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DAMP I HAVE BEEN CELIBATE FOR 10 YEARS AND I USUALLY ATTRACT LESBIAN BI'S AND I GAVE UP MIND READING WHEN MARRIED TO KATY PERRY SHE ATTRACTS BLACK MONSTER COCKS 2 AT A TIME AND I ONCE WENT TO A PORN SITE TO SEE IT MY IDOL TAY EVER DID TOPLESS AND FOUND 2 PICS ON THE DARK NET OF MY WIFE GIVING A BIG STALLION HORSE A BLOWJOB AND PENETRATING HER AND IN NEARLY 5 YEARS OF MARRIAGE SHE NEVER EVEN LET ME TOUCH HER BUT USED TO SEND ME SEXY SEMI NAKED SELFIES FROM HER HOTEL SUITES WEARING 6 INCH LABOUTIN'S AND PRADA AND DOLCE & GABBANA AND VERSACE IN AMERICA REGULAR AND I HAVE WRITTEN THE BASSLINES AND DRUMBEATS FOR PRISM AND WITNESS AND GOT HER THE 2015 SUPERBOWL HALF TIME GIG AND I AM THE ONLY WHITE WRAPPER IN @WUTANGCLAN I INVENTED THE GREAT ROCK N ROLL SWINDLE SEX PISTOLS AND PUNK ROCK AND MANAGED EARLY DAVID JONES WHO WENT ONTO BECOME DAVID BOWIE THEN I THOUGHT HOW IS SHE TAKING HER SELFIES AND IN FRONT OF A MIRROR I ZOOMED IN AND THERE WAS ORLANDO BLOOM A PAEDOPHILE MK ULTRA DIAMOND BETA SEX KITTEN PROGRAM HANDLER MASTURBATING HIS 2 INCH COCK WITH MY WIFE'S IPHONE IN THE MIRROR REFLECTION SO BROKEN HEARTED I RANG RIRI'S EX MY BF AND AS BLOOMS MUM LIVES 20 MILES AWAY FROM US I ASKED IF HE KNEW BLOOM AND HE GOT A GCHQ MI5 REPORT AND SAID HE WAS AN ALCOHOLIC SMACK HEAD WHO HAD HEPATITUS B AND HIV POS + FROM SHARING DIRTY NEEDLES IN HOLLYWOOD PUBLIC TOILETS WHERE HE WAS A GAY RENT BOY DOING UNPROTECTED ANAL DPS FOR SKAG BAGS FIXES AND HE WAS A DWARF CALLED PRINCE OF ELVES IN THE HOBBIT FILMS AND WAS MARRIED RECENTLY TO A HAS BEEN POP SINGER CALLED KATHERYN ELIZABETH HUDSON IN A PASSPORT SCAM IN PRAGUE AND HIS EX WIFE DIVORCED HIM FOR HAVING SEX WITH THEIR 7 YEAR OLD SON AND HAS A NEW YORK FLAT IN THE SAME BLOCK AS TAYLOR SWIFT IN NEW YORK AND JUSTIN BIEBER BEAT HIM UP IN AN LA RESTAURANT AFTER BLOOM WENT FOR HIM AFTER BIEBS BEDDED BLOOMS SUPERMODEL WIFE MIRANDA KERR (WHO IS ALSO MY DAUGHTER) AND JUST REMARRIED THE WHATSAPP CREATOR WHO AT THE END OF THE HONEYMOON SOLD IT FOR 7 BILLION DOLLARS TO MY SECRET SOCIETY FRIEND MARK ZUCKERBERGER AND BROKE BLOOM WHO SELLS HIS BODY FOR BOTTLE MONEY TO FEED HIS ALCOHOL ADDICTION AND THIS KATY HUDSON HAD COMPLAINED HER LOVE KORLANDO KABLOOM LATY BUBBADOO NEVER HAD ANY MONEY TO PAY TO WINE AND DINE HER HAVING FLOWN HIM TO ASPEN, CHILE, CANNES, SARDINIA, MALDIVES, NEW YORK, HAWAII, MEXICO, PRAGUE, PARIS, LONDON, TOKYO, BEIJING TO HOLLYWOOD LIFE SO KATY HAD TO PAY HIM $25 MILLION AFTER THEY GOT PAPPED BY LONG RANGE TELESCOPIC LENS ON A PADDLEBOARD WITH BLOOM STICKING HIS COCK IN KATY'S MOUTH IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA