#gag sksksksk

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

no but like here's the thing draculaura came out to lagoona, lagoona gushed about star-crossed lovers between a with and a monster, lagoona and draculaura did this while having a specific spot they always hide

draculaura id'd with lagoona's story and was told she would find a light on your horoscare while lagoona was going to find her true love via music (draculaura wrote a song for her friends prior)

DRACGOONA AND CLANKIE REAL

ur under selling it, mon fiend

these two ghouls are CLOSE ok

i remember watching Over Bro-Tective and being like, well first of all

wow

(finger boo-oop for the win!!!!)

it's a gag bc they can't risk waking the baby leviathan so they can't actually clap or high five but why did this have to be so cute

that's not the thing though this is The Thing

clawdeen and clawd are having sibling trouble, which is awkward for the creepoever party

(also love frankie's trans pride boxer shorts shoutout for style)

so drac suggest "partner hide and shriek" and gets insta dibbed by lagoona, which makes her giggle

and drac lays down the rule NO UNDERWATER LAIRS they're too wet lagoona no soggy vampires pls

so APPARENTLY lagoona and drac team up enough for there to be this running gag of lagoona getting them to hide in the pipes. And for drac to be like Not This Time Okay We're Not Hiding In The Pipes This Time Lagoona I'm Begging You Listen Water Is Wet And Wet Is Ugh

this happens so often the other teens are sure, absolutely certain, that Lagoona WOULD get Drac to hide in the pipes anyway. Again.

(bc apparently drac can't say no to that razor sharp smile i guess)

"Let's check the pipes! I'm sure Lagoona convinced Drac to hide in the U-bend, for the hundredth time."

-my man Duce, laying shade on these idiots.

and that's exactly where they find them

(THEY LOOK LIKE THEIR IN THE MIDDLE OF A WASH CYCLE SKSKSKSK)

stuffed in the pipes, drac in a snorkling mask, splatting onto the floor and repeating, tiredly, NEVER AGAIN

(Next Time There Will Be NO PIPES LAGOONA) (suuure)

i was so happy and giggly to see that. so happy the show didn't forget what these two WENT THROUGH together, in Witch Hitch

they didn't forget drac has a running losing streak when it comes to resisting lagoona's smile and lagoona's enthusiasm and lagoona wanting to do things together with her

you know what let's revisit that too!

Witch Hitch

draculaura tells lagoona she's a witch right after lagoona admits she's being blackmailed by toralai, and WHILE the blackmailing was still going on

draculaura looked at this face-

and told her, hey so, toralai's not lying. im a witch.

lagoona didn't even ask her about it

drac said "i know exactly how you feel", lagoona just Looks At Her Like That and drac decided, yep, i actually feel ready to tell my dangerous secret right here right now to this person specifically

she trusted lagoona not to use this against her, despite the blackmail

or maybe she felt it was worth the risk??? getting to open up and connect with someone in a similar situation is worth the danger of it blowing up in her face?

and it WAS worth the risk, bc lagoona was 100% excited about drac's magic, totally delighted, called it incredible, asked if she could watch more

(love how ppl are worried about witch stuff until they learn that DRACULAURA'S the one doing it)

(feels real to me. if you know and trust a person, and then it turns out they're doing this thing, a thing you've got no personal experience with and only know you're supposed to hate bc someone told you so, makes sense you'd have more faith in the person you know and give them a free pas at it)

lagoona's SO into it she even asks to see more magic

which we know. we know drac is staved for getting to show her witch side. it's part of her she that makes her feel happy and good and like herself, not being able to open with it is, isolation

isolation for a vampire that gets her vamp energy via positive attention from others. ouch

so here's lagoona, lagoona who is being blackmailed to work against her, lagoona who is all bouncy and twirlly about drac's magic, lagoona with her own secret side she's not ready to share yet

and drac let's lagoona WATCH HER make the single-use, anti-secret-telling potion that she plans to use on toralai

toralai, the one who is still blackmailing lagoona

lagoona, who's secret (that the fiercest monster in school still cuddles with her childhood fish squishy) while very personal and potentially embarrassing, is NOT actually might-get-expelled-or-banished levels of dangerous if it gets revealed

unlike drac's

(first time watching this i got nervous for a moment bc in several other shows i've seen, a set up like this would mean lagoona gets pressured into revealing the potion to toralai too and blah blah blah, angst betrayal misunderstanding eventual forgives etc. Buuuut in monster high....)

the risks involved are different, but Draculaura knows what having the secret FEELS like

the secret's not the important part for her and lagoona, losing control over WHEN it gets told is the painful scary part!

So when lagoona panics thinking the potion won't be able to protect draculaura, when she tries stopping toralai, when toralai gets pissed and is about to make good on the blackmail against lagoona-

drac uses the one safe use of the potion, to protect lagoon's secret instead

not hers

she chooses to be outed to the whole school so lagoona won't be

LAGOONA LEGIT TELLS HER AFTERWARDS

"Oh thank you, thank you! You're like a princess that saved the damsel in distress!"

and when toralai tells the school and runs to drac/frankie/clawdeen's dorm to proove all the witchery,

(side note i love that when using the potion twice comes up dracs like No I'm Not Willing To Risk Permanently Hurting Someone Just To Keep My Secret Safe- this is why everyone trusts her to be a witch ok, they know she WOULD NEVER use it that way)

when drac is panicking, bracing herself for impact- LAGOONA BREAKS HER OWN RECORD SWIMING THROUGH THE PIPES TO GET THEIR FIRST AND HIDE ALL THE MAGIC STUFF

my heart! i can't take it!!!

she puts it all in her own room, in the tank, in plain view of anyone who might be passing by and stick their head in like drac did earlier and get the wrong idea about who's doing magic

but she can't stand by and let the witch secret get pulled out and proved true like this. she knows what the secret feels like too!

these two take such risks to protect each other's chance to choose im crying ok

Draculaura: "Lagoona- I, am eternally grateful!"

Frankie: "Eternally? And you're immortal! Oh zap, that's a looot of grateful."

Lagoona: "I'm the one who's grateful! Thanks for keeping my secret safe."

IM CRYING, OKAY!?!??

like to hell with shipping! You don't come out of sharing something like this without a forging a bond that's special and deep and just for the two of you!

the writers didn't pass over that. they didn't forget it

i could kiss them for it

(remember when lagoona made a script based on her own lonely childhood then threw it out and replaced it with one where she gets friends but is worried about chomping them and drac vibed so hard with her character she begged to play lead role)

(drac the vampire who went vegan and doesn't bite or drink blood even though she COULD and still has the instinct to as seen in Creature Clash hey hey the parallels are getting to me)

(let lagoona have her freshwater boyfriend and daydream about being rescued by princesses her hair is the dang PAN PRIDE FLAG)

in conclusion

if lagoona wants to partner up for hide and shriek again and hide in the horrible wet water pipes again, we know drac's gonna end up going along with it.

AGAIN

for the hundredth-and-whatever time

romantically or not, i think she kinda loves lagoona a lot. same as how lagoona loves her

and u know what? same

#monster high gen 3 #lagoona blue #draculaura #would their ship name be “dragoona” ??? #ah no it's “dracgoona” apparently #missed pun opportunity there what with lagoona being bloodthirsty and dragoons being a fighting force but can't have everything i suppose #i ship them in every possible way platonic romantic who the heck knows whatever i don't care they're sweet #let them raise a baby leviathan together or something #a vampire squid baby #did you see lagoona giving it a fish for a pacifier XD XD

[star-mum]

Criminal Minds 3x17 - Live Star Reaction

Y’all know what time it is babies <3

HELL YEAH !! I DID NOT ASK TO BE LATINA NOMAS TUVE SUERTE

Someone IS about to die here tho :/

Oh no 🤦🏻‍♀️ KEVIN FUCK OFF

“You mean like a vacation?” Yes cause last time the Team went on vacation everything turned out so well

OKAY i am watching this in the living room sksksk and I dont wanna broadcast that a couple Might Be having full sex on screen so I turned the volume way down BUT the way this actor is pronouncing his S’s (?) makes me think he’s Brazilian

Okay I went way closer to the TV and he’s 100% brazilian, he can’t NOT be (I will check imdb later to confirm it)

OKAY I THOUGHT THAT COUPLE WOULD BE MORE IMPORTANT (like getting murdered/murdering)

FEM UNSUB ! FEM UNSUB ! FEM UNSUB !

Also I love Garcia’s hair so much, the black, blonde and purple/magenta combo is just phenomenal

Morgan just can’t help himself (flirting with the chief detective in the case) KSKSKSK

LEMON TANGO !!!! AAAAAAA HES BACK !!!!!

“You all know each other?” “Professionally” no one said it wasn’t JJ

Are all the victims cheaters? All of them were on a party/cruise/something im not sure completely alone, the last guy was engaged (which i mean this would be the perfect place for bachelor party, not for a solo fiancé to go to) AND if the unsub is a woman, she could’ve been cheated on in the past, specially by a guy who matches the victims descriptions

“You haven’t told them about us?” GAGGED AND GOOPED OMG ALREADY ?????

“Im not good with names” “the skinny kid and Derek” LSKSKSKS ROSSI AND PRENTISS LITERALLY ON THE SAME BRAINWAVE AS ME

A BUSINESS MEETING ???? That’s a cheater, baby

Either he didn’t wear any of the suits she packed for him cause he was killed on the first day OR Cheater Cheater Best Friend Eater babies

“Who takes off their wedding ring to go running?��� I KNEW IT !

Doesn’t he have a job? (About Kevin just hanging around Garcia while she works) like doesn’t HIS team have cases to work on?

“Can’t go wrong with a latina in the controls” Detective Lopes that is a Very Sore Subject to me please ;-;

WAIT WAIT WAIT ! OKAY ! IDEA ! So what IF the unsub ISNT a woman (cause they kinda hinted at it too early on, with the chokehold comment) so what if these guys were cheating on their fem partners with Other Guys ?

What’s a Regata?

“Is a Gay Bar, Hotch” IM ON FIRE TODAY ????? HELLO ????

Okay Regatta, my bad (it’s a sporting even with big boats and shit)

I really want one of the guys to have to play bait (gender equality you know) oh shit it’d have to be Will, he’s the only one who REALLY fits the profile

“Im a police officer in New Orleans” ... uhm what ?? Is Will already playing bait ? Why are they only showing him from the back? CHARLIE LUVET ?? BUT ??? Is the unsub taking on the the identity of the ppl he murders (like every new murder he plays a new person)

Oh he is stealing the victims things, he might as well be taking their identities

“You wanna break up?” “Y-...” I *JUST* FOUND OUT YALL WERE TOGETHER, CMON JJ

“Why is that so important to you?” Damn Jennifer

“Cluster B?” THATS THE PSYCHOLOGY BA I WAS WAITING FOR !!

Listen I know it’s a show and it doesn’t matter That much but even for ppl with psychology aligned jobs, Rossi and Hotch are older and this is a show from the early 2000s so it just makes me so happy to see them not only stand against but be genuinely Angry and Repulsed at homophobia (they have every reason not to be, demographic wise you know)

“Steven isn’t missing sir, he’s the offender we’re looking for” OOOHHH ?????

Reids hair is not surviving the heat sksksksk

At least he gets to work on his character/accent work

“You think you could show me a good time?” 🚑🚨🚑🚨🚑🚨

THANK YOU EMILY !!!

LSLSLSS THEY ALL KNEW ! I was sure Em knew and that’s why she was acting like that, but eVERYONE ???? Damn these profilers

HOLD ON ! I FORGOT TO CHECK IMDB

I have never been wrong in my life (and yes I checked to make sure it’s the guy from the cold open)

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

i hate brushing my teeth because i have a really bad gag reflex so scraping my tongue is always rlly hard, but i made a lil hack for it

every time im scraping my tongue n gagging i imagine i'm gagging on my fav's cock while they're praising me 🥺🥺🥺

I just need you to know that when i looked at my notifs, this was all i saw:

and i did NOT expect this to be the outcome of your message aldhalhdlahdls babe pls you're KILLING ME!!!

