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neodracunyan · 11 months

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The Perfect One|Yandere!Wednesday's Infidelity AUs x Male!Human-ish!Reader

Bio + Reader Info

Reader Info

Y/n - Your Name

L/n - Last Name

N/n - Nickname

E/c - E/c Name

F/c - Favorite (Fur) Color

F/f - Favorite Food

F/d - Favorite Drink

F/s - Favorite Sweets

M/n - Mom Name

D/n - Dad Name

Reader Bio

Name: Y/n L/n

Alias: The Perfect Child, Mouse Freak, Rabbit Boy, Cat Face, N/n

Age: 7

Sex: Male

Species: Human/Toon Hybrid (Mouse, Rabbit, Cat Toons)

Personality: (Normal & When he's around friends) Sweet, Caring, Friendly, Polite, Happy, Supportive, Kind-Hearted, Comforting

(When he is stressed out or depressed): Suicidal (Not all of the time), Upset, Livid, Depressed, Lonely

Friends: Michael Theodore (Freakazoid Mouse), Oscar Reynolds (Weirdo Rabbit), Helix Fang (Bad-Luck Kitty), Marcus Mouse (Vs. Mouse Mod), Marko Mouse (Vs. Mouse Mod), Epic Mickey, Epic Oswald, W.I. BF, D-Side W.I. BF, W.I. GF, D-Side W.I. GF, Photo-Negative Mickey (FNATI), Oswald (FNATI), Oliver the Lucky Rabbit (D-Side Marcus Mouse), Owen (D-Side Marko Mouse), Suicidemouse.avi (SNS), Outtaluckrabbit.mov (SNS D-Side Suicidemouse.avi), Julian (Puppet Mickey) etc, Mickey (Original), Oswald the Lucky Rabbit (Original), Minnie Mouse (Original), Felix the Cat (Original), Ortensia (Original), D-Side Ortensia (D-Side Vs. Mouse), Among Us Crewmate Mickey (Mickey's Miserable Night), Mokey, The Mother (FNATI), etc.

Enemies: W.I. Mickey Mouse, W.I. Oswald the Lucky Rabbit (EuthanasiaRabbit.mov), W.I. Felix the Cat (Kill Them All Felix), W.I. Minnie Mouse (W.I. Swap AU), W.I. Ortensia (W.I. Swap AU), Psycho (Secret History) Tails (W.I. AU), Needle Mouse (Among Us Imposter W.I. Mickey), Cheddar (Sculpture Mickey), Satan (Wednesday's Infidelity), Waton (D-Side Wednesday's Infidelity), The Demoness (B3 Remix Satan), Carrots (D-Side Cheddar), Labrat Mickey, etc.

History: Y/n L/n was just a 7-year-old boy, but a special young boy as he is also part toon as his ears somehow look similar to Mickey Mouse, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit and Felix the Cat as he can shift his ears into either one of them like modeling clay.

However, he was sent the orphanage from his neglectful parents because of his appearance that make him look like a toon and he was soon picked on by the other kids at the orphanage as well as the caretakers that treated him like trash.

Then one night, Y/n had enough of being bullied at the orphanage and decided to escape the place that he called, "Home" and runs through the town of Noir City at the dead of night.

Eventually, he does his best to go through life as a Toon Hybrid that soon made him feel lonely that he has no family that would even love and care for him. Until one night, when he ran into someone that he recognized on TV, it was none other than Mickey Mouse himself as he's been dealing with some problems of his own and surprised to see someone like Y/n that is half human and half toon as he suddenly has some plans for the young child that the boy can never refuse as he plans to adopt the young toon boy as his own.

Unaware, that some of the other toons like Oswald and Felix in the black and white world want the boy as well as they planned to capture him and keep him for themselves.

What will Y/n do when he is trapped in a never-ending nightmare full of toons that wanted him as the Perfect Child to have as their own?

#fandom #fnfmods #fridaynightfunkin #horror #fanfiction #creepypasta #suicidemouse.avi #wednesday's infidelity #oswald the lucky rabbit #oswald disney #mickey mouse

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silly-goose-kid · 2 years

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WAAAA OMG OMG HOLLYLEAF X WILLOWSHINE X CINDERHEART THROUPLE

headcanons:

Holly has a crush on both of them as an apprentice and doesn’t know what to do, they both like her. One day she introduces them at a gathering and they become really good friends, eventually they all have crushes on each other lol.

Cinder confesses to Willow, romantic shenanigans occur, eventually Holly joins and they’re a throuple.

The three sneak into the bushes at Gatherings and snuggle :]

They all like play-fighting with each other, Cinder usually wins bc she’s the biggest

Holly and Cinder are a known couple in ThunderClan, and Willow gets sad that they might love each other than her, but they always reassure her and show her lots of love :]

Willow plaits her GFs’ hair!!!

Jayfeather and Lionblaze know that’s going on, Jay threatens Willow when he finds out (“Hurt my sister and you’ll never see her again” kinda thing)

Mothwing also knows what’s going on, she’s proud of Willow for breaking the law :]

Willow and Cinder are still a couple when Holly leaves

This next part is more of an AU, I don’t think this would really be viable in canon:

After Holly runs away, Cinder and Willow are both really really sad. One day, while she’s looking for herbs, Willow finds a tunnel entrance in RiverClan territory. She explores it (not knowing Holly is down there) and gets lost. She starts yelling for help and Holly finds her!! Willow is in shock and gets pretty mad at Holly for letting everyone think she’s dead. She leaves, but comes back a few days later and apologises. They are a couple again. One day, at a Gathering, Willow arranges a meeting with Cinder and takes her to Holly. Initially Cinder has the same reaction as Cinder did, but she calms down. The three talk about what to do. Holly begs them to tell no one that she’s alive, believing that everyone is better off thinking she’s dead, and they reluctantly agree. When Cinder finds out that she’s a reincarnation of Cinderpelt, her partners help her calm down and realise that she’s her own person.

