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Es viernes y mi cuerpo lo sabe 💃. Qué es lo que sabe? Que le duele todo porque hizo ejercicio en la mañana contra su voluntad😓, que está listo para tomarse máximo 2 chelas en la noche y de ahí proceder a dormir hasta la hora que quiera mañana😴… o dormir hasta las 7:30 que es la hora en la que se despierta solo ahora👵 #UnDíaEresJovenYAlOtro

Ah! También sabe que está rockeando este look setentero con la hermosa cartera de @origen_accesorios. Vayan a mis historias para conocer más sobre este proyecto hermoso de accesorios sostenibles hechos por artesanas peruanas #MujeresLindasHaciendoCosasLindas #SiVeoUnaPelículaSobreFiestasCuentaComoQueFuiAUna #MiLookEsSeteneroYMiCiáticaTambién

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Lesson #42 SECOND OPPORTUNITY? THIRD IS THE COMING?

Life would be easier if relationships came with an expiration date, that way we would all have a clear limit of opportunities that we could give to something without it starting to be harmful to our mental health. But this is not the case, that is, this limit exists, but we are not sure which is given that the line that separates "optimism" from "reverend stupidity" is almost imperceptible.

How to know then, if it is time for another shot or if it is time to shout "Cut!"? Well here are some previous questions that you should ask yourself:

Have they forgiven?

And I speak of forgiveness of a really, not that you say because it gives you lazy to have the same discussion again but the first time you do something that reminds you of the error, you will break into a regret "I knew you had not changed" #OscarWinningPerformance. Forgiveness has a difficulty level almost as high as getting the USB on the right side at the first attempt. Because giving a new opportunity involves starting from scratch, nobody wants to pull a course, repeat it and let the teacher tell you the first day "Ah, you're the idiot who missed two points in the end! You are welcome!". Of what was wrong, because both should have learned and strengthened their relationship thanks to that and not on the contrary have turned it into a repertoire of "pocket complaints" they have on hand to torture themselves whenever they can. Only if you are willing to turn the page #SinPlagiar and start writing a new chapter is a good idea, if what you are doing is filling out forms in the book of claims then not so much #IndecopiBitchPlease

How many "attempts" have you already given to this?

Can you imagine how long #More would the Olympics be if everyone had an unlimited number of attempts to achieve the test? # LasGarrochasTerminateMásGastadasCueLápizEnExamenDeAdmisión. Not only would they be boring but absolutely useless. All aspects of our life are constituted by ceilings:

"Your balance has expired" - Your cell phone

"You have exceeded the level of allowed downloads" - Your account to download movies

"Your card has bounced" - The supermarket cashier.

"Ni creuu qui shea una wena eideaaaa" - Your brain after asking for the second rum seal

The only thing you can continue to wear indiscriminately, which highlights during partials, are your emotions. So, how many opportunities have you given to this already? Is this the second? The third or the #YaNoMeAlcanzanosDedosDeLasManosTocount them? How deep does the background have to be for you to accept that this simply does not work? You are like the foolish chibolo who insists on putting the round figurine in the square hole #FuturoEmpleadoDelMes. Do not ask for the elm #Proverbs SC, do not keep making excuses and accept, even if it hurts, that if he were the right person for you, the universe would not insist so much on showing you reasons why it is not.

Has something really changed?

From 1 to ¿Are u fucking kidding me? ... How foolish would it seem to me to read the recipe for a chocolate cake, buy the ingredients for a chocolate cake, follow the procedure of preparing a chocolate cake and open the oven waiting to find a lemon foot? # Cooking with the Lord of the Miracles ... Well fool, right? So, then, why would this time be different when the two idiots without remedy important components of your relationship remain the same? It's true, I do not lose hope that people will change for the better, nor that my closet will one day take me to Narnia, but I try to be a bit realistic. People improve, grow, polish but hardly lose their essence. If the things between the two did not work because he had a much more intense relationship with his PS3 managers than with you, then time may have given him priorities like #PorLMoreThanThatHavePornHero, but if they were separated by their possessiveness, or their great insecurities , for its egocentrism or its clear negative influence in your life because we already talk about substance and not form, which applies also to you. Such changes require a lot of time, if they ever occur, and a long and conscientious work. But the little skinny leaves you with "now he is the person who can make you happy" because he realized that his belly is not a magnet for women #BellyFullOfCheli and missed having someone to listen to his endless complaints at the end of the day, not a new man, only one who knows how to tag #TiroLibreApronax, so he can distinguish whether the change has been 360 degrees or just a touch-up with Instagram #Professional PhotographersProfessionalsEverywhere.

Do you want to go back with him or do you want to be with someone?

To all, after the third song of Coldplay, it gives us to feel alone. And many when they feel lonely usually do two crap things:

- Whining on social media #LoCualAumentaExponentiallyYourMoirProbabilitiesSola

- Consider returning with the former

Because the former seem easier, you do not have to go through the whole "Do not? Do you like french fries? What a lot of things in common we have! " You already know him, you know what foot he hobbles #DeLosDosYEventualmenteHastaDeUnBrazo. So maybe it's not a bad idea at all, because the fact of bringing it back warms your heart and pumps your pride. # NoLeLigaLifebloodAlCerebroMoreWell. But if I told you that using my real-life photophop, I cut the photo of your ex and put someone who loves you, fill you with attention, give you love and keep you company. Would you replace it? If the answer is yes, then buy yourself a puppy and stop fucking, since you are willing to give an opportunity to something that did not work by default, for convenience, not for what that person really brings to your existence.

If after all that analysis the conclusion is that you are in front of nothing more and nothing less than the love of your life, as quoting Kiko's meme: NOW THAT SHAKES. But if you feel like you're going back to the usual darkness, to an overly familiar confinement, then get out of there, close the door and open a new window, one through which fresh air, light and tranquility are released. Because there are opportunities, which are better taken advantage of, letting them pass.

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Lesson #41 PURE CHEMISTRY

We all know love in one way or another, that wonderful feeling that puts you in the clouds, that makes everything more beautiful and colorful, that fills your soul with peace and joy ...

Okay, that's not what you have with him. What you have is a chemistry of the reconshasumare # ForgivingFrench. Because you were quite ready for the prince charming, you already had an idea of ​​whether the wedding would be day or night, what last name would sound nice with yours and if it would be ideal to have 3 children a little followed so that they can keep company. Yes, we are all a little crazy in that sense #LaPuntaDelIceberg. For what you were not ready and you were not properly prepared by the romantic comedies, it is for this character that has you on, unarmed, with the blood made lava and the head on strike. That, to which you have a desire to fuck.

