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all-hail-albert · 3 months

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guess who's gonna be a bit serious again buster

"the old flamingo was better" sentiment and why it FUCKING SUCKS

Now, within the flamingo fandom, many people come from many different "eras of flamingo". Some coke from less than a month ago, some from 2023, some from 2022, some from 2021, some from 2020, some from 2019, some from 2018, from AlbertsStuff, and so on and so forth.

Many peoples childhoods were affected by this man some refer to as father, because he has truly raised many of us.

Some people, that began watching him from years before, may miss his older content, or his older jokes, or his older fandom.

And you know what? That's OKAY.

But what I feel like is sorta crossing a line, is when you start making public speeches about how he "used to be better". Used to be funnier, cooler, more buff??, etc, etc.

While this may not seem like that big of a deal, and it truly may not be, it irks me

It's fine to prefer his older content over his newer, or whatever. You're not morally obligated to like his content all the time.

But I feel like some people don't realize that Albert is a real person?? And that comparing someone to how they used to be and saying how their past self was "better" in any way can actually be extremely damaging to ones psyche??

People do that a lot to me, and trust me, it does NOT feel good.

I used to be smarter, I used to be nicer, I used to be friendlier, yada-yada. I get the shtick. I get it. Y'all hate me, whatevs.

So when I see people saying that "the old flamingo was better", I don't know, it gets on my nerves

You're talking about a real person. Sure he's a YouTuber, a content creator, an entertainer of sorts, but he's still a real person and it feels odd to criticize a real person like this

If you like his older videos, then watch his older videos, you don't have to leave comments or make videos about how his new videos, or by extension how HE HIMSELF sucks or is bad.

Idk where I was going with this.

boye bye

#albert flamingo #albert aretz #mrflimflam #mr flimflam #flamingo #flamingo albert #flimflam #albert spencer aretz #roblox #youtube #flamingo youtube #youtube flamingo

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deadghosy · 1 month

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HAZBIN HOTEL X ALBERT/FLAMINGO! READER

prompt: after causing chaos in life is paradise, you accidentally clicked the wrong “alt” button.

Oh wow- listen…I’m in my Albert phase guys…so yeah. ANYWAYSSS-

You just got done making your Roblox video as you wanted to exit out of it. You were going for the alt + 4 button only for the alt to look red and shine into your face. The light blinding your sight made you scream as you opened your eyes to see you are in a new area.

…. “Am I in hell…” you said in a high pitch voice. You panicked out a pitch scream gaining weird looks from the sinners. You still kept your human look but as you screamed, the control panel of admins show up. You stopped screaming immediately with an “oh.” And smiled evily

After wrecking most of the pride ring, you felt tired. Seeing an advertisement on tv about a hotel that redeems sinners, you thought maybe you could do some good here. So you pulled out a keyboard and type to teleport to the said hotel

You can go into the wrath, pride, and gluttony ring. It’s pretty real as you have the wrath to destroy things when pissed off. You’re prideful that you can’t be destroyed, and you have the gluttony to eat. A lot.

I can see you just having a small flamingo demon pet following you around. Literally you would make it bite and stab people. You taught it how to do the billy bounce.

The crew most definitely thought you were schizophrenic because you talk out loud as if you were talking to someone

BIG HEADCANNON THAT YOU HAVE ZOOMIES AROUND THE HOTEL😭

“I start stabbing, now that the lights are out?” “Albert/Reader, please no.” Charlie says holding your arms down. The power went out and you were craving blood.

You’re just a little gremlin :D

Imagine how chaotic it was to not fling someone out of the hotel for fun 😭 LMAO A SINNER FLINGING ACROSS THE WHOLE PENTAGRAM.

“I’m taking away their happiness in a good way!” You say smiling as you drag a resident away from Charlie who seems traumatized. You were like an alastor 0.2 but more happy actually.

LMAO YOU HAVING A BAN HAMMER SO WHEN A RESIDENT IS BEING AN ASSHOLE YOU JUST SLAM THE HAMMER ON THEIR HEAD WITH A “BOOP”

I can imagine you having the same physique as the og Albert. Literally one minute you look like your animal crossing character, and the next thing they know you are some buff Florida man.

“I’m going to make them regret being born.” You said as you clicked an admin that made your skin black with red eyes. The angels came towards you as your cut their heads off.

The whole cast was in shocked seeing a human like you being so powerful with just a panel no one can touch.

“Being a baby will not prevent me from shooting you.” You said jokingly as this toddler was winning uno. The mother ran away with her child as you screamed out uno.

