#feel free to give me treats whenever babes

[polteergeistt]

here’s a treat :]

I opened it and saw it was twitter i was like "oh my god..." AND THEN and then I watched and went "OH MY GODOFNFJ"

RING THE PRETTY BOY ALERT🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

That man is fine as hell and he can do everything he wants to me but I'm not sure his boyfriend would approve, neither would his boyfriend, nor his boyfriend. *sad sigh*

And the edit is yummyyy ???? It's yummy

Thank you for the treat 😋🍭

#polteergeistt ask #sleep token #sleep token band #PRETTY BOY ALERT #sleep token iii #feel free to give me treats whenever babes

[planet-dusk]

tw//cnc, coercion

jisungie and coercion in a cnc roleplay scenario has been plaguing my mind for a while... he's all "please, baby? it hurts... i know you want it, too, right? i'll be quick.. promise"

"just the tip, please, baby. i promise. i love you. need you so much. you love me, too, right?"

which he immediately disobeys and slides right in, "why're you so wet, baby? you really wanted this, didn't you?"

"let me cum inside, babe. it belongs in this pussy, doesn't it? you know that."

if u have anything to add i might pass away but no pressure. ily ! i'm glad you're back:)

maesie it's so good to see you,, i hope you're doing well! and leaving such a treat in my inbox? yum <33

🏷️ han jisung x fem!reader. cw ; cnc, free use, breeding, pet names: baby, babe, doll ( 692 w. )

minors dni. for mature audiences only !

jisung gets so desperate when he's needy, and he's just a tad too big for you to not feel the sting without any prep of his fingers; the thought alone makes you wet at the most inconvenient times. so you and jisung came to an agreement: you get to use each other, wherever, whenever. but that doesn't mean it isn't fun to push back a little. feed into his recklessness.

"not now, babe," you manoeuvrer between the spice rack and the stove with jisung clinging to your back. "i'm trying to make dinner here."

"but i need you, baby. i love you. you love me too, right? i need you so bad. please, it hurts," he pleads, bulge pressing thick and heavy against your ass. "just lemme grind against you for a second then, yeah? i'll be quick."

he lifts your skirt and grabs your hips, hungry, fingers making indents in the flesh. his leaking cock slides between your thighs, rubbing against your clothed clit with every rock of his hips.

"that's my girl, so good for me, fuck— i can feel you throbbing trough your panties, baby." he kisses your shoulder, his grip on your hips becoming more insistent. "let me put it in, please? i need to feel your pretty cunt around me. just the tip, okay?"

"sung, the food —"

"dinner can wait," he slides your panties down to your knees and you instinctively push your hips back. the gentle but demanding press of his hand between your shoulder blades lowers you over the kitchen counter. his cock prods at your hole, clumsily in his need, catching on the rim a few times.

the knot in your stomach tightens at the prospect of him entering you raw. it isn't the first time but you know how much the pretense of it riles him up.

"n-no sungie, wait, not without a condom..."

"it's just the tip, baby. i'll pull out, i promise. god, this tiny pussy," jisung groans when your walls give way slowly for the thick head of his cock. you whimper at the burn, caught between the counter and his hips with nowhere to go but take it.

"i know, doll, i know." he soothes you with a kiss to your nape. you gasp when he sinks in deeper, the sting bleeding into a dull throb when he hits that sweet spot nestled between your walls. "'m sorry, shit — this pussy's sucking me right in, baby, i can't help it. want me that bad, huh? you're such a liar."

"'m not," you shake your head, cunt clenching around him at the same time.

"i can feel how wet you are, baby, i know you need this too." his hips slam into yours and he wraps an arm around your chest to lift you up, his long curls tickling your ear. "let me cum inside, babe, it belongs in this pussy, doesn't it? you know that."

his other hand's on your clit now, and you won't last long this way. you're too far gone to give him a proper answer so you shake your head again, stammering a chorus of pleas and moans as your orgasm quickly approaches.

"then why're you creaming on my cock, baby? this tight fucking pussy's begging to be bred," jisung groans, "knows who she belongs to. do you, baby? c'mon, tell me."

he forces his cock as deep as he can and you shudder, holding onto the counter top for dear life as he fucks you towards the peak of oversensitivity.

"y-you," you start to ramble, "it's all yours, sungie-ah, please..."

jisung leaves sloppy kisses all over your neck and shoulder, mumbling filthy words of praise into your skin. "best pussy in the whole freakin' world, gonna fill you up so good, baby, until it's dripping down your legs..."

he cums with a final gasp of your name, then holds you close for a moment. "thank you. i love you," he whispers into your hair, and you squeal in surprise when he spins you around and drops to his knees in front of you.

jisung laughs and presses a kiss to your mound. "dessert first."

© planet-dusk do not copy, translate or repost my works.

#answered #hanjibug #stray kids smut #skz smut #stray kids hard hours #skz hard hours #stray kids imagines #skz imagines #stray kids headcanons #skz headcanons #stray kids x reader #skz x reader #stray kids fanfic #skz fanfic #han jisung smut #han jisung x reader #tw: cnc #;skz blurbs

[toruro]

— ✧ to the brim

pairing. kim mingyu x reader

description. all your sweet husband wants is to put a baby into you—is that so bad?

↳ tags. smut (18+), breeding kink, husband!mingyu, filthy honestly

w/c. 2.9k

a/n. request .. i couldnt hold back

you shut your eyes tight, squirming against the soft linen sheets as your husband holds you down. mingyu’s thick, strong arm latches onto your hips, pushing them back down whenever you dig your heels into the mattress and lift them up.

his tongue is lapping at your cunt, the lower half of his face slowly turning into a slobbering, dripping mess. “gyu,” you cry out, as he brings up a single finger and plunges it into your gummy walls, rubbing against them relentlessly and moves his mouth to your clit.

this is mingyu’s treat, as he put it five minutes earlier when you rolled on top of him this morning. you’d spent a few peaceful minutes laying on his sheet as he stroked his fingers through your hair as you drowsily murmured something about enjoying this weekend. of course, mingyu being the loving, caring, giving husband that he is, he offered to go down on you to make sure your day started off a little extra sweet.

now, as mingyu promised, you’re on the verge of your likely first of many orgasms for the next two days, nearly having to grab a pillow to cover your mouth so you don’t get a noise complaint from your neighbors.

reaching down to pull his hair, mingyu moans against your core when you tug at the thick brown locks, the vibrations building up that knot that he’s been so carefully tying. he’s looking you right in the eyes and the way his eyelids are half closed, almost as if he’s enjoying this as much as you (he probably is), has that knot being pulled so tight that you can’t help but let tears prick at corner of your eyes when it finally snaps.

mingyu fucks his fingers into you so fast it has you seeing stars as you ride out your orgasm, his demanding grip on your waist finally being release so you can swivel your hips to meet the movements of his hands. coming down with cries of his name and heavy pants, mingyu finally frees your overstimulated cunt of his ministrations, not breaking his gaze on you.

“you liked that?” he asks jokingly, peeling himself away from your wet thighs, glistening chin on display under the morning glow. rolling your eyes as you finally catch your breath, you let your hiked up knees fall to the bed as mingyu crawls up to you, pressing a messy kiss on your lips.

wincing slightly at the feeling of your own wetness against your cheeks, you push his face away gently. “of course i liked that,” you mumble, face burning.

mingyu chuckles, rolling over and laying in his back next to you, legs intertwined with yours. “just making sure angel,” he replies, bringing up a finger to wipe away some of the wetness from his lips, watching you as you shimmy your panties back on. he pouts when he realizes you’re getting up, fisting and unfisting his hand as he reaches out for you in a grabbing motion. “want more, angel.”

you consider going along with whatever plans mingyu has, and although you are quite turned on, you also feel the need to be a little productive. “i thought this was my treat, was it not?” you retort, swinging your legs over the bed and standing up, making your way out the door.

mingyu huffs at your response, “you’re lame,” throwing his head back. he kicks his legs around in the bed with a faux tantrum, rolling over to your side—he insists it’s warmer—and reaches for your phone. “hey babe, what’s your password again?” he calls out to you in a teasing tone when you’re at the bedroom door.

“mingyu there’s no way you just asked me that,” you sigh, knowing where this is going. he looks up at you with a smug grin as he holds your phone in the air.

“i know,” he says smugly, ”i just want to hear you say it.”

warmth permeates your body at his honesty, and you ears burn as you turn away, embarrassed. “it’s your birthday…”

“aww, really?” he coos as if you haven’t repeated this a million times.

“yes babe,” you mumble, walking out the door. “don’t milk it, or i’ll change it.”

mingyu gasps from the bed. “you would never,” he yells in disbelief.

“would so!” you yell back, grinning to yourself knowing that it’s a damn lie. “what are you doing on my phone anyways?” you ask curiously from the kitchen.

“‘m checking your calendar,” he replies, and from the open door you can see him scrolling through what you can only assume is your period app. you, once again, have an idea of where this is going to go, except this time you aren’t sure if you’ll be able to control yourself—not with the way you instinctively press your thighs together as you remember that it’s that time of month.

no, not that time of month—the other time of month.

you don’t even have time to think about what you’re going to make for breakfast because mingyu is thudding down the hallway and circling his large hand around your wrist and dragging you back to the bedroom. you can’t even find it in you to protest at this point, the familiar pooling of heat at the base of your stomach reinforcing the fact that you want—no, need—this as much as him.

you stumble over your steps but mingyu’s grip on you is tight and steady and before you know it he has you in the air and thrown onto the mattress. “you’re already prepped right angel?” mingyu confirms as he pushes his boxers down before clambering on top of you, resting himself between your legs.

“i dunno,” you tease, wrapping your arms around his neck to bring him down into a fierce kiss. “you kind of did eat me out like five minutes ago, did you forget?”

“how could i?” mingyu grins, tugging at the hem of your (his) shirt as a signal to take it off. “you look so hot when you cum,” he adds, “wish i could take a picture and make it my wallpaper or something.” he yanks down your soiled panties once more, making it a personal goal for himself to make sure you don’t get the chance to put them back on this morning.

“you already have pictures,” you remind him, slipping off mingyu’s shirt from your body, falling back onto the sheets as he stares down at you, his painfully hard length pressing into your thigh.

“yeah but they aren’t my wallpaper,” mingyu whines, flicking your clit once and chuckling at the way your body jerks.

“maybe because i don’t want—i don’t know—dokyeom to see me naked every time you open your phone.”

“ugh, you’re right—i hate sharing,” he agrees, nudging his tip against your folds. “you ready angel?”

"uh-huh," you murmur, lifting your hips slightly so he can line himself up with your hole. his bulbous tip hardly pushes in an inch before you're whining out his name and pushing the side of your face into the mattress from the stretch.

not even years with mingyu can prepare you for the way his cock is always so thick and long—the initial stretch is always a challenge, but the sensation of being split in two by your one and only husband has become one that you cherish.