When Holly comes back, she and Cinder are a known couple in TC again. When the Great Battle happens, Willow comes to TC territory with herbs, but gets attacked. Cinder and Willow help her and they have an epic girlboss fight. Willow and Cinder are both there when Holly dies.

THEY ARE THE MOST WHOLESOME AND ADORABLE THROUPLE <3

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babischlong-six · 2 years

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WIP Meme / Tag Game

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it.

Then tag some people for a no-obligation mutual wailing/cheering/complaining session!

I was tagged by @bobafvcks and @gosiksmallspace

There are a LOT, and I’ve decided to put them in alphabetical order, with the fandom in brackets after the “title.” I’ve also decided to leave out the ones that are just vague ideas and/or tidbits without anything genuinely substantial written for them, and the ones I’m already in the process of posting.

Ageswap AU (The Merciless)

all Older Gen. x WWX (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

Angel Heart AU (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

B99 AU (24 Hours in Chang'an)

Casefic (Sherlock Holmes novels)

Casefic 2 (Sherlock Holmes novels)

ChengLing Accidental Incest Modern AU (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

ChengYi Roadtrip AU (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

ChuGuo Post-Canon Horror (Guardian)

Crack Time-Travel/Transmigration Fix-it (The Merciless)

Feng Douzi/You Dongdong (WeiLan Derivs.)

Ghost AU (The Merciless)

HanXian Modern Crime AU (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

Heavenly Official's Blessing AU (Tomb of the Sea)

I Will Go To You Like the First Snow (The Story of Yanxi Palace)

LJY x Eldritch Abomination GF crackfic (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

LQR & WWX Texting Fic (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

LQR/WRH/WZL PWP (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

LXC/JL Dead Dove Proxyfucking (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

Legacy AU (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

Lin Nansheng/Yang Xiuxian (WeiLan Derivs.)

Love is the Death of Duty (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

Luo Fusheng/Luo Fei Hanahaki (WeiLan Derivs.)

Luo Fusheng/Zhang Yuan Da-ge (WeiLan Derivs.)

Luo Fusheng/Zhang Yuan Hanahaki (WeiLan Derivs.)

Luo Qingeng & Luo Fusheng/Qiao Yicheng (WeiLan Derivs.)

Luo Qingeng/Qiao Yicheng (WeiLan Derivs.)

Luo Qingeng/Yang Xiuxian Patron (WeiLan Derivs.)

McKirk 5 + 1 (Star Trek: The Original Series)

Mermaid AU (The Merciless)

Mo Sanbi/Hou Hao Mermaidfucking AU (WeiLan Derivs.)

Mo Sanbi/Jiang Yang Prison Buddies Misery AU (WeiLan Derivs.)

Mo Sanbi/Qiao Yicheng part 2 (WeiLan Derivs.)

Movie AU (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

PWP (The Merciless)

Part of the Family AU (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

Post-Canon Beyond Evil Crossover (The Merciless)

Postcanon "Everybody Knows But Li Cu" XieCu Get-together fic (Tomb of the Sea)

Protagoneil Angst (Tenet)

QiWen Bodyswap (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

QiWen Epic Canon-compliant (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

QiWen Ghost AU (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

QiWen Soulmate AU (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

Roleswap AU (The Merciless)

Saeguk AU (The Merciless)

SangYu Canon-compliant (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

Scum Villan's Self-Saving System QiWen AU (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

SongXiao Sort-of Reincarnation AU (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

Soulmate AU (Tomb of the Sea)

Star Trek AU (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

Wang Meng's Crisis (Tomb of the Sea)

WangXian Modern AU Romcom (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

YZY/WQ Modern AU (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

Zhu Houzhao/Pei Wende Childhood Friends Dubcon (WeiLan Derivs.)

ZhuBai AU (WeiLan Derivs.)

Tagging: @the-marron @evil-moonlight @quiettalker14 @igonecrazy and anyone else who sees this and wants to do it.

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z-1-wolfe · 3 years

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Parhelion Headcanons (sir this is all for you) @greenbeany

Putting 'em under the cut because they got very long O.O

I- the gnome is Neon I take no criticism. They are often good-natured souls with a more mischievous side, and if that doesn’t describe Neon I’m not sure what does. Playful, funny, good intentions, that my good Bean is our lovable cat personified. Okay Parhelion dnd au with gnome Neon please /j.

I AM SMACKING THE GUN OUT OF YOUR HANDS [runs into a glass wall] dammit,, guess I gotta talk now

I- oh no,, time to fail the exam I guess (turns all your head canons upside down)

Okay they do sleep yes they do. Actually that’s a lie only Ciel sleeps, the other two are insomniacs. Ciel has all of her day to day life planned out to the minute, so she heads to bed at a certain time and wakes up at a certain time, the other two are more of a “we’ll sleep when we’re tired” kinda duo. Unfortunately due to Ilia’s night terrors and Neon’s ADHD they almost never rest. No they do not sleep in a SANE bed, ha why would they have a bed? They sleep in a hammock all tangled up with each other. It’s hard to tell what order they sleep in when they kinda curl into each other. They do not use a duvet, why have a duvet when Neon is a space heater? There are no pillows on the hammock X). OKAY THEIR ROOM, THIS I GOT, it’s a funky mess that is somehow organized thanks to Ciel. Ilia doesn’t own a lot in general but it was her life’s dream to paint her bedroom rainbow so guess what they have now. The other two are too soft and they supported her efforts and they love her despite her poor design sense XD.

