Zahra : you better act like the sun shines out of his ass and you have a vitamin d deficiency
Alex : instructions very clear, we are fucking now
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How tf do you get so much fanart and interaction? You're so annoying I'm sick of seeing your art on my dash like you are so fake... no one is genuinely this happy.
I'm sorry to hear you feel that way, but I really am this happy!! I'm grateful for every nice comment, every reblog, every doodle people are kind enough to give me. 😊 If you are sick of seeing my art, maybe just block me instead of sending me angry messages? I think you'll feel a lot better that way. I hope things get better for you!
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my ideal ending for tim, if you even can call it that, is he does the vigilante thing for like another decade, until he's like minimum 27? maximum 30-ish. and then walks into the batcave one day and just straight up tells the whole family that he's retiring. cue jason and dami going "you can retire???". and then he and bear move across the country so he can teach superhero school in socal and bear can do emt work and tim's happy cause he can finally put down roots without having to constantly leave bear and all the sunlight does wonders for bear's complexion. as much he loved superheroing, nothing beats waking up to the sound of the ocean and bear humming in the kitchen as he makes breakfast. nothing beats, waking up to bear's sleeping face as the sunlight streams in through the window. and yeah, tim's not gonna lie, he does miss swinging over rooftops and helping people but doesn't helping old lady himiko from down the street pick oranges count as helping people? doesn't teaching the next generation of heroes count as helping people? doesn't watching bear come out of the ocean in his wetsuit, still holding his surfboard, dripping, shaking his hair to get out the excess water, as the sunlight casts a halo around him, count as helping people??? it helps him!!
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I’m gonna soak up the sun…☀️
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Evelynn: Darling, where have you been?
Akali: I had Bokkie take me to get blood work done.
Evelynn: Why?
Akali: I don't touch enough grass.
Evelynn: What?
Kai'sa: She doesn't get sufficient amount of vitamin D.
Evelynn: I fuck her every night, she gets plenty of D!
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Duke having been pulled away from the hatch (against his will), in the batcave like looks to his left, looks to his right, all these bitches have vitamin d deficiencies
solution: he just starts glowing around the other bats, if anyone asks he just pretends like he doesn't notice he was doing it, everyone becomes 20x easier to tolerate with very minimal effort! win win!
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Another Spamton doodle.
Featuring my cursive handwriting! I miss calligraphy class.
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vitamin d levels slowly crawling up this is how cheye can still win
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