#fictional psychiatrists

[houseswife]

if the target audience of house was middle-aged cishet dudebros then why are all the promo shots of him so sexually compelling to me personally. like what feelings are these meant to evoke other than “I need to fuck that old man or so help me god”

#I’m a little tipsy rn and I think I hauv covid… #that pic of him in the vicodin bath is making me feel the same way I assume playboy mag enjoyers feel #I need that printed out above my bed #like. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!! [jerks off and dies] #house md #greg house #gregory house #hatecrimes md #hugh laurie #the only other fictional male character I have been this viscerally attracted to (as opposed to just gender envious/admiration) #is nbc hannibal lecter #that’s two evil gay doctors. is that my niche kink or something. #I need to see a psychiatrist #or not. considering that I might nut

[whiskeyswifty]

that recent quote where she's talking about Down Bad where she says "And so the girl in the song..." hit me like a brick. if you've been around for a long time, you know that she always talks about her songs from the first person, saying "I was feeling that day..." or "That's what I did..." and the only exceptions are folklore/evermore where she explicitly said they were exercises in fiction. most of the time she both is writing confessionally and is openly talking about that. and this pinged for me as such a glimpse into how her writing process has shifted a bit. i mean she's always been hyperbolic and embellished or dramatized things to make a better story, yeah of course. but it was still her spelling out her own experiences and then discussing them as such in the press or what have you. it sounds like now there is "a girl in the song" and with that remove, she's able to detach herself from her own experience and maybe that helps her move on as well and not be so precious about it. idk, it was just such a shocking thing to hear her say, knowing this is a typical confessional album from her. really really fascinating that the girls in her songs are not necessarily herself anymore in her own mind, not even after the fact but perhaps as she's writing them.

#it's very indicative of her writing the movie from a totally fictionalized place i think #folklore didnt send her fully into creative fiction like we thought she meant perhaps #but it reframed how she approaches her own art and i'm no psychiatrist but idk sounds healthier or at least easier #to have that remove and be able to mine from your own life with a bit more curation than desire for truth

[misty-moth]

I’d like to imagine the very first Sherlock story Arthur put to pen and paper went through a small hiccup:

Arthur: alright? So you think you can take this on?

Editor: …what does this even say?

*looks at pages upon pages of illegible doctor-handwriting*

Arthur: what do you mean? You’re saying you can’t read it? 🤨

Editor: well, what does it say??

Arthur: …w-well I can’t bloody read it! …you reckon I could find a nurse/editor?

—————

Nurse/Editor: “In the year 1878 I took my degree of Doctor of Medicine of the University of London, and—“

Arthur: bloody brilliant, that is!

#I’m just thinkin things #this is thinking of fictional arthur #i can also usually parse doctor scribbles #working with psychiatrists and whatnot #ikemen arthur #ikevamp arthur #ikemen vampire

[sproutzai]

the disorder faking in this generation is genuinely wild. like.

#yiure meaning to tell me you have DID #a disorder known for severe memory loss #a disorder known to be so so difficult to disgnose to anyone unrer the age of 18 #and all of ur alters r fictional cjaracters?? all of them remember to sign off with a silly emoji?? all remember how to use a phone?? #bullshit genuine bullshit i dont care #maybe thats because i have an interest in psychology but . be so for realm #if youre gonna fake a disorder at least do the minimum amount of research #i dont even qanna get STARTED on the “autism” community #“w-wait this isnt normal??” and its like. being tired after social events. #i guarentee it is normal. #Good lord stop diagnosing yourself off tiktok or instagram reels #see genuine psychiatrists / doctors 😭. #self diagnosing isnt valid #never will be #btw #if you think you have a disorder do research and dont announce it like youve been diagnosed for the past 7 years #“i think i have adhd because i have heavy symptoms” is more mentally positive then “I ABSOLUTELY HAVE ADHD I SAW 3 REELS” #exaggeration but you know what i mean #“b-but zai!! what about the people who cant get a diagnosis!!” womp womp?? use the point i said before???? #therell come an age for everyone where they can go be independant with it and seek genuine help bruh #my bad for ranting but like. christ. #normalise mental illnesses but not the way half of you are doing it .... #🌱 idle #🌱 rant

[dr-scenicus]

I DOODLED LEO !!!1!!1!!!11!11!