I- why closet ASDFG I mean— No they do not share a closet they all have completely different fashion sense and if that was all in one place people would be genuinely terrified. But since they’re broke they had to make do with one walk in closet that they partitioned off into sections. YES THEY DO HAVE MATCHING OUTFITS THEY ARE SO CUTE LIKE THAT. They tend to be like those cute couple outfits with a few variations to match their own personal style. But their favorite matching outfit are these duck hoodies they own courtesy of once again Ilia living out her childhood dreams. No they don’t own many outfits because like I mentioned earlier they are broke x). Hmm thinking about each other’s styles… Ilia think both of her girlfriends have great taste, she loves the well, neon of Neon, and the prim and properness of Ciel. Neon just doesn’t care XD. And Ciel is just, she’s just standing there wishing she could help their fashion sense, but she holds back because “It does suit them in an odd way.” Ciel gets the most compliments on her style hands down, she looks organized and you can bet she saves money to buy outfits that actually accentuate her cuteness. They don’t wear makeup no time for that (in which you learn Z has little to no knowledge in how to apply makeup and doesn’t know how to answer that question)

OH OKAY I LOVE VIDDY GAMES. Ciel likes real-time strategy games because she’s insane and that’s literally all she knows in life thanks to being raised in an upper class family in Atlas. Neon likes open world games, something something she likes the chance for adventure and determining one’s fate for themself. Ilia has never once played a video game until after she defected from the White Fang but I can see her playing something light like Stardew Valley, low stakes kinda games. Hmm, they might play Animal Crossing together? Since it has aspects they all enjoy. They each have an individual switch (Ilia has a coral switch lite) and one shared PC. Okay game with most hours, maybe Minecraft? They still haven’t beat the enderdragon because Neon keeps getting distracted XD. Neon is the bomb at party games though, you can bet she has a perfect score on all the songs in Just Dance. Ciel is a sharpshooter, god knows who taught her how to shoot like that. The biggest splatoon fan is unfortunately not Neon it is Ilia, she loves all the colors in the game ^^. But she and Neon have wracked up quite a few hours in co-op.

Uhhh books!! Ilia likes fanfics :) it’s unfortunately one of the only ways for her to see positive representation of herself. Neon for some reason reads Epics?? Like her favorite is the Epic of Gilgamesh what is up with that?? Ciel reads webtoons :), she reads enough serious stuff for school work and such, she likes to just kick back and relax after all that. Yes they have schedules reading time courtesy of Ciel :). Uhh, they relax by baking together. None of them had many chances to indulge in sweets while growing up so they make full use of their time now. ?? SPOON?? Cuddle hours happen on a whim, the one thing that Ciel can never schedule because she never knows when it’ll occur. They relax the most in the kitchen x) because that’s where they bake, it’s not unusual to find Neon asleep on the counter while she waits for their sweets to rise. They read in the light, Neon is afraid that by reading in the dark that they’ll all ruin their eyesight. Ciel likes the sunrise because she’s up the earliest and is the only one to see it, the other two prefer sunset because that’s usually when their day is about to begin XD.

Favorite spot for dates! The park ^^, they like to go on picnic dates with all their baked goods. There is no plan, usually one of them will randomly pull the other two out of the house because they haven’t touched grass in a while XD. There are no ideas, they share one braincell and they spend too much time doting on each other to use it. Uhm favorite movie genre,,, they like comedy movies :). Their favorite place to eat is this tiny store on the corner of their street that makes mean gyros, they heccin’ love them. Coping with horror, Ilia is desensitized to horror because of the things she’s seen in life, Neon treats it like a game because she knows it’s not real, Ciel, is okay with it, but she gets shook more easily than the other two and they often have to reassure her. No they do not like theme parks, there are too many people around for Ilia and Ciel and Neon respects their boundaries so they tend to go to more quiet places. Uhm heights, Ciel is used to heights because she’s friends with Penny and woah can that girl toss her in the air like she’s a couple of grapes. Ilia doesn’t mind heights but she would prefer to have her feet on the ground. Neon loves the ground so damn much if it leaves her she will cry because man she can’t roller-skate in the air can she, what will she do if the ground is suddenly gone? They like evening dates because it’s normally the only time all three of them are awake enough for it XD. They end a night by sleeping I am not quite sure if there are other ways to end it lmao. They absolutely despise Neon’s roller skating dates but they love how excited she gets about them so they end up becoming as good as professional roller skaters because the smile on Neon’s face when they join her is dazzling.

I am slowly going insane. Yes each girl has a hobby I sure hope they do. Ilia knits, Ciel paints, and Neon writes. I would like to imagine that Ciel would try to schedule time for their hobbies she ends up giving up because all their sleep schedules are wack. Designated chef is Neon (probably made food for FNKI back in atlas), designated driver is Ilia (I mean I like to imagine she stole cars and stuff in the White Fang XD), designated decorator for stuff is normally Ciel though Neon does try to hijack a few of her plans occasionally, designated shopper is Ciel because the other two have no concept of Saving money, and they all work together to clean :). They don’t work together, they believe in keeping their work life and home life separate to prevent their feelings from getting in the way. They do not have pets, none of them have the energy or responsibility to do that, but Ilia did once bring a moose home one day for some reason.