We all know that love at first sight are pure hoaxes. It was probably invented by the gringos to boost the actions of Disney. Love requires time, trust and intimacy. Nobody falls in love with a look. Unless this look is:

I leave my spirit in your hands

But if you have ever felt electrified at the first contact with someone, strangely idiotic by this person without even knowing it well, then undo the belt buckle because it is likely that you are facing a case of explosive chemistry and that is a trip of no return .

Suddenly you see yourself more anxious than a student who is handed your final exam # I hope that NoHome has begun for the Most High Note. You think of him followed obsessively, it's like having opened a bag of fried dads, you just can not stop. Your imagination is not busy designing the wedding dress, but going over the wedding night. You start to set a record of "more time spent thinking about someone's mouth" # MommyIt'sElGuiness. You get surprised giving yourself a series of negation speeches like "no es pa 'tanto" "are my ideas" "I have to stop reading 50 shades of gray" until you get back in touch with him and fuck this shit, it's true, you want to throw yourself over like a jaguar. Then you go to the second stage, that of the asshole attempt to control the situation. Try to start the game of always, to impose your rules, make yourself a little at first, "see what happens" without hurry .... #ControlFreakBitchPlease so useless your action as trying to contemplate the landscape driving in a Formula 1 race. Get ready to enjoy the show of how it sets all your resolutions on fire by just touching you # This Body Can Auto Destroy In 2..2.1, how it stops to watch you, pack of matches in hand and you bathed in gasoline. Discover yourself laughing alone, like crazy, reviewing all those delicious unmentionable things you want to do with it.

Yes, that's the chemistry, so lethal that you feel it so they're not face to face, go through screens and travel kilometers if necessary. It is so strong because it is not just attraction, it is connection. Intellectual chemistry You want to bite her neck and you want to talk. You want a little of everything that is he, like someone who has to feed a new vice.

Does it become romance? Not always, however illogical it sounds #LifeIsABitch. Chemistry generates a bubble that can be easily broken by reality, by the discovery of non-negotiable incompatibilities.

Chemistry is irrevocably a matter of two. One active element to the other. Therefore the good news is that he is in the same # Dehydrating For Seconds, the bad, have entered a whirlpool that may well prove to be extremely fun as well as exhausting and it is a thin line that separates the spark from the absolute combustion.

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10 WARNINGS FOR THE WEEKEND

Faced with the worrying increase in cojudeces conducted on weekends, including the birth of AMIXTERS (amixers hipsters) # SeTomanFotoEnElBañoYLaRetocanEnInstagram, the Ministry of Shindig (in place since the victory in the contest blog) is forced to make 10 major warnings before starting the day parrandera:

1. The conjugation of the verb "to take": All those determinations that you have TAKEN before TAKING, will not be TAKEN into account in posterity. Resolutions such as "I will not call you" "I'm leaving early" "Only a little wine to talk" will disappear with the same speed as your fortnight # LaIroníaDeLaCuentaDeAHORROS.

2. If for some reason # ElMédicoTeLoHaSuplicado intend to rest the next few days, under no circumstances will you say you want to do a "plan tranqui" as that phrase automatically generates a short circuit in the universe that turns your weekend into a mixture of What the happened yesterday?! with video of Ke $ ha #MeliefersJuergueros.

3. You can not stand her, he is a hopeless little cat and you know them. It's important to repeat this before you end up embracing it # TenemosQueVernosMásSeguidoReinaaaaa, I agarrándotelo him # MañanaMeLlamasDeHechoEntonces drinks and inviting them #MeCaesTanBienFlaquitaDeRojoQueNoMeAcuerdoTuNombreee

4. When you are in the dilemma of doing or not doing something because it can be embarrassing, think about how much you would laugh at your skinny ex-girlfriend if you saw her doing it. If the answer is I would shit so much laughing that I would leave Jlo's abs a lot, then do not do it.

5. Never underestimate the force of gravity: If you decide to get cleat 10 and have a drink in honor of each cm, then down the stairs because the song is wenaaaaasaa huevooonaaaa, is tempting fate.

6. Yes, we women are a little bit more stringed # LasKardashianSonMásNaturales on the dance floor, worse if there is a subject that interests us in the crowd. With soft pout, revelers fingers, clumsy ridden my and of course the "suavecito down" where you risk much less sensual see what you feel # YDeQueSeVeaMuchoMásDeLoQueDeseas.

7. There is no such thing as "I did not want to grab it ... 3 times".

8. To the absolutely stiff friend who insists he is not drunk, force him to sing the third verse of the national anthem while dancing Gangnam style. Shoot it Hang it on YouTube. Titulolalo "Yes Fulano, you were drunk" *

* Alternative title: "If we reach 1 million visits, we put Fulano in rehabilitation".

9. When in doubt, consult: If that brother who is standing there seems very rich but a couple of minutes ago you sat next to the DJ and said "mine with ketchup and no chips please" then you better ask some Friend first if you agree with your aesthetic appreciation before ending up with a 50 year old uncle who turns out to be your father's accountant.

10. There is no such thing as a "tequila to cut it" # Also Valid for ElJäger

Finally remember:

DO NOT TAKE AND MANEJE

... OR TEXTEE

... OR ENTER THE FACEBOOK AND / OR TWITTER

... OR MISS THE TAXIST TO RAISE THE VOLUME WITHOUT FLAG WHILE YOU LEAVE A VOICE MESSAGE TO YOUR EX.

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Lesson #40 (J) ODE TO THE GOOD NEWS

When there is good news, better to give them in verse

especially if they are as good as chocolate after lunch

9 months have passed since the first thing that was written

like an unplanned but beautiful baby.

  40 lessons under your arm and so many people identified

although #bitchplease we all know that you still do not learn anything

Roses are red, blue violets

writing this poem is more difficult than getting up on Monday.

  The announcement that come to give them these impromptu rhymes

It thrills me as much as finding liberated wifis

I have not had a child, nor a tree I have planted

but "publish a book" will soon have a check to the side.

  #SC (Shakespeare coveted)

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Lesson #39 ADD CONTACTS OR DENOUNCE AS SPAM?

This guy really brings you a little crazy. They talk hours, they get amazing and they have that fluency that is so hard to get. The problem, the slight, small, almost insignificant detail ... is that you do not know it. Yes, you have decided once again to play Russian roulette with your love life #ComoTeGustaLaSufridera. You met him on the Internet, in some cybernetic corner and against all your instincts. # To Váriar you started getting involved. And I say against your instincts because that's how things usually do not happen, there are not many pink novels that start with "It was a sunny morning on Twitter when we met, he followed me, I looked up his bio and it was love to the first DM " They are the romantic novelties of modernity #ARomeoLeGustaEsto.

