#father's day huh hoo hoo

[hopelesslyromanticshark]

i would just like to thank you for your service of providing us with pjo/hoo fics daily. i’m pretty sure i’ve read every single jason fic (he’s so underrated and no one really writes for him) put there and im so happy to be able to read new ones. i also love reading your percy and leo fics. percy and leo were my first loves but jason has my heart now that im older.

would you consider doing something with jason x hades reader. where reader feels ostracized at both camps and with her family bc she just has creepy vibes seems mean but she’s really just shy and insecure because people treat her badly and leave her out of everything (including her siblings) and he notices and tries to get closer to her to make her feel more welcome. and ends up getting the hots for her.

also would you consider ever doing a jason or percy smut down the road? i loved the leo smut you just posted. i don’t have any prompts.

thank you in advance!! have a great day :)

⋆⭒˚.⋆ jason grace x daughter of hades! reader hcs

content: jason grace x daughter of hades! reader hcs warning: language author's note: i used the word 'stupid' so many times im not even sure if im spelling it correctly anymore- THIS ONE WAS FUN BLOW THIS ONE UP YALL I BEG also, id be willing to do some small smut in the future but i think the ideas have to be my own bc i get a little uncomfy when its requested, ya know??? but idk, that's subject to change

you tried to connect with people, truly you did

you were funny and kind and confident and had the natural ability of just the right amount of sass at all times

but, simply because you were a daughter of hades, people tended to steer clear

even in camp jupiter, which you snuck into with nico to see your sister, hazel

and your siblings tried their best, but they each had their own friends and boyfriends

so, you refused to let them see they got to you

you developed thick skin, beginning to push people away before they could do it to you

until the stupid son of jupiter showed up, just wrecking through all your walls

you had been training by yourself, no one interested in a fight with the daughter of hades, when he popped into the arena, that stupidly bright smile on his stupidly perfect lips

"hey! y/n, right?"

"yup," you replied, dryly and halfheartedly swinging at the dummy

"cool...wanna spar?" he offered, his stupid smile somehow getting brighter

"pass, sparky," you huffed, instantly putting the sword away and going to leave the arena but he caught your arm, causing you to look up at his stupidly handsome face while he looked down at you

"okay, do you want go visit the naiads then?"

"no?" you replied, with a raised brow and frown

"hmmm. okay, how about the strawberry field?"

"...did nico put you up to this?" you asked, dryly

you'd yet to tug your arm free, you realized

you also didn't want to, which was the second thing you realized

"nope. free will is a beautiful thing, huh?" jason joked, his scar twitching with his smile.

"hazel?" you offered and jason laughed, shaking his head

he readjusted his hold on your arm so that now, your guys arms were linked together and he started walking (really, dragging you)

"still no. is it that hard to believe that i just want to hang out with you?" he questioned, his smile slipping slightly as you darted your eyes away

"yes," you bit out, ripping your arm loose before stomping away from the stupid, stupid, son of jupiter

you figured that would be the end of his endeavors

that you finally scared him off like everyone else

but no

he was insistent and persistent

...but he was growing on you

like mold, is what you told yourself to make it feel better

where ever you went, he seemed to follow like a bright shadow

though, there was one place you got some small reprieve from the stupidly smiley boy

(though, as time went on, you started wanting him around too)

your father's place, which you visited whenever nico did

and, ever the intuitive one, he could tell something was off with you

while nico doted on and climbed your step-mother's pomegranate trees, you were half-heartedly sipping at your pomegranate lemonade, curled up in some iron garden chair

"is something wrong, principessa?" hades asked, "you've barely drank any and i know it's your favorite."

"wh-what?? no, no, i'm- i'm okay, dad. no, no, i'm great, yeah," you sputtered out, rapidly taking a large drink to prove a point

"she has a crush!" nico called as he hung from the pomegranate tree, smirking upside down at the girl

you jumped up, grabbing a nearby skull and hurling it at the boy, which send him slamming into the ground with calls of indignation

"that's nothing to be ashamed of, my dear daughter! do tell, you know i love to know everything," your father laughed, leaning forwards and resting his head against his hands in intrigue

"you're not gonna like it," you murmured, shrinking in on yourself

"as long as it's not zeus' blasted blonde boy, i'm sure-..." hades halted as saw the way you shrunk in even more at his words before sighing

"great. more blondes," he huffed and nico and you shared a look, before erupting into laughter

with your father's (sort of) permission, you came back to camp with a new determination

jason found you easily, jumping up from his seat and rapidly approaching you, asking about your visit with your father

"dandy as always," you mused with a soft smile, causing jason to beam down at you

"you're in a good mood," he pointed out, gently

"well, you've got that effect on me, i guess," you flirted, looking up at him through your lashes and tilting your head slightly

jason flushed, instantly, coughing slightly

"wh-what? y/n-"

"let's go to the woods, jase. c'mon," you quickly redirected, grabbing his wrist and dragging him towards the forest

you were giving jason whiplash and he couldn't find it in him to want you to stop

you dragged him behind you, slowing to a stop as you glanced around, ensuring no peeping toms before turning back to jason, who was looking only at you

something he did often whenever you were around, like his eyes were unable to pull from you

"you've ruined my life, you know," you started, shoving a finger into his chest.

jason laughed, tilting his head at you in question as he could tell you were joking from the twitch of your face

"deepest apologies," jason replied, "how, exactly, have i ruined your life?"

"by being so stupidly you, jason grace. your stupid smile, your stupid jokes, your stupidly handsome face, your stupid lips-"

before you could get another word out, the boy was kissing you

and you were kissing him

and it was stupid, all the time you wasted not kissing his stupid lips with your stupid lips

#postcards from covey ౨ৎ #all my love ౨ৎ #pjo #pjo fandom #heroes of olympus x reader #hoo #jason grace #jason grace x reader

[thebetawolfgirl]

Bonding Time pt3

Pairing: Timmy x Reader

Warnings: Smut, Smut and more Smut!

A/N: Enjoy!

Bonding Time pt 3

The happy couple were back from their honeymoon and y/n’s mother called her to let her know she was home and if she wanted to meet them for dinner. Y/n rolled her eyes walking around her kitchen cleaning up as she went listening to her mother describing every detail of the honeymoon, Timmy came in from the bedroom lighting a cigarette as he leaned against the counter.

‘Mom Timmy just came in, hey do you wanna meet mom and your dad for dinner tonight?’

He nodded in affirmation as she tried to grab the cigarette from his hand glaring ‘No smoking in my house, asshole.’

He took the phone from her hand and told her mother they would be there tonight while grabbing her by the throat pinning her to the wall. ‘Yeah we’ll meet you here and we’ll just take the one car, yeah that is a great idea.’

Y/n gripped his wrist and shoved his hand off her throat before leaning forward and biting and nipping his neck as he listened to his father on the phone talking about the golf course at the hotel.

‘Uh-huh’ he mumbled as he shoved y/n away from him seeing her smirk at him. He put the cigarette between his lips and pulled her back to him, she knocked his hand away and took his cigarette from him and walked away with it between her own lips. He looked back glaring at her retreating form, ‘Yes Stacey’s fine she’s working in her mother’s salon. No, dad it’s not serious. No I’m not seeing anyone else.’

Y/n walked over and took the phone ‘We’ll see you guys at dinner tonight at 7. Fine 6, doesn’t give much time to get ready but whatever. Bye.’

She hung up and turned around only to be pinned to the wall with her arms trapped above her head and Timmy attacking her neck.

‘Asshole get off we need to get ready’

‘No you stole my smoke, then wasted it by putting it out.’

‘Boo friggin hoo.’

She moved her leg over his and tripped him making him fall back with a thud taking her with him and kissed him tangling her fingers in his messy hair, he kissed her back hungrily running his hands up her tank top before pulling it over her head and lifting them both off the floor walked over to the couch and pushed her back landing on top her and began kissing up her neck again. She sat up letting her head fall back giving him better access holding him against her by his head while raking her nails down his back with the other making him release a breathless groan.

She left marks on him constantly now, not caring if Stacey saw them or whoever saw it. No one would ever expect he was fucking his step sister all the time.

He ended up doing Stacey, but he came straight from her’s to y/n’s to get the smell and feel of Stacey off him, y/n was like a hot shower after Stacey. Timmy was fucking his step sister most nights yet it was having sex with his girlfriend that felt unnatural.

He was pulled back to reality when he felt y/n sink down on him slowly and gasped against her shoulder biting down on her skin as he bottomed out inside her and he clung to her his fingers digging into her skin and began moving with her slowly at first then harder and faster. He fell back against the armrest of her sofa pulling her on top of him so she could ride him.

He noticed they weren’t as violent with each other these days, he still grabbed her throat when she went for him, but even that was rare. They still behaved like spoilt children with each other, annoying and teasing each other. But something had shifted over the past few weeks.

He spent most nights at hers now, the night started with them fucking but it ended in them just sleeping together, whenever they went out with friends they’d end up meeting up somewhere in the middle or ending up at the same bar or night club then spend the rest of the night just with each other.

The night would always end with both of them going home in the same cab, even though Stacey always wanted Timmy to come home with her but he always said he promised his step mother he would see she was home safe if they were out together.

They broke the kiss as she sat up and rode him harder and he wrapped his arms around her sitting up with her kissing her shoulder and any skin he could reach. His hair was already beginning to stick to his forehead in strands from sweat as he panted heavily and grabbed her hips before lifting her up slightly making her move up and down and ran his hands up and down as she continued the movement and buried his face in her neck as they clung to one another tightly moving against each other harder and faster before coming in a heap of sweat and limbs and breathless pants.

They had around one hour, they figured to get washed and dressed before their parents showed up at the door so he went to quickly get changed and came back to find her sitting on the kitchen countertop scrolling through her phone and walked over to stand between her legs and leaned against her with his own phone and waited for their parents to arrive.

‘I’ve sent your father the GPS coordinates to find my apartment.’

Timmy hummed and nipped the exposed skin on her shoulder in thanks.

She ran her over his back, and snapped a picture with her phone which earned her a harder bite on her neck, she shoved his shoulder and slapped him not as hard across the face.

‘Stop taking pictures,’

‘Oh because you don’t have hundreds of pictures of us right after sex in your phone.’

He smirked and kissed her and took a picture on his phone.

‘My face better be covered in that.’

‘It is.’ He assured her as he added it to the private album in his phone when the doorbell rang.

‘Time to go.’ He walked over and opened the door.

‘Dad, Elaine welcome back.’ He hugged his father while y/n kissed and hugged her mother before switching places with her, and hugging Elaine.

‘Let me get my coat and we’ll get going.’

‘Yes we don’t have much time, we got stuck at those road works over the Brooklyn Bridge.’

Timothée nodded bored already of his father, why did they agree to this again?

‘Y/n are you ready or what?’

‘Hold on, I’m just fixing my coat’ Y/n called from her bedroom.

‘It’s a coat just throw it on before it’s breakfast we’ll be ordering.’

She came through glaring at him trying to remove her hair from the inside her coat.

Timmy walked over and did it for her and fixing it around her shoulders.

They both looked over to see each parent looking at them oddly.

‘What?’

‘You kids got close while we were away huh?’

‘He fixed my hair, I’d hardly say we’re BFF’s mom.’

‘Hm anything but.’

She turned and smacked his shoulder ‘Shut up Timmy.’

‘Make me.’ He smirked as they left the apartment and headed downstairs.

They got into the car, both siblings in the back and Greg started the engine and drove out of the street.

It was dark outside so Timmy smirked and while his father prattled on about the golf course and her mother talked about the spa in the hotel and the beach and the cute little town they visited, rested his hand on y/n’s thigh tracing his thumb over her skin.

He was teasing her she knew but it was a good distraction from the mind numbing details of her mother’s and step father’s honeymoon. Timmy quickly moved his hand away as his step mother looked back at them smiling.

‘That sounds incredible mom.’

‘Yeah we’ll need to go back there, maybe for a family vacation.’

‘Good excuse for me to buy a new bikini.’

Timmy pretended to make a gagging noise which earned him his hair being pulled by y/n.

‘Ow, y/n y/n get off me.’ He gritted out grabbing her wrists trying to wrench them off his hair.

‘Enough you two, look we’re here.’

Y/n let him go roughly as the two adults got out of the car and quickly felt him grab her jaw to place a chaste but rough kiss on her lips. They smirked devilishly at one another and got out of the car.

And walked towards the restaurant.

They got through dinner in peace and except a few times where y/n had to grip Timmy’s leg to stop him when his father made a comment about Timmy’s family or his choices in life.

After dinner was finished, y/n excused herself to get a cigarette and some fresh air and Timmy rose to join her. ‘We’ll get you outside.’

‘Thank god that’s over with, thought I’d die of boredom.’ Y/n mumbled taking a drag of her cigarette before passing it to Timmy.

‘Tell me about it, I was gonna shove his wine into his smug face if he didn’t stop fucking talking about my ‘life choices’ fucking pretentious prick.’

She leaned forward and rubbed his back slowly feeling him relax. ‘Just ignore him. He’s ignored you half your life he doesn’t get to have a say in how live it just because he’s married now.’

Timmy sighed and lay his head on her shoulder wrapping his arm around her waist.

‘I can’t go back into that car with him. I’ll kill him.’