I am nomming on your arm sir. Ilia and Neon get along with Penny surprisingly well, though I do think Ilia would get along with Weiss better? Ruby and Weiss look at Ciel and see a beacon arc Weiss and more or less adopt her despite Ciel being older than the two of them. They might like.. play board games together? Like some of those more team based board games I can’t think of anything off the top of my head, may the best polycule win. I cannot see them in a cuddle puddle to be honest ajcnjsanjs I am so sorry— hmm Ruby and Neon do not know the meaning of formal, as far as they are concerned these are their girlfriend’s friends and that means that by extension these are their friends. Weiss would like nothing to do with Neon after Neon insults Yang during the Vytal festival but she begrudgingly goes on outings with her and hey, now they’re make up buddies for some reason. The parhelion gals take the fs gals to the gyro place they like :). Parhelion gang Is a lot more vocal on their dates because their love language happens to be words of affirmation while the fs gang’s happen to be physical touch. Both polycules are very very affectionate though I will die on this hill.

DARN IT TUMBLR ONLY LETS ME HAVE 10 IMAGES PER POST THIS IS FINE IT WAS JUST ONE MORE PROMPT DARN IT

(Parhelion angst! How do Neon and Ciel react to the news about the dust mine? How do they find out about Ilia getting expelled? Do they find out about the white fang? Is there any faunus stigma afterwards? How does Ciel react to people bullying her Faunus GFS? Does Neon talk to Ciel much after? Do they ever reunite? Does Neon attempt to help Ciel while she grieves Penny? Where the fuck is Ciel now? Is Neon still alive? Does Ilia ever think about them? Does Blake know about them from Ilia?)

BUDDY I CAME TO THE LAST ASK AND NOW ONLY DID I REALIZE YOU MEANT PARHELION BACK WHEN THEY WHERE IN BEACON THIS WHOLE TIME I’M CRYING. (This ask is answered under the assumption that they are already dating back in Atlas Academy) Ciel is fiercely protective of her girlfriends, though people only know that Neon is a Faunus because Ilia masks her traits during her time at the academy. Neon and Ciel are horrified about the news about the dust mines. They know that Ilia is a Faunus and that her parents were working there so they rush to see her as soon as possible. But they’re too late,,, Ilia’s already been expelled for attacking her fellow students. They don’t hear from Ilia for a few years after that and the two slowly drift apart, each blaming the other for not getting to Ilia soon enough. They don’t find out about the White Fang until they reunite with Ilia unfortunately, but they feel sad that Ilia had felt that they only way for her to get revenge for her parents was by joining a militant group (I’m working under the assumption that Sienna only took control of the White Fang shortly before Ilia joined). When Neon learns that Penny didn’t make it after the Fall of Beacon she hesitantly reaches out to Ciel for the first time in a year, and she does try to help. But for Ciel it’s blow after heccin’ blow and she pushes Neon away in a rage. Ciel leaves the Academy after that and goes rogue, working as a huntsman without a license for the poorer parts of remnant. Ilia is unaware of all this drama during the Beacon arc. The next time she hears of any news is during the Fall of Atlas, and she’s scared, scared because she’s still recovering and she just heard Ruby announce to the world that Remnant is under attack, and oh my gosh her ex girlfriends live in Atlas. Neon makes it out alive, though not entirely in one piece, she now has a prosthetic leg. Ilia is the first person to see her, it’s a tearful reunion and they haven’t fully made up yet, but hey it’s a work in progress, now they just have to find out where Ciel is, but when they do they’ll BOTH be there to greet her. Blake has no idea who the fuck Ciel and Neon are lmao, Ilia never told her anything about her past romances when she was in the White Fang.

Oh gosh I think that's it-- And that is it thank you for listening to me ramble about Parhelion you get a juice box for making it this far. Sir I am sincerely sorry for turning your ship upside down please forgive me.

#parhelion #ilia amitola #ciel soleil #neon katt #I have been typing for an eternity n' a half...#I swear I have essays for school that are a fraction of this post #2172 words of pure headcanon you are welcome sir #I hope you'll enjoy it when ya wake up sjancjkack #[runs]#zenta writes

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goatpaste · 4 years

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Opinion on Mapleshade before she went on her killing spree? Or just in general? Personally, gotta love her.

oh man i LOVE LOVE LOVE mapleshade, she is one of my like! top fav warrior cats, and yES part of that is because i have a big soft spot for her because of how mEAN everyone is to her! including the authors!

i even love her and her killing spree!!

i think she is a character who has a HUGE potential to have such complexity but the authors are fucking fools and don’t know how to write and are sO fucking misogynistic like hh

she is a loVing mother! she is just this giANT powerful woman lady with her three tiny baby kittens

and i aCTUALLY dont hate her killing spree, i think its actually sick as hell! she is lITERALLY an ancient story of ‘mapleshade, the grief stricken mother who haunted the thunderclan and riverclan territory and killed three cats to avenge her lost kits’

she is liTERALLY an epic tale of the sorrowful mother who was burned by the world, so she turned back and scorched it right back

i knoW where never gonna see mapleshade again but i wish that like, we could have a do over with her. ALL of her appearances are so fucking different and wildly far apart! main series mapleshade is this misc dark forest warrior who doesnT really have much going for her character beyond? she suRE is evil?? she kicks puppies for fun! look how evil she is!

she’s really boring and very cookie cutter villian

her in crookedstar promise is a sorta a middle point from main series to MV, she’s evil and fucked up but we get this vague look at her character. she is lITERALLY an evil spirit who is haunting the family of the man who wronged her. and i think thats pretty fun of her, like fucked up and whatever, but i think its very fun.

then MV mapleshade is like? really her! its her alive and shown to be living in one of the shittiest time periods of old thunderclan with strict rules that you bETTER not break because you will be given no break ESPECIALLY as a lady (cough cough APPledusk?? got pardoned?? but mapleshade WITH 1 month old kits was kicked from her clan??? THE KITS INCLUDED???)

