president barbie and weird barbie on a double date with barbie and gloria :’)
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Gloria: So have you thought about what job you want to strive for?
Barbie: I don't want a job. The bourgeois gain capital through stealing the labour of the workers, and the proletariat need to seize the means of production to liberate the global working class from exploitation.
Gloria: ...
Gloria: Sasha, did you give Barbie your copy of the Communist Manifesto?!
Sasha: And I would do it again!!
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they dont tell you about the part where you fall in love with your barbie that came to life
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*Sasha invites her friends over*
El Esposa de Gloria: Hi! Nice to meet you. I’m Sasha’s dad and this is my wife Gloria, and this is her girlfriend Barbie!
Friends: um… How does that work?
El Esposa de Gloria: Gloria’s bi but we married for tax benefits after having Sasha. Barbie is a lesbian and Gloria’s dream woman come to life. Oh and Barbie hates me.
Sasha: Its not that complicated…
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Barbie and Gloria need a ship name. I have seen Glarbie, Glorbie and Barbia. Honestly I prefer the last one. What do you guys think?
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There Is No Heterosexual Explaination For Barbie To Decide To Become Human, She Hates Change And Experienced Catcalling And Didn't Like It, In This Essay I'll-
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desperately need more smutty gloria x barbie fics bc i literally had to use google translate to read one tonight 😭
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Ok that’s it. I’m going to start shipping Barbie and Gloria
but what is the ship name pls
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Barbie whenever she sees Gloria:
Behold... Gay hand flip Barbie.
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go barbie go!
the quote in the art is rephrased from a fic! check it out here (it's really fucking good)
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Barbie step-mom AU
I'm dumb and this AU makes me happy so were rolling with this
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Okay hear me out, one of those 31 days of October/Halloween prompts for art, writing, anything really, but it’s Glorbie-Ween instead
(I’ll take better name suggestions if anyone can come up with one. Would y’all actually be interested in this?)
People keep finding this post so I figured I’d put this here too. I actually did make a prompt list for Glorbieween!
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Barbie (Movie 2023)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Margot Robbie's Barbie/Gloria (Barbie 2023), Margot Robbie's Barbie & Sasha (Barbie 2023)
Characters: Margot Robbie's Barbie (Barbie 2023), Gloria (Barbie 2023), Sasha (Barbie 2023), El Esposo de Gloria (Barbie 2023) (mentioned)
Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Domestic Fluff, Established Relationship, Mother-Daughter Relationship, Birthday Fluff, Family Fluff, Post-Divorce, Divorced Gloria (Barbie 2023), No Beta We Die Like Ken’s Patriarchy, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Barbie is actually Barbara, Motherhood, They're a Family, nothing i do is beta read i just saw the tag and i loved it
Summary:
It's Barbie's birthday and Sasha already knows the perfect gift for her mom's new girlfriend who is also the literal humanized version of her favorite childhood doll.
Life can be very weird sometimes.
I wrote a BarbieGloria fic... Or a Glorbie fic... Or a Barbria fic. We gotta figure out a set ship name, y’all. I can’t keep tag hopping. Anyway, this is one of the goofiest things I’ve ever written so it totally fits with Barbie. I really wrote a one-shot based off of a meme I saw a couple times on the tags and it may be the greatest thing I’ve ever done. Or the worst! All art is subjective! Please enjoy and remember that you are Kenough.
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