#fucking rocket man

[orcabouttown]

Just saw guardians 3

#what the fuck #I mean what the FUCK #I WEPT #fucking rocket man #it was so beautiful #god damn it I fucking love that angry badger #the poise #the presence #peter meeting his grandpa?????? #drax being a dad??????!!!! #QUEEN MANTIS #NEBULA #GROOT SAYING HE LOVES THEM ALL #LILA?!!?!!!?!!!!! #KRAGLIN MASTERING THE ARROW??! #WHAT THE FUCK MY GUY I AM A GROWN MAN WEEPING OVER A CGI RACCOON BEING REUINITED WITH HIS FRIENDS IN THE AFTERLIFE #AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! #marvel #mcu #guardians 3

[rainbowpufflez]

Giovanni homophobia arc™️

#they’re all fucking with Gio which is why Rose still asks about them all dating #the real reason Team RR fell apart /j #they aren’t called Team Rainbow Rocket for nothing 😏 #all ur ships can be real if you’re brave enough #someone get Cyrus’s aro/ace outta there tho #that poor man just wants to leave #Archie and Maxie makeout session #Ghetsis is homophobic cause I say so /hj #sorry for the jumpscare in page two (lying) #Gus and Lys wouldn’t actually be dating at this point in the timeline but they are here for the joke #I tried on the French can’t promise it’s right 😭 #my friend checked it tho so hopefully we slay (shoutout to my friend tho fr!!) #All u need to know is Lys has murderous intentions as per usual #Archie is trans because I love him #Lys is Archie and Maxie’s designated fight stopper cause I hate him #team rainbow rocket #giovanni pokemon #lysandre pokemon #cyrus pokemon #lusamine pokemon #chairman rose #archie pokemon #maxie pokemon #ghetsis pokemon #perfectworldshipping #hardenshipping #<- u can tag it as other ships those are just the two ones I definitely implied #go crazy go stupid #make em a big polycule why not /hj #rainbowpufflez art tag

[waw1x]

Yeah I ship Helmet Party. Yeah I'm cringe. Keep scrolling

I forgot how much comfort this ship used to bring me omg

I know it's fucking 4am but fuck it, I just finished this and I (surprisingly) love it

#MY BELOVEDSSSS #man I used to be so normal about this two (fucking lie) #i love them i love them i love them #tf2 #team fortress 2 #helmet party #rocket science #tf2 helmet party #tf2 soldier #tf2 engineer #dell conagher #jane doe

[1shirt2shirtredshirtdeadshirt]

What if in the upcoming Strange New Worlds Musical episode, we suddenly see Paul Wesley as Kirk disappearing into a room.

He abruptly reappears, walking out in a bowtie tux.

He has a stool and a microphone in hand.

He puts down the stool and promptly sits upon it.

He snatches out a "jazz cigarette", lights it, takes a generous drag, and begins:

"Packed my bag last night, pre-flight; zero hour, 9 am . . .

and I'm going to be high as a kite by then . . . "

The USS Enterprise crew:

*Whispering* "Maybe if we don't look he'll stop . . ."

"Captain, do something. Shut it down!"

Meanwhile, Spock:

#what is wrong with me #LOL #star trek #shatner #snw #strange new worlds #william shatner #rocket man #paul wesley #and then La'an and Una and Nyota and Christine and Erica just stand around staring like 😬😳 #“the fuck happening right now?” #star trek funny #star trek memes #1shirt2shirtredshirtdeadshirt #octrekmemes #captain pike #jim kirk #spock #uhura #chapel #ortegas #una chin riley #la'an noonien singh #james t. kirk #christopher pike #adhd brain

[faeriecap]

this sign at burlington 😭😭😭😭😭😭

imagine the avengers hanging this in the tower

#pleasr what the actual fuck #WHY IS ROCKET THERE #HE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE #i speak #the avengers #avengers au #steeb #iron man #captain america #spiderman #spider-man #rocket raccoon #hulk #bruce banner #black widow #nat <3 #comics #marvel #mcu #marvel shitpost #poptarts fic

[roach-works]

as a fan of the space race and the large financial black hole of musks pockets that is space X I am deeply saddened to know that I wont get any more funny haha penis rocket explosions for the next year as elons famous "rapid unscheduled dissasembly" rockets are taken of the market

elons' rockets have been environmental disasters for the land, animals, and people that the toxic chunks rain down on, and his money has been made through deeply unethical financial exploitation over a lot of markets that were made measurably worse by his participation.

also, a shit ton of the funding is from the american military industrial complex, because they want to use the technology to make better drones and missiles to kill more people more often. even if everything actually went to plan and he was able to get people to mars alive, the mars settlement project will involve generations of indentured service workers dying of radiation poisoning in sealed little bunkers on another planet while rich tourists fuck around for funsies.

it's extremely funny that the rockets go boom, but the best case scenario is he never gets to fire another one ever, dies very soon, and his assets are chopped up by competitors who never again recreate any of his work.

