#farmer prompts

[girls4camilla]

⊹ ˚. festival themed questions for your farmer !!

hiiii here’s some questions about ur farmer’s reactions to the valley festivals <3 what's ur favorite festival to play in game? mine's probably the moonlight jellies bc standing with ur spouse is so cute but the winter star is always fun too

THE EGG FESTIVAL

does your farmer participate in the egg festival every year?

is there ever a time when they feel they’re too old for the egg hunt?

do they ever lose the hunt? who do they lose to?

would they participate, but purposefully let someone else win?

does your farmer help hide the eggs? do they leave them in obvious spots or make it more challenging?

THE FLOWER DANCE

did your farmer dance with anyone in their first year?

do they like asking or being asked to dance?

have they ever been interested in being flower queen?

are they confident about their dancing or do their skills need work?

do they dress up for the dance? where did they get their outfit?

THE LUAU

what do they usually bring to the potluck? is it well received?

how does your farmer feel about putting something gross in the potluck? do they go through with it?

how do they feel about the governor? do they avoid him, socialize, or just don’t care?

does your farmer eat the soup? how do they feel about it?

do they prefer the soup or the other dishes on the tables?

DANCE OF THE MOONLIGHT JELLIES

how does your farmer react when they see the rare green jellyfish?

who does your farmer stand next to during the festival?

what type of lunaloo is their favorite to watch? (the babies, rare green one, normal one)

does your farmer capture any pictures during the event?

since the migration of the jellies signifies the end of summer, how does your farmer feel about going onto the next season?

THE STARDEW VALLEY FAIR

what type of items does your farmer bring to their grange display? do they win the contest?

what are your farmer’s favorite games to play?

which game are they the worst at?

how many tokens do they get by the time the festival is over? do they buy anything?

would your farmer set up a booth like robin or clint's? what would they display on theirs?

SPIRIT’S EVE

does your farmer carve pumpkins? what do they like to make?

does your farmer dress up? what do they go as?

is your farmer good at getting through the maze? what do they do with the golden pumpkins?

do they get spooked by any of the decorations in the maze?

how does your farmer feel about monsters being captured and caged for the festival?

THE FESTIVAL OF ICE

does your farmer like the fishing contest?

do they win it? how many fish do they usually catch?

does your farmer build a snowman? do they build it alone or with someone else?

the traveling merchant is there, does your farmer buy anything from her?

would your farmer ever try to make an ice sculpture like leah or robin's? how would it go?

THE NIGHT MARKET

what’s your farmer’s favorite boat?

do they go deep sea fishing? what’s their favorite fish to catch?

what do they buy from the shops?

do they buy any gifts for anyone?

does your farmer go to the market with anyone?

FEAST OF THE WINTER STAR

who is your farmer’s favorite person to gift?

who’s their favorite person to receive a gift from?

are they the type to splurge on a present for their secret person or find something in their storage?

does your farmer bring a dish to the festival? what do they bring?

is there anyone they don’t give a gift to?

BONUS !!

here's some ridgeside festival questions for my fellow ridgeside village enjoyers <3

THE RIDGESIDE GATHERING

what does your farmer think of the competition between the boys and the girls?

do they help set up one of the stands? what do they bring?

how do they react to all the incredibly rare items being sold?

does your farmer enjoy the concert?

is there anyone specific they wish would perform?

EMBER OF RESOLUTION

does your farmer keep their resolution to themself?

if they're okay with sharing, what's their resolution?

who do they socialize the most with during this festival?

how does your farmer feel about the end of the year?

do they manage to follow through with their resolution?

#i think we're getting more festivals in expanded? #i'm excited for that #stardew valley #ridgeside village #stardew valley hcs #ridgeside village hcs #farmer prompts #sdv hcs #rsv hcs #sdv farmer #stardew valley headcanons #bunny's hcs

[mymelodyisme]

Howdy farmer friends I have a question for you!! So I was taking a shower and started thinking about the relationships the farmer has and how romance works and all that sweet stuff. So I gotta ask, what are your farmer’s relationships in town?

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Romantic: (can include any existing adult characters! Obviously no Jas, Vincent, and Leo ♥️)

Who has a crush on your farmer? Is it obvious?

Who does your farmer have a crush on? Is it also obvious?

Who does your farmer date/have a fling with?

Who do they end up with?