i just hate that despite the fact that all she did was try to keep her kit’s and their secret safe the story ends with her juST supposes to be seen as 100% in the wrong and evil. i think its unfair to see her story in black and white!

also i just care her

iv written a good bit about here here in my biG mapleshade redemption AU:

https://goatpaste.tumblr.com/post/617229726636965888/goatpaste-kingtunnelsnake-just-put-this-in

I also love my Mapleshade and Petalkit live and her and crystal are GFs AU:

https://goatpaste.tumblr.com/post/189954378275/crystal-x-mapleshade-wait-or-even-better-au

then also!! this ones a lil basic and just bluefur and thrustpelt story but im a sucker for it because i love thrushpelt and think this is sweet. but AU where Birchface lives and keeps Maple’s secret and acts as a father for her kits,, them even falling in love and mapleshade finally finding someone who loves her:

https://goatpaste.tumblr.com/post/623197020062089216/what-do-you-think-would-happen-if-birchface-lived

#boltthecat #warrior cats #mapleshade #petalkit #patchkit #larchkit #birchface #maplebirch

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dumbassv32 · 4 years

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Giovanni, Undertale and Alphyne!

Undertale

Favorite character: Papyrus ☆v☆

Least Favorite character: Jerry

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Alphyne, Papyton, probably a poly of BP Bratty and Catty (as long as Bratty and Catty aren't related- I dont think they are???), Nabsta + Shyren, and,,,, auh,,,, I dunno??? Probably like grillby x sans but that's searching reaaallly low- I see them more platonic though

Character I find most attractive: ,,,papyrus.... in.... a skirt....................... oh and shyren, shyren looks prebty

Character I would marry: auuuhhhuauahh,,, unknown

Character I would be best friends with: monster kid!! i love the child

a random thought: gOD IT'S JUST????? THE FIRST TIME I WAS IN THE FANDOM I WAS SUPER INTO SANS CAUSE THAT WAS MOST OF THE FANDOM BACK THEN BUT WHEN I RETURNED???? [chefs kiss]

An unpopular opinion: uhhh h h h h h , , , i don't form opinions uvu /j

My Canon OTP: Alphyne foR SURE

My Non-canon OTP: Shyren x Napster

Most Badass Character: auuUUUHHH,,, UHHH??? WHO'S BADASS,, , , ...undyyynee...????

Most Epic Villain: UNDYNE

Pairing I am not a fan of: probably like tonnie x burgerpants if that exists

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): ,,,,,,,i have no idea

Favourite Friendship: Papyrus' friendship with MK !!!! The pacifist route is so pure >v<

Character I most identify with: aaUUUHH,,, asssssriiieelll ....? maybe MK

Character I wish I could be: Papyrus

Alphyne

When I started shipping them: thE MOMENT I FOUND OUT ABOUT IT

My thoughts: LOVELY LESBIANS THEY'RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER

What makes me happy about them: They're just,,,, Undyne is such a good gf for Alphys???? And they just???? b0ND????

What makes me sad about them: I feel like sometimes Undyne wouldn't be SUPER super open about her problems with Alphys because she doesn't wanna make Alphys sad, and same way switched but a bit lesser for Alphys as she gets more comfy with venting

Things done in fanfic that annoys me: no clue, I never read many Alphyne fanfics

Things I look for in fanfic: no clue ;;

My wishlist: uuuhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, comfort and cuddles. maybe even smooches

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Undyne getting with ,,, , wait no, okay, Alphys getting with!!!!! Uh. Uh!!!!

My happily ever after for them: Since the two balance each other out (lack of better words), I'd think they pick up on each others habits! Their food gets more diversified and stuff etc, etc. They live together and just,,,, vibe

GIOVANNI POTAGE

How I feel about this character: I LOVE HIM TO DEATH, I JUST WANT HIM TO CRY

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: Crusher definitely- though I'm fine with polys with the other minions >v>

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: Gio's bond with Molly???? TOP TIER found family stuff, I tell you,,,, also I really like how he bickers with Sylvie a ton

My unpopular opinion about this character: who knows, I mean I like to make alternate universes and headcannons that I don't think about for the canonical realm but they're not opinions, so , auauhsnqmr

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: more suffering (but that's just because I like gio angst,,, the little sprinkles of sadness were [chefs kiss]!!!)

Favorite friendship for this character: I'd say Sylvie but also,,,,,,,,, he could befriend indus , , , who knows, but alSO MOLLY

My crossover ship: oooo,,, Giovanni with,,,,,,,, , , , , I dunno, I'm just gonna say David from Camp Camp because I thought about an au where crusher and him stumble upon the camp whilst Molly Sylvie is there and adkcpjqd0wfvpjfvwo (daniel is also there for angst)

#thANK U FOR ASKING THOUGH IM MACDPMFWVPMMLFWMWVMLM0ENPKWNIEXSANOXOASSPAA #woo that took a bit of time sorry #long post #soup talks

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sk8terzz · 4 years

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OK WAIT VAMPIRE AU AND IM LIVING FOR IT i have a shit ton of headcanons so,,,

here’s a quick summary

Humans hunt vampires and they’re often outcased/killed, although there’s been more recently since they’re learning from a young age to disguise themselves and can now hide their teeth.

also there's a couple types of vampires: some who melt in sun but have wings and can eat normal diets and those who don’t melt in sun, don’t have wings and need a little bit of blood in their diets (but it can be from like,, animals. It doesn’t have to be humans)

the vampires who melt in the sun (ILL CALL EM MELTY BOYS) are super rare so unless stated otherwise, whenever i say “X is a vampire” i'm referring to the not melty ones with no wings

setting/time/almost everything is the same. They are just. Vampires. (THEY LOOK DIFFERENTS TOO SFBDJHG)

also ships include: adrinette/ladynoir, djwifi, julerose, kimax, myvan, nathaniel/marc (I FORGOT THEIR SHIP NAME) and chlolix (chloe/alix)