#WE ALREADY HAVE NASA #THEY ALREADY MAKE ROCKETS THAT DON'T EXPLODE #THEY'RE A TRUE RESEARCH AND EXPLORATION COMPANY #space x is a deeply fucked up and deceptive puppet show #for one man's useless dream #of setting up a slave society on mars #every single rock and grain of dust on mars is DEEPLY RADIOACTIVE #can't stress that enough #mars is very very radioactive #we are not going to colonize there #we need to colonize the uninhabitable parts of EARTH #there's going to be even more of those parts very very soon

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Wait are writing a fic for your au cause im like down to clown with that?

ehhhhhh not really, unless by some miracle genuine writing motivation/inspiration hits, which is about as rare as a lightning strike these days!

sometimes i jot down scenes or conversations & post unedited snippets, but i haven't written a full fic or oneshot in.... since February! but hey! chances are low but never zero

#HAS IT REALLY BEEN AROUND 7 MONTHS??? DAMN TIME FLIES. IT ROCKETS. IT ZOOMS AT LIGHTSPEED #like there's stuff i Want to write #like the decapitation fic & the laughingstock fic & stuff for aus..... #but geez. man. Fuck.... #my writing skills have atrophied and so has my Brain! #though i am going to be proceeding to the final stage of my Big Move next month so.... #maybe once all this bullshit is over ill be in a space where i Can write #(and also respond to my friends which is killing me inside but this aint about that) #bc i am down to clown as well! but the clown in me is actually a jester. and that jester is jingling miserably across the floor #rambles from the bog #the tension between me & writing/editing a full fic is thick enough to cut with a knife #but yeah i had it good for a couple years there! #i was writing at Least a fic a month! my ao3 has 53 works of batman fanfiction (in varying degrees of quality) wowee! #*loosely batman. mostly his kids. w/ some yj or supers sprinkled in for Flavor... #but Anyway i would looooove to spice things up #And Post Puppet Fic. maybe some moomin.... #or even original works! or flight rising! idk! i wanna expand my inventory! #once again guiltily looking at all of my dc wips. sigh

[boxchewr]

ghetsis is the funniest character in pokemon to me i swear to god. old fucking man who's the absolute worst human being ever actively making everyone around him miserable because of just how mean and manipulative and intolerable he is. yet he's still walking all around in his fucking castle snuggie and old man brown loafers and socks with a big whatever the fuck around his neck. somehow builds an entire ancient castle beneath the elite four without anyone finding it. gets beaten by one child and then has such a fit he goes into his emo phase at age 60 or whatever and becomes a pirate flying a giant airship. loses to ANOTHER child and is so ashamed and furious that he goes into hiding. he's such a well written villain but every time i see him i'm just "grandpa's on the move again watch out. he's gonna getcha"

#text #pokemon #ghetsis #HES SO MUCH i can't stop thinking about him #they should hurry up and make the black/white remakes already so everyone can draw him in the babygirl pose #i think constantly about the picture of him compared to the other rainbow rocket executives #the one that just shows a stock photo of a man in a suit 5 times and then a fucking crazy magic wizard #and then another man in a suit

[wereshrew-admirer]

conflicting desires for lyke and duvall in sangfielle season 2:

-duvall low-key resenting lyke over the chine thing

-lyke high-key resenting duvall over the oratorio thing and EXPECTING duvall to resent him over chine but instead it's the same one-sided tension that they had on the jade moon

i want them to be involuntary friends. I want it to look like a huge 8ft tall straight* guy calling his obviously gay best friend a wretched bitch and everyone is a little uncomfortable about it except for duvall, who may or may not be behind lyke's bizarrely bad luck when it comes to flies landing in his drinks.