Platonic: (can include all characters 🥰)

Who is in the farmer’s inner circle? The closest people to them?

Who does the farmer have a neutral relationship with?

Who HATES the farmer and does the farmer hate them back? Also does your farmer hate anyone at all?

Who has never met the farmer and likely never will?

Bonus! Your farmer has become trapped in the mines with a group of townies! (Spin for 5 people)

Who are the townies? And is the situation anyone’s fault?

The farmer was elected the leader, but would anyone try to take over?

Who the best person they could have asked to be trapped with? (Is it friendly? Romantic? Or skill driven?)

Who is the most unbearable person in the group and who the one holding everyone together?

Who is the most likely to die if left unattended by the farmer? And who would likely survive alone?

Who is the one that loses their cool first?

Who is one that will get eaten first?

#stardew valley #stardew valley farmer #sdv farmer #sdv ocs #sdv oc #stardew oc #stardew valley ocs #farmer prompts #HAVE FUN #y’all don’t HAVE to answer the bonus I just think it’s a fun thinking game :D #😄 as always fee free to add any details #I would like to add I did NOT make the wheel 😄 I found it and am so grateful for the person who put that together LOL

[spacepatrolhana]

one step at a time

#YES i finally drew something i liked... #anyways the farmer doing their best to help shane will always be my fave prompt #Platonic or romantic #it makes me feel YIPEE!!! #my art #Shane stardew valley #shane sdv #stardew valley #sdv shane #stardew valley shane #farmer nana

[tanblaque]

More art under the cut!

Prompt by: @miu-senpaii

#stardew #stardew valley #stardew valley shane #shane #stardew valley farmer #farmer #stardew valley art #art #angst #comic #thank you for the prompt! #i drew this with a cut finger so I think some lines are weird #also a lITTLE HEAD CANON #but I like to imagine that the farmer is just so used to Shane being Shane that they're just super chill at this point already #prompt

[compact-turtle]

When we are talking big age gap how old are talking about with our farm boi ? Also what would he do if reader don't see him that way because his age would he change his style or the way he carry himself to appear younger?

I imagine Atticus to be around late twenties to mid thirties.

-He would be really insecure about the fact that reader sees him as someone older. Honestly, his speech pattern and clothing doesn't help. Atticus doesn't have time for trends, so he seems older to darling.

-He'd def mop around for a bit when he realizes that reader thinks he's old. However, he'd quickly realize that being sad isn't going to solve his problems for him.

-He would try to change but ultimately would end in failure since he has no idea where to start. He has no frame of reference for what's "in" for the current time. His idea of current trendy would be whatever the youths are wearing in town (Which is probably nowhere close to what you'd consider trendy or current)

He'd be the equivalent of "What's up my youngster youths? What's hip with you guys?"

-The closest thing that would happen is that he'd probably start grooming himself better. I imagine that Atticus probably wears a hat most of the time to cover up his ugly hair cut around you. (Makes you wonder if he's bald or not sometimes). He'd probably fix his ugly ass haircut and shave more to appear younger.

-Eventually, he'd have to just realize that he can't fix reader's perception of being seen as old. Instead, he'd show that he could be the best potential husband because he can cook, clean and do so many household chores. He's kinder, wouldn't let you work yourself to the bone, as well as possessive and obsessive would adore you so much more than anyone else.

#yandere drabble #yandere imagines #yandere headcanons #yandere x reader #male yandere #yandere writing #yandere x darling #yandere scenarios #yandere farmer #yandere farmer x reader #yandere boyfriend #yandere thoughts #tw yandere #soft yandere #yandere male #yandere #yandere x you #yandere male oc #compact turtle #yandere stories #yandere idea #yandere prompt #yandere post #yandere bf #yandere husband #male yandere x reader #yandere x y/n #yandere x gn reader #male yandere oc #male yandere x gn reader

[rarepears]

Stardew Valley x SVSSS AU where Shen Yuan inherits a farm from a relative and decides that maybe the country air would help his poor health. While there he hires a farmhand to help him named Binghe, who looks eerily similar to the Binghe of the terrible webnovel he read before coming there. In truth, it's actually a transmigrated Bingge hiding his identity so he could have his own nice shizun! But what's this? The local sheriff, Liu Qingge, isn't a big fan of Bingge and has been suspicious of him for months.

