#fuck off no you can’t

[nellasbookplanet]

I've never been particularly interested in reading the love hypothesis (contemporary romance isn't my thing) but seeing people get absolutely frothing mad at its mere existence is pushing me close to actually picking it up.

#let's talk about books on main today #i just find it funny how people like to go 'it's published fanfic and that’s bad actually :(' #while in the next breath going 'it’s REYLO fanfic!!' #like gee i wonder what has you so upset #it having it’s serial numbers filed off or it being based on a ship/fandom you dislike #also. we have no idea how many fanfics have been rebranded into published works #people again like to pretend they can Always Tell #when really they can only tell if it’s either done really badly or if the author's open about it #and at this point it's starting to feel like a witchhunt with folks pointing at a book they dislike #(usually a romance) #and go 'that’s totally a fanfic i can just Tell' #fuck off no you can’t #and you’re starting to sound like those dudes who accuse women of having all their characters be self inserts #there are so many books i've seen accused of being fanfic with no other proof than the accuser not liking it #nella talks #I'm tired and i have a cold and that makes me lose my filter apparently #anyway this whole debacle has been bugging me for ages #especially seeing as most of the people who do get frothing mad haven’t even read the book #they just assume based on the fanfic thing #(which makes me wonder what their opinion on fanfic and fanfic writers is) #nella talks books

[aesthetic-uni]

Oh. God.

#uni talks about the universe #april 13 #april 13th #homestuck #neil banging out the tunes #it’s arguably a double whammy #I keep forgetting tumblr holidays #I need a calendar for tumblr holidays #TUMBLR SHOP IF YOU ARE READING THIS #I HAVE COPYRIGHTED THAT IDEA SO YOU CANT MAKE ONE #FUCK OFF #I don’t like tumblr shop if you can’t tell

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 217

Babies can die if they don’t have enough physical contact. This is something that is known, but Talia does not have time to spend with her twins, and it’s not like she carried them thanks to the false Lazarus womb, so she didn’t even have that excuse to use. 

What she did have, was a near braindead teen who could be taught things through muscle memory. 

Which is how Jason ended up caring for a pair of toddlers between any training, even after his dip in the Pit. Well, he cared for them until he left for Gotham, to enact his plans, even if he continued to call them every week. 

But that wasn’t enough for little Damian and Danyal.

Where had their caretaker gone? Away from them? Where is Baba? Across the sea? Unacceptable. They will not stand for this! 

Which in turn, is how Jason discovers his the twins outside his safehouse window, having somehow made it to Gotham on their own- what the fuck, kids!?

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Dad Hood #Jason can’t even go to a meeting without the kids clinging to him & are willing to cut off a hand or two #They’re even more ecto contaminated then the rest of the League of Assassins #Danny might not have all the powers he has in canon but he’s still Liminal as Fuck #The bats when investigating Red Hood after the Duffle Bag Incident find out he has a pair of small children #Who are very clingy & who he is very protective of #Also who he speaks to in League Dialect- TALIA ANSWER YOUR PHONE #It’d be hilarious if Talia refers to Jason/Hood as OUR son & now Bruce is spiraling because WHAT DO U MEAN TALIA- DON’T HANG UP- #WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUR SON-

[tariah23]

oooooo white people in my replies really saying ‘I can excuse racism but I draw the line at homophobia’

Not surprised since this is the site that only talks about racism and thinks it’s a big deal when they see it demonstrated in the cartoons and comics they like *coughs* dungeonmeshi *coughs* (for example at least. I haven’t seen THIS many white ppl talk as in depth about racism on here as much as these fandom nerds, man. I stg. Like “Ohhhh, so you all DO acknowledge that racism is real? Just not in real life even if you could feel it slapping you in the face at high speed. Gotcha.” It’s crazy.

Tumblr is like, 90% white and is extremely centered around them. That’s why you barely see stuff that’s important to black and brown people ever trending here or being talked about. It has to be something incredibly huge to the point where even white people can’t ignore it like they usually do, to talk about it here.

