#fuck dude I’m being so gay rn

[choices-binglebonkus]

Astrid could give me a little tap on the head too…if she wanted…

#not me thirsting over her as a now confirmed murderer #it’s that damn floppy hat + hairstyle + her eyebrows #fuck dude I’m being so gay rn #women in floppy hats 🥵 #astrid thorne #choices stories you play #playchoices #choices stories we play #pixelberry #pixelberry studios #playchoices fandom #choices stories you play fandom #choices stories we play fandom #crimes of passion #choices crimes of passion #choices cop

[motheyes]

ok that went wel

#kinda a lot happened lol it was funny #everyone was very chill tho #also i’m locked out of my apartment rn 😐 #everyone is trans and gay at this place tho like the guy was like #‘are u a female.’ i was like uhh no i go by they then #and he was like oh hell yeah my bad we got of lot of those here #LIKE LOL 😭 he was super cool and nice and had two face piercing what are they called #dermal piercing i believe #and the manager was even cooler omg #i got a little ‘interview’ he just asked me some questions and was like #‘ok wanna come back in later tonight and do a work interview?’ #like fuck yes dude #so i’m gunna go back in at 5 and work till 7 😎 #i’m insane nervous i hate being around people omg #but it seems rlly not busy there #it’s like. only a tiny bit sketch #right next to a bar i saw some scary guys #i’m so relieved though omg money

[politemenacephd]

A Labor of Love (+18)

Blue Collar!Miguel O'Hara x GN!Reader

Content: Workplace Sex, Edging/Orgasm denial, Messy Blowjob, PinV Sex, Creampie, Joint Orgasm.

Word count: 1802 Notes: Forgive me this is Very indulgent, my big dumb gay husband is an engineering apprentice, he used to be a mechanic too and I'm a little loopy rn for big dudes in work overalls. Let me have this pls

‘Shh, shh, quiet- babe, quiet, mm—’

You jolted as Miguel’s lips hit yours, the larger man ravenously bending your spine as he explored your mouth. Hiding out in his workshop round back, with his gloved hands on your waist and his body on yours, you were in quite the precarious situation.

You’d come into Miguel’s work to drop off his lunch because he’d forgotten to take it in, something you blamed yourself for. After all, you had been the one distracting him that morning, with your fingers in his hair and around his cock, teasing that big naked hunk until he mewled.

He’d left you an unfulfilled mess when he was eventually forced to run so he wasn’t late, your hand sticky with cum and your hair dishevelled from being pulled, and while he’d kissed you goodbye you couldn’t stand to be left alone until the evening.

You were so hot. Your clit was left throbbing, swollen and sensitive, almost painfully so.

You tried to work it out yourself, but it wasn’t the same. You missed him too much. His chiselled face, his round almond eyes, the thick, dark hair that covered him from his head to his chest to his belly. His body the perfect balance of muscle and fat, his skin dark and calloused and scarred, musky and hot.

You’d just wanted to see him. Really, that was all. You just wanted a glimpse of your beautiful man, lounging against the wall in his messy, grease covered overalls, the fabric straining against the contours of his upper body, his thickset jaw smeared with dirt because he kept forgetting to wash his hands.

You wanted to see him smile, his red eyes gleaming with joy at the sight of his little house pet.

So, with his food in your bag, you’d gone to his workplace. He worked nearby as one of Alchemax’s mechanical engineers. He was easy to find in the workshops round back, either soldering something huge or recklessly cutting metal without cover.

You’d expected him to be happy to see you, but you’d underestimated just how much joy the sight of you would spark.

It was your fault, he whispered as he dragged you into the back, for coming over dressed like that. You hadn’t thought anything of it yourself. What, your favourite jumper and slacks? You weren’t trying to provoke his eye.

But that was just it. His sweet, precious little thing, all bundled up in your favourite clothes, so soft and innocent. How could he not indulge? How could he not slip you aside, promising the guys he’d be right back, only to throw you on his work bench and rip up that cute little jumper?

You lost all of your inhibitions with that brute between your legs, gently grinding your body into the hard wooden table while his tongue bullied yours. You began urgently pushing his hands down to towards your spread thighs.

‘Babe, I can’t- do that’ he grunted between kisses, ‘my fingers— I, fuck—Mm—I’m too messy—’

‘Please’ you whined. ‘Please, please—’

‘Ay por Dios—you’re such a brat, aren’t you?’

With a soft grunt he withdrew from the kiss and raised his gloved hand to his mouth, his thick canines easily tearing the leather. He tore it aside and spat it out.

‘Here, fuck—’

You felt his hard, calloused hands shove your thighs aside, and soon he was massaging your clit through your slacks. You shivered and melted at the sweet relief.

He’d only had the forethought to gruffly brush his hands on his work clothes before playing with you, and you could see the little imprints of soldering dirt on your newly washed clothes. You didn’t care at all.

‘I missed you so much baby’ he grunted.

His full lips hit your neck and sucked hard, his teeth pulling at the skin until it stung. You whimpered.

‘Ah- c-careful, they’ll hear.’

Miguel pulled back and kissed your ear before whispering. ‘Guys are soldering. They won’t hear shit, mi amor, you’re safe with me.’ The brush of his breath on your ear made you quiver. ‘Besides, they know not to fuck with me. They’ll keep their mouths shut.’

He smelled so strong, like machine oil and musk and hot denim, with just the soft underlying scent of that sandalwood soap you’d got him. He used it on everything, even his hair, which you knew because you were now frantically burying your face into his thick locks to muffle your moans.

'Okay, okay, just—I’ll make it a quicky, okay?’ he murmured.

With frantic motions he pulled off his work overalls, letting you gawk momentarily at the flash of his physique. He forced his slacks down and let his erect cock fall out.

You were transfixed by the way it twitched, straining for attention, thick and fat and surrounded by dark hair, just like the rest of him.

‘Your mouth, baby, since you were so worried about being heard’ he whispered while gesturing for your face, his mouth now drawn up into a breathless and teasing smile. You couldn’t help yourself.

With a soft whine you shuffled from the desk and onto your knees, down on the hard floor. You cast him one quick look before sliding his shaft between your lips.

‘Mm—fuck, that’s it’ he sighed. His voice was so low, so gruff, as was his hand as it began to tangle itself into your hair. He pulled it tight, just the way you liked. ‘Come on baby, that’s it.’

His shaft pushed your jaw to its limits as he eased it down to your throat.

He was still sweaty, still hot from work, but you didn’t care. It made it better. You let him push you until you were almost choking.

‘Yeah, babe, that’s it. You know what to do.’

There was nothing like surrendering to his hand and catching his eye as he pumped into your mouth. There was no better feeling than his affectionate smile, or his thumb and forefinger griping your chin, knowing that his pre-cum was coating your throat. It was all you could taste.

He could feel the urge to cum in your mouth. It was a heavy temptation, the idea of seeing your eyes widen as you swallowed his load, your little thighs shaking as it dripped down your face.

But he could never be satisfied with just that. You’d shown up, looking all cute and coy, distracting him from his work, and he wouldn’t be happy until you left with your little legs stuck together.

With a gentle grunt he tugged your hair, pulling you back. His cock slid from your mouth with a soft, wet pop, leaving a messy trail of glimmering fluid between your lips and his member.

‘Okay, up’ he barked in a whispered shout, ‘get up. On the bench for me, baby.’