No but thinkin bout their THUMB stroking your cheek and brushing your hair out of your eyes and smiling down at you and telling you that you're doing so good and to not force yourself and that even just licking the tip feels heavenly 🥺💕 makes me wanna gaga on their cocks too sksksksk

#ask #anyways i hope you're brushing your teeth ok #don't forget to floss occassionally #have fun gagging on your fav's cock skskskskks

[yuutasprincess]

Yes, Yuutas birthday 😭💖 I have to request sksksksk puppy Yuuta has been a good boy on his birthday so his girlfriend rewards him with a blowjob, (deep throating, whiny/whimpering Yuuta and a lot of praising) pretty pretty please.

<3

He can hardly contain his excitement, nails digging into your scalp while he jerks your head forward and slams his hips into your mouth, “Ah! deeper! deeper!” drool slips past your lips as the puffy head hits the back of your throat and makes you gag. his cock only seems to grow in your mouth, base so wide the corners of your lips burn and your jaw tingles. you struggle to move your tongue, muscle going flat and trying to relax as he constantly pushes into you.

Your sweet puppies howling, lips forming an O as glittery tears slip past his eyes and highlight his cheeks. he’s a mess above you, panting and sobbing about how good you feel. how tight your throat is, how your mouth is so warm. so impossibly wet that he wishes you could always suck on his cock. wishes he could feel your nails digging into his thighs everyday while your nose is buried in his pelvis as you try to push him away and get air into your burning lungs. wishes he could watch you cry like you are now- tears, drool and snot dribbling down your face as he fucks your throat raw.

“So good! never wanna stop! Ah, ah” he’s shaking his head vigorously, hair swaying and falling onto his sweaty face as he moves his hands down to cup the sides of your head, “I’m- I’m cumming!” chokes mid cry as he suffocates you on his cock. hot cum shooting into your mouth and hitting the back of your throat like a bullseye, he keeps rutting against you to the point you worry his cums going to come out your nose. when he releases your head you’re falling to the ground in a fit of coughs, gasping for breath as you claw at the floor.

He’s on you in a second, gripping your hair again and tugging you until your looking up at him with tears eyes. lips puffy and numb while your face is wet, loose strands of hair sticking to your cum stained cheeks. “Can you.. can you do it again?” the starry look in his eye has you nodding timidly, jaw aching as you watch his cock come back to life.

#jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk x reader #okkotsu yuuta x reader #yuta okkotsu x reader #yuuta okkotsu x reader #okkotsu yuta x reader

[blackberry-gingham]

The Beatles as

Swaggtastic couture that'll take you back to 2012

Hold onto your braincells while you still can

George

Mustache Merch

See, I know I'm old bc I literally remember this being a thing

Like the necklaces, the stickers, the shirts, the wristbands, EVERYTHING

Back in my day, this stuff was how everyone knew how much of a Cool™ and Alt™ hipster you were

And if that wouldn't be George, I-

Of course all this is readily available at Hot Topic™, bc where else would such a cool kid like him shop???

Honestly, George would've owned at least ONE piece of mustache merch, like if for literally no other reason then a gag

John

Frosted Tips

Sksksksk this is literally THE MOST chaotic and obnoxious trend on this post

Maybe that's just my opinion, but I'm pretty confident it's not

Anyway, when I tell you John would get this done SOLELY FOR THAT REASON

Like "You want me to be the jackass? Fine, I'll show you a jackass"

He would absolutely revel in the disgust and mayhem this look would create around his public image, like seriously

All according to his master plan, whatever that would be, I assure you 😎

Paul

Snapbacks

Idk why but I could literally see old Paul rocking one of these unironicly

He is simply... too hip for all of us ✌🏻😌

Honestly tho, young Paul would too

Maybe it's just me, but these things always gave me the BIGGEST fboy vibes

And if that isn't young Paul summarized in two words, idk what to tell you

Old Paul would do it just to feel cool

(Spoiler, he already is)

Ringo

Heelies

PLEASE tell me why I literally thought these were actually heelys when I first saw this image 😭😭

But really, tell me he wouldn't tho

They're just dumb fun at this point, and name one thing Ringo would enjoy more then that

Anyway, here's an imagine for you:

Ringo Star, at the age of 80, is doing a concert

The loudspeaker calls his name and after a moment of dead silence

HE HEELYS FROM OFF STAGE RIGHT UP TO HIS DRUM KIT

Then he leans into the mic and says "peace and love" and the concert begins like nothing happened

#the beatles #john lennon #paul mccartney #george harrison #ringo starr #tag yourself

[ushiwakaout]

Lead Singer! Tamaki Amajiki with tattoo artist & lead guitarist S/O || MHA

Genre: Rock Star AU || Fluff || Self-Indulgent angst ||

⚠️ Warnings: Drug Use || Nsfw || Orgy || Mommy kink? ||

Words: 2k+

A/N: very self indulgent bc i love rockstar aus i’ve never seen one of tamaki so here it is! 

Gender Neutral Reader

Dude, don’t even get me started

HE SINGS LIKE JESSE THE GUY WHO SING SWEATHER WEATHER AND DADDY ISSUES

Can you imagine his singing devils advocate, holy shit he’d look so good MA’AM PLEASE

YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT HE WOULDN’T DRESS LIKE HARRY STYLES 

He’s still shy and still has stage fright the first few times but your his lead guitar player (dated before the band was together)

Mirio is on the drums while Nejire is the bass player

It’s so hard not to pounce on him once he gets into his music like wow 

ESPECIALLY IF HE SUNG DEVILS ADVOCATE

You guys wear a matching matte black rings and people assume you’re married, y’all never say no so you’re gonna let people assume bc you’re fine with it.

You used to be a tattoo artist so many tattoos Tamaki has or will have, it’s done by you, he won’t want 

After every set he’ll either kiss you or your hand, it just depends if you go straight into the next set or not

He sings pretty boy dedicated to you bc if it where all to end, he’d be okay if it was by your side

The fans either ship you or they don’t 

It’s a little hard thinking that people don’t think you’re a good match but Tamaki always says that you’re his angel and he’d never fall in love with anyone else bc you’re his soulmate 

Some fans ship him with mirio and they both think its funny bc they’ve been best friends since they where kids so they don’t have a problem

But Tamaki does not, DOES NOT like it when they ship him with Nejire. Not that he doesn’t like her bc she, along with mirio, got him out of his comfort zone a lot (in a good way). 

He sees the way you’re smile fades when you see a post about their ship, people saying that they look good and all. It’s gotten to a point of wanting to break up with Tamaki just to make a handfull of fans happy

You’d do anything for his music to rise up the ranks, even if it meant losing your relationship

You’ve gone to mirio sobbing about this, it kinda hurt Tamaki that you didn’t go to him but you just couldn’t face him without the reminder of those stupid post

There was one day where a post said “look at the way he looks at her, he looks at her like he’s in love with her.” You looked at the picture for a long time and didn’t even realize the water works

You didn’t really mention it to anybody but when tamaki sang pretty boy, everyone could tell that it had a different feel to it

the set was over and before tamaki could look at you, you had already gone off the stage and ran towards the back locking yourself into the bathroom and kinda just letting it all out

god you hated this feeling, the ache in your chest 

Tamaki basically broke into the bathroom and froze when he saw you crying. He was so worry and so angry at the same time.

You both ended up crying on the bathroom floor together proclaiming your love for each other in such a snotty mess that it ended in laughter.

After that incident there was a long thread tweet of Tamaki explaining politely why he doesn’t like when people ship him with someone else other than his s/o or mirio (bc you don’t mind it either) people could tell that he was angry through the tweet and it was a lil scary bc tamaki DOES NOT GET ANGRY 

anygays- angst is over, sorry very self-indulgent. 

YOU CANNOT TELL ME THIS MAN DOESN’T SMOKE DUE TO ANXIETY 

You guys have 21+ concerts bc it’s those type of concerts where u can smoke weed legally and drink

SHOT GUN SMOKE WITH TAMAKI HOT HOT HOT

Tamaki’s a lil high so he does it with mirio too and u end up doing it with nejire (your relationship def gets a lot better after the whole shipping situation bc yall talk about it and nejire ends up outing herself to you guys as a lesbian)

so if you’re a girl, Tamaki will def. tell her to watch herself when it comes to his girl but if you’re a dude- you guys are like oh... cool, good for you.

MMM  tourbus sex

YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT AS A BAND YALL DIDN’T DO SOMETHING TOGETHER

you don’t Nejire anywhere near Tamaki tho, def a small cat fight while it happens 

TAMAKI GOT REALLY JELOUS WHEN MIRIO KISSED YOU OH MAN

Tamaki def fucked you several times while Mirio was listening bc TAMAKI WANTS HIM TOO KNOW WHO YOU BELONG TOO (cannon amajiki is a bottom and probably a pillow prince but fannon tamaki is a switch but in my head in this au TAMAKI IS A HARDCORE TOP)

Several occasions where you have to sit down during concerts bc tamaki ruined you minutes beforehand

FOR A FUCKING FACT yall do it in the dressing room and he just cums inside you and slips you’re underwear back on minutes before set AND U HAVE NO TIME TO CLEAN YOURSELF SO YOU’RE LIKE FUCK

mmm i love me some dom tamaki

Okay lets get to award shows

B E S T D R E S S E D C O U P L E A W A R D 

its something like this:  female / male

if y’all win something tamaki will NOT speak, way too many people are looking at him at the moment and he almost died during the pictures. 

“some many flashing cameras”

holds your hand tighter and y’all ask to get escorted out 

If y’all live together like only you and him, you’re house def is the definition of dark decor

if you guys every do get married, you aren’t getting a live band, everyone thought you did but it turns out it’s you guys in wedding attire- they love it.

Also very small wedding, somehow able to hide it from the pap and its like 50 people or so, mostly friends and like 1/3 family

100% LIKE PEWDIEPIES WEDDING. very very private but very nature/dark decor 

do y’all get wedding tattoos. yes. but not matching, not really.

do y’all tattoo each-other at the wedding... yes.

on your ring finger you have a sun and he has the moon.

you are the light that guides his threw the darkness  and he is your sun, always lighting up your life you know bc the sun lights up the moon

y’all just love eachother sorry

you don’t break up and y’all don’t expect to

BABIES Fem version

do you still play while pregnant yes

are people surprised, yell yeah

you gotta sit down tho bc your feet are killing you 

around the 6 to 9 month mark, the band goes on a break tamaki ends up going solo for a bit during the break and he makes you sing with him AND WOW do you get a larger fanbase bc of it. yes

angelic voice of a pregnant mother

it made tamaki horny, like how the fuck are are you so fucking great at fucking everything please let me fuck you god please

will whine, WILL CALL YOU MOMMY god yes

BABIES Male version.

Yall really wanted to adopt w one baby but the baby you liked had a twin so youre like HOW CAN U TAKE ONE AND NOT THE OTHER

they are twins but ones a boy and one is a girl

god you love them with all your heart

BABIES IN GENERAL (fem version yall have twins too, boy and girl)

they grow up to be band geeks, yall love it but your boy learns piano and the girl ends up playing the guitar (def not the outcome you guys thought it would be but you really dont care)

Let set names Mizuki for a girl, Haru for a boy. (legit beautiful moon and the sun)

Mizuki is very alternative meets fairy academia/ loves plants. probably a baby witch: has the same attitude as Tamaki

Haru is Dark Academia meets city pop / loves record, old gadgets and reading books: very much more like their other parent 

If y’all ever retire to just making music at home the kids are def. gonna take the band name and just put “The new gen” after it. You guys make fun of them for being unoriginal and they get pouty 

but they had you guys crying the first time they got a gig. they both sing, make music like billie and finneas and y’all just so proud. 

when you guys start getting older they will take you to award shows as their date to flex the fact that they are gen celebs who actually made something off of their parent success unlike some people

y’all just flex you’re kid bc they doing so well

just for shits and giggles (kids are like 22 at this point, you guys are like 46) :

Haru would probably get a girl pregnant during a one night stand and end up in a baby daddy situation

Mizuki probably steals Tamakis weeb and smokes it w lavander, you catch her and you’re like.... is it good? mother/father daughter smoke sesh

Haru is like “where’s mom, i need her to run by some notes- are you guys smoking? I’m telling dad.”