This type of relationship between two people who have not been seen, but feel a special connection, made me remember what happens when you start to like new music. One day listening to the radio, going from one station to another when ZAS! a couple of chords seem to speak to you. Yes to you, straight ahead, as if the song had been in your head before. You do not know anything about her, but in one way or another you're hooked. So it also happens with people. Any day, you are reading the Twits of Casada Codiciada # Subliminal Advertising, seeing photos of the friend of the friend on Facebook and someone you do not know calls your attention. You do not know who she is, what she does for life, if she likes cats or dogs, if she wears sandals in stockings, or says "she's already dating" when she's just going to shower in #ImportantFacts, but you're interested.

You torture the ditty in the head so you try to google it (someone knows what this song is, rare ah ah rambamba rambambaa), sing it to the Shazam, leave voice messages to your friends imitating it until you finally hit on it and feel that almost You have directed the third part of Relentless Search. Then start growing your interest to know more. You search for lyrics, you download the discography, you see his E true Hollywood Story # EnOtoñoDel84 ... It also begins without a doubt, a process of absolute idealization. With Internet relationships is the same, first exchange emails, chat, add to Facebook, Skype, Whatsapp. You know him by photos and you start to build a mental collage. You know his voice and you stop using yours when you read what he writes to you. You and your laptop begin to suffer from overheating.

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LETTER TO MY FUTURE DAUGHTER

Hello Dolly. I love that nickname, "doll", it's like your grandfather has always told me. I do not know how you will look, or when you will come to my life, you may be a surprise or come after an extensive planning, I love control, I think it will be the second, but life has its forms.

I want you to know that from the moment you come, if you decide to come, you will be surrounded by love, a lot of love. From the moment you open your eyes you will find love and the assurance that when you close them, we will take a close look at your dreams, so that you never have to give them up. You will always be given the freedom to feel, to act, to believe as you decide to do, you will be driven to go higher and higher, as high as those dreams want to take you.

I want to warn you, too, that this world is complicated. That being a woman today does not always bring good moments. There are people who feel entitled to treat you in a certain way, to diminish you, who seek to reinforce the idea that you are part of the "weaker sex" through violence and intimidation. There are those who consider that we have a "place", that the distinction between us and them should still be made when making laws, giving jobs, determining what is right and what is wrong.

When you are here you can grow up calm, go to school, play every afternoon. Nobody will force you to grow. No one will choose a partner for you, nor force you to compromise with him without your consent, nobody will endorse your freedom to someone else. No one will interrupt your innocence, nor your individuality in the name of any culture or belief. You will not go to fight inherited wars, you will not walk all the time taking care of your backs, you will not be raised under terror or manipulation. You must always remember this, for all those beautiful girls, who have not enjoyed the same fate.

I want to think that when you are here things will have changed because there are women fighting for it, every day, so that dolls like you can come to a world that knows how to take care of them, value them, respect them and give them the necessary weapons to be, everything who want to be. But if you come my love, and it still is not like that, then you will have to defend yourself, raise your voice, seek that change. You must do it for you ... and for all.

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Lesson #38 10 ATTENDS WE ALL HAVE

WHAT YOU DO NOT SAY YOU HAVE PLACED WHEN YOU ARE CHATTING WARM WITH SOMEONE

- and ... what are you wearing right now?

- A black nightgown and lace "panties".

Bitchplease.

You have a gray buso to which the waistband is already released and you get off, a pole with a random phrase in English that stopped staying well in 2009 and stockings with ducklings. You round out the look with an unattractive tail and dots of toothpaste on the face. But he does not have to know that, he can keep imagining that you look like this:

What you say

What it is

WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU GO TO ANY PLACE WHERE POSSIBLE YOUR EX

That one with whom you look pretty, but not excessively sexy because you do not want to think that you worried too much (because it is CLEARLY the kind of thing that men analyze). Loose hair, red lips and maybe some garment that he loved to round the take-shit-look-what-you-lost-you look, which tends to diminish its effect when you decorate it with half a bottle of rum and 3 messages to your voicemail.

THE FIRST QUOTE

It's the Zooey-Deschanel-am-pretty-and-accessible-but-like-you-want-to-eat outfit, the one you look pretty with but also a little innocent, a little good girl / schoolgirl from your fantasies. That is not provocative because you are a lady and in no way you are going to do anything with him on the first date ... unless they drink wine and smell rich in which case, fuck this shit, you only live once.

THE ONE OF "IT'S SUNDAY, I HAVE A SHOCK, AND I SHOULD MAKE PURCHASES BECAUSE MY REFRIGERATOR HAS ONLY ONE PIECE OF CHEESE THAT I THINK INITIALLY WAS NOT BLUISHED"

Humanity weighs you down, your head bursts you and you have that Lorde look that is only valid if you have a Grammy. Your subsistence depends on you arriving at a store and buying food, Sal de Andrews, Aspirina and a Gatorade. If it were for you, you would go in pajamas but you are attacked by the fear of being able to meet someone you know why you wear the closest buso or jean, the wide sweater that could happen as fashion if nobody notices the hole in the sleeve and sunglasses. There are high chances that you do not wear bra.

THE "I HAVE A MEETING OF WOMEN WHERE WILL BE THE FRIEND WHO ALWAYS GETS SPECTACULAR".

Ahhh, nothing like having a meeting of females to unleash our paranoia, even more, if there are regias in between. Yes, those that always seem to come from a Pinterest board or a Gossip Girl chapter.

For that event we keep the gold outfit, the one that gathers all the cute garments that only cost you two emotional breaks to choose: insanely high heels, strange textures leggins and incombinable with anything other than the blouse you have on and some mega fashion item that will go out of fashion before you finish paying it.

WHAT YOU SAY IS YOUR ATTRENDING "TO BE AT HOME" WHEN YOU COME TO VISIT HIM, BUT NOT REALLY

It's a Tuesday night and he announces that he wants to visit you. You know you can not piss off, that's not real, but neither do you think it's time to present your anti-sex pajamas, so you appeal to the famous yoga pants, the strangely small polo that oops! you tend to fall a shoulder, a tall tail and a pink glitter complete the look that will keep away from the cruel reality for a while longer.

THE ONE THAT IS ALL THE OPPOSITE TO WHOM YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE USING WHEN YOU GO TO A PITUCA CLOTHING STORE

One does not simply go shopping for clothes dressed in any way, it's one of the great lessons that Pretty Woman taught us. Because one always enters the stores and feels that the saleswoman is judging you, that she knows that you sometimes wear stockings with balerinas in your house and that you can not pay that bag of 300 soles that you made to bring you in one size less .

One should enter these places wearing a giant hat and smoking a cigar with a cigarette holder, but life is cruel, and it is most likely that it will be your turn to be there the day you decided to put on the jean with the mustard stain and the hairy chub

THE ONE WHO IS LIMITABLY CUTE

Huge studs, glued dress, hair with smoothing and smokey eyes. When you leave your house and you look for 23241 time in the mirror, you feel regal, winning, unbeatable.

