#fuckboy!harry

[missmielyhoran]

How my Harry's would spend their New Year's Eve

[Warning- Smut (small bit), kissing and just shit ton of fluff which idk how I wrote]

*****

Dbf!Gangleader!Harry

It was 5 minutes before the midnight, and Harry was nowhere to be seen. Beforehand, it was planned by both of them that they would sneak to the balcony of her room to kiss at midnight and watch fireworks, but now, as you roamed around your house, you couldn't find him.

You were waling past library when someone pulled you inside. You were ready to scream when their hand covered your mouth and all came out is a whimper. Then the light turned on and you saw the pair of familiar green eyes.

You removed his hand from your mouth and hit him on his bicep, making him laugh. You pouted while Harry pulled you close by your waist.

"You scared me" You whispered. "I'm sorry" he said snuggling into you more. If any of his men saw him like this they would be shocked. The most feared men and their boss snuggling and purring into an embrace of woman like a cat but he didn't care. You were his owner.

Soon enough people outside in the garden and on terrace who were invited to the party started the count down.

7..

6..

Harry pulled you close if it was even possible.

5..

4..

You brought your hands up to his cheeks and drew soothing circles on them. It was just you and him there and no one else.

3..

2..

1..

Harry leaned down and kissed you. Putting in all the passion he could. Your lips moved against his, and he tilted your head down to deepen it. The sound of fireworks going outside covered their whimperes.

He finally pulled apart to breath. Harry brought his forehead down to yours and closed his eyes to remember the moment for whole eternity.

"Happy new year darling"

"Happy new year H"

*****

Fuckboy!Harry

When Harry suggested the idea, you thought it was dumb but it doesn't hurt to try it, does it?

The incredible idea he had was to get both of you come at midnight. Rather than midnight kiss, which, according to him, was boring, he wanted a midnight orgasm.

Now, 30 seconds left to midnight, and you were close but not enough to come. The watch beside his bed on nightstand showed the passing second, and it wasn't enough.

"Fucking hell woman why can't you come today?" Harry groaned and you knew he was close.

"Maybe cause I know that I have to." You chuckled, which was cut off by a moan when Harry gave you a hard thrust.

"Fucking brat" He murmured and pulled out of you. Before you could protest he pushed you on your stomach and raised your hips up. He started pounding into you with no remorse making you scream.

The countdown started outside in the garden of Harry's frat house where the party was going on.

10...

9..

"Harry, I'm close. Please don't stop," you cried out. You were clenching around Harry like crazy and he had to think about the old woman down the street to not come right at that point.

"Wasn't planning on it" He muttered.

8..

Harry slid his hand down in front of you and started making tight and fast circles on your clit.

7..

6..

You were going frenzy, and so was Harry. The count down drowned out by both of your moans and sound of skin slapping.

5..

4..

3..

Harry kept rubbing your clit and you were about to come. He pinched your clit and that tipped you over the edge and your orgasm ran through your body like a firework.

2..

1..

The sound of the alarm was like a signal as you came around Harry, and he inside you. Harry fell over you like a limp body after.

People outisde cheered probably kissing their dates or partners while you just got life fucked out of you.

"Happy new year blue" Harry said, pushing his head into your mess of hair while his dick was still inside you.

"Happy new year Harry"

*****

Youtuber!Harry

(Many years later than the events of Baby Honey)

Surrounded by friends and family, you were sitting on the terrace. Harry, beside you, watching the countdown.

Rohan was their with his son and his new girlfriend. Your sister was with her husband, gemma was with her boyfriend and Anne with hers.

10...

Harry stood up from beside you and pulled you up with him. Your belly was getting huge, making it harder to move around. At first, you wanted to go he ball drop at the time square, but it would have been too crowded and unsafe, so Harry booked a hotel from where you could watch it.

9...

He pushed the hair back from your face and smiled and brought his hand down to your belly, rubbing it.

"I love you so much" He whispered.

8...

He looked behind over your shoulder and gave a nod, making you look over to see your sister filming with your vlog camera.

You turned back around to face Harry only to find him down on his one knee. Everyone around you was looking at you both with smile and tears.

"I will keep it short cause we are in a bit of time crunch." Harry laughed, "Y/N, you are my best friend, my girlfriend and now mother of my child." Harry started.