They only talked about George Floyd here because the topic of his death became world news. Even people in other countries were talking about it. Before him, it was probably Ferguson and Trayvon Martin… most of them are still trying their best to ignore the genocides because it’s a “touchy subject.” What do you expect from white people who live in their own bubbles of comfort and refuse to pop it with a needle??? They find comfort in their privilege and faux ignorance (they love playing stupid to avoid conversations about important things outside of fandoms like, are these mfs born with half a brain dedicated to fandom or what.) That’s literally all these mfs make a big deal out of, especially on this annoying ass platform. The ao3 mfs will go to war for the site that allows racist ff and cp like it’s no big deal. I wonder how many people here even donated to the site while actively scrolling past dono posts from folks who really do need help. They act like they’re doing a civil service by defending this site that makes over the amount of it’s intended dono goal in minutes.

Then you already know as soon as you even bring up racism in the stuff they like, they start ganging up and harassing black bloggers especially, calling them TERFs and the whole nine. Anything to make that person look bad for being concerned about the racism that they have such an intense aversion to. God, it’s absolutely exhausting knowing that these people would have no problem choosing a cartoon character over your entire existence if they COULD. Isn’t that fucking sad, man?

#:( #it’s like what can you do #as a black person I get why sm black bloggers here have ‘don’t follow me if you’re white’ in their bios #they’ll call it racist or whatever (it’s fucking not you guys just treat black ppl like shit here and most of us feel unsafe to interact #with y’all. you guys always turn on us at the drop of a hat) #i remember commenting on a HS post funny enough years ago #because the punchline of the post was literally the white mfs saying nigga #and I was so annoyed that I told them off and one of my white mutuals unfollowed meanjsjsjsl #like right after that #and another unfollowed me because I talk about racism and the like a lot like this is a really well known artist too so I was like 🧍🏾‍♀️? #because I talk about racism a lot??? it’s weird lol #like they’ll tolerate you for a while then when they feel offended they start to act weird and act like you’re not supposed to talk about #the stuff that effects you #tkf replies #karmelarts #they don’t give a shit about anything if it doesn’t personally Involve them #they act like they can’t relate to anyone or anything it they aren’t marginalized themselves (being gay or trans which they treat as a #personality trait) #notice how you never see movies/ shows about black and brown ppl trending here? it’s always white centered shit no #matter how hot and popular that show might be #you’ll never see something like the wire snowfall or power trending here #all of the black ppl are on twitter anyway so #sm black ppl got ran off of here by annoying white ppl

[gotalottalegs]

The fact that Gerard went “this stupid fucking nostalgia bait festival is bullshit, and half the people coming to see us HERE instead of our own shows don’t care who we are now and only want to dig up the shitty miserable corpse of what we were” and was RIGHT !!!!!

Half the crowd leaving after Black Parade would’ve been such a kick in the face if they were dressed & playing it genuine like a real MCR show. Instead it just proved their point

#mcr #wwwy fest #my chemical romance #gerard way #frank iero #I can’t believe the fucking old man prosthetics too gerard is insane #I love it when she gets bitchy bcos it’s ALWAYS deranged #she always knows what she’s talking about too. like rip to all the stupid cunts who wandered off during mcrs set #but you’re an idiot and I would kill you if there were anything left after Gerard blasted your shit to smithereens

[beetlerings]

I love you funny elf

#jrwi art #jrwishow #jrwi prime defenders #jrwi pd #jrwi podcast #jrwi vyncent #vyncent sol #william wisp #jrwi william #ghostknife #prime defenders #I fucking died at the ripe age of 16 (literally fell off a cliff) and now I can’t stop solving mysteries #inside you there are two wolves #beetles art

[notaplaceofhonour]

FUCK

I can’t fucking take this timeline

Brian David Gilbert is reposting content from a Pro-Hamas, Pro-Houthi, Pro-Putin tankie now

We have day-after atrocity apologia, we have blood libel, we have baby Jesus deicide, we have ethnic cleansing slogans, we have Putin’s anti-Ukraine “denazification” propaganda, we have statements from the Houthis turned into propaganda posters! What don’t we have? I think I got BINGO