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 💕💗❗🎀💟

I know it doesn't even have a proper lineart and the anatomy us UHHH but who cares ✋

ANYWAY

Here a few screenshots of the process

Yes. I had the little guy in the middle of my screen the whole time, umm,, issues

That guy is my entire emotional stability

#rottmnt leo #rise leo #tmnt leonardo #Leon Neon #tmnt fanart #rise of the tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #save rottmnt #future leo #rottmnt movie #rottmnt fanart #I have issues #and I gotta stop drawing this guy #before my psychiatrist finds out I talk to fictional mutan turtles instead of real people #anyway #You should watch Good Omens #and #Dead Poets Society #because thats what cool guys do #(if cool guys are depressed trans kids) #umm yeah #... #Live #Love #Robert Sean Leonard

[bardengarde]

I'm still missing my friend Sidney

#yes I'm talking about sidney freedman #I'm STILL thinking about the dream i had where i was friends with him #and waking up how i was trying to convince myself i knew a sidney but that his last name was freeman instead of freedman and that made sense #and how i needed to call him because i needed to talk to him about my dream and because i missed him #And only after THEN i realized #that dream has really got me so fucked up because ive never done that before I've never had the lines of fictional characters blur so much #with real people #AND THE FACT IT WAS SIDNEY FREEDMAN IS ALL THE MORE IRONIC TO ME #IT HAD TO BE THE PSYCHIATRIST #I'm losing it #he could do so many studies on me

[kaeyaphile]

all thoughts, head full of ✨aventurine✨

+ a bunch of rambling/life updates in the tags, oops

#kayleigh.txt #y’all i seriously cannot stop thinking about this lil’ pixelated man 🫠 #i officially have everything to fully level and max him and his lightcone and his traces 👏🏻 #only e0s1 of course; i’m broke af 😅 #hopefully for his rerun i can get some eidolons but alas not this time unfortunately 💔 #he’s literally on the same level as kaeya in my heart; favorite hsr character for sure #(jing yuan has been demoted to my second favorite now because i am a silly goose) #i honestly never thought i’d be so adoring of hoyoverse characters but... here we are 🤷🏼‍♀️ #actual legitimate feelings for real people??? ❎ #actual legitimate feelings for fictional characters??? ✅ #aNYWAYS the brainrot is really bad y’all and i apologize that my entire personality has been taken over by this man 🤡 #i wish that i had an income right now so that i could commission some self–indulgent selfship art but alas 😩 #once my irl bestie’s wedding and honeymoon is over on may 10th i will be going back to looking for a job 👌🏻 #i’ve applied to probably 50+ jobs throughout the past few months and have heard absolutely nothing back 💀 #i have given up for now; i have to get my mental health and autoimmune diseases under control first tbqh #i have a psychiatrist appointment on the 16th which i am terrified regarding but hopefully it goes well 🥲🤞🏻 #and i am going to start a new injectable medication for my autoimmune diseases asap #i have to deep clean my house and revamp my reptile enclosures before i commit to a job as well ugh #i have to actually get my shit tf together before i start legitimately looking for a job again is what i’m saying 😂

[averysmolkirbo]

At the psychiatrist today they asked me "do you get sad sometimes?" "Sometimes." (like 50% of the time)

"What makes you feel better when youre sad?"

"I like to... look at art,,, of fictional characters...." i look at/ read yaoi/ yaoi-like things. Thats what i do. Im not gonna say THAT.

Literally took all my power to not say "i look at yaoi" or "i look at the cute gay anime men having cute relationships and then i feel better"

Like imagine having to explain my gay lawyer addiction to a psychiatrist lol

#brainrot #its the gay lawyer brainrot #“dont tell your psychiatrist you look at yaoi to feel better” challenge #art of “fictional characters” #i deserve an oscar for this level of acting tbh

[camilletea]

I know I said I was rewatching the past seasons of BSD, but I'm too afraid to watch season 2 again because I don't want to feel my heart plummet with dread when I realized the fate of the children the first time around, nor do I want to be encased with the grief of losing Oda for a second time.

My memories are doing their job enough with giving me those pain by replaying the scenes in my head over and over every time I remember, and I do not want to go through it personally again.

#bsd #odasaku #oda sakunosuke #bsd confessions #bsd dark era #bsd season 2 #my parents are going to send me to my psychiatrist again if they find me sobbing at random times of the day #and i can't exactly tell them i'm crying over a fictional man that lost his children and proceeds to dive headfirst into a suicide mission

[princess-josephina]

Thinking about how Eddie taught himself Master of Puppets in under 18 days and the resulting headcanon is this: Eddie absolutely hyperfixates on his interests.