Unfortunately, a few hours later, you're sitting at the bar with the tacos in your hand, the dress that insists on getting on and you falling off the bench for lowering it, the makeup that begins to adopt a raccoon style. The only thing that remains "smokey" is your hair, which is 50% wavy, 50% smooth and 100% out of control.

THE INTERVIEW OF WORK THAT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK ENOUGH MORE PROFESSIONAL THAN YOU ARE AND MUCH LESS DISTURBED OF WHAT YOU ARE

The skirt tube, the white blouse, the fitted pouch, the black studs. A tall tail to not look so intimidating with the girls, and a bit of red lipstick for the harmless coquettish smile with the men. Yes, that outfit that makes you forget that you're in your twenties, and you're not sure what you want to do with your life, and that you have two baskets full of dirty clothes waiting for you at home and that you may have asked for a 2 × 1 pizza yesterday and you live alone.

THE ONE WHO ALWAYS "WORKS"

We all have one, sometimes it's just a garment, others a complete outfit but there is that look that is a reverendo SUCCESS.

You do not know well why, but whenever you wear it, you seem to become a great pot of Nutella for the world. Everyone wants something with you, they find you beautiful, they give you coquettish looks, they tend you fast in the bars, women hate you. You do not always use it because a great power carries a great responsibility, but when you do it, you smile while you put it on thinking "uh ... I'm going to misbehave today"

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Lesson : #NOMEFELICITES

To all brands.

Sure they have rushed to get a promotion for the month of the woman, an offer designed "only for them." They have probably announced proudly that they want to celebrate giving us access to products that make us feel beautiful, beautiful, dear, SPECIAL. Because nothing shouts better "you're special" than a 30% discount on manicure and pedicure. And, do not get me wrong, I'm a faithful follower of good offers but this is not a date that was created to be commercialized. In fact, it is not even a celebration for women, on the contrary, it is the reminder that we continue to live in a world where many have no reason to celebrate.

But come on, you know that, make. You are more cunning than the others. You not only have made a frivolous promotion or put a couple of red banners saying "Happy Women Day", you really have deepened on how we are and filled a blackboard with words like "daring" "fighter" "multitasker" (the latter, the favorite of all marketing departments). You do not believe in stereotypes that's why you put mom next to a worker in the same sentence so that no one will accuse you of being a sexist. You, who do understand everything, have prepared an announcement telling the girls that they can be who they want to be (but said by a multi-million dollar supermodel, of course, because that's the easiest way to be yourself).

No, you do not understand anything about this date, and all that display of false female empowerment shows that you do not understand anything about women either.

Some time ago, when I worked in advertising, I had a client who asked for a greeting for the day of the woman and we returned a post where, using elements consistent with his brand, we alluded to that we still lived in an "uneven" society. Of course, they rejected the proposal, fearful of being too political, and they were right, but in response I remember that the manager, a young girl, alleged the following: "I do not think it appropriate to speak of inequality because maybe that was in the past, but now things are not like that anymore. "

Look around, there are still countries where they mutilate girls, where they traffic women, where they stone unfaithful wives, where they burn girls who reject amorous proposals. Tell that to the hundreds of adolescents who are raped by their relatives every day in this, the country that ranks third among the countries with the highest rapes in the world, and the second place in cases of femicides in the region. Do not tell me that things are not like that when you feel afraid to walk alone on the street, to take any taxi, to end up too close to the guy who keeps looking at you on the subway. Do not tell me that things are not like that when two friends could not travel together, in the best moment of their lives, without ending up dead, thrown away like trash on a beach because two animals felt they had the right to dispose of them, their bodies, of their destinies as they pleased.

Therefore, if you want to be part of this day, if you want your brand to benefit from "being in the conversation", then it is part of the real conversation that should be around the day of the woman. Do you want to show that you care about women, that they are as "valuable" as your advertising says? Then publish the answers to these questions:

How many women are in positions of high command in your company?

Do women earn the same as men who work in the same position?

How many months can a woman be absent for maternity?

Are there facilities within the company so that a woman can take her child if she wants to?

Are there comfortable places where a woman can breastfeed or milk?

Are there dress codes that are explicit about how much skin to show, how short or short the skirt should be, what is considered "appropriate" for a young lady?

Does your HR department have strict policies on sexual harassment? Are complaints about it heard and taken seriously?

And there are several more. Are you going to post some of this? I doubt it, something tells me that the answers are not as colorful as the banners you had prepared. You already know that if you do not have anything good to say, do not say anything. That's why it's better that you miss this juncture, let it go, until you really understand it.

Where are the real celebrations of women's day?

In parents teaching their children to love and respect women, not to see them as a prey to be hunted, a prize from which they can boast. In homes where women do not pay special homage to the "men of the house", where their opinions are valued, welcomed and encouraged, where learning to be a lady is not as important as learning to defend themselves, to fight for what they want and have a voice of their own.

In a workplace where women are appreciated for their talent, where they do not play against being pregnant or being single, where they earn what they deserve and nobody sees in their gender, a reason to undervalue them.

In a woman who does not let herself be fooled by a couple of promotions and applause without substance on this day, who understands the struggle behind, that honors all the women who made it possible for some of us today to have the opportunity to vote, to study, to work, to decide who we want to marry or if we want to do it, to manage our own money and reach as high as we want and, at the same time, we know that we have to fight for those who still do not have those possibilities.

#NoMeFelicites, respect my body.

#NoMeFelicites, pay me what I deserve.

#NoMeFelicites, let me make my own decisions.

#NoMeFelicites, listen to my ideas.

#NoMeFelicites, treat me as an equal.

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Lesson #37 YOUR LOVING LIFE IS A HISTORY OF TERROR

Halloween went through our lives for another year, leaving important facts like:

1. Everyone feels less guilty of being celebrating Halloween and not the Creole song, if the DJ of the party puts on a party at 4 in the morning.

2. There were so many pictures of kittens that my Facebook looked like Kennedy Park.

3. Most of you were not disguised of the Joker initially, but the mixture of red lips and rum, created similar results.

But, perhaps the most important reflection that this day leaves us, is that if we start to analyze it, many of them are living horror stories that go beyond October 31st and are carried out by some of these problematic beings:

THE ZOMBIE:

You already killed this bastard. You had pointed to the center of his forehead and launched a "This is over" but somehow now he is there, spreading his arms, babbling things, wanting to take over your head again. And the issue with the zombies is that they are not very friendly beings. They do not return to catch up with you while enjoying a red fruit mate and a quiche. Nop. The zombie has some revenge inside, wanting to descerebrarte enough for you to consider having something with him again. Beware of these, because they have that virus inside that the more you do, the more they get stronger and the harder it is to get rid of them later. Maybe the trick is not to try to kill him again, but to remember why you eliminated him the first time.