“It’s not like you’re dad doesn’t smoke either.” 

Haru and Mizuki are like “WHAT?! SINCE WHEN?!” 

“Since always... how’d you think he got over his stage fright? It’s not like i could go down on you’re dad every time before a concert to lift his nerves.”

Fake gagging from the two kids. 

You guys a def the parents who kinda don’t care about your image but you don’t let your kids go off easy

They are good kids who kept good grades and never got caught while doing trouble- so they are well respected and have liberty to do what they like.

There ends up being an article about your family and the cover is you guys- all of you with your nails painted and eyemakeup

very very controversial interview with strict and non liberals calling you guys bad parents and such

and you guys also talked about the topic about how you cared for your children. explaining that you guys stopped smoking, stopped drinking, kept a healty diet until they where 15. once they became 18 it was a very open enviroment, letting your kids grow the way they want and not suffocating them. not shoving down their beliefs and likes- they grew up the way they wanted to with the care of their parents.

parents kinda hate you ngl, yall too great sksksksk

yall also play the game where they ask you questions and if you don’t answer you have to take a shot

Mizuki: “Oh ew, please don’t answer this question... Have you ever had- *clears throat* have you guys ever had sex while we where in the house

Tamaki gets all red and shoves a shot down your throat and now you don’t get to answer “But I wanted to answer!” Haru is cringing hard and he takes a shot himself “You guys are gross”

Haru asks a question and just HATES IT “Oh god... Okay- Only because I wanna know I’m asking parent number 2 (you’re parent #2) Is the rumor of you guys doing the dirty with your band true. Did you guys have an orgy.”

You start to laugh your ass off but Mizuki and Tamaki are looking at eachother bc they cant believe they’ve done this Haru def is out of his shy bubble and now Mizuki has it

“You want a shot papa?” She asked tamaki, he just nodds and she fills it to the brim, “I think thats enough.” But before he’s able to reach for it, She shoots it down and put another one full for him

“Oh yeah, that’s true. Kinda i guess, it wasn’t really an orgy- It was more like two couples doing it in the same room while doing it but you’re uncle mirio did kiss me.”

Kids: Forever gagging

Tamaki: Forever blushing

You: Ah sweet memories :)

Request are open! You can request anyone from My Hero Academia (low key wont write for tsu or uraraka. Will not write for mineta), Haikyuu, Attack on Titan or Balance Unlimited!

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[jamaisjoons]

special package | jhs ft knj

⏤ 𝚜 𝚞 𝚖 𝚖 𝚊 𝚛 𝚢 : while on tour, your boyfriend sends you a special gift to make you feel less lonely

⏤ 𝚙 𝚊 𝚒 𝚛 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 : boyfriend!namjoon x reader x sexbot!hoseok

⏤ 𝚐 𝚎 𝚗 𝚛 𝚎 : smut, lowkey (highkey) crack

⏤ 𝚠 𝚘 𝚛 𝚍 𝚌 𝚘 𝚞 𝚗 𝚝 : 9k

⏤ 𝚠 𝚊 𝚛 𝚗 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 𝚜 : mutual masturbation, directed female masturbation, male masturbation, phone/video sex, dirty talk, breast/nipple play, cum play/eating, dom!Namjoon bless, sub!Reader, squirting, use of sextoys (i think because I guess hobi is a sex toy?), hobi with a GIANT and I mean MASSIVE cock, blowjob, handjob, praise, deepthroating, gagging, face fucking, lots of cum, like gallons of cum, fingering, pussy eating, overstimulation, ass eating, ass fingering, penetration, riding, unprotected sex (don’t do this), rough sex, creampie, slight cum inflation, multiple orgasms, forced orgasms

⏤ 𝚊 / 𝚗 : I missed my boys, especially writing some filth for the love of my love jung hoseok so HERE YOU GO! This completely self indulgent sexbot Hobi smut that no one asked for and yet what everyone needed with a featuring from our husband namjoon. this also isn’t edited cause it’s 3am and i’ve been working on this since about 12pm so,,,, if there are any mistakes or my style of writing changes you can chalk it up to my energy slowly draining during the middle before picking back up when the end was nearing sksksksks but i will change it all when i get the time to edit!!

⇥ this was inspired by an animated porn found on pornhub called special delivery // i kept forgetting to add this yikes

Sitting on your sofa, you stared blankly at the screen, idly scrolling through Netflix while looking for something to watch. The pizza boxes sat on the side beside you, the leftover pizza long since cold. Letting out a sigh, you pushed away your laptop, boredom striking. You were more than tired of watching films and series. It’s all you’d been doing lately. Rubbing your eyes in exhaustion, you got up, grabbing the pizza box and glass before sluggishly walking to the kitchen.

You’re midst placing the cardboard in the recycling when there’s a sudden rhythmic beeping. Body immediately perking up, you rush over to your laptop, grin on your face when you read the name. Quickly bouncing on the sofa, you swiftly fix your hair before tightening the robe around your chest, not wanting to ruin the surprise. Once you think you’re presentable, you accept the call.

“Joonie!” You squeal, smiling brightly as your boyfriend’s face comes into view. Namjoon waves back eagerly before you both stop, staring at each other. Eyes wander over your faces until you’re both left smiling softly at each other.

“I miss you” You both say at the same time, laughing softly. Namjoon runs his fingers through his hair, messing up his locks before sighing.

“Sorry this tour is taking so long” Namjoon apologises but you shake your head, smiling encouragingly.

“This is your dream Joon! As much as I miss you, I wouldn’t trade it. Whenever you go live on Vapp or I see fancams, you always look so happy. And you’re touring with the Agust D. This is your dream come true” You reply, Namjoon biting his lip.

“I don’t deserve you. I love you” Namjoon replies, chocolate eyes deep and full of emotion. You smile cheekily.

“I think you’re going to love me even more”

“Oh? Why is that?” Namjoon asks, quirking his eyebrow. You bite your lip, before slowly pulling your robe apart. Namjoon chokes, coughing up a fit as his eyes take in your lingerie clad figure.

“Fucking hell babe! You can’t just pull that out of nowhere” Namjoon reprimands, but the entire time, his eyes are focused on the way your breasts look covered in the sheer black bralette, your nipples on display and already hard.

“Are you saying you don’t like your present?” You ask, eyes pooling with lust as your smirk slightly.

“Oh, I’m definitely not complaining. Take the robe off, lemme see you” Namjoon orders and you’re body is automatically obeying, trained to heed every single one of his commands. Kneeling on the sofa, your slowly untie the bow, letting the silk robe slowly fall off of your body. Namjoon sucks in a sharp breath, mouth drying as he takes you in, knees slightly spread.

“Turn around” comes his next command and you slowly shift, bracing your hands on the couch as you slowly bend over, exposing the fleshy cheeks of your ass. Namjoon lets out a small groan, followed by a quiet ‘fuck’, the vowels drawn out. You try and suppress the triumphant grin, but you know better than anyone how much your boyfriend would love the completely sheer lace covering your ass, ribbons of silk running across the top hem before tying into a bow.

“Fuck, that’s a beautiful sight. Spread your ass and bend over baby” Namjoon orders. Biting your lip, you follow his direction, Namjoon sucking in another breath when he sees the way the lace darkens and clings to your pussy lips as you grow more aroused. You cheekily shake your hips, ass slightly jiggling. Namjoon’s eyes stayed trained on the way your ass ripples under your skin, his cock already hardening.

“Do you like your present?” You ask, turning around and looking at him over your shoulder. Namjoon nods, somewhat at a loss for words.

“Definitely. Turn around and spread your legs baby.”

You turn back on the sofa, making yourself comfortable before spreading your legs, feet braced on either side. Namjoon shifts slightly, unbuttoning a couple buttons of his shirt before clearing his throat.. His eyes slowly draw up from the space between your thighs, up over your stomach and breasts before staring directly into your eyes. You swallow thickly, hairs standing on the back of your spine as you grow eager with lust.

“I want you to do exactly what I say baby. Now, play with your tits but don’t take or your bra and don’t touch your nipples” Namjoon commands, voice deep with authority. Hands automatically move to cup your breasts, fingertips brushing over the lace before squeezing with a moan. Namjoon watches you lightly massage and roll your breasts, eyes trained on the way they move about in the lace. Your palms brush the sensitive underside of your breasts, eliciting a slight gasp from your lips as your pussy lets out a gush of arousal. You can already feel the sticky heat between your thighs, clit pulsing as your cunt quite literally weeps for attention.

“Fuck, I want to draw this out but it’s been so long. Take off the bra, my sweet” Namjoon says, urgency laced in his voice. He doesn’t have to tell you twice. Swiftly, with expert fingers, you unclasp your bra, slipping it off your chest and throwing it, uncaring about where it lands. You relish in the freeing sensation, hands once again moving to cup your breasts, fingers and thumbs dangerously close to your pointed nipples.

“Lick your fingers and play with your nipples” Namjoon’s voice carries across the speaker in your laptop. You push two fingers into your mouth, tongue swirling around them until they’re sufficiently soaked. Pulling them out of your mouth, you run them across your hard nipples, shivering as the cold pulls the buds even tauter than they already were. You roll the bud between your forefinger and thumb, pinching and pulling them, relishing in the slight pain.

You watch Namjoon shift once again, arm moving as he palms his trouser covered shaft. You pout slightly, bottom lip sticking out as you realise you can’t see what he’s doing. Making your displeasure known, Namjoon chuckles at you. He slowly gets up, grabbing his laptop and carrying it over to the bed before placing it down in front of him. You watch as he slowly strips, smooth honey skin slowly being revealed until he’s left in his dark boxers. The laptop moves again, resting on his thick thighs as you’re left with nothing but the view of the slight rolls of his stomach, obstructed by the bulge in his boxers, head slightly propped up by his pillows.

You squeeze your nipples slightly harder, letting out a small gasp and wriggling on the sofa under your own ministrations, eyes focused on the way Namjoon’s large palm runs over his boxer covered cock. Your eyes trail over the wiry hairs on his lower abdomen, gulping slightly as you close your eyes, imagining what was under them. The shape and colour of his cock was practically ingrained in your mind, you could picture it perfectly in your mind’s eye.

The two of you stay like that for another five minutes, drawing out the inevitable. Time passes agonisingly slowly, your cunt crying out until you’re practically sitting in your own arousal on the leather sofa. The feeling is slightly uncomfortable, your panties stuck to your lips while your thighs were sticky despite how spread they were. Namjoon’s own boxers become slightly wet, arousals dripping from his cockhead before soaking into the cotton of his dark grey boxers. You whine slightly, thighs shifting ever so slightly closer as you try to alleviate the ache between them. Namjoon’s eyes catch the imperceptibly small movement.

“Take your panties off slowly, I want to see the way they unstick from your cunt” Namjoon finally says, voice horse with lust, deciding he’d drawn it out long enough. You can’t seem to move quick enough, wanting the relief your body so desperately craved. Fingers hooking into the waistband of your panties, slowly shimmying them down your hips before slowly, very slowly, peeling them off of your pussy. Namjoon’s watches carefully, loving the way strings of your arousal slowly cling to the material of your panties, stretching before finally breaking, falling back onto your lips. You slide them off of your thighs, not even bothering to kick them off as they stay hooked around one of your legs before you’re spreading your thighs again.

“I wanna see you get those fingers sticky baby. Show me how much you’re missing me” Namjoon orders, pulling his cock out of his boxers. Your throat goes dry as it comes into view, standing front and centre in front of the camera as Namjoon fists the shaft slowly, thumb brushing against his head and rubbing precum onto his shaft as lube. He’s as thick and beautiful as you remember, pulsing slightly under his fist. Your fingers brush through your lips, whimpering as you’re finally stimulated. You run the pads of your fingers up and down your slit, to the same pace as Namjoon’s fists, mewling and whining as your arousal gathers onto your hands, wettening them.