6...

You were crying while your hands covered your mouth in shock. "When I saw you first time even though I was with someone else, I knew you were special. I made many mistakes, been a dumbass. Made you and me both wait to have something we could have had way earlier, but for this, I couldn't wait." Harry spoke the fastest you have heard.

5...

You turned to your sister who was now beside you. "You let me do this in joggers?" You cried.

"I'm sorry" She also cried.

4...

"Miss Y/N Y/L/N, will you marry me?" Harry finally asked and nodded the fastest you could.

"Yes yes" You cried, "Omg yes"

3...

Harry pushed the ring into your finger and stood up, pulling you into him.

2..

He brought his hand around your cheek and leaned down.

1..

He kissed you soflty tasting your salty tears mixed with his own.

"Happy new year Honey"

"Happy new year indeed"

*****

90sRockstar!Harry

Harry was had just gave the performance of his life on the ball drop. His chest was heaving with deep breath, body sweaty from running around and adrenaline even in cold.

The countdown was about to end when Harry's eyes searched for yours. He found you standing very first like always being his biggest supporter.

He walked over to where you were and leaned down from the stage. You thought he was leaning down to hug you or kiss you but he held onto your shoulder and yanked you up on the stage like you weight nothing.

The whole croud cheered seeing that. Harry just smirked bathing in the attention.

All the boys were putting off their instruments, Mitch already down the stage beside Sarah. While Niall and Louis was chatting up some fan to kiss at midnight.

"Hi" You laughed bringing your arms around his neck. You didn't care thousands of people watching or that it would practically be on the newspaper tomorrow, you just saw him and you there.

"Hi angel" He brought his nose to your flicking it.

"The ball is about to drop" You whispered.

"I know" He replied with same hushed tone.

Soon enough the count down ended and the ball dropped. Everyone was kissing someone and you were kissing your husband, high up on stage in front of thousands.

"Happy New Year"

"Happy New Year Angel"

*****

Taglist- @harryspirate

I'm so fucking lonely. I also wanted to make out with someone at midnight, but all I did was watch AHS.

Send me requests or just talk to me here♡

I'm writing strike pt 2. I have said before I'm shit with consistency, sorry

#harry styles #harry styles x reader #harry styles fluff #harry styles smut #harry styles writing #harry styles angst #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles one shot #harry styles fanfic #harry styles x y/n #baby honey #dbf harry styles #dbf harry #dadrry #dad's best friend harry styles #dad's best friend harry #fuckboy!harry #fratboy harry smut #fratboy harry #youtuber!au #new year #rockstar!harry #rockstar!au

[blouisparadise]

Upon request, today we have a rec list of BL fics where Harry is a bit of a fuckboy. If you enjoy our rec lists, please be sure to like and reblog the post to spread the word.

Happy reading!

1) Every Time That You Get Undressed (I Hear Symphonies In My Head) | Explicit | 12009 words

Note: This fic has mentions of BH.

An AU in which Harry is the typical frat boy who doesn't believe in love but falls for the insecure mess that is Louis. 

2) Deflower Me | Explicit | 20154 words

Louis is a proud virgin, and no matter how much society tries to make him feel like a freak for not acting on his natural urges, he doesn't suffer from his lack of experience. He has never felt drawn to someone in a way that made him want to get involved sexually with them, and he isn't planning on rushing himself so he can get some because people think it's what he should do.

In walks Fratboy, the Serial Haunter of His (wet) Dreams, who thankfully has a little business going on that might be just what Louis needs.

3) The Way The Storm Blows | Explicit | 21649 words

Louis doesn’t have a habit of thinking about Harry’s dick.

That would be weird, seeing as they’re best mates, and they share a flat, and they’ve spent holidays at each other’s family homes. Their friendship hasn’t ever risen to a point where Louis should want to see his mate’s dick, and he’s happy to keep it that way.

Except, all that Louis can think about is exactly that. The size of it. The shape. The amount of people it’s been in.

Maybe it’s the tequila talking, or the fact that Louis’ just recently walked in to an eyeful of Harry taking turns on some slags that he’s never seen before, but. Louis’ mind can’t stop obsessing over the idea.

4) Even The Best Laid Plans | Explicit | 25190 words

Louis wants to have sex with someone and decides Harry is the perfect alpha for the job.