Y/n nodded and held his face up press a light kiss on his lips before looking over at the restaurant and seeing their parents talking to someone at another table. ‘Looks like we’ll be better off walking home,’ she pointed to the restaurant window and Timmy glanced over seeing his father talking to his old boss.

‘I’ll text my mother and tell her we’re walking to yours- hm’ He cut her off kissing her and she kissed him back before he moved down her neck she quickly text her mother the message and put her phone back into her bag and ran her fingers up and down his back over his dress shirt. ‘Let’s start walking to yours before they come out and see us.’

The began the 3block walk to Timmy’s apartment and talked about idle things.

‘Are you going to Stacey’s tomorrow night?’

‘No, she’s working late tomorrow night.’

‘She liking the work at her mom’s salon?’

‘I think so, I haven’t really spoken to her lately.’

‘Why not?’

He smirked ‘Been busy.’

She smirked walking beside him as he threw his arm around her shoulder and leaned down to kiss her neck.

They reached his building and she looked up.

‘I don’t think I’ve ever been in your place before.’

‘Really?’ He mumbled against her throat as he grabbed her around the waist pulling her against him and kissed up her neck before reaching her lips swaying against her.

She grabbed his hand and dragged him into his building and he shut the door behind him and dragged her upstairs to his apartment. Once inside he shoved her against the door hard and kissed her roughly grabbing a handful of her backside under her dress before lifting it over her head and tossing it.

She felt for his top button of his shirt as the house was in complete darkness, and ripped his shirt open hearing the buttons fly across the room and smirked hearing his growl.

He grabbed her and threw her over his shoulder making her squeal and carried her to the bedroom and throwing her on the bed. She reached up and unbuttoned his jeans and slowly sliding them down realising he had nothing on underneath and quickly took him in her mouth getting him harder than he already was and smirked at his grunt of surprise.

‘Fuck, y/n!’

She smiled and sucked him a few more times before letting him and dragging him onto the bed with her, he crushed his mouth against her instantly kissing her hard before ramming into her without warning making her shriek digging her nails into his chest. He began a hard and rough pace ramming into her without stopping before flipping them over to bring her on top and let her ride him.

‘Ride me y/n.’

She whimpered and began slamming down on him hard over and over and rocking against him meeting his own thrusts.

She leaned down kissing him hard as he held on to her digging his fingers into her skin not caring if she was covered in bruises.

She had told him some of her work colleagues and friends had noticed her bruises on different occasions and she had just brushed them off as just hardcore cardio.

They were both so occupied with each other they hadn’t heard the front door or his dad’s voice. He had sat them up and he had her by the throat kissing her as they rocked against each other becoming breathless with their damp skin sticking to each other. They were getting closer and they clung to each other as they came together in tangled mess of bedsheets and sweaty limbs. Timmy fell backwards against the pillows with y/n collapsed on top of him just as the bedroom door opened shining light from the hallway and Timmy covered his eyes squinting.

‘Timothée?’

‘Dad, Jesus put the fucking light out.’

Greg switches the hallway light off but recognises his step daughter naked on top of his son.

He shut the door and spoke through it.

‘Timothée, was that who I think it was in bed with you?!’

Y/n turned her head on Timmy’s chest towards the door, calling out ‘Hi Greg.’

‘I wanna see both of you in the living room now!’

They could hear him walking down the hall towards the living room.

They looked at each other before smirking trying not to laugh.

‘Oh well. I guess the secret is out.’

He hummed watching her in the dark room ‘Too bad, this was fun sneaking around. Do you think he’ll tell your mom.’

She shrugs her shoulders ‘I don’t care.’ She leaned up and pecked his lips as he ran his hands up and down her still damp back and kissed her back.

‘We really need to go talk to him.’

Y/n mumbled against his lips before moving down to kiss and nip his neck.

‘Hmm. Sure thing, let’s just finish what you’re doing then we’ll go through.’

She smiled and continued to kiss up and down his throat as he sighed closing his eyes. She reached his lips again and sat up on her knees and held his face pulling him up with her ‘Come on, let’s go face him together.’

He wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed down her neck and kissed and nibbled all over her chest and shoulders and every patch of skin he could reach before licking a long strip up her throat to her lips where she grabbed his jaw and kissed him hard before breaking away breathless

‘What-‘

‘For courage.’ He smirked before pecking her lips and letting her go and grabbing his jeans and throwing them on while she grabbed an old T-shirt she had found and her underwear and left the bedroom together, coming face to face with Timmy’s father.

@sufferingstarlight

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@kteezy997

@lixzey

@tchalamss

#lil timmy tim #timothèe chalamet #timothée hal chalamet #timmy x reader #timothee chalamet smut

[aingeal98]

hey its the evil dentist anon (now off anon!) and you got me thinking about cass and children. bc like, imagine her holding a kid, maybe even a baby. maybe she saved them from a fire, a car accident, maybe she is just holding somebodys kid for a second. and she thinks huh. i was this small once. and cain did all of that to me. and like, what she thinks next is very dependant on where she is in her journey of self perception. at certain points of it (like in your excellent fic 'shame, fear and how you play the game'!) she might not consider herself as human as the child shes holding. like obviously cain was a monster, but shes at least glad that it happened to her and not another "real" child like mad dog or his other attempts. second option is i think after a lot of healing, when cass is able to come to terms a bit more with everything, that horrible realization that cain hurt his children over and over again trying to create a weapon with no will of their own, that he did not see any of them as she sees children (nobody better than cass, i think, to admire the beauty and fragility of life in them) and like. feel all of these horrible realizations wash over her as she holds this child that will never experience anything similar if she can help it, bc she desperately wants to use her abilities to protect others, specially the powerless.

sorry for the essay, ive got cass cain on the brain, as you know.

Evil dentist formerly anon! Welcome :D

Cass and kids is so important to me I rotate it in my mind every day. I wonder what it looks like when she saw a baby for the first time. Did Cain bring one in so that she wouldn't get surprised, or did she only see them when she ran away? How different was their body language compared to everyone else? She says herself that her playmates were assassins. If she ever met anyone her own age or younger they would likely also be a trained fighter brought by their parents/handler to test their abilities.

All this to say the first time Cass held a baby would have probably been both weird and terrifying in a way. And yeah she definitely wouldn't be able to perceive herself as ever being one of them. Like technically of course she knows she was once like them but the chasm between her own perception of herself and how she'd view something so tiny and innocent is so vast she'd struggle to reconcile them.

But then later on, once she developed enough to view herself as a person who, if not deserving of love is at least someone who is human enough that she doesn't need to reject it when offered... Hoo boy yeah. If she thought about everything she went through while looking at a baby and realizing that no she really was like that once and her father really did put someone tiny and innocent and helpless through all the hell she suffered... Pain. So much pain. It would take her so much healing to be able to acknowledge that though, Cass's instinctive response before gaining any sense of self love is "Well obviously you should never put a baby what I went through. But I'm ME so it's not a problem." and everyone around hers response is babygirl you did not deserve to be abused. Which is true of course but Cass wouldn't see it that way. It's not about what she did or didn't deserve, it's about how she loved the fighting, loved the training, loved her dad. So clearly she was never a regular baby, but the fact that she was capable of throwing a shuriken at the target and hitting it dead center before she could even walk does not actually make how Cain treated her any more justified. And it takes Cass a while to really understand that and understand her own anger.

And if she ever catches someone abusing kids... Remember that time a mobster tried to kill someone with a gun and she made sure their hand hurt too much to pull the trigger a full year later? Yeah if she ever sees you slapping a child you are losing your hand privileges. No one can stop her from doing it too like she doesn't care if they think she's going too far. They hurt their kid she makes sure they can never do it again. Simple.

Also I really love the headcanon that as well as taking on her adopted father's mantle as the Batman, she also has his habit of adopting kids. Only the projection is different so the first two kids Cass adopts are a child who's parents were murdered so that he could be trained as a killer (which Bruce is a tiny bit judgemental over because he knows full well she's projecting like he was with Dick. But it's fine the child never actually killed someone, Cass took down the ring before they could force him to. He's just traumatized from everything else.) and a baby assassin who was raised in essentially a survival of the fittest situation and killed both all the other kids and his handlers by the time Cass found him. (This one Bruce is a little more judgemental over, but Cass does not care. This is his grandson now. The murders are a part of him and she loves him despite that.)

30 year old Cass, showing up at her and Steph's apartment in the middle of the night covered in blood: Hey guess what :D

Steph: Cass I swear to god if that's another fucking kid you're hiding behind you-

Cass, picking up her new child (also covered in blood) and showing them to Steph like a kitten: Their name is Max they have no family no one can understand them better than me and it would be nice for Roman to have a baby sibling.

Steph, sighing and grumbling but too tired to deal with this shit: I'll get Babs to send over adoption papers in the morning.

#dc #dc rambles #cassandra cain #asks

[lololollywrites]

Step. Jump. Leap. Step.

Just wanted to do a little throwback and reblog my first flash Friday challenge, which I posted last September. I immediately realized that the prompt - Leap of faith - fit exceptionally well into my existing two-work series “Earthly Pomp (is But a Dream)” as a short prequel, from John’s perspective. Here it is in its entirety below, but you can also read it on AO3 HERE.

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Fuck.

Fuck.

He won’t want this. He doesn’t want me. He can’t possibly. I don’t want me anymore, for Christ’s sake. I wouldn’t be… here if not for Rosie. Well, probably. I’ve not had the bollocks yet to ever go that far, despite having considered it at various stages in my life. Melodrama. Overreacting. Woe is me, huh? What a mess. Ella’s told me otherwise, of course. Sherlock too, though a swollen lip. Trauma. Grief. Blah blah blah. Boo bloody hoo. Plenty of men have been to war and managed not to extend their misery unto others. Granted, quite a lot more… unusual trauma followed afterwards, but there are no excuses. Eurus as my therapist or no. And here I am, trying to do it again. To force my presence. Why has Sherlock put up with me as long as he has? What could possibly redeem me at this point?

He looks so sad whenever I leave. At least I think he does. I’ve been trying to look back over my shoulder whenever I turn my back on him these days.

He bought rounded furniture after the explosion. I’d thought he’d opt for perfect replicas from before, but… no.

Rounded corners.

Baby safe.

He cleans. Before I come, now.

He bought Rosie a puzzle of the periodic table for no particular reason three days ago. About four years beyond her capabilities, yes, but his eyes shone with eager excitement as he shyly handed it over.

She loves to gnaw on the blue cardboard ‘S’ for Sulfur.

For Sherlock.

Jesus.

The black hole looms up ahead. I count my steps and try to align them with my breaths. Perhaps I’ll float when I jump in, like the freeing antigravity of outer space. Or perhaps I’ll fall, like a medieval castle oubliette. With spikes at the bottom.

Faith, John.

Whichever the outcome, there’s no choice. I’m drowning now. Utterly alone. A bit of myself is left behind whenever I step down from that seventeenth step, one more task removed from the post-explosion flat recovery checklist that’s kept me tethered to Baker Street. Not much is left now. And what then? What excuse will I have to return?

No. I have to jump.

I know him. I do. I’ve recently remembered that I’ve always known him.

I’d forgotten, for a while.

I don’t think he ever has. I think he’s been waiting for me.

I hope he’s been waiting.

The thought makes me indescribably sad for him, but the hope is all I have.

I think he’ll have me. Even if just for Rosie’s sake. I’m a shit father alone. I can’t trust myself. There’s no way he trusts me, either. I see his eyes narrow whenever he greets me; assessing my mental state. My BAL. The level of my temper.

I pat Rosie’s head a bit absently, closing my eyes and sucking in a breath of smoggy London air as I pull her closer toward my chest in her carrier. She screams; tries to escape. It’s just the instinctual response of a toddler to confinement, right? To wanting to get out and explore the city streets. To needing a nappy change. A bit of a kip. Some lunch, soon. It’s nothing about me. It’s not about me. It’s not about me.

Except I often feel like it is.

Before I know it, I’m standing outside of the familiar black door of 221 Baker Street. Mrs. Hudson isn’t home, I know. She’ll still be away with Mr. Chatterjee. They’ve patched things up, much to Sherlock’s chagrin. Something about just never filing divorce paperwork to avoid the headache. I was here just yesterday. I know this. I’m not supposed to be here. We hadn’t scheduled anything.

That’s what we do now. Schedule things.

He won’t be expecting me. I glance upwards – the curtains flutter, then shut again.

I – well. I’m not sure what to make of that, but it’s too late now. I fumble for my key, shushing a still-crying Rosie. My heart is racing.

The door opens. Sherlock stands there. His eyes are slightly wide for a moment, then his expression calms. He looks immaculate, as always.

“John, I wasn’t expecting you. Hello, little Watson.”

Rosie giggles. She giggles. From a right strop.

Suddenly I have no words. Nothing to say. I just… shrug. And Sherlock understands. He smiles, a little mismatched quirk of his lips and a crinkling at the corners of his eyes. “I’ve been waiting for you to come home, you know.”

My breath leaves me. I feel like I might cry. I take my leap of faith.

Turns out, it’s only a small step.