“Pull your hand out and show me” Namjoon says. You bite your lip, a couple seconds passing as you struggle to pull your fingers away from your needy cunt. Finally doing as he says, you hold your fingers up to the camera, showing him the strings of your arousal leaking from your hand.

“Put them in your mouth and lick them clean” Namjoon demands and you’re swiftly bringing your fingers to your lips, licking the strings up dramatically slow as Namjoon’s eyes darken.

“Wait. Brush them across your lips, I want you to taste yourself for a long time” Namjoon directs and your eyes widen slightly before you’re brushing your juices across your lips as instructed. Namjoon groans, fist tightening around his cock as he jerks slightly, watching the way you lick your lips before brushing your cunt juice across them again.

“Okay now lick them clean. Show me how you’d suck my cock if I was there” Namjoon instructs and you’re quickly wrapping your lips around your fingers, swirling your tongue messily around them before pulling them out completely clean.

“Fuck, you’re a complete sin. Push those fingers into your cunt and get them wet again. Then I wanna see you gag on them” Namjoon directs and you feel yourself gush, the puddle on your leather sofa only growing larger. You swirl your fingers around your cunt, your walls rippling in anticipation. Then, you swiftly push them in, groaning and bucking at the stretch. Pumping them once, then twice, you try and get them as wet as you could, knowing it would please your boyfriend. Pulling them out, Namjoon watches as you push them deep into your mouth, gagging around them, eyes watering as you lick them clean.

“Joon, please” You whimper, fingers leaving your mouth. You were so wired, you were sure that any stimulation would have you cumming in seconds.

“What do you want sweet? Tell me” Namjoon asks. You whine, fingers twitching in anticipation.

“I want to cum”

“Then do it. Fuck yourself with those pretty fingers” Namjoon orders and you immediately shove your fingers as deep into your cunt as you could, practically screaming out his name. You pump them in and out of you, loving the sensation of finally being filled up, Namjoon’s fist pumping harder.

“I’m gonna… fuck i’m gonna cum soon baby. Play with your clit, I want you to cum with me” Namjoon commands, your other hand joining as you furiously rub your clit.

“That’s it sweet. Bring yourself over. Fuck. Fuck. Gods, do you know how hot you look right now? I wish I was there. I miss how you taste and how you feel on my fingers and tongue. Fuck you’re so beautiful. Cum for me baby” Namjoon speaks, letting out little stilted moans and groans as he felt his balls tighten.

“Joonie. Fuck. I miss you baby. I miss you cock in me. Miss you filling me up with your cum. My pussy feels so empty without your cum in me” You stutter out, voice slightly raspy as you pant in front of your computer. Namjoon lets out a little groan before moaning your name, your words throwing him over the edge. You watch the way his cock pulses, twitching as he shoots his cum all over his abdomen, milky white rivers running over his smooth skin.

“Fu-ck” You scream, cumming around your fingers at the sight. Your fingers continue moving, pumping in and out of your spasming walls as your other hand continues rubbing your clit. You fingers push slightly deeper, pressing into the soft sensitive spot inside you. Your eyes roll into the back of your skull and you lose yourself even more into your orgasm as intoxication pleasure and relief washes over you.

“Fuck that’s hot” Namjoon says, watching as your pussy gushes, squirting all over the sofa. You jerk your hands away, head thrown back on the couch, chest heaving as you come down from your high. You feel the wet pool of your cum around you, thighs quivering and soaking in your juices.

“You’ve made such a mess baby. How are you gonna clean it up?” Namjoon asks and you sluggishly lift your head to stare at him in the computer screen. He’s looking at you with dark eyes, eyes set on your pussy and the puddle around you.

“Joon?” You ask nervously. His eyes trail back to your eyes, still dark as he idly pumps his cock.

“Lick it clean. Good girls always clean up their mess” Namjoon says and you blush under his gaze. Your eyes trail down to the mess and you gulp before nodding, wanting nothing more than to please him. You slowly shift, Namjoon groaning at the wet sloshing sound. He watches you get on your knees, back facing him as you start licking your cum off of the sofa. He can’t see much apart from your slightly swollen pussy lips, but just imagining you licking up your own cum has him fisting his cock again.

Namjoon pumps his cock, listening to the slurping and licking sounds of you eating your own cum as your cunt drips with your left over arousal. A few minutes later, you finally turn around, done cleaning up your mess. He takes in your flushed, wet face. Cum is practically dripping from your lips, small rivers of cum dripping down your chest, catching the light as they shine. He watches you lick your lips, undoubtedly tasting yourself and he’s instantaneously cumming on the spot. You watch as he adds to the cum already on his abdomen, wishing you were there to lick him up.

“Fuck. it’s been so long. I miss you” Namjoon says breathlessly as he comes down from his high. You nod, heart aching slightly. You missed cuddling with his in your mutual post orgasm haze.

“It’s been lonely without you. You’re usually gone for months at a time and I just… I don’t know what to do without you” You say, chest tightening. Namjoon’s eyes soften.

“I’m sorry. I know it’s hard on you. I’ll find a way to fix it” Namjoon promises and you nod, biting your lip. How was he supposed to fix it? He couldn’t very well just come home. Suddenly his eyes light up and you instantly know he has an idea.

“What is it?” You ask but he’s shaking his head.

“I just remembered something. I have to go. Expect a special package soon.  I love you” Namjoon says, blowing you a kiss before cutting off the call. You stare at your screen in surprise, slightly perturbed by your boyfriend’s sudden disappearance. You shake your head before stretching, grimacing at the dry, sticky feeling of your body. Getting up, you grab your robe, heading for the shower.

Two weeks later, you’re surprised when your doorbell rings. Swiftly, you answer the door, startled by the delivery man with carrying a package almost the same size as him.

“____-ssi?” He asks, checking over the paperwork.

“That’s me yes” You say, accepting the pen and clipboard he offers you. Once you sign your name, you return the paperwork to him, watching him leave with a bow. When he’s out of your sight, you turn back to the package, wondering what the hell it could be. You certainly hadn’t ordered anything recently, and definitely not a package that large.

Scratching your head, you circle around the box, wondering what it could be and who it was from before sighing. The only way you’d be able to figure it out would be by bringing it into the apartment. Luckily for you, it was on wheels and you wouldn’t need to somehow break your back getting it into your home. Walking behind the package, you pushed, surprised by the amount of strength you needed to move it despite it being on wheels.

“Whatever this is, it better be worth this effort” You huff to yourself, blowing the hair out of your eyes as you finally manage to dock it into your living room. Your surprised by the card sticking out of one of the seams. Plucking it up, you open it, eyes widening in bewilderment as you read it.

“Sorry you’ve been feeling lonely without me. Thought this would help you when you’re missing me. Just don’t let him replace me winky face - Namjoon” You read out loud. Him? What the hell did he mean?

Inside the card is also a little instruction manual for opening the package. Skimming through the card, you nod before placing them on your coffee table. You unclip the locks on either side as per the instructions before carefully pulling the lid off, placing it on the ground.

“Okay Joon what the fuck?” You say out loud as you examine the content of the package. Stood inside was a five foot ten man, with wavy dark red hair and glowing honey skin. Weirdly, that wasn’t the strangest thing about the man in a box. No, it was the fact that he was completely naked with the largest cock you had ever laid your eyes on. It was probably only slightly thinner than your wrist and about as long as your forearm. The sight of it managed to both ignite your curiosity and fear at the same time.

Your eyes wandered over his figure, from his lean muscles all the way down to sculpted thighs as you tried your hardest to ignore his cock. But really how could you? When it was the longest and thickest shaft you had ever seen? Topped with a pretty pink mushroom tip and dusky rose veins. Even with how weirded out you were, you couldn’t help but admit that it was a beautiful dick. You slowly approach it, your curiosity winning out over your fear. They always did say curiosity killed the cat. But satisfaction brought it back. Reaching out gingerly, you poke the penis, before jerking back.

When nothing happens, you grow bolder, approaching it more until you’re only inches apart. You place your palm cautiously on the cock, slightly in awe of it. The palm of your hand barely fit over the tip, only drawing more attention to how impossibly big it was. You wrapped your hand around it, pumping the shaft once and aweing over how incredibly lifelike it felt.

“Did Joon really get me a sex doll or is this just a real person?” You mumble to yourself in your quiet apartment. But also, why did he get you a sex doll? How was a dildo with legs supposed to cure your intimacy issues? Also why a sex doll? Why not a teddy bear or a stuffed toy like a normal boyfriend?

Moving your hand from his cock, you place it on his abdomen; brows shooting into your hairline at how lifelike he feels. This must have been an expensive sex doll with how real and hard his abs feel. Running your hand up his chest, you brush over his nipples before jerking back when the nipple pushes into his skin in almost a button-like way. The sound of machinery whirring fills the air, not unlike the sound computers make when they’re booting up. You quickly jerk back, almost falling over when the sex doll’s eye open on their own.

You quickly retreat backwards, half crab walking half dragging yourself when it - he? - steps forward. Oh god, what if Namjoon had just bought you a sex slave or something? He felt real enough. The man looked around curiously, before looking down at you, eyes lighting up in the most unnatural shade of gold. Once his eyes were laid on you, he nods, eyes darkening to a shade of dark honey brown.

“Hello. I am Jung Hoseok model Hobi. I was designed by Big Hit Adult Entertainment for your pleasure. It is nice to meet you” He introduces causing your jaw to drop. What. The. Fuck. His voice was sweet and yet robotic at the same time. Your mind is far too jumbled to think straight, causing you to gape at the man-thing in agog.

“Model Hobi?” You finally manage to stammer out, causing him to nod once again.

“Yes HOBI. It is the phonetic sound for the acronym H.O.B.I. It stands Handy Orgasm Buddy Intelligence” Hobi relates and you blanch, jaw dropping even wider.

“A what?” You ask dumbly, unable to comprehend the entire situation.

“Handy Orgasm Buddy Intelligence. HOBI. I am a sexbot” He says simply, looking at you with robotic curiosity.

“A SEXBOT?” You finally scream, mind whizzing a hundred miles a minute. Namjoon had gotten you a sexbot? Suddenly his comment about not wanting to be replaced makes sense.

“Yes. Are you not pleased?” He asks and you quickly shake your head. You weren’t even sure how you were feeling.

“No! No, it’s not that. I’m just surprised my boyfriend’s solution to me being lonely was to get me a sexbot” You say, eyes fixated on his cock. Really, how were you not supposed to fixate on it when he was currently stood over you and you were eye level with it?!

“I see. You are staring” He points out, causing your face to heat.

“I’m sorry! I’m just… it looks so real and it’s… so big” You say, voice filled with bewilderment and awe.

“Thank you! It is made of a blend of thermoplastic elastomer and rubber giving it an exceptionally realistic skin feel. Paired with muscle changing nanotechnology I am the top of the line model. Other features include-” Hobi begins but you quickly shake your hands.

“That’s enough! Thank you! This is already weird enough as it is” You say. Hobi immediately stops speaking, cocking his head to the side.

“Weird? Does my body not please you? I am supposed to be the top of the-” He begins, causing you to cut him off once again.

“No! I’m sorry! It does… please me. Very much” You say, realising how weird the words sound to you, your eyes still fixated on his long cock. He steps closer towards you and now you see that, despite looking incredibly realistic and lifelike, he moves robotically.

“Perhaps touching it will help?” He says, moving closer until he’s right in front of you, surprising you. His cock stands upright, almost smacking you in your face and you briefly wonder if it’s cumbersome to walk around with a cock that big. You gingerly reach out, touching it. You’d done it once already, why would it be weird if you did it a second time? Even if he was moving.