THE VAMPIRE:

Eye with this love of sharp fangs that insists on sucking your life to leave you like a dehydrated mango. The vampire is the one who comes to visit at night but who later seems to be locked in a sarcophagus, because he does not even give you the time. It is the one that feeds on your energy, on your attention of your excessive cojudez. The vampire is dangerous because he is attractive, because there is something sexy in his overly mysterious way of being. How to recognize it? Good because it goes out with you, but clearly it's afraid of light, because never in public. You know that you are prey, you have very clear that you will not leave the whole thing, but there you are, putting your neck in your nose. Maybe the best way to repel it is the garlic, the "carAJO quit pendejearme, asshole".

THE "SCREAM":

It's 2am, you sleep peacefully in your bed while you dream of a bunch of Ryan Goslings disguised as sheep jumping fences, when suddenly the phone rings and you feel the threatening voice of this guy that promises only to bring you problems. It's the little voice you've been wanting to call you for weeks, weeks full of swollen eyes, haircuts, drunken jelly shots, excessive use of divers and multiple questioning of your ability to ever feel love again. That is, tranqui.

And if there is something that we have been taught by terror, it is that nothing good comes out of calls in the middle of the night. Unless you are Meryl Streep and you have been nominated for 130231 times to the Oscar, it is rare that you receive many calls at that time that are positive. And maybe this serial asshole will attack you with a "I miss you" or even worse "I was thinking about you", in which case, and as a general rule, people who miss you and think about you also usually do it after breakfast or before mid-afternoon dessert, you do not need to wait until you're semi-confounded, confused and emotionally paralyzed to tell you.

To fight this being, I tell you the same thing that I shout to the girl in the movie: "DO NOT ANSWER THE TELEPHONE COJUUUUDAAAAA"

The only conversations that are worth having at 2am are those that lasted until 2am, they did not start at that time.

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So get rid of the monsters that live under the bed (or inside the bed), and leave the horror stories for the bonfires. Of course, if the terrifying romances do not stop chasing you, it is never too much to ask, but you will be the witch.

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(...) "with the same importance, find a sensible boyfriend with whom to leave and not continue having romantic relationships with any of the following:

alcoholics, workaholics, anti-commitment, voyeurs, megalomaniacs, morons or perverts ".

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LESSON #36 PROHIBITED LOVES

Tell the Bible # I never thought to start a post So after having created the woman from a rib # It seems they were in the year of austerity, God spoke on the loudspeakers of paradise and with a serious and dark voice (it would be used thousands of years later in the introduction of "The tales of the crypt: part 2 ") warned Adam and Eve that the buffet was all inclusive, but yes, there was a small apple tree in the middle of paradise, which was PROHIBITED from eating. And maybe God created the world, but even he did not understand women well, because it was enough for him to say these words so that Eva would feel fucking attracted to the tree. The apples looked more red, the trunk more imposing # ParaEnvidiaDeAdan and the branches looked like arms that called her and invited to fall into temptation. Yes, this would be the original sin, and from the original it has nothing because feminine weakness for the forbidden, for what is dangerous and above all for doing what we are told not to do, is well known and with whom we should not do it.

Who are the men who look like direct descendants of this apple tree? Well here a few:

- The boss: Yes of course, you do not like it, but it's winter and you keep going in a miniskirt to the office # ShowingElCulículum. In a non-working scenario, you would consider him a normal, friendly man, but put a suit, authority and a policy of "non-relations" of human resources and you have the perfect formula for fatal attraction. Every time I scold you for making a mistake, you're dying to say "Oh yes, I've been a very, very bad girl" and there are endless times you've imagined throwing away the papers from your desk and riding on top of them. Once again you are a victim of the feminine idealization courtesy of the movies, only that in this case you not only risk becoming the talk of the office but to stay without chamba #YLasCuentasNoSeVanAPagarSolas.

- The ex of your best friend: Stipulates the ninth clause #MeEstoyInventandoEstoFull of the "Female Code", just after "You should hold her hair while vomiting" and before "You will notice any flaw in clothing, makeup, hairstyle, parsley in the tooth to your neighbor in a subtle way # SUTILdijeNoSeñaloándoloEnFrenteDeSuAfán that is strictly forbidden to relate in a sentimental / sexual / pasarelchicle with an important member of the love story of a close friend. It's like being that old lady in the casinos who watches someone invest all their money in a machine and barely stops to sit down and take the jackpot. But being honest, this happens more often than thought and the severity of the issue is determined by the degree of closeness and feelings involved between your friend and the above. The unspoken rule is that you should talk to her and analyze if you really see a future to that, if you are willing to risk a friendship because you think it is worthwhile and is the right person for you or you are simply

#MegaBackstabbingBitchModeOn, fascinated by the attention of him and the Olympic standards by shunning you. #TraidorasTraidorasEverywhere

- The committed: It's time to go to an eye doctor because apparently you are partially blind, since you do not see the girlfriend / girlfriend / wife that this asshole has to the side. Oh, but it's so perfect, right? It's like to get huachafísima and sing "you only have a defect ... you're not solteeeero" #RitmoRomanticaBitchPlease That's not a flawless defect, is not that the leg is half cross-eyed or believe that cargo pants are still fashionable, what you have is a COMMITMENT , has an absolutely voluntary link with someone else and having thousands of fish in the ocean, you have decided to fish in another fishbowl #DosAnzuelooosUnPescadoooo (8). The situation is up to the eggs where you look: If he ignores you, then you're an infatuated girl who insists on buying the only item in the store that clearly has the announcement of "Not for sale." If worse, he encourages interest, then he is giving you a clear signal of the seriousness with which he takes his relationships and the respect he feels for the people he loves .... So, why would you want to be involved in this?

- The bad reputation: Do you want to know something about him? Well, do not worry, the whole world will take care of telling you about his person. This young loose picto of few scruples has gone through more houses than a Census team and your friends and friends fear that you will become one more number of their elaborate demographic study. These men walk with a permanent sign of "Care, flammable product" since playing with fire with them can produce forest fires # YTúQueTeMueresPorSerDeforestada. Surely you are going to give me now the speech that is different with you, that you have changed it, that they are pure gossip and the pendejerete subject is the victim of false accusations, all this while he writes "Good night princess" in "Send to different recipients" (The technique of using affectionate nicknames for 1) To be able to reuse the message 2) Not to be confused in name and to shit them)

- The Romeo: If we were in the Middle Ages, you would already be a cloistered nun in a convent in an effort by your family to get away from this dangerous specimen, why is it dangerous? for any of the reasons mentioned above or for the inevitable romance texmex #SelenaModeOn in that they are from different societies # MeLlegaAlPinchoTuFiltro. And it's so exciting to sneak around, to challenge your parents, to feel like a soldier of love #CursisCursisEverywhere, but am I, or are you more excited about being the rebellious daughter than with the relationship itself? In the end there is a thin line between love and whim, for what really makes you happy and worth it because you have to fight with claw, but if in this scenario of the lady and the bum, the tramp meets too well with the name then It is good to stop and analyze if all the impediments are there for a good reason.

