#fucking disasters the two of them

[youraveragecatastrophe]

The fact that in Rio Shadowsan saved Carmen who had gone off alone vs Carmen saving Shadowsan in Japan by offering her help despite his trying to go off alone...

[Image description : a man holding his hand to his forehead, eyes closed, and saying "Poetic cinema." /End description]

#the whole. carmen inspired shadowsan to leave and be better. she saved him in a way #and he saved her in poitiers #it's the exchange the mutuality a virtuous cycle #also it's the irony of carmen going 'stop disappearing and going off alone' when she does the same thing lmao #i love them <3 #fucking disasters the two of them #carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego #cs shadowsan #csweekly

[hanakihan]

my favorite avengers in their natural habitat

#fate grand order #fgo #edmond dantes #antonio salieri #jeanne d’arc alter #jalter #that’s it that’s how I see them #they’re so fucking chaotic and stupid I love them #two angry French and one tired Italian sure isn’t a cocktail for a disaster #jokes about Dantès being a coffee addict give me life

[tequiilasunriise]

bitches really be out here publicly divorcing as if they weren’t in a secret relationship

#i love how lenore stomped over ready to throw divorce papers and also hands #and annabel just kept getting more and more into it liKE GIRL PLEASE!!! UR ASS IS GETTING BEAT BUT NOT IN THE WAY U WANT IT LIKE GIRRLL #girl please read the room and understand that Lenore is about to rip full custody of Morella away from u #ANNABEL LEE STOP GETTING TURNED ON MID DOVORCE CHALLENGE: IMPOSSIBLE‼️‼️‼️ #all of the passerby and spectators stopping n staring at these two like #‘?????? did we- did we miss some LORE™️ or smth????’ #oh to be part of that crowd who got to witness the full blown break up #in my peripheral I see some disgruntled hands exchanging money #apparently half of the academy had a bet wherher or not these two disasters were secretly fucking around together or not #some swore by their second death that white raven was DEFO doing some shit together #while others believed em to just be old fashioned enemies who are complete douches to each other nothing more nothing less #the ppl who betted them to be nothing more than fierce as fuck enemies/rivals. well. well i mean you TRIED ig. i mean u tried WRONG but hey #at least you still tried #nevermore webtoon #nevermore neverwhore #white raven #lenore vandernacht #annabel lee whitlock

[ingravinoveritas]

Have you seen this?!

I thought I'd seen all the season 2 publicity but Michael asking David about his nerve curve and saying he SAW IT?!

Oh my lordy.

Hi there! First let me apologize for my egregious dereliction of duty when it comes to answering these Asks/Anons. RL stuff has been clogging up my brain and so I just haven't been in the right headspace for answering questions (hence why I temporarily shut off Asks altogether).

To your question, I did indeed see that clip! I think there were SO many interviews happening that day that this somehow passed us all by, but it absolutely is worth talking about...

For those who may be wondering about the subtext here, "nerve curve" (in anatomical terms) generally refers to something related to the curve of the spine. What Michael (shamelessly) seems to be alluding to, then, is him seeing David's bare back.

I mean...good lord. This marks at least the third occasion where Michael has publicly talked about/thirsted over David's body ("slinky hips" twice, and also "sylph-like chest") in the last four years. Whatever filter exists in most human brains clearly does not exist in his, and I suppose we can be thankful for that, but also...wow, Michael.

The truly amazing thing, however, is this wasn't even the only sexual innuendo related to David that Michael made that day, as there was also this gem:

I sometimes wonder how long Michael is going to have to "joke" about him seeing David naked or him having sex with David before people finally pause and go, "Wait a minute..." And the nerve curve moment is so delicious because we can see David actually blushing after Michael says he saw it. They're both so drunk on each other and it is truly gorgeous to watch.

And as much as we miss Michael and David, I don't think it even holds a candle to how much they must miss each other. I can only hope that the studios will get their heads out of their collective asses and come to an agreement with SAG/WGA to end the strikes, because I so thoroughly want more of whatever this is to grace our screens. Please and thank you...

#turquoisedata #reply post #michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #also did i put 'bare back' next to each other on purpose? yes. yes i did. #michael is about as subtle as a drunken llama on roller skates #at this point the subtext might as well be a billboard #there's teasing the fandom and then there's whatever these two are doing #truth disguised as a joke #bisexual disasters the both of them #just bros being bros #casually making innuendos about fucking each other #ineffable lovers #discourse #gifs by me