I imagine him getting his hands on that Metallica album as soon as it is available in Hawkins, scratch that, he definitely drove to Indianapolis to buy it. Master of Puppets captivates him completely. He needs to be able to play it. The next week goes by in a blur. He eats once a day and only because Wayne's cooked something and practically forced the food down his throat. He sleeps a little, but keeps jumping out of bed and grabbing his guitar throughout the night because somewhere between sleep and wakefulness, his brain finally understood how that particular solo bit is played. He's maybe showered once and been to school twice that week, walkman playing Master of Puppets on repeat during breaks, his mind replaying the song in class as his fingers move over imaginary bars. His friends let him be, knowing it's no use trying to get him out of that bubble when he gets like this. (They do remind him they have D&D next week, and he will absolutely make time for that; unlike school, the Cult of Vecna is actually important. Besides, he's gotten most parts of the song down by week two. He can afford some distractions.)

He's probably like that with everything. He frantically writes D&D campaigns overnight, oversleeping and missing morning classes because he just has to get all of these ideas on paper before they escape him. If he's into a book, he's gone to the world until he's read it cover-to-cover, and then re-read it to highlight and memorize some of his favorite quotes. But those are never the books from the school curriculum - most of that shit is boring. Oh, is it currently Math class? Who cares, Eddie's too busy sketching things that won't leave his brain alone, be it Hellfire T-shirt designs, or a new Corroded Coffin logo, or D&D character concepts, or the absolutely metal tattoo he's getting next time he goes to Indianapolis.

No wonder he's failing school and repeating senior year twice. Eddie's not dumb, far from it. He just can't be bothered to do homework and attend school regularly and pay attention in class when there's so much more fascinating stuff to be done.

#eddie munson #stranger things #eddie headcanons #eddie meta #I've seen some autistic!Eddie headcanons #I'm not a psychiatrist and definitely not fit to diagnose a fictional character #but it kinda fits even if you just look at canon facts #that song is one of the most difficult to play and he mastered it in a little over 2 weeks??? that's some crazy commitment #you can't do that unless you spend every waking moment on the task #I will forever stan Eddie being way smarter than people give him credit for

[voiceshearingyouloud]

I know it’s just because I have a really bad headache but like. Some days I feel like all the effort I’ve put into recovering and dealing with mental illness is futile because the universe keeps chucking more illness and suffering at me. The tiny shelter I labour to make is gonna come down eventually, so why not now? Why did I even let my soul get worn to pieces just to survive if all I get is more pain?

#this is so melodramatic I think 16yo me swung by #but I’m so deeply angry that I had the psychosis again #really though I’m just scared. like terrified that I can never escape this thing that takes my control of my life from me and wants to wreck #everything I’ve built and I’m stuck watching myself tear my life down with my own hands but I can’t stop it #psychosis sucks. I do not recommend #anne speaks #sam winchester moments though hey #not that I project onto fictional characters though. obviously not #this post brought to you by me remembering my psychiatrist saying how well I’ve done despite everything (she’s been there since I first got #diagnosed with bipolar when I was 14) and I just thought and for what? what has it gotten me to fight tooth and nail for this life? #prolly gonna delete this cause it’s just me yelling and shaking my fist pretty much but idk #suicidality tw #tw suicidality

[jonny-b-meowborn]

I'm pretty sure I've mentioned this weird thing my brain does before, but basically seeing a picture of someone, or engaging with their art, makes my tiny rat brain feel like by doing that the person gains access to my thoughts, location, and whatever I'm doing at the time. Like let's say, if I scroll on Instagram and see a pic of my beloved musician Aurora, now for a moment she can read my thoughts and see me through that pic. Or if it's not caused by an image of them, but for example music, they can still see me, just not from any specific angle. I have no idea why my brain does that but y'know, it's pretty distressing sometimes, especially as a fan artist. I know none of that is true but sometimes the feeling gets so strong that it prevents me from watching/listening/drawing them for a while, until it calms down a bit. For example, I used to listen to music while showering/taking a bath, but over time this feeling got so strong that I felt like the musicians I'm listening to can see me naked, so I just stopped and couldn't do that for literal years.