#I have to hope he just didn’t know #but fuck dude #you have to be more responsible with your fucking platform what the fuck #but I also can’t assume he doesn’t back every one of those things #or at the very least accept them as the price of doing business #brian david gilbert #antisemitism #tankie punks fuck off #i/p #blood libel #deicide #fuck the houthis #fuck hamas #fuck josh mayfield #october 7th #tenseven #cw rape #cw murder #ukraine #israel #palestine #russian invasion of ukraine #russian invasion #russo ukrainian war

[carlos55inz]

we need to have the conversation of how charles fans treat his teammates without falling into the accusatory zone that we want to harm charles by having this conversation.

i mean charles no harm, but it is something that is getting extremely out of hand and it needs to be talked about. some charles fans have gotten too freely with being cruel to others drivers.

people used to call sebastian vettel a CORPSE. yes, scuderia ferrari screwed him. yes, everyone loves sebastian vettel again NOW (because he is far away from it and free from this hell) but back in 19/20? charles fans, mainly on twitter, made his life miserable. he couldn’t win. he couldn’t make anyone happy. if he won, he was taking something from charles that belonged to charles rightfully. it he lost, he was old and bad and should retire already and this sport wasn’t for him. he wasn’t a team player. he didn’t care about ferrari. he wanted to screw charles over.

if you just got here, if carlos is your first experience of how charles’ teammates are treated, let me tell you. everything that is being said about carlos has already been said about sebastian. and it is crazy for some people to understand that because everyone loves sebastian again, so you can’t even imagine what he went throught.

and i’m sorry for generalizing all of charles fans, im a charles fan, but it is something we need to stop and look at and talk about. how long will we let it go. how long until it starts to happen to lewis hamilton, of all people. how long until they dismiss his victories and say he is old and should give up of this sport so charles can win.

and you know one of the worst part? charles loves to race. every time he had to fight for it, he loved it. when he and carlos race in that track, he comes out with a big smile and talking about how he loves to race carlos. how this is real racing. he loves to fight for it. to prove himself. to have to sweat for it.

all while his fans try to make everyone just bow down their heads and give him things in a plate, already chewed and easy to get. as if he would like that. as if he can’t prove himself worth otherwise. as if he isn’t good enough to fight for it.

#ceu talking #carlos sainz #charles leclerc #sebastian vettel #lewis hamilton #scuderia ferrari #i might just be tired of this circle repeating itself without anyone being hold accountable #i had to sit back and watch as sebastian vettel got fucking demolished on twt by some charles fans #i had to read all that after being so excited that my favorite driver would be in my favorite team!! it was the dream!!! #i had to see all the horrendous things people talk about carlos #and they are destroying the sport really because you can’t fight anymore with all you have to be on the first #this is a competitive sport and people are being cussed at for being (check notes) competitive #these people wouldn’t stand A DAY of sebmark brocedes and they would DIE if they saw classic f1 #prosenna? those people would COMBUST #anyway #wathever #i’m just pissed off #i might not even be making sense #is easy to ride behind a ‘anti-wathever’ tag and talk the most horrendous things isn’t it #had to see on twitter some charles fans already talking shit abt LEWIS HAMILTON

[starryluminary]

You’re gonna be alright. It’s just a wounded shoulder.

Directly inspired by @notdailynoco s chainshipping post I won’t even pretend it’s not

#I can’t BELIEVE I stopped everything I was doing to draw this I can’t believe it #but I saw a chance to draw both blood and tears so I took it #if we were trapped in a bathroom with a corpse and I sawed off my foot just to reach you would that be fucked up or what #total drama #total drama noah #td noah #total drama cody #td cody #cody anderson #noco #total drama noco #td noco #saw #saw 2004 #Starry makes art #blood cw

[jerseymuppet]

i love you trans women with thick facial and body hair. i love you trans women with deep voices and i love you trans women who vocal train. i love you trans women on hormones and i love you trans women who will never in their lives go on hormones. i love you post op trans women and i love you trans women who aren’t even considering surgery. i love you balding trans women. I love you trans women with erectile dysfunction. i love you trans women who don’t pass. i love you lesbian trans women and i love you bisexual trans women and i love you straight trans women. i love you unlabeled trans women and i love you trans women who are still confused about gender and i love you trans women who still go by he/him. i love you fat trans women. i love you mentally ill trans women. i love you hypersexual trans women. i love you ace trans women and i love you allo trans women. i love you polyamorous trans women. i love you brown trans women and i love you black trans women. i love you disabled trans women. i love you butch trans women. i love you autistic trans women. i love you non binary trans women. i love you trans women who are religious and i love you trans women with religious trauma. i love you trans women!!!!!