Is Shen Jiu the local lawyer that everyone hates because You Can't Trust Lawyers Period but everyone will still go to him if they have any sort of legal help (even if it's just neighborly disputes over where the fence goes on the boundary lines and doesn't exactly warrant a lawyer to step in). Then they complain about Shen Jiu's rates ("ripping off people! He doesn't do any real work around here.") and cast disdain upon his city-style fashion and mannerism.

Yet somehow everyone still likes Mayor Yue Qingyuan who graduated in a fancy city ("wow, I hope my son will be as smart as you, mister mayor!").

Shen Yuan consults lawyer Shen Jiu on a couple matters about labor contracts and tax law. His first taste of the townsfolk is an... interesting one.

#svsss #svsss ideas #shen qingqiu #svsss au #shen jiu #shen yuan #mxtx #scum villain's self saving system #Stardew Valley x SVSSS AU prompt that became more like small countryside town AU ft lawyer SJ; mayor YQY; farmer SY

[wordsbymae]

Late One Stormy Night Pt. 2

This is a continuation, including a large time jump, of my original farmer storyline, the canon events if you will. I would have loved to do this for flower seller and mousy au, however I feel it fits much better for the original farmer. I may do one for the other aus as well. Also this is just a short little snippet into where this reader ends up, I have spoken in depth about their life together, but this is years down the track, where pumpkin has finally given in.

Triggers: Pregnancy! FemReader, Stockholm syndrome ofc, reader has pretty much been brainwashed into being a perfect house wife, if you didn't know the context or if I didn't remind you within the text, it would seem like a nice love story. feminism please do not judge me

A kick against your belly halted your movements. A small smile etches across your face. You drop the washing you had just grab back into the basket that lay on the lush green ground beneath you. A gentle spring breeze floated past, bringing the scent of pine and grain past. The babe in your belly has only just started to move within you. You had yet to fully comprehend that life, a new being, was growing within you. Another kick, against both your belly and hand this time, brought a giggle to your face. The sound of tyres on dirt brought your attention to your husband pulling up in front of the house. Your giggle faded. You didn't like remembering the time before you were allowed in the house, the time you spent huddle within a stable in the barn. When you fought against his every action and offer of affection. Now, after finally putting your pride aside, you were happy. It took years, but you finally content by his side. It was so long ago know that you couldn't even really remember how you came across him. All your remember is rain, and that is all you could begin to remember before the memories fell apart like ash.

You begin to make your way to your husband, pushing aside the laundry drying along the washing line. The sun beamed down with kindness, bringing a subtle warmth across your skin.

You stopped a few metres away from him, watching as he jumped out of his pick up truck, a wide smile on his face at the sight of you.

"Well good afternoon to you pumpkin, how you feeling? That boy of mine not giving you trouble?" he greeted, turning to the tray of the truck, grabbing from it a large wooden log. He huffs as the weight of the log pushes against his shoulder.

"I'm feeling fine" you laugh, it was a game of yours to count how many times in one day he asked how you were feeling. This was his 10th ask of the day.

"We don't if its a boy yet. Could be a girl" you offer with a smirk. He was convinced it was a boy.

"Nope" he states as he walks towards the work shed, you follow behind him, begging for attention. Ever since the barn, you've been so desperate for affection.

"In the last five generations of my family, there hasn't been one girl born" he drops the log down in the dirt next to his wood working station. You pout, wondering how that is even possible and also wondering why he had a massive log to begin with.

"what's the log for?" you ask.

He turns back to you with a lazy smile, wiping sweat from his brow and he takes his hat off.

"A crib" he beams. Delight dancing in his eyes.

"Oh, that makes sense" you mutter. Your eyes begin to slowly blink in exhaustion. Carrying a baby isn't easy.

" Come on pumpkin, lets get you to bed" he drawls, grasping your hand with a gentle touch. So very different from how he used to touch you when you first arrived.

You nod lazily, still surprised with how quickly sleep comes to you these days.

"That boy of ours sure likes to cause trouble huh? He's gonna just be like his daddy, although I'm hoping he's gonna look like you sweetheart." he muses, a hand coming down to trace your belly as you walk.

The farmer smiles once more. Everything he ever wanted he has. A beautiful wife, the perfect family and more hopefuly to come after this one. He chides himself for the years spent alone, angry at the world and himself. That whole time he could have had this, a place within a family. But he wouldn't change anything, not the timing or the place. You came to him at the perfect time, you were everything he ever could have wanted and more.