You scrambled to do as told, and the moment your ass hit the flat top his hands were on your slacks. He ripped them down to your ankles but left your panties on. He opted to just pushed them aside with his thumb instead, all while his other hand wrenched your ankle up and aside. He spread you easily.

‘M-Mig’ you panted.

He didn’t answer. He pulled you forward until your back was on the bench, your legs spread around his small waist. He gave a satisfied snort as he realized it was the perfect height. You watched, breathless, as his thick member began gently nudging at your creamy little cunt. It felt so warm.

‘Mig’ you repeated.

‘Quiet baby, and I’ll give you what you wanted’ he cooed. You obediently pursed your lips.

With a hefty grunt he pushed in hard. He slid in easy despite the size, slipping his shaft right up until it kissed your cervix. You had to cover your own mouth to hide the screams. You could feel the strength in his body as he bottomed out, his balls pressed hard against your ass.

‘Fuck- fuck that’s it.’

With a harsh grunt he started to move. He was so fucking rough, with his sharp hips pulsing between your thighs and his hand squeezing your ankle until it hurt. The wet clap of his body hitting yours began to fill the quiet little workshop.

Miguel bent back to watch his cock impale you. Thin strings of your thick slick were hanging from his hair and your pussy in delicious little pearly decorations. He pumped hard, once, in just the right way to make more sweet fluid spill out. It oozed around the edge of his shaft, betraying just how tightly packed you were.  

‘You were real desperate, huh baby?’ he panted.

Your panties, still being held to the side by his thumb, were soon utterly soaked. You could feel the thin strip of fabric chaffing your inner thigh as each sharp thrust caused it to rub and shift.

‘Desperate little brat, that’s what I like. That’s who I want. You’re gonna get a fat fuckin’ load of my cum in you.’

You groaned, hard, and let him fuck you dumb.

You let him pound your fragile body into the hard wooden bench.

You let him coat you in his greasy fingerprints from head to toe.

You let him slap your thigh until it jiggled, and most of all, you let him utterly ruin your desperate cunt with his hefty cock. You felt every inch as it stuffed you, stretched you, making you his.

Each hard pump was fucking away that ache, that burning need, and each bite of his lip was making you see stars. You heard his men calling from the other shop, and god knows you didn’t care one bit.

You felt that sweet release starting to build.

‘Mmmf—mmmf—’

You frantically clawed at his thick, hairy arms, trying to signal you were close. You saw his lip curl as he started to pump harder.

‘Fuck—that’s it, come on babe, cum on my cock. Do it for me.’

He dropped your panties and gently licked his thumb before pressing it down on your clit, carefully nudging that swollen nub to completion. He was so rough, so hard, but that was enough to tip you over.

When you came, he came with you. You screamed into your hand as he groaned out load, your cunt clenching his shaft tight until you could feel every vein and every inch of skin. He filled you up quick, smothering your pulsing insides with rope after rope of thick, virile cum, so warm and soothing on your pussy.

He pumped it as deep as he could before letting his body relax. He held himself inside you, his huge palm gently patting your ass. After giving himself a few moment to recuperate, he bent down to whisper in your ear once more.  

‘Get yourself home safe baby, okay? And be ready, ‘cos as soon as I get off, your ass is mine again.’

#miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara fanfiction #miguel x reader #miguel o'hara x you #spider man 2099 #smut #18+ only #miguel o'hara smut #atsv miguel

[ev-arrested]

Reading the Grayson comics is like reading a manifestation of Michael Bublé’s version of “Santa Baby”

I will elaborate:

Santa Baby by Michael Bublé has to be one of the most “no homo” songs I have ever heard. I’m serious, just listen to it rn. The thing about it is that it doesn’t just sound gay because he didn’t change any of the lyrics. Nonono. That would have been better, lemme assure you. The thing about the song is that he tried to. “Santa Baby” suddenly becomes “Santa Buddy”, and, even more hysterically, “Santa Pally” and “Santa Poppy” LIKE—

You’ll certainly still get lines like

“Santa buddy, a sixty five convertible too Steel blue”

And then followed up with a line calling Santa “dude”

“I'll wait up for you, dude”

And then the “no homo” is IMMEDIATELY undone by

“Santa buddy, and hurry down the chimney tonight”

With every changed lyrics trying to make it less gay (and ironically making it more hilarious and not any less gay), you’re sitting there scratching your head like, “Michael…if you didn’t want to sing a song that sounded a bit gay, you totally could have just…not.”

That’s what reading the Grayson comics is like. Tom King said, “Dick Grayson is straight”, and the thing about that is that I could suspend my disbelief. I could certainly successfully delude myself and pretend that he is for a comic—if Tom King wasn’t writing the gayest shit I’ve ever read.

Most of the gay shit you see in this comic is very much just gaybaiting. To me, that’s fine. I’m over it. It doesn't really interfere with my delusion of Dick being straight. But it’s the little things that Dick Grayson does that just make him come across as so closeted that Tom King definitely did not intend. Like look at this panel from the second annual.

Grayson Annual #2 page 26

What the fuck is this huh

I get that this is supposed to be a reminder to the audience that he is in fact straight amongst all the gaybaiting, but the thing about that, King, and I cannot emphasize this enough, is that dropping lines like this makes him less straight, not more.

Y'know what would make him more straight? Leaving out the gay shit entirely so you don't have to compensate like this lmao. You don't even have to compensate in the first place, actually.

I'm hardly mad at this--quite the contrary, I think it's funny--but man. King, if you didn't wanna write a Dick Grayson that came across as less than straight, you could have just. Not lol.

Anyway, this has been my weekly post of begging my followers to read the Grayson comics. It's like 20 issues and it's a fun time...even if they're bad.

#batman #dick grayson #nightwing #dc robin #richard grayson #grayson comics #grayson #dc comics #superman #clark kent #ev-arrested #dceu #dcu #dc comcis #dc universe

[mothcabinet]

OKAY HEAR ME OUT

Listen

Ghost headcannons (sfw) but their extremely specific (and I’m mentally ill and now I’m somehow emotionally attached to this man; also he’s babygirl 🫶)

- this mf is like that grandpa at thanksgiving who was in the army and is in denial that he’s gay. Like he will causally say “oh yeah I’ve fucked a man” and carry on like that’s completely normal

- HES A REALLY GOOD DAD!!! idk how to explain it. I just KNOW deep deep DEEP down he has a soft spot. He is absolute dogshit at showing affection but he’s trying his best. Like if he sees his kid eyeing a stuffed animal or something like that, he will immediately grab it and buy it for them. Or would probably take his kid and teach them how to shoot

- He eats beans on toast and thinks it TOP TEIR food. (He’s british 😔☹️)

- Shows affectionate by being mean

- OR if he cares about you he’ll like teach you how to protect yourself (idk I’m spitballing ideas rn)

- HES TRANS IDC WHAT ANYONE SAYS. 🏳️‍⚧️🫶

- THATS ALL I HAVE THIS IS CRINGE I KNOW BUT HES SO BBG LKSJDJSJDJJD. I forgot to take my normal pills today. I’m just a silly lil guy. -

- if the dude bros find this post SOMEHOW I will piss myself from laughing -

#ghost #simon ghost riley #british people #this is so cringe #im so normal #ghost mw2 #ghost the bbg #i forgot to take my meds today #im in desperate need of a father figure #ghost headcanons

[softrozene]

Fear

Anon asked: That did help with the comfort ask thank you clearing that up for me. Um may I get hc or scenario for a male reader that tries to keep his relationship with Lenny private because he's been traumatized for coming out years prior? There can be a solution or just comfort from the gang I just need to feel valid rn thnx if you do this Ro ❤️ 

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Of course Love. You are valid and I hope you are in a safe spot. I did base this trauma after some past experiences I have heard over the years or things I’ve seen from media so I hope that it okay. I just want you to know that you are loved and I would fight the world for you.