"fuck," mingyu grunts, letting his had fall to your shoulder as he eases his cock into your cunt. "you're fucking sucking me in babe," he continues as he finally bottoms out. pressing kissing onto your skin, you dig your nails into mingyu's back as he allows you to adjust.

when you start to involuntarily rock your hips into his, mingyu takes this as his chance to take control, pressing his arms into your pelvis to still your movements. looking up at him with confusion, his only response is a smirk as he roughly snaps his hips back, the harsh drag of his cock making your vision go hazy and your mind go dizzy. without warning, he ruts back into you, and he feels so close that you nearly feel his cock pulsing inside of your cunt.

the sound of your soaked pussy and mingyu's cock colliding echos through the room, a wet puddle forming beneath the area you connect. your body shakes on the mattress with every thrust, his hips sending you in a back and forth motion as you reach for his hand to stabilize yourself.

"fuck, how are you always this tight?" he moans, slick from your cunt running down his thigh as he angles himself higher above you.

"f-feels so good gyu," you manage to gasp, your legs weakening, their grip on his hips growing loose. "baby, your shoulders—fuck—ca-can you—can i—" you beg incandescently, not making much sense but it seems mingyu understands the message as he slows down his movements.

"god yes." grabbing your legs, he pushes them up so that your knees are pressing against your chest. you secure them in their spot by wrapping your hands under your knees, but the position doesn't last for long before mingyu throws each leg over his shoulder so your ankles touch behind his neck. mingyu latches his arms over your legs that are now pressed against his chest, before pulling his hips back and ramming back into you.

the sound of skin slapping against skin rings in your ears and with every batter of his cock against that one spot in your cunt, you feel closer and closer to white, hot release. you grapple at the sheets around you, not being able to hold your husband's hands, and squirm at the feeling of his cock twitch inside of you.

"you close gyu? 'm close," you moan.

"yeah—shit—i can tell babe, you're squeezing me so tight, so good. gonna milk me dry angel?" he grunts, pressing down further so you're nearly bent in half.

"i wanna," you babble mindlessly, "wanna cum with you—wanna have your cum gyu—"

even in your hazy state, you catch the way mingyu's eyes darken at your words. "fuck say that again," he orders.

"want your cum!" you cry out, feeling the hot coil in your stomach grow close to it's end. "fill me up gyu, 'm so close, 'm ready—please, please, please, gimme your cum gyu, please." your words are going through mingyu's ears and straight down to his cock and then he's slamming into you so hard you think you might fall off the face of the earth.

"fucking perfect pussy, 'm gonna fill you up, fill you up so good your tummy's gonna be all swollen with my baby," mingyu moans with thick spurts of his seed shooting through you, marking your cunt as his. the feeling has your back arching off the mattress, legs shaking over his shoulders as you shriek his name. "you like that?"

"mingyu—shit! love it, love your cum, love you!" you whine as pleasure slams through your body, legs giving out from the tension so they fall by mingyu's side so he can continue fucking into you despite his own overstimulation.

he watches the way you twitch at every movement, looking down at the part when his cock kisses your pussy, adoring the way he's able to fuck all his dripping seed back into you, muttering to himself about how he's gotta "make sure you don't waste a drop."

within a few moments you're both intertwined as an overstimulated mess, mingyu finally stilling inside of you as you pant for breath. "think it worked?" he murmurs, and you lift your head to look down at your core.

"it'd better," you reply, letting mingyu lean down to kiss you. then, against his lips, you continue, "we fucked up the sheets for this." you shift a little and then you feel the cool wet spot that has formed, cringing at how you already have to change the sheets.

"mm, we can just make use of the space…you know, since it's already so messy," mingyu suggest, pulling away from your lips and now that he's not kissing you, you're hyper aware of the way he's growing hard inside of you.

"mingyu—"

"c'mon angel, you know you want to. need to see you brimming with my cum," he eggs you on, grabbing your waist and turning you over on your stomach while he's still inside of you. you feel the stretch from inside of your pussy return, and mingyu's words are doing nothing but filthy things to you because you feel yourself growing warmer at the thought of his cum seeping out of you.

"please," you squeak out when he forcefully yanks your hips up so your ass is in the air, lined up with mingyu's pelvis.

"so needy," mingyu chuckles, pulling his length out halfway, placing a hand on your ass to steady himself. your whole core is covered in wetness, a mix of his saliva from earlier when he went down on you, his cum, and your own wetness. the sticky mixture coats both of your bodies now, and mingyu can't help but spiral at the idea that after this, you're going to be filled with even more of his cum.

he snaps his hips so his cock slamming back into you with such sheer force that you lurch forward, the only thing holding you in your spot being mingyu's grip on your lower half. "bet you wanted this—fuck—" he mutters out, each word punctuated with increasingly sharp thrusts, "—from the moment you woke up. wanted to be fucked raw. wanted me to dump my cum inside of your perfect fucking pussy."

"yes!" you agree without a thought to your head, arms giving out so your face is pressing into the mattress now. your moans are a bit muffled and mingyu is slightly annoyed that he can't hear you to your fullest, releasing his irritation by plunging his cock into your gaping cunt harder and harder, which has you crying out louder and louder.

"holy fuck, you're so tight—are you gonna cum already?" mingyu groans as you arch your back and push your ass back to meet his thrusts, chasing your third orgasm of the day.

"s-sorry gyu—it feels s-so so good," you blabber, tears springing at your eyes as a sob rips at your throat. you're so close already, your core squeezing and twitching uncontrollably at the immense stimulation and pleasure that's coming over you. you're tethering on to whatever last bit of self control you have as mingyu abuses your warm, wet walls with his cock.

"don't apologize angel," mingyu reminds you, but it's hard to believe him when his voice sounds so strained. you can tell he's refraining, holding himself back from letting loose and now you're mind is going blank at the thought of mingyu cumming inside you as tears begin to streak down your cheeks.

"oh my god, mingyu, 'm getting close," you warn, body growing limp as your thighs begin to cramp.

"fuck, my precious angel gonna cum on my cock? gonna make a mess?"

"yes, love your cock mingyu, love it, need it," you plead. "can i have your cum? wan' more of your cum gyu—feels so good." your vocabulary is reducing to that of a five-year olds (save for the repeated begging for mingyu's seed) and you can't help but hiccup over yourself.

"wan' my cum? fuck, i'll give you my cum—breeding you like the good fucking girl you are," mingyu spits out, jamming his cock into you with sloppy but determined thrusts. they're erratic and mindless but it has your eyes rolling to the back of your head as you cum for the third time this morning.

muffling your cries with the sheets underneath you, the way you're bawling out his name and pleading, "fill me up gyu, do it deep," has him letting go of all notions of self control.

he's cumming inside of you once more with one last thrust, murmuring, "gonna fuck a baby into you—you want that? wanna have my babies, angel?"

"yes gyu—fuck!" you moan at the feeling of his load being squirted inside of you, the hot ropes of cum seeming endless as the sensation helps you ride out the last of your orgasm.

"fuck, i've filled you to the brim," mingyu groans, looking down at the way his and your liquids cream the base of his cock and balls, the mess dripping down onto the linen. "what a mess," he mumbles to himself, more satisfied with himself than anything.

you're still slightly shaking, the past three orgasms fully catching up to you with a harsh wave of exhaustion that has your body falling forward flat onto the mattress, mingyu slipping out of you in the process. you let out a soft groan at the feeling of being empty, but have no time to dwell on the thought as mingyu flips you over again so you're lying on your back.

you're able to see the look on his face now, finally facing him, and the way his eyes sparkle down at you has your stomach tumbling in adoration. "i love you," mingyu states, eyes trailing down from your face back down to your cunt.

"i love you too," you chuckle before saying, "my eyes are up here lover boy." mingyu rolls his eyes, but doesn't peel his eyes away. "take a picture babe, it'll last longer." mingyu's eyes shoot up at that.

"can i?"

"only if you send it to me too."

a/n. hope you enjoyed! please like and reblog and let me know how u liked this c:

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[settache]

Thinking about Ionian men + kinks

CW : Breeding, marking, c/ting, praise, bondage, massage, dacryphilia, manipulation, watersports, public.

Sett - breeding, marking : this man is always so eager to see you dripping and full of his cum, and the thought of you carrying his babies its what gets him off the most, everytime he is deep inside he can't help but babble about how much he wants to make you a mother "m-Gonna' stuff you full and make you a mommy" whenever he is about to cum inside he tends to dig his teeth in your neck, as if getting you pregnant wasn't enough for him already, he wants to show off as much as possible that every part of you belongs to him.

Yone - c/tting, praising : you can't even remember how he managed to convince you to start doing this, it hurted so bad, but the look on his face whenever he makes those delicate and slow cuts in your skin makes it all worth it, and let alone the sweet praises he gives you for behaving so well "Such a good girl, taking it all so well, see? i told you it wasn't going to be so bad" he was so attentive everytime you were doing this, he enjoyed so much the expression in your face everytime you tried to hold in the tears of pain for him, the iron-like smell of your blood. Yone's favorite part was to clean you up and cuddle you up for taking it all so well.

Hwei - Bondage, massage : It all started once he asked you for help for a new "art piece" he wanted to experiment and get off his comfort zone, his delicate hands doing tight knots all over your body "Does it hurt?" "Is it okay like this?" "Tell me right away if you need anything" he was so careful as he roped your body, he didn't wanted to hurt you in any way, he loved so much the way you were so open for him, how much you trusted him to handle your body. Afterwards he would always offer you a massage, his hands were always so warm and soft, you could never say no to him. he loved so much to touch and caress every inch of you.

Jhin - Dacryphilia, manipulation : At first you didn't understand why he treated you so harshly, he would always push you until you started crying, then he would try to comfort you. It was his way to keep you under him, Jhin would always find a way to make you get back to him no matter how harsh he was with you. "Ah, don't cry on me now, it's so annoying- you are going to ruin that pretty face of yours" he would grab your face with force as you cried and he would look at you with such a tender smile, like you are the most precious thing he owns, he adores to see that helpless look on your face whenever you cry to him.

Yasuo - watersports, public : Going out for drinks with Yasuo and ending up having sex with him behind the bar being as loud as you wanted thinking the sounds of the bar would cover you up, it was pretty usual, even more than you would care to admit, he loved so much getting head from you, you make him feel so lightheaded he often forget about everything when you wrap your lips around his length "Can't hold it anymore babe" it's all he would say and you already know it meant he was going to release it all in your mouth, the hot and yellow liquid dripping it all over your neck "Thanks" it's all he whisper say as you allowed him to use you as his deposit of fluids.

I'm finally free, and i wanted to write something quick to celebrate ( •̀ ω •́ )!!!

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[chaethewriter]

Jack Champion x gamer gf! reader

J. Champion with a gamer gf headcanons

a gym rat and gamer girl in love.

A/N: incredibly short and silly, because this was just on my mind.