“Oh wow… it feels warm and even more real” You say, palm brushing against the tip. Now that he was on and not lifelessly lying in a box, you could feel him pulse under you, as if blood was being pumped into it. It even felt as warm as a cock did. The company clearly had gone all out developing him and even more than that, you were starting to see why he was the top of the line model.

“Is it less weird now?” He asks curiously and you have to suppress a dry laugh. In what world was this not weird?

“I guess” You say, hand smoothing over his cock till you reach the base. Your cunt clenches slightly as it twitches under you. You hadn’t realised exactly how much you’d been missing a real dick, or well, in this case a realistic dick, until you feel him pulse under your touch. It had been months since Namjoon had left on tour and you’d been left with nothing but sex video chats, your fingers and lifeless silicon sex toys to get you through. But now that Hoseok was here in front of you, you wanted nothing more than to take him in your mouth so you could find out if he felt the same way your boyfriend did in your mouth. Besides, this was a gift from Namjoon and it’d be a shame to waste it.

“Can I… can I suck you off?” You finally ask, looking up at him through your eyelashes. Hoseok chuckles at you, lips curling upwards and dimples forming in the top corners. You can’t help but ponder the unfairness of it all. For what reason would a sexbot need the most adorable dimples? Not to mention an even cute lip mole. The attention to details were astounding. Briefly, you wonder just how much Namjoon had splurged on him.

“You do not need my consent. I am a sexbot. I was built to please you. Therefore, if you want to and if it pleases you, you may perform oral upon me” Hoseok says, causing you to roll your eyes.

“Must you speak and act like that? It’s so… oddly robotic for how realistic you look” You say.

“That is because I am a robot”

“I know that but-”

“I have displeased you. Let me reassess” Hoseok says and you watch as his eyes glow amber once again, the sound of machines whirring filling your otherwise quiet home. When his eyes darken again, he turns to you, moving closer until his cock is practically pressed against your face. His hand sits authoritatively on your head, keeping your head pressed against his shaft.

“Suck me off” He commands and the sudden domineering tone in his voice has your pussy gushing. You shift so you’re on your knees, thighs pressed and rubbing together to try and alleviate the growing ache in your cunt.

“You get off on being dominated. I will retain that information in my memory card” Hoseok says, returning to his robotic self before pushing your face into his shaft once again, “now suck me off” he continues. You almost get whiplash from the complete change in personality.

Pressing your face against his dick, you run your nose over the length, admiring the slight musky, citrus scent that surrounds him. Your lips brush against the entirety of his lengthy shaft until you reach is soft pink tip. Precum drips from his cock, thick and translucent white and you quickly lick at it, suckling his cockhead as if it were a popsicle while his arousal drips down your throat. You pull away, licking your lips and admiring the pleasant pineapple taste.

“If you are not pleased, I can change the taste to what you prefer. Flavours I have built in include chocolate, mango, pineapple, strawberry tropical and vanilla milkshake” Hoseok says and as sweet at the pineapple tastes, you can’t help but want to try out all the flavours.

“Vanilla milkshake sounds good right now”

“Very well” He responds, and you hear a mechanical whirring before he nods at you.

“Affirmative. The change is complete” He informs as his cock begins dripping even more precum than before. You wrap as much of your mouth as will fit around his enormously bulbous cockhead, suckling at the tip and licking the slit as you relish in the taste, palming his cock with your hands. You pull your lips off, licking around the seam of his tip before pressing kissing along the underside, softly kissing his balls.

“Do you like when I do this?” You ask, used to being praised by Namjoon whenever you took him in your mouth.

“I do not necessarily enjoy things the same way organic life does. I am a sexbot, built for your pleasure” Hoseok reiterates cause you to frown, more than put off by his words. Hoseok realises his mistake and pets your head.

“I like it” He says and the slight high inclination in his tone has you thinking he’s completely adorable. You laugh it off, shaking your head.

“I enjoy the sight of you on your knees” Hoseok says, voice slightly husky. You look at him up in surprise from your position on the floor, blushing under his intense gaze. He smiles at you, causing you to smile back, noticing how pretty it is. You return your attention to his dick, pressing your tongue against his length, licking along the shaft and tasting him. You tried to cover the entirety of his cock in your saliva, licking and pressing kisses onto his dick. His hand fists into your head, pushing you further down onto his as he thrusts slightly, rubbing his length up and down your face.

Your hand slowly moves into your leggings, bypassing your underwear and heading straight for your clit. You dip a finger into your cunt, feeling the sticky heat between your thighs before moving to rub your clit slowly. Your hips automatically grind onto your hand as they expertly strum your bundle of nerves. You moan against Hoseok’s cock, humping your fingers, pussy spasming and dripping all over yourself until you’re aching for him to push his enormous cock into you. He pulls your face off of him by your hair, instead grabbing the base of his shaft and smacking you in the face with his heavy dick.

“How do you feel about degradation?” He asks and you chuckle.

“I prefer praise” You reply and he nods, pushing his tip against your lips.

“Take me in kitten” He says and you gush at his pet name for you.

“Is kitten good or would you prefer something else? Doll, princess, baby girl-” Hoseok starts listing causing you to shake your head.

“Kitten is perfect” You reply, cutting him off. He nods, before once again attempting to force his cock into your mouth. You unhinge your jaw as much as you can but you simply can’t open your jaw enough to take him in.

“You’re too thick. I don’t think I can”

“Ah. Not to worry. I am overcompensation” He says. You cock your head curiously, watching in awe as his cock pulses and shrinks to a much more manageable size.

“Is that the muscle changing nanotechnology?”

“That is correct. Now come on, take me in kitten” Hoseok encourages and your lips are quickly wrapping around the head of his cock. Hoseok runs his long fingers through your hair, firmly grabbing the locks and tugging them as he tries to force more of his length into your mouth. You smile over him, having missed the feeling of Namjoon roughly face fucking you. You tighten your mouth, practically creating a vacuum before sucking hard while swirling your tongue around his head. Hoseok’s cock still drips with the vanilla milkshake precum, coating your tongue with the taste of him.

You swallow thickly, Hoseok humming in what you want to think is pleasure but considering his mechanical self, you can’t be too sure. You gaze at him from your knees, keeping your eyes trained on him as you lightly suck. Hoseok leans forward slightly, slowly grinding his hips into your mouth. He moves so sensually that you forget he’s a robot for a minute. Kneeling before him, you bob your head eagerly, attempting to take his cock further into the back of your throat.

“You’re doing so good kitten. Good girls love sucking cock don’t they?” Hoseok asks after praising you and you nod eagerly, tongue lavishing his hard member with attention. Hoseok pushes in further and you give him access, allowing him to split your jaw open as he pushes more and more of his cock into your wide-open mouth. He stops when you gag, his cock hitting the back of your throat as your eyes water. You maintain eye contact with him, as he pushes even deeper past your throat.

Hoseok holds you there as you try to swallow around him, only choking on his length as it invades your esophagus. A few moments later, you’re about ready to tap out when Hoseok pulls you off of him. You gasp for hair, watching as strings of your saliva coat his cock. Hoseok smirks from on top of you before he’s once again forcing his dick down your mouth. You groan in pleasure, pushing two fingers into your cunt, pumping repeatedly as he fucks your mouth. 

Holding your head in place, Hoseok uses your mouth as a cocksleeve as he powerfully drives his hips in and out of your mouth. The sounds of gagging and choking fill the room, the occasional slurp slipping through as you try not to dribble all over yourself. You finger move in and out of your cunt furiously, humping your fingers and trying to take them deeper into you, despite your leggings being in the way. You jerk your head when his cock begins pulsing, your free hand rubbing and massaging his balls.

“Are you gonna cum?” You ask with a gasp, Hoseok allowing you to fist his cock as you take one of his balls into your mouth, licking the flesh before suckling.

“Yes”

“How much can you cum” You asked curiously, releasing his balls with a pop and moving to the other one.

“Up to gallons” He replies and immediately your walls clench around your fingers as you imagine him filling you up with all that cum. You could just imagine how much you’d be leaking if he came in you.

“Fuck okay. Cum down my throat” You say, mouth moving back to his cock.

“As you wish” Hoseok says, watching you expertly swallow him down again. His hands brace themselves on either side of your head and then he’s pushing as deep into your mouth as he could, before he cums. You choke, momentarily surprised by the sheer volume and thickness before drinking it down. You swallow and swallow, relishing in the feel of his warm cum washing down your throat and filling your stomach. There’s so much cum that you can’t possible keep up with swallowing, causing it to back up into your mouth. Hoseok abruptly pulls out, leaving your mouth filled with his orgasm.

You hold it in your mouth, more than happy it tasted like vanilla milkshake as you gave your throat a rest. Hoseok reaches over, squeezing your cheeks. With a surprised gasp, you release his cum, letting it dribble all over your chest. Hoseok smiles as it’s absorbed by your clothing, painting your neck white and staining your top.

“You look good drenched in cum” Hoseok praises and you blush. It goes silent as he stares at you, awaiting your next move  and you heart drops slightly.

“Is something wrong? Was I too rough? Did I do something wrong”

“Sorry. No, you were wonderful. It’s just… with my boyfriend away for so long i need something more than a sexbot. I… I miss intimacy” You say, looking away. Your cunt was still drenched, pussy pulsing as you had yet to cum.

“I see. Give me a few moments.” You watch as his eyes glow slightly once again, the whirring sound of machine filling the air.

“What are you doing?”

“Big Hit installed programmed into me that can be downloaded to enhance the experience. Programmes that increase the pleasure outputted to the user” Hoseok informs and you watch him curiously.

“Programmes like?”

“Love. Desire. Intimacy. Thing to improve user satisfaction. Download complete” Hoseok finally says. When he turns back to you, you’re gasping slightly by the depth of emotions displayed in his once golden eyes.

He slowly bends down to you, taking your neck in his hand before pulling you up gentle off of your knees. You’re pleasantly surprised by his gentleness, allowing him to pull you in for a kiss. His lips are soft against yours, moving languidly. He licks your lips causing you to part them as he forces his tongue into you. You moaned into the kiss, wrapping your arms around his neck as you stand on the tips of your toes. Hoseok’s wiry arms wrap around you and before you know it, you’re being lifted up and off the ground. Legs automatically wrap around his narrow hips; you guide Hoseok to your bedroom, grinding your covered crotch against his cock, groaning into the kiss as the head sits against your abdomen.

Once in your bedroom, he gently places you down on the bed before pressing his body against yours. Hoseok braces himself above you on his arms, both your lips still locked in a kiss as he cock rests on your stomach. Amazed by the warmth of his body, you pull him closer with his legs, wanting to feel his weight over you. Hoseok breaks off your kiss, trailing his lips down your jaw and lightly peppering kisses as one hand moves to massage your breast through your cum stained top. One of his hands slips under your top, thumb brushing against your nipple, causing you to gasp and arch into his touch.

The hand under your top moves to the hem as he divests it off of you, leaving your breasts bare. Hoseok kisses along your collarbone before taking your nipple in his mouth, lightly sucking before rolling the hardened peak between his teeth. You gasp out, fingers fisting into his hair as you pull him closer into your chest. Releasing your breast, he moves to the other one, lavishing it in the same amount of attention, rolling the nipple between his teeth and lightly nipping. You press your crotch against his cock, trying to grind into his thick cock, needing some friction against your weeping cunt.

Hoseok kisses your sternum before licking a trail down your ribs and stomach. His tongue dips into your belly button, swirling around and causing tingles to run up and down your spine at the attention he lavishes on your body. Hoseok’s lips soon find their way to the waistband of your leggings and he’s pressing one final kiss on your lower abdomen before slowly spreading your legs. His fingers press against your cunt through your leggings and immediately he finds your clit. You let out a small mewl, bucking into his hand as he rubs you. 

“Hoseok. Please.” You gasp out, your arousal already soaking through your leggings. He smiles from under you before hooking his fingers under the waistband of both your leggings and panties, pulling them off swiftly, leaving you completely bare.