5) Up To No Good | Explicit | 26525 words | Sequel #1 | Sequel #2

Harry doesn’t think of himself as a womanizer, not at all. Sure, he enjoys sex, enjoys how women feel underneath him, and by some people’s standards he has sex with quite a lot of people, but that’s no reason to tell him that he can’t have a female PA anymore.

It’s especially no excuse for giving him a male PA who’s possibly the most gorgeous boy in the world who won’t even let Harry look at him for too long.

Sometimes Harry hates his life.

6) Pretenses That Bind | Explicit | 27560 words

Harry’s the school’s playboy. Everyone wants to fuck him and be him. Teachers and parents are no exception. Louis is gorgeous and a year below him. He’s known for being funny and kind and an all around nice guy. He’s been lusting after Harry for years now, just like everyone else. But he see’s what other people don’t, and he knows there’s more to Harry than meets the eye. He’s dying to uncover the layers that make up Harry Styles.

7) Fake It Till You Make It | Explicit | 28777 words

After a serious error in judgement causes Harry to lie to his frat brothers about being in a relationship, he begrudgingly enlists his best friend’s omega roommate to help keep up the charade. There’s only one small issue…

8) If Ignorance Be Bliss | Explicit | 30429 words

Uni AU: Harry is too experienced, and Louis just wants to get to experience him.

9) Nicotine | Explicit | 32345 words | Sequel

“We’re two different types of people, Liam. He likes sex and drugs, I like theater and tea. Trust me, we’d never date.” Except they would, they do, and neither of them plans on letting go anytime soon.

10) Sleeping On Our Problems | Explicit | 67429 words

Louis sleeps with Harry and they have more than just catching feelings to worry about.

11) Where You Lay | Explicit | 86038 words

When Louis's upcoming heat threatens his success at his new dream job, he asks the best (and only) person he can think of to help him through it: his best mates' best mate, Harry Styles.  Harry reluctantly accepts, and together the two navigate a strange friends with benefits relationship that quickly turns complicated.

12) Baby Heaven’s In Your Eyes | Explicit | 120925 words

A sixth form!AU where Harry is the fucked up bad boy with too many problems, Louis is the perfect rich boy with too much money and their schools are right across from each other. They meet at a party and that’s the last (and maybe the only) thing they need.

Check out our other fic rec lists by category here and by title here.

#bottom louis #top harry #larry #fic recs #blp fic recs #blp #fuckboy harry

[jennyboom21]

💭💭💭

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Oof! Remember how People‘s first confirmation of Sophia Bush and Ashlyn Harris dating — after both of their marriages went busto — made sure to say there was nothing “salacious”? And also that it was brand new??

Yeah, pretty quickly we got hints that might not be the case. Besides that flirty video from Cannes, we also noticed Ashlyn’s wife (and longtime USWNT teammate) Ali Krieger mentioned entering her “Beyoncé lemonade era” on Instagram. That’s as heavy a hint of cheating as we’ve ever heard! We mean, the entire Lemonade album is about Bey finding out hubby Jay-Z has been cheating on her. What other way could one read into that???

Well, late last week, someone finally spilled what might be the real story behind both their breakups. A source told DeuxMoi it wasn’t some sudden thing they both experienced while in France over the summer — they say the One Tree Hill star had been pursuing Ashlyn for WAY longer than that! And Ali found out!

“Sophia Bush has been flirting with Ashlyn for almost a whole year. Ali has the messages. She threw her out the moment she confirmed that there was cheating.”

If that happened this summer, when sources have said the split between the soccer stars began, would that explain why it seemed so sudden that Sophia was leaving her marriage to Grant Hughes? Once she and Ashlyn got caught, she had to abandon ship, too? Hmm…

Photos: Prince Frederik Of Denmark Accused Of CHEATING On Wife With Mexican Socialite

In any case, Ali learning about this from seeing messages is BRUTAL! What’s worse? The source says some of the couple’s friends knew about it — and were helping to cover for Ashlyn’s cheating!

“Ali has cut off people who were supporting or hiding Sophia and Ashlyn all this time.”

Dayum!