#my fics #bbc sherlock #just a little throwback reblog

[thotsforvillainrights]

Kai, Dabi, Trumpet, Skeptic (probably messed up his name srry) and Nines reacting to their kids wanting to dress up as them for Halloween along with their SO reaction, just a idea though plus dont feel obligated to do this

Pss I bet you can't guess who I am behind the anon mask, hint hint im a nuisance who also writes for Overhoe

(Whoo-hoo! My first spooky ask for October! I can’t wait! Looks like Kai and Skeptic are the only one’s I officially gave kids to so we’ll address their munchkins by name lol)

(Sidenote: reveal yourself!!! ahhhh!)

~”Just like Daddy for Halloween”~

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~Overhaul~

-”Huh?” Kai cocked his head to the side while you sat at the kitchen table filling candy from a bag into a large bowl. “I said he doesn’t want to be a vampire anymore.” You repeat your words, sneaking a bite off your candy apple on the plate next to you. Kai sighed and stared at the pile of fabric on the table. “I already bought the costume. We stood in the costume store for an hour and a half while he picked it out. What’s that over there?” Kai pointed at the pile and you paused your work to pick it up. “It’s his costume.” You smiled at his honest reaction. Him? Kaishi wanted to be him for Halloween? “Damn that brat for always making me feel like this...” Kai gripped at his chest and smiled widely. The boy had said in the past that he wanted to be just like him, but it never failed to make Kai feel that blossom of pride and warmth swell up his chest. A few days passed and it was finally Halloween. You passed the candy handling duty off to Pops since the old man decided not to join you three for trick or treating. It was adorable seeing your baby boy standing next to his father looking like clones. Same golden eyes, (h/c) skin, and that killer stoic expression your husband always sported. “Are you ready to go, my baby?” Kaishi’s eyes lit up and his demeanor changed in an instant. “YES YES LET’S GO!” Kai smiled and followed the two of you out the door, never feeling that pride subside for the entirety of the night.

~Dabi~

-Halloween was the best night of his life to be out. The League gained traction and (much like Stain) ended up having some merchandise and following. No doubt companies profiting off something controversial. Lot’s of people were out dressed in costumes pertaining to the organization. Have they no shame? Oh well whatever, Dabi didn’t care. He loved being able to be out almost all night long and sometimes most of the day. That was until he lost that opportunity when he met you. He screwed around and fell in love with you and next thing he knew you were pregnant (or had adopted depending on the reader). He was hesitant on even the slightest idea of fatherhood. He didn’t have the best upbringing and didn’t feel like he should contribute toward bringing a kid of his own into this fucked up world. He still had some unresolved issues of his own. The moment his hands touched the baby for the first time, he knew he wanted to dedicate himself entirely toward them having a different childhood than the one he had to suffer through. Kids are so sweet and innocent. His son looked at him the same way that you did: with all the love and adoration in the world despite all the fucked up stuff he’d done. The two of you cared deeply for Dabi and his son even admired him. That’s probably why you were trying to desperately glue a shit ton of fake staples onto your kid while Dabi stood there trying not to chuckle. “Are you sure about going as me this year? Your mom/daddy/parent here has been struggling for the past 2 hours and we got a 30 minute window left.” You had to fight the urge to tell him to shut the fuck up when you 6 year old was literally right there. “I’m sure! I wanna be daddy for Halloween so please keep going! Look!!!” He reached tiny hands into his pocket and pulled out blue tissue paper he started to crinkle with his fingers. “Look at my blue flame!”

~Trumpet~

-Hanabata was both honored and confused at the same time. He watched the two of you standing in the shop and getting a tailormade suit for his little boy all because the boy wanted to be him for Halloween. “Are you absolutely sure you wanna go through with this? I mean, isn’t Halloween supposed to be scary? Wanna be a ghost, or Frankenstein’s monster, or a Werewolf?” The little boy looked up and puffed his already chubby cheeks out with a pout. “No daddy, no! I wanna be you for Halloween!” You gently shushed him since the shop was quiet after all. “It’s okay baby. Koku, let him express himself. Besides, I’d wanna be a super cool politician too.” You teased him with a wink and he cleared his throat. “Ah well, I suppose I understand.” The entire way home your son was over the top excited about his new suit. He chattered and you swore you could see the blush on Hanabata’s face forming. ‘Me? He thinks I’m that cool?’ It was rare to have someone think that way about his career considering it wasn’t the most exciting. Of course the boy didn’t understand politics since he was only 6 years old, but he DID understand his daddy was important. More than anything, he loved Koku so of course it’s only natural he wanted to be him. On Halloween Hanabata stopped the two of you at the doorway. He took off his glasses and cleaned them with his tie before placing them carefully on his son’s face. “Now let’s go trick or treat, eh?” He smiled and pat the boys head. “YAY!!!!”

~Skeptic~

-He didn’t imagine he’d have the worlds biggest fan in such a small package. Ever since she was just a small girl (under the age of 1) the two of them were attached at the hip. Tomoko was a huge daddy’s girl and she had Skeptic wrapped around her little finger. That’s why he was overjoyed with pride when she came into the bedroom one day and spoke loudly in her tiny voice “I’m gonna be just like daddy for Halloween!!!” You smiled at the thought of it. She’d already had a head full of hair (texture depends on the reader), and it was nearly covering her own eyes considering Tomoyasu didn’t want her to cut it and neither did she. Her posture was a little more like daddy’s since she spent time being hunched over the table coloring for hours and hours on end while he worked on his laptop right beside her. Tomoko could pull off the costume without a doubt. When you’d pieced the simple outfit together finally, Skeptic stood in the corner taking so many pictures that you were sure his memory card would be full by now. While out the two of you had formed a trick or treat group with some of the other parents from the school where your daughter attended. It was cute watching the kids talk about their costumes to each other.

“I’m Batman! What are you?”

“Me? Haha, I’m a big giant rat!”

“Well I’m a swamp monster! What about you Tomoko?”

“I’m my daddy!”

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Clan of Three (Book 3) Chapter Three

Father Figure! Mandalorian/Din Djarin x Teen! Reader

Chapter Three: The Cave

Summary: Mando and (Y/N) explore Mandalore to find the Living Waters, but they run into trouble, as usual.

Mouse Note: Feat. (Y/N) jumping off a cliff and scaring Mando to death.

            Mando slowly descended into Hangar Three-Five as Peli looked up as the group arrived in Mos Eisley on Tatooine to see if Peli Motto could find the part they needed for IG.

            “Whoo-hoo! You hear that? She’s purring like a nuzzle shrew!” Peli happily looked over her work as the N-1 shut off and the canopy opened.

            “No complaints,” said Mando. “Still faster than I know what to do with.”

            “Well, I’ll tune her up just the same,” said Peli. “So, uh, where’re my buddies?”

            “Still here,” said (Y/N), poking their head out. Grogu, much more excitedly, cooed and Force-jumped to Peli’s arms.

            Peli grinned and caught him. “Now who taught you to leap like a lurmen, huh?” Grogu babbled, and Peli gasped as Mando and (Y/N) climbed out of the N-1. “Was that his first word? I think he’s talking to me! Did you hear that? He said ‘Peli’!”

            “I’m here on business,” said Mando.

            “Oh, are the Hutts back? Are you takin’ out Boba Fett?” asked Peli, expecting some drama.

            “No, we like him,” said (Y/N), shrugging.

            “We need a droid part,” said Mando.

            “Uh. Bo-ring,” said Peli. She called back to her droids. “Hey, get the Jawas back in here before they hit the cantina!” She glanced back at Mando and (Y/N). “You know how Mos Eisley gets during Boonta week.”

            “We’re looking for a replacement IG memory circuit,” explained Mando.

            “Oh, hey, Grandpa,” teased Peli. “They haven’t made those for a while.” They were interrupted as several Jawas ran into the hangar, and Peli spoke to them. “Memory circuit.” The Jawas shook their heads and shrugged, and Peli frowned at Mando. “Sorry, pal, no chance cubes.”

            “They can’t find the part?” asked Mando. “I need the part now.”

            “Which is why I think you should buy this beauty here!” said Peli, slapping her R5 unit on the head.

            “I can’t use an astromech,” said Mando. “I need a droid that’s rated for spelunking.”

            “Spelunking? What are you spelunking?” asked Peli.

            “We’re going to Mandalore,” said (Y/N).

            “We need a droid that can explore ahead of us and test the atmosphere, make sure it’s safe to breathe,” said Mando.

            “Okay, well—” R5 attempted to nervously scoot away, but Peli caught him. “Uh-uh-uh. Hey! Get right back here. Right back here, scaredy droid. Come on now, you gotta shine.” She cleared her throat. “This R5 astromech is built for adventure.” The droid beeped, but Peli waved a hand. “’Course you are. You’re supposed to be piloting starfighters across the galaxy and fighting tyranny.”

            “It’s falling apart, and besides, I got no room for it on the N-1,” said Mando.

            “Nonsense, R5-D4 is as good as the day he came back from serving the rebellion,” said Peli. “And I’ll reinstall your droid port, and this little baby here can even co-pilot.” R5 trembled, and Peli gave him a look. “Hey, if you don’t settle your bolts, I’ll sell you back to the Jawas.” She laughed as she turned back to Mando and (Y/N). “And because it’s Boonta, what I’m gonna do is I’m gonna give you this for half the price and throw in a free oil bath.”

            She’s really working hard for this one, thought (Y/N).

            And sure enough, as night fell and Peli finished reinstalling the droid port, R5 was loaded up into it, and even though his anxiety was through the roof, he had no choice but to fly off with Mando, (Y/N), and Grogu.

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            After seeing visions of Mandalore, (Y/N) was expecting much more than a gray planet with swirling clouds darkening its atmosphere as they approached, but they supposed the Empire had been determined to destroy all hope of civilization for the Mandalorians on their home planet. Grogu whined slightly in trepidation.

            “It looks scary. I know,” said Mando. “But it was once green and beautiful, back when the songs were written.”

            “It was…” murmured (Y/N), remembering their vision.

            “It’s Mandalore, the homeworld of our people,” said Mando.

            Our people. (Y/N)’s heart skipped a beat.

            “Every Mandalorian can trace their roots back to this planet and the beskar mines deep within,” said Mando.

            “And no one’s been there in years?” asked (Y/N).

            Mando shook his head. “There have been rumors of explorers, but nothing definitive.”

            “So where did you grow up with the covert?” asked (Y/N).

            Mando pointed to a moon. “I grew up there. Concordia.” He gestured to the map. “Kalevala is in the same system, all are connected.” He glanced back at (Y/N). “A Mandalorian has to understand maps. It’s important so we can make our way in the world.” (Y/N) nodded in understanding. “Then, you’ll never be lost, Verd’ika.” (Y/N) blinked, unsure of how to respond. Luckily, the lesson was finished, and the N-1 dove down towards the surface of Mandalore.

            The storms raging in the atmosphere rumbled around the N-1. The ship shook as it shot downward, trying to break free of the torrential winds. The display of the N-1 glitched, flashing brilliantly as the atmosphere faulted its readings of the world around the ship. Rain streaked the windows, obscuring the view as alarms beeped.

            But then they broke free, and the sun shone through the clouds to the scarred land below, and the N-1 was in the clear. Even broken and injured, Mandalore’s natural beauty was evident, even if hidden below destruction. (Y/N) could easily imagine the grand cities that used to rise into the skies around them.

            “Looks like the fusion bombs from the Purge disrupted the magnetic field around the planet,” said Mando, tapping the display until the charts came back up as the atmospheric disturbances halted.

            “We won’t be able to communicate with anyone outside the atmosphere,” remarked (Y/N), and Mando nodded. No help if anything happened. They’d have to be careful.

            Mando landed the N-1 in a small clearing of smooth rock. “R5, you ready? I’m gonna need you to scout ahead and analyze the atmosphere.”

            R5 beeped and shook his head.

            “That wasn’t a question,” said (Y/N).

            R5 let out a sound that resembled a sigh of fear before Mando released him to the surface of Mandalore.

            “Go over to that split in the rock and take an air sample of the ruins below,” said Mando through the comms.

            R5 beeped nervously as he rolled away towards the outcropping.

            “He’ll be fine,” said Mando. “I just need him to take some readings to make sure it’s safe.”

            R5 stopped before the rocks and turned around to beep.

            “Don’t be a baby,” said Mando. “Just get the sample we need, and hurry up.”

            R5 beeped in disappointment and rolled around the outcropping, disappearing from view.

            “Can we track R5 in case something happens?” asked (Y/N).

            Mando nodded and pointed to a screen. A small red dot, R5, was moving through the radius around the ship. Suddenly, the dot disappeared. Grogu gasped, and (Y/N) blinked. If something had injured R5, that didn’t spell well for them.

            “R5, come in,” said Mando urgently. “Do you read me?”

            Grogu whined as static came through the radio.

            “It’s probably just interference,” said Mando.

            “That’s optimistic,” muttered (Y/N), and Grogu babbled in agreement.

            Mando sighed. “Fine. I’ll go get him. Normally, this is droid work. I was hoping to avoid going out there. I’ll pressurize my helmet and leave you two here. Stay inside.” He quickly left the ship, leaving (Y/N) and Grogu to watch him.

            Grogu babbled and looked up at (Y/N). They nodded and held him closer. They had the same feeling that something was off. They could only hope Mando could handle anything that appeared.

            For several anxious minutes, Grogu and (Y/N) watched the rocks until finally, finally!, Mando appeared, and his adike breathed a sigh of relief. They perked up, expecting Mando to let them up, but he raised a hand.

            “Not until I check the toxicity,” he said, already knowing that his kids were trying to escape. He looked at R5. “You got on analysis on the atmosphere yet?”

