Snippet for a fic that’s so far into the future I may as well share as its own thing until I decide to use it (if it ever happens). dedicated to @flootzavut as most Jask tit-centric chats are.
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“I missed this.”
“My tits?”
Radovid makes a thoughtful noise, rubs his cheek against the other man’s chest like a contented cat. Blame it on being spread over a beautifully bare (and somewhat sticky) bard.
“If I say yes, would you kindly pretend I said something suave, mayhaps even romantic? I’m afraid you’ve left me too spent for much else.”
He can feel Jaskier chuckle under his ear, which is somehow just as lovely as the rest of him. “You’re in luck. As it happens, I've always considered compliments to my cleavage a pivotal part of the whole romancing process.”
“Is that why you wear your shirts open halfway to your navel?”
Radovid tries to lean away so less of his weight is on the other man, but his hair gets caught on one of Jaskier’s necklaces. The bards’ deft fingers untangle it before he can try to do so himself. He tucks the traitorous strand back in place.
“And why should I deprive the continent of one of my many charms?” His hand moves from Radovid’s hair and to his jaw, stroking gently
“Oh, trust me, I felt many things the first time I saw you,” Radovid pauses, for both effect and to steal a kiss “- ‘deprived’ was not one of them.”
It might as well have happened in another lifetime, but that did not mean the former prince could forget the first time he’d set eyes on a man he’d so deeply admired and hoped to meet– only to find him only half dressed and in the process of having most of his worldly possessions thrown at him out of an irate lover’s flat.
After so long, Philippa’s insidious presence is almost easy to drown out by other, far more pleasant parts of these memories. The shock of catching a flying instrument before it brained him. Realizing what he was holding and who it belonged to. The most outstanding eyes he’d ever seen, turning to look into his.
And of course, the bard's barely-covered—how had he put it?— charms.
Jaskier eyebrows waggle. He seems to have a sixth sense for the carnal musings of others, particularly the ones where he was the lead. “Hmm, should we try for ‘depraved’?”
“I think you should try ‘dreadful'.” Radovid sighs, moving to lay next to him “Considering that was quite so.”
The waggle intensifies, somehow.
“I can’t help but notice a suspicious lack of denials coming from your end, my dear,” the bard purrs, leaning to face him.
“Remind me why I find you charming?” Radovid asks, trying not to blush.
“The decolletage is very persuasive.” Jaskier points, traces an entrancing path down his clavicle to the center of his chest with a finger, then flicking at Radovid’s nose when his eyes predictably follow the path.
“Among other things, yes,” he agrees, meeting Jaskier halfway when he leans to kiss the smile on his lips.
32 fics published (one shots and finished multi-chapter)
1 wip multi-chapter updated.
My busiest writing month was April with 33,341 words.
Average words per month was 14,772.
Words written per Fandom
47,911—Loki
39,877—Stranger Things
24,343—Witcher
22,741—Our Flag Means Death
11,151—Midnight Mass
6,536—MCU (wider than Loki)
2,217—The Last of Us
Ao3 fics published
33 fics published or updated
89% one shots
11% multi-chapter
31 completed fics
2 unfinished WIPs.
110,863 words published in 2023.
I completed 2 multi-chapter fics this year, with Petals In A Storm being my first ever finished multi-chapter fic.
Published Fics by Fandom
15 (43%)—Loki
12 (34%)—Witcher
3 (8.5%)—Midnight Mass
2 (5.75%)—Stranger Things
2 (5.75%)—Our Flag Means Death
1 (3%)—The Last of Us
Top 10 Fics by Kudos
Praying for Salvation (Midnight Mass)
In Any Shape or Form (Loki)
One On The Way (Witcher)
A Barking Dog Seldom Bites (OFMD)
Let Time Pass (Loki)
Fighting To Get To You (Witcher)
Silky Heat (OFMD)
Dream of Me (Loki)
Jaskier Sandwich (Witcher)
What My Heart Just Yearns To Say (Witcher)
My fandom fic events in 2023
OFMD Reverse Big Bang—fic published in June
Steddie Big Bang—fic in progress, due January 2024
Fandom Trumps Hate—fics in progress, due December.
Notes and tags below the cut
I started counting my words written in March, so my figures from January and February are a rough calculation and I’m probably being too harsh on the final count.
I also had a really stressful few months during a team restructure, so I’ve not been great at keeping an accurate record the whole year, which I regret because it took a lot more time to pull this together because of that.
Read all this and have questions for me? Feel free to send me an ask.
Now I’ve bored you with all my stats, here's the deal for those I’ve tagged below.
Rules: Feel free to show whatever stats you have. Only want to show Ao3 stats? Rock on. Want to include some quantitative info instead of stats? Please do this. Want to change how yours is presented? Absolutely do that. Would rather eat glass than do this? Please don’t eat glass but don’t feel like you have to do this either.
"Your neck must be killing you. I've slept there enough times to know". He leans on the bedpost before adding, "I'd offer a massage, but you'd think I was planning to strangle you, so I won't even dare mention it out loud".
