#fmk but they're all dead

[elysianymph]

fmk with narcissa, regulus, sirius

fuck: sirius. no explanation needed. i've said it once and i'll say it again, he's the prettiest boy to ever exist and he knows it

marry: narcissa. my girl deserves the best. draco here comes your new step mother 🤭🤭 i'd elope with her and we would run away and live our best lives by the french seaside

kill: damn regulus dying more in these fmk games than he does in canon compliant jegulus fanfics

#regulus is also a loser (affectionate) he's just better at hiding it #fmk but they're all dead #new tag <3 #nymph answers

[mixelation]

Fmk for the ask meme: Sasori, Itachi, Obito

sleepover ask meme

oh good, all of these choices are bad!

Fuck Sasori. I suspect all three of these people would be bad at sex, and then also act completely insane at you during/after sex. However, Sasori is the one who fillls me with the most curiosity about how that would even work. So we're fucking him. For science.

Marry Itachi. This is a very bad idea. But I think Itachi would at least have some respect for the concept of marriage. He's a controlling weirdo, yes, but also you could play the "as my husband you have to do X" card more than you could to the other two. He understands what teamwork is supposed to look like in a marriage. He'd probably enjoy having, like, a home. You could convince him to do chores. He probably won't bring home a dead body. Etc.

Kill Obito. Honestly all of these were a close call, because they're all terrible. But by process of elimination, Obito dies.

#ask meme answer #FMK

[andvys]

since u decided to be such a MEANIE in my askbox, here u go;

fmk; dean, eddie, finnick

LMAO they're all dead. should I die to fuck and marry two of them? cause I'll do it 😌

MARRY EDDIE, MARRY EDDIE ANY FUCKING DAY. THATS MY HUSBAND. Fuck Finnick (before Eddie duh) (but also husband #2)

Dean Winchester, my first ever love (9 year old me fell in love with this guy). I'm sorry, Dean but... bye bye

#andy’s asks #emmy🧚🏻‍♀️ #that was so mean but I deserved it

[utterlyinevitable]

okay fmk: polin, kanthony & benophie :)

well at least you did me the kindness of leaving franchael out of it 🙂

fuck: i... i cannot choose without the appropriate show! evidence. they're all so kinky in their own rights in their books... on one hand there's the potential of the polin mirror scene that lives rent free in my daydreams, on the other show!kate's finger in anthony's mouth 🔥🔥🔥

marry: benophie would welcome a third in that remote lil cottage. no contest.

kill: i-i can't believe i'm saying this...putting this into existent...but without s3 there is only one choice but to kill my darling polin. (but just for now, they will rise from the dead next spring)

#fm benedict if this was only the show!brothers #luke t is basically a fairytale prince and i am not immune #askboxed #fmk game

[somegilmoreguy]

INTRO

You can call me Guy or Gil. Nearly 30. I grew up watching Gilmore Girls with my bio mom, I have extra opinions every time I re-watch.

I'm pretty equally critical of all the characters, though not particularly anti any of them. I even like all of them (barring Jason who's name I constantlly forget even after 20 or so years watching because I care so little about him) I have some personal issues with Christopher, though people I know tend to be obsessed with using him as a token to show why Lorelai is the most evil Gilmore Woman in a weird game I like to call the Gilmore Olympics. They're all just refusing to break generational curses.

I find liking or disliking characters morally neutral, I'm not going to debate why my faves are better than yours. I don't care if you don't like a character I love, or if you like one I hate, it doesn't affect me unless you try to make them out to be innocent babies then I think you're annoying. Just don't act like a freak when I talk about Tristian being a sex pest and Christopher being shitty to Rory.

Feel free to ask me fmk with the Gilmore guys.

Also I'm autistic so don't assume I'm being aggressive unless I'm using outright combative words. I occasionally use "tone indicators" which is a / and spelling out the tone of a phrase. Usually /joking, /neutral or /not mad.

No dni because I'm an adult with a job who knows tv shows aren't real but I'm very obviously a massive homo so if you have a problem with that you won't have fun here.

There will eventually be hyperlinks below. None yet though.

IMPORTANT: Gilmore Girls aired from 2000-2007. It will be problematic, that goes without saying. Television was a little different back then with what you could get away with. That doesn't make it okay but that was the norm. I may provide cultural context on posts occasionally but I wont be harping on its flaws too much. There is no need for me to beat a dead horse and say "I know this was problematic!" Everytime I speak. I will be mindful with trigger warnings though so I will still be trying to make this blog safer to navigate.