For everyone else who needs to hear it, you are also valid and loved.

Why do I end up turning things into one-shots? 

Originally published on February 28, 2020

Lenny Summers x Male Reader

Warnings: mentions of past verbal/physical abuse, mentions of past homophobia, angst for a hot second, but then a fluff I promise

*I mention an American poet in here named Walt Whitman. Our father of free verse. He has constantly been presumed as gay because of some of his works such as in the Leaves of Grass and honestly, I just thought it was a nice touch since he lived from 1819-1892. (I totally have not read this dude’s works. I’m just a nerd when it comes to literature and recall a class discussion.)

Words: ~2k

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Guard duty is extremely boring. Or right now it is. The only thing that is saving you from dying of boredom is the occasional squirrel or birds making movement. Not even a carriage is heard from your post and there is usually a gunshot or two heard from the road to Rhodes.

“Sleeping on the job?” Lenny’s teasing voice, that took you completely by surprise, makes you come alive.

A lazy smile forms on your face as you say, “Never.”

You take a glance around, making sure the coast is clear, before placing a chaste kiss on Lenny’s cheek. Lenny immediately reaches for your hands and both of you look at each other content. You relish in moments like this.

“(Name),” Lenny’s voice breaks the comfortable silence.

You give him your full attention as he goes on. “I know that we said our relationship is secret, but I’ve been thinking… I want to tell the gang soon.”

The good atmosphere comes crashing down around you as you slowly begin to fill up with panic. Your face is emotionless as you let your hands fall from his and rest at your sides. He senses the drastic change in your mood and is quick to continue on his thought.

“Now, we don’t have to anytime soon. I just thought it would be kinda good to get it out there. We’ve kept it secret for two months already- I guess I’m just tired of having to sneak around,” Lenny explains.

He reaches for your hand only for you to pull away abruptly. The flash of hurt doesn’t go unnoticed by you and you feel the guilt flood through your system. He plasters on a smile anyway.

“Just think about it (Name). I can tell you don’t wanna talk about it right now so I won’t force you. Uh- I’ll see you later.” He tries to go in for a kiss but stops immediately as he sees you tense up.

Before he can show the hurt once more, he leaves. You feel like you’ve been punched in the gut. Everything feels heavy as his words go through your mind. All the past pain and panic feels like it’s setting you on fire.

“Fuck this I need a drink,” You say to yourself.

   ~*~  

“Thanks, Arthur! I really just needed someone to talk to,” Lenny states as he takes another drink of his beer.

The saloon is crowded at this hour but it makes good for talking normally then. The bottom of the saloon is packed so Arthur and Lenny lean against the railing on the upper level.

Arthur chuckles. “Yer lucky I came back to camp or you would’ve had to suffer from someone else. Let me guess… Is this ‘bout yer boyfriend?” Arthur asks bluntly since he already had a few drinks himself.

Lenny has only been sipping on his beer, being too consumed by the worry he feels. However, upon hearing Arthur’s guess, he lets out a gasp.

“What are you talking about?”

Arthur snorts as he states, “It ain’t that much of a secret, well to me anyway. You are acting how you were when you were sweet on Jenny. So shoot.”

“Well, I’ve been wanting to tell everyone since we made it official ‘bout two months ago but he… Doesn’t seem to want to? I don’t know if he’s ashamed of me or anything but I get the feeling that something deeper is going on-“

Arthur cuts Lenny off as he points down below them. Lenny follows the direction only to see his boyfriend looking rather troubled with the gentle Hosea. “Looks like you can go find out. C’mon kid, I’ll go with ya. Just follow my lead.”

“Oh Arthur, I think this is a bad idea.” He follows Arthur anyway.

   ~*~  

After a shot and getting a beer ready, you finally turn to the patient Hosea. He’s always all ears as he waits for you to speak about your problems. He’s used to this and you’re used to this. He is the father you never had, the father you wished you had.

“Hosea, thank you for taking me here,” You start your voice loud so Hosea can hear you.

It didn’t bother you at all that the place was filled with raucous men and working girls. No, whenever you were with Hosea, his presence just always made your worry disappear unless of course, it was a job. Whenever you feel like you have no one on your side you are able to go to him.

“I- Lenny and I are dating.”

Hosea smiles. “I know.”

Before you can ask how or anything else Hosea continues with a light-hearted tone. “I’ve known for a while. I’m not as dumb as the others and thanks to my age you can see love miles away. You and he are dating so what’s the problem?”

It takes a lot to admit this. Especially in this time and age when a male shows weakness, it’s usually considered pathetic. However, with your father figure sitting right here completely non-judgmental, the words fly right out of your mouth.

“I’m scared.”

All Hosea does is nod as he waits for you to continue. The wall you’ve set up so high is slowly crumbling down.

“I… Before I joined Dutch’s gang I was living with my family. They were considered high class which is why I had no problem stealing from them before I ran away on my 18th birthday. Anyway, this was a few years prior to that. I realized that I… simply wasn’t attracted to women. I told them this and my father’s reaction was to set up an arranged marriage with a gal from another wealthy family,” You explain.

You pause only to drink some of our beer. All this has been holding you back and finally bringing it up to Hosea is making you feel a bit better. You continue your story.

“The disgusted look my father gave me was enough to shut me up for a while. Well, until the first meeting with the girl. I started to not act like myself. I begged my mother who was heartbroken that her only son wasn’t perfect, to do something. ‘Course she didn’t. Just stopped talking to me unless it was ‘bout the wedding. The one thing I did enjoy doing there was reading. I read like crazy and one time my pops saw me reading but it must’ve been the last straw from my behavior because he burned the literature. Told me I shouldn’t be reading such filth.”

Hosea pipes up with a question, “What was it?”

“A collection of poems by Whitman. Leaves of Grass*,” The smile on your face is small.

Hosea smiles as he reassures you. “I borrowed a few of his works from Dutch. Interesting stuff. Dutch would love to talk about Whitman’s views of transcendentalism and realism. Beware if you do that though, he may talk the whole day. Though the works you referred to… I suppose your pa didn’t much like them.”

You give him a sad smile.

“You would be correct,” You say taking a shaky breath in before continuing, “After finding out I read the poems he grew beyond bitter to me. Eventually, he just snapped after I refused to talk to my fiancé. He paid some of his friends to beat me up on the way home. They would’ve killed me instead if it weren’t for a passerby.”

You seem to be done talking. Hosea can feel the relief but strong sad emotions coming from you. His eyes flicker a bit around the room before he speaks again.

“You said this was years ago. How did you cope after that?” He asks now curious about your mental state.

You laugh. It wasn’t a good laugh.

“I pretended to be in love with my fiancé. I acted like the son they wanted until my 18th birthday. The wedding was supposed to take place a week after on her own birthday but I just left,” You reply a bit stuck in your head.

Hosea knows this and he asks, “And now?”

