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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Imagine, if you will, a church of powerful clerics. They are incredibly knowledgeable and capable spellcasters and healers and scholars. But they don't train warriors, war and soldiers create conflict. They don't want a holy arms race.

Instead they have the mausoleum vault.

It is a heavily secured crypt of sealed burial chambers where they have locked away countless vampires. Many of them are knowledgeable and powerful, but cannot do much when faces with the order's overbearing holy power. And whenever the church has need of a lone powerful warrior, a durable agent to carry out an important task, they dig up a vampire.

They offer all the undead in their mausoleum a simple offer. Do the job and you might earn your soul back (the monks are quite capable of doing such things as undoing vampirism), or stay in the vault until you're willing to do the job. Try to run mid-job or betray the order and risk being hunted down and being stuffed back in your sealed coffin (which will be placed in a river). Because the order controls their place of regeneration, it's kind of hard to say no.

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not to go on about not yet/love run again but can you believe the lyrics "let foul men band and heed your hum for that ancient hymm you heard me strumming? is nought but fumble-falls and guns and tumbleweeds, love run. it's nought that rum won't solve though some would harm you none - not one - no none would raise to you a hand or thumb, not while by you i stand and hum" and "everyone knows sex is better when you're unemployed" ARE THE SAME FUCKING SONG

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After seeing the dad how do I channel, I really wanted this one. I searched for it and, tada! Mom how do I? Seems rather new, but I love it anyway.

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artist: felicia chiao

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i don't know if i can do this season of heartbreak high which is so disappointing. i just started the episode 2 and like i know it's satirical but spider and sasha are such caricatures of themselves from last season it's just ridiculous

everything feels so hammed up and bland at the same time i don't know what's happened to the quality of this show

non-spoiler answer (cause i am gonna keep trying cause i like these characters) but does it get better? did you like this season?

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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

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growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

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I know we all think Aziraphale is gonna come back from heaven dearly missing wine and food and good music but I think he's gonna come back and immediately crawl under a blanket because he is severely overstimulated by the fucking Big Light energy in heaven.

Those fluorescent overhead lights and the sheer brightness of this place absolutely do not mesh with the autisms, I mean look at his bookshop!! Dim and muted. Poor thing

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“I will give you the power you seek,” the Fae lady said, “but in exchange, I will take your firstborn child.” “Alright, so when do you want to meet my parents?” “Wait, what?” “When do you want to get married?” “Hold on, now…”

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Accidental Godling Jaskier

Look, it’s not Jaskier’s fault. No really! After years of being Geralt’s Lover, and getting his “fair share” of Super Sperm, he didn’t realize his very genetic makeup could change. And so maybe he likes Antagonizing Yennefer a little too much (and maybe he’s spent various weeks scattered throughout the year as a Raven as Yen’s Chaos-fueled Revenge) And now he maybe-kinda-sorta has some Residual Chaos of his own built up. He didn’t plan for his name to be known corner-to-corner of the Continent (he did, actually, intend for that). And how was he to know his name would become primarily associated with Witchers? He was Mostly joking when he told Geralt “if you ever get Lonely, talk to the Dandelions, because we’ll always listen.” He didn’t think Geralt would Actually start talking to Dandelions, Or that he would pass the habit onto his brothers. He Certainly couldn’t have controlled the Other Witcher Schools picking up on it, after seeing how much more relaxed and Content the Wolves are after that. And it’s Totally not his fault that when a certain Witcher (Lambert, ffs) was confronted about it by a normal civilian, he “jokingly” replied that they were “Praying to Dandelion, Protector of Witchers.” How was Jaskier supposed to know that when enough people were Invoking his Name his Chaos would naturally react. And, look, since you can find Dandelions on pretty much Any roadside it’s ridiculously easy for Jaskier to pick up even more worshippers, whether he intends to or not. And also, maybe his Chaos likes to… Keep Tabs on all the Witchers roving about. It’s just nice to know when a Friend is nearby, is all!

On a Totally Unrelated Note, was this Child in their bed when he and Geralt when to sleep last night? No? Ah…

…Oops?

#q

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can I just copy paste ‘sorry I am a bit burnt out give me two months and I will maybe a) complete the task this mail is referring to or b) actually reply to this mail’ to everything in my inbox please

#maybe going a bit awol for over a month is not the best thing #but I don’t even have ‘open inbox’ energy at the moment ok #much less ‘write thesis’ or ‘fill out paperwork’ energy

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Last week, I've pulled an all-nighter watching Heartbreak High S2. So 2 days ago, I drew (the best character) Quinni.

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the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

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my new desk is here and ahhhhhh i love it??? i put my sports mat on the floor to stand on and oh my this is so incredibly comfortable to work. my back is loving this AND it also looks good in my room

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me