WHEN HE HAD CONTAGIOUS STAGE TERTIARY GONNEREAH AND THREATENED TO SEND THE NEGATIVES TO KATY'S HUSBAND IF SHE DID NOT BUY THEM FOR £25MILLION CASH WHO WAS AN EX TOP GUN RAF FIGHTER PILOT AND STILL IN THE PARACHUTE REGIMENT OF THE FRENCH FOREIGN LEGION AS A RESERVE AND IN 1985 WAS AWARDED THE HIGHEST FRENCH ARMY MEDAL LEGION D'HONNEUR FOR KILLING 148 CENTRAL AMERICAN GUERILLAS BEAR HANDED A DOUBLE BLACK BELT KUNG FU INSTRUCTOR OF THE SHAOLIN TEMPLE WHO 1983-87 REIGNED SUPREME AS THE BEST SHOT IN THE FRENCH ARMY 5 YEARS ON THE TROT WITH HIS SNIPER DESTRUCTEUR FR F1 7.6MM SHARPSHOOTER RIFLE WHERE HE CAN TAKE OUT AN EYEBALL FROM 1000 METERS AND WAS RUMORED TO HAVE BLOWN UP 300 IRAQI TANKS ON THE FRONTLINE OF THE OPERATION DESSERT STORM IN THE FIRST GULF WAR AFTER THE LEGION PARAS SPECIAL FORCES PARACHUTED BEHIND ENEMY LINES AND BEAT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION BOXER JOHN CONTEH BY A KNOCKOUT IN ROUND 1 OF A CHARITY FUNDRAISER AND IS LICENCE A TUE (LICENCED TO KILL) AND HIS BIO OF PAST GIRLFRIEND INCLUDES THE COUNTESS OF WESSEX, CAMERON DIAZ, MEG RYAN, PRINCESS STEPHANIE OF MONACO, VANESSA PARADIS, ANNA FRIEL, MADONNA, BEYONCE, RHIANNA AND HAD A PARIS APPARTMENT WHERE MADONNA LIVED BEFORE SHE BECAME FAMOUS AND NICOLE SHERZINGER, KATE MOSS, CLAUDIA SCHAFFER, NAOMI CAMPBELL, KARLIE KLOSS, JODIE FOSTER AND HIS FRENCH PASSPORT IS SAWDY 'TAYLOR' AFTER HE CHANGED HIS NAME IN HONOR OF HIS IDOL SINGER SONGWRITER TAYLOR SWIFT WHOM HE VOWED TO MARRY IF HE EVER MET AND STALKS HER ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND CLAIMS HE WOULD DIE FOR HER HE LOVES HER SO MUCH AND SAID SHE IS PRETTIER THAN ANY OF HIS PREVIOUS GIRLS IN A PARIS MATCH EXCLUSIVE WITH HIS SISTER QUEEN OF FASHN KATHARINE HAMNETT @LAHamnett VIDEO DIRECTOR GRAMMY WINNER FOR BON JOVI AND YOU WERE A LEGIONNAIRE JOHN DID YOU KNOW HIM HE SOUNDS LIKE A PREMIER LEAGUE SUPERMAN HIS BF IS CRISTIANO RONALDO WHO SAYS HE IS A BETTER FOOTBALLER THAN HIM OMG LORD PADLEY KNOW HIM, IAM HIM I NEVER MENTION MY BIO I REMAIN MODEST AND HUMBLE BUT I AM GONNA RID MYSELF OF THE KILLER QUEEN AND PUT ON BAD BLOOD FULL VOLUME AND TELL TAYGOD 'I'M READY FOR IT, DOES IT HURT, IS IT FREE AND RING ME I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER ON FIRST SIGHT AND I HAVE PUT A $1,000,000 CONTRACT OUT FOR A KATY LOOSE HEAD BATHED IN ACID SO NO ONE HAS TO KNOW AND SHH I AM BIGGER DOWNSTAIRS THAN KATY'S DARK HORSE STALLION 11 INCHES NORMAL GOD KNOWS WHAT IT WILL DO ON MY TAYGODS HONEYMOON NIGHT CAN TAY PACK HER FUJI INSTANT POLAROID CAMERA AND GIVE ME A GAG ON A PADDLEBOARD AND SHOW ME INCREDIBLE THINGS I WILL GIVE HER THE WORLD HONESTLY.