This source also claimed Ashlyn was leaving the marriage with NUTHIN:

“Ashlyn is completely broke, she is deep in debt so apparently Sophia is helping out. They have four properties with Ali and Ashlyn and will sell them. But one of them is completely unpaid so all the money will go there. Thank god, Ali has her finances separately and has made provisions for her future retirement. Also, I wouldn’t be surprised if Sophia hires Ashlyn in her non-profit as she did with her husband.”

Whoa! So messy!

Obvi this source is totally anonymous, so there’s no way any of this is verifiable. But it fits better than anything else we’ve heard! Until someone decides to come clean — or air dirty laundry — this may be the closest we get to the truth!

What do YOU think happened, Perezcious readers?? Can you see Sophia cheating on her husband? Or pursuing a married woman for love??

#the celesbians are restless #celesbian drama #sophia bush x bad choices #ashlyn harris x fuckboi behavior #whomever was their vault crumbled in a little over a year i take it #oh and ashlyn is broke

[oscartheghost]

four episodes in, voyager's been in the delta quadrant for like a month and tom paris is trying to convince his friend harry kim to cheat on his gf

#tom paris #harry kim #star trek voyager #voyager #absolute fuckboy behaviour

[goongiveusnothing]

If you’ve ever needed a reason to blind yourself, well here it is. Weird how he mimes singing, he mimes playing guitar and omg the licking 🤮🤮🤮🤮!!!!!🤮🤮🤮🤮

How does their skin not crawl. There’s kids there wtaf. And also, the hints at his bedroom “skillz” - lol and condolences if anyone found that sexy or got off on it.

Keep scrolling down if you want to barf some more and you’ll also see the soft rollout of floppy wigs that are artfully draped over his bald spots, for sure this new toupee arrangement is meant to hide his upcoming hair transplants and youthifying procedures to make him look less 60.

https://twitter.com/BuzzingPop/status/1679303587766099969

honestly, jesus christ, what is wrong with this man?

#harry fuckboi styles #don't even know what to tag this #trigger warning harry styles #trigger warning new pandemic #trigger warning matty healy vibes

[alarrytale]

Well from H’s side there’s currently B*ad G*uld who has rumours to be X*nder 2.0 because back when LOT was on he always followed models/influencers from places he currently was f.e. that blonde dancer from Aus with who H took photo (and gf harries had proper meltdown because H was officially “single” so what if they will date) and she later speard rumours H had s*x with her while she had period and supposed to had blood stain on her bedsheet as a proof (🙄💀). Or he talked with some french models after the show in Paris last year which also caused rumours of them getting backstage thanks to him. Or remember thirsting over L*oyd (which even got to H and he aknowledged it many times) because fans obviously thought he will get them backstage and I would’t be suprised if he actually hadn’t used his position to get laid with some of them. And both of them are still part of H’s team no matter if they did something bit different than people from Louis’ crew

Hi, anon!

I think this kind of behaviour is endemic in the music and film industry. Many celebrities got family members, friends, team members or employees who are talking advantage of their association to the celebrity, to gain something they otherwise wouldn't. They've got nothing going on for themselves besides the association. It could be everything from freebies, brand deals to sleeping with fans. Louis and Harry both got people they've employed who've stepped over the line with fans.

I think the problem for Louis is toxic masculinity and the culture that's built over the years. They treat being on tour as one big continuous party, and not a job. Louis also has too few women around to keep things balanced, he doesn't demand professionalism from his team and he's happy for people to ride his coattails. Louis can't control other people's behaviour or their bad desicion making, but he can change the environment that breeds the behaviour and keep people in check. To me it seems like all the people who've got a moral compass is quitting on him because they can't stand to watch it happen anymore. That means there is even less people around who can say that this isn't okay. Things seems like they're getting worse and not better.

