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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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The entire experience of watching a Shakespearean comedy is hearing the female leads say most beautifully romantic things to each other for an hour or so until one or both of them falls unconvincingly for a man who is either duller than a sweet cream milkshake or definitely gay.

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Normal work emergencies: “They need me to come in and fix a system that broke down.”

Dropout work emergencies: “They need me to come in and throw pasta at comedians.”

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big if true

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I love baseball

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One face, one voice, one habit, and two persons ; a natural perspective that is, and is not !

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A bit late but happy Lesbian Visibility Week!

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i think i would enjoy grazing. were i a cow ...

#alex tag <3

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#alex tag <3

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“can anyone hear me” and “its so dark in here” and “who said that” have got to be some of my fav things to say on a post because it brings to mind being locked in a room or lost in a cave, probably because of what youve said. not being called out in desperation, but in much calmer yet still resigned-to-your-fate way. in the case of “who said that” you’re saying something out the side of your mouth or under your breath, sometimes just fully out loud, then feigning bewilderment to whip around and look behind you. Sometimes in this case you’re in a vast and empty wheat field with no audience anyway. In all cases you’re definitely some sort of madman or loon or otherwise totally bonkers. just a glimpse into how my Posting Interpretation is.

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#alex tag <3

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Anyway...

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Saturn Devouring His Son if it were a Draw The Squad meme from 2014

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Bovine figure of the day: Hagen Renaker Guernsey Cow

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CHAPPELL ROAN PHOTOGRAPHED BY KIRT BARNETT FOR POLYESTER ZINE

#my god i love her #alex tag <3