Episode by episode break down + seasons and series conclusions.

Character breakndowns

Character Headcanons

Babs Trans headcanon

[zablife]

Hello me again who sent the FMK but with dierrent criteria!💖 Once again thank you for playing the game with me!! And Also again I agree with you in every choice 😂😂 I Don't think I'd ever want to actually hurt Uncle Charlie (he's just doing his best to keep his yard and Curly Safe) but none the less I can absolutely see him being the one to teach the older Shelby boys to fight (and even as old as he is I bet he can still kick their ass at times) while Arthur Sr did whoever, he'd definitely be good for lessons. And Ollie would really have good stories for a road trip, but I also feel like if you wanted to he wouldn't mind just driving in like silence if you wanted to just look out the window in your own head! I also feel like he'd be the one who's super prepared and packs everything possibly needed because he's use some dealing with Alfie's unpredictability. And while I actually think they may all be good secret keepers depending on who they're keeping it for (Like Ollie and Alfie's other men pretending he's dead for a long time) I do agree that Jeremiah would be the best secret keeper of all! Like I think for everyone else in the show there would always be one person they tell the secret to and it would be out, but not Jeremiah! Maybe we didn't see enough of him (actually I know we didn't😂) but like I absolutely agree that Jeremiah would take secrets to his grave!!💕💕 Thanks for playing again!! You're amazing!!

Hi darl, OMG I love your thoughts on these as well! You are so right about Ollie! I have a tiny crush on him tbh. He's so cute! And Jeremiah and Uncle Charlie have that wonderful dad energy. They feel very protective to me, but especially Jeremiah. I adore him!! Ty for sharing this with me.

#zablife ask box

[dragoncall]

fmk merlin arthur uther?

Took me agessssssss to realise wtf this meant

fuck - no one. Merlin and Arthur can just fuck each other and i'll be happy.

Marry - no one. Merlin and Arthur can just marry each other and i'll be happy.

Kill - no one. they're all dead except merlin anyway :))))))))))))))))

#fmk #ask #merlin #bbc merlin #merlin bbc #merthur #arthur pendragon #uther #uther pendragon #emrys

[buckyjamess-archive]

𝔠𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔱

I didn't want to do this because these things never really pick up but I never really thought I'd reach more than 500 followers, which already blows my mind but yet here we are, 700 of you lovely people! Here goes nothing…

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sebastiianstxn's writers challenge

for bucky barnes & sam wilson; pick one of the following prompts and a person of your likings. Using each prompt once for bucky & once for sam, let me know which one you choose!

there's no dead line to this.

please use warnings if you decide to write for any of this & don't forget to tag me in your piece or use the tag #sebstans700

dialogue prompts 

1. “Whenever I’m around you I get super nervous and get this weird feeling in my stomach. So, I’m either in love with you or allergic to you, and I don't know which one is worse.”

2. “You’re about as intimidating as a teddy bear, but sure - whatever you say.”

3. "'Urgh, gross' was not exactly the reaction I wanted to get."

4. "Tell me, do you regret the day you left? Do you regret that we could have been something more? Because I do.”

Prompts 

1. we haven’t seen each other in years but reunite at a mutual friend’s wedding, things ended badly between us and we both know it’s better to avoid each other but of course we’re seated at the same table, opposite each other 

2. jumping into bed with your enemy to ''blow off some steam'' or to ''resolve sexual tension.'' you promise each other it's meaningless.

3. everyone around can tell they're in love with each other because at this point they're acting like a couple

4. #1 does not want to be alone right now, but they’re struggling with telling  #2

#bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x you #sam wilson x reader #sam wilson x you #bucky barnes #sam wilson #the winter soldier #the falcon #the falcon and the winter soldier #sebstans700

[lapis-lazuliie]

What's your favourite character from each episode?