            R5 trilled and projected his readings into the air.

            “The charts were wrong…” breathed Mando in pleasant surprised. “The atmosphere is breathable.”

            So why was everyone saying it wasn’t? Was it a rumor or… The Force hummed in warning, and (Y/N) had a feeling something else was going on.

            “Bo-Katan is right. Mandalore is not cursed,” said Mando. This was an incredible discovery for all types of Mandalorians.

            (Y/N) didn’t waste anymore time and opened the canopy to hop out of the N-1. Grogu excitedly jumped into Mando’s arms to be placed in his cradle. R5 happily went back into his port while the Mandalorian, Ushti, and…Green Guy walked back towards the cave Mando had found with the city of Sundari housed below.

            “There are strange creatures living below the surface,” warned Mando, drawing his blaster. “I don’t want to leave you by the ship on your own with them around, but be careful, alright?”

            (Y/N) nodded and drew their own blaster as they crept into the mouth of the cave. Their breath caught as they stood at the edge of the cavern. The ruins of the city of Sundari stretched out below them. It shone green from the fusion rays that had destroyed it, but it still showed the grand beauty of Mandalore from years past. (Y/N) felt their heart beat a little quicker as they imagined what Mandalore could become again if, as Mandalore the Great said, they didn’t make the mistakes of the past.

            “That’s the civic center,” said Mando, gesturing to a particular building.

            (Y/N) nodded. “Bo-Katan said the mines were beneath it.”

            “Right. I’ll carry you down—”

            (Y/N) jumped off the side of the cliff, landing on a small ledge below. With the Force softening each leap, they were able to make their way down. Mando blinked and sighed at the near-heart attack (Y/N) had given him by jumping off a cliff. Mando activated his jetpack and flew down beside (Y/N) in case anything did happen, and Grogu’s cradle floated down. They descended through the ruins, each dark corner threatening to possess enemies, but no one appeared as Mando and Grogu flew and (Y/N) leapt from ruin to ruin.

            Mando paused on an old walking path, and (Y/N) landed beside him. They peered over the edge to see a long tunnel continuing to burrow into the surface of Mandalore.

            “The mines should be further down,” said Mando. “You still doing alright, Verd’ika?”

            (Y/N) grinned. “Yep.”

            Mando smiled beneath his helmet. (Y/N) had grown so much, and they were talented and strong. He was proud of his ad’ika. “Then let’s go.”

            Mando and (Y/N) leapt off the landing again, and Grogu floated down with them as they made their way down through the tunnel. Finally, they landed on the ground, with a light splash as a puddle was disturbed beneath their feet. Mando glanced around and then led the way into another tunnel. His helmet’s flashlight lit up, and Grogu’s cradle headlights turned on. Slowly, the three walked through the tunnel, keeping their weapons out in case any creatures jumped out. The only sound was their footsteps and the batter of water as it dripped to the tunnel floor below.

            “These waters should flow to the mines and the Living Waters within,” said Mando.

            Grogu whined as they continued through the dark tunnel, and (Y/N) stayed by his side. They felt the same trepidation. The Force hummed happily as they approached the mines, a good sign spiritually. (Y/N) was beginning to understand Mandalore the Great’s words. The Way and the Force, many cultures had words for the same idea, and although Mandalore revered the Living Waters and the Way, the Force, connecting all living beings, seemed to course through this world just as much as anywhere else, and similarly to the seeing stone, it converged somewhere in this cave system.

            “That passage continues down,” said Mando, breaking the silence as he headed into the next path. He was quiet and kept his blaster close in case something appeared. So far, nothing, and (Y/N) followed.

            However, as they continued, they found strange scraps of metal strewn across the path. Mando paused every so often to examine the floor to figure out what had caused it, but so far, no signs. He knelt and brushed at a mound of dirt, exposing an abandoned Mandalorian helmet.

            Snap!

            A mechanism was triggered, and a large caged closed around Mando as Grogu and (Y/N) jumped back. A bionic droid lifted up from the ground, Mando trapped in a cage on its back, red eyes glowing malevolently. Mando groaned and tried to fight against the tight cage trapping his limbs. The robot chittered as it looked around, and (Y/N) pushed Grogu closer to them behind a rock to avoid being seen. If all of them were caught, that would mean no one could rescue them. No one would know they’re down there, kidnapped by strange cyborg creatures.

            (Y/N) and Grogu watched as the droid walked away with Mando and slowly followed to see where it took him. They followed it to a roof where many Mandalorian helmets were abandoned on the floor. The cage holding Mando was situated on a spit, and the creature, half mechanical-half alive, clambered out of the droid it had been piloting. It was tall and spindly, towering over them all as it glared around itself dangerously. It held a staff of crackling electricity, and it reached between the bars to pull Mando’s blaster away, then the Darksaber. Mando groaned, clearly drugged in some way. The bionic creature stalked away to work with some more of its strange tech.

            Grogu and (Y/N) crept closer to Mando’s cage to try to free him while the creature was distracted. Carefully, (Y/N) reached up to the cage’s lock to work on opening it. Unfortunately, the lock just clicked loudly, and the creature jerked towards the sound.

            “Get back to Bo-Katan,” said Mando weakly. “Be careful, adike…” He knew they were strong, but he didn’t want to risk them getting injured more than needed, so it was better to get help.

            (Y/N)’s brow creased, frustrated at being unable to help him, but they nodded. “I promise, we’ll be back.”

            They turned, scooped up Grogu, and ran as the creature fired its electric staff at them. They tossed Grogu to his cradle, and he flipped into it. He sped off down the corridor, and (Y/N) was right on his heels. They ran through the passages, and even as a crocodile creature with wings jumped out, (Y/N) just shot it down before leaping up into the tunnel upwards as Grogu flew up. They rose through the tunnel and the city until they reached the cave they had entered through.

            A large creature landed in front of them, and (Y/N) and Grogu drew up short. It growled and ran at them, and Grogu threw out a hand. The Force-push sent the creature flying, and as they continued running past, (Y/N) shot it to ensure it wouldn’t follow.

            “R5! Start the engines!” ordered (Y/N) as they ran towards the ship.

            They and Grogu jumped and flipped into their seats, with (Y/N) taking Mando’s pilot seat and Grogu sitting in theirs all alone.

            “Get us back to Kalevala,” said (Y/N), copying the movements Mando made to start the flight of the N-1. We’re coming, Buir.

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Solar Opposites: The Rise of The New Order Ch. 4 (by @avaveevo)

It’s the day of Korvo’s New Order ceremony

Korvo: *takes a deep breath* This is it…

Tortus: My people. Today is a good day.

Korvo sees Terry, Yumyulack and Jesse waving as they smile at their husband/father.

Tortus: Today, it is with great pride that welcome my prize student Korvotron, to the New Order!

The crowd cheers

Tortus: Everyone, let us introduce our new rookie Korvotron to come up and join us for a speech.

The crowd rises up as Korvo comes up on stage and prepares to say his speech.

Korvo: Thank you. Thank you so much. Today is a great day for me! I am so happy to be starting the New Order. For it has been my lifelong dream to be part of the New Order, ever since I was a little Replicant. I am so happy to be joining this special occasion. Today is wonderful day! I also wanted to thank my family for their support. *Terry, Yumyulack and Jesse smiles* Without them, I am nothing. But right now, I am happy on this glorious day for I never go down without a fight in case of any danger that comes our way to the New Order. For I, Korvotron am now the proud rookie of The New Order!

The crowd cheers as the family clap in joy over Korvo’s speech and new new duty of the New Order. Tortus looks at Kim-La.

Kim-La: *clapping for Korvo* Alright! Woo-Hoo! Congratulations Korvo!

Tortus growls at Kim-La

Tortus: *sternly* Kim-La!

Kim-La: Oh! Sorry, sir.

Later, Korvo and Terry are making out like Miss Frankie and Principal Cooke do in the cafeteria

Terry: Oh yes.

Korvo: Oh God! It is so nice of being part of The New Order!

Terry: This room is so nice when the kids are not seeing us.

Korvo giggles

Korvo: After this, let's do reverse cowgirl!

Terry: I’d like that!

Terry moans lovingly.

Terry: Then we're ass-eating in the lab.

Korvo: But, I’m not wearing any boots! Which is great!

Terry: Now, what do you say I cover you in peanut butter?

Korvo: Oooooh! Fuck yes! Yes!

Terry starts applying the peanut butter

Korvo: Ooooh! Oooh! Terry! Oooooh!

Suddenly AISHA comes in

AISHA: Gah! What the fuck?!

Korvo: AH! AISHA!

Terry: What are you doing in here?!

AISHA: I need to talk to Korvo about Tortus. You got a sec?

Terry: Oh of course. See you baby. *kisses Korvo on the cheek*

Terry leaves

Korvo: What is it AISHA? What is that you want to tell me about?

AISHA: *to Korvo* What you’re doing is a really really bad idea!

Korvo: Huh? Oh, what do you meant by that AISHA?

AISHA takes a deep breath.

AISHA: Tortus took strict orders from his father Aurdyus, the one who hated Terry’s parents.

Korvo: Aundrayus? You mean the one from the story

AISHA: *takes a deep breath* Yes.

Korvo gasps but then gets angry

Korvo: What?! Impossible that can’t be true…. can it?

AISHA: I wish it wasn’t…

Korvo: But but… impossible. Tortus has been my favorite teacher for years. I-I’m sure he isn’t as dangerous as his father is. Is he?

AISHA: Believe me I thought he was a good person too when he first created me.

Korvo: You did. What happened AISHA?

A flashback plays of Tortus creating AISHA

AISHA: It all started after he created me.

Tortus: Aaaah…. Welcome AISHA. We have so much to talk about.

AISHA: After he created me, he began to talk to about what his father Aundrayus has taught him and his views on Shlorp. But I notice that something isn’t right.

Tortus: So that is why my father wanted me to honor his name… by building The New Order. A team of Shlorpians making Shlorp a perfect Utopia just like he wanted.

The crowd cheers. AISHA grows concern. Then, she saw Tortus planning something, which known as… “Execution”

AISHA: Um Tortus, what is this… “execution”

Tortus smirks

Tortus: Oh AISHA, my dear lovely AISHA. May I tell you what this Execution means? It means whatever Shlorpian refuses to follow the orders, he must be executed, permanently along with his life.

AISHA gasps

AISHA: Wh-what? But Tortus, this might be wrong. We’re supposed to be saving lives, not exterminating them!

Tortus slams his hand down in rage

Tortus: I AM DOING IT, FOR MY FAMILY’S NAME!

AISHA: BUT IT’S NOT RIGHT!

Tortus snarls in fury.

AISHA: Mark my words AISHA, if you dare tell anyone about this, he or she shall be exterminated once and for all.

Tortus leaves. The flashback ends

Korvo: Execution? That’s what it means for Shlorpians who refuse to obey the New Order?!

AISHA: That’s right.

Korvo: Oh my God… that’s… sounds terrible..

AISHA: I know… and I’m scared it would happen to you if you disobey Tortus.

Korvo looks down as Terry walks in

Terry: Hey babe. What’s wrong because Kim-La wants to see you.

Korvo: Kim-La’s here?

Terry: Yes. She would like to meet you.

Later, Korvo opens the door to see Kim-La

Kim-La: Hello, Korvotron. I assume Terald told you about my arrival.

Korvo: Why yes. Please come right in.

As Kim-La sits down, Korvo notices she has a black eye

Korvo: Oh my God. What happened to you?!

Kim-La: Oh. Nothing. Just ran into a doorknob.

Korvo: Oooh… because it looks like someone has hurt you. Is everything okay?

Kim-La: Of course! Why do you ask?

Korvo: Oh to be honest, I am really concern about you.

Kim-La gets angry

Kim-La: I SAID I’M FUCKING FINE! *tears burst from her eyes*

Korvo gasps. Kim-La gasp in shock over what she just said

Kim-La: I-I’m sorry I didn’t mean it! I-

Korvo: Get out.

Korvo sniffles as he turns around. Kim-La sighs and prepares to leave, but then Korvo looks at her and changes his mind.

Korvo: Kim-La! Wait! *Kim-La turns around and grows surprised*

Kim-La: Huh?

Korvo: It’s okay. I know you didn’t mean to snap. Please stay.

Kim-La smiles

Kim-La: Thanks. So Korvo, tell me more about you. I love to hear it.

Korvo smiles. A few hours later, Korvo and Kim-La are seen laughing while walking through the halls.

Later, Korvo and AISHA are looking at a book of famous Shlorpians

Korvo: Wow look at these Shlorpians.

Korvo then sees Aundrayus

Korvo: Wow. So this Aundrayus? Let’s see here…

Korvo looks over Aundrayus and began to grow shock by details about him, especially the part with the “execution”.

Korvo: What?

AISHA: That’s what I afraid to tell you about.

Korvo: Oh my God… this execution looks vile. And cruel:

Korvo however grows reassure and confident that he can do whatever it takes to please Tortus.

Korvo: For now, I will keep up the act until I know what Tortus is up to.

AISHA: *surprised* Really? You really want to keep it up? It may be risky.

Korvo: It’s the only way.

AISHA smiles

AISHA: Well good luck but don’t die!

Korvo laughs

Korvo: I won’t AISHA! Because, this New Order is gonna be great!