He thanks himself for having the courage to take what he saw as his.

#very short #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere imagines #yandere drabble #yandere prompts #farmer yandere #oc farmer #farmer #yandere x female reader #fem!reader #tw pregnancy #stockholm syndrome

[buneok]

stardew valley themed emoji asks !!

hello here's an oc ask game with allll stardew themed questions <3 hopefully everyone can see all the emojis lol SORRY IF U CANT MY BAD

(🏙️) how was your farmer's life like before they moved to pelican town?

(🌶️) how do they feel about becoming a farmer?

(☀️) do they adjust to living in the valley easily?

(🌱) what is their farm called?

(🚎) what made them decide to move?

(🥔) which farm layout do they have?

(🎂) when is your farmer’s birthday?

(🌼) what's their favorite thing?

(🤠) does your farmer wear a hat?

(🍂) do they have a favorite season? least favorite?

(☃️) how do they spend their time during winter?

(🌎) how does your farmer's first year in the valley go?

(🐶) do they choose the dog or the cat?

(🐱) do they have any other pets?

(🐎) does your farmer get a horse? what do they name it?

(🐓) do they have a favorite farm animal?

(🍔) does your farmer like to cook? are they good at it?

(🍙) what is their favorite food?

(⭐️) do they go community center or buy the joja membership?

(🏅) if they choose to restore the community center, what bundle do they usually complete first?

(💢) which bundle do they struggle with the most?

(📆) how long does it take them to finish the cc/joja developments?

(🤩) do they ever visit the community center once it's done?

(💵) what are your farmer's thoughts on joja?

(👔) what do they think about morris?

(✨) what is their best skill?

(🧑‍🌾) which professions do they choose? what is their favorite one?

(🌽) what are their favorite crops of each season?

(❤️) what are their loved gifts?

(❌) what are their hated gifts?

(🎁) how do they react when they're given one of their loved gifts?

(🤢) how do they react when they're given one of their hated gifts? what do they do with it?

(🎉) what is your farmer's favorite festival?

(🗣️) who do they socialize with the most during festivals?

(👎) is there a festival they don't particularly like?

(🍰) do they go to every festival every year?

(🫂) is your farmer well liked in town?

(👯) who are the closest people to them?

(🫣) is there a person they’re too shy to talk to, but really want to?

(‼️) is anyone too shy to talk to your farmer?

(😐) anyone they tend to avoid, but are generally still nice to?

(🙄) do they have anyone they openly dislike? why?

(💍) if they get married, who do they marry? why?

(💜) does your farmer and their spouse have any kids? what are their names?

(💚) has your farmer had any other relationships before they got together with their partner?

(🤔) what does their spouse's family/friends think of of your farmer?

(💕) how did they propose?

(🥹) how does your farmer react to their partner's 10 heart event?

(🏠) does your farmer buy a house for pam and penny? do they reveal their identity or stay anonymous?

(🎟️) does your farmer like going to the movie theater?

(🎥) what is their favorite movie?

(🍿) what's their favorite theater snack?

(🎦) do they have a least favorite movie?

(🍻) does your farmer hangout at the saloon? who do they usually go with?

(🎮) are they good at the arcade games in the saloon? which one do they prefer?

(🗡️) does your farmer like adventuring in the mines?

(🌋) do they prefer the mines in pelican town, the skull caverns, or the volcano?

(⚔️) what is their weapon of choice?

(🖐️) any rings they absolutely need to have at all times?

(🟢) does your farmer get a slime hutch? do they use it?

(😦) is your farmer afraid of the monsters?

(🧟‍♂️) which monster do they dislike the most?

(🖤) how does your farmer feel about krobus?

(🧡) what do they think of the dwarf?

(🌟) what is their reaction when they get their first stardrop?

(🐍) do they complete mr. qi's challenge and make it to level 100 of the skull caverns in one day?

(🥛) what's their reaction to drinking the iridium milk?

(💣) what's the lowest they ever gone in the skull caverns?

(🔮) best thing they ever found while in the skull caverns?

(🪄) does your farmer forge their weapon at the volcano?

(🏖️) do they visit the island resort? who do they take with them?