Angel started to rant about what he does for his job and how he basically seller his soul to this moth porn demon. After he told you things what the demon does to Angel. You snapped.

“BITCH I WILL SHOOT YOU!” Yells reader as they cocked their gun. Basically the whole crew has to hold you back as Valentino is pissing himself.

Vox didn’t even know who you were until Valentino started having nightmares and random shadows in his room. (The shadows were you lol) Vox had to look you up and try to find who tf you were. You were a YouTuber. That all it showed up on his feed as he scoffs.

Husk has no opinion on you. He only knows you as that guy with a flamingo. He would sometimes side eye you while you do crazy shit. But matter of fact you two are chill.

“We have different ways of expressing ourselves..” you say to Angel trying to comfort him. “I like this way, he can’t defend himself. And I like that.” You say shooting down a sinner while in battle. Angel dust just side eyes you as if you were actually crazy.

You’re not allowed to go into turf war with him no more.

Velvette has no legit problems with you. Dead ass you and her might be fashion partners. HAVE YOU SEEN ALBERT’S DRIP ON INSTA?! That MAN IS GOOD!

You have so much wanted posters, even you brag to others at how cool you look while destroying someone’s house. All because you were bored.

Charlie is mostly worried for your mental health while Vaggie just knows that you aren’t really the most mental stable in the group.

“STOP DOING THAT! STOP CRYING! What are you a baby?!” You say while smacking away a whole imp baby that was crying beside you on the merry-go-round

Charlie’s eyes widen at what you did. You were like a man child.

I can headcannon you deadass bombed the Vees tower out of pettiness. It was just funny seeing Vox shocked to his damn boots that his home was now gone.

Lucifer made you a duck flamingo cause of how he was trying to be nice to you. He knew you wasn’t a sinner or an angel of sorts. But you were a human that he never seen before. He probably makes you some damn pancakes if you want them.

Lucifer would probably ask if you have a flamingo demon form because you told the crew that you go by flamingo and Albert. You just stood there confused to what this short man was saying. But you just nodded trying to see if you could actually turn into a flamingo.

Headcannon on you just actually helping around by just replacing and changing furniture. You help Charlie with trust exercises as the resident are just confuse at a human being here.

“WHO needs powers, when you have a gun!” You yell excited pulling out a gun from your admin control. You shot downa sinner who was trying to fight you. Alastor just doesn’t see why how your “guns” are more powerful. They don’t even have angelic metal.

Carmilla carmine had seen how you legit shot an angel down with a simple looking gun. It was insane but amazing. She definitely called you down to her place so she can see what your bullets are made out of.

Imagine how you basically see people’s/sinner’s names as if it was a name tag aka username. You would go around saying their name out loud as they look at you scared and crazy. “Hello Hakka!” “How you know my name?!!!!” 😕

Rosie adores you, you may be man child that’s like a gremlin. But you are so sweet and helping. Alastor made you meet her and honestly, it was a great meet and greet. Honestly 10/10.

Headcannon on you and Niffty both killing bugs together. You use your ban gun as Niffty uses a sewing needle. This sweet girl made you a big crown, you better appreciate it.

Alastor had messed with your food making you pissed off. It was the end of the day and you hadn’t eat anything due to not taking care of yourself much. So your reaction was justified when you see alastor’s grins widening.

“I hope you choke on your next meal.” You say as your voice had suddenly boomed across the hotel. It was like as if your mic boosted it, but you don’t have one.

You and Alastor have like a sibling relationship as you two just want to watch people suffer. Literally it’s funny as hell when it’s that one Xbox meme.😭

“MOM SAYS ITS MY TURN TO CAUSE SUFFERING!” You say trying to get over Alastor’s tall body as he causes chaos in the pentagram city.

Sir Pentious didn’t like you at all. Like he was actually scared at his crazy and psychotic you are at times. But when he saw how calm and laid back you actually were. He actually started to warm up close to you.

The egg boiz follow you around asking if your pet flamingo could play with them. It was so cute as they play with your pet flamingo.

Cherri absolutely loves you and your destructive behavior. Literally you two are a deadly duo cause you would give her some of your admin powers and take it back.

You once actually set up a limb store, literally you were getting that money✨😈 you had chopped off so much limbs got your deer customers.

I can see you actually taking people’s souls lol. You just take souls for fun and not for contract which leaves some overlords confused and scared of your powers.

Heaven would be scared of you personally. Like you are such a menace, sera sent your ass back to hell. Your human appearance was still the same tho lol.