Instantly, he’s flipping you over onto your front. You gasp at the sudden change of position before pushing against him as you finally feel the heat of his cock against your bare skin. Hoseok’s hands move to massage your ass cheeks, grinding his cock between them and covering your back and ass in even more precum.

“You’ve got an amazing ass” Hoseok compliments and you mewl, pushing further into him. Suddenly, he spanks it, eyes trained on the way it ripples under him.

“Does my good girl like being spanked?” Hoseok asks and you nod into your pillow, hissing as he spanks you once again. He bends over, trailing kisses all over the middle of your spine until he reaches your ass. You feel his lips brush against the fleshy globes before spreading them using his thumbs.

“You’re so wet and swollen. Hold yourself open for me kitten” He instructs and you immediately do as he says, spreading your legs slightly to give him better access. Hoseok grins before moving one of his hands to spread open your cunt with two of his fingers, exposing the pink of your insides. He blows cool air on your heated pussy, causing you to groan out. Lowering his head, he places a kiss on both your lips while running the pads of his fingers through your dripping lips. Your groan is muffled by the pillow as he slowly drives you crazy with every one of his fleeting actions.

Your heart races and you feel completely on edge, waiting for more. Finally, after sufficiently wetting his fingers, he swipes them against your clit The stimulation has you releasing a gush of wetness, Hoseok’s eyes trained on the way your cunt leaks. Circling the bundle of nerves with his finger, his gentle touch drags along your clit, eliciting another deep groan from you.

Finally, Hoseok’s head dipped between your lips, licking a swipe from your cunt all the way to your ass. Your back automatically arched, pushing your hips further into his face. Hoseok teases you with a couple more kitten licks before pushing his tongue into your honeyed hole, swirling his tongue around and collecting all your arousal on his tongue. He lapped deep into you, thrusting his tongue in and out, simulating his cock. Suddenly, his fingers began vibrating and you let out a small scream followed by a hiss.

“Fuck- oh my god” You cry, legs shaking around his head as his fingers continued vibrating on your clit. Your pussy felt as if it were molten lava, leaking your hot juice and wetting your thighs and Hoseok’s face.

“Hng” You groaned, pushing further into him when he moved his tongue to lap at your clit, pushing one, then two of his vibrating fingers into your pussy. Gently suckling on your clit, Hoseok crooked his knuckle-deep fingers inside you, expertly locating your g-spot and causing vibrations of pleasure to strum along them. Your vocal cords strained, voice cracking as you let out another cry. You felt your pussy walls ripple, abdomen twisting into a wrenching knot inside of you as he continued lapping your clit while unrelentingly thrusting his vibrating fingers against your sweet spot.

You simply couldn’t catch your breath, your head lolling helplessly to the side as your shoulders slump into the mattress. You quickly felt your orgasm approach, the knot in your stomach twisting even further as Hoseok drove you to the brink of pleasure. Your hips moved instinctively, grinding your pussy against his eager face as Hoseok buried it deeper between your thighs.

“I’m- oh god I’m going to cum” You warn, voice raspy and throat raw. You breath deeper, gasps turning into low moans as your body seizes up, eyes rolling deep into the back of your skull as you came around his vibrating fingers. Hoseok felt you gush around his hand and immediately pulled them out, replacing them with his tongue as he licked and swallowed up all of your cunt juice. You tried to push him away, thighs still quivering as he continues eating you out. You squeal, the overstimulation of your orgasm paired with Hoseok’s continued ministrations driving you wild.

You feel him pull away, exhaling as your pussy finally has some relief. However, it doesn’t last long before suddenly Hoseok’s tongue is pressing against your ass. You squeal once again at the alien sensation of his tongue wiggling against your rosebud. You feel him force it into your ass, his appendage struggle against how tight you were. However, he’s unrelenting and you slowly feel your ass opening up and loosening, allowing him to rim you. Your fingers curl into the sheets trying to draw away as he forces his vibrating fingers back into your cunt.

“Oh my god- I can’t. Hobi-” You groan, voice hoarse and barely above a whisper.

“You can” Hoseok demands and you whine, your cunt walls burning from overstimulation as his vibrating fingers pump into and out of you furiously before scissoring them, opening your cunt for his incredibly thick cock. Your thighs begin to shake uncontrollably once again as he forces you into another orgasm almost immediately after your previous one. When you soak his fingers for a second time, you feel him pull one out before pressing it against your ass.

“OH” You gasped, feeling him rub your cum around your ass, lubing it up for when his fingers undoubtedly penetrate you. Your cunt clenches in anticipation and before long, he’s pushing the tip into you, slowly opening your ass the way he’d opened your cunt. You moan his name from under him, feeling him slowly enter you before thrusting his finger in and out.

“It’s too much” You protest. You’re completely wired, nerves screaming from the attention he’s lavishing on both your cunt and ass. Your pussy leaked uncontrollably, clenching and unclenching as he continued forcing his fingers deep into you. You feel a second finger push into your ass, stretching you out and making you jerk forward, tears pooling in your eyes, feeling them leak into your pillow.

“Once more. Cum for me once more” Hoseok command and you shake your head.

“I can’t” You cry out but even as you say that, you push further into him, the pleasure mixed with the pain very slowly driving you delirious. Abruptly, his fingers started vibrating and you screamed, feeling his tongue swirl around the fingers in your ass before twirling around the fingers in your cunt, happily lapping your arousal. He wrapped his lips around your clit, his fingers vibrating even fast as he sucks and bites hard at your sensitised bud. You take in a shuddering breath before wailing out his name.

You feel your pussy gush in rivers, squirting all over his hand and mouth as he forces you into your third consecutive orgasm. Your toes locked, curling instinctively and you painfully froze in place as you felt the air leave your lungs. Your back twisted and you cried out into the air as he continued pushing his fingers into you, drinking your cum up once again. Your orgasm ricocheted through you, leaving you feeling completely wrecked as your nerves burned with electricity. Chest heaving, you clawed futilely at his head, trying to push him away from you. Hoseok gradually slowed his pace, before finally pulling away. He watched as you slumped, your body soaked and shining with a sheen of sweat as you lay limply on the bed, muscles twitching every now and then. He pushes his fingers into his mouth, licking up all your cum and cleaning off his fingers.

You feel Hoseok’s body slowly climb on top of you, hovering over you. You feel his warm, pulsating cock rub against your overly sensitised cunt, mewling as you try to get away. Hoseok simply chuckles deeply, pressing a kiss against your temple before licking the outer shell of your ear. He trails kisses along the back of your neck and down to your shoulder blades, kissing and nipping your skin. You sigh, melting into his touch, not having felt this level of intimacy since Namjoon had left on tour.

“What do you want?” Hoseok asks, pressing another kiss on your shoulder.

“I want you in me” You say without even thinking. The sensitivity in your pussy still hadn’t faded and yet you couldn’t wait to take him into you and feel him stretch you out.

“Your wish is my command kitten” Hoseok says, pressing a kiss just under your ear. He slowly picks you up before flipping you over so he’s under you. You gingerly move to straddle him, muscles protesting the movement but you do not care.

You place your cunt on the middle of his shaft, rubbing your pussy lips all over him as you soak his cock in your left over cum. Hoseok’s hands move to grip your hips, fingertips digging into your flesh as he helps you wet his cock to make it easier for him to slide into you. Once you’re both sufficiently messy and sticky, you wrap your hand around the base of his shaft and slowly lift his cock so its standing. Moving so you’re kneeling you press the head of his cock against your opening, wiggling slightly and leaking over him. Slowly, you try to push him into you, wincing when the thick, bulbous cockhead attempts to push into your already wrecked hole. You take a deep breath and force yourself down on it, crying out when the stinging of the stretch ripples through your walls.

“I can change the size if it’s too much” Hoseok says, watching the way your face scrunches in a grimace. You swallow thickly before nodding. Hoseok’s cock instantly changes shape, becoming slightly thinner and shortening. You mean when the head easily enters you, your walls stretching to accommodate him. Slowly, you sink down on him, head thrown back in pleasure as he opens up your velvet cunt walls. The burn of the ache hurts similarly to when Namjoon slides you into you for the first time, causing you to sigh at the familiar sensation.

“Fuck, your cock is so good” You whine, Hoseok’s finger tips gripping your hips even tighter. Once he’s buried into the hilt, you still, letting your walls slowly get used to the feel of him inside you. A couple moments later, Hoseok thrusts up, tilting his hips to aim for the sensitive spot inside you, causing you to cry out in pleasure. You brace your hands on his strong thighs before sliding yourself off him until only hit tip is inside you. Lowering yourself back down you groaned, your pussy milking his cock. Gradually, you picked up your speed until you were bouncing on top of him, riding out the sensitivity in your cunt.

You moved your ass over him, the sound of skin slapping against each other filling the air as you rode Hoseok’s cock for all it was worth. His hands moved from your hips to your chest, rolling and palming your bouncing tits in his hand, thumb tweaking your nipples and causing you to shudder on top of him. You bounced even harder on top of him, hands clenching around his thighs as you ground your hips in circles, feeling him deeper within you. But as pleasure strummed along your veins, you needed more.

“Hoseok” You gasp out, looking at him through half lidded, pleasure filled eyes.

“What do you want, kitten?” He asks, staring up at you with dark eyes.

“Your cock. Longer. Thicker.” You gasp out, barely able to form sentences; but you don’t need to. Hoseok grasps your words and your immediately moaning as you feel him grow longer and thicker inside you, the burn of the stretch only forcing your hips to move hard. You feel his head push painfully against your cervix, the tip battering the end of your pussy with every movement.

“Is that what you want? Do you like the way I fill you up? You’re so good kitten. Your pussy is milking my cock so good. Do you want me to cum in your pussy?” Hoseok taunts as he begins bucking up into you, his hands moving to hold your jiggling ass cheeks as you bounce on top of him.

“Yes! Please! Make me cum and fill me up” You gasp out. Hoseok immediately jerks so he’s sitting up, his chest pressed tight against yours. Your eyes widen as he pulls you closer, your hands uncurling from his thighs so you could wrap your arms around his shoulders as your fingers entwine with the hair at the nape of his neck.

Hoseok’s hands spread your ass cheeks, one of his hands’ fingers rubbing against your cunt where you were joined, gathering up your arousal on his fingers once again. He pushes two fingers into against your ass, slipping one in and then the second. You groan and while the sensation is familiar, it feels completely different this time. You stare deep into Hoseok’s eyes as he slips his fingers deeper into your ass, pumping them into and out. The hand still holding onto his shoulder presses your fingernails into his skin, leaving little crescent shaped marks in his flesh. You felt the heat pool in your abdomen and instantly knew your orgasm was impending.

“I’m going to fill you. I’m going to cum so deep in you and you’re going to take it because you’re my good girl, aren't you?” Hoseok whispers, voice deep and throat as his lips brush against yours. You nod with a whine, bouncing harder on top of him.

“Yes. Please. Fill me up. Cum in me” You beg, Hoseok taking your lips between his as you both kiss sloppily.

“Play with your clit. Cum on my cock” Hoseok orders through your kiss. Your arm twists and you reach for your clit, furiously stroking the bundle of nerves. The feel of Hoseok’s cock deep with you paired with his low vibrating fingers in your ass and your own finger on your clit as you slowly reaching the precipice of your orgasm.

Hoseok takes your lips between his teeth, biting hard enough to draw blood and immediately you feel your body seize. Your hands move to hold Hoseok’s shoulder as he continues thrusting up into you, nails digging into his skin. Throwing your head back, you wail out his name, milking his cock and gushing as you squirt your cum, soaking his cock. Your cried in ecstasy, feeling Hoseok unleash a torrent of hot cum straight up your cunt. You felt him spurt rope after rope of his thick cum into you, sending tingles all over your body as he filled you up. He cums so much in you that your stomach slightly puffs out, filling up with his semen.

Moments pass and you sit on Hoseok’s lap, panting heavily above him. Hoseok pulled out his cock and you mewled as you felt his cum gush out of you, soaking into the sheets with the rest of your cum. Falling forward, Hoseok catches you as you brace yourself against him. You feel every ounce of energy leave your muscles, unable to move from your vigorous session. The two of you stay still for a few moments, allowing you to catch your breath.