(🏴‍☠️) what do they think of the pirate's cove?

(🦜) does your farmer befriend leo? what do they think of him?

(🥜) what is their first impression of mr. qi's walnut room?

(🫐) do they take the 500 qi crop challenge? do they manage to complete it?

(💎) what's their favorite thing they've bought with the qi gems?

(🐠) does your farmer catch every fish?

(🐙) what fish do they struggle to catch?

(🐟) what do they do with the legendary fish they've caught?

(🦕) do they donate every artifact to the museum?

(🌈) how do they react when they find their first prismatic shard? what do they do with it?

(🦖) do they incubate the dino eggs? how many dinos do they have?

(⚫️) does your farmer have any void chickens?

(💙) do they have any blue chickens?

(🍷) what is your farmer's main way of making money?

#stardew valley #sdv farmer #sdv oc #stardew valley ask game #oc ask game #oc ask prompts #oc ask meme #stardew farmer #oc questions #oc prompts #bunasks

[leafywritingwhump]

"You like to think of yourself as a hero. A saviour."

"Not in as many words, but yeah! Maybe I do think I'm doing some good in this godforsaken world!" Leader bit out, struggling against their bonds.

Whumper scoffed. "Of course. But you know what I think? You're just a silly little shepherd, sending their lambs to the slaughter."

#whump #whump prompt #whumpee #whumblr #whump community #team whump #leader whump #team leader whump #leader whumpee #whether leader was literally a farmer or not is up to interpretation #dialogue prompt

[spirallingstarcases]

for @josephtrohman ‘s bday :33

a tiny liddol winter pining joetrick + cats for kelcis bday :3 everyone go wish her a happy bday or else >:(

close up!!!

#i believe in current era joetrick supremacy #insert the *it’s not much* farmer meme #i wanted to do pining but i knew i wouldnt have enough time to write up smth good #and i also wanted to do a full sketch page of fob and cats but i also knew i wouldn’t have enough time to make it look not trash #wails. i am so busee and for why #anyways so i combined both the prompts and made this super duper small comic spread #HAPPY BDAY KELCI!!! ILY SO MUCH #UR SO SUPPORTIVE AND I LOVE TALKING TO U AND I HOPE UR LIFE IS GOING WELL AND AND AND #millions of hugs and kisses to u mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah #spi.arts #joetrick #fob #fall out boy #art #fanart

[carpsurprise]

stardew artists and writers i know the fandom is quiet right now but remember you do have support and many people still appreciate what you do!!! only you can do what you do!!! and thank u for continuing to make content for stardew valley [kisses u]

#stardew valley #the discussion on discord prompted this but still #i only make farmer/sam content nowadays and i dont post it bc i feel like no one cares but. still #sixx speaks

[mymelodyisme]

Okay farmer friends! I’ve been meaning to ask but if your farmer was an actual character in the game what would they do and who would they be to everyone else? Do they offer any gameplay benefits? Could a player romance them?

#stardew valley #sdv oc #sdv farmer #farmer prompts #mys would have a cute little flower shop :) I’ve mentioned that before #she could sell you different bouquets 💐 for different things like birthdays romance or platonic so you can see other heart events #as for romance 🤔 it would be cute to romance her she’d be SO loving #farmer mys

[thebiggerbear]

SDV Alex x Reader - Prompt Response - "Sleep. I'll keep you safe."

Summary: Alex sees something through your window one night and it scares him silly. You have to explain to him that it's pretty normal out here on the farm and there is nothing to fear. ...Well, you were pretty sure there wasn't, anyway.

Pairing: SDV Alex x Female!Reader; SDV Alex x Female!Farmer

A/N: Prompt from @thelonelyempath. Alex is the only other character I've married in the game (I usually marry my girl Leah and well, I married Shane once but I'm still traumatized by the empty pizza boxes so like fight club, I don't talk about it) and he's such a cutie. This scene immediately popped into my head for the prompt line.

Unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine.

Warnings: fluff

Word Count: 1187

"Sleep. I'll keep you safe."

Soldier Boy version | Beau version | Dean version | Jenny version | Tom version | Jason version | Anael version

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“Ahhhh, Y/N!”