“What do you mean?”

“Now you seem scared to tell everyone at camp about you and Lenny. From what I’ve heard your parents are frankly shit. They didn’t really love you but the idea of you representing them as a proper man. Well, I’m telling you, right now, that you are a proper man. You are a good man. You deserve to feel happy and not scared. You know that everyone at camp will be happy for you and Lenny. They don’t care about things like that, that you two are both men. I don’t care. I’m just happy to see you both happy,” Hosea states.

He places his hand on your shoulder and the warm energy radiating off of him makes you want to cry. He’s so genuine and knows his words are true.

“I, for one, don’t care. Though, it was obvious to me anyway. ‘Sorry to hear ‘bout what happened but don’t think that we’d do that to ya,” A voice behind you states.

You turn around to see Arthur with a big grin on his face. Lenny is beside him just staring at you with a bit of wonder. Instead of having a negative reaction to these eavesdroppers, you start laughing, this time completely happy.

“Arthur, how the hell did you manage to eavesdrop in your state?” You question.

He growls but answers, “I ain’t drunk. I’m just tipsy boy. Now go on get out of here. Both of ya.”

He pushes you into Lenny and you look back at Hosea. He gives you a nod before he makes Arthur sit down by him. Both men are a blessing. You turn to face your lover who just takes your hand, rather gently and for the first time with others around, you don’t pull away.

Lenny leads you outside and you stop him from going to the horse. To his absolute surprise and happiness, you give him a peck in public.

“C’mon, let’s head back to camp before it gets too dark. Y’know I don’t like these townsfolk and history,” You murmur.

Lenny catches the tone and gets on his horse. As you start the short ride back to camp he says, “We can take your time telling them. If I’d known ‘bout your past I wouldn’t’ have been so pushy.”

“You’re not mad that I didn’t talk to you ‘bout it?” You question feeling just a tad guilty.

Lenny states, “Not at all. I’m happy that it wasn’t me who did something. I was worried you were scared to be with me. I had an idea it was all ‘bout an experience gone wrong. Listen (Name), you need to know that I love and care for you deeply. We can take all the time in the world to come out if that’s what you want.”

You glance at him and smile. He’s been so understanding throughout all this. It feels as if your heart can burst any second. Shaking your head you give him your final reply with full confidence.

“Nah, I believe what Hosea and Arthur said. No one in the gang will treat me like that. We can come out together as an item. And Lenny? I love you too.”

#softrozene writes #rdr2 x reader #red dead redemption 2 x reader #lenny summers x reader #male reader #angst #fluff

[eyesxxyou]

okay before I unfollow you (bc actually I love your writing lmao) I want to know the reasoning behind you being pro-Palestine. just idk I want to see it from your side even tho I’m Israeli and Jewish. Cuz honestly if you’re not Muslim, Arab, or from gaza, HA you’ve got no skin in the game so I couldn’t care less about your opinion cuz gaza is literally all propaganda LMAOOO so honestly if you’re not living through fucking warrrrr rn I couldn’t care less

anyway so, please. jus tell me why lmao

Cuz it's genocide dude, it's literal genocide. I really couldn't care less if you unfollowed me. Just cuz I'm not in the thick of it doesn't mean I don't understand. I'm black, non-religious, gay, and trans in America. We are in the stages of genocide ourselves rn. And I hope it never gets as bad as bombings and beheadings but still.

I don't need your support, I don't want the support of anyone who's pro-genocide. Anyone who is pro-israel rn is not welcome on my page. This is the last I'm speaking on it.

[virgincels]

Uhm... Krauser's fic was very peneoejeied. Like?? Sorry I just really love the thoughts of closeted gay cause these stories are so fun (and a little cute tbh.) Plus reader's mom left Krauser? Queen just for that. He does give off physical abuse vibes though. I don't know what it is bout him but he just DOES. Then being all touchy with Leon in the shower and DUDE LOVINGLY MAKING OUT?? Excuse you and your little throat kisses. Then the small moment of you two checking Leon out. We all know he has a little ass. Now I'm thinking of Plagas Krauser ruining Leon like... *Lovingly stabs my weird arm sword in your arm so I can get one last fuck in before I die* (I'm on Plagas brainrot fuckery rn, I need disgusting sex with Plagas men and women rn 😭)

This was fucking wonderful I just can't. Your style of writing is just so blunt. Like dark-side realism in some ways and I love it so much. I know you once said your writing style is just made up of similes but THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT CHERRY? Sometimes you don't need to be too fancy! Dude you'd probably hit at making abp0rns artworks into fics cause dark themes are just you're little uhhh BABY?? Your little magnum opus in ways. (I really love their artwork it's so amazing 😭)

Also btw did you see they're kinda like starting Black Butler up again but in this school kind of era deal? I dunno if you saw but I thought I'd let you know. (Loved Alois.)

NICHOLE HAI :3 thank u oh em gee… krauser is like a big blonde military man bro screams domestic abuse sorry. he’s also just so gay.. like I’m upset i want that man he’s so fine but god he is so GAY him and Chris gotta be gayest re characters and that says something cuz like. all of them are gay LMFAO i really think he would secretly be a little tender with leon.. like omg he doesn’t even know when it starts like why is he stroking Leon’s head like that!! probably makes him angrier LMFAO

ur way too sweet bc omg I could never. ever write something that lives up to what abp0rns draws omg kreon is my fave so bootcamp bully is automatically my fave thing ever cuz it’s soooo like idk there’s barely any dead dove kreon art!!!

also i have seen!! I haven’t watched it yet but the school arc is one of my faves cuz glasses sebastian and soma returns but like idk I haven’t gotten around to watching it but I reread it often 😭

#inbox 💌

[caffeinated-and-annoying-bard]

because of you, i went through this long rabbit-hole of those gay men you always post one night at like 3 am. i’m being so fr rn when i say that every time i see them i am filled with joy. i don’t watch good omens but i would defend those two with my life. praying that the next season will be good to you. or is it not confirmed?? i don’t even know i just thought you should know what you did to me bc i wouldn’t have taken interest in them if you weren’t my mutual.

BSVDJDBFJFVKFFB OH NO I'M SO SORRY TO HAVE INFLICTED THE PAIN OF CARING ABOUT THOSE TRAGIC GAY MEN (queer man-shaped entities) I POST ABOUT WHILE SOBBING AT 3AM /nm /pos

And also: that's the sweetest thibg i've heard in the entire month I tahnk thee much verily (<-i know nothing about old english forgive me)

BELIEVE ME DUDE/gender neutral IF THE 3RD SEASON DOESN'T GET THEM MARRIED AND FUCKING (<-thst one is /j) I WILL CEASE TO EXIST /nm

I adore your mutualship sm /gen aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#val ramblings

[ssreeder]

*taps mic*

*screeching synth noise*

hem hem

first of all

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

now that we have That out of the way

SREEDIE YOU’RE SO SPEEDY (that’s an awful rhyme I’m so sorry) ARE YOU READY TO HEAR MY EVERY THOUGH WHILE READING THIS CHAPTER (once again I’m so sorry But not sorry enough to spare you bc I’ve gotta keep being annoying to remind you why we got divorced)

yikes it really must be lowkey terrifying on katara’s end rn… like it’s pretty much the whole They Died And Came Back Wrong trope except sokka only died in theory and yet came back wrong anyway. I feel so bad for her :((