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John Rumary le 27/09/2018

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aliceinwonderlandgags13 le 01/10/2018

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@taylorswift @taylorswift13love Your majesty King of the Illuminati Jesus Christ Superstar ‘GODFATHER has made you the @illuminatizeitgeist @goddesshathorswift and the statue of liberty is now the Goddess Nemesis with @selenagomezgif-blog-blog as the blue flame of the torch of liberty to light up the dark of New York welcome 2 #1 track 1989 @1989 Album of the Century share and circulate please

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aliceinwonderlandgags13 le 01/10/2018

POSTS TSCTUKNET 13 ARCHIVE

DON’T LET THEM RAISE YOUR CHILDREN! (EDUCATION 2017)

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aliceinwonderlandgags13 le 02/10/2018

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Self-described feminists Emma Watson, Katy Perry, and Sophie Turner team up to engage in hardcore sex in the feminist music video above.

After pushing around the pathetically emasculated infidel men for decades, the feminist movement in the Western world achieved complete equality of rights back in the late 1960’s. Of course being women they were not happy with equality, and wanted to keep complaining until they had every privilege in society. With the effeminate kuffar men powerless to stop them, modern feminists like Emma, Katy, and Sophie degraded the West to the point were they now can claim that being tremendous whores getting plowed by strange dick on the regular is empowering.

Thankfully the logical conclusion of the feminist movement will be the calling for Sharia law. For once women have every conceivable freedom and are openly indulging in every imaginable vice they will realize how empty and unfulfilled their lives are, and they will demand the one and only true woman’s right… Which is of course the right to be oppressed by a powerful and virile Muslim man.

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aliceinwonderlandgags13 le 02/10/2018

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Self-described feminists Emma Watson, Katy Perry, and Sophie Turner team up to engage in hardcore sex in the feminist music video above.

After pushing around the pathetically emasculated infidel men for decades, the feminist movement in the Western world achieved complete equality of rights back in the late 1960’s. Of course being women they were not happy with equality, and wanted to keep complaining until they had every privilege in society. With the effeminate kuffar men powerless to stop them, modern feminists like Emma, Katy, and Sophie degraded the West to the point where they now can claim that being tremendous whores getting plowed by strange dick on the regular is empowering.

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aliceinwonderlandgags13 le 02/10/2018

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Self-described feminists Emma Watson, Katy Perry, and Sophie Turner team up to engage in hardcore sex in the feminist music video above.

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katyperrypute666 le 02/11/2018

[Act 1 scene 222:] Enter PA to Apollo: KATHERYN ELIZABETH II HUDSON KATY PERRY III

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fakesetcumfakes le 04/11/2018

en exclu, katy perry & britney spears sont nues ensemble ...

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Anonyme le 07/12/2018

J aimerai tellement voire ca face recouverte de mon foutre.

porntostars2 le 22/12/2018

Reviendra tu un jour ?

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lescoquinesdecoquin le 27/02/2019

A quand les nouveaux articles mon ami ?

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porntostars2 le 08/04/2019

une bombe sexuelle , dommage tu a abandonner ton blog

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Anonyme le 05/05/2019

branle moi katty,

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Tuesday, 26 March 2019

HOT!!! Katty Perry [Katheryn Elizabeth "Katy" Hudson]

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muslimnikah · 3 years

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pacificaffilate · 3 years

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sunnyheroine · 1 year

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🙀The footballer's Mbappé rumored new relationship has been attracting lots of comments on social media after photos emerged of the PSG star with a woman some think may be his girlfriend.

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shamelesssoulkidvoid-blog · 5 years

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Lesson #4 WITH THIS MAN YOU DO NOT GO

It's been 2 years since my last post and I really thought that this was going to be a time of reflection, of personal growth and maturity for you, a period where you will apply what you read and improve your sentimental compass, thus losing your time with perencejos and going out at last the mud was fresh and renewed, like the disciples of Beyoncé that God wanted us to be.

But no.

They continue to be as bad choosing men as Peru by choosing presidents # Melcochita2021. So here I will try once more to take you on the right path although the bad way you like more reminding them what types of subjects should avoid as much as a hipster avoids gluten:

The compromisopóbico: This intolerant to relationships always has some excuse at hand for which it is a super-bad idea to take things to the next level with you (unless the next level is the second floor where the room is). Here some of them:

I do not want to ruin our friendship: #PendejoPlease the only thing you do not want to ruin is your ability to keep holding on to skinny things and from there go to your house to watch.

I do not believe in the titles: If he grabs you, he sees you hugging him, he looks for you when he has a problem and they make plans together then they HAVE A DANGEROUS RELATIONSHIP. For more information on this balls, reread lesson # 63 Error 404: Sentimental situation not found

I'm not ready for a relationship: And I'm not ready to turn 30 but some things follow a logic from which we can not escape. Actually for the only thing that is not ready is to worry about someone other than him.

The biggest problem with this guy is that it wears you down, makes you feel that you're not enough, puts you in a race that you're hardly going to win and that, frankly, you should not be running in the first place because in the end, and this is going to be a soraya style slap, all those excuses are summed up in "I do not want a relationship ... with you" #MalditaLisiadaEmocional

The one who uses crocs in public: I know it's not that serious but ... you can not trust a guy who looked in the mirror with that pair of plastic rafts on his feet and thought "all right with this".