Meanwhile with Tortus and Bee

Tortus: Bee, have you been chronicling lately?

Bee: I have, sir.

Tortus: Good. Write down some new laws for me please during your time of chronicling.

Bee: Yes, sir.

Tortus: Good. *looking at a shattered picture frame of Teraformus and Jessica* I’m counting on it!

#solar opposites #solar opposites au #solar opposites: rise of the new order #tervo #aisha solar opposites #aisha #kim-la solar opposites #alison brie #ariana debose #dan stevens #thomas middleditch #troy baker #sean giambrone #mary mack #korvo #terry solar opposites #british korvo #yumyulack #jesse solar opposites

[talentforlying]

@ohsunshine: ❛ Don't lecture me about family values. You're just as shit in that department as I am. ❜ / from roman lmao — HOUSE OF USHER STARTERS

it's a cattle prod to the synapses: a shock of sheer sheet lightning that seizes all the ligaments charged with the alignment of his spine, wraps them around its fist, and yanks it ramrod straight. for a moment, startled off-guard, there's nothing to him but the slaughter, the old blood of a generation past dripping down the siding like fresh, wet paint — automatic, incandescent rage.

the little fucking weasel.

' boo fucking hoo. ' it cracks out like a whip: unimpressed. unsympathetic. ' the mean man readin' you the riot act's got riots of his own, that about the long n'short of your prize-winnin' argument there, gobby? ' a fist prises itself loose to clap open-handed over his heart, satirically wounded, head tilting mockingly to one side. ' roman bleedin' roy's so virginal to the notion of hypocrisy that there's about to be three wise men paradin' up the street any bleedin' day now, is that right? you fuckin' infant. '

the anger is his new blood: scalding hot, pulsing out through every limb, leaking out of wounds both new and old like swamp gas. it's easier to be angry than it is to be scared — his father taught him that. maybe both their fathers taught them that. ( doesn't stop him from wanting to find that matching wound on roman and dig his fingers in and twist. )

' fuck me, i thought you were at least a little smarter than this. turnin' the bit that's got you nervous around on the other bloke — that's just fuckin' obvious. that's the kind of chickenshit thing people do when they're scared i could be onto them. ' his voice slides down in register, sharp edges ground down sleek and hypnotic; the blue of his eyes is future-tech electric, each pupil the black hole lens of a camera. SMILE! you're on tape. ' i am onto you, aren't i? middle child, youngest boy. scavenger animal. so shit-scared that you're nothin' and no one in a family full to the brim with someones, an' when they finally stop tossin' you scraps, you'll starve. '

there's something under that word that drags through his belly like a blade, and abruptly, sickeningly, he realizes that the low buzzing along the curvature of his skull is the cloying feeling of being sated — his rage desaturated, like an old heirloom photograph of itself, like he'd just been projecting the static image of something he'd borrowed from someone else. inherited from someone else.

CCTV eyes blink, and there's no watcher in the booth anymore; just someone turning the bit that's got them nervous around on the other bloke. fucking obvious.

' know how you stay fed, when you inevitably fuck it all up? huh? ' it's eerily even, disconnected. ' y'don't bite at the bigger fuckin' dog. 'cos i don't need to be better than you to still be right about you. get me? '

#ohsunshine #( AU. ) YOU WHO WAIT AND WATCH AND DRINK IN ALL THAT IS NOT YOURS BY RIGHT. ( iv. ) #last time we had them in this verse so i figured i'd keep that going shdjks #anyway SORRY THIS GOT WILDLY OUT OF HAND god i hope this makes sense #roman pressing the Big Red Button with both hands on this day it would seem #john (avatar of the eye): i don't like being seen >:( #me (regular bitch): fight your mirror then bro tf #( answered. ) THIS IS JOHN CONSTANTINE. FUCK OFF. #sched. #succession /

[vioisgoinginsane]

Me playing Luke's route part 3

Chapters 11-15

Luke really said "I'm gonna make you regret not killing me when you had the chance" and honestly? I'd love that for him—yknow, if it didn't involve murder.

Hah! No, not yet.

Out of all the things that could kill me, let it not be Sariel's dancing lessons.

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Luke: i like how honest you are.

Me:... It would be more special to like a woman who lies a lot.

I'm about to go on a bit of a tangent but Luke made me think of it. I literally always hear that in these games. There's always at least someone remarking on MC being honest and while that's a good trait to have, we do sit here and fall in love with men who lie a lot anyways *side eyes Nokto* so I'd find it intriguing if for once it was the other way around and we at least one MC in one route be like. A really good liar and one of the characters likes that. It'd be intriguing.

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*GASP*

Wait, I think this almost confirms that BRD does happen in every route but... They don't always mention it cuz I guess nothing relevant happens on that day for the other princes? Or I'm over thinking again.

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I GOT TO SEE RIO AGAIN!

For like one minute but still (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)♡

YEAH LUKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN PROBABLY!??

Things that aged poorly.

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"Is that Jin"

Oh oh.

*follows him*

Oh oh

"Are those graves?"

Oh oh

Luke: I know those flowers

OH OH

*that one Chika meme I'm too lazy to look up*

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This line feels meta and for some reason that's hilarious to me. I don't know why. I know Shakespeare exists but dunno if he's a 'classic' or a 'current trend' in this time, either way I guess they wouldn't be ESPECIALLY advanced in literature study, and while Emma IS a bookworm and can read and write I don't expect her to have such formal analytical literary education, but even Hamlet was a lil self aware of his tropes, right? So I'd like to see her say meta things a bit more. Like. Carl Jung probably doesn't exist here in order to invent The Archetypes, but there's no way Emma didn't take one glance at Clavis and immediate clocked him as THAT character. It'd be understandable to feel like following him cuz "That's the magician. If I go with him, I'm gonna see THINGS happen."

Like this:

Me to Luke: I appreciate the circular story telling but why are we here again??

Luke: Clavis asked me to come.

Me: HUH!? And you just went along with it!?..... What's he got on you?

Luke: nothing.

Me: Luke, The only person who'd ever go along with Clavis without him having something on them is ME. And only ONCE.

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... Yknow, times like these Luke is a straight up mood. (Mom: what are gonna do when you get a husband!? Me, who can't be bothered to explain anything: How about No husband ever?)

But this like is 200℅ more ironic when I'm marrying him in the Fake Bride event right now! lol 🤣🤣

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Luke: these are 'revolutionaries'

Me: oooooooooooooooooooo.... I mean, I don't like Chev but I'm not gonna overtrow monarchy cuz of it. The rest of you are all right. Plus, too much woooork...

Luke: ...

Me: (he didn't nod and lazily say "I knooow"!?)

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They're bringing up the question of impartiality as belle!! Yoo hoo! Like. "I can't just choose the king that *I* want and who will rule the kingdom the way *I* want it, right?" This is actually a thought had cuz I don't exactly vibe Chev's plans but he's actually right a lot. And I hate it. But he is.

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Oh.

Oh. The King's been laying off all his work on his children. Never heard it stated THAT explicitly before. Oh, man. That's rough. Deadbeat absent father no a T.

Wish someone asked which of the princes they think is, if not good then the least worst.

On the subject of his late majesty, even wondered what he looked like? I did. According to Jin's route, Jin got his dad's eyes and since Sariel remarked that Luke's resemblance to him is evident, I'd be guessing he had red hair? Both luke and jin have red hair but I guess Jin's is darker cuz it's short and Luke's is lighter cuz it's long and he's like a disney princess or something. Hanging out in trees with animals and such.

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Why do I feel like owe Chevalier something now? Like. Not like a sorry or a thank you, since I don't expect he will accept or give either but but like. Maybe cut him some slack? since that was a terrible decision he had to make and no one deserves to be put in that position.

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.... Wait what?... Huh?... What!??

I NEED to know what the hell that line means! I would have never guessed I'd end up using those heart key now but fuk it. I'm not telling you about it tho

*emerges out of it almost crying* oh im definitely not telling you (இдஇ; )

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Me: Luke, I am about to say something you won't like and then you're gonna say something I won't like but its better that I say now and... Not let me get my hopes up.

Luke: do you love me?

Me:......That's not exactly what i was going for...

Luke: oh...

*awkward silence*

Me: I was gonna say...

I think you could become a prince who can help those people.

Luke: .... Whoa. I think that might be worse.

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Luke: do you know how the previous king looked like?

OH! WE'RE GETTING INTO THIS! Wow. I really am getting everything I asked for in this route so far... Can't wait to get to tease Luke back!

Like 2 seconds later:

Oh....

Oh.

So... Luke but with Jin's eyes, huh... I can't even picture it.

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The chapter 14 mood is:

*actually crying* YKNOW I THINK YOU AND YOU COULD TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS A BIT MORE ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ like. Pretty sure all of them got some kinda daddy and mommy issues from the whole mess that was the King's declining mess of a "love" life. Also poor Sariel. He had to watch this man go from maybe someone he even looked up to and had faith will protect the kingdom slowly decline into not only a bad king but a terrible human being and—wait. Was the king assassinated? We never got clarification for how the king died. Wait a fuckin minute. Sariel, darling, did you kill the fucking king?

Wait. No. Nah. It couldn't be. What possible reason to kill the king instead of just asking him to step down? And why would the king say no if all his kids are doing his work anyways? He could retire to the country side or something and live in as much misery as he did in the place just fine!

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Huh. So far I am not displeased at all with the handling of the whole "democracy rebels" thing, but I heard some bad things about it. To anyone worried they are making democratic supporters the villains in here:

Of COURSE I like democracy as much your next 21st century woman. No one likes absolute power (I say as I side EYE a certain someone HARD) Altho it's not implausible that they'd be genuinely fed up with the King (who they might not know is dead or might DO know is dead, get what difference that makes?) So far I am still skeptical that it MIGHT be some noble's way of exploiting a few grievous people into doing their dirty work in getting rid of the royal family so then they can seise power for themselves.

Revolution doesn't automatically make for a better governing. Sometimes it's more like "I wouldn't say free, more like under new management." Anyone who has read animal farm knows that.

It's just not a good time for revolution right now. If Rodolites started fighting each other, Obsidian would look over and be like "wow! You just did my work for me, sweet! I'm gonna take over your land now and then invade Benitoite and Jade! "

OF COURSE I'd trust the princes more than some rando. Like, that guy? I don't even remember his name, let alone know his childhood trauma!

But I'll see when this is finished if I like how that was handled.

I'm pretty sure that as Belle I'd tell Luke that I don't only have faith in the Princes, I also have faith in Rodolite's citizens that if thing will get worse and terrible, someone will stand up and change things. After all, the story goes that long time ago the royal family fought each other like selfish beasts. I imagine the population thought "well if you want something done right you do it yourself" And took their forks and torches and then when it was over, instead of figuring out democracy,they just choose ONE person who they all agreed was the best judge of character to pick the royal who wouldn't suck at ruling. The first belle must have been fucking awesome. Maybe even some kinda Jeanne D'Arc figure equivalent.

Bruh, I think about this game's lore WAY too much

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Bruh I ain't ready.

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Emma's view is nice. I can see how some of the prince's goals might cause them to clash with each other buuuuut I. I am a little foolishly optimistic in my own right. I don't believe in compromise I believe in all or nothing- wait no. That sounds a lil bad. I believe in "both. Love always wins."

#ikepri #ikemen prince #cybird #ikepri spoilers #ikepri luke #ikemen prince spoilers #me playing luke's route

[parttimepuff]

Sure hope king dedede doesn’t choose to call meggolor at a very

inconvenient time~

Magolor squinted. "Are you, trying to summon him or-" He started, before his phone began to ring and he yelped at the noise. Beep zipped behind her father, spooked, too. Trying to be the anchor for them again, the Dream Fae spoke up "Wait, it could be someone else-" Reverie began as the Halcandran pulled out his phone and checked who was calling. "No, it's him." He breathed, the Dream Fae managing to squeak "A".

With him thrown off, this left Lor to be a more reliable anchor. "Okay, maybe he’s just checking on you? You were a little hard to get ahold of the past couple days>" She pointed out, though it seemed to worry Beep even more. "Did we get Wiz in trouble?" The Matter whispered, afraid that she'd messed up. This was enough to give the Halcandran a semblance of composure. "N-no, I'm sure it's fine!" Magolor assured her. "Yeah, but, answer it soon before he thinks it's too long." Reverie added, gesturing to the phone like it was going to explode.

"Right!! Hoo, ok." Magolor exhaled. The rest fell silent in anticipation of how the call would go as he straightened up and got ready to lie through his teeth. "Ah, hello, your majesty! Calling to check up on construction? No..? Then, uh, what… Some questions? O-of course, anything you need to know!" The Halcandran obliged, his cheerful facade almost convincing to everyone in the room. "Questions?>" Lor asked, her volume lowered. "What kinda questions-" Beep added on in hushed tone. Her fellow Matter could only give everyone a worried expression. "Rumors? That's, not exactly anything new about me- …serious ones? I can promise you that I haven't been 'up to my old tricks' or anything of that sort, I could show you security footage-" Magolor offered, hoping he wouldn't have to follow up on it. Lor began scrubbing the day's footage, just in case. "…h-huh? Why would, that doesn't even make sense? Why would I know, anything about Dark Matters?" He questioned, sounding confused and concerned. Beep seemed to shrink, understanding what was going on.