You can send me ask if you want more details on certain things but yeah

if that interest you there’s more stuff under the cut

here’s what everyone is because its easier

Marinette: vampire *MELTY BOY

Adrien: vampire *MELTY BOY

Nino: human

Alya: half vampire thing?? Idk it just feels right *the sun hurts her skin a little, and she has little wings*

Chloe: vampire

Sabrina: human

Alix: vampire

Kim: human

Max: human

Rose: human

Juleka: vampire *MELTY BOY

Nathaniel: human

Lila: human

Mylene: human

Ivan: vampire

Everyone else is a human except for marc, nathalie and adrien’s mom *MELTY BOY

- marinette feels rlly bad about being a vampire (ALSO she a melty one)

- “TIKKI IM A VAMPIRE BRO I CANT BE LADYBUG”

- can go in the sun for about a minutes before it begins to really hurt so being ladybug isn’t awful cause she can hide in the shade most of the time

- ALWAYS HAS A SUN CAP ON (when she’s marinette) she just wants to be in the sun bro

- some guys start a theory that ladybug’s a vampire and she’s SCREAMING LIKE BRO HOW DO THEY KNOW but it was a joke

- alya is like,, super weird about vampires cause she was taught her whole life to hate vampires by nora because she thinks they’re super dangerous

- at first alya’s like “yeah suck it vampires” and then she learns she’s actually half vampire and she’s kinda like

- “fuck”

- almost rejects the miraculous lb gave her cause she was like “no im kinda vampire”

- but lb just goes “yeah me too so what”

- ALYA FREAKS SHE’S LIKE FUCK YEAH VAMP GANG

- nino’s super chill with her being a vampire!! he finds it rlly cool lol

i feel like i could go into more detail about their relationship but That’s Another Story For Another Day

- adrien kinda hates being a vampire (esp a melty one) and hides it from everyone but plagg

- his dad would kill him for being a vampire because then his son wouldn’t be perfect and that’s not good enough

- felix figures out he’s a vampire but doesn’t tell anyone

- felix isn’t a fan of vampires but respects his cousin and keeps his secret

- hiding his wings is so annoying like??? He wraps them around his body and wears a cap all the time is the WORST

- also same thing as lb he can go in the sun for about a minute as chat noir before he begins to melt

- again i can go into more detail about chat noir/ladybug and marinette/adrien but im trying to keep this kinda short

- CHLOE OH GOD chloe is so scared

- don’t get me wrong she still is mean and petty but she’s really scared someone will find out shes a vampire

- and someone does

- BUT ITS ALIX AND SHES ALSO A VAMPIRE LMAO

- alix is super chill with chloe and is like “hey man i know ur a vampire but i am too”

- after this they both end up getting feeling for each other lol

- THEY BE DATING but that’s a secret

- chloe’s mom knows she’s a vampire because she saw her fangs when she was born which is part of the reason she doesn’t like chloe

- in this au audrey never warms up to chloe instead chloe learns to not give a shit about what her mom thinks (with the help of marinette and ladybug) and tells her off before her mom leaves for new york

- her mom still keeps the fact that chloe’s a vampire a secret from everyone tho

- cause outing someone as a vampire is actually so low that even thought like yeah,, not everyone likes vampires but like no one’s gonna like u either bc you outed them on something so personal and something they trusted you with

- sabrina doesn’t care if chloe’s a vampire she still really cares about her

- but sabrina wouldn’t like it if anyone else was a vampire

- also another thing about chloe she tends to act like she hates vampires to avoid detecting from the Vamp Police

- ig the vamp police is like sabrina’s dad who really hates vampires and actively looks for them (which is part of the reason sabrina isn’t a big fan of vampires either.)

- they’re not called the vamp police it’s just the police but i like saying that

- like i said before alix is Vampire and basically learns who’s a vampire in the class super quickly

- she knows what to look for when someone’s hiding their identity and knows she’s not the only vampire in the class

- she also figures out everyone’s super hero identities (which is why she gets the rabbit miraculous)

- max knows from stats that it’s likely that there's a couple people in the class who are vampires

- KIM DIDN’T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT A VAMPIRE WAS BECAUSE HIS FAMILY THOUGHT IT WOULD SCARE HIM SO THEY NEVER TOLD HIM LMAO

- max had to teach him (with the help of alix) what a vampire was but it took like an hour

- the only reason kim actually learned something is because his boyfriend told him that if he paid super close attention (after running through the whole presentation like 3 times) he would give him a smooch

- after that kim grew a big brain and learned everything

- both of their parents and ondine would be super accepting if they were vampires tho

- but they’re both human

- also a little more lore its not biological if you’re a vampire or not it’s purely chance

- Its kinda like being born lgbt ig

- ALSO EVERYONE IS SOME FORM OF LGBT but i have my own hc for that

- lgbt vampires are incredibly oppressed like they can’t go out into the street *pensive*

- ANYWAYS juleka is a melty vampire and rose is a human

- rose’s family is super into hunting vampires

- rose invited her gf over for a family dinner and the whole time they talked about killing vampires

- juleka doesn’t hate being a vampire and thinks it’s really cool

- SO SHE DRESSES LIKE A VAMPIRE???