Adam and you, beef on sight. “Why do you even have that pink bird? What are you, ret@rded?” “No but your mother is.” You said back while flipping him off.

Sera doesn’t like you. Your chaotic energy and your “evil” doing are not prohibited in paradise. She might tell Big G about how a human is in hell in perfect condition.

Emily heard about your presence by sera, she wanted to meet you but then again. You are back in hell. But she hopes to meet you one day.

See, me personally you would rob a bank for fun and then give it to some homeless imps in the wrath ring. It’s just you doing random shit while bored.

I can imagine you turning someone into the hulk. You deadass have so much power that it’s concerning and crazy for the hotel crew and rest of hell. You have alot of powers and you can turn people into some green buff human?!?

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lgbtpopcult · 5 months

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Best WLW TV of 2023 Part 2

Robyn Hood

Monarch legacy of monsters

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Yuri is my Job

youtube

Paper Dolls

The Lazarus Project

The Magical Revolution of the Reincarnated Princess and the Genius Young Lady

youtube

Saas, Bahu Aur Flamingo

youtube

Urban La Vida es Nuestra

I'm in Love with the Villainess

Invasion, apple tv

Beacon 23

youtube

Calle y Poche: Sin Etiquetas

The Afterparty

youtube

Love Allways

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brucespringsteencomments · 1 month

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#i love this song #bruce springsteen #vid #pay for a ticket show up and grandpas rambling again #palate of a toddler #this is pretty flamingo in east rutherford 2016 @themagikrat on youtube filmed it shoutout my friend

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crimsonv1 · 11 months

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Stay Quiet -

Flamingo (Albert Aretz) x reader smut.

TW// semi-public s3x , mommy kink, femdom, Dom! reader x sub!Albert, male receiving, BJ, praise k1nk, Fem! Reader, [ You're Albert's friend in this]

This one for y'all who been requesting Albert smut 😽😽 <33

"AAAAAAAAAAA😨" The familiar scream made you jump from your bed. Well, not necessarily your bed- but Albert's.

You were taking a trip to Florida to see one of your best friends, Albert. He invited you to stay at his house for the time being, and you agreed to take him ABOUT anywhere he wanted to go.

And now, you were sitting on Albert's bed while on your phone doing some miscellaneous thing. He had a guest room but you were staying in his room just to explore. And while you were here, he was making some YouTube video for his channel, probably scary since he was screaming so pitched.

When you saw a figure by his bedroom door you got up and followed it into the kitchen, where he got some snacks out of the fridge and jumped when you pushed him from behind. "Y/N! You scared me -" he started laughing as you did too. "What're you doing?"

"Oh, I'm just about to go live, wanna come?"

"Thought you said you didn't do lives?"

You questioned, "Well I'm starting to do them now," "Sure I'll come" You answered smiling and walked to his setup. You originally went under the desk to pet his cute dog, who left not soon after you started to pet him.

Albert sat down in his chair and looked down, laughing "What're you doing?"

"Hmm, resting." You sighed dramatically as you got a mischievous idea, putting your head onto his knees pretending to rest.

"Whatever you roll with," he responded, laughing (and blushing ) 🤗. He started the live, doing his ' Intro ' while scrolling on the monitor for something to do,

When he finally found a game to play, or a video, maybe even some questions he adjusted in his chair, kind of forgetting about your presence.

💗❗

Midway through the 'stream', you started tracing your fingers slightly over his thighs, and maybe even sometimes his waist, waistband, and hips. He did a fake cough as a 'whatre you doing' sign but you continued to trace around his waist.

You suddenly pulled his chair inward, making him jolt while his torso was pressed onto the desk, being barely enough space in between.

He laughed awkwardly, until you slowly pulled down the waistband of his sweatpants, just enough over the growing tent in his boxers. His sentences started to become incoherent to the stream, his mumbling becoming louder as he tapped the desk above you. You could only imagine how red his face was as he coughed awkwardly, too.

You traced your fingers around the bulge, and when you pressed harder you felt a tacky, sticky spot. His breathing also became louder as you did this, and when you slowly pulled down his boxers to a bit above his sweatpants, but lower than his growing tip Wich had precum leaking, his breathing became faster, and his muscles strained in his legs as his hand started to rapidly tap against the wood.

You slightly jerked him off, trying not to make him start to moan loudly off the bat as he got donations, but you did hear a few whimpers come from him as your pace got faster.

