#sdv hcs

[artem-on-the-moon]

since the farm used to be owned by the farmer’s grandpa do you think they used to visit stardew as a kid and used to play with some of the residents who have been their all their lives? Looking at tadpoles with lil seb and maru, exploring the fields with tiny abby, listening to the radio with Sam and baby Vince, and reading picture books with Penny?

#sdv #stardew valley #stardew valley bachelors #stardew valley bachelorettes #sdv hcs #sdv farmer #sdv sebastian #sdv abigail #sdv sam #sdv penny #sdv maru #sdv vincent

[mysticmikalla]

Bachlelors’ Rizz-abilites?

inspired by this post. lowkey biased tbh

Alex thinks he has rizz but doesn’t actually so it becomes a sort of pathetic but endearing rizz? Does that make sense? But only cause he’s attractive though or else people would just think it’s pathetic😭🤚🏻

Sam and Harvey have no rizz but they’re so okay with that and being themselves that it becomes their rizz and its kinda my favorite type. My loveable men!!

Sebastian lowkey has rizz tbh I think he can be quite charming in a mysterious but also dorky kinda way. When he wants to. He rarely wants to, though

Elliot has rizz rizz bitch like he’ll actually steal your girl, your man and your own heart too. Howl from Howl’s moving castle type rizz. Unmatched

Shane has no rizz at all, actually. Definition of negative rizz. Not even pathetic loser man rizz can save this one ya’ll I’m sorry😭

#do yall agree #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley headcanons #sdv hcs #sdv alex #sdv sam #sdv harvey #sdv sebastian #sdv elliot #sdv shane #stardew valley alex #stardew valley sam #stardew valley harvey #stardew valley sebastian #stardew valley elliot #stardew valley shane

[quitealotofsodapop]

Just a funny idea;

Since I doubt Pierre's stocks that kinda stuff; Shane and Harvey both know who in Pelican Town are currently doing dirty business based on purchases at Joja Mart and/or requests from the clinic.

Harvey obvs never reveals who asks for what - patient confidentiality after all. But Shane def has had to look more than one villager in the eyes while on register duties and ring up their basket of cheap booze and "protection".

He bumped into Marnie one rainy Saturday when he was called in on a day off. That was how he learned that his aunt was currently boinking somebody in town. He needed a good few rounds of beers after work to quell his horror.

Shane is trying to sus out *who* it is though, as it isn't like his aunt to be so tight-lipped and embarassed about something. Sam and Abigail have helped him draft a "Suspect's List" based on who comes in for what at Joja Mart and Pierre's.

Sam suspects Gus the Barman since he's such a plump, happy person like Marnie. Similar vibes ya know?

Abigail is convinced its Marlon the Adventurer - eye-patch, beard, and a sword? Total babe magnet.

Shane personally is placing his bets on someone whos is a lot younger than Marnie - hence the embarassment. He has shot many a threatening look at Elliot (romantic seaside poet? any woman would swoon) and even Harvey himself (adorable dork with a mustache).

Eventually it becomes a huge topic of discussion that Friday evening at the Saloon and a bunch of the younger townsfolk are *subtley* offering their own theories.

Jas, holding a cola: "Are you guys trying to solve a mystery?" Leah: "I don't think this is a mystery you'd be interested in Jas..." Sam: "Yeah. The mystery of who's in love with your aunt Marnie." Jas: "I went into Aunt Marnie's room one morning to find some hair ties and Mayor Lewis was hiding under the bed..." All within earshot at the saloon: (⊙_⊙) Shane: "He was what?"

#stardew valley #sdv hcs #stardew valley headcanons #sdv shane #sdv harvey #sdv marnie #sdv abigail #sdv sam #suggestive tw

[babiebom]

Ooh I’d love to see F, W, and D for Sebastian (SDV) for the Kinktober alphabet if that’s alright with you! ^^

A/N: yes!! Tbh i love requests and I like interacting with everyone because I don’t socialize much irl so this is completely fine!! ALSO for W if you wanted something specific for the headcanon tell me and I’ll either add it on to this post or make a separate one!! For now it’s going to just be something random.

Tw: nsfw content!!!

Alphabet post. Masterlist

D- Dirty Secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I feel like a dirty secret of his is that he is a panty (gender neutral) stealer. Like the dude totally snoops through the drawers of whoever he is interested in, or a person he has slept with, and steals at least one pair. He does care if they’re clean or dirty he just wants a pair of underwear. I feel like he doesn’t have them labeled or anything, but he remembers exactly who he stole them from. He has self control though, he only needs one pair, he isn’t like a compulsive stealer.

F- Favorite Position (this goes without saying)

Top three would be in no particular order(visual links included btw):

Open missionary: enjoys being on top, likes the fact that he can make your knees touch your face. Literally makes him feel dominant, allows him to see your face, gives him control.

Facedown Doggy : he is an ass man in my opinion so this is one of his FAVORITE positions, he can hold your hips, see the jiggle of your ass while he thrusts, and it gives him control :).

Lap Dance: he is a guy that also appreciates when his partner takes control. This position gives his partner control, and it is very erotic. Also gets to watch you strip before you fuck so it’s a position he appreciates a LOT.