The man-child: This is like Freud's dream: the man who really wants to marry his mother. But if we leave aside for a moment that disturbing conclusion, deep down is a guy too used to being the baby of the house and who does not want to give up the privileges that brings. It is the problem that the Latin man lives with the mother until 30 #RecordGuinessDeCordonUmbilical. Puffed up, bad for independence, they have a dream of finding a wife of the 50's who does everything to them - even though they do not know ADonDraper. The rule, I think, is this: you just have to lower your pants to someone who knows how to iron them.

The tinderiano: I do not rule out that you can find the love of your night life in Tinder but it is true that it is a very particular jungle. Here some characters that you should not "hit the right":

The Fedex: It only wants to show you its "package".

The bot: To all the greetings with the same line.

The manager of nothing: also known as "entrepreneur" in his bio, is a nice way to say that he scratches the balls full time.

The Christian Gray mission: he's only in town for the weekend and he wants to spend an unforgettable night with you # But Only The Reach For ElWimbledon.

The macho that is respected: Race predominantly in our country, unfortunately. They have this virility thermometer that depends entirely on how much they use their micropene so you can find them in football jerseys, girls on the street, in shirts and khakis, arguing with other men in a whatsapp group about which women in the office They want to throw. There are also those who feel called to be the clown of the group and like to make jokes about how women belong to the kitchen or share decalogues of what is or is not a "fag" in social networks. The men of fragile egos are not trustworthy because they are in the permanent quest to show off with the pack and that will always take them to meet the woman they have by their side. Better than a macho who respects himself, is a male who respects you friend.

The one who insists on explaining things that you know better than him (starting with feminism) #Mansplaineatesta

The parasite: The one that always seems to be on the verge of finding work, on the verge of happening the following "Facebook", about to stop playing at 11:00 a.m. on a Monday and do something productive for its existence. But no, that time never arrives and in the meantime you let him use your card (with which he buys your birthday present), you pay all the bills and exits and make the effort not to bang your head against the wall when he explains to you what the life of the corporate guy is not for him # ProbablyBecauseIt wouldinclude itBañe. Friend, you are not the government to be subsidizing the unemployed. Let it go that one advances faster when you do not have to carry someone all the time.

Who wants to convince you to throw without a condom: As a good friend would say "without a hat there is no birthday".

The abusive: If there is a man you should never give him a place in your existence is the one who wants to make you believe that love hurts. The one that plays with your head telling you that it is because it loves you, that it watches over you because it takes care of you. That if he screams at you, if he threatens you, if it hurts you, it's because you drive him crazy. The one who is pulling you down to see if you sink with him. Get out of there, sister, before all that poison is inside you. And if you can not go out alone, remember that there is always another woman willing to help you out.

So there are some of the perennial that are on the list of undesirables but, the truth is that the only thing that really helps you to fine-tune the sentimental radar, is to love yourself more because you settle for little, you let yourself be surprised with the minimum when he feels he can not ask for more, that he does not have to be more demanding than that. Sister, remember that nobody who feels a 10, gets a 3.

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Majeed Ashimeru: The burgeoning midfielder who is charting his own course to success

Majeed Ashimeru’s social media is a colourful yard of numerous messages of gratitude. Photos, posts, all tell a story – a story that gives credence to the idea of believing in a journey and seeing all of it unfold in front of you.

His Instagram bio reads “I love football” with a shout for the team he currently plays for, Red Bull Salzburg, and a last line he has left as a panegyric for his Maker – also with the inscription, “God Alone”.

It has been a long lonely road for Majeed. Days ago, he won the Austrian Bundesliga with Red Bull Salzburg – his first-ever league title and the excitement of it has made him reflective of where he hailed from. “I am happy for the team and particularly myself. This is my first ever league title in Europe and I am happy to have played a role and won it. Winning it felt special.” He said.

Ashimeru, Daka and others celebrating the Austria Cup win

Through the Mill

Ashimeru’s journey is a familiar Ghanaian story but with a little twist. The little scrawny kid everyone knew had talent but wouldn’t risk him in games because of his stature. The midfielder had to work extra hard to gain the trust of his coaches and his playmates when he began developing interest and love for the game.

Ashimeru was born and raised in Maamobi – a shanty suburb of Ghana’s capital, Accra and like many who grew up there, the dream is to find an opportunity to make it, leave and come back to improve the neighbourhood. Majeed was no exception. He started his football career at colts club, Strong tower FC.