“Did you enjoy your experience? If so, would you like to leave a review and a rating out of five stars?” Hoseok’s voice suddenly breaks the silence. You stiffen before shaking your head. You didn’t even have the energy to laugh or say anything.

But you’d be damned if you rated anything lower than five stars.

A/N: don’t tell anybody but I m a y just be planning a part two where joon comes home and hobi and joon fuck reader together,,,,, but you didn’t hear that from me

Masterlist

#btssmutclub #hyunglinenetwork #jhopenetwork #kpopwonderlandtag #kwritersworldnet #bangtanarmynet #btsguild #btsprotectnet #thekimlinenet #nksnet #namjoon x reader #hoseok x reader #kim namjoon x reader #jung hoseok x reader #bts namjoon x reader #bts hoseok x reader #namjoon smut #hoseok smut #bts hoseok smut #bts namjoon smut

[marastriker]

Greaseboose for the ship ask? No's 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 8, 11, 14, 25, 28

HELLO NSFW STUFF BELOW

1. Who makes the first move and how?

Greaseball does. In the past, he was running low on cash to pay CB to rig the races for him and instead offered sexual favors. After a while, especially after it doesn't work out between him and Dinah, he misses that and approaches CB about it again.

2. Who is the most insecure and what makes them feel better?

CB definitely is. He doesn't know why a big, strong engine like Greaseball would ever take genuine interest in him as anything other than a sex toy, but he takes what he can get. Greaseball calling him inappropriate pet names (cough baby boy cough) does make him feel a lot more reassured in a weird way.

4. Who can’t keep their hands to themselves?

Greaseball, it's like he needs to mark his damn territory. But this is also his first time with another guy, so he always treats CB like he would any of the coaches just cause it's what he's used to. So suffice to say, CB gets a lot of ass smacks.

5. Who says ‘I love you’ first?

CB, but it was an accident. Whooopsss

6. Who would they ask if they ever had a threesome?

I misread this the first two times sksksksks

Electra. For sure. Cheater boys for the win.

8. What do they like in bed?

CB likes to take on multiple engines at once, but he also likes to be tied up and gagged, denied orgasms, 69ing, and age play. Greaseball always likes to be in charge and enjoys roughing CB up.

11. What do they hide from one another?

I always think CB would hide something genuine and soft about himself because he thinks everyone will make fun of him. I stand by my hc that he's a fantastic artist. Greaseball would hide his abusive childhood at the hands of his father.

14. When one has a cold, what does the other do?

They both tell each other to suck it up at first, but will actually do something once they see it's serious. CB is the snuggly one of the two and clings to GB when he's not feeling well. GB likes to be read stories, weirdly enough.

25. Why do they fight?

Mostly, over really dumb stuff. The fact that Greaseball can't spell ticks CB off to no end, which is why he doesn't even bother texting GB most of the time. They don't have a lot of big fights because they're both too stubborn to talk about the things that actually annoy them.

28. Why do they get jealous?

CB gets jealous because he didn't really buy into the fact that Greaseball also liked guys and thought he was just some experiment. Greaseball just gets jealous anytime Electra is playfully flirting with CB.

#starlight express #greaseboose #cb the red caboose #greaseball the diesel

[chiwhorei]

GOOD MORNING DYMPH!!! I love u sm and i hope u have a great day at work 🥺💕 could i- could i know what daishou, kenma, and sakusa would get for me?

to be fair, the gifts i would get for them:

daishou- a weighted blanket, a big snake plushy, and my body one of those couple coupon books (with a coupon for as many kisses as he wants that never expires)

kenma- a commissioned piece of art with characters from a few of his favorite games, a pair of those kitty ear headphones "as a gag gift", and a scarf that i knit for him

sakusa- a pair of leather gloves (stop looking at me like that sjdjdklddk), a roomba that he pretends to hate but he puts googly eyes on it and treats it like a pet, and an easily-sterilizable keychain with a lil corgi charm

this is so long im sorry ahsjskdkdk i just have so many soft thoughts about them

lune bug, you have my whole heart and soul. this was so soft.

daishou goes all out for you, because that’s what you deserve. he gets you a brand new heated blanket, like a really nice and cozy one, and, okay i know i keep going with the pendants and necklaces don’t look at me sksksksk, a little snake pendant curled into an S.🥺

kenma builds you a brand new PC. for months he asked you seemly random and strangely specific questions and then on christmas he unveils the perfect new pc (bc daddy’s rich rich 😌) he is so excited to show it to you he actually shows it to you on christmas eve because he literally cannot keep it to himself anymore.

sakusa may seem like he doesn’t know what to get you, but he’s got the gift giving on LOCK. he spends months fussing over the perfect gift, it’s a whole event. he wakes you up with a new succulent instead of flowers, he hates the idea of pollen. he brings you breakfast in bed because you always work yourself to the bone and deserve to be treated like royalty. he knows your comfort drink is matcha (hahaha i wonder how he found that out👀) so he gets you a really cool matcha kit with a new mug🥺

✨send me your comfort characters!✨

#merry dymphmas.⛄️ #the congregation of moots #lune bug my love.💖 #holy letters

[abbyofthefirenation]

Sokka!

Sokka

Level 5: my OTPs/pls be canon

Toph - Tokka: This ship has always appealed to me and will always be near and dear to my heart. I see Tokka having potential in the future once they’ve grown up and Sokka sees Toph in a new light. Plus, I am totally on board with the headcanon that Sokka is Suyins dad and will continue to believe it until Bryke confirms or denies it

Level 4: not an OTP, but I still support it

Suki- Sukka: It annoys me how much Suki is paid dust in this fandom and by the creators since she was such an important part of Sokka’s character development. Sukka probably had the best relationship in the entire series and it’s annoying that they didn’t even get a mention in LoK. But hey, it leaves room for the Tokka theory to work.

Yue - Yukka: If you asked me to choose between Suki and Yue, I don’t think I’d be able to. They were both so important to Sokka and his progress and I can’t help but wonder how things would’ve turned out between them if she hadn’t become the moon.

Zuko - Zukka: Oh my god, these two awkward boys would be a mess together but they would totally work. Zukka has way much more potential than Zutara does and their whole dynamic is just hilarious. I’d so be behind this ship and would always be down for some good Zukka smut.

Level 3: neutral ground (don’t have an opinion on it)

Sokka - Sokkla: As I’ve already mentioned, I’m not really a fan of Sokkla but I understand the appeal. They have more potential than Zutara does but I don’t really care for them.

Jet: I couldn’t find a ship name for them so I’ll just leave that blank lol. I’ve read a few fics about them and I could see it happening but it doesn’t make it to level 4 because I don’t really care for it that much.

Level 2: Brotp

Aang - Sokkaang: These two loveable dorks are just the best. I love how Sokka started off kinda hating Aang but grew to love him over time. Their friendship is the best and I love it

Boomerokka/Swordka: How could I not mention these two? I’m still holding out hope that Sokka will one day be reunited with his lost loves.

Level 1: Notp

Ty Lee - Ty Lokka: It was a funny gag in the series, but I don’t see them working out or having a good relationship.

Mai - Maikka: No way would Sokka be able to handle Mai sksksksk.

#avatar: the last airbender #avatar: tla #atla #sokka #zukka #sokkla #tokka #yukka #sukka

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

your writing inspired me to get a art commission of me and yandere nanami 💅🤪

PLEASE, IM DEAD IM GAGGING IM SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING AS WE SPEAK SKSKSKSK

Nah but lowkey i would be so fucking honored if you shared this commission when you're done, I'd love to see it 🥺

#ask #i am HONORED that you got a commission bc of me sksksk #im so influential good for me sksksk

[ajokeformur-ray]

Headcanon: Arthur dearly wishes that he had a pet cat and would spend more money on it than himself

I’m so sad they kept the kitty out of the film omg :((( I’m a total cat lover and I have two of my own so this was such a joy to write - no s/o, no romance, just Arthur and his kitty against the world sksksksk

It started as a hallucination; a ginger tabby which would wind around his ankles when he came home from work; sit on the kitchen windowsill when Arthur danced around the room while doing the chores; sit on his lap purring when he was watching TV.

But then one day, Arthur was taking out all of his frustrations on a pile of rubbish behind Ha-Ha’s and he was startled out of his venting by small, quiet mewls.

Arthur stopped and bent behind the collection of stinky bags, his green eyes softened with concern, his brow furrowed - was this another hallucination? 

All he could see was a small ginger kitten; dirty, its fur wet and matted.

“Oh,” Arthur cooed softly and stretched an arm out to the kitty, allowing the terrified animal to sniff his hand. “You look as bad as I feel. Wanna come home with me?”

Slowly, surely, did Arthur coax the kitten out from its hiding place, and he scooped up the animal, tucking it in his beloved yellow hoodie.

He hurried home, keeping himself grounded by stroking the tiny creature, feeling a strong protective surge of love; already was he attached to this vulnerable creature.

The next day, he took the sweet kitty to the vet’s to get it checked over; it had fleas and was malnourished and Arthur would have to be gentle because the kitty was half feral and was skittish, but it would be just fine.

He headed to the library on the way home and read up on everything to do with cats.

He followed what he read to the letter, even if he didn’t quite understand what it meant.

He picked up flea treatments from Helms Pharmacy on the way home and he did everything himself, bonding with this beautiful creature the entire time.

Within days they were as thick as thieves.

Arthur treated the cat the way he wished someone would treat him: he fed it often (sometimes going without things he needed to do so), cuddled it always and he never denied the cat anything.

That’s not to say that if the cat wanted to jump from the eighth floor if the window was open (and the first and only time the kitty tried, Arthur almost had a heart attack and it triggered an explosive laughing fit which resulted in yet another noise complaint against him) that Arthur would allow it to, but if the cat scratched at Arthur’s closed bedroom door, then Arthur would immediately let the kitty in.

Where Arthur is in the apartment, the kitty isn’t far. 

When Arthur calls the kitty, it comes running with it’s tail high in the air, curled at the end, purring and miaowing.

Arthur lives for the kitty; it’s the only good in the world and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for it.

If it came between cat food and cigarettes, Arthur would buy cat food. Human food or cat treats? Cat treats. A new coat because it’s reaching arctic conditions or a small heater for the cat? A heater.

Arthur’s unhealthy protective streak would come out in his care for his cat.

It would be an indoor cat; never allowed outside. 

Arthur would want to keep it safe from harm - the roads are dangerous and people are horrible and Arthur wants to know throughout the day that his kitty is safe.

He keeps his mind on the memory of how he stroked the cat this morning - the way the fur felt through his fingers, the way his kitty tipped its face into Arthur’s fingers, the way the kitty miaowed as Arthur put its food down… 

The cat becomes Arthur’s number one grounding technique, his comfort animal.

He would probably call the kitty Murray - he isn’t sure whether it’s male or female but he doesn’t much care. Cats don’t need gendered names. 

“Hey, Murray,” His whole hand strokes the cat from head to tail, his voice as soft as his touch and the cat’s fur.

Sometimes when the cat is determined to sit on Arthur, Arthur cries because this one creature sees Arthur as his entire world and he feels so loved that it’s like all those beatings - verbal or otherwise - that he gets almost every day are worth it.

“You’re the only one who loves me, you know,” Quiet confessions spoken into the forehead of his little kitty.

Sometimes - “it’s you and me against the world, Murray.” 

Arthur stops using his journal/joke book so much in face of the fact that he can talk to his kitty and not be judged; only blinked at or ignored in favour of cleaning itself.

“Hey, Arthur, Randall and I are going to the pub after this gig. Wanna come?”

“No, thanks, Gary,” A tight, exhausted smile, “I gotta go home and take care of my cat.”

Whispers that he’s a freak - but he doesn’t care. His cat loves him and that’s all Arthur needs.