◇ even before he had asked you if he could be your boyfriend, he knew about your gaming addiction— obsession.

◇ no matter where he saw you, your eyes were always set on a screen.

◇ whether that be on your PlayStation, computer or even the Nintendo Switch.

◇ he knew you liked gaming, but when you started dating, he truly got to meet gamer you.

◇ you stayed at his house often, it was almost your second home.

◇ the main reason being: the two of you were glued together.

◇ it doesn't matter what either of you were doing, as long as you did it together.

◇ moments when you sat somewhere with your phone being opened on Genshin, waiting at the gym while he was training.

◇ this also meant your stuff being in his bedroom.

◇ your Nintendo Switch for example.

◇ whenever the two of you were free from any work and college, you would be lying down on the bed, resting your head into his lap.

◇ you would be playing any form of tactical strategic game as he ran his fingers through your hair.

◇ he would watch the way your nose scrunched up as you glared at the screen to figure out how to ambush the enemy without getting your team killed.

◇ the movie he had put on the television long forgotten as he watched you in admiration.

◇ he would give commentary as he watched you, asking you things that he saw as he was genuinely interested in the stuff you like.

◇ "babe? What does that icon mean?"

◇ "do you get to dress up your main character?"

◇ "is there a reason why you put the arrow users behind the sword users?"

◇ he knows he might sound dumb, but he was genuinely wondering.

◇ you looked like you knew what you were doing, as if you put all of your energy into it.

◇ it was cute.

"Are you sure I can try? I mean I don't want to ruin your rounds-"

"Jack, babe, it's fine! I will help you." You were playing 'fire emblem three houses' on Jack's lap, but you couldn't help but feel a gaze burning into your skin. You had looked to the side, watching how he watched you with interest. You knew that look, he was curious, eager to try.

So you told him he could.

You were still in his lap, the Switch in his hands as yours were on top of his to guide him.

"What I always do is keep the bow user behind with the healer, before that I usually put mages, then axes and polearms and swords. I usually put cavalry on their own as they're pretty strong. Sometimes I leave them with healers, as they also have another weapon to use so that the cavalry isn't all alone."

He had no idea what you were saying and it was noticeable in the way he was playing.

Attacking a cavalry with a bow user, but he was getting there.

You couldn't tell him off, though. The way he was fully concentrating in the game with his chin resting against the top of your head.

◇ when the two of you were at your home, he would sit you on his lap as he watched you game.

◇ one of his arms wrapped around your waist to keep you in place, his other hand occupied by his phone.

◇ his phone was long forgotten though, as he watched you carry in your valorant match.

◇ you play without a headset when Jack is around so that he doesn't feel closed off or ignored.

◇ this is how he hears the toxicity of Valorant though.

◇ genuinely gets angry when you get insulted.

"Bro, why you assuming aimbot? Not my fault I can actually aim." You groaned into the mic as your fingers aggressively tapped on the WASD keys. You got into yet another toxic match and it was pissing you off.

"Make me a fucking sandwich, fucking bitch."

Now that made Jack furious. The grip on your waist got tighter as he cussed the other player out into the mic. He wouldn't let anyone get off the hook so easily, not when they degraded his girl.

"Who do you think you are, fucker? Treating women like trash? You're so fucking pathetic." His voice was hoarse as he spoke, venom laced into his words.

◇ worries when you play any game that involves communication via the mic after hearing what words are exchanged.

◇ call of duty, apex, valorant.

◇ any shooter games.

◇ he just worries that the words will get to you, but seeing how much you enjoy the game, as well as the way you knew how to reply to such comments he just knew you would be okay.

◇ that wouldn't stop him from being the overprotective boyfriend, though.

◇ eventually, Jack actually wanted to spend his time gaming with you as well.

◇ you were over the moon when he had told you that.

◇ your gym addicted boyfriend? Wanting to learn about the game world?

◇ you knew you had to start easy.

◇ something cute, interactive but romantic.

◇ minecraft.

◇ he knew about minecraft. He had played it a couple times with friends, but that was years ago.

◇ he had bought the game on his phone and you helped him with his own avatar!

◇ fun fact: the name of your shared world is actually your shipname.

◇ he hits all the flowers he can find for you.

◇ his entire inventory is filled with different kinds of flowers.

◇ follows you around like a lost puppy when the two of you go hunting.

◇ wants to be your knight in shining armor, but only has flowers to smack the zombies with.

◇ screamed when a creeper blew up not so far away from him.

◇ gets distracted by the most stupid things he can find.

"do we need this web?"

"rotten flesh? Should I take it?"

"this polar bear reminds me of you babe!"

"babe help! I lose you."

"can you come get me? I think I'm lost."

◇ he loves to spend his time building you guys' house and he acts like that's actually what your house will look like.

◇ "hmm, I actually want the dinner table to be here, since you like sitting down and facing that way, right"

◇ you told him it's just a game, but he wants it to be as accurate as possible.

◇ he squealed when you tamed a cat and called it Butters.

◇ he spends time fixing cute dates in minecraft while you're busy with college: picnics, mini zoos— since he knows you're more of an indoor person.

◇ you thank him with a lot of irl kisses.

◇ all over all, he's trying for you and he enjoys spending time with you, no matter what. <3

◇ BONUS

◇ he is so jealous whenever he catches you playing gacha games.

◇ why? He always catches you drooling at some hot animated characters.

◇ sits far away frowning, arms crossed as he watches you giggling at your phone.

"Babe! I'm the real deal! He doesn't exist!"

◇ he just wants attention, pls tell him you love him. <3

#chaethewriter #jack champion is taking my brain over #jack champion x reader #jack champion #jack champion imagine #jack champion headcannons #jack champion imagines #jack champion headcanons #ethan landry #ethan landry x reader

[kokomos]

❂ 𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗠 𝗚𝗜𝗥𝗟

jessica riley relationship headcanons

+ Always so excited when she gets to see you! Runs up to you and traps you in a bear hug before giving you sloppy kisses on your cheeks.

+ Hates being away from you for long periods of time. She's a bit of a clingy girlfriend meaning she wants a lot of your free time to be spent with one another. Whenever you two are apart she's planning the next time she can see you, she can't help but miss you!

+ Constant physical affection is a must if you're dating her. She loves the reassurance she gets when you touch her. Her favorite is when you wrap an arm around her waist to get real close to her. Adores having your face in the crook of her neck.

+ Definitely treats your lap like her own personal throne; enjoys the feelings of your hands holding onto her hips and thighs.

+ Kind of like a puppy in love; she's quick to blindly follow her heart and it hurts her more often than not.

+ Feels compelled to do anything in her power to make your life easier ie. do the chores she knows you dread.

+ Since before you two even officially started dating, she's given you so many nicknames in passing that you're sure she can't even keep track of the ones assigned to you. Her go-to is the casual babe or baby. She also wouldn't mind if you called her princess every now and again.

+ She's always asking you questions about yourself. It's important to her that the both of you are knowledgeable on the topic of each other. It's something that makes her feel more close to you than anyone else.

  - "If you could do anything, like anything ever, for the rest of your life, what would you wanna do? By the way, you can say me, I wouldn't mind complying with that answer at all."

+ Quick with the comebacks. Be prepared to lose gracefully if you ever get into an argument with her because there's no way she's letting you win.

+ So playful with everyone but the most with you! She tries to live life somewhat lightheartedly believing that's what can bring her the most happiness.

+ Prefers to forgive and forget. Doesn't understand the whole idea of focusing so much energy onto someone in order to get revenge. If the opportunity presents itself that's another thing though!

+ She's an open book once she trusts you and it doesn't take a lot for her to put her trust in someone. Doesn't care about the risks involved with loving and losing someone, she sees it as a necessary part of life.

+ Big gossiper!! Constantly pulling you aside during an event to catch you up real quick on any updates with the drama. Please be enthusiastic/receptive while she's talking to you about this kind of stuff! She means no harm by it and stays positive about the people involved unless they've done something totally heinous.

  - "I need to tell you what I just found out about that girl and her boyfriend. So last weekend, when she was visiting family out of town…"

+ Says she needs your help to do her braids but really she can do them by herself in under five minutes. She'll take any chance she can to feel your fingers in her hair.

+ On days where she's feeling lazy, she makes you do her whole make-up routine. No mercy, she doesn't care if you guys sit there for hours, it needs to be done and it needs to be done right. She shows her gratuity with a shower of compliments and calculated kisses as to not mess up all your hard work.

  - "Oh my god, babe! You're so good at this, I should make you do my make-up every day. Kidding, don't worry."

+ Secretly insecure behind all that confidence. She can become pretty defensive in an argument with you, often lashing out because she feels threatened. What she really needs is reassurance that you're not attacking her, you just want resolution or to talk about the problem at its core.

+ Jess is the type of girlfriend that wants to be treated like a trophy wife… even without the ring.

— ♡☆

a/n: dedicated to the anon who requested :) i hope i did jess some justice!!

#jessica riley #jess riley #jessica riley x reader #jessica riley headcanons #jessica riley fluff #jessica riley imagine #jessica riley x you #until dawn #until dawn x reader #until dawn headcanons #until dawn imagine

[viburnt]

omg your puppy hybrid au i love! i can totally see dabi trying to turn the tables and collar his owner instead 😭😭

Anon, you're SO right! You smart little thing, have some Collar Headcanons.

• Doberman! Dabi does try to collar up his lady, specially after you tried to place the black leather piece on his neck. It's both a way to say "This one here is mine, fuck off!" And also a way of teasing.

• He hates the idea of being treated like a pet of some sorts, and also despises the concept of control the collar means. If he wanted to be collared up, he would've stayed with his father. It also makes him feel like one of those fancy tiny lapdogs, so collars are a no no for him.

• Touya often teases Tomura about it by the way. He is aware that the collar Shigaraki uses is functional more than a prop, but he can't help but smirk and mock him.

• The first time you asked him if he'd ever use a collar, his answer was a very blunt: "Fuck no! You're not my owner." You don't try to press the topic any further since it's clear it made him uncomfortable, but sometimes (when he is alone), he thinks about it. You may not be his owner (you are) but he sure does follow your lead.

• It is when he sees you had actually bought a collar for him that something in his brain just clicks. Sure, he wasn't going to use it, but his mind drifted to places: your neck would look so pretty with that thing on! The mere thought makes him go feral.

• "Don't tell me, this lil' thing was supposed to be for me? What about you wear it instead?"

• Low-key keeps the collar close to him to rub his scent on it and then tries to sneak it around your neck. He has to mark territory!

• Dabi taunts and teases you whenever the topic surges, tugging the leather piece around your neck in playful banter. "Say, how's my little lapdog? It's not too tight, is it?"

• Likes to snap pictures of you with that damned collar, has an album full of them. His favorite ones are where you're trying to cover your face in embarrassment. "What? Shy now? Weren't you thinking of doing this to me?"