#is lloyd even into women though #brad is a fuckboy #but everyone of the fs managers are morally compromised so... #solo louis #lthq #hshq #louis image #harry image #brad gould for ts #lloyd wakefield

[seasurfacefullofclouds1]

https://x.com/lbfcult/status/1746860631788052646?s=46&t=HAn_0HwkvctkRSExc4XfuA

See this is just so stupid. Obviously we know what this fan’s intentions were but what did they really hope to accomplish? Did they think Daisy wouldn’t correct it? Even if Daisy didn’t notice and just answered to the aunt of 2 thing, it still wouldn’t mean anything. This is exactly the kind of thing Larries can’t help themselves but to do and it doesn’t accomplish anything. It just makes them seem more and more crazy and unhinged. Let’s say for arguments sake F wasn’t Louis’ biological kid, do they expect Daisy would just admit it there and then? This is the thing about larries - they want to be right. They can say what they want about fairness in the industry, about caring and wanting people to love and live authentically, about them wanting to expose homophobia and closeting in the industry (a true thing which happens but that they don’t truly care about) but that isn’t their main drive, they just want to be right. Rather than trying to help queer musicians who are out, they would rather out two musicians they think are gay and in a relationship. Because outing is the best way to be an ally and protector, of course 🥴

Larries will pretend to be victims (just like they victimized themselves after Louis’ chicken Parmesan tweet) when they are the aggressors.

The New York Times publishing conspiracy theories about celebrities is truly a disgrace. The same author who previously speculated about Harry Styles published a Tumblr essay on Taylor Swift’s sexuality on NYT opinions, and the NYT fanned the flames on Instagram.

We can laugh at conspiracies all day long, but at the end of the day, fans are consumers and even “respectable” sources will take their conspiracy-driven dollars.

#I laughed at the Larries calling Louis a ‘het wannabe internal homophobia driven fuckboi’ when they never call Harry a fuckboi #because of Louis’ chicken Parmesan tweet #despite the difference in their dating history #only one of them made a woman get an abortion and then wrote a song about himself as the victim? #only one of them thinks sex is better when a woman gets paid for it? #oh wait #I just remembered a Larrie post that said #Louis ‘playing a good dad to Freddie’ is a taunt to women who have fertility issues #no you can’t make it up

[xelasrecords]

I kinda feel bad for Sarah because man being completely forgotten by your ex and finding out that he only dated you because you asked must have hurt

#thank god harry has left his nonchalant fuckboy era behind when he's with us #harry choi #the ssum #the ssum harry #xela talks

[watchmegetobsessed]

Hi, do you know the story by chance where Harry had fucked all y/n’s friends and when they are at a party he talks to them all and yn is feeling excluded because they are all making plans to have an orgy

i dont 😬

#that harry is in his fuckboy era

[tim-hoe-wan]

Girl I'm guessing some of the people here are Harry stans considering the blog that gave you a shoutout. I would give you a tip not to focus too much on H cause they can be brutal. I think it's best if you give them an idea of your thoughts about him so they'll know if this is the blog for them or not.

Just a tip cause I personally block Harry ask on my account since I got a lot of harassment.

I was warned by my friend to only answer like 2 Harry ask a day to avoid the harries lmao.

Harry once made out with an ex of mine so we are now spiritually connected. But Harry as a person and a celeb seems pretty boring and manufactured to me. There are songs that I like but that's it. If I were to change something about his career, it would be to stop being so image conscious and calculated and let his messiness spread all over the news.

#cause celebs including him are pretty fake anyway #cause this man is a certified fuckboy #and I may be digging my grave right now #and that is the last Harry answer I will give for the day or two #Harry Styles

[missmielyhoran]

Fuckboy!Harry fucking Y/N after her painting class cause someone flirted with her🤭

#fuckboy!harry #painter!reader

[kenzie1alizabeth]

Literally anyone tell me to write Dead Man Walking Harry as a fuckboy who goes around having casual, no strings attached sex. Just until he and Draco get their shit together. Someone just tell me it’s a good idea and the deal is CLOSED. I’d be lying is I said I didn’t already have some scene about that written in the outlines. SO TELL ME YOUD WANT THAT.

#marauders #marauders era #fanfiction #regulus black #jegulus #james potter #sirius black #ao3 writer #ao3 #remus lupin #harry potter #draco malfoy #drarry #fuckboy Harry Potter #wolfishmoon #dead man walking

[berlinini]

"cocaine, side boob, sushi restaurant...was that supposed to be a drag?😭😭

Y'all mfs out here speaking like your fav is Paul McCartney or sumn, all your ugly loser man do is cook up the most generic ass lyrics that Taylor, Lana or Adele could write at age 15.

I know you've probably never listened to any music outside of basic bubblegum pop and Louis' trash (I feel bad for your ears) so you think it's so uncommon when adult artists acknowledge the fact that they do drugs and have sex in their songs without disguising it with a million badly done metaphors.