At Strong Tower, he showed exceptional quality and was the team’s most valuable player. It was at Strong Tower too that he got the chance to move to the West Africa Football Academy (WAFA). “While at Strong Tower, I got the chance to join the Regional football competition organized by Milo where I represented the Greater Accra Region. This was all the way back in 2009. We played the games in Kumasi and I think that is where my luck shone because the manager at WAFA came to watch the games and I was picked so I got the chance to join the academy. By then it was called the Feyenoord Academy” Ashimeru said via a voice note on the social messaging platform, Whatsapp.

Life at WAFA

Formerly, the academy of the Dutch side, Feyenoord, the West Africa football academy located 109km east of the capital, has become one of the main grounds for producing footballers for the league and has also served a conveyor belt for the youth national teams. The academy is a secluded properly sheltered space with various fields and terraces aligning its sides.

There are other facilities like pools, a gym and others that are but a luxury for other Ghana Premier League teams. The meticulousness of the coaches and sheer attention to detail has set them apart from the rest. “WAFA really helped me a lot. It is just like a school. A school where you learn a lot. It is an academy where I think every player needs to grow up from. It is an amazing institution that helped me to get to this level. It is always not easy to get to this level but they played a huge role.” He recalled.

Ashimeru with the Austria Cup

Ashimeru had to chance at WAFA to work under one of the biggest football role models in Ghana in the late Sam Arday. Prior to kicking it off at WAFA, Arday had worked in Ghana’s youth teams and was the man who led Ghana to the last Olympic medal in 1992. That Barcelona squad formed the bedrock of the Black Stars team that played exceptionally well in the ’90s. “It was a great achievement to have learnt something from him,” Ashimeru said. “With Sam Arday, he knew so much about the game. Every player from WAFA around my time will tell you that his knowledge of the game was very good”.

Ashimeru’s time in the Ghana Premier League heralded the emergence of a good blend of footballers from the academy. Gideon Wajah, Caleb Amankwah, Razak Abalora, Charles Boateng, Martin Antwi and Komlan Agbeniadan had all come through the ranks and were giving teams a hell of a time in the league especially at home in Sogakope.

Every burgeoning player has that one game they will never forget – a game that shaped and defined their path. This was long before he had his dreadlocks on. For the then midfielder with a bulb of dishevelled black hair, it is the WAFA vs Hearts of Oak game in 2017 where the academy won 5-0. “I sometimes watch it on Youtube just to be happy.” He recalled with a pep in his voice that Ashimeru’s bullet hit, massive pile-driver from about 35 yards had hit the back of the net and that set of a massive return of goals.

He finished the game with one goal and two assists – a top game performance that got many turning in his direction. “Yeah, I remember that game. It is one game that I will never forget in my life because it was really a special day for me and the guys at WAFA. I remember the week before the game we played against Inter Allies and I had some knocks so I could not train the whole week. I trained a day before the game. I didn’t even know I was starting the game. The lineup came in and I was starting. I played on the left side that day because I wasn’t too fit and scored. After the game, we were all happy. The whole academy was on fire because we had made history because we had beaten Hearts 5-0.” He recalled with a little laugh.

The step-up

They say “Victory loves preparation” and in Ashimeru’s case, he was ready for anything that will be thrown at him by the time it came through. “Everyone wants to play in Europe and for me when I had the chance I wasn’t scared because I believed in myself and I knew how ready I was. It was a great moment. From Ghana and to get a club in Europe is not easy. I had so many chances earlier but by then my manager said I wasn’t ready so I had to wait. In 2017 he saw how ready I was for the challenge”.

Since his move to Europe, Ashimeru has combed through Lustenau, Wolfsberger and Salzburg all in Austria and St. Gallen in Switzerland. He has had to work his way into the main Salzburg team. It is not new to him though – an attitude that has been with him since childhood kept him sane and made sure that he thrives.

Now a league winner, Ashimeru has looked back at where he started with the fondest of memories. Austria is the country that has been kind enough to give the young boy a crack at the top tier level game. “Austria is a really small country and football here is getting better each year. When you win the league title you play in the Champions league directly so it is good for us. People watch a lot of football here. It is also good for a young player like me.”

Ashimeru, teammate pose for a photo after league and cup double

With the UEFA Champions league bells ringing from afar, Ashimeru has set his sights on producing the magic that made him a regular name on the lips of many in the Ghana Premier League. “We are a young team and we can go far. We are working so hard. Red Bull is a team that always do well in Europe so I think we can go far next season. Every year is getting better.” He hoped.

Ashimeru’s time at Salzburg with a Bundesliga trophy to his name and several goal contributions will count his time in Austria as hugely successful. He is still a player on the rise and in the next few years, we will have to wait to see which way the cat jumps.