(*i don't think lyke is straight but i do think he's the type of bisexual man that people assume is straight)

#broken record voice #i don't often have trans headcanons actually but sangfielle is an exception... #to me the blackwick group is T4TvsT4TvsT+ marn #lyke is joyfully trans - he's 8 ft tall because he went overboard with the transition magic #pickman and duvall are both stealth because they grew up in oppressive societies #pickman is deeply uncomfortable how vulnerable it makes her feel - she doesn't exactly hide it but will kill u for mentioning it #duvall does hide it but only because he's been hate crimed #until sapodilla - after which he receives the most idealized form of instant-srs from the bugs that his gender euphoria sky rockets #and he doesn't tell anyone exactly but everyone in the blackwick group clocks him on the change #pickman hates it and thinks he doesn't deserve such an easy out #lyke wouldprobably be happy for him if he wasn't pissed over the oratorio #es is the most well adjusted and is privately very happy for him but polite enough not to mention it #chine is trans but in the “this animal does not experience human gender and it's inappropriate to even try to make sense of it” way #chine is also the only one who has seen duvall in every stage of transition and has been enthusiastically supportive the whole time #marn is cis but if any of them hadn't already transitioned then she'd be trying to treat it like a curse to be cured. #i think pickman has had the most traditional medical transition because she distrusts magic - until she meets marn who absolutely #already has a recipe for an hrt-charm and gives one to her #duvall did some sort of terrible black-market medical transition in aldomina - the kind where he had to lie to ten thousand therapists #to convince them that he was actually a straight man and so he should be allowed to transition because a straight trans guy is safer #to society than a lesbian?? that type of horrorshow. meanwhile he's exclusively mlm (or as exclusive as he can be while fucking chine) #which pickman would have respected because to be trans is to suffer for it but nooo instead she didn't even know he was trans until the bug #transition #es is just chill. duvall eventually got a magical bug transition? well es is the magical bug for syntyche #sorry this went way off topic #i am avoiding going to work can you tell? woops #this was all to basically say that i think it'd be funny if #before the bug transition duvall low-key resented lyke for having been able to access magic transition. some guys have all the luck

[frazzledazzlin]

I NEVER POSTED ONE OF MY FIRST EVER COPPERRIGHTS HERE????

#COPPERRIGHT #its been 2 months they have NOT left my mind for even a second i need to graze a whole valley #they have done psychic damage to my brain #and that's on puffballs for 'accidentally' giving them the most gay subtext ever like what the fuck everyday i realize new things #like recently how reg uses binoculars to watch rhm and henry trying to run back to the rocket #and reg's got GOOD ENOUGH EYESIGHT TO DRIVE AN AIRSHIP but watches rhm do his dual tech move with henry and then goes 'wow' #ok reg!!!!!!! we get it!!!!!!! he's your husband!!!!!! #also this is totally self indulgent but remember that style on em fail #rhm's facing the way reg was standing watching over them #i know rhm tipped his hat and posed for reg and reg watched with binoculars are you seeing what my rotting brain is trying to convey #thsc #the henry stickmin collection #right hand man #right hand man reborn #reginald copperrbottom #henry stickmin #scriboozles

[compacflt]

I know you said that you aren't the pinnacle of military knowledge that people think you are but know a damsite more than I do about the US military than I do, so I have a question. Do you have any idea how long the Darkstar project would've been going on for in canon? It can't have been a few months but I also don't know if it would be years and years? I know Mav has an award for being a test pilot that I think is dated 2007 (I may have imagined that) but that doesn't mean the Darkstar project was going on for over ten years? I think the F-18A took 8 years from testing to being approved, so it can't be far off. Just wanted your opinion. Thanks :-)

awright here’s my opinion (not an expert)

the darkstar is canonically a Lockheed Martin “skunk works” (super duper secret) surveillance and reconnaissance (SR) spyplane, as evidenced by the skunk works logo on the vertical stabilizer (left is darkstar, right is me with the SW logo on the SR-71 blackbird at the udvar-hazy museum this summer).

we can look to see how long other SW projects have taken to develop in the past. the SR-71, for instance, was first suggested as an “undetectable spyplane” idea in 1957. the lockheed A-12 oxcart, which would provide the framework for the SR-71, had its first flight in 1962, five years later. the finished SR-71 was introduced into USAF and CIA service in 1966. so a 9-year development for the fastest-ever air-breathing jet, with 4-ish of those years being flight testing (ish because the A-12 had to be heavily adapted into the SR-71 which had its first flight in 1964).