[liquidstar]

and now for something stupid

#but really i also just wanted to play around w this sort of coloring style bc its been FOREVER since ive used it #and i think i can make it look better now #AND i think i can make more sillay stuff like this and not have it take as long w cleaning up lines #anyway now you all understand the terrible dynamic between these three #phobo's infodump text is just copypasted from the wikipedia page for knives. #julliet ALSO uses knives is the thing so hes actually mansplaining < JOKE #he just wants to share. even if it gives her a headache. but he wouldnt mansplain he doesnt have it in him. hes ok with felonies tho #but julis life hasnt known peace since she was told to take care of the newbies #and shes ALSO a newbie (just slightly less so) so really this is probably just tartarus hazing her #theyd take one look at the two disorganized unserious overeager newbies and think ''you know what would be fucking hilarious'' #and pass them onto the neurotic slightly-less-newbie who takes everything as seriously as possible. disaster combination. #i cannot stress enough that this is a group of bandits and murderers theyre NOT above hazing. #deimos actually is doing the best job at it since he is stealing as we speak #i mean hes not supposed to do it to his teammates but still. on the right track #as for the dynamic between deimos and phobos themselves its like. theyre just bros. theyre both pretty similar in personality #except deimos is kinda more mean and cynical while phobos can be kinda. dense and naive despite literally where hes at in life #but most of the time theyre basically beavis and butthead #i would also like to stress that juli is not being homophobic she just already cannot stand these guys and cant believe the audacity #but. complete misunderstanding. karma for stealing wallets ig #this will never be cleared up by anyone ever #but again thats not their dynamic they are just beavis and butthead. and i guess that makes juli daria LOL #finn's ocs #finn's art

[sandu-zidian]

Zhancheng scratches such a specific itch for me as a ship purely bc fics where they have a nebulous situationship that could be described as friends with benefits minus being friends encapsulates whatever the fuck kind of emotions both had in that 13 years of relative peace. Using each other as the worst form of therapy and none of this is healthy but hey it’s about sex being the vehicle of punishment and self flagellation!!!!! Amiright or amiright

#katantalks #mdzs #zhancheng #like putting the two of them together at that stage in their life is literally a recipe for disaster #but that’s what makes it so compelling #literally fuck each other up!!!!! never talk about ur feelings!!!!!!

[antaripirate]

these two need to be tucked into bed with a little forehead kiss and told to chill the fuck out

#this entire book these two are just so exhausted #they take care of each other but as a collective they are still a fucking disaster #my sweet loves #i want to hold them #please #also excuse the state of my highlighting as per #adsom #a darker shade of magic #a gathering of shadows #a conjuring of light #kell maresh #shades of magic #lila bard #delilah bard #kellila #ve schwab

[cquackity]

i think something fanon ctntduo forgets is that in maburg, pogtopia, and going forward wilbur did not respect quackity. he did not view quackity as a capable person. he did not truly view quackity as an equal. he called quackity schlatt's bitch, ridiculed him alongside everyone else, and his treatment of quackity in ho16 (and the vod where tommy and wilbur visit las nevadas for the first time) perfectly showcases this too. quackity having power, having his own place, being president - wilbur never thought quackity had that in him.

#like as much as i love the pogtopia fanart of them being in love and like. almost 'saving' each other #it just doesnt work like that. it wouldn’t. and it never did #theres so many fix it fics made of wilbur being this like. saving grace to q after schlatt #when in reality that just wasnt the case. he harbored a lot of resentment for q #these two are a fucking disaster. theyre a nightmare #this is such an integral piece to their dynamic though #their power dynamic completely flipped upon wilburs revival. auaauagghhhh Theyre so fucking fascinating #like here's this guy wilbur has never seen as really capable. he's made this fake desert and he's FAKE and he could never be a president #he could never run a nation and yet there q was #doing what wilbur never thought he could. INSANITY!!!! #and such slayage from cq #personal #c!tntduo

[elytrafemme]

hope that dsmp vol 2 flops so fucking hard & that a lot of the smaller CCs who got fucked over massively by dream and other large creators in dsmp vol 1 are able to enjoy other SMPs (i know aimsey is in area unknown iirc?) that r not tied directly to an incredibly shitty and disrespectful (at bare minimum bc u know i have a lot of fucking thoughts on dream) person. 

#ik people will probably still watch vol 2 albeit way less than before #but i hope that it collapses inward on itself #and all the shitty communication issues and weird dynamics existing in the dsmp 1 cause it to fail #and that wilbr + q w/ their fucking incredible lore . stay out of it <3 #not even bc i particularly care for those two above all else but #they clearly put their heart and fucking soul into doing their damn best to #(1) include as many other streamers as possible and (2) give us quality lore #like ik some streams were controversial especially w the former but #they were clearly thought out and coordinated and had passion behind them #versus whatever the fuck else happens when ppl like drm are given the baton to try and do lore #and it becomes a complete fucking disaster bc its clear that nobody corrdinated it nobody gave a shit #and they acted like the server only had 4 ppl and not yk like 30. like the fucking finale for instance. #discourse #whatever. i dont even care <- cares a little bit.