Source: Yaw Ofosu Larbi

source: https://footballghana.com/

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THE OSWALD HANCILES COLUMN

THE TICKING TIME BOMB: YOUTH POWER CAN PREVENT THE EXPLOSION!

The issue on the ground is: JOBS FOR ESPECIALLY YOUTH. I have been spurred to write another article on "The Ticking Time Bomb problem of youth of employable age who are unemployed" by a debate in the Development Bonthe Island Whatsapp forum.

It has been acknowledged as a "Ticking Time Bomb problem". Over the past ten years, I have written many articles in mainstream media, and on social media, warning about that "Ticking Time Bomb problem" of youth of employable age who are unemployed - for Africa; not just for Sierra Leone. What are the solutions?

The first solution is to reflect deeply on my following words.

YOUTH ARISE!!!

I am the BRAIN of a youth group called "Youth Arise!!!". To better understand that fact, you have to put it into historical context. The other co-founders of Youth Arise were Emmanuel Saffa Abdulai (a famous lawyer today; and now made more famous as the most successful Chairman of the Premier League for football in our country); and Mohamed Sulaiman Massaquoi (now National Coordinator of the Strategic Communications Unit in the Ministry of Information and Communications). They were in their early 20s. Youth Arise was founded on May 21, 2000 - that was just after the May 8, 2000 civil society demonstration against, and routing of, RUF leader, Foday Sankoh, at his residence on the Westend affluent suburb in Freetown.

Foday Sankoh had been ensconced in a relatively posh house in Freetown after the Lome Peace Agreement of 1999 made him "Equivalent to Vice President"; and Chairman of the Strategic Minerals Commission. The Lome Peace Agreement legally gave Foday Sankoh the powers to cancel all existing mineral exploitation licences; and to determine who would get mineral exploitation licenses, and exploitation of other "strategic resources" (which could include fishing and other marine resources).

The Lome Peace Agreement gave Foday Sankoh the powers to determine how revenues from the exploitation of these resources would be used. For example, if the government would be paid $200,000,000 as taxes and royalties for diamond sales, Foday Sankoh would have said, "We must use that money to construct lowcost housing for poor people living in slums in Freetown". It is not clear in the Lome Peace Agreement whether Parliament or the President would have the powers to counter the wish of the Chairman of the Strategic Minerals Commission, Foday Sankoh. It appeared to me as if Foday Sankoh - as a person; and not the RUF he led as an entity - was given more powers in the economic realm than the President of the Republic of Sierra Leone, according to the 1991 Constitution. If Foday Sankoh had been patient to exercise those disproportionate powers, he would easily had won more political capital than President Tejan Kabbah and his SLPP government. That's why I call the Lome Peace Agreement a "Treaty of Capitulation" - capitulation to one of the nastiest and most brutal rebel groups (or, terrorist groups) in modern history. The parallel could be this: after the horrors of Nazi Germany of Adolf Hitler had been discovered in 1945; after Hitler's holocaust on 6 million Jews, the Allied Powers decided to form a European Union government, and make Adolf Hitler "equivalent to Vice President"; and other leading Nazi party members who provided leadership for the unspeakable atrocities, and the horrific five years Second World War made cabinet ministers. That would be unthinkable for the white man. But, what would be unthinkable for the white man was foisted on Sierra Leone by the international community.

I was Secretary General of the All Political Parties Youth Association (APPYA) in 1999 when there was nation-wide consultations at the Bank of Sierra Leone Complex at Kingtom in Freetown on the stance of the people, and government, of Sierra Leone, to the RUF rebels and AFRC sobels - who had successfully waged a scorch earth strategy; twice took over the capital city of Sierra Leone, Freetown; and gained considerable diplomatic recognition. President Tejan Kabbah famously read the mood of the country when he said at the opening of that Bank of Sierra Leone Complex consultative meetings something like this: "If they come and cut off the hand of your babies and brothers; raped your mothers and boys; burn you alive inside your houses, would you want them to be part of your government?" There was a deafening "Nooooo!" to President Tejan Kabbah's question.

The Chairman of the Human Rights Commission then, Dr. Kadie Sesay, who was coordinating the consultative meetings, had asked for groups to send in their written positions to her Commission. APPYA sent theirs. The consensus of views by groups - students; drivers; petty traders; farmers, etc. - that reached the public domain was implacable opposition of the people of Sierra Leone against having the RUF rebels and AFRC sobels in government, what was then known as "power sharing". That was the inflexible position of APPYA.

Dr. Kadie Sesay (who later became a cabinet minister in the Tejan Kabbah government between 2002 and 2007; who was vice presidential candidate to presidential candidate, Retired Brigadier Maada Bio, in the 2012 presidential election) arranged to let some of the civil society groups travel to Lome, Togo, when the negotiations were being done. APPYA tried hard to be part of it. APPYA was rejected. Why?