In the end it is important to keep in mind that some prohibitions exist for something, that there are certain limits that should not be crossed because all the good that is on the other side does not compare with the amount of pain, problems and conflicts that appear afterwards. But it is also true that some rules were made to break, because there are no walls that do not give way to the appearance of a good and sincere love.

So Eve ate from the tree of sin and despite being punished with the rule, waxing, working and for a long time with births without epidurals, I am sure that at times she closed her eyes and smiled, remembering the delicious taste of that apple.

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LESSON #35 SECOND OPPORTUNITY? THIRD IS THE COMING?

Life would be easier if relationships came with an expiration date, that way we would all have a clear limit of opportunities that we could give to something without it starting to be harmful to our mental health. But this is not the case, that is, this limit exists, but we are not sure which is given that the line that separates "optimism" from "reverend stupidity" is almost imperceptible.

How to know then, if it is time for another shot or if it is time to shout "Cut!"? Well here are some previous questions that you should ask yourself:

Have they forgiven?

And I speak of forgiveness of a really, not that you say because it gives you lazy to have the same discussion again but the first time you do something that reminds you of the error, you will break into a regret "I knew you had not changed" #OscarWinningPerformance. Forgiveness has a difficulty level almost as high as getting the USB on the right side at the first attempt. Because giving a new opportunity involves starting from scratch, nobody wants to pull a course, repeat it and let the teacher tell you the first day "Ah, you're the idiot who missed two points in the end! You are welcome!". Of what was wrong, because both should have learned and strengthened their relationship thanks to that and not on the contrary have turned it into a repertoire of "pocket complaints" they have on hand to torture themselves whenever they can. Only if you are willing to turn the page #SinPlagiar and start writing a new chapter is a good idea, if what you are doing is filling out forms in the book of claims then not so much #IndecopiBitchPlease

How many "attempts" have you already given to this?

Can you imagine how long #More would the Olympics be if everyone had an unlimited number of attempts to achieve the test? # LasGarrochasTerminateMásGastadasCueLápizEnExamenDeAdmisión. Not only would they be boring but absolutely useless. All aspects of our life are constituted by ceilings:

"Your balance has expired" - Your cell phone

"You have exceeded the level of allowed downloads" - Your account to download movies

"Your card has bounced" - The supermarket cashier.

"Ni creuu qui shea una wena eideaaaa" - Your brain after asking for the second rum seal

The only thing you can continue to wear indiscriminately, which highlights during partials, are your emotions. So, how many opportunities have you given to this already? Is this the second? The third or the #YaNoMeAlcanzanosDedosDeLasManosTocount them? How deep does the background have to be for you to accept that this simply does not work? You are like the foolish chibolo who insists on putting the round figurine in the square hole #FuturoEmpleadoDelMes. Do not ask for the elm #Proverbs SC, do not keep making excuses and accept, even if it hurts, that if he were the right person for you, the universe would not insist so much on showing you reasons why it is not.

Has something really changed?

From 1 to ¿Are u fucking kidding me? ... How foolish would it seem to me to read the recipe for a chocolate cake, buy the ingredients for a chocolate cake, follow the procedure of preparing a chocolate cake and open the oven waiting to find a lemon foot? # Cooking with the Lord of the Miracles ... Well fool, right? So, then, why would this time be different when the two idiots without remedy important components of your relationship remain the same? It's true, I do not lose hope that people will change for the better, nor that my closet will one day take me to Narnia, but I try to be a bit realistic. People improve, grow, polish but hardly lose their essence. If the things between the two did not work because he had a much more intense relationship with his PS3 managers than with you, then time may have given him priorities like #PorLMoreThanThatHavePornHero, but if they were separated by their possessiveness, or their great insecurities , for its egocentrism or its clear negative influence in your life because we already talk about substance and not form, which applies also to you. Such changes require a lot of time, if they ever occur, and a long and conscientious work. But the little skinny leaves you with "now he is the person who can make you happy" because he realized that his belly is not a magnet for women #BellyFullOfCheli and missed having someone to listen to his endless complaints at the end of the day, not a new man, only one who knows how to tag #TiroLibreApronax, so he can distinguish whether the change has been 360 degrees or just a touch-up with Instagram #Professional PhotographersProfessionalsEverywhere.

Do you want to go back with him or do you want to be with someone?

To all, after the third song of Coldplay, it gives us to feel alone. And many when they feel lonely usually do two crap things:

- Whining on social media #LoCualAumentaExponentiallyYourMoirProbabilitiesSola

- Consider returning with the former

Because the former seem easier, you do not have to go through the whole "Do not? Do you like french fries? What a lot of things in common we have! " You already know him, you know what foot he hobbles #DeLosDosYEventualmenteHastaDeUnBrazo. So maybe it's not a bad idea at all, because the fact of bringing it back warms your heart and pumps your pride. # NoLeLigaLifebloodAlCerebroMoreWell. But if I told you that using my real-life photophop, I cut the photo of your ex and put someone who loves you, fill you with attention, give you love and keep you company. Would you replace it? If the answer is yes, then buy yourself a puppy and stop fucking, since you are willing to give an opportunity to something that did not work by default, for convenience, not for what that person really brings to your existence.

If after all that analysis the conclusion is that you are in front of nothing more and nothing less than the love of your life, as quoting Kiko's meme: NOW THAT SHAKES. But if you feel like you're going back to the usual darkness, to an overly familiar confinement, then get out of there, close the door and open a new window, one through which fresh air, light and tranquility are released. Because there are opportunities, which are better taken advantage of, letting them pass.

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LESSON #34 NO, YOU HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN

More than 30 lessons have passed since I wrote How to forget someone? and it seems that all of them have made a meaningful, conscious and focused effort for, well, doing almost everything opposite to what I recommended there # ACocachosAprendí. Because, let's be honest, he's still there, rondándote, like a mosquito on a summer night, those who bite in the most annoying places, fuck, interrupt your tranquility and every time you think they're gone, they come back # yDirectoATuOrejaLosGrandísimosCabrones

How do I know this? Because I sucked your cell #SoltyAudios. Actually because you present the following characteristics:

THE UNEXPECTED JEWELS

Hey, you're young and beautiful #MaduritaYBienConservada and you have the right to have fun and to be included in a list of patients that will require a liver transplant. But one thing is to go out and have fun because the night is good and the grati is approaching, and another thing is that you look like the daughter of LMFAO and Ke $ ha. Are you really a party rocker or, are you having in the background, party "disguise"? Those that always seem to be left over an hour and two drinks, those in which you get and confused between noise and loud music, not to hear what goes through your head. The issue is that no matter how many reggaetones you put between the problem and you, it will always reach you. You could have had a great time that night but suddenly you enter your house and the emotional avalanche falls on you like a carnival. In the end, as the saying goes "it does not matter how much you try to sink the penalties in alcohol, the boludas float".