You started to wrap your mouth around the tip, as his breathing became seperate and his moans started to show more. You deepthroated him quickly as his hand strained against the midst of the table. You could hear him rushing to end the stream as he strained his moans and whimpers.

When he did, it was loud. You stopped your actions for a moment, while he quickly spun out of the desk area being so tight, you followed- on your knees to him. Wrapping your palm around his c/ck again. "a- aa... Wh- what .. are you doing?" He sighed and moaned, "Isn't it a bit late for that?" You smirked.

"Yea but-" his breath caught in his throat as you quicked your pace faster than before. "Hnng... Mommy" he lowly spoke, as it came out as a whimper. "Hm?" You innocently questioned. He didn't answer, much too embarrassed. "what did you say?" You slowed your hand.

"m- mommy! Please.." he whimpered loud,

"Please what? Use your words" you answered, quickening your pace again "please.. don't stop, nghh y/n, fuck.." he moaned into his own words, bringing his hand to ghost over his mouth as his other one stayed gripping the chair handle.

You wrapped your mouth around his c/ck, and that did it for him. He moaned so loud the neighbors could most likely hear him. "Fuck.. y/n i- I'm gonna.." before he finished he came down your throat, you swallowed it as he started to rest and pant, but you had other plans.

You took your mouth off, but continued to hand- fuck him. "h- huh... No.. fuck, please m-mommy " he begged and whimpered as he looked at you pleadingly. "you can be a good boy and take on more , hmm Albert?" You questioned with sincerity in your voice

"m-mhm" he nodded as he began to moan and whimper, he kept choking on his own breath with every stroke, the overstimulation making him beg. He couldn't even speak when he came, all he did was moan.

💗❗

You got up, and went to get a cloth and wash your hands. You brought the cloth to him and helped him clean up, as he re adjusted in his chair to pull his boxers up.

You kissed his neck, he sighed and grabbed your hips. "So ..are we something?" He asked

"I mean...I guess so, yeah.. I love you" you smiled and shrugged. "love you..too" he came up to kiss your collarbone.

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ANYWAYS THIS WAS LONG REQUESTED SO 😽😽

#albert aretz #flamingo #mrflimflam #x reader #smut #youtube

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s0ulsniper · 1 year

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PAIRINGS - albert aretz x sleepy!reader

WARNINGS - none

SUMMARY - albert knew you loved to sleep, probably one of your favorite things to do. While he was editing a video curled up with you, he felt your bodyweight get heavier and wondered why.

WORD COUNT - 221

NOTES: guess I'm getting back into posting :)

he yawns feeling his fingers getting heavy from using them too long. he feels you laying on his chest, the blanket strapped messily over the two of you.

he always loves to cherish the moments like these where you guys don't even need to talk, just laying together in comfortable silence.

he finishes up and waits for the video to download, before sending it to paige, sighing from the accomplishment after hours of working on it, even though paige would definitely edit most of his changes out.

he closes the laptop and tosses it on the chair beside him and looking back down at you.

"y/n?" he whispers. "I've finished editing, you wanna go upstairs and sleep?"

he waits for a response for a couple seconds before scooching to see your face, only to meet with closed eyes and light breathing.

he smiles, careful not to move a certain way to disturb you.

he decides to just stay on the couch, and pulls the blanket more over the two of you, a hand gliding back to hold your hand lightly.

he certainly wishes he could just stay awake and savor the moment, but the more he thought about it, the more the comfort washed over him and his eye lids drooped, swaying him into a deep sleep with dreams of you.

TAGS: @yeehawbrothers

#flamingo #flamingo x reader #albert aretz #albert aretz x reader #albert x reader #x reader #youtuber x reader #youtube

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c4explosives · 10 months

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the clown of all time !!!

#g0z #albert flamingo #silly clown fella #g0z the clown #roblox myth #roblox myths #circus in the sky #roblox youtuber #rblxyt

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cheesecvlt · 1 year

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argbert is now real i’ve decided

#mayo art #albertsstuff #albert flamingo #mrflimflam #roblox #roblox art #roblox fanart #youtube fanart #arg #argbert #i am now the ceo of argbert

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g00pyguy · 1 year

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roblox youtubers as text posts ✨

#albert flamingo #denisdaily #polarcub_art #laughability #jayingee #temprist #temprest #kaden fumblebottom #albertsstuff #polar cub dani #roblox youtubers #flamingo #the skrunklies

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cringelordofchaos · 6 months

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wait there's flamingo fanfiction 💀

#albert aretz #i thought i had an unhealthy obsession but #albert flamingo #flamingo albert #youtube flamingo #flamingo YouTube #Albert spencer aretz #youtube

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all-hail-albert · 3 months

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Canon Cleetus lore I am aware of as of currently (specified by Albert Himself).