"…right, it is a, very serious accusation, I understand that. Yes, I see why you're checking in. But really, I've already messed with something powerful and dealt with the consequences, why would I ever try that again?" Magolor explained, thoroughly genuine in the sentiment, though not in the context. "…that's fair. I have space in my schedule for tomor- Wh-no, of course I'd make space for you even if I was busy! Honestly…" He shook his head. The king still messed with him, even during a call like this.

"Then, 8:30 sharp? Alright, I'll be up bright and early, then. …yes, I've been working on sleep. Ok, see you tomorrow." Finishing the conversation, Magolor hung up and promptly flopped onto the floor back-first. Carefully, Beep approached him. "Wiz, are you in trouble?" She echoed her previous worry. "Not yet… Uh, you guys'll need to leave before tomorrow, sorry..." He apologized, emotionally exhausted.

Her eye welled up. "Forever?" Beep quietly asked, prompting Lor to step in. "It could have gone worse. I think the king just wants to talk, that’s all. Although… if they’re spreading that kind of rumor, it may be a little bit before you all can visit again…>" She conceded, as much as she wanted to assuage the girl's worries entirely. "Yeah… I don't want either of us getting caught. But, I'll still talk to you through the hive mind until then." Magolor promised, his expression saddening. "I'm, still sorry, though… I wanted to hang out more, too."

Pushing aside her worries, the Matter spoke up again. "We can hang out later! Besides, Deeds is cool, y-you’ll be okay!" Beep insisted, taking one of his hands in hers. "…okay?" He paused, looking at her, before squeezing her hand. "O-ok. You're right. One day, I… I really think we'll be able to tell him, at least about you guys." Magolor hoped, making her smile. "We can do it together. Lucky though, I wanna go see the castle, and Dedede." She lamented. "Just… be careful okay? And if something happens tell me and I’ll, I’ll come save you."

"We can… And, I will be, promise." Magolor agreed, rising up from the floor. "Starting to sound like me, isn’t she, Mags?>" Lor teased. "She is, ha! I'm, glad that you care about me that much." He expressed. Beep was quick to pull him into a teary hug and he was just as quick to return it.

#ask #ic #anon #Wiz #Magolor #Reverie #Lor #Beep

[teeto-peteto]

Another question, if that’s not too much to ask: Who is your favourite character from each Runeterra region?

HOO thats a long one and i have the memory of the size of a pea so im opening Map of Runeterra for this one. Its never too much to ask just dont mind me not remembering all the people that cohexists in league of legends universe im sleepy and obsessed with THAT one character.

i'll try to give further explanation but in most cases is just for the aesthetic and not because of the lore so my apopopopologies <3

Freldjord: Braum!! Who doesnt love that big guy. Honestly, he's fun, he's cute, he's very talkative and passionate about the things he likes so he feels relatable at least for me. And he's kind to everyone! and kind to creatures! Probably one of my 'shirtless TM riot men that i actually like' list. He's just wholesome and warm.

Demacia: Ahhh uhhh ummmm yeah ahhh... demacia huh... ummm... (On my pc Morgana's little icon under Demacia's name is the old splashart pre rework i just think its fucking funny)

Poppy! I know she's a yordle and that i already said that i love them but overall demacian characters feel a bit dull to me (not all of them, but if you know, you know...). I just love her big ass hammer and her story, and how she's so convinced that she's not the hero but everyone around her clearly nows it. I love how she looks! And i love her pigtails... I also liked her old design, wich surprises a lot of people when i express it. Yes, she was sometimes uncannily creepy... but she had cool splasharts in the past, and i didnt mind her being ''ugly''. Fuck Riot's concept of beauty.

Noxus: Hhahahahahhahah im terrible but im a sucker for Kled. I love that guy i already expalined this on previous posts. Playing league is my way to cope with roughness in life and has been present through a lot of my trauma and i started playing Kled when i had some peaks of anger issues, the thrill of his gameplay made me de-stress a lot and i love his quotes. He is also very charming in quotes! He's funny, he's silly and he's old and theres something unspoken going on there, brain weasels. I love that guy and her screaming lizzard she's my baby. I love Skaarl and how she has her own personality that often crashes with Kled but she's nonetheless always loyal to him and restores her courage to save his ass. Queen.

Piltover: Hummm probably Orianna. I say probably cause im unaware if her lore has changed from 2014 to this day. I love the concept of a human girl with such a loving father that tried so badly to keep her alive as she was dying and loosing parts of herself and how he tried to keep her with him until she became just a beautifully but souless creation. Its a character i actually like having no quotes related to her lore, in the end Orianna is already very much gone, she's now but an empty metal shell that only commands the ball and speaks souless about human emotions she so used to understand when she was human. Fun fact i was a sucker for BlitzxOri ship and i still think its funny and cute.

Zaun: Twitch... he's a rat. There's nothing more about it. I would say Janna but she's technically Shuriman but either way i will briefly say that i enjoy her in Zaun, queen is giving fresh air slay pop off. Back to Twitch, i always liked him! He's silly, i have his punk skin and i adore how he looks, he's silly and stylish... I also got his shadowfeet skin cause he reminded me of my pet rat Kenny and i bought it to try and cope with his passing, i upgraded him maestry 7 on his honour. I dont know! He's cute in all of his skins not just the ones that intently try to make him cute, punk one is great, and i loooove how his head looks in Ice King skin... He's just lovely, and munches on cheese. And stinks. Its literally so me.

Targon: Soraka, probably. She's a goat unicorn lady! What else can i say? Im a sucker for most of her skins mostly the old ones. I love program Soraka, its one of my favourite skins of her, i think she's neat when i dont analize it... if i did i would set in on fire probably. I dont know her gameplay is cool and its one of the firsts supports i started playing. I used to heal the minions when you could do that back in the day. I remember my shock face first time i healed someone and realized my health bar went lower like 'OH sharing is caring!'. Unicorn lady mom.

Shurima: Renekton. Only because he's a crocodile and 'crocodile' is the word i pop up in my mind whenever i overthink to make my mind blank, and because i think crocodiles are cool. He's stubborn and resentful. Just like meeeeeeee

The Void: Kog Maw... he's silly designed and right now im VERY hungry im feeling very Kog Maw right now. I dont knoooow he's silly and i love his skins that do not portray him as cute too... I love skeleton kog maw he's amazing sack of bones. Point of all this is because i think he's cute, mostly. I want to hug him and he would puke on me and burn me in acid. cutely, though. he ate and left no crumbs.

Ixtal: FOR SOME REASON QIYANA'S ICON HAS YASUO'S ILLUSTRATION what. Uhhh i dont know why Milio isnt in the list of Ixtal champions... I think Riot's map machine broke. Anyway. Milio!!! He's a sweet kid, with a lot of preassure on his shoulders but he's so carefree and confident but not in a smug way but in a 'i have to do it for my omele' and he's so fucking adorable with his little fire dudes... I loved his lore and his short story he DRAWS pictures of his adventures and sends it to his family it makes me sob and punch the wall because he's such a sweet child he deserves the whole world. He's here to bring the good vibe on Ixtal. When i started playing him i didnt read his lore and he was talking so lightheartedly of his family that my poor ass knowing Riot i said 'Those bitches are definetly dead' WELL TURNS OUT NO and im so very happy cause if his family isnt okay i will kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Ionia: Uhhh can i get uhhhh ummm like... an interesting champion i have no problems with? /jk. Jhin :) he's iconic, so iconic riot decided to bamboozle all of us with 200 dollars chroma LOL. Okay but there was a lot of Jhin fever when he was released and the early years of his existance and those were probably the years i had the most fun on tumblr. He's memeable, but you can also take him seriously and think that the guy is fucking crazy and excentric. He paints his nails so... bonus points. His hourglass body type in project: Jhin was so INSANE it made everyone wild in this website. For once there was equality, briefly. His face reveal was kiiiind of a letdown, i expect him to be more fucked up but well i guess that what is behind a mask is another mask. In castilian dub his voice is very recognizable, he's actually the same voice actor that does Batman voice! wich is very cool, but he also does the ads of Carrefour wich is a supermarket and sometimes you can bug your own mind and imagine Jhin selling you a kilogram of tangerines, its so fun. Jhin also canonically shaves his balls wich is not a personal preference of mine nor does this add to the why i like him i just felt like i should say that Jhin canonically and confirmed by a rioter shaves his balls.

Shadow Isles: Maokai he's a FUCKING tree oh my god. I loved that little instance of Ruined King when we saw a younger maokai he looks so silly and curious... I loved his little paper on the game. Also i dont know how are they called in english... does riot call them 'saplings' to the little guys Maokai throws around and that are sitting on his hand? In Spain they are called 'pimpollos' wich is the name i call my followers on instagram, actually im going to start calling everyone my little pimpollos :)

Bandle City: Teemo... he's the first champ i've ever known. He's short, he's an explorer, i dont think he's twisted he's just smart and that scares humans for his yordle powers. But he can also be a little bit of a dummy, like in Dont mess with the yordles. He KEEPS a DIARY oh my GOD i want to read it and it also feeds my Tristmo ship cause i imagine him drawing Tristana and doodling silly stuff while she is watching her train or thinking about her... He also has wich is, for me at least, one of the bests legendary skins in the whole game being that Omega Squad. That one sent me FLYING when he was leaked and i had started playing already for 5-6 months or so. I begged my dad to buy it. I loved his old interactive page that also eventually leaked and got into official league page where you could click on different condecorations and trinkets and he would drop his quotes about other yordles and champions. That skin messed my brain scheme forever. and when they released Omega squad tristana... my ship level RISED... He's a baby, but he can bite you if he wants. I will protect him from people that says he's a trash champion.

Bilgewater: Do i even have to...?

what a babygirl he is.

#hi i dont know shit about lore most of the time but here i am #hope this was insightful to my terrible persona #next time ask me for the characters i hate when you feel sassy enough <3 #dont do it #there will be blood and i dont think anyone is ready for that post to drop.

[taxideermy]

Galvanize (Buster’s Verse)

When I was Knee High to a Fuckin’ Brassed-Junkie My Literacy Teacher Voiced Some Concerns he had about Me He Said “Sure, the little tike’s smart, but from what I can See- Give ‘em about Ten years; They’ll be burnt-out, running naked through the Trees Hands in the air Screaming their fool-head-off all like ‘MATH HOMEWORK BEEECH!’”

Mooning about Sixteen Cops, Outrunin’ their Souped-Up Chargers Flashing a bunch of the Elderly as I cut across their Back-Yards I Get tackled and I shriek and I slip the Cuffs And then I get a fistful of Five-Oh in Fisticuffs Take that Tumblr; How’s that for Female-Presenting Nipples? And Take that Shit Mr. D- this Knuckle Sandwich and All them Fucked Up Participles!

Every day I look at myself in the mirror and I slam my Fist into It Every time I get into the shower I call myself a God-damned Exorcist “Dad, dad, please- Can’t you just chill, You Bastard Narcissist? Father, Pops, Daddy- Please why should I have to beg you to Cease and Desist? Can’t you just live your own fucking life instead of hijacking my Desiccated Corpse Too? You Deranged Ventriloquist; ya ain’t even Dead Yet so You need to Fucking Shoo!”

I’m losing my mind trying to outrun what I am if I can I guess I am what I am and what I am is my Old Man

I haven’t even seen him in years so I sit on the shitter and I make it a whole Bit “You absolute meth-addled drunkard pile of shit I shouldn’t have ever had to claw you out of my skin You shouldn’t have ever made me one of your sins Yet every day that part of you grows back twice as Thick Choking me out with Glass and Hash and making me the Lunatic Because of You My Whole Life’s Folie-A-Deux As in Boo-Fuckin’-Hoo, Goddamn, Deja-Vu That Bastard’s Fucking Voodoo!”

I’m drowning in your Mason Jars and Mountain-Dew Smoke Boats Passing Electricity Through my DNA and Molecularly Bonding our Sown Oats I can feel you Galvanize the frayed edges of the last of my Nerves Taking me to Ride the Lightning In your Lap until it Transfers Electricity running through me and re-wiring my Reserves Turning my brain straight into Burnt-Maple Raspberry Preserves

Whatever part of me that ever did Burn Clean You smoked off the top of a Spoon by the time I was a Teen I have to say; There’s no one out there quite like You, Dad Except the Me that you dressed in your own Plaid, Dad You can’t even Stand to look at me, huh, Dad You Fucking Has-Been Knockoff of Breaking Bad

You pat my Head with your Calloused Hands and then Dig into my Brain You Gave me Plain Bammage, Damn Deranged-Rammage and then You Flushed me down the Drain Goddamnit Told me shit like “You’re so smart kiddo, life will be so easy for you” And then turned around in the same breath and Unscrew a Couple more Screws Like Goddamn dad I know you’ve Lost your whole Sack of Marbles too But there’s only so much one kid can Fucking Do What was I supposed to do, Dad, except Become You? Looked straight up to You, More than I could ever Get Into That’s right, Now I am You; The Least you Can Do Is Fucking Look at me when I Talk To You!