Sorry, I know this will take forever 😂

aH wow okay

series 1;

sardines - carl. i love his dry humour and his outfit is just so neat to me lol. he seems like he would be downright hilarious to spend a day w/.

a quiet night in - ray. just how quickly fed up he becomes of eddie is brilliant 🤣🤣

tom & gerri - tom! he just seems like a decent guy ^ ^

last gasp - god they're all terrible people 🤣 but i do love sally. the absolute hypocrisy of her character is astounding and tamsin greig is such a wonderful actress

the understudy - ngl...jim. i like his quiet nature heh

the harrowing - oh tabs of course <33 i would go for hector, but...well, there're a lot of reeces characters on this list lmao and helen mccrory was just so beautiful,,,

series 2;

la couchette - hAHA shona

the 12 days of christine - christine of course!!! beautifully portrayed by sheridan

the trial of elizabeth gadge - ah mr clarke my beloved <3

cold comfort - hm....andy. again, another decent character who got involved in some traumatic shit

nanas party - pat. damn hilarious, and reeces wig was ugly as fuck lol

seance time - none. they're all intolerable 🤣🤣 but if i really had to choose....pete?

series 3;

the devil of christmas - idk, kathy?? i didn't really get attached to any of them, but the whole 70s film aesthetic was so excellently done and had such a charm to it <3

the bill - archiiiie my love

the riddle of the sphinx - oh god. honestly, charlotte

empty orchestra - janet!!! i loved her so much 💕

diddle diddle dumpling - david </3

private view - agAIN it's so tricky to choose when you're not invested in any of them 🤣🤣 but geez probably bea

series 4;

zanzibar - robert!! one of the few pure characters they've written

bernie clifton's dressing room - oh god tommy of course. a tragic silver fox,,,

once removed - ahahaha hugo, how i adore thee

to have and to hold - harriet. not sure how i could elaborate here

and the winner is... - paula, for sure. zoe did a thoroughly convincing american accent and her character was just as bored of the whole thing as a majority of the audience was 🤣🤣 not me though, i found it highly entertaining lol

tempting fate - i want to say nick, but it's come to my attention as of recently that he's a petty bastard bitch SO top place goes to maz, on the basis that her lines are funny as hell

series 5;

the referee's a w***ker - none!! the mascot i guess? 🤣🤣🤣

death be not proud - ahh maureen. i know she's a return character, but seeing reece play her is such a good time

loves great adventure - aw trevor </3 the guy just loves his family so so much and SHAME ON ALL OF YOU WHO WANTED HIM DEAD IN YOUR FMK GAMES,,,,,

misdirection - gabrielle! kudos on you for getting nevilles arrogant ass arrested. hmu for drinks sometimes

thinking out loud - awww aiden

the stakeout - haHA varney cause i'm a wh*re for vampires. and like...reece feeding on steves neck did awaken something in me 😳

series 6;

wuthering heist - scaramouche....weird little italian man❤️

simon says - ah christ 🤣 spencer? bc he's just. d*ddy

lip service - felix 🥺🥺 iris you Bitch

hurry up and wait - jaaames. you were just so wrong, sweetie. and that's okay

how do you plead? - would love for urban to be my nurse tbh <3

last night of the proms - ahah they're all bastards. boris the dog it is 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

#sandwichthatcomesinahotdogbox #ask #in9

[elysianymph]

fmk

scaredy-cat teachers edition: remus, slughorn, quirrell

'super powerful' female character killed offscreen (or 3 of them anyway) edition: amelia bones, emmeline vance, dorcas meadowes

founders descendents edition: helena ravenclaw (alive), merope gaunt, hepzibah smith

oooh i like this 👀

ok first the teachers:

fuck: remus bc he's a dilf (not really he died too early but hey)

marry: slughorn bc he's honestly kinda chill??? like i prolly won't even have to look at him that much, he gives off husband that you see once a week vibes. also i know he's got the money and the connections bc of his students so it's a marriage of convenience too 🤭 front row seats at every quidditch match hell yeah

kill: quirrell, no explanation needed i think

powerful women who were too hot to handle so they had to be killed off screen:

fuck: emmeline vance is giving me girl next door vibes. get a bit drunk at a party and it would be a wild ride i think ;)

marry: dorcas meadowes love of my life. naida meadowes has a nice ring to it, right? we were made for each other fr

kill: amelia jones bc i honestly don't know much about her ksksks feel free to send me hc you may have

founders descendants:

honestly an interesting one, i never thought much about these characters

fuck: helena ravenclaw is a smash, i knew it the moment i saw her

marry: hepzibah smith. i am a marriage of convenience type of girl obviously. like rich descendant of a powerful witch? sign me up. and she collects magical antiques??? I LOVE COLLECTING THINGS I WOULD STEAL EVERYTHING FROM HER FR

kill: merope gaunt. if i don't kill her she'll dose me with a love potion so it's not like i have a choice