Preferably Doesn't have a surname (and in case he does, it's Aretz)

Source: "Albert / Flamingo plays THE SIMS" on YouTube

Possibly wasn't bald when he was younger

Source: "Albert / Flamingo plays ANIMAL CROSSING" on YouTube

Might update later as I recover more info

#albertsstuff #albert flamingo #albert aretz #mrflimflam #mr flimflam #flimflam #flamingo albert #cleetus #YouTube #roblox #this looks too formal #i sincerely apologize for my sins.#youtube flamingo #flamingo youtube #flamingo #ermmm thats it bye

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callistos-posts · 3 months

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Me when my favorite character is on screen:

#flamgo #alebrt flamingo #albert aretz #albertsstuff yt #albertsstuff #flamingo roblox #flamingo #flamingo yt #homeboy #roblox youtubers #roblox #me when my favorite characters #ahem…ratau

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chokebury · 10 months

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Flamingo fanart yipee!!

#flamingo #flamingo fanart #flamingo albert #albertsstuff #cleetus #flamingo cleetus #roblox youtuber

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cepsil · 3 months

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flamingo fanart yayyy

#fanart #digital art #fanartist #digital artist #art #digital painting #artists on tumblr #digital artwork #artwork #flamingo #albertsstuff #youtube #roblox

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s0ulsniper · 1 year

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hii !! could you do 32 with flamingo x gn!reader ?sorta where theyre like friends and reader is having a bad/tiring day so Albert kinda busts in and cuddles them and gives them kisses💕

albert aretz x reader

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32.) "You're so cute when you're half asleep like this."

word count: 582

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the day has been exhausting for you, having to work 9-5 after staying up all night with extra work for college.

albert knew you were exhausted by the text you sent him this morning, saying good morning and not your usual scream text.

he texted you while you were at working, telling you stay the night at his house tonight. you could tell he was scheming something, but when was he not.

you sighed, untying your work apron and setting it in your locker after clocking out. minimum wage jobs weren't the best, but they paid your bills.

you got your phone from your locker, seeing a missed message from Albert, reading: "hey, y/n/n. meet me at my house after work, I have a surprise :)"

the text made you smile a bit, the feeling of exhaustion overwhelming you.

you leave the diner, waving goodbyes to your co-workers, and finding your car.

the drive comforting, sticking to back roads and listening to your easing music.

you pull into albert's driveway behind his car and gather your things from the passenger's seat. The walk to his door felt like a mile, you muster up the energy to lazily knock on his door.

it shoots open a second later, like he was waiting right beside it.

he smiles and hugs you, leading you inside by the small of your back.

"well I know I kind of already told you I had a surprise for you, but act like you didn't know." he laughs.

you nod and follow him into the living room, the lights off but the television light up the path.

you look towards the couch, seeing albert's and yours favorite snacks, and the blanket you made conjoined together from when you slept over, and decided you want to be in albert's space.

of course it was his idea, urging you to the nearest craft store and getting you to pick out your flip side of the blanket.

it was a shock you weren't dating, but you were both too scared to admit it to one another, even if it's obvious.

your face lights up as much as your tired muscles let you and you could feel Albert rubbing your back slowly.

"I know you've been very exhausted these past couple of days– so I decided to treat you. you don't have work or school for the next two days so we're gonna stay at home and get you back feeling good. I hate seeing you like this." he explains and leads you to the couch, patting the spot next to him so you can lay against him.

you shuffle against him, laying your head on his chest and he pulls the blanket over you.

you look up to him and see the way he clicks through the shows to try to find one for you to binge.

"albert?" you ask and he looks down questioningly. "thank you for this, I really appreciate it even if I can't really show it."

"i know, I'm glad I could help." he smiles and you've never felt more comfortable, you don't have anywhere to be but here with Albert for the next couple of days.

you let yourself fall into sleep, and just before you rest you hear Albert mumble something.

"you're so cute when you're half asleep like this. I love you, y/n."

"I love you too." you smile.

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TAGS: @batluvr666 @yeehawbrothers @dogdevourer @ilovelyyoungie

#albert aretz #albert aretz x reader #albert x reader #flamingo x reader #flamingo #flamingo x gn!reader #youtube #youtuber #youtuber x reader

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