SLAY TOPH keep an eye on iroh please

not katara suspending her disbelief regarding jet being heroic T-T

this is actually a really interesting dynamic change for katara and sokka bc even though katara was always caring for everyone else in the show, sokka was always the one person who was always looking out for katara, so to have him be the sibling that needs taking care of is like… damn yk

okay maybe this means absolutely nothing BUT I feel like jet losing his arm and therefore his ability to wield dual blades has the potential to cause even more tension with zuko bc jet will not only hate him for being fire nation but now they won’t even be evenly matched in a fight and he’s gonna resent the fact that zuko still has both arms. and that’s ASIDE from the fact that it’s gonna be a gruelling healing process before jet even gets the chance to Think about picking up a blade again

jet: is literally on his deathbed

suki: I’m looking respectfully-

“how did sokka handle that” well katara isn’t that the money question, and unfortunately the answer is always Not Very Well

oh katara sokka has also stabbed a man to death with a stick so uh,, yeah while amputating jet’s arm was unideal, alas it is far from the most gory shit sokka has done

perfect girl but sokka wants a boyyyyyyyy~ (these bitches gay)

yes sokka let’s try to keep the house hacking to a minimum shall we

okay definitely nothing has been solved but crying on the bathroom floor is actually very therapeutic not that I’m speaking from personal experience or anything haha HOWEVER I do think sokka needs to cry for longer for the catharsis to work properly. so that’s my note sreedie. MAKE HIM CRY MORE

fuck dude there’s just.. Nothing like sibling relationships. like obviously katara and sokka are (were?) really close siblings but even when siblings are estranged to whatever extent it’s still just so different from any other kind of relationship you have with other people so it’s like… if Anyone would be able to help sokka it would be katara. idk how to express it but not even zuko would be able to help sokka the way katara (though he would Understand it more) bc sokka needs to know that he has people that have enduring love for him and the only person he’ll be able to trust to give him that initially would be katara and I just AHHHHH

YAY MORE CRYING YOU LISTENED TO ME

ugh sokka stop LYING you LIAR

zuko IS an asshole and I love that about him <3

not katara’s bluffing about yue- absolutely appalling effort folks, katara this is the funniest thing you have ever done

sorry I know it was a very intense and somber situation but I just find it hilarious that the solution to zuko being stubborn and refusing to cooperate (however much that is understandable given the circumstances) is just to straight up knock him out. like night night kiddo

ah shit I wish iroh weren’t the one undressing zuko. actually I wish nobody was undressing zuko this is just shit

ZUKO PLEASE YOU’RE DYING WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE

speech impediment zuko my beloved <3

ZUKO WHY ARE YOU A MENACE literally first thing out of his mouth that’s not defensive in an attempt to protect himself is to fucking insult jee I can’t T-T

JEE YOU SAVAGE ily

zuko bit jee I forgot omfg this is hilarious (even though it’s actually very sad but shhh we’re ignoring that)

jee the emotional support bestie reporting for duty bc he is the only emotionally stable adult in this household

iroh: is indescribably furious about the fact that zuko has been tortured

also iroh: my this boy has a mighty strange haircut going on

ah fuck here we go. it’s SA discovery time >:/

sreedie did jee break something accidentally bc he was in shock or did he smash something out of rage

rasu fashion icon <3

dragon of the west popping off with the murder plans

when a blind girl and a human disaster are left alone in the kitchen-

oh okay so he Did break a table. slay.

jee in dad mode <3

SOKKA JUST FUCKING TELL PEOPLE PLEASE THIS IS FRUSTRATING AND SAD AT THE SAME TIME WTF

I’m sorry but not jee thinking sokka is a bigger pain in the ass than zuko. alas, he does have a point

OHIHOHOHHEHEHEHE ITS CHANG BITCHES AND HE’S IN HIS GIRLBOSS ERA

nvm chang is in his struggle era actually

lots of layers LIKE AN ONION-

OH SHIT REHO RECOGNISES CHANG

“little wet-noodle” PLEASE I adore chang

for once in her life, slay ara, now the story is finally fucking getting a move on (no shade to you sreedie <33)

lmao bato is so right both about sokka AND about teasing hakoda despite being in the midst of a very tense wartime situation

omg in relation to you an: pls let zuko fuck up all of sokka’s lies accidentally bc this boy cannot lie for shit LET ALONE when he doesn’t realise he even needs to lie and is also high as fuck from iroh drugging him so that he doesn’t bite people

OR sokka is gonna see zuko on his sickbed and immediately his whole world is gonna narrow down to just zuko (understandably) and everyone else in the room is gonna figure out what’s going on pretty quick and effectively sokka just exposes HIMSELF à la love for zuko spewing out of him alongside guilt and regret and fear and relief (essentially the full emotional gambit)

in review: sokka needs to cry more, zuko should bite more people, zukka needs to reunite, I love jee, I love chang, hakoda is gonna need a head massage after all the mental gymnastics he’s gonna be subjected to next chapter. THE END.

love you So much TOODLES *mwah*

LEEEEEEKI BELOVED!!!!

I’m sure you’re like wtf ex lover why aren’t you answering my ask & I’m innocently over here cherishing every word and sniffing it until it loses your smell….

Yes, I’m weirdo. But you keep coming back for me so HA…. ;)

I know some people in the comments were like “I can’t believe Sokka just DID THAT!! no way!!”

& it’s like what’s worse? Stabbing someone in the neck 30 times with a jagged stick you found on the ground while pretend shitting or cutting off your kind of enemy kind of whatever guys arm to save his life??

(There was also the warden situation too… so idk I think Sokka is pretty desensitized at this point and is so emotionally constipated that he doesn’t know HOW to feel about ANYTHING right now ((except Zuko))))

Jee: Zuko is the most difficult person

Jee meets Sokka: I stand corrected

Haha I enjoy your reviews, & I can’t wait to see you soon!!

#leekie leeeeeeek LEE!!! #you’re always so wonderful #& I think your reviews are like how I would read my own work haha #CHANG IS GOING TO MAKE SHIT HAPPEN #don’t worry haha #things are coming together just before they pop off again #but we are one chapter closer to it being over haha!! yippieee!! #not that I’m rushing but it would be nice to be done eventually lol #ALRIGHT LEEKIE I WILL SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTER!!! #i love you leekie #leekie tag #leekieeeeee #liab #itf #ask

[gothamslostboy]

The Lost Boys

Sexuality HC

These are my personal opinions, we’re probably not going to agree on everything and that’s ok! You can comment your opinions below as long as you’re not a dick about it :]

NOTE: I think after turning most vampires don’t gaf about gender and that will play into my hc

NOTE 2: the F_/M_ is for how you present. If you’re a guy who dresses feminine you fall into F, same for masculine girls. I did this bc I wanted to include Non binary ppl but it felt weird adding a 3rd gender percentage bc enby ppl don’t have a gender . So to clarify: the percentage is not gender, it is clothing preference

NOTE 3: yes I know it was the 80s. I. Don’t. Care. Gay ppl existed in the 80s and the whole movie has gay undertones so sush.