YOU SPEAK LESS THAN HIM, BUT WHEN YOU DO IT, IT IS WITH RAGE.

- Hey, what happened to Pipo?

- Pffffff, that asshole? pffffffff ... Who cares where the rat is ?, sure with the poor asshole who will be convincing herself that the pancita looks adorable # FocaPreñada and the bad sex is temporary.

A little chu much?

Certainly you are not telling your sad story everywhere #ThanksToTheLord but clearly you still do not care about a Pizarro #NewSquadDisqualifying the young man. If you still stir inside thinking about what happened to him, if you still vent with anger, it is because it is still there, because, unfortunately, STILL MATTERS YOU. You do not believe me? Think of someone you once liked, someone you no longer feel anything for ... Do you want to shout at him? Claim him? Are you still frustrated by something I've done? is more ... How long ago did you not even think about him? That's right, the only true sign of overcoming is not hatred, it's indifference.

APATHY TO LOVE

It's like those days of terrible hangovers in which suddenly someone lights a cigarette and you get dizzy more than chibolo in the game of the cups # VintageJuegosMecánicos. Well, it's because alcohol is still there, spinning around, and so is love. You never miss the best friend who has just begun your relationship and is so sweet and sweetened that you want to stick a stick and sell it as cotton candy. Love makes you twitchy, it bothers you, it makes you uncomfortable. You see yourself saying phrases such as "yes, that's how things always are at the beginning but sooner or later they go to hell" #BitterAlert and avoiding conversations that involve deepening feelings. You get hard, you get a bit cynical, believing that the pain will be more manageable. But no, the more apathy you hold onto love, the harder it will be to recognize it, to take advantage of it, when it arrives.

THE IDAS AND COMING

The truth that you have decided well this that you will not go back with him or want to have anything to do with his person, that the reasons why it does not suit you are CLEAR LIKE THE WATER # deAcequia but only out of academic curiosity you walk asking ... What were these reasons again? # You shouldPlastify them and put them in your wallet.

What if you exaggerated? If you hurried? If only you had given him one last chance at things maybe he would miraculously have become the right person for you and you would not be here embroclating the second shot of tequila ... # BitchPlease, keep doing these exercises of what would have happened if ? and you will never get it out of your head. If he were for you, you would be with him skinny, the love would have been bigger than the problems ... but it was not, so do not let him take proportions that do not correspond to him again.

STILL STALKEAS

You know that all the information about the poor asshole that we still do not know how he managed to be with you, must have a more interesting twin that we do not know your ex should be interested in as much as the mandril's reproductive cycle, but no, there you are, made an entire ninja of the information, putting the topic to friends of him so that they release data, checking Facebooks of people in common, etc. because that is SUPER HEALTHY. Knowing who is in your bed, the good things that happen to you, how good you are (Bonus track if you start to compare how it is now with what it was like when I was with you, to see if you do not end up in a sauna session with gas). For everything you want your ex to be reduced even more or end up marrying Laura Bozzo, most likely to lead a normal life, even happy, something that you should also be doing.

Yes, fuck, you have not forgotten. And at this precise moment, you have that overwhelming feeling that you will not manage to do it, that this story is written with indelible ink inside and there is no way to erase it, that you are still surprised how you can continue to regenerate the pain, the anger, the frustration. He is a poor idiot and you should not miss him but you miss him and that makes you feel like a poor idiot. What, damn, you told your friends that it was a matter of time then why the hell sometimes it hurts as if everything had happened yesterday?

No, you have not forgotten ... but you will. It is the guarantee given by doing things well, maintaining your distance, continuing to turn the page. Because it is a daily triumph, a decision that must be taken consciously every day until the day comes, when it is taken alone. Because yes, believe me the moment will come when you look back and this is just a good story to tell, to laugh at it, to share with a friend who needs it, or maybe, simply, to write it on a blog;) .

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LESSON #33 A GUIDE TO BE A PATAN

Do not pick it up, stay somewhere. Greet her, do not look her in the eyes and say no more, do not stop to see how she looks, maybe just the pronounced of her cleavage, ignore the fact that she probably spent three hours between piles of clothes, with Skype on trying herself clothes for your best friend or sending pictures by Whatsapp, that managed to master the art of having the hair dryer in one hand and the eyeliner in the other without ending up looking like an electrocuted clown. Make her hesitate for a second, no matter how confident she is about herself, about whether she is really beautiful.

Enter the restaurant and distract easily, look up and down the waitress in a miniskirt, sit and watch while she gets tangled up with what to ask, looks a little anxious, feel your delay and your impatience. Ignore their nerves and the fact that they seem a little tender. Go for the tangent when I ask you personal questions, when I make the gesture to meet you. Do not listen to it when I tell you about it, when it seeks to get closer. Resist to learn about her and love her better thanks to this. Do not listen and lose those important lines, that does not say, that issue that evades, that question that made her slightly uncomfortable so you will not discover the wounds, the weaknesses. That will make it easier for you to exculpate later, to say you did not know when you hurt him where he is most vulnerable.

Ask her for that other drink despite her warning of having taken enough, take advantage of her desire to impress you, of the effort she makes to pretend she is more carefree than she is.

Pay the bill and start throwing hints, be careful not to sound interested in it but in what it can offer, in how the night can unfold. Watch her hesitate, complicate herself, struggle with herself if she has to accept your proposals, look at her difficulty in hiding how much she likes you and how that makes her think less and act more. Fill it with beautiful words and without more substance to facilitate the decision, tell him that you're dying to kiss her, that he attracts you so much, that it drives you crazy and let her interpret this as a real interest, as a sign of reciprocity.

Put a hand on your lower back as you walk, for a moment and kiss her. Feel your bewilderment but do not stop, grab her waist but not your face. Each additional second they kiss is for you a renewed permission to touch more, forget that for her it is an incentive to feel more. Test the limits and then strengthen them a little bit. Maybe the kiss is not the limit, maybe you can go under your clothes, maybe, if you played your cards well, under your sheets.

End the night abruptly, do not stay long enough for her to enter. Smile at your suggestions to make plans for another day, tell her that you will communicate with her. Close the act with a hurried kiss. Watch her feel guilty, silly, naive. Leave her alone while she reproaches herself for not having played her cards better and reassured herself saying that she sure exaggerates, that you will call.

