I was baking a cake (not something that I usually do), but all the ingredients I had were: parsley, butter, glue, color, and "frost frost" (an informal term for ice in my dream).
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Today, I've been torturing my friends with the worst bread I've ever tried. It's completely flavorless but in a very intense and disgusting way. As soon as I touch it I'm wishing that it had any other flavor, anything. It got two 'this is the worst bread I have ever tasted and I never want to eat it again' reviews, and the most positive one said that it's good enough if you want something really cheap. Except that it wasn't even cheap
0/10 just stab me next time, it would be less painful
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Day two: Mantle
Day three: Honey
Day four: Sacred heart (not canon at all just. Thought it'd look cool lmao)
Hough. Ok finally got these done
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Smoked salmon cream cheese on a bagel should b considered one of the most perfect foods in the world actually
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Tonight, self care was toasting marshmallows over a fire pit for the first time!
Never done that before and I loved it! I hope it becomes a regular thing
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sorry there are too many delicious breads to include them all 😔
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i love you pasta i love you mashed potatoes i love you pierogis i love you rice i love you butter i love you empanadas i love you ravioli i love you tortelini i love you carbs with starch inside i love you all so much
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everyone telling me there's no such thing as too much bean soup has to come eat some of this bean soup with me :[
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i think spamton should enjoy a nice breakfast :]
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I was heating up my food in the microwave, paying attention to it so the cheese wouldn't completely liquefy
Did you know that you can't see details such as cheese melting through microwave doors
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never understood questions about whether i prefer an edge or center piece when eating brownies as if that is in any shape or form relevant when eating brownies. you start with the top edge piece nearest to you, you move horizontally along the row, and then you begin again once that row has been demolished. preference plays no part there is an Order to these things. A1, A2, A3, A4, A5, and then B1, B2, B3, B4, B5 etc you get it. they're brownies, you cut them in a grid, you consume them in order
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hope u enjoy and I look forward to seeing which bread wins this one :)
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