David

I originally said he was bi in this post bc I didn’t want ppl mad at me but imma be brave now

Gay asf

Likes seeing S/O in feminine clothes though

I know I said vamps don’t care after turning but every rule has an exception

F65/M35

Dwayne

Bi

F70/M30

Paul

Pan

No preference here, gender or clothing,just personality

He does like matching with his S/O so get him something in the same color or pattern

Marko

Bi

Does have a male preference though

Him and Paul definitely fuck

F25/M75

Star

Straight

Has experimented and decided it’s not her thing

Very supportive

F50/M50

Her boyfriend wants to wear a skirt? She’ll buy matching ones!

He wants makeup? Let her teach him!

Earrings? We saw in the movie she wants to do it!

Probably pierced all the boys ears

She doesn’t care how he dresses, as long as he doesn’t tell her how to dress either

Michael

He’s unsure but when asked will say bi

He’s still trying to come to terms with not being straight so he prefers S/O wearing more feminine things

(David rn: 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼)

F82/M18

Lucy

Straight

Supports everyone

Doesn’t understand why people care about who others date

F6/M94

Loves a man in a nice suit

Still nice if he wants to try typically feminine things

Just doesn’t seek out more feminine men

Max

Straight

One of the vampires who DO care

Like too much caring

Weirdly insecure and kills men who hit on him:[

Eats primarily female victims

Only supports if it’s one of his pack

More supportive of the boys straight interest though

The boys don’t give a fuck though and if they are dating a guy will purposely show more affection in front of him

F100/M0 (he definitely still thinks women shouldn’t wear pants I’m sorry but he’s old af)

Grandpa Emerson

Straight

He used to be a homophobe (he was raised in a very homophobic time)

Lucy has talked to him about being supportive since she was a teen

Finally gets that it doesn’t affect him and supports

F50/M50

She can wear whatever she wants as long as she’s happy

Sam

I can’t decide if he’s aroace or not bc he’s still early teen years, and he was more focused on stopping his brother from becoming a vampire then finding a date

If he is interested in anyone, it’s dudes

He had that poster in his room, and was making fun of Michael for chasing a girl

He also has more of a fashion sense then most men of the 80s (I’m not saying having a fashion sense makes you gay, I’m saying if writers in the 80s wanted to have a gay character w/o saying he’s gay, this is probably a trait they’d give him)

F20/M80

He feels like feminine clothing would “draw too much attention”

Like the mf doesn’t wear the most attention seeking clothing in Santa Carla

Alan

Bi? at most

Huge fem preference

F70/M30

I don’t think he’d like completely girly girls

But still wants a partner how dresses nice

He thinks everyone looks good in long, loose skirts and crop tops regardless of gender

Edgar

Straight as a ruler

Supports, but doesn’t really get it

If Sam came out to him he would probably ask if Sam was into him, but genuinely didn’t mean to be offensive

He just doesn’t know why he needs to know

F40/M60

He’s ok w/ a girl who dresses up sometimes, but if you’re vampire hunting with him you need to be able to move fast, maybe leave the dress or skirt for another time

Yes I put the younger 3 teens here. I’m only doing the bc I think at 14 you are aware of your preference, I know I was many ppl I know were

#the lost boys dwayne #the lost boys paul #the lost boys marko #the lost boys #the lost boys max #the lost boys star #the lost boys david #the lost boys Lucy #the lost boys michael #the lost boys grandpa emerson #tlb 1987 #tlb #the lost boys hc #the lost boys 1987 #glb tlb

[tiredstressedemotionalmess]

OK IT’S GOOD OMENS RANT TIME :DDD here are some of my favorite bits:

- aziraphale getting called various homophobic slurs by different people throughout the story (is he really that gay-looking? apparently so)

- the bentley turning any cassette into queen (that made me genuinely laugh out loud which is rare when i’m reading)

- the horsemen of the apocalypse being bikers, and how pestilence was replaced with pollution

- crowley’s entire existence

- also the part where he dumped holy water on the other demon from the doorframe. iconic

- also anathema is too cool for this world?? like who let her be that cool

there’s definitely more but that’s what i could think of from the top of my head :D anyway this is definitely in my top three standalone books and i fully intend to watch the show

YES OKAY FINALLY HAVE TIME TO ANSWER THIS ASK!!!!

GOOD OMENS MY ABSOLUTE BELOVED!!! AHHH!!!! IM SO HAPPY YOU LIKED IT BC IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET ONE OF MY FRIENDS TO READ IT FOR *YEARS* AND SHE STILL HASNT 😭 BUT ITS LITERALLY SO GOOD THO IM SO EXCITED NIW THAT IK YOUVE READ IT

honestly the bit abt the bentley turning every cassette into queen is probably one of my favorite parts of the book gdhgdhgd and i love aziraphale in that scene too and im so mad i dont have my copy with me rn bc theres this one line at that part im pretty sure which always makes me DIE laughing and i CANT REMEMBER WHAT IT US AND ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY

but anyways YES crowley SO ICONIC for the holy water scene. also fucking obsessed with him putting "the fear of god" into his plants i just- i love him so much everything abt his is wonderful

ANATHEMA MY BELOVED SUCH AN UNDERRATED CHARACTER IMO I WANNA BE HER BUT ALSO SHE IS MY WIFE

dude ur gonna love the show when you watch it its SO GOOD and its like. one of the best book to screen adaptations ive ever seen. its not exactly alike but the differences just make it all the better and it makes *sense* for the story and the medium and just- yeah ur gonna love it!! and season two is in the works which i cannot think abt for too long bc i will start screaming but yeah :D

#asks #good omens #god i really gotta get my copy back from my friend #shes had it for like two years now. still hasnt read it. im gonna steal it back from her i stg

[storiesofsvu]

law and order thoughts/spoilers

as usual, they're out of order thanks to citytv airing them weird, but OC/og/svu, here we go!

HATE that city tv airs these out of order. I would love to see SVU at the same time as everyone else for fucking once.

We stan a bad bitch wife. Even if she is the real villain. And this seems to be the theme of OC. But also why is this bitch’s hair always GEL SLICKED down like this?? -- WAS THAT A GAY THOUGHT?! OMG—

OKAY NOT THIS BITCH. THE DR WHO HARVESTED ORGANS WITHOUT PARENTAL CONSENT!?!!? Fuck…get your extra’s straight PLEASE

Okay. I GET Denise’s pov when it comes to this shit, ESP with Ayanna missing handoff time for what I’m guessing is not the first time post split. But like, why must we bury our gays yet again. Why can’t we just have a fucking happy lgbt relationship SOMEWHERE on one of these shows???

“two people aren’t that close for that long and never sleep together.” Stabler: “you sure about that?”

LOOOOOOLLLLLLL as much as I don’t want EO together at this point, I do love all the little easter eggs that they toss into the shows this season

Ayanna really not fucking around with these rats and girl… I fucking feel you

Course she lied to the police, saw that one coming. Like, this bitch is not dumb, she clearly would’ve dumped the phone and is going to help this guy, like, come on guys…

This bitch is gonna be dead before you get to the Canadian border…

OH SHIT. THIS I DID NOT SEE COMING. Shiiiiitttttt

I’m way more invested in this than I thought I would be. As usual, I think it’s because of Ayanna

Bruh, she’s better at de-escalation than olivia is, I said it.

This man is a CHILD. Like…a CHILD. I’m over him being the main villain of this season I’m over him, please let this only last half a season PLEASE.

I was JUST about to say “man, I think I liked this ep so much because there was so little Stabler” and then he goes and rage punches a mirror in a public bar bathroom. Bruh. You better be paying for that….

**

Mothership time!