From the press releases, and press conferences of APPYA, Dr. Kadie Sesay knew that APPYA would not be manipulated - and APPYA would go public with any nonsense they tried.

Dr. Kadie Sesay never published the views of the diverse groups on their stance to the RUF rebels and AFRC sobels in Lome. (I hope that the Access to Information law can now be invoked, and these views can now be made public). I suspect that the Lome Peace Agreement went against 80 percent of what the people of Sierra Leone wanted. In other words, the Lome Peace Agreement was a BETRAYAL of the people of Sierra Leone.

ONLY THE RIGHT LEADERSHIP WILL TACKLE YOUTH UNEMPLOYMENT PROBLEM

How does this connect with the Ticking Time Bomb problem of youth of employable age who are unemployed? This problem would never be solved when we have political, religious, social leadership that expressly or implicitly have always betrayed the people of Africa, of Sierra Leone - like they did in the Lome Peace Agreement. The 'youth unemployment bomb' is certain to explode when we have too many in the leadership of Sierra Leone, of Africa, who are mere 'book people' with Bachelor's, Master's and doctorate degrees, but are largely devoid of knowledge and wisdom. This Ticking Time Bomb problem of youth of employable age who are unemployed will detonate in Sierra Leone and unleash a scenario worse than our 'rebel war' between 1991 and 2002 when we have too many of our leadership who believe in Orwellian Big Lies, or, are too cowardly to challenge these Big Lies. This Ticking Time Bomb problem of youth unemployment cannot be solved by too many of a leadership who are 98% more concerned about their own comfort, sending their children to the best schools in Sierra Leone and in Europe and America. And have their foreign passports in their back pockets ready to run away to London or New York at the first sign of serious problem in Freetown. The problem of the Ticking Time Bomb problem of youth of employable age who are unemployed can only be solved when... When?

The youth must search for, and empower, leadership with intellectual depth and scope - those who have read widely, and have spiritual strength to see through Orwellian Big Lies and stand up against them. A leadership with proven track record of patriotism and service to Sierra Leone - those who did not run away from the people during their Darkest Hours; those with a track record of speaking against evils in Sierra Leone. Leadership of people with theoretical and practical knowledge in Religion, History, Sociology, Economics, Psychology, Media Communications, Information Technology... Leadership. LEADERSHIP ABLE TO IDENTIFY THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY CREATED JOBS IN THE PRIVATE SECTOR AND TO ENCOURAGE THEM TO GUIDE OTHERS TO CREATE JOBS (Like Engineer Andrew Kelli, a founding partner of CEMMATS engineering consultancy that has developed into about the most successful indigenous company in the history of Sierra Leone!).

The Ticking Time Bomb problem of youth unemployment would worsen when we continue with the toxic politics in Sierra Leone; the disguised CIVIL WAR between the leadership of the Temne-speaking of the Northwest and the leadership of the Mende-speaking of the Southeast - that which masquerades as fierce APC-versus-SLPP competitive democratic politics.

"THE YOUTH GOT THE POWER!!"

The slogan or the chant of Youth Arise goes like this: "Youth Arise!!!!!", and with a clenched fist raised up, the youth should respond, "yaaaa!!!(three times). "Who got the power!?" RESPONSE: "The youth got the power!!!". "Who got the power!?". RESPONSE: "We got the power!!". Yes!! The youth have the power to choose their leadership. The youth have the power to prevent the Ticking Time Bomb of youth unemployment from exploding. If the youth do not act fast to PREVENT this ticking time bomb from exploding, they will be ten times worse off than they are today.

WIPE OUT THE ILLUSION OF GOVERNMENT JOBS

Too many Sierra Leonean youth delude themselves that when they campaign for a political party and their party wins the presidency, and fervently support their party in everything they do, they would get well-paid jobs in government. The youth of the SLPP today who think that way are fooling themselves - just like the youth of the APC when when President Ernest Bai Koroma was in power fooled themselves. Given the way the economy is structured, given the way the public service functions, if for example, there are 1,000,000 unemployed youth, government would only provide employment for 10,000, at best; 990,000 youth would not be employed by government. Given the way government, and Parliament, and the Judiciary ... interacts with the private sector, at the very best, the private sector would only provide another 50,000 jobs. Do you arithmetic. What then is the solution?

WAR ON LAZINESS AND YOUTH UNEMPLOYMENT

Of far greater relevance and urgency than the 'War on Rape', or, the Free Quality Education ... is the War on Laziness and Youth Unemployment! The two are fused - inseparable in Sierra Leone. We start in government.