Lockheed’s been teasing its blackbird successor, the unmanned aerial vehicle the SR-72 “son of blackbird,” on its socials recently. i saw someone say: “soft-launching its new death machine like an instagram influencer with a new boyfriend”

leading many to believe this is what happened

note however that the SR-72 son of blackbird is an UNMANNED aerial vehicle (UAV) which is why in my fic I specifically said this

note also that most of aircraft development is just that—development. Flight testing (i.e. where mav would get hands-on involved) doesn’t come until very very late in the development process. For the plot of my fic’s sake I had mav go out to NAWS china lake in 2003, but in TGM during the Hard Deck scene Penny says something to the effect of “you got sent out to the desert three years ago for pissing off that other admiral” and mav goes “that was three years ago? 😀” (cute!) so that’s the longest mav could’ve canonically been involved with the darkstar project. (For my own purposes i made it like a year, for those two sections of the story to neatly flow into each other—from 2015ish to 2016. I know TGM takes place in 2020 [i know but idfc] Maybe LockMart has had this tech [probably not high hypersonic like in the movie] for that long anyway and it’s just been so heavily classified that we didn’t know about it till very recently. Definitely possible.)

#i took a picture of the A-12 oxcart at the intrepid museum in NYC but it’s not a selfie so not posting it #i saw it and i was like ‘uh you’re not supposed to just be able to see these’ #they have the enterprise space shuttle too it was just fucking insane #military aviation #sr-72 #pete maverick mitchell #top gun maverick #edts notes #thank you for the ask! really not an expert but talking about planes is fun for me #the hypersonic race is very interesting… Russia famously has its hypersonic kinzhal missiles and i think CN has them too #but the U.S. has never openly done hypersonics which is why IMO it would be crazy to start off with a manned jet like in TGM #and it’s not clear how useful or effective hypersonic missiles actually are in warfare #* i think I mean specifically air breathing jet hypersonics #obviously icbms and rockets (which fly at hypersonic speeds) are different

[glow-autumz]

how do you post self insert x canon art without feeling embarassed. I wanna post my own rocket ship art but the years off being bullied for being autistic abt him have gotten to me.

Oh I'm so sad that happened to you! First off fuck those assholes that bullied you they suck ass.

Second I was sorta shy as well tbh but I really think it's because of this very supportive and welcoming Rocket Raccoon community that has really helped me get over my initial embarrassment! Everyone here genuinely just eats up any sort of Rocket Raccoon content that gets posted lmao. I say totally go for it and if anyone bullies you we'll give em hell. Whenever you do post I'll be here supporting it!<3

#Rocket Raccoon fanart #rocket raccoon x reader #Bullies suck say it with me y'all! #fuck the haters #rocket raccoon #rocket raccoon x oc #gotg #arting is just arting man don't hate

[linkneol091]

So recently I’ve found out that I was mystyped again and that my true mbti is estp ( like functions just PERFECTLY fit with everything, and yes I’m not really extroverted) which means

That I share the same mbti type with these kings

#and I really related to them while being an intp hmmm I wonder why #this is what happens kids when you describe cognitive functions in the most stereotypical way possible #esp se-ni ones they’ve masquared my bois #mbti #cognitive functions #estp #puss in boots #joseph joestar #denji #sonic the hedgehog #rocket raccoon #grunkle stan #guardians of the galaxy #jojo’s bizzare adventure #gravity falls #chainsaw man #yeah fuck yeah slay

[spikypauldron]

the fact that no one ever draws Giovanni like this severely disappoints me

#how i became a pokemon card #giovanni #giovanni pokemon #pokemon #pokemanga #sakaki #sakaki giovanni #persian #HIS LONG HAIRRRRRR #as if i wasnt weird enough about this old man #and the fucking boots and trench coat are you KIDDING me #where was THIS when they were designing the multiverses for rainbow rocket cmon #hes my babygirl

[prof-hemp420]

Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause, but Hemp's lost phone rights fer a while. hes stressin himself out n shouldnt be startin shite like he is. -Piers

#lost phone rights #stop fucking messing with team rocket #Old Man Rest Time bitches #pokemon irl #high stake pokereality

[nintendont2502]

I NEED to move out and get a whole room + tools to make cosplay shit with instead of the 50 square centimetres of carpet and basic ass sewing machine, scissors and glue im working with right now

#man #i have. no fjcking room #i need a craft room!!!! i need somewhere to paint and carve foam and glue and sew!! #fun fact- the fiant ass warhammer of zillyhoo i made was entirely glued #papermached #painted #and assembled in that 50 square cms of carpet #could narely walk around in my room for like a month #me.txt #man i want to do cosplay shit #i want to getgood at it #agh #when i move out my nerd level is going to fucking sky-rocket judt you watch