• The only moment where a collar is ok for him to use is during his heats, for reasons stated in my last post.

"I'm not wearing that!" Dabi yelled, running around the small space of your living room as you tried to place the collar on. "At least let me see how it'd look! Come on, please!" You begged, following him around. "Put it on if you want to play pet so bad."

Pouting you gave up, sitting on the couch in defeat. "Fine, I guess I can give this to- Hey! What-" You didn't feel when Dabi had taken the item off your hands, gasping a little as his rough hands secured it around your neck in a swift movement. It was tight, choking you slightly. "Don't make me walk you like a dog..." Touya chuckled.

Tagging my babes: @shionancientsblog @dabislittlemouse @trickster-kat @shonen-brainrot (feel free to tag more Dabi fans haha)

#my hero academia #MHA Puppy boy! AU #dabi x reader

[angelltheninth]

Hello my babe~ are you still into twisted wonderland?? (I follow you before I saw your kinktober masterlist with Jamil and Rook, and honestly it was like a full meal to me~) Can you please do a lost virginity kink with Jamil?

I'm still every into Twisted Wonderland. And feel free to call me any cute pet name you want, it really makes those happy hormones flow in my brain.

Pairing: Jamil Viper x Fem!Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, virginity loss, guidance, dom/sub dynamics, handjob, blowjob, cunnilingus, gentle sex turns into rougher sex, clit stimulation, kink negotiation, praise

A/N: Whenever I look at Jamil I always think how he's really nice and supportive, but then he can get that smoldering look in his eyes and I'm ready to drop you know.

From the moment you started dating Jamil had treated you like a princess, every gesture and word perfectly thought out to make your heart beat faster and to make you swoon

He wanted you to be as comfortable as possible with the relationship before taking the next step

You no noticed a few times that he wanted to ask you to go further but always pulled away, which while sweet was also a little annoying

He's not the only one pent up as hell

"You've been what? Oh. To me? Why are you telling me this now?" He can't help but put tiny bit less distance between the two of you when you bring up the subject of you having dirty thoughts about him, "No, of course I think of you too. I think of you every night princess."

"Do you want to try? I won't push you. Honestly my hand is more then enough to take care of this later." You shake your head and reach out to touch his bulge, it's warmer then you figured it be, and it pulses under your fingers as they flex around it "Have you ever done this before? Just this."

He doesn't laugh or groan in disappointment when you admit that no you haven't been intimate with anyone before, you've been a little scared to

"You don't have to be scared of me. We can start with getting familiar with each others bodies. How about we take our clothes off and go from there. We'll do it together." His hand takes yours and brings it to his lips, his kisses gentle and reassuring on your knuckles

Even though he says that you're very aware of his eyes drink you in, moving over every inch of naked skin, every curve, over your breast and stopping to look between your legs as he licks his lips

"You're a dream." He walks up to you, completely confident in his naked self, his slim but toned body pressing against yours in a hug

And... oh, his cock, of course, you look at it from above, seeing the dark head looking back at you, you can't help but wonder what he tastes like

Your train of through is cut short as you feel his hand making it's way down your back, massaging your ass and just barely fingering your slit

"As excited as I am I see." He bites your ear, his tongue immediately flicking out to soothe the bite "I want to eat you out. Let me have my fill of you my beautiful rose." He's already dropping on his knees before you, his hair falling now free and falling over his back and face

The way he's looking at you now makes you think he really will eat you at some point tonight, that he'll make you beg, but for now he's letting you have control

You give him a sheepish nod and let him hook his hand under your knee while you smooth his hair out of his face and grip it tight

At first he's only kissing you, kissing around and over your folds, gentle pulling back your hood to reveal your clit, the first lick of his tongue over it feels like stars exploding and mending back together

It's so good, so different from your fingers and toys, so slow and calculated, he knows what he's doing and while there's a small spark of jealousy there you also can't help but feel possessive, he's doing this for you now, he's worshiping you, his cock is hard for you

The knowledge of that makes you grind against his mouth, makes you ask for his fingers, you want to know how they feel in your pussy

He's very enthusiastic to eat you out exactly how you want while his thumb is on your clit, pressing and tapping on it, "Tell me you want me to make you come and I will."

It might have been worded like a suggestion but it made something submissive inside you flare up instead, he wanted you to say it, you chanted it instead while you bucked your hips into him and felt yourself clenching and pulsing around his fingers only for him to withdraw them right as your orgasm hit, leaving your cunt empty and wanting

Jamil grabbed handfuls of your ass and hoisted you up to carry you onto the bed, all the while providing you with his cock to slide up against

"Was that good my sweet?" He sure enjoyed it by the way he licked up your juices from his lips and sucked his fingers clean with a loud pop

It was good but you wanted more, you wanted it again

"Happy to oblige. Only I think we should both get something out of this. I'm going to try something, you tell me if it's too much." You watch with curious eyes as he turns around and straddles your face, his cock right above you as he pulls your hips and ass into the air and folds you toward him, "Good?" He asks while he licks your clit and circles his finger around your pussyhole

You moan a low yes as you lean up and run an experimental lick around his cockhead, "Go ahead princess, it's all yours now." He smiles against your thigh before he pushes his finger inside of you

You want to please him as best as you can, to take his whole cock into your mouth but your inexperience and the way he keeps licking and fingering at you make it hard to concentrate

"Take your time. I'm more than happy with this." His licks get faster, one finger becoming two, "You taste so damn good. Your pussy is- ouch! Hey careful around the tip, it's really sensitive. Hmmn, that's better circle me with your tongue. Use your hand around the base."

The two of you start moving in rhythm, he's now three fingers deep inside of you and you still want more, you want his cock, it's taste is making you dizzy, his cum trickling down and onto your tongue and chin

Right as you feel yourself about to come again he pulls away with one final kiss on your cunt

He holds you by your thighs so you don't fall back forward and bends down right over you, his hard cock nudging at your hole, "Hm, you kind of look like a little pussytoy like this." He chuckles as he looks back at you and sinks his cock into you hole all the way to his balls, "You feel better then one though." He looks forward and tilts his head back in pleasure

You could only moan as the feeling of his cock filling you up over and over flooded your mind, "What's this? Did you get excited over being called my pussytoy. Interesting, we'll be exploring that kink of yours later. Now just focus on feeling how deep my cock goes. Can you feel how well we fit together, my pretty little rose?"

You did feel it, the two of you being one, your pleasures building up and amplifying each other

You saw the sweat flowing down Jamil's toned back, his hair wild and flowing as his breathing became more and more labored, he pulled out before he could spill inside of you, instead shooting his cum all over your stomach as his mouth closed around your pussy and his tongue finished the job his cock started, sending you over the edge again

"Fuck. I'm sorry about that. I forgot the condoms. Next time I promise I'll stay inside okay?" He placed one last kiss, making your hips jerk and twitch before he lowered them back onto the bed, "Look at this mess. You look kind of pretty wearing my cum." You liked wearing it

He was about to turn and kiss you but his stomach growling interrupted him, "Ah. Right. We have to actually eat don't we? Are you okay with getting cleaned up while I get us some food? After we get some energy back we can try again. Maybe see how far I can take it with that degradation kink you seem to have."

Jamil leaned over to kiss you, soft and light before he walked, without even bothering to put his clothes back on, out of the bedroom, humming a happy tune

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #jamil viper #jamil viper x reader #jamil x reader #twst #twst x reader #twst smut #twisted wonderland smut #twst imagines #twisted wonderland imagine

[jinnify]

stray kids as your halloween costume partner 🎃🕯️

disclaimer: the pictures are just meant as a reference ^^ feel free to alter it to your liking~

bang chan: the corpse bride and victor

sauur :( 

you were balls-deep in some Loving Chris Juice when you suggested this

dude had NO IDEA how in love with him u were

so you kinda just

“haha we should dress as the corpse bride…jk…but we should”

Chan didn’t really say anything he just kinda shrugged his shoulders and agreed

you guys ended up going to a party chan had been invited to earlier in the month 

which honestly kinda annoyed you since you had wanted to go trick-or-treating but didn’t say anything

The entire night you kinda just hovered around chan, inwardly crying whenever a person came to flirt with him

“you good?”

“yeah, just kinda bored since I don’t know anyone here”

“wanna go trick-or-treating? instead”

lee minho: gomez and morticia addams

Minho took it seriously when you told him the addams family was your favourite movie

he promptly suggested you guys dress as gomez and morticia

even going as far as dyeing his hair black that night

“babe, c’mon. you know i’d look amazing in a suit,” he winked

there was really no arguing with minho once he had made up his mind about something

plus, he really did look good in a suit

cue you staring at his ass all night

you had both opted for giving out candy the entire night, dramatically opening the door together whenever you got a knock

halloween night was chill for the pair of you

you gave out candy

you made out a bunch

and you were knocked out in bed by 10 pm

seo changbin: rapunzel and flynn rider

LISTEN

you have had a vision since even BEFORE you started dating changbin

Changbin was the absolute embodiment of flynn

The Confidence? Check

The Charms? Check

The Face? Check

The Body? Check

The Absolute Need to be flirting with you? Check

not to mention how much of a softie he truly was

Changbin was absolutely perfect as flynn, you will not be taking any objections

he was absolutely down to wearing matching costumes with you

maybe even more excited than you to be dressed as flynn but anyway

you spent your night with your friends, having fun trick-or-treating and trading candies together

“you already know i hate reeses cups why are you trying to trade them with me!!”

one thing about changbin

he was going to whine about nothing

“Fine! Here! take me snickers!”

hwang hyunjin: howl and sophie

I mean hello

Who are we Fooling here

Hyunjin Is Literally Howl

it was actually hyunjin that came up with the idea to dress as howl and sophie

He had started to grow out his hair the year before when you watched the movie to be able to dress as him

“YOU LOOK SO CUTE DRESSED A SOPHIE”

He wouldn’t stop hugging you

or shaking you by the shoulders

You were a little scared he was going to end up hurting you by accident with how much he was shaking you

“Hyunjin please let go of me”

“BUT YOU LOOK SO CUTE WITH YOUR GREY HAIR”

pls help idk why hyunjin’s is so hard to write for im sorry my hyune likers i tried

han jisung: raven and beast boy

ok look

Jisung is a certified Alt Girl Lover™️

and who is more of an alt girl than the og raven

he couldn’t wait to bring the idea up to you

boy was literally shaking while explaining his idea to you

he was so excited lmao

As his best friend, you had no choice but to follow along

“Only if you go as beast boy”

“bro are you kidding? I’ve had the costume for like a week already?”

“did you buy me mine?”

“uh, no. get your own shit”

You did in fact make him buy you your costume on halloween night

He got it off craigslist and only washed it once :/

You ended up going to a club and getting drunk together

“Haha wouldn’t it be crazy if we kissed?”

“jisung , it this your way of asking to kiss me?”

