known about this sooner,” Barbie spoke her thoughts aloud. She surveyed the area and took in all the faces of all the different women on the boardwalk. “Every woman here is a MILF!” She chirped, outstretching her hands slightly to beckon at them.
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Barbie doesn't know what a MILF is. Sasha doesn't really want her to.
Based on a tumblr prompt.
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my first glorbie fic!!! based off of the prompt by the wonderful @be-my-totino because it was just too good to pass up on. 
hope you like it!! 
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winterfieldfrontiers · 9 months
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Barbie/Gloria is semi-endgame
Spoilers Barbie alert!
You don't need to believe me, but I didn't expected Polyamory relationship between her, Gloria and her husband, who is being grateful and supporting to have Barbara as new girlfriend's his wife after she chose to be with Gloria in real world for being doll designer to make their dream together, Happy Ending, Ken who?
This is Enchanted for Asexual, Sapphic and Polyamory, I love you Greta Gerwig
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thecanadianweeb · 9 months
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Barbie Movie Review (TW: Spoilers!)
So I saw the barbie movie yesterday with my GF and her mother too.
Since people were wearing pink to the movie, i wore my pink Y2K tracksuit that my aunt got at a flea market for me. My gf wore a pink dress with a leather jacket. My tracksuit totally fit the vibe! Anyways my theater was full of gays, including us.
So the movie starts really wholesome, with feminism as it's motto... until barbie starts having an existential crisis. Then she goes to the weird barbie, the black sheep of barbieland. The weird barbie tells her that whoever is playing with her at the moment is causing the crisis. Then she goes to the real world and ken is the tag-along (man) child.
In the real world, barbie meets Barbra Handler while sitting on a bench, while trying to regain memories of who was playing with her.
she finds out that it was a high-schooler named Sasha. she goes up to find her, while ken starts getting into conservative politics.
Eventually, Mattel themselves finds out that barbie has escaped her world and ended up in the human realm. they then send out agents to get her because it could have serious consequences on both worlds.
Barbie soon finds Sasha, but then gets roasted by her because she hates barbies due to unrealistic (body) standards. Barbie sits down on the curb of the school and cries until Mattel's agents find her. Barbie is kinda happy to see them because she's always wanted to see what some of her creators have done. Meanwhile, Gloria, Sasha's mom is picking her up when she sees barbie getting picked up by Mattel but is too late.
When barbie is at Mattel headquarters, she explores the building and goes to the CEO's office. They then put her in a box that nearly kidnaps her, so she makes a run for it while the agents chase after her! Meanwhile, Ken is going back to barbieland with his new political agenda.
While running away from the Agents, Barbie runs into Ruth Handler, The mother/creator of Barbie itself! She tells barbie a secret escape method and it works! Barbie then meets Gloria and her daughter. They stare for a bit with a lot of queer-coded Sapphic tension. Then barbie flops into the car due to the agents catching up. Which cues a car chase scene!
in this car chase scene, Gloria and barbie talk about their problems and find out that SHE's the one that's messing with her life. Gloria also talks about her male partner is all by himself, practicing his spanish on duolingo. eventually they get away from the agents safely, and barbie takes the two newfound friends back to barbieland, which has now been turned into kendom. Barbie is obviously unhappy, because her friends have been turned into sex slaves with maid outfits! (Weird, right?) The constitution was also about to be changed too!
Barbie then becomes incredibly depressed and goes to the only refuge left: Weird Barbie's house! the other barbies which weren't brainwashed were staying there for safety as well. Then there's a narration stating that Margot Robbie probably wasn't the best actress for this scene, because ya know.
The Mattel agents realize that changes have aleady been made to both worlds and send the agents into barbieland to stop it as well!
Then there's an actual commercial for a depressed barbie doll, which is super funny. but also kinda sad.
Gloria and Sasha decide to go back to the real world, but ken has issued the construction of a Donald Trump-esque wall! And what's worse, Someone hitched a ride on the pair's Car! Turns out that it was just Allan, and he's actually a nice guy trying to escape the conservative government. Then out of nowhere, He literally jumps out and punches the Construction workers, serving as a distraction!
Gloria and Sasha have an "Oh Sh*t, we gotta help her" moment and go back to help save Barbieland! they end up finding her in the strange Barbie's house. And Gloria gives an inspiring speech about life and it's hardships. She's also wearing a shirt with the Lesbian flag colors on it!
Eventually, the refugee barbies and Gloria come up with a plan to undo the ken Regime (that's what I'm gonna call it) and bring order back.
this plan includes cheating on all of the other ken dolls and making them fight against each other, lord of the flies style.
it ends up working and everything is back to normal. when the kens come back from a homoerotic lord of the flies battle, they see that their changes have been undone and are upset. Ken tries to seduce barbie, but she ignores it bc they are both gay in denial or possibly bi/aro, etc. the girls then tell the kens that they are enough if they stop being stupid and actually be supportive for once.
Then the agents meet up and talk to barbie saying that's she's the hero and deserves a happy ending with ken. Barbie disagrees, saying that she doesn't know who or what she wants to be. Then Ruth comes back and tell her about how she was her actual mother and it's up to her to decide her destiny in an inspiring speech. Barbie then decides to stay in the real world and it's unclear if the portal was left closed or open. Same thing with ken and barbie being gay. All it shows in the end is barbie asking if she's celibate, which is a recurring joke in the film.
I think since it has an ambiguous ending, barbie might actually be in a poly relationship with Gloria and her partner.
Anyways, TLDR, Barbie has an existential crisis, gains a girlfriend (Both ways ig) and discovers herself.
If you are a Parent, don't bring your children to this movie unless they can handle mature topics or you are willing to explain stuff. it is rated PG-13 in my country, however. Other than that, A great movie! (unless you have mommy issues)
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be-my-totino · 9 months
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someone pls make a comparison post of barbie x gloria giving each other that look before she gets in the car then regina x emma giving that look as shes getting out of the car, its all i have been able to think about
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alainapaloosa2 · 8 months
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Anyway, chapter 2 and 3 of This Barbie loves Fall is up!
Summary:
Barbie, Gloria and Sasha take a trip up North for a few days in the fall.
Barbie gets to explore the changing nature around her, learn about Halloween traditions, figure out what exactly is going on up at the cabin, and understand her feelings better;
Gloria gets a well deserved break from Mattel, with the two people she loves;
and Sasha, has to deal with the fact both of the women are in love with each other and don't know it.
Also, as a bonus, I gave in and made a Glorbie Playlist
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dykebarbie · 9 months
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need them to kiss
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