You woke up with a start, immediately sitting up and glancing around the room. You spotted your husband running back to your bed from the window, a look of terror in his face. Before you could ask what was wrong, he leapt under the covers and burrowed himself under his pillow, the linens trembling. Beyond being confused, you glanced around the room again, seeing a green face in the window staring back at you. You jumped and then realized just who you were looking at. You silently cursed yourself for leaving your sword in the other room. She gave you a toothy smirk before flying off, her cackles being heard through the thin-paned glass. 

You shook your head and sighed, turning to glance at the shaking lump next to you. “It’s alright, honey. She’s gone.”

An eye peeked out from under the blankets. “W-What?”

You pulled the blanket back over his head, smiling. “She’s gone,” you repeated. “You can come out now.”

Alex lifted up, warily glancing around, his hair sticking up adorably. “She?”

You smiled and sat back against the headboard, reaching over to run your fingers through his hair. “The witch.”

Alex turned around and sat next to you, placing his shoulder next to yours. “You say that like it’s normal.”

You shrugged. “She flies around here sometimes and she likes to curse animals, people.”

Alex glanced over at you in alarm.

Your grin grew. “You don’t need to worry about her, silly. She usually leaves us alone.” Your smile started to fade when you thought back to what The Wizard had asked you to do a couple of months back. “Then again, I did take The Wizard’s Magic Ink after bribing the Goblin to get into her hut when she wasn’t there.” You bit your lip in thought before you turned a reassuring smile onto your husband. “But that was months ago.”

“Again, you say all of that like it’s normal.” He shook his head before studying you intently. “Are you sure she’s not upset with you because of this ink you took or whatever?”

You shrugged. “Not one hundred percent sure but pretty close.” You weren’t too worried about it. For the most part, The Witch left you alone. A few of your chickens couldn’t say the same but that was a small price to pay considering.

Alex slowly nodded, mulling it over and glancing back at the window. He then suddenly sat up a little straighter and wrapped his arm around you, pulling you into him. “Yeah, well, if she comes back for you, babe, she better think twice. Or she’ll have me to deal with.”

You bit the inside of your cheek to keep from teasing him that he had been hidden under the blankets not that long ago when you and The Witch were engaged in a staring contest. Instead, you smiled, touched at the words and the gesture your husband was trying to make. “Thanks, honey,” you murmured. “But we’ll be okay.”

He pressed a kiss to your forehead. “We will.”

He held you for a little bit longer, rubbing your arm, before you both settled back down under the covers. You were content to lie there with your head on his chest and him rubbing your back. You were completely relaxed, ready to think about falling back asleep when you heard “Sleep. I”ll keep you safe.” 

You dug your teeth into your bottom lip to keep from chuckling and instead, you smiled and hugged him tighter. “Love you, honey,” you whispered.

“Love you, too, babe.” You heard an adorable yawn follow and his ministrations on your back began to slow. It wasn’t too long before you heard a tell-tale snoring under your ear. 

You gently disentangled yourself from his arms, got out of bed, and tiptoed into the main room. You grabbed your sword and hurried back into the bedroom, the chill of the night air infecting the floor and nipping at your bare feet. You set the sword down carefully within your reach and then got back into bed, noting the cat had joined you, all curled up at yours and Alex’s feet, staring wide-eyed at the window, almost as if on sentry. You nearly laughed at the sight, knowing that while you were intent on making sure your husband felt safe enough to get a good night’s sleep on your farm, your pet was also practically guarding you both. 

You shook your head, chuckling under your breath, before you gingerly settled yourself back into your husband’s arms. His snoring cut off for a moment and he tightened his arms around you, pulling you in closer, before it resumed…right in your ear. You smiled and pressed a kiss to his covered chest, laying your head back down to sleep. It wasn’t long before you were drifting off, The Witch’s cackle echoing somewhere far off as you did. You simply wrote it off as you starting to dream.

And if there was another Void Chicken on your farm the next morning and your husband turned wide eyes on you as he saw it while attempting to give you a hand with feeding the animals, you decided that it was simply what The Witch had done before Alex caught sight of her the night before. And when Alex moved a little closer to you, sticking to you like glue for the next hour, half-protective, half-scared, you figured a visit to The Wizard might be in order a little later that day. If he couldn’t help you, then you’d be making the journey to The Witch’s hut again, intent on settling the matter once and for all.