He practices his act in front of his kitty and when he goes to Pogo’s, he pretends like the weight around his neck is his cat; as his hand comes up to clutch his throat as he gags on laughter is he stroking his cat’s tail, and it makes him smile, it pulls him together enough to execute the punchline.

Murray would be the most spoiled kitty in all of Gotham - and rightly so.

Soon, all those hallucinations Arthur had about a little ginger tabby become reality, and the transition from one to the other is so smooth that he doesn’t even notice it.

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[vasttimrights]

Anyway, so I have a TMA character named Robbie, and due to my own indeciseveness, I am incapable of deciding what entity to align him with. So I compiled a list of pros and cons. Decided to post them because I was bored 😔.

Future Options for Robbie

Strong Choices:

The Desolation|

Fun Reasons-Sexy for obvious reasons. Be Gay Do Crime vibes, 'How the fuck do I kiss you without killing you', The I'm Hot jokes, never has cold tea, melting homophobes' ice, Arson, Look Fire is just Cool.

Story Reasons-Parallel to the OBVIOUSLY tragic lovestory between Agnes and Gertrude, The Desolation hates the eye he works for the insitute the fucking d r a m a, he can punch Jude Perry without hurting himself, Burning shit if needed, can melt Leitner's stupid face.

Angst Reasons- Initial shock at being able to melt shit, definetly some 'I'm a monster' vibes, Hurting people he cares about and feeling guilty, angst over the normal life he's lost, also you know he burns everything he touches sksksksk.

The Vast|

Fun Reasons- Ocean and sky big, lots of fun things to do with the Vast, probably the most innocent of all the powers, the comedy potential is through the roof, he can finally HAVE a color scheme, sky picnics???, never has to take the train again.

Story Reasons- He and Kiva now have something in common besides 'Elm's friend', imagine how much bullshit can be avoided if he just yeets their problems into the void, soft scenes in the sky and angst galore during stormy weather, might be able to fight a Fairchild (Punching old men is really his thing, huh?)

Angst Reasons: Detachment because of all the existential crisis shit, problem avoidance made so much easier, Elm is scared of heights and so is his mother, also probably not fun to become an avatar of the Vast.

The End|

Fun Reasons- 'My friend died a week ago. STOP TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD. I can still hear his voice sometimes', No Fear, all the jokes about death make sense now, emo/goth vibes, vampire jokes, he is literally a zombie now imagine the jokes, running gag of 'Fuck Robbie died????'.

Story Reasons- Oliver Banks thats it thats the reason, be gay commit murder, able to be more reckless because he's been given a second chance, protective streak time bitches he did die he gets to be concerned, the LOOK on his mum's face when he pops in like "I LIVED BITCH" is worth anything.

Angst Reasons- HE HAS TO DIE FIRST, MY GOD CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW THAT WOULD AFFECT HIS FRIENDS, also trauma bevause he fucking died, maybe he attends his own funeral?, survivor's guilt, "I HAVE TO KILL PEOPLE NOW?!".

Maybes?

The Lonely|

Pros- The ANGST, creeps get chucked into the Lonely, detached but in a sexy way, 'You know what, I'm out' *disappears*.

Cons- Might get a little too angsty, LonelyEyes comparisons that I Do Not Want, Traditionally only a Lukas thing, He has to share a domain with Jack.

The Corruption|

Pros- Bugs are fucking cool, lots of cool ass bugs to choose from, hard to fuck up a corruption avatar, I get to call him a bug kinnie.

Cons- Milley does not need someone egging her on in her goal of spreading centipedes to the general population, also he could very well get rot or garbage as his fun power.

The Spiral|

Pros- Funky colors, weird ass powers, DRAMATIC FLAIR, shares a domain with Michael and Helen, literally drives men crazy <3, now he can't tease people for mismatched socks because he's mismatched everything.

Cons- Shares a domain with the homophobic pot, incomprehensibility makes things difficult, might actually hurt him, how the fuck do I describe him if he's impossible????, no easy way to take photos, might drive people crazy that need to be sane.

The Ones I Will Not Be Making Him|

The Hunt: Predatory Gay Men steroetype that I wish to Avoid.

The Slaughter: Murder is fun but NOT his speed.

The Web: Bailey and Annabelle are the only Web Kinnies I will allow to live :(

The Eye: Too many god damn eye avatars as it is.

The Stranger: Jamie's Domain, would not be happy. Also,,,, clowns.

The Flesh: I think it's obvious why The Flesh has no rights

The Dark: Idk the vibes just arent right for him.

The Buried: Sydney would NOT appreciate it.

#tma #the magnus archives #tma ocs #writeyourfears

[benhardyisdaddy]

Surprise

MASTERLIST 

(THANK YOU @mautand FOR THIS FIC IDEA SKSKSKSK ILY & ALSO this gif is what i pictured his face to be when she gets between his legs OKAY BYEEE)

BenxReader

Description: Ben surprises you with something, so you decide to surprise him back

WARNING: smut (duh) 

Word Count: 1,535

“A surprise?” you asked, grabbing your purse.

You were just now getting out of work when you had gotten a call from your boyfriend, Ben. You two had only been dating for five months now and it has been the best five months ever. Ben was always surprising you with gifts, get aways, and anything and everything you could dream of. You could, without a doubt, say he spoiled you. You felt like the luckiest girl in the world.

“Yes a surprise! Come by my place and it’ll be ready for you.” he says. You can practically hear him smiling. You bite your lip and nod.

“Okay, baby. I’m on my way.”

You quickly hang up and hurry to your car. What could Ben surprise you with? You jump in and begin driving to him. You had butterflies in your stomach as you get closer. His house comes into view and you park. You sit for a second and take in a deep breath. You look at yourself in the car mirror and fix your hair. Even after five months with Ben, you still get nervous around him. You lightly smile to yourself and step out of the car. You walk to the front door and knock, but it was already open.

“Ben?” you called out, as you slowly open the door up. You take a step inside and freeze. The lights are off, but all around you are lit candles. They’re everywhere. All over the kitchen counter, coffee table and even spread all over the ground. There are also vases filled with red roses everywhere as well. Rose petals lead a pathway to the dining room table. You walk in and look around even more. You follow the trail and pause.

“Do you like it?” asks Ben, standing next to the kitchen table.

You put a hand over your heart and smile at him. He bites his lip and takes a step towards you.

“It’s…” you say, trying to find the right words. “Breathtaking.”

Ben smiles and cups your face. He leans in and gently kisses you.

“Like you.” he says, smirking. You giggle and lean in to kiss him again.

“Did you do all of this by yourself?” you ask.

“I did! Okay… Well most of it. Some it…” You look at him confused.

“Okay, Joe helped me out.” he said, smiling. You couldn’t help but laugh.

“Well I love it.” you whisper.

Ben smiles and kisses you once more.

“Shall we eat?” he asks, turning to face the table. A meal was prepared and plated before you.

“Let me guess, Rami?” you ask, smirking. Ben bites his lip and slowly nods.

“At least you know it’ll be good.” he says, causing the two of you to laugh.

___________________________________________

After the delicious romantic dinner, you helped Ben with the dishes. When they were finished, the two of you walked to the living room and sat down. You sipped on your glass of wine as Ben began kissing the sweet spot under your ear. You giggle as he nips.

“I’m thinking maybe we should have dessert.” he whispers, kissing your jaw. You shiver at his voice and turn to look at him. You set your glass down and kiss him hard.

“Actually,” you say. “I was thinking maybe it was my turn to surprise you.”

Ben looks at you and cocks his head. Just then you sink to your knees on the floor and open his legs to stand between them. Ben raises his brow and bites his lip, quickly understanding what you mean.

“I thought you’ve never-” he goes to say.

“I haven’t, but I want to.” you say, looking down at his crotch. Ben’s breathing gets faster as he watches your hand reach for his belt. You fumble with it and unbuckle it. Ben helps you out and leans up to remove it fully. Your heart is racing as you reach for his button and zipper. You slowly undo them and zip it down. You pull down his pants, as he raises up.

You look at his boxers and bite your lip. You reach your hand forward and hover over his large bulge. You look up to him and he nods to you, telling you to go ahead. You look back at it and slowly place your palm down. Ben’s eyes flutter close as you begin palming him. His head falls back a bit as he moans.

You press down more pressure and feel him squirm underneath you. You bring your hands to his waistband and slowly pull them down. His cock springs free and you slowly reach out to grab it. When your hand touches him, his hips buck forward. He looks down at you fast with sympathetic eyes.

“Sorry,” he whispers.

You giggle and lean into him. You slowly stroke him up and down and watch his face. His eyes close and he whispers your name. You squeeze harder and speed up. His hips buck up again and this time you reach down and kiss his tip. He hisses at the contact and leans his head back against the cushion. His hand rests on the back of your neck and rubs. You lick his tip and taste the precum. He looks back to you and nods. You wrap your mouth around him and slowly sink down. He doesn’t take his eyes off of you.

“Good girl, just like that.” he whispers, running his hand through your hair.

You bring yourself back up and sink down again, even further. He groans loudly and grabs your hair.

“Fuck. Yes, baby. Can you go faster?” he asks, sweetly. You nod with his cock still in your mouth. You speed up your pace and place your hands on his thighs to steady yourself. You hold your breath and sink down until there was no more of him to take. You gag and lean back to breathe. Ben whimpers and pulls on your hair.

“Oh shit, baby. That felt so good.”

You smile and wrap your hands around him again. You pump him up and down and watch his face as his eyes flutter. His breathing gets harder and he bites his lip harshly. You lick up his length slowly, running over a vessel and making him call out. You can now feel your wetness through your pants as you throb. Watching him coming undone before you was turning you on. You lick his tip and suck harshly.

“Y/n,” he says, bucking his hips up, making his cock slip in your mouth fast. You lightly gag and he pushes out and stops. He looks at you worried.

“I’m so sorry!” he says, wiping a finger on your lips. You laugh and shake your head.

“I really liked it. Do it again.” you say.

Ben’s eyes go dark as he grabs a fistful of your hair again. You wrap your mouth around him once more and begin sucking. You look up to him and don’t look away. His mouth opens partly as he slowly raises his hips. He uses his hand and brings your head down onto him, making you gag again. He moans and tenses his jaw. The look on his face sends you over the edge. You grab him and begin bobbing your head up and down fast. He jolts at the pleasure.

“Oh, baby. I’m gonna cum!” he says, warning you in case if you don’t want him to cum in your mouth. You moan 'mhm' against him, which makes his shiver.

“Fuck…” he whispers.

“Good girl. Good girl.” he says over and over. You continue at a fast pace until Ben cries out and tightens his hand in your hair, making you stop with him hitting the back of your throat.

“Y/n!” he yells, eyes squeezing close.

You’re still wrapped around him when you feel a hot liquid shoot down your throat. You attempt to swallow it, which results you sucking him. He jerks his hips and silently whispers. You reach your hand between your legs and begin rubbing.

His body shakes underneath you when another spurt runs down your throat. He relaxes his hand in your hair and looks down at you. His eyes were hooded and he looked exhausted. A smile was plastered on his face. You slowly bring your head up and suck on his tip once more. He gasps at his sensitivity and smirks.

"Good girl." he says once more.

You wipe your lip with your thumb and place it in your mouth. You stand up and straddle him. He runs his hands all over you and brings you in for a kiss.

“That was amazing.” he says, biting your lip.

“Are you sure it felt okay?” you ask, genuinely concerned. He laughs and nods.

“Could you not taste how ‘okay’ it felt?”

Your cheeks blushed as he smirks.

“Thank you for my surprise.” you say, kissing him. 

Just as you were about to get off his lap, he grabbed your wrist and brought you back. He shook his head and reached down to rub your throbbing heat. You moan and look to him.

“Oh, baby.” he says, rubbing you even faster.

“We’re not done here.”

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[kinktae]

ppl really used to say 'gag me with a spoon' im mad now

Listen the 80s were so ugly sksksksks writing the lingo and listening to the music physically pains me

#i gotta push thru tho gotta get in the 80s headspace #ask #70s tho 🤤🤤🤤