#sorry I love my sister and she’s so amazing and beautiful and funny and people are so fucking mean to her for no reason #because she’s black and trans and doesn’t pass well and doesn’t want surgery #and it’s like??? okay??? #fuck off. trans women are amazing. women can be anything and look anyway and the idea they can’t kills me #TRANS WOMEN I LOVE YOU 💕💕💕💕 #jude.txt

[joaniejustwokeup]

DP x DC Prompt:

Summoning circles are more complicated than people give them credit for. They’re a bit like a mix between a thumb print, a name, a phone number, and a recipe; and at the same time, nothing like any of those things.

In reality, most summoning circles in spell books and ancient texts are incomplete, representing only a fraction of a particular spirit’s identity.

A complete circle will actually be a series of different summoning circles, with each concentric ring representing an aspect of the spirit’s identity and having individual requirements and/or offerings needed. Ghosts have an innate awareness of them and are able to draw and describe their requirements from any sort of inward reflection.

Ghosts will often give out incomplete circles as a means of communication and transportation. A single ring of the circle will only open the door, and each ring added makes the pull and connection to the summoner stronger. Ghosts will also sometimes use incomplete circles to mark and monitor their haunts and as a way of claiming territory.

A complete summoning circle will occasionally but inevitably change over time, as parts of the spirit’s identity change.

The circle will always be a closely guarded secret. This is because, much like giving your true name to the fae, giving out your full summoning circle will allow the summoner to not only capture you, but to command and control you.

After Danny was shown Dan’s future where he killed the world, he made Jazz memorize his complete circle and told her to use it if he ever turned evil. She thought he was being ridiculous, but learned the spell when she saw how frightened he had become of himself.

When the summoning circle of the Ghost King was added to his identity, he tried to make her memorize the new circle, only for her to flat out refuse, saying it’s not healthy for him to make these kind of contingencies. They get into a really bad fight and Danny flies off determined to find someone he can trust with his circle should he turn evil.

As he’s flying over his town he feels the slight tug on his consciousness indicating someone is trying to summon the Ghost King. He lets his awareness bleed through the summoning just enough to see that… yup it’s cultists again. At least there’s no sacrifices this time.

He’s about to shrug the summoning off like he has so many others when he suddenly sees someone fighting through the cultists. Oh! Make that several someones.

With a giddy sort of eagerness Danny watches Batman and his sidekicks cut through the crowd of religious fanatics, even taking down a couple that looked like they were using ghost-based magic. He’d always admired the Dark Knight, but seeing him fight in person is something else.

It’s as the hero is tying up the cultists and checking their injuries that a lightbulb goes off in Danny’s head, and, after a moment of steeling his determination, he lets himself be pulled through the summoning circle.

The Bats all tense up as the circle at the center of the room grows brighter, readying themselves for another fight. Danny tries to smile reassuringly as he feels his form materialize, though they likely can’t see it in the bright flash of light that accompanies it.

He frowns when he realizes the summoning had dressed him in his royal armor and cloak, the crown of fire burning above his head and ring of rage glaring from his right hand.

He tries raising his hands in an “I am not a threat,” pose, before realizing it looks exactly like the Box Ghost’s “Beware!” pose. He tucks his hands under his armpits, then awkwardly waves at the group of vigilantes.

“Hi there! Wow that was really cool- Thanks for taking care of these guys for me.”

The vigilantes once again tense up as Danny steps out of the circle towards them. Danny smiles sheepishly.

“I don’t mean to be rude, but I really need to talk to you, Batman.”