You didn’t mind The Witch but if your husband didn’t feel safe (and your animals certainly weren’t), then you were intent on doing whatever it took to restore that feeling for him. Especially since, you were pretty sure that you had some important news to tell him in the next day or so, once you had seen Harvey at the clinic to confirm your suspicions.

You surprised him with a hug and smiled, leaning up for a kiss. He smirked and gave you one before you both glanced out over the farm you had built that now belonged to both of you. You watched as the sun continued to warm the sky and paint the horizon in all kinds of colors. You’d seen plenty of sunrises on your own but sharing ones like these with Alex were beyond special. You were grateful that you’d chosen to make the move to Pelican Town and that you found him. You two were building a life together and no disgruntled witch was going to ruin that, not if you had anything to say about it.

“I love you, Alex,” you murmured to him, still staring at the sky. You felt him kiss the side of your head. “I love you, babe.” You smiled and laid your head on his shoulder, feeling him gently lay his head on top of yours. Your grandpa had been right; this was just how life should be.

#sdv alex x farmer #sdv alex x female farmer #sdv alex x reader #sdv alex x female reader #sdv alex x you #sdv alex x y/n #sdv alex #stardew valley fanfiction #stardew valley #prompt response #stardew valley fandom

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 77

So. This was going to be a problem. Danny felt like he was going to scream, even as Dan laughed at their misfortune. Give a tour of some of the Ghost Zone. Fine. Was going well even! They’d even found some sort of dino-ghost zone that his parents were really excited about!

Running away from a ghost t-rex, not fine! Really not fine! The speeder breaking? Super duper not fine! And then a natural portal had opened while they were fleeing! Extra duper not fine! This was supposed to be a quick weekend hangout thing Sam! 

And now they’re dinosaurs, and no he’s not angry because he’s tiny, shut up Ellie! Tucker don’t encourage her! There has to be some way back home… maybe… hopefully… He’s never going to go on another trip like that again.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #this can be taken a few ways #A) they're on the dino island #B) they're in the past and are immortal dinosaurs now #C) they're in the jurassic league timeline where everyone are dinos #or D) some poor farmer just had a bunch of dinosaurs crash into their fields #prompts #the entire fenton family and vlad and team phantom are there #that's a lot of dinos #what is everyone? who knows #Tucker better be able to use his tablet or else he's rioting #Sam is a therizenosaurus #Jazz is a baryonyx #Jack is a tyrannosaurus #Maddie is a spinosaurus #Vlad is a quetz #Dani is a triceratops #Tucker is a Suchomimus #Danny is a velociraptor #Valerie is a dimorphodon #or they can be whatever you want them to #dino au

[wordsbymae]

Honestly I wouldn’t mind if ya did a story that was just breeding kink baby fever pregnancy centered focused 🙈 No thoughts head empty just 🌽

But I do have to ask out of your ocs who’d actually make a great father vs shitty father vs meh father? And what are some of ya ocs parental habits for raising the babies?

Hi!! Honestly I wish I was sooooo much better at smut cause that's all I would write. I'm trying to get back into writing smut but I'm really not very good at it, but I'm practising! Also i promised a fic tonight but I'm tired and my writing is shit so I'll have a red hot crack go tomorrow after work.

Ok so I'll just do out of my yandere ocs, cause they are the ones everyone is more familiar with. TW: talks about domestic abuse

Great Father goes to the Farmer for sure. Look he's got traditional (aka outdated views) but that doesn't mean he would ever disown his children. He had a really horrible childhood and he always promised himself he would do a better job as a parent then his own ever did. He is very hands on, giving his children life skills and most importantly the belief that they can overcome what life throws at them. The farmer knows how hard life is, so he tries to instil good work ethic and most of all a be good to others way of thinking. Being a helping hand is important to him.

He may not like people that much, but being someone others can rely on made him feel as though he is wanted and worthwhile when he was always told by his parent's he was not. He would unfortunately believe in boy's things and girl's things. But that doesn't mean if a son of his wants to help mama sew or a girl of his wants to help him fix the truck he's going to go crazy. No, of course not, he believes that ALL life skills, whether others believe them to be men or women jobs, need to be taught to children. So he doesn't care about division of labour based on gender.