- rose had marinette design juleka a sun hat similar to hers because juleka kept forgetting she melts in the sun and went out in it more times then she should’ve

- juleka’s a little bit more outgoing in this au and drops hints that she’s a vampire because she thinks it’s Epic

- rose has to remind her that not everyone thinks it’s epic

- nathaniel is really passionate about vampires and wants to learn more about them

- HE POPPED OFF HARD WHEN HE LEARNED HIS BOYFRIEND’S A VAMPIRE

- nathaniel is so supportive of marc it’s rlly cute

- he has to stop himself from mentioning his bf’s a vampire bc he remembers not everyone thinks it’s as cool as he does

- marc loves that nathaniel is so supportive

- when he first saw nathaniel drawing the class of vampires he just went “fuck he’s the one”

- 100% nathaniel draws marc looking super vampire during class

- i’m just now thinking of akuma’s but like here’s kinda how it would work

- They’re basically the same as they were before (being all evil and shit,, basically the same powers) but i think there would be some story changes??

- lady wifi would be less concerned with lb’s identity and more with if she’s a vampire or not because the cause of her akuma would be her theorizing if lb’s a vamp or not

- causing chloe to make fun of her and say stuff like “cool people can’t be vampires they’re stupid and serve no purpose in life”

- lady wifi doesn’t manage to rip of either lb’s mask for her fake teeth because the costume change also adds fake human teeth to replace the real ones (and you can’t take them off like the mask)

- but lady wifi doesn’t know this so she assumes lb’s not a vampire which she’s disappointed with but alya doesn’t remember this

- BUT the media and chat noir think that she’s not a vampire

- reflekta’s design is a little different but that’s about it

- The change with lady wifi is the only akuma i can think about rn but if i do more headcanons about this i might go more into detail on stuff like that

- CHAT BLANC IS ALSO DIFFERENT

- the build up to the akumatisation is basically the same but adrien realises that lb is marinette and also a melty vampire cause he she’s her melt a little when she leaves the room

- after marinette breaks up with adrien he runs in and transforms

- after the reveal of adrien’s mom and stuff adrien reveals his wings and tries to kill is dad

- gabriel is disgusted by his son and tells him how disappointed his mother would be

- then chat gets akumatized and stuff

- instead of hitting the moon he’d hit the sun so that he didn’t need to struggle with being a vampire anymore

- he sucks the life out of hawkmoth and claims that he and lb can be together now that there’s no daylight but she says she can live like this which is when he kills her and goes on a murder spree

- then he just sits atop the eiffel tower in complete darkness until past lb shows up with bunnyx and she fixes everything

- his motives are more about disappointing his mother this time and being ashamed about being a vampire

- and also that his wish would be to make it so nobody is a vampire so people wouldn't have to feel ashamed about their identity and hide it all the time

- lb teaches him to love himself and his identity as a vampire and how proud his mother would’ve been of him

- ok enough about chat blanc

- lila is a human and she acts like she loves vampires

- but she actually hates them

- she’s super touchy with adrien and he’s even more uncomfortable now cause he knows she’s lying and would hate him when she found his wings

- all the vampires have seen this act before and tell their s/o’s so basically everyone’s against lila except for like maybe sabrina

- no one thinks she’s cool because i hate her

- she still lies about going on rides with prince ali and other stuff

- WOULD TOTALLY OUT SOMEONE AS A VAMPIRE

- absolute jerk

- her family is known for hunting vampires but she claims she’s different

- ok but ivan is just a sweet vampire trying to keep his identity a secret and mylene is just his support human gf who loves him just the way he is

- ivan doesn’t hate being a vampire but also doesn’t like it cause he’s worried that everyone will say stuff like “i bet you’re a vampire” “you’re a villain and you’re cruel, just like vampires” and other stupid stuff

- he is just a soft man

- MYLENE DEFENDS HIM WITH HER LIFE

- mylene thinks him being a vampire is super cool!!

- they kiss a lot and ivan is worried he’ll bite her but she’s ok with it

- sometimes ivan wishes he was a melty vampire so he could wrap his wings around mylene to cuddle her and stuff

- they are v cute valid couple

- gabriel knows nathalie is a vampire and she knows he knows but neither of them make comments on it

- nathalie does really like vampires and doesnt mind being one herself

- she knows adrien’s a vampire and helps him hide it

- his father likes to know everything about adrien so he tried leaving cups with blood in them in his room to see if he would drink them

- and if he did cause he didn’t know his father was testing him nathalie would just refill them

- she starts keeping blood around the house and gabriel assumes it’s just for her cause he isn’t educated and doesn’t know the difference between rare vamps and the common vamps

- but it’s for adrien

- ALSO LIKE LAST ONE BUT one time lb and chat went out at night to hunt for blood cause they were thirsty but they ran into each other and it was rlly awkward

- but they’re both rlly oblivious and convince each other that they were out for a nightly stroll cause they couldnt sleep

#miraculous ladybug #marinette cheng #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #ladybug #chatnoir #miraculous ladybug au #i just really love them all #adrinette

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folkshroom · 4 years

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5, 8, 13, 30, 38, 46!

5. what was your last kiss like?

lovely ^.^ i love my gf uwu8. favorite fanfic trope?

uhhhh probably punky alt x flower shop worker au’s13. favorite perfume/cologne?

i wear bluebell perfume!!!

30. do you prefer to charm, or be charmed?

mmm be charmed definitely

38. what’s your OTP?

i dont,,,i dont ship real ppl it makes me feel icky46. favorite liquor?

i like whiskey/rum, things that make my chest warm when i drink them, epically if they're sweet or spiced!