“maybe”

lee felix: beauty and the beast

“I think felix would look prettier as belle”

seo changbin how could you

of course felix suggested you to be belle but your pride had already been hurt by then

so you just let him go as belle

He really did look prettier 😔

It was actually really fun going out in these costumes

A lot of little girls came up to take a picture with him

It was the cutest thing

He did end up asking you to change into your original belle costume you guys ended up going to later on in the night

“Y’know changbin was wrong, right?”

“Nah, you really are so pretty lix.”

suddenly you guys were all sappy for each other

How could u not when felix was dressed like a literal prince

You left the party early to go home and cuddle <3

kim seungmin: ghostface and michael myers

The only one taking this halloween shit SERIOUSLY

at this point in your guys’ friendship, you knew better than to deny seungmin the pleasure of causing chaos

ofc being seungmin’s best friend meant going along with his shenanigans

No Questions Asked

so when he got to your apartment with a ghostface mask and black robe in hand you already knew what was up

“what are you going to be then?” 

“your mom”

“Do Not speak on my mother you bitch”

anyway he didn’t end up telling you lmao

he waited until halloween to show you instead

“aren’t you a little too short to be michael myers?”

“I���m going to kill you with a rock”

seungmin spent the entire night terrorizing people like the menace he is

“just so you know, if you end up getting jumped I'm not helping your ass”

yang jeongin: papa smurf

“Is this a bad idea?”

“nah”

It Was A Bad Idea

the blue facepaint stained your face

for Three Days

you had to walk around campus with a blue face

because jeongin wanted to dress up as smurfs

You didn’t really think much about it the day of halloween while jeongin was painting your face

But afterward, you tried beating jeongin’s ass

You got made fun of by the rest of your friend group for being dumbasses but beside that you were pretty okay

All you can remember from halloween night is daring jeongin to climb onto the roof of the house you were at and cannonball into their pool

He missed by a few inches and broke his fibula because of how drunk he was

No regrets

#i was supposed to post this on friday the 13th #but then i went to a party and completely forgot 🫦 #anyway #here we are #stray kids #stray kids x reader #stray kids smau #stray kids fluff #what is fluff that is not fluff? #non-fluff if u will #skz #📁 stray kids: ot8

[makethatelevenrings]

Somewhere Only We Know - FOUR

Chapter Warning: swearing, spoilers for 2x03, mediocre writing

Series Masterlist

“Fucking hell,” you grunted as you tried to balance a camera bag, your work bag, and the box of treats in your hand while simultaneously attempting to lock your car door. Glancing over your shoulder, you realized with dismay that after succeeding at this, you would somehow have to open the door to the training facility.

“Oi, babes, let me get that for you,” Keeley, your hero and savior, called. She exited her own car and took the large box out of your hands which considerably lightened the load on your arms.

“Y’know, if you needed me to kill someone, I would do it without question,” you gasped out as you finally locked the door to your car. She grinned and bumped her shoulder against yours.

“Good to know. I’ll keep that in mind. What’s today’s treat?”

“Blueberry and strawberry muffins. Blue and red, like Richmond’s colors.”

“Fucking brilliant. Have I told you that yet? You’re fucking brilliant.”

“You’re just trying to butter me up for more sweets.”

Keeley batted her lashes at you and shrugged. “I might be, but I’m not lying. I wouldn’t be opposed to some brandy snaps if you ever make those.”

You chuckled. “I’ll keep it in mind.”

Keeley led the way to the locker rooms through the maze of halls. The blonde announced herself with a loud “knock, knock” before she pushed her way in. You set your camera bag and work bag down so you could take the box and free up her hands.

“Sam, I think I have something you might want to see,” Keeley exclaimed. “You want to look at your photos from the Dubai Air shoot?”

He had taken the photos a few weeks ago and they had the edits done in no time, giving you and Keeley a chance to come up with a few ideas on how to promote it.

“Ooo, yes please. I am very nervous, but also very excited. That’s similar to whenever Colin drives me anywhere in his Lamborghini.”

“Ah, it’s true. It’s way too much car for me,” Colin agreed. Having witnessed him trying to back out of a parking space yesterday, you knew it to be true. The boys gathered around to look at the photo and, of course, they all started ribbing him. In the short time you worked here, you quickly learned that these boys cared deeply for one another but didn’t hesitate to tease them endlessly. Despite the fact that you were still unsure about your place at AFC Richmond, you were warming up to them and, in turn, added onto the teasing when you had the chance.

“Sam, how does it feel to be the new face of teenage vandalism?”

“It’s remarkable. I feel honored,” he jested in earnest.

“Bro, why are you wearing your kit on the plane?” Bumbercatch added.

“It’s the only way they know he’s a footballer.” Jamie Tartt’s insufferable voice piped up above the crowd. Every head turned towards him, including yours. From what Colin had told you, Jamie hadn’t been the kindest guy in the locker room and it certainly seemed as though he had it out for Sam. Probably because Sam was a damn good player and Jamie was, well, an insecure twat.

His face fell and he recognized that his joke didn’t land. It’s hard to land a joke if all you were known for was cruelty. Hefting up the box in your hand, you lifted the lid to display the muffins inside to the boys.

“A little Richmond treat,” you announced before slamming the lid down before Jan Maas could grab one. “That you will receive after practice because there is no way in hell I’m being blamed for you all puking on the pitch.”

“But…” Bumbercatch whined.

“No.” You were firm but your eyes glinted with humor. “If you puke, you owe me a hundred. Do you want to be indebted to me?”

“No, ma’am,” they mumbled and began to disperse. You headed into the office to give Beard a muffin and to also store the box away until after practice. Keeley instructed the boys on joining Bantr as you placed a muffin on his desk.

“Your blueberry muffin,” you announced.

“I could kill a man for your food,” he replied, practically pouncing on the treat.

“I’m…not sure if that’s a joke or not.” But you thanked him nonetheless and tucked your box into the hiding place Beard made for you with the promise that he got first dibs. You walked back out into the locker room just in time to see Jamie fucking Tartt standing up and opening his big mouth. Oh, this had to be good. You leaned against the doorframe to the office and watched him put his proverbial foot in his mouth.

“I know I wasn’t the greatest teammate. I did some shitty things. I said some shitty things. But I want each and every one of you to know that I’m truly sorry and I’m ready to do whatever it takes to make it up to ya. Yeah?.” Was this some kind of Twilight Zone? Or was Jamie Tartt actually apologizing for his behavior?

Silence met his declaration and you almost started to feel bad for the guy when Colin piped up.

“You called me a jaundiced worm.”

“Right, yeah. I’m sorry about that, Colin.”

“In a profile for my hometown paper.” You held back the snort of laughter that threatened to escape you. Sure, Colin was probably the closest friend you’ve made on the team next to Keeley, but jaundiced worm was kind of funny.

“You hit on my mum,” Bumbercatch interjected. “In front of my dad.”

“I apologize for that, Bumbercatch. Please tell your father I’m sorry. And give Janice me best, yeah?”

You muffled your laugh into your hand and turned so your back was to the team. Christ, that was funny as hell. The room descended into shouts, both French and English, as everyone tore into Jamie. Hell, you did start to feel bad for the guy. But he asked for this.

Ted directed the team to go outside for practice and you pushed off the wall, intent on following so you could get some good shots for the various social media platforms. Grabbing your bags, you sidled up next to Colin.

“A jaundiced worm?” you choked out through a laugh. “I’m sorry. It’s not funny. It’s a creative insult, though.”

“My da thought it was next to the funniest thing he’s heard since Thatcher croaked,” he complained.

You patted his shoulder. “Don’t worry, if you were a worm, I’d still be your friend.”

A sniffle from behind you drew your attention to Dani who wiped a tear away. “That was a beautiful thing to say.”

That set off another round of laughter but this time Colin joined in. At least you were able to make him laugh after all the chaos. Practice wasn’t bitterly cold this week, but you were still bundled up in a jacket, gloves, and a Richmond beanie. You wished bitterly that you had a hot coffee or tea right now, but you knew they would be waiting for you back in your office. Fumbling with your camera, you tried to keep your fingers from growing stiff from the cold. Your focus was on the screen in front of you to see if you had enough photos from today so you could go inside.

That’s when you heard someone shout your name.

Your head snapped up just in time to see a ball flying towards you. With a yelp, you ducked and it slammed into the wall behind you before bouncing back and hitting your legs. It stung but it wasn’t as bad as a direct hit.

“Are you alright?” Sam exclaimed as he jogged over. You scooped up the ball and tossed it towards him. He caught it easily, but didn’t leave. This team was full of softies.

“I’m fine, Sam. Truly. I guess that’s a sign I should head in and start editing these.” You lifted your camera with a shrug and then bent down to pick up your bags. Before you straightened up, another voice joined Sam’s.

“I am so, so sorry,” Jamie Tartt apologized. “The ball just got away from me and I put too much power behind it and-”

“It’s not a big deal. No harm, no foul, right? I’m fine. Seriously.”

Sam shot Jamie a dirty look but you didn’t want that. You didn’t want the boys blaming Jamie for a genuine accident. You knew that standing on the edge of the pitch was always a risk. And you hadn’t been paying attention. That was your fault, not his.

“Go practice before Nate blows his whistle,” you said. Maybe you could go get some work done at the cafe Keeley introduced you to. That would get you away from the prying eyes and constant questions. As much as you appreciated working at Richmond, you weren’t the kind of person who would delve their entire being into their work. Everyone here seemed intent on being close-knit and connected. You were just the girl that posted shit on Twitter.

Keeley approved your idea of working at the cafe and reminded you that you didn’t need to constantly update her on your whereabouts. She was a very chill boss and if you kept delivering quality content, she really didn’t care where you got your work done. That found you at a small table tucked into the corner with your laptop in front of you and a half-drunk vanilla latte clasped between your hands. Steam curled off the top of the mug and you inhaled it, drunk on the heady scent of coffee and the warmth it provided.

You were so engrossed in your work that the plate being laid in front of you made you nearly jump out of your skin. Heather, one of the baristas, grinned at your surprise but apologized.

“I didn’t order this,” you protested.

“I know,” she retorted and jabbed her thumb over her shoulder. “He did.”

Jamie Tartt stood at the counter with a to-go cup dangling in his hands and a sheepish smile on his lips. He had some stupid baseball cap on his head that proclaimed him as an ICON and his flashy clothes made you roll your eyes but you gestured for him to join you.

“I just wanted to apologize for almost hitting ya,” he explained. “And I figured you like pastries and stuff so…yeah.”

“Sit down if you’d like,” you offered. He fidgeted for a moment before accepting your offer and sitting across from you. “I’ve been meaning to set up a meeting with you, to be honest.”

“With me? What’d I do? Don’t tell me the jacuzzi pictures are back.”

You suppressed the urge to roll your eyes once more and sighed. “No, I meet with everyone to discuss their social media presence, goals, and management they might work with. It’s to make sure I can cater to you all while building a steady presence.”