Okay… wait… the girl Nolan was with… I could SWEAR that’s kat’s cousin/sister/whatever….but shit aint up on imbd yet so someone remind me to look this up later.

Also…did we *really* need t have two vicious subway attacks two weeks in a row guys??

Also also….sir… you are not a cop..you do not have a weapon…why are you running *toward* the shooting.

Great acting though dude, props to the shaky hands looking legit.

Cosgrove: where the hell did he go? Bruh… you’re asking that like you were in hot pursuit… he’s LONG GONE

 All they need to do to prove this wasn’t the shooter is run a quick gsr test… like…stop pushing that angle and work the other ones.

ROSSI??!! Jfc… lololol

Okay I’m 99% sure lacey’s mom was a vic on svu….like I get it, there are only so many actors, esp for extras and in nyc but like…cmon.. lololol (sidebar: I need imdb to update pls) (update: its not lol)

I bet that they didn’t tell the mom that kate knows sign and all of this could be thrown out by a lawyer later on, though they could claim its just lip reading but like, she did invoke and a good attorney would throw hands over this. (even if they’re not associated…I cant remember the proper word rn lol)

ACCOMPLIASE! THAT’S THE WORD!

Listen… I just don’t like jack mccoy. I don’t know why. And it’s more him in the new season, didn’t mind him in the earlier svu eps (minus him threatening casey’s licence multiple times but at least Donnelly had her back)

God Sam’s so fucking hot. I may need to rewatch the last season so I can accurately start writing for her… and that RED. PLEASE!?!

Okay Nolan and this other attorney defs fucked/dated in the past. There’s no questioning it

TAKING THE JURY ON THE TRAIN!?? Well…never seen this shit before…(I wasn’t paying attention prior to the train so like, if that was some weird imagine thing, pardon me lol) but like DAMN.

I need to have a couple of eps without Nolan. I want to see Sam take first chair or a solo case.

Yeah they definitely dated…

Okay that episode was heavy.. if you’re going to watch, be known that it could defs be triggering, both the opening segment, the main living victim’s testimony and the jury on the crime scene train was all a LOT

**

SVU fucking finally. Bring me my babies please!!

Therapy! Thank fucking god! I mean, she’d obvi have to be post shooting, but like, still. Thank fuck

Okay this amanda does seem like more early season amanda, like, the defensiveness, the closed off, please don’t be that closed off with your friends or carisi pls.

But also like, fuck. How hard it must be to deal with what happened when you’re at home with the girls when you can’t pick either of them up because there’s a hole in your stomach….

“we bring HOME” ???!!!! SO THEY LIVE TOGETHER NOW, RIGHT!?? UGH. THE CUTENESS. I ADORE PAPA CARISI

Okay I cant decide if amanda would be all over this case because of her obsession with social media/reality tv and the like, or if she would just roll her eyes at the way the girl was acting because she’s done that shit in the past like with… skye…I cant remember her real name but when the vics don’t see themselves as vics or want help amanda usually shoves them away

“she’s a millennial, they’re entitled” OUCH OLIVIA, OUCH.

YES!! MUNCY! YES!! I LOOVE when they bring in actors reality’s into their characters (and molly’s a huge sports fan)

Yeah right, “my daughter’s a huge fan” amanda?! Please. It’s you.

Girl…if you wanted to not be followed and not stand out why tf are you wearing a BRIGHT pink hoodie??

Liv looking *fire* thank god this season did her so much better

Ugh COUCH CUDDLES GOD LORD HEY ARE FEEDIN US WELL

Would have been made 10000 times better IF she was wearing the Fordham hoodie

Oh jesus fucking christ. I stand by what I said earlier; amanda could never have been coping through this without having someone else helping her with the kids cause she is not okay…

That ring is not gorgeous. It looks like a cheap ass plastic kids toy ring

This case is giving me major Spousal Privilege vibes.

Okay that *is* Tensley Addams mom…

HAAAAA!! I KNEW THE WARDROBE ADVICE WAS COMING lololol. Like, nick got told to shave INSTANTLY, this girls been walking around in jeans and baggy hoodies for way too long now.

Okay, I know this is “based” off the depp/heard case, and honestly, I’m (so far) super happy with the way they’ve done it. It could’ve been a LOT more obvious and this is like, the right way of taking “ripped from the headlines” and making it into a plot bunny for an actual episode.

Im sorry… THAT’S austin’s lawyer?!?! The so called “most expensive, best lawyer in the city?” ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? No.. absolutely not. (and this isn’t even me being salty about rita not being around…this is just be thinking there’s no way she’s the best he could get…) (and no offence to her, it’s the costuming choice in her first scene…bruh…no..) (arraignment outfit much better)

YES!! YES!! THEY LIVE TOGETHER!!! (also there was so definitely more to that office scene and they cut it… FUCK)

Theres something going on with the red pants in the gallery, theres too many of them to it not be a thing…

 Okay, I was right for the red pants

She can’t close the courtroom??? Seriously?? I thought that was a thing? And was honestly already wondering why the gallery wasn’t cleared.

Eeeeecckkk I know carisi is doing exactly what he needs to for court, but like…that argument would be something that would directly affect and hurt amanda, esp the state she’s in rn. Thankfully, I don’t see her in the courtroom so at least she wasn’t witness to that…

THAT ROLIVIA SCENE OH MY GOD PERFECTION

So…the girl asks for a back exit from the precinct cause she think papp’s followed her, but she walks out the front stairs of the courthouse post verdict???

How tall is this kid!?? Like he’s bigger than carisi?!

Okay, we were fed WELL tonight besties. I am so thankful to finally see amanda realizing what her issues are and dealing with them while having the full support of her (presumably) closest friend liv and her love, like, this is healing, this is growth and progress. Do I hate that she’s going to leave in a few eps? Absolutely. But this is so much better than the past.

This week had yet another great episode.

#law and order #law and order svu #law and order special victims unit #law and order organized crime #rollisi #rolivia #olivia benson #amanda rollins #sonny carisi #svu

[kaijuconfessions]

Even though I’m asexual and usually tell that upfront to people I’ve had a lot of scary sexual experiences where I honestly thought I was gonna be raped. I’ve been too scared to tell anyone irl but I feel like the reason why I can’t make friends anymore is because I’m too scared it will become sexual. I think it was probably one of the things other than my then xtian fundamentalist parents that triggered my schizophrenia. This is part 1, and just some of the homosexual ones. I think if I recount all of them it would be too traumatizing. And fyi, all of these dudes except #1 (bisexual) #2 (probably gay) are or claim to be straight. They’re dating or married to women rn

(1) my second closest friend from high school masturabted in front of me when we went camping and kept saying he wanted me in him so bad. After that if I ever slept near him he would reach his hand down my pants and stroke my dick when he thought I fell asleep while planting himself on my chest when I woke up so it would be hard for me to push him off

(2) one of the special needs kids from high school went into my stall in the bathroom, locked the door behind him and forcibly kissed me on the lips with tongue. He was surprisingly strong and hard to push off even though he was shorter and scrawny

(3) a turkish dude in the apartment next to mine told me he thought my lips were pretty one day and that he wanted to masturbate with me in our apartment’s elevator. He grabbed me pulled me really close and stared really deep into my eyes. He was a really strong dude so I couldn’t escape his grasp until he let go like 10 seconds later

(4) there was a kid who used to bully me in middle school whose best friend ended up becoming my third closest friend in high school. He had a frenemy kind of relationship with me since. after school one day when there was no one around, he grabbed me by the neck from behind and said he dreamed of strangling me while fucking me in the ass so often. He tried to kiss me but I ran.