But, you'd think that engaging with pure fiction would help, right? There's no one watching me if I look at a screenshot from an animated movie, right? Turns out, no! Sometimes it works with even 100% non existent fictional characters that are not real and never were real. Even if the whole "I see them so they can see me" thing was true somehow, which I know is not, it couldn't be true for fictional characters, there's just no person that could do this whole mind reading thing. And yet here I am, feeling like the cartoon or a game or whatever is staring back at me, knows my thoughts and sees me. What the fuck, brain

#idk how id even call that. thing #delusion? #paranoia? #who knows im not a psychiatrist #it doesnt always work #but like. the worse my mood the more intense that feeling is #like it gets stronger with my depression or whatever #so if im feeling fine it doesnt happen as often if at all #or if it does its easier to ignore when i feel better #and yes okay you're right i discovered the fictional character thing through road 96 #my bestie told me that theres very few fanfics w jarod. so i checked. and god there really needs to be more #but also at that moment just reading the titles and descriptions i felt like the fucking fictional character is watching me #so like. i physically cannot read a single one of those #it also makes it harder to write my own fic #but yeah this weird feeling of being watched sucks balls and i hate it and please brain stop doing that #bee buzz

[clemsfilmdiary]

The Sender (1982, Roger Christian)

10/14/22

#The Sender #Kathryn Harrold #Zeljko Ivanek #Shirley Knight #Paul Freeman #Sean Hewitt #Harry Ditson #80s #horror #science fiction #mental institution #mental illness #suicide attempt #mother and son #psychiatrists #dreams #nightmares #telepathy #hallucination #doctor and patient #psychics #mystery #thriller

[fluorescent-rose]

“You might be hoping to be saved by a ‘knight in shining armor’.”

Literally has been obsessed with a character who wears shining armor and is taking care of someone who he has saved

#dependent personality disorder #dpd #personality disorder #mental ill health #mental illness #fictional characters #x reader #reader insert #BRO #pls say sike #psychiatrist wants my counselor to make the official diagnosis #so i may not have the disorder #but man did that statement give me whiplash #like i even love reading reader inserts where the reader is kidnapped 🤡 #what’s even more funny… the psychiatrist had merch relating to the charcter in the room I was being diagnosed in 🫠

[wits-half]

i think dr mccoy of star trek the original series whould understand me. i think he'd get it

#im so incredibly wasted right now #sometimes i think about star trek like what if i ever got to talk to fictional characters. he'd understand me #snatching him up to put in my kinlist #im deleting this later for sure im just so out of my mind rn. wine-drunk and liquor-drunk delulu #like he'd understand what im saying all the emotion. he may be a doctor not a psychiatrist but hed get it #first time drunk posting hello!!!!!!!! #leonard horario bones mccoy would get what im saiyng #all of the 'which st tos character are you' tests came positive im him btw iyec #im gking crazy why is everything like theat. vent posting fr this is so silly. wish i had a private blog

[sleepymaddy]

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#me.txt #just realized I am unironically that ‘could a depressed person have made this???’ meme #except instead of whatever it is in the episode #it’s 50k of the most boring and plain fiction ever written #spread over like 15 projects bc it was the only way to avoid the physically painful waves of shame and loathing over my ideas #this is something I should discuss in therapy but idek what I’m on about #so I really don’t know how I could. explain it? #things to tackle then: #1. my inability to estimate mood #and for that I need to fill in her journal thing but like #I can identify good or bad things but it doesn’t translate into a mood #I know there are days that are supposed to be good but? they didn’t really feel different #2. the certainty that I’m fine actually? I’m fine. look I wrote 50k and also I went to work every day #also I haven’t been crying as much #so clearly it was hormonal and I’m fine. as mom said. #I just have to find a job I like and then I’ll be fixed and it’s on me for not doing that earlier #maybe also do sports and it’ll be fine. i just don’t bc I’m too lazy and so I feel bad in direct correlation or punishment #3. that anxiety scenario thing has been plaguing me for two weeks #the concept of having to write it and then read it out loud and then record it and then listen to it? nope. cant. the shame is like. lethal #4. but it ties into 2; looked for a psychiatrist and didn’t find one #but also feeling very silly about the whole thing? i don’t need meds. I’m fine. i wrote 50k this month. i even enjoyed things #like that movie and being able to focus on a character #that’s a sign I’m fine. it’s proof I’m fine and that I’m not focusing on work or doing the other important tasks #only out of laziness and bc I’m a bad and selfish person who’s going to get what’s coming to her #…..yeah. i don’t want to go. #but I also wanted to disappear very very very badly when I woke up this morning so probably I should eh #other vague threads: the job from a distance and the life I should have #and the devaluing of nano while it also being the proof I’m fine