He sat back, his eyebrows raised, and nodded. “That…is smart. I’ve got a manager but, I don’t know, I’m not really sure he’s helping me.”

“Is he the one that convinced you to do a reality show?” You hid the disdain over that choice well because he clearly didn’t notice.

“Nah, that was all me. I won’t be doing that again, by the way. I don’t really have any goals, yeah? Nothing for the socials, that is. I should but…” He shrugged. “Gotta figure out what I’m doing with the team first.”

The day’s events flashed through your mind, from him being absolutely demolished in the locker room to the boys ignoring him on the pitch. Jamie looked genuinely defeated by today. His shoulders curved in, giving him the appearance of a boy protecting himself against the world. Something told you that it was a familiar position for him to be in.

“Have you ever considered that the team needs to see you be part of them rather than just hear apologies and see no change?” As you spoke, you unwrapped the muffin and cut it in half before putting one half on the wrapper and placing it in front of you and pushing the plate with the other half in front of him. Jamie opened his mouth to refuse, but you merely raised an eyebrow. He gratefully broke off a piece and ate it, chewing on the sweet as though he was chewing on your words.

“I dunno. I don’t think they’ll ever see me as anything but the twat I was.”

“Then make them see.”

Doubt painted his features, but you weren’t going to entertain his insecurities right now. Instead, you flipped your laptop around and showed him the photo you were editing. “Got any caption ideas for this?”

The two of you sat in the small cafe for nearly three hours, drawing up ideas for posts and analyzing pictures. Jamie was a genuinely funny person when he wasn’t insulting someone and you found yourself laughing at his quips more than you expected.

By the time you realized the sun had set, it was well past the time you normally get home. “Shit, I better get home. I need to prepare stuff for my other job.”

Jamie silently stood as you packed up all your stuff. You expected him to just say his goodbyes and leave you there, but he surprised you once more. He carried the dishes up to the counter and then doubled back to help carry your camera bag and laptop case, leaving you with just your purse.

“It’s dark. I’ll walk you to your car,” he explained.

“Thank you.” He acknowledged your thanks with a dip of his chin and then followed you outside into the cold winter air. You really needed to pull out your bigger coat because it was just going to get colder. Your teeth were chattering by the time you reached your car parked on the street. Jamie stowed your bags in the passenger seat and then he stepped back from your car and shoved his hands in the pockets of his hoodie.

“Well, I’ll see you tomorrow,” he said. You couldn’t stop the small smile from slipping across your lips.

“Yeah. Have a good night, Jamie.”

He waited until you were in the driver's seat before he walked off in search of his own vehicle. Cranking the heat on high, you took a moment to relax back against the soft fabric of your car seat and exhale a deep breath.

Maybe Jamie Tartt wasn’t the twat you thought he was.

Maybe, just maybe, you should practice what you preach and give him a chance to show you that he’s changed.

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[toomuchracket]

omg d word matty coming back from like an event to urs (maybe a bit after the angst/age gap sitch) and he’s a bit drunk tbh and he’s just mumbling about how he’s so scared of fucking it up with u. like he’s still lowkey worried he’s messed it up completely after pulling the whole ghosting u thing and ur just there reassuring him for the millionth time n running ur hands thru his hair whilst he sits between ur legs like a sad lil puppy lols (I’m a sucker for post angst comfort frrrr)

ok, you're actually dating at this point - not quite at the l word stage, but you've done weekends away together and you have drawers and wardrobe space for your clothes/a set of toiletries and skincare and a toothbrush in each other's houses... basically, it's getting serious. and, crucially, you're both really fucking happy! anyway, matty gets an invite for a london fashion week event one friday night, him and george going to some dinner then menswear collection show and drinks reception thing afterward, and he's popped into the office on his way just to say hi to you before you go home for the night (and to get an ego boost from you telling him how hot he looks lol). you fix his tie for him, and matty's a bit mopey like "wish you were coming with me, babe. far less fun without you"; you kiss him softly like "nahhhh, go out and have some fun, it'll be good. and if you wanna pop round to mine after it, feel free - i'm in the whole night, so just show up whenever you're done, and you can tell me all about it". he smiles, agrees, then kisses you goodbye and dashes off because he's running late lol. and like, fair enough, the dinner is nice and the show is good and it's lovely to spend time with george and catch up with some people he hasn't seen in ages, but the whole time matty keeps thinking about how he's out on a friday night while you're at home, which makes him think about the angsty moment/almost breakup he instigated a few months ago, and all of a sudden he's wracked with guilt over how he treated you that weekend and starting to panic about the fact he's out and you're not and going into a little spiral about potentially being a hypocrite and fucking up your relationship again (which is the last thing he wants to do). he stays at the afterparty for an hour before the need to see you becomes unbearable, but drinks as if he was there for double that time - when you open your door, wet-haired and wearing his grey santa cruz hoodie and smiling when you see him, matty's tipsy and a little bit melancholy. you usher him in and give him a hug, which he reciprocates with a "missed you, sweetheart. how's your evening been?", and you're like "it's been nice, actually. had a bit of a pamper, opened some wine, watched the west wing. nowhere near as fun as your night, i'm sure lol. was it good?"; matty smiles and says "was ok. clothes were good. food was nice. but your night sounds better. you cool if i crash it, baby?", and you're like "mhmm. go get changed and i'll get us some wine", and matty obliges. when he heads back into your living room, you open your arms and he slots between them on the couch, and the two of you watch josh and donna banter for a bit before matty speaks - he's like "baby, we're ok, right?", looking up at you, and you're like "i think so. why? am i doing something wrong?", a little bit nervy. matty kisses your hand like "no, no, darling, i just...", and he pauses before quietly continuing "i'm just worried that i am, s'all. fucked up big-time when i ghosted you and tried to end it a few months back, and i'm just scared, i guess, that i'll fuck it again somehow. wanna be good for you, be enough. nah, actually, not enough - wanna be right for you, the best i can be, and i'm scared i'm not". you wrap your arms around matty and kiss the top of his head like "oh, baby, please don't worry like that. we're good, we really are. that was just a little blip", and matty's like "really?" - you softly card your fingers through his hair, which makes him hum contentedly and close his eyes, as you say "really. we're good. great, even. you're the best i could ever want, all i could ever need. and if you messed up, you'd hear about it from me immediately lol". matty giggles at that like "oh, i know i would. s'one of the things i like most about you, sweetheart. your hugging ability is also up there, tbh", and you smile like "speaking of... wanna watch the rest of this episode doing some of that in my bed instead of down here?", and matty's like "absolutely". yeah, it's very sweet <3

#mads answers asks #matty asks #fluff asks #d word matty

[lewisthot]

Date Night

summary: you and lewis go out on a date, and losing track of the time you take a midnight stroll home. rating: 18+ pairing: lewis hamilton x fem!reader words: 2.4k a/n: inspired by lewis in london insta posts, it’s fluffy with a sprinkle of smut, feel free to send feedback!

You and Lewis had been dating for a while now you practically lived at his place, it was Sunday so you'd both spent the day relaxing, entangled in each other on the sofa watching Netflix but Lewis thought it'd be a good idea to go out for dinner and drinks. you both were so busy more so lewis than you, he had to travel the world so whenever you had time together you stayed in barely leaving the bedroom but Lewis wanted to take you out and treat you like a proper girlfriend, like the women he loved.

You'd preferred to stay indoors but you liked that Lewis wanted to treat you and show you off and it was summer so you enjoyed exploring London during this time even when it was evening the sun would still be out, setting soon but it'd give the sky a gorgeous pink and orange hue.

'babe do you wanna shower first?' you had a lightbulb moment biting your lower lip as you looked up at him.

'how about we shower together?' 

you shouldn't have suggested you shower together it always led to one thing but you couldn't help yourself, it lead to your favourite activity with him. he chuckled at the way you looked at him so innocently when in reality you had filthy thoughts running through your mind.

'y/n, go shower first. you'll have your way with me later' 

you rolled your eyes at how he tried to act coy like shower sex usually wasn't something he always initiated. you got up pulling him up with you, you were making the decision for the both of you which was that lewis was joining you. 'come on, I'm not begging you if that's what you expect' he sighed lightly laughing, he loved when you begged for him but he also loved when you just asserted yourself like this. he wrapped his arms around you grabbing your chin and turning you slightly as he kissed you deeply.

till you met lewis you always thought shower sex was better in theory than practice but of course, he proved you wrong. now you loved showering with him the feel of his hands roaming your wet skin, running your hands all over his wet body, so intimate. you were both undressing when you let out a laugh more like a cackle, lewis was naked now and rock hard, he chucked his shirt at you laughing with you.

'i thought you didn't want to shower together but look who's excited.'

'you always make me hard' 

he grins pulling you in for a deep kiss, one hand gripping his cock and the other entwined with his he moans into your mouth but he pulls away catching his breath.

'we're never gonna make it in the shower with your antics.' 

you smirked as you let go of him, following him into the steamy shower. you sighed as you stood under the stream of water, your muscles relaxing and enjoying the heat. lewis grabbed the shampoo lathering his hair first before running his hands through yours massaging your scalp. grabbing the shower gel onto the washcloth, he slowly but surely ran it along every inch of your body. you held your breath when he ran it along your folds, he was taking his sweet time with you it was torturous but you love how intimate it felt when you cleaned each other. 

once you were both clean from head to toe the real fun began, you presses soft kisses along his chest whilst his hands traced along your body you could stay under the water for hours softly touching and kissing one another you'd hardly spoken a word to each other since entering the shower it was like the kisses said all that needed to be said. he spun you around lightly grazing his tongue along your neck and shoulder, he paid particular attention to the crux of your neck sucking softly whilst leaving a small mark he ran his fingers along your folds circling your clit. you grab his other hand that was gripping your breast, your head leaning back on his chest, eyes screwed closed your mouth agape, you could hardly let out a sound he'd barely started but you were already overwhelmed with the multiple sensations.

he was done teasing you now, he pressed you up against the shower wall and grabbing the detachable shower head he pressed it against your pussy whilst sliding his cock inside your soaked pussy, you cried out in pleasure as he filled you up. you loved that he had two shower heads, another overhead still raining down you both. you started to rock your hips back against lewis, he loved when you did that like you were so hungry for his cock you couldn't just let him fuck you. he grabbed you by the throat pressing you up against his chest slamming into you hard taking on a new pace he matched your frantic rocking. you played with your breasts pinching at your nipples,

'fuck baby you like that?' you couldn't answer your brain mush at this point, you just moaned in agreeance. he kept whispering sweet nothings in your ear though.

'god your pussy's so tight'

'your pussy is mine' you particularly liked when he was possessive, you clenched at the moment and he let out a loud groan.

'fuck baby, you like that you're mine huh? that my cock fits perfectly into little pussy. you belong to me as I belong to you.' he grabs your face pulling you in for a sloppy kiss. you were so close now and so was lewis, you held the shower head with him as his thrusts into you got sloppier.