(5) had a friend in undergrad who did hard + weird drugs and got drunk often. One night I found him naked in his dorm really drunk and he pulled me down to his dick and said he wanted to piss in my mouth. I moved out of the way in time but he did piss on the floor. I think he only did it only cause he was drunk but it’s still scary to recall

(6) my former best friend had a really odd demand to always sleep cuddling me while just wearing his underwear. I told him a few times I wasn’t comfortable with it, but he always guilted me by saying he was my best friend and I shouldn’t feel shy to be emotionally close with him. He also forced me to keep a picture of him in my wallet, and checked every time I saw him to make sure I had it. It felt especially weird because he was dating a woman who looked similar to me at the same time. I cut off contact with him after that

For a lot of years, I brushed it of as people just trying to bully me, but I realized all of this happened in private with no one else looking and it was always with people who were genuinely close to me (which is hard for my schizophrenic ass to comprehend). And when my parents stopped being fundamentalist because half their church died from covid, they became more open with me and told me one day that I’m a good looking person and were surprised I hadn’t dated anyone yet and that they hadn’t bothered to arrange a marriage for me (which I assumed they were doing since I’m Indian, everyone in my family does it even the ones in America, and they were looking for someone for my sister even though she’s secretly gay) cause they thought I’d just find someone on my own. My dad also confessed that he told me my smile was ugly when I was little since he was worried I would attract unwanted attention. I think that’s when I realized that people probably actually meant what they were doing and they weren’t just jokes. Honestly, deep inside I still feel I don’t know if they were kidding or if it was real. It makes it impossible for me to emotionally process what happened

Also, when I asked a former friend in middle school if she thought I was attractive (before any of the above happened, since I was an insecure boy), she said ‘I could see how you could be attractive to some people’. I always thought she was trying to say I was ugly in a nice way, but I think she may have been a white supremacist since she hated her dark skinned Puerto Rican mom and I found on facebook that she moved to Wisconsin to marry a skinhead

Edit: actually, I’ll send part 2 another time (or maybe not). Writing this has put my brain through the wringers since it’s been years since I’ve recalled this stuff

Holy shit anon I’m so sorry

[zero-braincells-left]

What are your thoughts on each clone?

oh boy,, ima just say the active ones. also my thoughts r NOT coherent (I also prolly won’t answer any other asks like this for a bit, sorry)

vibings: holy shit is bro okay. tbh I don’t think abt them that much but I do think they’re underrated, especially for being the first clones,, such angst potential too <3

justs: my first clone!! god i love him. it was supposed to be silly but then he died and now the romance arc and and and a— (angst. also yea he’s so gay for xela wtf. idk what to say about him tho)

unjust: what a fucking loser I hate him so much /pos /lh. no but like he’s my favorite he’s essentially just the Maverick but canonically so angsty and hhhsuhbshubsuhbehubehubeuhdhubdhundu(ndhindhundhusbhusbuhsbuhsbhuebnsuhnsuhndihndhidni(sinnshinnshinshidn

xela: another one of mine.. he’s kinda sad but it’s okay. ROMANCE ARC ROMANCE ARC R

viling: 1. she’s so pretty 2. gaslight gatekeep girlboss ig 3. she’s a horrible person but I love her anyways <3

al3x: also my clone.. I don’t think I can put into words my opinion on him but. they have so much angst potential guys you just have to trust me on this

vining: also very underrated,, just a chill dude (gender neutral) ig

vibing-j: also also also mine!! ghhhhsbsubbsugbshubsuhsb I love him. it was supposed to be my one not angsty clone but here we are… also prolly the one I relate to the most, haha

IS: it’s friendship with justs means everything to me bro… it’s so silly and definitely to naive but it is learning!! so silly <33

not: horrible person. love him too tho. also a certified silly guy™️

only: I love her too but like,,, she’s gotta learn the horrors one day 😔😔

I’m so sure I forgot some clones that I have opinions on but I can’t think rn

#zero answers asks #alex and his various mini hims

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Been neglecting this acct for posting lately sorry! But I got an idea today as I’m stuck baby sitting my three nephews and they don’t have an ac and it got to the 90s aaand my middle nephew has a habit of taking screens off so we had to child lock all the windows so they were barley open an inch.

My point being. I got inspired in my heat induced crashes thru the day and one of rn as they’re finally are all asleep and I’m sitting on the couch dying (I opened their windows once they fell asleep) but I got the idea..

Okay so it’s for Billy being a prideful little fucker, he gets kicked out of Neils in a heated argument when he finds some mags he was hiding that were gay. “Shouldn’t have been goin thru my room in the first place”-

“This is MY room MY house- blah blah blah- DONT LIKE IT LEAVE F-“

“Fine.”

And he does buuut it’s close to summer aaaand he didn’t have money saved up so maybe he has no place to sleep but his car and then the dead of Summer comes and he ends up with heat stroke or something around Steve and because Steve’s a trained lifeguard too, of course he knows proper measures and takes them. Helps him out, to which Billy is grateful but embarrassed about.

“Musta jus been low blood sugar or somethin.. mixed with the heat”

“Low blood sugar?.. if you have issues with that sort of thing you should keep something on you-“

“Ugh- no, I don’t- I just- well- never mind, thanks”

“Well then, what do you mean”

“Forget it, I don’t wanna get into it all, and of all people, with you. I think I’ve embarrassed myself enough for one day”

“How is getting heat stroke embarrassing- or low blood sugar for that matter” Steve laughs

Billy hums, “iwknow.. just is.”

“Well, it shouldn’t be..” Steve adds not knowing what to say (was he trying to comfort Billy, even?..)

Billy only swallows, awkwardly, sighing, still lost to the heat, feeling sleepy, too much so to feel anything else as he lets his head just rest to the side on the head rest. Looking up to Steve.

“Come on, man.. what’s up? You good?” Steve asks, a little concerned, cause Billy still wasn’t lookin great.

Billy thinks for a moment, or, well, pauses as his head thrums, before he sighs again. “Got kicked out. Haven’t had enough money for gas let alone food or a motel for some damn ac.”

“Oh.. I see.” Steve says “well…. Fuck, that sucks, I’m sorry to hear that.”

Billy rocks his head to turn away from him and forward for the sake of comfort.

Steve gulps, muttering to himself a quick “fuck me- can’t believe-“…. He clears his throat, speaking up, “ugh.. listen, man, if- if you need a place to stay for a while my parents are out of town for business trips a lot- wouldn’t even notice. Ac, food.. a guest bed.. I mean, no pressure, I’m jus sayin-“

“Fuck- Harrington, y-you serious?!.. “ he asks finding energy to perk up at this.

“Well.. yeah, I mean, I’m not a dick.. i can’t just leave ya like this.. so-“

“Y- hell yeah! Fuck man- you- wow- really?.. thank you! I’ll find a place to stay w-“

“It’s not even that serious, dude.. really.. it’ll be nice actually, to not teeter between the silence of being alone or rager parties.. so.. yeah, jus follow me” he taps the top of the car and turns to go to his own.

(Ima maybe write a one shot with this idk lol I always lose the posts tbh)

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