I’m just fucking like him, you know, my Dear Old Dad I’m sure you’re all so tired of hearing about why I’m Stark Raving Mad I cannot even say Two Words without slipping in his Fucking Puke Can’t Stumble Without looking over my shoulder and catching sight of his Spook I knew I’d never amount to anything and I think he meant for that Switcheroo We’re both Cursed to bite off a lot more than either of us could ever hope to Chew He sold both of our souls to snatch the Devil’s Stash and we’re both Way Overdue

I won’t presume to Misconstrue the worst part of the Shitshow-

He was ‘smart’ too, you know? Before he Fried his Omelet like the Your Brain on Drugs Cameo What even is ‘smart’ though? With so many Disadvantaged Youth like the Ballad of Buster’s Spawn-Van Gogh How can we even pretend to quantify the intellectual capacity of any kid sitting on the Trap-House spin-dry Between two half-cracked out passers-by getting sky-high and practically forcing the kid to pull a Shanghai?

…You know, I think I just ran out of my Give-A-Fuck Budget I’m sick of how Society refuses to Discuss It Then they wonder why I just throw my pen down and say Fuck It. Dear Dad; I’ve got a few words for ya so before you take a Hit Load a piece of this in your Crack-Pipe and Suck It.

#Bad Poetry #Absurdist Rant #Absurdist Rap Style

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                                                                             AUGUST 2022  

                                                                             The Rib Page

Please let Richard Thomas win an Emmy for his work on Ozark when 2023 rolls around!!!!!!

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Cindy and Kate and Fred are hitting the road one more time! The B-52's are on tour!

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There are so many crimes that the media revisits every year. They never seem to reinvestigate the Jimmy Hoffa case.

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Marcia Gay Harden and Neil Patrick Harris are in uncoupled. Keep an eye on Model, Painter Jordyn Owens.

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Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons got married!** Kris Keach married Miso.** Lopez became an Affleck.** Anya Taylor-Joy wed Malcolm McRae

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Check out The Lost Weekend: A Love Story

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The house passed a record-high $840 billion military budget, the same amount as all the stimulus checks combined. ** Huh, guess when they print money for people, it’s socialist, but when they do it for military contractors it’s bipartisan. - Dan Price

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The 2022 medal of freedom recipients are Simone Biles, Siter Simone Campbell, Julieta Garcia, Gabrielle Giffords, Fred Gray, Steve Jobs, Khizr Khan, Father Alexander Karloutsos, Sandra Lindsay, John McCain, Diane Nash, Megan Rapinoe, Alan Simpson, Richard Trumka, Wilma Vaught, Denzel Washington and Rauly Zaguirre.

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Watch for Downtown Owl with Lily Rabe, Ed Harris and Finn Wittrock.

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Jim Thorpe had his Olympic Gold reinstated and it’s about time!

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Christopher Bell won a race this year! Woo Hoo!!!

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Did Ivanka Trump have an abortion? Is it our business?

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Check out the Newman/ Woodward doc from Ethan Hawke!!

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The Talisman is coming to Netflix.

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Brittney Griner has pled guilty to drug possession in Russia.

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J.B. Pritzker was on the South Lawn at the WH for the signing of a Bill that will toughen requirements for young people, deny firearms to more domestic abusers and help get guns out of the hands of dangerous people.

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I think Michael Flynn could very well be on the VP short list. And if the President doesn’t run, I strongly believe Mike is running. - Steve Bannon** Milwaukee will be the host for the 2024 Republican National Convention.

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There has been intense ‘random’ tax audits of James Comey and Andrew McCabe that started with the Trump administration.

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Liza O’Brien has her own podcast. ** Conan and Bowen Yang have joined the cast of a movie brought to us by Ben Marshall, John Higgens and Martin Herlihy AKA Please don’t destroy.

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Shawn Mendes has cancelled his tour for mental health reasons.

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Can’t wait for Starbright, a film starring Ted Levine, Elizabeth Rohm and Gary Grubbs.

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Days alert: Beyond Salen: Chapter 2 came out this month. Wow!! They pulled out the old Prism story. Ok, it is kind of silly but OMG: Larry Welch, Megan Hathaway Dimera, Andrew Donovan, Thomas Banks and a new Shin named Wendy!!!!!!! I am sure that huge Bo and Hope fans are just in heaven just as their heroes are. Please bring Andrew and Paul to Salem!!!!! This could give Theresa a reason to come back to break up Chloe and Brady! For years, I have been wondering if we would ever hear from Andrew. Finally!!** By the way, More JJ!!!!! And speaking of JJ, portrayer Casey Moss is engaged to True O’Brien who used to play his love Paige!!!AWWWWW!!** Wally Kurth, Eric Martsolf, Carson Boatman and Brandon Barash have put a band together called Day Players!!** Richard Wharton will take over the role of Dr. Rolf that was previously played by William Utay ,who was unavailable.

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American Horror Stories is back on July 21 with Denis O’Hare, Gabourey Sidibe, Cody Fern, Alicia Silverstone and Judith Light.

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Let’s give attention to the first US woman aviator: Bessica Reicht. How do some things get swallowed up by history??

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Robert Downey Jr. Has apparently paid for Armie Hammer’s rehab stint. Hammer has been accused of rape.** Ricky Martin’s nephew, Dennis Sanchez has an order of protection against the singer. He claims that he and Martin had a sexual relationship and they were together for 7 months and now Martin is harassing him. Martin denies all allegations and blames the mental health issues of his nephew. ** Martin is also being sued by his former manager, Rebecca Drucker for unpaid commissions. ** By the end of July, Martin’s nephew withdrew the charges.

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Sona Movsesian has a book out, The World’s worst assistant. Conan did the forward.

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Say what you will about Showtime’s The First Lady but Michelle Pfeiffer was really great as Betty Ford!

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The big ego of Joe Manchin has left him unable to keep supporting the climate change bill.

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Beanie Feldstein has quit the Funny Girl production on Broadway. She will be leaving even sooner than first announced. She also now has tonsilitis. Lea Michelle will take over.

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There is a siracha shortage!!

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There has been a rise in vasectomies.

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Don Henley’s handwritten stolen Hotel California lyrics have been found after decades.  

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Jeremy Mayfield was on Dale Jr’s Download podcast talking about the mafia type tactics that Nascar uses. He claims that a raid on his house and other punishments were heaped upon him. He has corroborating evidence from others.

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Check out Sandyhookpromise.org.

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You know, the flack about Trump and his daughter, Ivanka is strange. To me, it isn’t strange because there may be something wacky going on, because that is probably not true. The thing that always hit me is that back in the day I think he was giving her his endorsement or something. A man with an ego like that probably thought that the best thing he could give his daughter was his seal of approval on her looks et al. JS** The last of the summer Jan. 6 hearings was repetitive but was proof positive that Trump is a traitor. The committee was able to prove that although seemingly inactive thru the entire Jan. 6 ordeal, the President was active in the failed coup attempt by trying to influence senators and the targeting of Pence. There were no photos allowed of him in the 187 minutes. ** Bannon was convicted for failing to show up for a congressional hearing.

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Kid Rock kicked off his current tour with a video from Trump. In July’s North Dakota’s state fair, Rock had to cancel due to weather concerns and fans trashed the place.

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I loved Bob Costa’s interview with Kamala Harris but she does not seem as self -assured as she did thru the campaign.

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Mo. GOP Rep. Tricia Derges was found guilty of wire fraud, illegal distribution of controlled substances and lying to Feds. ** Why do these candidates keep talking about faith? This is America, it should not matter! ** Kendall Co. Republicans in Illinois are raffling off a Smith and Wesson semi-automatic very similar to the one used in the Highland Park shooting. They are not the first county to think of this either!

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Will Julia Garner play Madonna in the biopic?? Word is that the Madonna directed film wants her.

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Let’s get real!! Why do women deserve less rights than men? Have we started charging men for child support while baby is in the womb?? Let’s get on it if that is the way the country is going.

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Bradley Cooper is dating Huma Abedin, Hillary’s chief of staff. They were reportedly introduced by Anna Wintour.

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Ginni Thomas paid for buses to bring insurrectionists to Washington.

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The Emmy noms have been announced.  The hardest category has to be Drama series: I mean, honestly, how do you pick between Better Call Saul, Ozark or Succession (the leader with 25 nods)? Ok, there are other good shows too but c’mon!! The comedy category is great too with Hacks, Barry, Curb your enthusiasm, Abbott Elementary, Only Murders in the Building and the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. The actors face stiff competition with leads like Donald Glover, Bill Hader, Steve Martin, Martin Short, Rachel Brosnahan, Qinta Brunson, Jean Smart, Issa Rae, Jason Bateman, Brian Cox, Jeremy Strong, Bob Odenkirk, Laura Linney, Jodie Comer and Sandra Oh. Supporting role nominees include Anthony Carrigan, Tony Shalhoub, Bowen Yang, Henry Winkler, Tyler James Williams, Alex Borstein, Sheryl Lee Ralph, Kieran Culkin, Nicholas Braun, Chris Walken, Matt Macfadyen, Patricia Arquette, Rhea Seehorn, J. Smith Cameron and Julia Garner. Ok, that supporting dramatic actress thing is a tough one too. Guest actors include James Cromwell and Tom Pelphrey. Tom’s other half, Kaley Cuoko is also nominated this year. Rhea Seehorn is also nominated for Cooper’s Bar and Julia Garner gets a second nod for Inventing Anna. Voice over work that has been honored comes from Julie Andrews, Chadwick Boseman, Maya Rudolph and Jessica Walter. The narrator category is full with Barack Obama, Lupita Nyongo, W. Kamau Bell, Kareem Abdul Jabar and David Attenborough. There is also some love for Michael Keaton, Sebastian Stan, Lily James, Sarah Paulson, Mare Winningham, Jennifer Coolidge, The Randy Rainbow Show, Late Night with Seth Meyers, McCartney 3,2,1, Andy Warhol Diaries, My next guest needs no introduction with Letterman and Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special.

Clint Eastwood won a 2nd lawsuit against online marketers. There are more lawsuits to come!

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D. Bailey, the Gubernatorial candidate for Il. Governor had a quote after the Oakland Parade shooting: “Let’s move on and celebrate the independence of this nation.”

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Boris Johnson resigned as Prime Minister in the UK. Best headline: CLOWNFALL!

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The DEA has made the biggest bust of its kind in California. Found were 1 million pills with Fentanyl that are linked to the Cartel.

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Joanne Lumley is a dame!!

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A woman was ticketed for driving alone in the HOV Lane. She is pregnant and told the police that her unborn child counts as a passenger since Roe was overturned. The State can’t have it both ways.

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Brendan Fraser will stun us in the Whale with Sadie Sink. ** Look for him in Killers of the Flower Moon as well. In an interview, he seemed nervous and excited to be working with Leo and Marty. Does he realize he is on equal footing with them? His talent has blown me away (Gods and Monsters, anyone) so I am sure that he will not disappoint! ** Scorsese will direct DiCaprio in The Wager.

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Mehmet Oz and his wife’s family paid a $95 mil fine for hiring thousands of illegal immigrants in Pa. The other guy running, John Fetterman’s wife created a free store serving 20,000 families a year. They also have a food rescue serving over 25 million pounds of food for those in need in Pa.

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The new Kennedy Center honorees have been announced: George Clooney, Gladys Knight, U2, Amy Grant and Tania Leon. The program will air on Dec. 4.

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There will be a Stranger Things spinoff from Upside down pictures.

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Full Frontal with Samantha Bee was canceled.

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Yamiche Alcindor is the latest recipient of the Zenger award for journalists who fights for freedom of the press and the people’s right to know.

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Did we all see the self- congratulatory fist bumps between Republicans after they blocked a bill to help toxin-exposed vets survive. ** Republicans haven’t met a veteran they won’t screw over.  - Jon Stewart

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Pa. Gov. Hopeful Doug Mastriano has aligned himself with GAB and founder Andrew Torba. Torba, a spouter of the big lie said, “My policy is not to conduct interviews with reporters who aren’t Christian and Doug, he does not talk to these people. They are dishonest. They’re liars. They’re a den of vipers, they want to destroy you.”

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I have railed here about this before and now have seen Colbert joke about his money and fame. Why do they think this is funny with all the poverty around them. We get it, you are rich and powerful, why do you want to keep reminding us of this?

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The black and white episode of Better Call Saul was awesome! Carol Burnett will win the Emmy next year for guest star, I am sure of it!

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What a sad day to hear about the death of Bob Rafelson. Check out the obit in the Hollywood Reporter because it tells all. The Monkees and Easy Rider shaped so much of my life. I will miss our tremendous talent.

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R.I.P. James Caan, Shin Zo Abe, Clifford Alexander Jr., the latest shooting victims, Peter Brook, Larry Storch, Adam Wade, L.Q. Jones, Vernon Winfrey, Tony Sirico, Jak Knight, Ivana Trump, Monty Norman, William Hart, Rebecca Balding, Tanya Kersey, David Warner, Shonka Dukureh, Tony Dow, Mable Haddock, Paul Sorvino, Bill Russell, Nichelle Nichols, Ophie Brook and Bob Rafelson.

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"..."

"..."

"Maybe it is a gift that I am able to talk to you today, son. You have endured incredible hardships. I am so sorry that I was unable to the there for you. Arthur, you did so well with the bad cards that fate has given you in life."

"Stop! He wouldn't say that! He knows what happened! He wouldn't apologize! He knows why he's not here. He knows I didn't do well! He wouldn't be proud of this. So just-- just--

Just.... stop. "

#answering things #ic #arthur speaks #ren icon #father's day huh hoo hoo

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Solar Opposites in: Solar Monsters (by @avaveevo)

Ch. 6

Later that day, Beverly is walking in the hospital halls with Dr. Schroeder and some other scientists.