Batman steps forward, approaching Danny as he stands just outside the circle, a living shadow that looms larger than life. Still, Danny senses something soften in his gaze as he looks over the teenage Ghost King, stopping just out of reach of him. Danny gazes back at his childhood hero, hoping he’s making the right choice.

“I have a favor to ask of you.”

#Red hood doodling these intense circular designs in the corners of his favorite books not knowing what they mean #Dick: Oooooh what’s that little wing? it looks cool! Jason: (blushing but can’t figure out why) Nothing! Fuck off! #Jason’s subconscious: he called me cool! :) #Jason storming into the Batcave - ‘WHERE’S MY COPY OF PRIDE AND PREJUDICE- DEMON BRAT I KNOW YOU HAVE IT!!!!’ #Jason starts tagging the edges of Crime Alley #He’ll suddenly get on coms like ‘Get out of my territory Old Man!’ (How did he know we were here? He’s across town!) #dpxdc #dpxdc prompt #ghost king danny #summoning circles #summoning circle lore #danny phantom #batman #halfa jason todd #or at least some kind of undead #but I guess that’s only in the tags right now #my writing

[normalnarrator]

The amount of naked women, pregnant women, tiny waist, tiny clothing, lingerie, giant tits, and giant proportions in general I see in ai art is fucking disgusting. Fuck you people, and here’s the thing. I personally would be more ok with it if you drew it yourself.

But that’s not what happened wasn’t it. You wanted to get your kicks fast so you made a computer do it for you. You decided to be lazy and horny instead of putting in the work to be horny. So yes fuck you and fuck ai art, you like that kinda shit just block me and I’ll block you.

#ai art #fuck you #fuck ai art #fuck ai writing #can’t believe you wanted to get your rocks off so bad that you made a computer make your own cap material

[bpdohwhatajoy]

#made a part 2 #SO FUCKING REAL #autism #actually autistic #special interests #special interest #no bc you can’t hate it or love it #just be indifferent lmao #it’s MINE so back off #but if you hate it I will destroy you #just so everyone knows #fob is mine. #I am the biggest fan ever. #mine.

[iheartjameshetfield]

i can take them (not in a fight)

#dream team fr #they’re so fine #in a current state of shock #they’re so #fuck #i need them both #at the same time #in the filthiest ways you could imagine #second picture gives off ‘same hairstyle so they can’t tell us apart’ vibes #metallica #james hetfield #james hetfield metallica #kirk hammett #kirk hammett metallica

[identitty-dickruption]

I’m more than happy to treat/categorise alcohol as a drug, but whenever I talk about addiction I have to explicitly say “drugs, including alcohol” or “alcohol and other drugs” because most people don’t implicitly include it + language is about communication etc. but lord. I feel like the line that is drawn between “alcohol” and “drug” does not help the “addiction hierarchy” situation

anyway this is my regular reminder to my fellow alcoholics that we are in fact drug addicts and we are not fundamentally any better than any other addict just because our substance is legal and slightly more normalised. this is also my regular reminder to people without substance abuse disorders that alcohol being a drug does not justify treating alcoholics like shit, because all addicts are human beings and you should treat us as such. peace and love

#addiction #watch people clown on this #watch people with fucking ‘phone addiction’ go off about how everyone has an addiction #watch them. they can’t help themselves #anyway <3 #I love you my fellow addicts we are doing so well

[dazednmatthews]

i’m so genuinely dead fucking serious when i say this picture is my roman empire and i think about it at least six times a day

#cherriespeaks #this is one of those pictures that makes me speechless #you ever see someone so fine it just PISS you off?? #yeah that’s this for me #i literally need him so carnally #like i have never needed a man this bad like fuck #whatever he wants like i’m so serious WHATEVER HE WANTS #i cannot believe i’m not getting the dick everyday #like i will go to WAR for it #mind you that’s my man #oh god i’m going to LOSE IT #the dead eyes are probably the sexiest thing about him #dead eyed matt for the WIN #matthew sturniolo the man that you are #matt sturniolo #matthew sturniolo #he’s a face grabber for sure #somebody sedate me #don’t even fucking get me started on the hair #like i can’t i CANT #y’all i’m going insane like the dead eyes get me every time