What makes him a bit weary is if his son wants to wear florals or pinks, or if his daughter ONLY wears masculine clothes, especially if they go into town. He's just not comfortable about it. However, over time I think he just wouldn't care anymore and would only fuss if they are wearing improper clothes to work on the farm with. Likewise he wouldn't disown his children if they came out as queer, he would most likely make really cringy jokes and ask embarrassing questions and then say something like "Oh, so I can't ask my child a genuine question? Is that not politically correct now?", but like sir, please the question was embarrassing.

But yeah, once he kinda understood it he would come to terms with it and actually would be funny. Like if someone in town asks him if he's proud of his kid for coming out hell say (absolutely seriously) "why the fuck should I be proud of them coming out of the house, why do kids these days need praise for every little thing they do!". like he wouldn't understand what the phase coming out even means. Anyway on to the next!

Meh Father goes to the Mad King. The man is all bark no bite. He pretty much only wants children as heirs and also to have levrage over the reader. He's not horrible by any means, he spoils his children when they deserve it, but he also makes them understand that nothing good in life is freely given and you have to take it. But unfortunately he also causes rivalries between his children. They are desperate for any attention/praise from him that they will try to out compete one another to gain it. Often resulting in arguments and injuries.

Reader (whether they wanted children or not) has to act overly motherly and affectionate to their children to counteract his actions. There is no favouritism or stern reminders of their places as heirs, just warm, welcoming love. Also his children aren't idiots, they can all tell that their parent's did not marry for love. At least on their mother's side.

They are torn between desperately wanting their father, the king, to show them true love not just cold approval and hating him for the emotional abuse he has put their mother through. It's actually kinda sad, because he was always desperate for the attention and love of his father and now he's caused the same thing between his own children.

There is moments of affection and love but the more he see's himself or god forbid his brother in his children, he begins to be very cold and distant. The man kinda forgot that a kid is 50/50 not just 100% their mother's. That's why his youngest is his favourite, although he would never tell anyone ever. His youngest is pretty much reader cloned, looks, personality, and everything. When he looks at them he is harshly reminded what he took away from reader the day he became king.

Bad Father goes to the Killer. This man would have absolutely no fucking clue what the fuck to do. And he would not care to try. Reader (who is usually gn but for the sake of this is afab) is heartbroken when they realise they are pregnant, and Killer has no idea why they won't stop crying. And why do they keep being sick all the time. A primal part of him likes the idea of caring and providing for his darling and their children, in fact he loves it.

When he figured out reader was pregnant, he started stocking up in furs, wood, meat and cloth. He made a crib from what he remembered his little brother's to be (omg lore drop). He likes to provide, but damn does he actually hate having a child. He leaves ALL baby stuff to reader, he pretty much refuses to look after or even pick up the baby. He gives reader all the resources they need and the Killer calls it a good job done. The poor kid(s) grow up very isolated and confused. Their mama loves them with everything they have but their pa won't even acknowledge them.

Resentment grows as they do. They of course don't really understand why they are here and why their mother/parent is with killer, because it's all they have ever known. They've known nothing other than this. I can see this going either two ways. One day the oldest snaps, they are sick and tired of listening to the screams of the their father's victims. Their mother/parent tries so hard to keep them from barging out of their small shack.

The eldest faces their father, who has grown grey over the years. However, he is still a scary and strong man, and the eldest falters slightly, it's enough for the Killer to smack their eldest to the ground telling them to go back inside. Reader sees this and just loses it. They have spent a good chunk of their life under Killer's thumb. They have seen so much death and violence they have become almost immune. But to see their child being struck by the man who killed all her friends all those years ago just causes absolute rage.

Reader picks up the old shotgun that they found hidden in the attic, they were always too scared to use it, especially when the kid(s) came. But now its time. Killer doesn't stand a chance.

OR the other way is that once the kid(s) reach maturity they follow in their father's footsteps unfortunately for reader and finally get their father's approval. I like the first idea better.

Hope you liked it! I should have my home invader story out tomorrow!

#yandere x reader #yandere #yandere imagines #yandere drabble #yandere prompts #oc #male yandere #farmer yandere #yandere oc #oc farmer #dv

[landgraabbed]

#p #sdv #not willy tossing the fish on the ground like the farmer does in that jodi dinner scene lmfao #& u will have to pry chair speedrun strats from my cold dead hands #& please remember my birthday is a great mod love seeing people celebrate their birthdays with their loved ones #thankful that haven has it and my wife commented to me which prompted me to check it is indeed compatible w/ sve unlike what i thought