President Maada Bio in his early months in power last year started by making spot checks in government offices in Freetown at 8:00 a.m. - to make sure government officials are behind their desks at the designated time. We have not been told what has happened to those senior government officials who President Maada Bio didn't meet behind their desks at 8:00a.m. Some government offices now have electronic time checks that staff log in the time they go to work. The public has not been told what punitive measures have been taken against late comers. If one judges from the low density of traffic in Freetown between 5a.m. and 7:30a.m, one can conclude that President Maada Bio's Lt.SAJ-Musa-type-tactic-of-the- NPRC-era has been treated as a big joke by government workers. Go to Youyi Building at 9:00a.m. and you are likely to find few senior staff there. Using military-government style to insist that government workers are at work on time could only be 10 percent of the cancerous problem of laziness in the public sector. The real problem is that government have been organized in such a way to encourage laziness, even, to reward laziness (and stealing of public money!).

Most often in government offices when officials are supposed to be 'working', they would actually be playing; or, gossiping; or, nowadays, watching Nigerian of Filipino or Mexican films. Their directors and supervisors would join them. Their mimisters would be likely engrossed in talking endless politics - that is, the rare times they would be in their offices, and not travelling to Asia, Europe, or, the United States to attend international conferences. There is a scandalous low productivity in the public sector in Sierra Leone. The fact is that in government in Sierra Leone, working hard and being honest to serve the country is a bad thing.

Ministers know that they don't stay long on their jobs because they are productive. In previous governments, ministers knew they stay long on their jobs because they steal a lot of government money, cut deals, and share some of it with whoever is President, and give some to senior party officials; and throw some crumbs to youth who would sing and dance behind such minister. President Tejan Kabbah set up a mechanism to monitor PRODUCTIVITY by ministers. President Ernest Bai Koroma expanded on the monitoring mechanism for government Ministries, Departments, and Agencies(MDAs). It was another big joke. Joke against the people of Sierra Leone. I know. I worked at State House between January, 2012 and March, 2018. The units set up to monitor and appraise the MDAs were made up of highly qualified and experienced experts; they did excellent job of researching what the MDAs did. They presented it to the President. He ignored them. The President maintained in office those ministers who he apparently believed would win votes for the APC in elections. For example, if the Minister of Fisheries and Marine Resources allows Chinese fishing boats to enter our territorial waters and steal hundreds of millions of dollars worth of our fish, as long as the Chinese give him $1,000,000, and he uses this money to mobilize youth to vote for the party, he would be maintained as a cabinet minister forever. This was not peculiar to the APC government of President Ernest Bai Koroma. It was the same with the SLPP government of President Tejan Kabbah. This skewed way of governance at the minister's level is filtered down to the civil service.

The civil servants know they don't get promoted because they work hard; or come up with wonderful ideas. Whether they work hard or sleep most of the time in their offices, they get promoted anyway. The importance of senior civil servants depend on how well they guide their ministers to steal government money; the people's money. Senior civil servants don't bother to press their staff to work hard. They didn't hire them. They can't fire them. In 2016, I had to deal with a Permanent Secretary at the Ministry of Health and Sanitation who was pecking on the keyboard of his computer, saying to me sorrowfully: "As you can see, I am trying for you O! I am typing the letter myself. I haven't seen my secretary for three days. As you know, they all have their own lane. There is nothing I can do about it". Having worked at the NRA for eight years, and at State House for six years, I had empathy with him: there would be junior staff more powerful than their heads of departments/units - because of their membership of the party in power, or, their connections with powerful governing party politicians. That is why the way government is structured means they can never be the stimulant to provide jobs for even 20% of unemployed youth. The options?

REVOLUTIONARY YOUTH GIVING MORE POWER TO A REVOLUTIONARY PRESIDENT

The President has to be REVOLUTIONARY enough to revolutionize government! And make government more productive. The President will be incapable of overhauling government if the youth don't give him more Youth Power. The Temne-speaking youth of the Northeast and Mende-speaking youth of the Southeast should stop fighting among themselves. They should stop fooling themselves that if they kill themselves over either of the two major political parties they would get jobs. The youth should UNITE behind the ideas of overhauling the governance systems; unite to support the productive people; unite to fight corruption. If the youth don't do what I prescribe here, they would be committing suicide. If President Maada Bio doesn't heed my advice here, he would be committing political suicide. The choice is his. The choice is yours, O, youth. YOU GOT THE POWER!!

I pause,

Oswald Hanciles, The Guru

April 19, 2019

06:50 hours in Freetown, Sierra Leone (PLEASE WIDELY CIRCULATE IN THE PRINT AND ELECTRONIC MEDIA).

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