And it doesn't matter 'cause at the end of the day, everyone on the internet could bet on and win at the fact that your fav would never be on Howard Stern, hold a conversation with Zane Lowe for 1 hour ('cause he doesn't have that intellectual capacity) or be invited to the Grammy's or Coachella(let alone opening both) because nobody fucking knows his name outside of your little bubble.

Nobody cares that the 3 rads on the app who aren't just jealous of Harry's achievements and genuinely are delusional enough to believe that THE Harry Styles is spending his time sabotaging Louis' career as if his lack of talent isn't doing it for him all the time.

Open your eyes, and if your counter is that "Louis doesn't care about fame" then you'll just be a laughing stock 'cause Harry doesn't either, he's not going down a safe route and he isn't generic in the slightest or scared of his albums not doing well, he's just doing things his own way and it's actually working because of his charisma and talent so people like you think he's some money hungry devil intent on taking over the music industry.

ok sushi restaurant cocaine sideboob!!!!!

#answered ask #anon #(derogatory) #'nobody cares' then what the fuuuuck are you doing writing novels on my sad little rad blog inbox you fckg loser 😭 #go stan your coachella grammy opener goldengoose hollywood homewrecker charismatic and talented fuckboi superstar #'nobody fucking knows his name' and yet it seems like my man it living in your head rent free 🙂 #harries obsessing over louis is a disease #harry styles

[shawnsprincesse]

Long hair harry of course. He emanate sex, fun, a good time, good friend, good fwb, not good boyfriend tho but no one can have all. He looks confident, intense, well mannered, like you could have a joint with him while talking bout nothing laying on the floor with your backs against the couch, like let's have a quick coffee, I wanna see you but I have an interview in an hour kind of friend. Like he takes a lil bit too long to respond to your messages but when he finally does he apologizes, he was busy, he cares a lot, he wanna know about your day. A good friend.

Long haired Harry was so different like I can barely believe it’s the same person (granted I obviously dont know Harry irl) like WHAT EVEN WAS THAT FEVER DREAM! He was wilding in interviews (remember the ellen never have i ever and the jonathan ross one), he was wilding on stage, he was wear rich ass sponsored clothes and probably fucking bitches (and one prticular bitch who shall not be named)!

It was Harry’s prime bachelor era and I will fight anyone!!!

#fuck ’2013 fratboy harry’ lhh was his real fuckboy era

[goongiveusnothing]

I am gobsmacked that his fans will go to such lengths to shield this clown and going so far as to speak for the community because they need to babyfy and defend this queer baiter who won’t take a fucking stand but sure is happy to benefit from being associated with us when it’s convenient. If you have to keep coming up with stories to excuse his homophobia, there’s something wrong. His fans can pray to god all they want to make Harry Styles gay, but not even god or a genie can grant that wish. And yeah him saying “we’re all a little gay” is reductive and invalidates the continuing struggle of lgbtq, those out and those who can’t come out because it’s punishable by death in their countries. He lives in a privileged bubble where everyone goes out of their way to treat him like the king and hand him everything on a silver platter. He doesn’t have to worry about being accepted. His fans encourage him to “be himself” in hopes he comes out gay but time and time again he showed his ass but they can’t let go of some wattpad fantasy from a decade ago. Do they think gay men describes gay sex as two men going at it? What gay men randomly kisses another man without consent and then doesn’t get beat within an inch of his life? Hell, Harry doesn’t even know or care to know or respect pronouns. Stop excusing the straight boy for acting like a straight boy. You want to support lgbtq? Then make him and others like him accountable for their performative queerbaiting. Sorry for the rant, mod.

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#what else needs to be said #but his stans #and even former stans #still want to believe the queerbaiting wasn't a lie #probably because most at some point bought into it #or because they see the gayby theories #and think they seem reasonable #this man is heterosexual #ain't nothing anyone can do to change that #he will never date a man #and has never dated one #it's been 13 years #and the closest to gay harry ever gets #is meeting new fuckboys to pack up with

[thoughtsickles]

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#the best era of larry fic was when harry was an ambiously bisexual fuckboi and louis was unable to voice his desire to be railed #because of SOCIETY. #and they would have very angsty sex and not admit their feelings #the golden era.