[dallieart]

A scene that I really liked from a recent D&D game with @heybiji. Dande (drow warlock) found a poem that Lafavel (half elf paladin) wrote about him. Tee hee.

Poem down here:

You cast your spell, a strong defense To protect you from my wicked ignorance Poison and vile ideas filled my head Since childhood, with them I had been fed

You charm and enchant to placate my rage You quell my violence, I sheath my sword and disengage You use your words to comfort and soothe me Without realizing your ploy, I fell for you truly

And now that the enchantment has ended And you have broken what can never be mended I look at myself, at the things I once believed Of that vile and poison I have been relieved

Though your bonds have been broken and you discarded each chain Though given a chance to leave, by your side I remain Even if your words had all been lies Even if you see my decision as unwise

I want to protect you from the countless others who drink of that poison To keep you company from the loneliness that you are enclosed in And while our previous charade has come to a bitter end My heart yearns to once again call you my friend

#dnd #dnd art #original character #comic #dallieart #half elf #drow #the ravelers #Lafavel Wilhelm Amcathra #Lafavel Amcathra #moody emotional melodramatic baby #Dandelion Treehollow #this fucking guy #poem #these two are disasters and so I love them #otp

[malpractice-morale]

I rewatched s1 of heartbreak high (2022) before starting s2 today and gods do I love season one cash has me absolutely on my knees I love him and I want to know how his story continues and see him explore his (a-)sexuality and quinni is my adorable sweetheart favorite and darren is a dick but I love them to death and uhhhh season two is NOT impressing me so far. and I know I am only at ep 2 but the new characters feel like caricatures while the old ones feel so much flatter with the story feeling a lot more like it doesn’t know where it wants to go

#I do like bi disaster malakai so far #the dude whose name I forgot looks way too old to be in Highschool even by the standards #the teachers and whatever plot they have going on is TERRIBLE #and I LOVED Kartanya Maynard in Deadloch and she’s the main reason I went back to the show #and uh her character is written so one-dimensional and mean spirited so far #also. WHAT are they doing with quinni??? what even is going on here? #I loved season one for flawed and fucked up characters that are more lovable than they have any right to be #and now season two just feels too flat for them to be lovable #heartbreak high

[caterpillarinacave]

“Oh, you’ll fall” Thelma replied nonchalantly, as if that was somehow comforting “Quite embarrassingly, probably. And quite painfully at least a few times.”

“Ah. Well. ” Matthew cleared his throat uncomfortably, the mild sense of impending doom steadily building. “I suppose we best be going then?” 

Thelma smiled up at him, a darling sort of smile, the type that lit up half the room, so genuinely happy that Matthew decided whatever happened in the next hour - no matter how disastrous and or embarrassing - it would be worth it for that smile on his sister’s face.

-Post TLH WIP Snippet

#Found this one scrolling through my drafts to answer asks. Which I will do soon-ish anon I’m going off like a feral cat <3 #Poor Matthew he’s about to get destroyed in a ballet studio by a ten year old #“Im a good dancer I’ll be alright” absolutely wrong his calf muscles will not recover for a week. but he would do it again in a heartbeat #If you’re wondering why our usually confident little bi disaster seems so unsure it’s because- #at this particular moment he’s very concerned that he’s still uncoordinated from the alcoholism and its gonna embarrass her #This a part of my on the surface fluffy Thelma tries to teach Matthew ballet over the course of like two decades #Which is secretly deep and emotional on matthews part #Also to be clear he isn’t *bad* at ballet. Thelma’s just really really good. And really weird. #He loves his sisters so dearly and doesn’t really know what to do with them bless him #Like what if he fucks up??? What if he fucks them up??? What if they hate him??? How could he possibly deserve to be around those two??? #Less crisis about Peter. Because Peter is just like. There. Peter is unkillable. Also technically the Lightwoods problem #Matthew Fairchild #The last hours #tsc #thelma Fairchild #Chain of thorns #My writing

[youaremysunshine-court]

Favourite meet cute is ordering food but the stall owner refuses to serve you bc you look 'poncy' and so you kick him out of his stall and (completely fail to) make the food yourself so he apologises and yall hit it off so we'll that the next time yall meet you take him on a date and reveal all your deepest thoughts to him

#zhang ping #jing qizhu #a league of nobleman #i was making my morning coffee and i thought of this and i cant stop laughing its so fucking funny to me how these two disasters met #i love them so much #fav ship ever god i need this fic in my life

[novelconcepts]

Tai always has a plan. Every game they play, Tai wins. And when Tai wins, Van somehow wins, too. or Five times Taissa Turner got her way (and one time Van made a valiant attempt).

“Please,” Tai says, leaning against the doorframe. “I need the break.”