'cum for me baby' 

you cried out as you reached your peak, your pussy clenching around his cock. lewis came hard crying out your name. he leaned forward pressing you into the shower wall holding you firm as your body shook and trembled. pulling the shower head away from your throbbing pussy he slowly pulled out watching his cum drip out of you, a sight he always enjoyed. you both stood under the shower a while longer letting the water wash over you both with lewis holding you tight against him.

'let's order in' you announced after getting out of the shower, lewis went to get changed but you went to lie down on the edge of the bed the post-orgasmic bliss just made you so relaxed.

'come on babe, get dressed' he pulled you upright from the bed trying to pull you onto your feet, you decided to grab his crotch looking up at him with a devious smirk.

'y/n you're insatiable' you palmed his crotch not seriously trying to blow him just teasing but then your stomach grumbled. he laughed, 'what perfect timing' you groan slightly embarrassed but laughing along with lewis, it was perfect timing clearly a sign to go to dinner.

'Okay, I'm getting ready' you get up and press a soft kiss to his lips. you get dressed, do your hair and throw on a little makeup. as you step out into the front room where lewis is waiting for you, he looks up at you his eyes roaming your whole body. you'd kept it pretty casual but the small sliver of skin on show still drove him wild, when you walked over to him he pulled you in for a deep kiss.

'Lewis, you're ruining my lipgloss' 

you pulled away slightly playfully hitting his chest, wiping the remnants off his luscious lips as you did so he took your thumb into his mouth sucking on it, you bit your lips at the sight. you could feel your pussy throbbing already, it was so easy for you to get worked up by lewis it was almost annoying at how easy you'd give yourself to him but he always made it worth it. releasing your thumb he took your hand in his to leave for dinner. Lewis decided he wanted to take the train, it had been years since he’d been on the tube a thought that blew your mind whenever you were with him you almost forgot he was famous. ‘you use apple pay to get through the barriers okay?’ you’re teasing him now, his excitement to ride the tube was endearing but you couldn’t help but giggle at it too. he rolls his eyes playfully pinching your sides as you made it to the other side and rode down the escalators. he wrapped his arms around you from behind resting his head on top of yours, you had a huge smile you always loved being in lewis's arms he travelled so much when you were together it was like you were tethered to each other, no personal space wanted or needed. lewis was thankful the carriage was empty, it was like you were in your own little bubble. as he went to sit down you decided to play some music, having a little fun you danced and sang along. lewis couldn't stop laughing at your silly moves, he loved how free you were not a care in the world, putting on quite the show. once the train got to the next stop a few people jumped on, your cue to sit down.

'why'd you stop? i think they'd appreciate the performance.' you chuckled, slightly embarrassed now knowing a few had definitely caught the tail end.

you rested your head on his shoulders now, your hand in his sitting in a comfortable silence. you loved moments like this, no words needed to be spoken your love radiating off each other. he looked at you through the opposite window and smiled at the sight, sometimes he worried the craziness of his life would scare you away. a night like this was rare but cherished. you caught his eyes in the opposite window, smiling back at him, you felt like your heart was gonna explode you were so full of love. so you did what you always did when your feelings overwhelmed you, you made a little sarcastic quip.

'so you wanna start taking the train to work and i take your private car? he laughed turning to look at you, he laughed harder than was necessary not at just your banter but how you always found a way to lighten the mood. he thought it was quite sweet really.

he took you to a cosy Mexican restaurant sitting in the corner booth. you were being one of those annoying couples with the disgusting PDA, the way his arms wrapped around you, his hands running up and down your thigh thankful you were wearing a skirt. the tequila shots had taken effect he was feeling a little reckless. his hand slowly inching up your thigh till he got to his destination, grazing your lace clothed pussy you shot him a look.

‘lewis!’

‘y/n!’ he giggled matching your tone, he loved how flustered you were. he loved playing with fire, running the risk of being caught. he especially loved how you were putty in his hand. you could've squeezed your thighs together, stop his hand from finding its way between your legs but you didn't really want him to stop. he whispered in your ears. 

‘your pussy is throbbing, of course, the shower wasn’t enough. you're such a whore, you always need to be stuffed with my cock.’ 

you bit your lip sucking in a breath, his words going straight to your core you felt yourself get wet and lewis knew it. he pressed against your hole your panties soaking up your juices but then he quickly pulled away and you groaned at his teasing.

‘you’re evil you know that?’

he laughed, ‘do you want me to bend you over this table and take you right here?’

‘yes’

‘such a whore’

‘only for you’ you lean up and kiss him deeply.

you had been eating and drinking for hours losing track of time, the waiter came over with the cheque and politely let you guys know they were closing now, you looked at the time shocked it was midnight.

‘i’m going to go to the ladies' room quickly’ 

he nodded watching you walk away with the biggest smile on his face. something about tonight felt so magical, he couldn’t keep his hands off you, he couldn't stop laughing what had been hours felt like minutes he hated the night was drawing to a close. looking at yourself in the mirror you couldn't stop grinning, you’re heart felt so full. your mouth and abs were sore from all the laughing, your lips were swollen from all the stolen kisses between bites of food, tonight had been perfect.

'babe let's walk home?' 

you'd taken the train but you were within walking distance, there was something about summer nights like this where it had rained, the cool air welcomed. you held his hand, fingers interlocked as you walked down the narrow cobbled streets. it was quiet now, the streets deserted the best time for a walk. it was one of your favourite daily activities, you'd go for an evening walk every night after dinner. you'd call or facetime lewis whenever you could, he'd you keep you company showing him the sights on facetime like he was a tourist but he appreciated it, he missed London.

'i get why you love to go for long walks now, it's so peaceful.' you hum in agreement.

'we should do this more often'

'and you wanted to order takeout'

'thank you for proving me wrong.’

he looked down at you, the street lights illuminating your face perfectly he stopped in his track. you looked up at him confused, he just leant down grabbing your face with both hands as he kissed you passionately and as suddenly as he kissed he stopped.

'i love you'

you felt dizzy, completely thrown off, you touched your lips gently like you weren't sure that was real. he took your hand in his again, dragging you along. he looked back at you, grinning at the dazed look on your face. you lean in to give him a quick peck on the cheek, he turns to look at you with a questioning smile and you grinned back squeezing his hand. 

‘i love you lewis’

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[bbrissonn]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐔 𝐊𝐈𝐃 | ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀꜱ ʙᴏʀᴅᴇʟᴇᴀᴜ ₍₄₎

warnings: slight swearing, not proofread, this is the last part of the series itself, but i'd love if some of you would come talk to me about what you think could happen between the 3 of them in my inbox :)) (ex: tiny blurbs requests, concepts, thoughts, ect.)

pairing: thomas bordeleau x brisson!reader

wc: 1.04k

au masterlist

you were sitting in the driver seat of thom’s car, waiting outside of yost for him to come out. their practice had ended about 10 minutes ago, and you knew he normally took about 30 minutes to come out, which meant you had to wait for another solid 20 minutes. you were so focused on your phone that you hadn’t seen a person walk up to the passenger seat, leading you to you jumping a bit when they knocked on the window. 

you expected to see bordy, or one of his roommates asking for a ride home, but you surely weren’t expecting to see your twin brother standing there. he was normally one of the last ones to leave after a practice, which made you even more confused as to why he was standing there. you unlocked the door and seconds after he was sitting in the seat next to you, his eyes focused on the tree in front of him. 

“i, uh… i’m sorry.” he whispered, you knew that apologizing isn’t something he’s good at, and that this was really hard for him, something you really appreciated. 

“i’m sorry to–” 

“don’t. you shouldn’t be sorry for anything, y/n/n. i fucked up, okay? you didn’t.” 

“bren–” 

“i was being an asshole, and i should’ve been happy for you instead of being a bitch because he treats you right and he makes you happy, and that’s all that should matter. i–i was just scared that i was gonna lose you. we used to be so close, then when you and bordy started dating, i just feel like you spent less time with me and that you didn’t talk to me about your life anymore. and i hated it, and instead of talking to you about it, i pushed you away. and i’m sorry for what i said at restaurant, i’m sorry for blowing up at you in front of everyone, and i’m sorry telling you to go back home. ‘cause i don’t, i want you here in michigan with me because you’re the closest thing to home i have, and because bordy wants you here. i’m happy for the two of you, i really am y/n–” 

“bren, it’s okay.” you cut him off softly, placing a hand on his shoulder, making him look at you. 

“but it’s not–” 

“yes it is. i was being a bitch too, okay? i should’ve talked to you about it before, he’s your best friend and you had every right to be angry at me because of it. i’m not mad at you, i never have and i never will because of this okay? you’re my brother, and no matter what happens between us, i’ll always love you. and no one can replace you, bren, not even bordy. you cut him off again with a small smile. he nodded a bit before leaning over and hugging you. 

“i love you, y/n/n.” 

“i’m sorry you felt like i was replacing you, b. i wasn’t trying to–” 

“i know.” he said, squeezing you a little harder in his arms.

~

“so i won’t get a death stare anymore when i come within 2 feet of you?” thom asked you, making you chuckle a bit. the two of you had gotten back from yost about 10 minutes ago, and you had just finished explaining to him what happened with brendan.  

“no.” 

“you’re sure?”

“yes.”

“and i’ll be able to kiss you whenever i want and wherever i want?” 

“yes, t. you’ll even be able to cuddle me without having him cough. you’ll be able to put your arm around me at dinner without getting kicked in the shin. you’ll be able to give me a drink without having him try it before–” 

“so i’m free again?” he cut you off, making you laugh a bit. 

“you’ve been free–” 

“no i haven’t. it was like i was in the army or something, if i did this, he’d do this to me. it was worse than that diet the nutritionist gave me, babe.” he exaggerated, making you roll your eyes.

“no need to be so dramatic now.” 

“i’m not!” 

“sure.” you said dragging out the ‘e’ making him pinch you lightly. you sent him a death glare, which he answered with a smile and gave you a kiss. 

“he does have one rule.” you mumbled against his lips, making him let out a frustrated groan. 

“no ‘making babies’ in front of him.” 

“why– why we have sex in front of him?” 

“i don’t know! ask him!” 

“he’s your brother, your twin. you should know what happens in his head! twin telepathy or whatever.” 

“oh my god!” 

~

“you guys are gross.” brendan exclaimed walking out of the backdoor of your house, seeing you and thom making out in the pool. you back was pressed against the edge, your legs were wrapped around his waist and your arms around his neck. 

it was now june, you and thomas had been dating for about 8 months now, and he had agreed to come visit you, and brendan of course, in LA for a week. now at first, he had planned to just spend time with you and some with brendan once in a while. but those plan quickly got ruined when your dad announced that he was able to set up some gym session for him, much to brendan’s happiness since he would get to spend some time with his best friend. 