Appropriately enough, Jaskier almost chokes on air, but by the time he looks at Radovid, he's averted his gaze. "Yeah," he manages, "better keep that to yourself".
"So," the prince says pleasantly, "breakfast?"
Tagged by @loki-is-my-kink-awakening thanks!
And tagging @flawney @flootzavut @karolincki if you wanna do it!
do you have any other triad writer recs? there's so little content for hawkbeejpeg!
You know, I was just lamenting the other day how I felt like I arrived just a year or two shy of what looks like a punnihawk renaissance and it makes me INCREDIBLY sad. I wish there was more being produced for them nowadays.
I will be honest, I haven't read a TON of punnihawk thus far because I'm still really putting together exactly how I want my Peg to be for when my war-to-postwar verse evolves into punnihawk and I'm trying not to get super influenced by other writers until I'm confident in my portrayal of her.
justalittlegreen and onekisstotakewithme continue to be so much the fandom seminal blueprint for what makes a great punnihawk, and flootzavut has written some lovely stories for them that I reread ALL the time!!
Wishing you the best of luck in finding stories that you love and stick with you!!! Sorry I can't be of more help.
Song stuck in my head: Get the Party Started by Pink. It was on the radio at work earlier and it’s been stuck in my head ever since.
Three favourite foods: Hawaiian burgers, lasagna, vanilla milkshakes
Last song I listened to: Left for America by Ciaran Lavery
Dream trip: Canada (specifically British Columbia), Argentina/Brazil (I really want to see the Iguazú Falls).
Last thing I googled: I just double checked that my rubbish collection was going ahead as normal on Good Friday (it is). Exciting, I know.
I tag @firstdegreefangirl @fireladybuckley @foreverthemomfriend @firemedicdiaz @flowers-grow-in-your-heart @flootzavut @dannyriccowboy @josjournal @joohie-ice @smowkie and anyone else who wants to play. No pressure on anyone who doesn’t!😘
season 3 of witcher netflix has me losing my mind like, I am still rolling around in my vilgefortz wankery. it's still 10k and messy and hilarious and sexy and so thinky.
but oh my god i told @flootzavut about the post-3x06 yennskier idea that i didn't have the brain to write....and then i ended up starting to write it anyway. and now i need to be able to write two things at one time otherwise i might just disintegrate. could I be writing anything more different right now? lmao. Not sure how I'm gonna make it during August.
I've always found it fascinating that in That Unwanted Animal, Madeleine sings "can't you hear that scratching/I ask your eyes?" I also love how digital art means I can make new art and scribble writing all over something without losing the original art.
The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Thursday, June 15th and Friday, June 16th
Buffy is pouring cream in a huge cup of coffee.
BUFFY: It's all Faith's fault. She's like poison. No worse, she's like acid that eats through everything.
Buffy switches to pouring sugar.
BUFFY: Maybe she's a bomb.
Buffy stirs.
~~Superstar~~
The Sunnydale Herald is looking for at least one new editor. Contributing to the Herald is a great way to get your Buffy on! Find out more here.
[Drabbles & Short Fiction]
Faith and the Jolly Red Giant by Luna_delCielo (Faith, Silmarillion Tolkien xover, T)
Triple threat by Bl4ckHunter (Angel, Connor, Chuck and Firefly xover, T)
Money (Still) Makes the World Go Round by AJ Fields (myfanfiction) (Xander/Anya, G)
Modern Witches and Kisses by DragonBinx (Tara/Willow, G)
Position Filled by hysteriumredux (Faith-centered, multi-xover, FR7)
[Chaptered Fiction]
There Should Be Groveling - Ch. 5 by slaymesoftly (Buffy/Spike, strong R)
Xander the Teenage Witch: Something Wicked - Ch. 1 by v_o_x (Xander/Larry, T)
Harmless Fun - Ch. 1-3 by MaggieLaFey (Buffy/Spike, E)
take me home - Ch. 1-16 by ChaosNina, HappyWhenItRains (ChaosNina) (Buffy/Spike, E) COMPLETE!
Ashes to Ashes - Ch. 1-4 by HappyWhenItRains (ChaosNina) (Buffy/Spike, Spike/Drusilla, M) COMPLETE!
Held Together - Ch. 11 by MadeInGold (Spike/Angel, M) COMPLETE!
Darkest Before the Dawn - Ch. 82 by Luna_delCielo (Buffy, LOTR and Silmarillion xover, T) COMPLETE!
Aspectus - Ch. 1-2 by Kirinin (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)
There Should Be Groveling (sequel to Redemption Redux) - Ch. 5 by slaymesoftly (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)
Hello! I am trying to find an old NCIS fic that I can't remember the name of or the author 😆 it's a Gibbs x Kate smutty fic where they both take the week off work and Abby calls it a 'sexcation'. At some point Kate says gunny but Gibbs mistakes it for Tony and gets a little jealous. Any guidance would be very appreciated!
Oh, hmmmmm...... That doesn't sound super familiar to me? It definitely isn't one of mine. Let's see, though...
It may be familiar to @the-last-rat-standing, @minikate--24-05, or @flootzavut? Or even maybe @onekisstotakewithme? Anyone know of it??