Dr. Schroeder: Are you sure Korey died in a so-call hellhound accident?

Beverly: Yes sir. And that why I must show you his… then sees Human Korvo with Human Terry, who has recovered fully with his wounds gone and no pain as he reunited with his friends and children corpse?

Dr. Schroeder is then overjoyed as he and the other scientist walk towards Human Korvo and his family and friends as Beverly looks dumbfounded.

Dr. Schroeder: Korey! Human Korvo walks up to him I’m so happy you’re okay! What happens to your husband?

Human Korvo: Terry was mauled by a hellhound but then, a miracle happen. Terry’s wounds were gone the next day. It remains unknown but I am so proud of my husband.

Solar Opposites Gang: Alright Terry! Woo-hoo! Amazing job your brave bruiser! What a brave fuck! That’s our dad! Hooray Mr. Terry! Terry! Yay!

Dr. Schroeder: Well, I just hope your scanner can do something about the mysterious attack last night. Most people have died from that attack. We don’t know who sent those hounds, but we’ll find him soon… I’ll see you Korey.

As Dr. Schroeder and the scientists leave, Beverly looks on as she growls quietly. Later, at Terry’s hospital room.

Human Terry: So, maybe I should sing to the kids now. Because, that could help boost bravery, into those who have been injured. They’ve been trying to recover, but could use a little hope.

Human Korvo: Really? Well, I love to see you try.

Human Yumyulack, Human Jesse, Sonya and Human Pupa: Yeah. I agree. Good idea Mr. Terry. Music.

Principal Cooke: Wait, that’s seriously gonna work.

The scene then cuts to Human Terry, with his bandages gone, gets up on the stage with the injured kids staring at him with a guitar as he sits down on a stool. His friends and family look at him, hoping it won’t backfired.

Human Terry: taps microphone Hey um, my name is Terry Opposites. I was one of the survivors of the hellhound attack last night. murmurs were heard So, without further ado, I’m gonna sing for those who are struggling with hope of recovery. Because, I believe in true bravery and strength deep inside, it can help you get through anything. It’s something my husband Korey taught at me at the beach last week. Thank you.

Human Korvo smiles.

Human Terry: So, takes a deep breath when he suddenly felt a sense of fearlessness inside him like a wind Let’s begin.

Human Terry starts playing the song with his guitar as he began to start off with the right verse. Song:

Human Terry:

🎵 So clever Whatever I'm done with these endeavors Alone I walk the winding way (Here I stay) 🎵

Human Korvo smiles tearfully at his husband’s singing while Mia romantically out her head on Ms. Perez’s shoulder

🎵 It's over No longer I feel it growing stronger I live to die another day Until I fade away 🎵

Human Yumyulack, Human Jesse, Sonya and Human Pupa dog piled on each other while looking at their father performing. Beverly starts walking away in disgust, which caught Principal Cooke and Miss Frankie’s eyes.

Why give up, why give in? It's not enough, it never is So I will go on until the end We've become desolate It's not enough, it never is But I will go on until the end

Miss Frankie and Principal Cooke sneak away to follow Beverly. Then, Miss Frankie text a message to Human Korvo as he looks down but looks surprised.

Human Korvo: Huh? I wonder what Frankie meant to by that.

Later, Miss Frankie and Principal Cooke kept a close eye on Beverly as they watch her drive away in her car. They then head inside Miss Frankie’s car and Miss Frankie starts the engines as they drive off. Miss Frankie looks on while giving Beverly a death stare.

Miss Frankie: Alright bitch, let’s see what you’re really up to…

As the car drives on, it cuts to the Solars arriving home as they got out with Human Terry holding Human Pupa, who is hugging him.

Human Terry: Aw, look at Pupa. He must’ve miss me so much.

Human Jesse: He sure did. tickles human Pupa by the feet; singsongy Tickle wiggle.

Human Pupa: giggling

As the Solars head, the Shlorpians and Pupa turn back into their normal alien selves as Terry and Korvo kiss.

Aisha: Terry! You’re okay! Don’t you scare the fuck out of us again! Damn, you are one brave yet stubborn son-of-bitch!

Terry: Well, I rather not get too cocky. I hope don’t do that dangerous stunt again… well, clap his hands who’s hungry?!

Jesse: I AM!

Yumyulack: I AM!

Sonya: Me too!

Korvo: Okay okay. Let's all settle down now.

Pupa: Mmm yummy.

Terry: Don’t worry, I’m about to to make you kids some lunch!

Korvo: Aw. kisses Terry on the cheek

Terry: Now if you excuse me I’m gonna go make some food.

Yumyulack, Jesse, Pupa and Sonya: Yay!

Terry then heads into the kitchen after making some Aisian food, while making it sure it doesn’t have peanuts in them since Sonya is allergic to peanuts. He smiles as he gets out a jar of kimchi.

Terry: And now for the final touch, a smite of kimchi!

But as soon as Terry tries to open the lid, it’s been shut tightly as Terry as struggles to open it.

Terry: straining voice; struggling to open the right lid Come on you… fucking tight… goddamn lid…!

As Terry struggles to get the lid open, suddenly the jar starts cracking as it shatters into pieces as the pieces fall on the floor, while most of the kimchi sauce spills on Terry, much to his shock.

Terry: looks down in his hands Wh-what? Pupa tries to come in kitchen Stay there!

Pupa: Huh?

Terry: Oh, there’s glass everywhere. That’s why.

Pupa then smiles and heads back to the living room as Terry starts climbing up the mess until he thought of something. Later, the scene then fades to Beverly’s car heading to David’s house as she parks there. Miss Frankie and Principal Cooke then parks their car as they sneak quietly and overhear the conversation.

Miss Frankie: whispering Aw man, I knew there was something about that godawful woman. She is such a total fucking jerkass!

Principal Cooke: whispering I know. I can’t believe that sick bitch would do this to Korvo.

Miss Frankie: whispering Oh! Shh.

As the two teachers listen carefully to the conversation…

Beverly: offscreen Where are you? listen to phone Well, this experiment failed. A monster followed them here and beat the shit out of them. I saw the news. listens closely Mm-hmm. Yeah. Only four colleagues. They and I will be here to search the perimeter. I’ll make sure this new one doesn’t blow up in our faces… I’ll call you back soon…

Miss Frankie: whispering

As Beverly hangs up the phone, Principal Cooke and Miss Frankie stay hidden as they sneak in the fenced gate while watching Beverly leave and heads back in her car before driving away.

Principal Cooke: Oh shit. That woman is a bitch!

Miss Frankie: Grr! That whore is gonna pay! trips on something and falls Whoa!

Principal Cooke: Babe, are you alright?

Miss Frankie: Yeah, I’m fine.

As Miss Frankie, she then sees Darcy’s jacket on the ground, but now ruined, torn and dusty as Miss Frankie picks it up.

Miss Frankie: We found evidence!

Principal Cooke: Oh my God! That’s Darcy’s jacket! That must’ve been on how they found out where she lives!

Miss Frankie: Oh, that cunt must’ve gave him that jacket!

Principal Cooke: We gotta warn Korvo!

Miss Frankie: Come on!

The two teachers then head back into their car, as Miss Frankie puts Darcy’s jacket in the backseat as the car takes off. Meanwhile, back with Terry, he is staring at a glass bottle, wondering about how he easily destroyed that jar of kimchi.

Terry: Hmm? Let make sure if this is it!

He grabs the bottle and squeezes it until it breaks.

Terry: gasp in wonder

Korvo: coming outside with the kids Terry? What is it?

Terry shows the Korvo and the kids what he can do as the rest of the family gasp in surprise.

Yumyulack: Holy shit! Terry is strong!

Terry: Oh my God! I’m strong than I ever been… I never felt this way before… I’m not afraid!

Korvo: This is not good...

Yumyulack, Jesse, Sonya and Pupa: Yay Terry! Alright! Woo-hoo! Yay! Terry!

Terry: I’m not afraid turns into his human form as he runs off

Korvo: gasp Terry no! Come back!

Yumyulack: Oh shit! That’s not good! Uh Terry?!

Jesse: Uh, I don’t think this is such a good idea, Terry!

Korvo: Oh shit! We need to go after him!

Yumyulack: Come on! runs off with Korvo

Jesse: Hey, wait! I'm coming too! follows her brother and father

Pupa: Me too!

Sonya: Me three guys!

Then, we see Human Terry running around the neighborhood.

Human Terry: calling out Mia! I’m not afraid!

Mia: Well, aren’t you super duper re-couper

Then, Human Terry ran past the old folk home.

Human Terry: Old man I don’t know! I’m not afraid

Old Man: Then you’re not paying attention you fucking nitwit

Then, Human Terry runs past the market where Kevin and his family are at.

Kevin: Hey Terry, how are you- suddenly sees something that frightens him Oh my God!

Kevin’s kids scream as they behind their mom. So did the grocery shoppers hide. Human Terry then turns around and it turns behind him was the mugger from the beach!

Human Terry: gasp You?!

Mugger: Hello, weakling. Come back for more?

Human Terry: sees the knife again as he breaks it apart with his strength as it shatters to pieces Not anymore, motherfucker! punches Mugger

As Human Korvo and the kids came, they gasp in shock and surprise over seeing Human Terry beating up the mugger, but with self-control. Human Korvo can’t help but blush as he sees his husband beating up the mugger, infatuated by his husband’s new fearlessness.

Human Korvo: Oh god. I am so fucking turned on right now.

Human Terry then bites the mugger’s fist as he hits him him with a trash can lid and kicks him to the curb

Human Terry: You’ve just been Terried! turns around and kicks mugger again

Human Korvo then runs up to Human Terry and the two make out as the town cheer for him. The kids then ran up and praise their father and cheer for him.

Human Yumyulack: Alright Terry!

Human Jesse: Yay!

Sonya: Alright!

Human Pupa: Terry!

The police then arrived and picks up the mugger as they cuff him. As the mugger gets taken away, the family watches on. Later, Human Terry and Human Korvo were heading outside on the porch back home.

Human Terry: I’m sorry, I just got excited there and it was because I somehow have a new Shlorpian strength. But, I’m really sorry if I scared you to death

Human Korvo: Sssh. seductively Let's not worry about that right now. To be honest, I shouldn’t worry about you anymore. You have became a tough Shlorpian since the hospital.

Human Korvo and Human Terry sits down on their bench chairs as they look at the sunset

Human Terry: You know this is nice. sighs sadly

Human Korvo: Yeah… notices a worried look on Human Terry’s face What’s wrong darling?

Human Terry: I-I think I should be careful with this strength. I could seriously hurt someone looks down at his hands This strength might be dangerous to innocent people.

Human Korvo: Oh, why the fuck would you think that?

Human Terry: I don't know. It's just...ever since I found out about the Super Shlorpians and the Mundane, I've been thinking that I might be a Mundane.

Human Korvo: Wait, you saw something that looked like a mundane?

Human Terry: I-I’m not sure. I did see spirit, like in my dream. But, I’m not really sure. But, what if I am one? What I lose my memrorie?! What if-

Human Korvo hugs Human Terry as he calms down, but tears stroll down Human Terry’s cheek.

Human Korvo: Oh I think this might be a new Shlorpian trait, for Shlorpian who develop strength. You don’t have to worry about it. As you long as you kept it in control, this strength might be easily tamed. wipes away tears from Terry’s eyes Don’t let that shake you up. All I see in my eyes is a brave Shlorpian, who I know will do things right.

Human Terry smiles and holds Human Korvo’s face softly.

Human Terry: Oh, come here you.

Human Terry and Human Korvo kiss as the sun fully sets. Suddenly, they heard stuff breaking and their children play fighting.

Jesse: offscreen Korvo! Terry! Yumyulack is messing with me again!

Yumyulack: offscreen I am not! Hey come on Sonya, no fair!

Sonya: offscreen That's what you get for standing in the way!

The kids then starts squealing and laughing as Human Korvo and Human Terry shake their heads and sigh while rolling their eyes

Human Korvo: sighs Come on, let’s go in before they try to murder each other

Human korvo and Human Terry heads back inside while holding hands romantically as they look at each other lovingly, like the sweet living alien husbands they are as Human Korvo closes the dork behind them.

#solar opposites #solar opposites au #solar monsters #tervo #korvo #terry solar opposites #yumyulack #british korvo #jesse solar opposites #human terry #hospital scene #breaking benjamin #i’m alive #human korvo #human jesse #human pupa #human yumyulack #sonya opposites #mia the wall #montez the wall #cherie the wall #pezlie solar opposites #ms. perez solar opposites #spying on enemy #miss frankie solar opposites #principal cooke #nova the wall #sherbet the wall #kevin solar opposites #until the end breaking Benjamin

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For someone who has listened to the hazards of love four times in the past week. I truly hate it as an adaptation of tam lin

#yes the music is tasty yes I’m emotional about changelily but like. #they did Janet SO dirty #the best part of tam lin is janet. fuck around and find out. hold onto your love even when the faerie queen tries to take him away. #‘oh hey who’s the father of your unborn child’ ‘wouldn’t you like to know weather boy’ #and I love margaret because of skyjacks but. hoo boy hazards does not write her as a character huh #a day in the life