#i had to think so hard about this #never in my life did i think i would ever utter the words marry and sluhgorn one after another #fmk but they're all dead #loving this tag tbh #nymph answers

[elysianymph]

FMK BELLATRIX ANDROMEDA NARCISSA

AAAAAAAA

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getting the easy one out of the way

marry: andromeda. most mentally stable member of the black family and she deserves a medal for it. like she would leave her toxic family behind for me. love her with my whole heart <3 wish the fandom talked more about her

now i had to take a good moment and think about this but i'm going the basic route

fuck: narcissa. she deserves it after dealing with lucius for over 20 years 💀 one of the first milfs i fell in love with (perhaps my mommy issues are speaking for me)

kill: bellatrix. but i'll kill her in a sexy way and then spend the rest of my days trying to get over the pain i feel after the loss of our (one sided) love

#the black sisters are all so fine #nymph answers #fmk but they're all dead

[elysianymph]

FMK JAMES SIRIUS REMUS

AIJAJAJAJAJAJJKAKAANJAKAKAK

ok this one is gonna be pretty standard i think??

fuck: sirius... listen- I JUST KNOW HE'S GOOD canon casanova of gryffindor. he's hot and he knows he's hot and i want him SO BAD (drooling over him like remus is)

marry: james. self explanatory. he IS husband material and he would treat me so well, i just know it (also james is such a girl dad like he just gives off that energy)

kill: remus. he would understand. he'd do the same <3

#very basic #or myb not #apparently half of the fandom hates sirius #you do you ig #nymph answers #fmk but they're all dead

[elysianymph]

FMK MARY DORCAS MARLENE

YOU ARE TORTURING ME!!!! STOP IT PLEASE (jk you can continue)

fuck: yet again, dorcas you're so hot please 🙏 just one chance i will beg on my knees for hours in the pouring rain to spend an hour with you in bed PLEASE

marry: mary is such a cutie. i love her sm <33 wish she didn't obliviate herself, but i'll stay loyal to her no matter what

kill: marlene died after she found out i slept with her girlfriend actually </3 rest in peace to the soldiers that died in the service, i dive in her gfs cervix (and i'll be dead soon enough once dorcas finds out i killed her)

#i actually love thinking about this #giving answers i wouldn't think i would give actually #nymph answers #fmk but they're all dead

[elysianymph]

fmk marlene, reg, remus

i can't believe this

i have to think logically but my heart is saying no

fuck: marlene bc she's just as hot and pretty as her gf is and PLEASE MARLENE GIVE ME A CHANCE JUST ONE CHANCE-

marry: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh actually yknow what i'm going with remus the loser (affectionate). i think regulus would keep to many secrets (which remus would do too to be fair BUT remus is also way more likely to give in and speak when something bothers him. like remus will explode but regulus will literally DIE before he speaks about his feelings). also remus is just giving more husband vibes that regulus (husband who leaves his pregnant wife to follow dumbledoor's orders but hey)

kill: regulus my boy </3 survival of the fittest i'm sorry

#yall trying to kill me with this #nymph answers #fmk but they're all dead

[elysianymph]

fmk dorcas lily and pandora 🤗💫

how could you do this to me???

I CANT BELIEVE YOU'RE MAKING ME CHOOSE

fuck dorcas cause she's SO PRETTY I JUST KNOW IT SHE'S SO <33333 marlene better know how to fight bc i WILL pull her hair out for a chance with dorcas

marry: lily bc honestly i think we could get along pretty well??? like she's really smart and really caring and i would love to live in a cute little house with her and spend time with her in the kitchen while baking cookies <33 would be a housewife for her if she asked fr

AND I CANT BELIEVE IM SAYING THIS BUT

kill: pandora :(( when you love her you gotta let her go yknow??

#ANY ANSWER HERE IS BAD #LIKE I CANT IN GOOD FAITH PUT ANYONE ON KILL #but i love my girl lily too much to do that to her #lily defender till the day i die </3 #they're all dead anyway 💀 #on second thought lily and i would probably tear each other's hair out #we're both stubborn #so marry lily divorce lily and marry pandora #the realistic answer #nymph answers #fmk but they're all dead