Do not call her

Or maybe you do just the opposite: look for her, look her in the eyes, tell her she's beautiful, listen to her, understand her, let her approach, return the interest multiplied, make her feel safe. Be attentive, be patient, I know what she expects you to be, and from there, leave her, because there is no worse boor than that.

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LESSON #32 20 REFLECTIONS OF A WOMAN OF SHOPPING

"That beautiful dress is only one size smaller than mine ... I'll buy it and it will motivate me to lose weight"

Jeans are like men, they all say that there is one perfect for you but you are unable to find it.

"How is it possible that 15 years have passed and Valeria Mazza is still 25 years old?"

Enter the fitting room with a pair of trousers and a polo shirt, leave with the decision to start the diet on Monday and schedule an appointment for a facial cleaning.

"I like the princess cut but I like it better if you do not ask me how many months I have and if I already chose a name".

An honorable mention for all those who achieve that the shorts at the waist do not take them out as a novelist actress and the silhouette of a refrigerator.

"This blouse is so my style, I bet it's amazing" [In the fitting room] "Good God someone calls security to report the disappearance of my breasts, waist and desire to live."

[Woman seeing the same garment as you] "Let her go, we all know that it will be better for me"

If probármelo will involve removing my shoes and pants, then I assume that I'm amazing.

Telling the cashier "Keep it to me, I want to take one more turn" really means: "I do not have money to buy it but I'm not ready to say goodbye yet"

I feel like I should give a little explanation to the girl who works in the changing room by handing over the pile of untidy clothes.

"These beautiful shoes with 50% discount that seem to be lined inside with hot pins and that clearly are one size smaller than mine, are a great choice".

They should investigate about that strange portal that there is from the shop to my house through which the clothes pass and lose all their form and grace.

[Comatose woman with disturbing voice flexes] - Take advantage of discounts in the appliances area - #BitchPlease I do not even know where that is -.

How much I need it is directly proportional to how much discount you have.

"I do not know why I do not have more pale pink clothes" [In front of the mirror] "Ahhh I remembered why" #ParezcoUnBismutolDiluido

The number of hangers that have the clothes that I chose when entering the fitting room will be exactly equal to the number of hangers that will not have the clothes that I chose when I leave.

"Wou, that coat is beautiful" [You see the price] "Average, it's an average coat"

After an orgasm, there is no feeling richer and more satisfying than having decided to buy something for its tag price and discover in the box that it was discounted.

[The 8 steps to make the purchase]

1. Decide how much you want to spend.

2. Walk around the store and realize that with that budget you can afford a beret and a half bikini.

3. Expand the budget using excuses such as "I can have lunch only 3 times a week this month".

4. Take several garments that exceed the new budget.

5. Arrive at the box praying that there is some 5 × 1 if you are 24 years old, you are brunette and your name starts with M.

6. Make him repeat the price to the saleswoman waiting to see if he changes his mind and tells you a lower one.

7. Delay more in choosing what to lead than in what it took you to decide which career to study.

8. Close your eyes, give the card, silently thank the invention of the fees.

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LESSON #31 LETTER TO LOVE (STILL) NOT CORRESPONDED

In the Friday conversation one of the girls asked how to tell the person that you like what you feel, if you are not sure that he feels the same way? Well, that's not a trip, it's a jump to the void, so I can not make you a tourist guide. But if to remove mixed feelings is, then what better than a letter, then here goes that letter that many have had in the head and we have not encouraged to do anything with it. Read it, rewrite it but above all ... mandala.

For ____________,

Well, I would like to start this letter by clarifying approximately how many times I convinced myself not to write this letter, almost as many as Peru has convinced itself that there is hope of going to the World Cup. Yes, that's how many. And the central issue here is that I like you, nah what the hell, I'm dying for you and when I say MUERO is not an exaggeration, we're talking about sweaty palms, tachycardia, psychological self-contraception # YaDejaDePensarEnÉlNeciaHastaLasHuevas, panic, anxiety, unsuspected amounts of pain And the whole subject of the butterflies in the stomach? Well when you are close it is more like an attack by dragons spitting fire.

So this presents us with a problem because it seems that I am half alone in this "how rich you smell, I love your half-turned beard, marry me porphys", something tells me that I have you in my "Favorites" and your heart is still browsing Google ... yes, that was a ridiculous metaphor but you can not ask much from my head, it is full of ballads, half-done romantic plans and pictures of kittens hugging each other.

Maybe you wonder in what minute this started and to be honest I'm wondering the same thing, I liked that time when I did not like it: I was calm, I fell less, I slept more and the songs of Sin Bandera did not have more relevance . While I'm writing to you I'm going for the fourth time to listen to "Enter my life" and I've been threatened by my roommate that the next time I ask you to "enter my life" she will ask me to "leave your apartment". But back to the key moment in which you started to go crazy to like me a bit, I think you must have been type in the third or fourth second after meeting you #NoTengoLaCifraExacta. Yes, obviously, I loved you from the beginning but I did the cojuda, that was easier, you did not have to deal with the possibility of your rejection. I also had a super good plan #NorcoreanamenteBueno: I did not say anything, we knew each other better, you realized that I am RAAGIAA, you came with flowers and tell me you loved me # EsMiFantasíaDejameEnPaz and we were getting married in summer because I want a wedding in the beach. Well, as you well know, things did not go much down that road.

Why did not I say anything before? Well, for two important reasons:

1. I was more scared than when you change the channels in the middle of the night and you just hit the carota of the chibola of the exorcist #FUCK

2. Because you are an idiot. Hey, I'm sorry, I may be in love until my legs, I like you a little, but you have to admit that you have not been doing much, what's going on with the list of nonsensical women you insist on having something with? Are they collectable? Do they come by the dozen? At times I feel that I stand in front of you and you stand on tiptoes to see what is behind me.

And let me tell you another thing: I'm spectacular # ModestaNoMuchoMoreWell. I swear, not to show off, but I'm cool: I'm nice, my neurons keep their proactivity despite the years when I got drunk with Triple X, I have a good sense of humor, I dance pegadito, I'm more good than fresh bread out of Wong and above all, I really want to make you happy and that also comes from two reasons:

- You look much more handsome when you smile.

- I think that you, despite your comings and goings, your love for suspense and your desperate blindness, you are also spectacular.

So that's it, that's it. Officially you know how I feel and that may scare you, ruin what we have now and put a giant elephant in the #YnoHabloDeTuEx room. I may be alone in this, but maybe not and the mere idea of ​​staying with the doubt, of always asking me "what would have happened if ...", is a situation that is painted even more unmanageable.

Then I throw the coin and you already tell me which side it falls on,