“what do you want?” you asked him, he wasn’t wearing his swimsuit, so he clearly wasn’t coming to swim, and he was never one to just sit in the sun for fun. 

“just coming to get this.” he said as he walked towards the small table near the pool where his speaker was and shoving it in your face with a laugh. 

“go away!” you said, swatting his hand away, making him laugh even more. 

“jeez, someone woke up in the wrong side of the bed. you two can go back to shoving your tongue down your throats now, princess.” he teased you, making thom laugh a bit, while you let out a groan. 

“i’m gonna kill him one day.” you whispered to bordy before connecting your lips again.

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[writer-komaru]

Okay guy Umm….

You know that celebration I’ve been working on?

Welll…. It’s sadly not going to get done anytime soon. I’ve been working on it for hours at a time for many weeks, but I’m still not even half way though. And I know I’m nearing 100 followers… so I want to have a different kind of celebration to do when that milestone happens!

So um…. Any ideas of what you guys would like me to do? Q&A? DTIYS? A different writing related event? Maybe a combo? Whatever you guys want! Please, please feel free to respond in my ask me anything tab! Please… I’m kinda desperate heheh-

Please ;-;

And btw! Here is a sneak peak at my celebration I’ve been working on!~

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❀ Soda ❀ ~

❀ fav thing about you

Well, it might seem a little too obvious, but his favorite thing about you is your…

Heheheheh~ You thought I was going to say body, didn’t you? Haha! Well, kinda. Of course, don’t get me wrong, he is absolutely in love with everything about your body. In fact, he practically worships it every single day! But, his favorite thing would have to be your Personality. The way you act around him and others has him smiling so fucking hard, it makes him look like even more of a dork.

❀ a way they are adorable

Like I said, this dude is the epitome of puppy love. He will look at you whenever you aren’t paying attention to him with sparkling eyes and a wide, goofy grin. He will easily get distracted by you. He is crazy for you. Sometimes, if he is distracted by you too much, he will literally fall over/ run into something because he is too busy staring at you <3

❀ fav way to spend time w/ u

Dates dates datessss!! He wants to treat you the way you deserve to be treated by allowing you to order anything you want at a cafe and paying the bill, or complimenting you while going on a walk, or even letting you borrow his whole entire jumper if it rains.

❀ way of showing affection

Quality time spent with you is his fav, but he will show affection to you in all types of ways! He will give you cheesy presents like a bouquet of roses, or do the dishes (not very well, mind you) for you, or just wrap you in his arms while you both watch a scary movie.

❀ Nicknames

Princess, Baby, babe, maybe darling if he is feeling romantic, but generally he is pretty basic. He just doesn’t have much experience with relationships, he can’t help it.

❀ How do they cuddle?

Nervously. Very, very nervously. Kinda like how Shuichi would cuddle. They are very sweet and filled with his passionate love for you, but he's just so incredibly nervous, man. Tell him you dont bite or something to get him to laugh and after a while he will definitely soften up. (I bet he had a breakdown the first time you tried lol-)

❀ Scenario

Here you are, sitting next to your boyfriend while on the couch, resting after a long day at school. You looked over at him to find his eyes staring intently at you. He immediately flushed and panicked.

“Ah! I-Im sorry, princess! I didn't mean to be a creep or something!”

“What? You're not a creep. Not to me, at least.”

“Aw, thank you- Hey! What’s that supposed to mean- huh?”

As you spoke your last sentence, you situated yourself square on his lap, legs folded up against his chest, your face buried against his neck. To say he ascended would be an understatement. But instead of his eyes lighting up with panic, they lit up with pure joy. He giggled like a school girl and hugged his arms around you tightly.

“Mmmm, You’re so adorable and cute!!! Let me hold you even tighter!!”

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adhd & mdd

in 2018 my doctor diagnosed me for having minor depression. i took it lightly and i know i couldn’t sleep because i keep on seeing things in my nightmare. i took  sleeping tablets but did not take any ssri’s bc the doctor doesn’t allow me. only sleeping tablets so that i can sleep. i remember back in 2018 i took sleeping tablets almost everyday and yet i still was getting really bad sleeping quality. idk how to cure from that.

in 2019, it got worse. doctor diagnosed that i have mdd. jpa did not believe in me and keep questioning why would i be getting such mental health issue and that i should keep my heads up, read quran and go pray to God bc they said it helps. i’ve been seeking help and praying to god since day 1 my parents taught me to. i dont know, what went wrong. am i that bad, that jpa thought of me that way?

2020 2021 covid, it still the same mdd, not getting enough sleep everyday, trying to make myself happy but felt so empty. ppl questioning why am i not happy when they’re there by my side. i wish i have an answer for that, why am i not happy when everyone else is around? why am i feeling empty when i shouldn’t be feeling empty? why is my body and mind telling me to talk to my own inner mdd? i don’t know. what’s going on, i dont even know.

2022, warded over a month, diagnosed mdd + adhd, taking 15mg ssri’s (max amount of ssri a woman with my age are allowed to take). swallowed that big ass amount of escitalopram, going on therapy, consulting with the doctors and therapist, hoping that my life will be better. i remember asking my doctor,

“doctor, can i be free from mdd one day? can i cure from mdd, doctor?”

i still rmber vividly my doctor’s face changed and he said, “i hope one day it will go away. i believe that you can, but it definitely depends on the person. sometimes it takes 2-3  years, for some other it might take 10-15 years. some might take even more time.”

i remember, i cried. bc it felt like i had no hopes. 

and i just wanna run away from life, from the people that talk shit and abused me, from the people who didn’t give love and attention to me, i just wanna sit somewhere all alone in silent.

but now 2023, im feeling slowly healing. found my soulmate who is the most understanding of all. although sometimes im scared when he asks me “why are you feeling empty, do i not fill your void?”, im scared to answer that. i dont know babe, of course you do fill my void, but with my adhd and mdd right here, what made my void heart today is just bc i am still sick. your support, darling, has been carrying me around, happy and learn to willingly live longer because i just wanna be with you my whole life. you excites me, sweetheart. i love u so much. you ask me that only one time, and i remember whenever i told u im feeling empty, all u said now is “im here” and babe, that calms the shit out of me i love you so much for that.

for being my backbone, my biggest support and cheerleader, my husband you deserves only the best. for treating me like a human, like a woman i am. i love you and im so grateful for u. thank you. 

you are a medicine to me and you bring wellness to my life, sweetheart<3

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❌ (n.sfw) sexual tension while tending his wounds w/ Eustass Kid

a/n: requested by @dxvilmanlev <3 aaahhh writing this sent me down bad into Kid hell, can't deny that. he's an angry little man but i'm very fond of him. want to put him in my pocket so he can yell at strangers who give me weird looks.

contains: gn!reader, n.sfw under the cut (not full on smut but very suggestive), mention of blood, dirty talk, heavy petting

word count: 933

“That’s nothing. You should have seen the enemies though.”

Kid tries hard not to flinch when you gently dab his bruised cheek with an alcohol-soaked cotton pad. You can tell that he was still high from the adrenaline rushing through his veins by the way he was fidgeting around in his chair, gesturing heavily with both hands. You duck from the metal arm swinging around and grab your utensils on the desk, can’t risk another shattered bottle of disinfectant.

While the rest of the crew was being treated in the infirmary like normal people, Kid had to burst into your shared cabin and tell you all about the fight, bleeding from several wounds but with a triumphant smile on his painted lips which reminded you once again why you had fallen for him in the first place. It was his pride and his joy, his strength and the roughness of his edges that softened whenever he was with you, when he let down his guard. He may bite but it was with love. And granted, it turned you on a bit.

You gently grab him by his chin to turn his face how you needed it, checking carefully if you missed a spot. His stern gaze lingered on you but he didn’t protest, a sly smile curling on his lips when your thumb brushes them, tracing the smeared lipstick.

“Like what you see, babe?” – “My throne, all beaten up? Barely.”

Kid growls and wraps an arm around your waist, pulling you into his lap with ease. You’re mine. He leans back in his chair a little, giving you room to straddle him with your hands on his broad chest which he never bothered to cover, fortunately. You let your fingertips run over his skin, carefully inspecting his bruises. They were not that deep, but enough to draw out a sharp breath off Kid when you dab them carefully with a cotton pad. You both didn’t shy away from being rough, but the claw marks you usually left on his skin weren’t that bad.

Your fingertips brush his lower abs and you grin when he pulls you closer, bucking his hips a little. If he weren’t holding you in such a tight grip your hips would be drawing small circles in his lap already, grinding up and down on his thigh. He must still feel the throbbing arousal between your legs though, because he buries one hand in your hair and gently pulls you closer to his face by it, smirking when you let out a small gasp that is muffled by his lips meeting yours. Kid’s kisses were hungry and fiery, always leaving you begging for more until you moaned in his open mouth.

The cold metal of his mechanic arm runs down from your waist to your ass where your skin still remembers the sharpness of the pain his hand once left there. It makes you tremble in excitement and doesn’t go unnoticed.

“You’re trying to seduce a bruised man?”, he teases you, his voice cocky. You bite your lip and shake your head. Of course you weren’t, but you also had to admit that seeing him that rough and holding still under your touch gave you quite some feelings…

His hand glides from your ass to between your legs from behind, forcing them further apart. You hiss when the metal touches you through the thin fabric of your pants and your hips start moving on their own, finally free from his tight grip.

“At least that part of you is honest.”

You shut him up with another kiss, deep and greedy, your tongue slipping between his lips followed by two fingers as you draw out another groan from him. He was getting hard, you could feel him against your leg as you grinded on his thigh and metal hand. His bloody visage only turned you on more, the thought of knowing what beast was possessing this body and how hungry it was for you. How he could utterly destroy you if he wanted to, like fucking with fire.

You want him to devour you.

Just when Kid was about to unbuckle his belt to pull down his pants, your arms wrapped around his neck, hands buried in this red hair with your chest heaving, a knock on the door interrupts you. Kid barks a few curse words and tells the person to fuck off, that you were busy right now while you lick down his sweaty neck, when Killer’s voice from the other side of the door calls out to you.

“I made fresh pasta. Thought you could need some fuel.”

Kid and you exchange a glimpse, just when his stomach rumbles. It was hard to say No to Killer’s pasta, but there was also another hard situation to deal with here…

“Actually, I could use some fuel, you know. To fuck you longer and harder later?” – “I’m so glad you’re saying that because I’m starving.”

And just like that he grabs you and throws you over his shoulder, stomping outside determined, giving Killer the finger when he dares to point out the hard-on in Kid’s pants, guiding him the way to the kitchen. You just shrug apologetically, dangling over his back like that, and can’t help but smile about the whole situation.

Sure, you like to fuck, but you also love to be well-fed, leaning onto your lover as he spoons you a portion the size of your head in your bowl, deeply caring about you. You need all the energy you can get to withstand his cock later tonight…

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