#love letters

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la-vie-d-une-etudiante · 7 years

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The fall

Bon ma vie sentimentale c’est un epic fail on so many levels. Je suis ultra compliquée et enfaite j’ai réalisé après beaucoup trop de denial (je m’auto-persuadais que ça allait le faire) que j’avais aucun sentiments pour TGTBT. Du coup hier je lui ai dis autant arrêter là avant que ça merde plus loin.

Ouais avouez vous pensiez trop que tout allait bien comme sur un nuage et tout mais moi j’avais senti que je fonçais dans un mur avec ces conneries ahah.

Ce qui s’est passé c’est qu’on s’était déjà confronté (cf: précédents posts) par rapport à notre “relation” et je lui avais pas menti sur le contrat. Noir sur blanc je lui ai dis que j’étais compliquée, duper et que je savais vraiment pas ce que je voulais et c’est lui qui a dit okay well, let’s try anyway. Il a aussi dit que j’étais pas compliquée et que c’était que dans ma tête erm. Donc j’ai dis quoi moi ? Bah okay, on va essayer j’en sais rien moi. Pour ceux qui veulent savoir je suis vraiment une fille qui vis au jour le jour sans se prendre la tête et je pense jamais à demain donc je vais avec le flow. Déjà à ce moment-là j’étais confuse dans tout ça et je savais toujours pas ce que je voulais mais je me suis dis, plutôt que de regretter d’être passé à côté (parce que je me connais j’aurai dis “et si ?” donc je voulais écarter ça), on va se tenter le truc et voir et je pourrais pas dire que j’ai pas tenté.

J’ai essayé. Vraiment. Je me suis dis, à force de traîner avec lui peut-être qu’un truc va venir mais non. Voilà je suis désolée mais il me manque pas, je ressens pas le besoin de le voir, ni de lui parler, ni de l’embrasser (ça me faisait même pas plaisir de l’embrasser non). En vrai j’adore traîner avec lui, on a des points communs et c’est hyper cool de parler mais je suis pas attirée ni physiquement ni de façon romantique donc c’est la vie. Limite c’est un bon buddy avec qui ça marche bien niveau conversations et points communs. Il est plus sur moi que je ne suis sur lui et j’arrive juste pas à lui rendre ça. Je pourrais jamais lui donner ce qu’il cherche. On click pas. On est pas les bonnes pièces du puzzle. Point. On a beau forcer sur les deux pièces du puzzle si elles s’assemblent pas ensemble c’est qu’elles sont pas faites pour être ensemble.

Du coup hier il m’a reproché d’être blessante et de pas avoir essayé alors que j’ai fait que ça : essayer. J’ai pris du temps pour traîner avec lui, je me suis forcée à mort et il me dit que j’ai pas essayé. Sigh. Je pense vraiment pas lui avoir donné de faux espoirs parce que je lui ai jamais rien promis ni été super engageante j’ai littéralement juste passer du bon temps avec lui.

Ce que j’en conclus c’est qu’il me veut pas moi mais une image de moi. Il a jamais vraiment cherché à me comprendre mais il cherchait plutôt à me modeler comme la gf idéale qu'il voulait. En 2 semaines alors que je lui disais de prendre notre temps il a commencé à psychoter et à se prendre la tête à en demander plus là où je lui ai dis mot pour mot que j’étais pas ce genre de personne et que j’étais pas affectueuse. J’ai dis que j’étais willing to try mais à aucun moment j’ai dit “okay on est en couple” (d’où mon “je crois que je suis en couple” j’en étais même pas sûre et dans ma tête j’étais pas en couple alors que lui je pense que oui). Au lieu de m’accepter comme je suis (un cas social) il voulait me changer et me shape pour que je fit dans ce qu’il cherchait. Il a vraiment pas capté qui j’étais et il a pas cherché, smh. En 2 semaines bordel. Il est needy et clingy et je peux pas cope avec ça. Sorry not sorry.

On peut pas forcer ce genre de truc. Je voulais vraiment une relation avec quelqu’un et oui j’aurai aimé que ce soit lui mais c’est pas lui. Des fois faut se rendre à l’évidence et c’est encore assez tôt pour stopper. J’ai vraiment pas envie de m’enfermer dans une espèce de relation où je vais m’accrocher à l’espoir que dans x mois (x années) des sentiments s’amènent pendant que je me sens piégée à me forcer autour de lui. I’ll pass. C’est comme de s’embarquer sur un bateau avec une coque trouée, pendant des mois j’aurai utilisé des seaux pour essayer de sauver le bateau mais la fatalité c’est qu’il coulera. Bah je préfère pas monter sur ce bateau. Si je peux gagner du temps et éviter le naufrage, yup. C’est pas la bonne personne et je préfère attendre le prochain navire (#jesuisnulleenmétaphore).

Bref apparemment c’est la victime de cette histoire et je suis la vilaine garce au coeur de pierre. Pour moi personnellement y’a pas de victime, c’est la vie et une relation c’est entre deux personnes.

Comment je vis tout ça ? Et beh étonnement je ressens rien ahah. J’ai un coeur de pierre je sais pas mais je ressens absolument rien si ce n’est de l’indifférence. Je pense que je suis incapable d’aimer (après les gens me disent que j’ai juste pas rencontrer la bonne personne et peut-être ont-ils raison mais bon). Par contre lui j’imagine que dès qu’il me voie il me haït intérieurement et m’exècre. Le plus dur c’est juste les ondes pesantes et maléfiques qu’il m’envoie au boulot 😂 (c’était vraiment les mauvais bails de date un collègue, j’ai fait l’expérience pour vous, ne marchez pas dans mes pas ahah).

Voilà j’avais besoin de sortir ça, rip. Au moins je peux move on et je me sens plus libre.

#TGTBT #epic fail #I tried #didn't worked out #that's life #let's move on #shall we?

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