Van pointedly doesn’t look up from her homework. Lottie’s got this.

“Really?” Lottie asks. “Why?”

“Nat’s spraying this shit to cover the smell of her booze or whatever,” Tai says breezily. “It’s fucking with my allergies.”

She’s good. She’s smooth. Van almost believes her, save for the tiny detail of Tai’s not having allergies.

#fanfiction #yj fic #yellowjackets fanfic #yjweek2023 #taivan #taissa x van #van x taissa #did i say 23k? i meant almost 25k. #all of the disaster lesbian sex (and so little of the actual communication skills) you could ever want #because these two are in love and lightly toxic in their soulmateism and i need them to be together forever #consider this my late entry for favorite dynamic #because hot damn. there's so much going on they need a parade of therapists to begin to sort through it. #(but they're just going to fuck a whole bunch instead)

[bumblingbabooshka]

'Parturition' is so brave for being the yaoi ship trope episode of Voyager. "Neelix and Tom Paris had a physical.....fight." Also continuing Tom's beautiful habit of loving both infidelity and child abandonment with all his heart. Also, wonderful out of context quote: "I had no right to push that pasta in your lap."

#Also I forgot about the Tom/Kes stuff in early seasons #You know what? I think Kes can flirt. Disaster as a real couple/ship but I do believe they'd do some going-nowhere flirting #post Neelix breakup. Also once again Kes SHOULD have been able to ADVENTURE more!!! #Tom's true wife is a beautiful woman named infidelity and he loves her more than anything except Harry Kim #Tom: (bothered & horny) Play the clarinet Harry. #Harry has a really cozy couch setup btw #OH ??? I sthis a thing??? #In two different episodes now Harry's said 'there's an old chinese expression...' <- was that something they were trying out?? #Thank God it didn't stick. #Harry: You keep setting yourself up for rejection. You must like playing the part. / Tom: Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. #<- Sound of a nail being hit squarely on the head...Harry's so handsome #YEEEAAAAH THE GIRLS ARE FIIIIIGHTIIIIIINGGGGG!!!! #Neelix being so possessive of Kes is obviously bad but him just out of nowhere insulting and tossing pasta on Tom IS very fun and good #removed from context. Tom: -eating. doing nothing- / Neelix: You fucking lowlife asshole. =_= #SNRKAHAHHAAH 'I'LL KILL YOU!!!!' CARTOON ROLLING AROUND ON THE TABLES~!!?!?? #I like how this is a fight but NOT serious at all....they are looney tunesing it #Even the background crew are like...smiling & laughing. This is so funny <3 #The doctor would love if two men fought over him. He'd be concerned and tell them to stop but he'd secretly love it I know him I know this. #'How delightful!' indeed. Kes' green & black outfit in this episode is really pretty! Also she & the doctor's banter is nice~! #'That's not funny!' / 'It's not meant to be. You LOVE autopsies?' and her laughing at him saying 'then your world must have very dry lit.' #Also love the doc's ultimate advice of 'It's not your problem' bc it's not~!! Yaoi sin planet with cure what ails em #NEELIX SAID TECHNOBABBLE!!!! HE SAID THE LINE!!!! #Tom: I'm picking up caves west of here. / Neelix: Yaaay. <3 <- negative. sarcastic. hateful. #YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH DINO PUPPET BABYYYY!!!!! #Janeway: Tuvok can you do X? / Tuvok: (preening) I have anticipated your request Captain. / Chakotay: =_= #Tom: The baby's shivering...that's normal right?? <- Yeah Tom <3 It's so normal <3 You're gonna be a great dad <3 #Also Neelix just smiling earnestly at being called Godmother...-raises brow- #Neelix & Tom: Kes - Captain - we've worked out our differences! We had a baby <3

[florietiae]

jayne: i like your shirt. marianne, who was already lowkey interested in her & now will probably end up going on a very excitable, mini tangent abt an irish artist she grew up with that jayne has likely never heard of: thank you ! 🥺🥰

@ladyseidr !

#。 ·ﾟ ❪ 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧 ❫ — and they said 'speak now.' #cackling abt her calling c.onnell up later like: i think i met someone. #connell: oh that's cool! she must be something. you sound like. really happy. #marianne: no you don't understand. she let me rant abt obscure irish bands we grew up with for like an hour -- #connell: holy fuck this is serious -- #anyway i can't wait for marianne to get to talk abt irland. #and that one summer she spent in italy ( it was a disaster but !!!! at least pretty villas! ) and sweden! #no but i'm so excited for these two actually ?? #i'm so ready for them to be the cutest thing ever -- #also i'm already so curious abt marianne & william's dynamic too. #brb setting up a 'good luck' circle for her lmao. #tbd. #also i apologize in advance if i reply to that starter relatively quickly btw --