W- Wildcard (a random headcanon for the character)

The guy has wet dreams at least four times a week. Like he is down horrendously, and he doesn’t get any often seeing where he lives and just has not grown out of having wet dreams like when he was a teenager. Thankfully he lives in the basement and no one can hear him moaning in his sleep, and he already washes his laundry alone, so no one really notices or cares.

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew #sdv sebastian #stardew sebastian #stardew valley sebastian #sdv headcanons #sdv hcs #stardew headcanon #stardew valley hcs #stardew hcs #stardew valley headcanons #stardew smut #stardew valley sebastian x reader #sdv sebastian x reader #stardew sebastian x reader #nsfwalphabet #alphabet #headcanon

[unabashedly-so]

📚 SDV Elliott HC 🎭

Being alone with your thoughts for so many hours a day can make one a little... eccentric.

Content warning: none ☺️ just the silliest little HC.

(also if you consider yourself a writer and have never done something like this, you're lying.)

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It takes, like, YEARS after marriage for this one to come to fruition.

Then, one day, it happens. You bust into the house from the summer heat to grab a drink of water because, fuck, it's hot and--

Elliott didn't expect you back for another couple hours. It's summer! It's the busiest season! He thought he had the house to himself for at least another--

--there's Elliott. Just, uhh... well to be honest you're just not quite sure at first what he's doing.

--he doesn't notice you come in then stand stock-still in the doorway for several confused, dumbstruck, delighted seconds.

Meanwhile: his hair is in a ratty knot on top of his head, he has a very round potato in his hand that he holds aloft like an offering to the gods (the ceiling fan, perhaps?) while he stands barefoot, pajamaed, on top of his desk.

and you don't know what you like more--the voice(s) he uses when he's in-character, or how he so often interrupts himself, out of character, with little nitpicking comments.

"--and with every ounce of my power--ounce? don't they measure in metrics? and is the nature of power fluid or, *gasp* gaseous? ...No, has to be fluid--holdable, shapeable. But fluidity of power," he kneels, scribbling something on the one paper left on the desk. "definitely include that somewhere else, yes..." He stands up, clears his throat and resumes, "--and with all the power now within my reach--nope, already holding it--grasp, I can finally--"

His eyes meet yours with a tiny yelp and he freezes.

Neither of you speak. A bead of sweat falls from your face and plips on the floor. He continues to hold the potato aloft.

Finally, "You're home early, dear."

"Just, uh... need some water," you manage. A few seconds pass by, so you helpfully add, "It's hot."

"Indeed."

Another pause.

Your turn. "Sooo... whatcha doin' up there, dear?"

He slowly lowers the potato. "I... was having trouble figuring out the blocking, you see. Frederick just obtained the orb of power and he's quite conflicted about it. So..."

"...so you stand on your desk and offer it to the ceiling fan?"

"No," he pouts, but you know that's a sign that he's incredibly relieved--you're playing along so he plays along. "No, you go stand on a cliff," he motions to the desk, "and seek communion with the Great Omnipotence," he gestures to the ceiling fan.

"Yes, that's... yup. That's what that is."

He clicks his tongue, non-potatoed hand on his hip. "...this might surprise you, but I have a very vivid imagination. Now, can you help me down?--I accidentally kicked my chair away during the villain's soliloquy."

You walk over, despite: "I'm very sure you're more than capable of getting down safely on your own."

He holds out his hand. "And miss the chance to hold your hand and jump into your arms?"

(depending on the stature of the farmer, he very well may! But only if there's not a single ounce of doubt he wouldn't overwhelm the farmer.)

From there, it's gradual, but he little by little lets his guard down. He talks to himself in low muttrances at first, like quiet bickering when he's particularly focused. Then he takes to dramatic readings while he's cooking or cleaning, trying to strike the right cadence and rhythm. Months later he's pushing furniture aside and pacing out choreographed scenes in the living room. In the winter, you're roped into them with him and... he loves it, and he loves you all the more for it.

He uses your help for scenes he's stuck on, gives you a page or two to work with, then tells you to just say and do what feels right! He doesn't always use exactly what you riff up, but it helps point him in the right direction.

He'll do any kind of scene you're comfortable with, but he especially seems fond of putting you in romantic scenes. 😘

even though half of them never show up in his novels or poetry collections??????? and yet???????

He still maintains his composed facade outside of the house, but inside your little house by the pond, all bets are off. You routinely come home with Elliott pacing, muttering, giving a grandiose speech, nitpicking--he stops, but only a pause, to acknowledge you with a peck on the cheek before he whisks himself away again--prophesizing, arguing, nitpicking, etc....

Your home has never been so full of life, laughter, and love.

#sdv #sdv elliott #stardew valley #sdv hcs #stardew elliott #stardew headcanon #unabashedly posting #you'll never ever guess where the inspiration for this came from 😂😂🙈 #edit: god fucking dammit i live laugh loved myself #>(

[stardew-requests]

could you do some bachelor and/or bachelorettes with an insecure female farmer? if not thats totally cool!

Here are some hcs for the bachelorettes!

Abigail: Abigail's no stranger to feeling insecure. She'll try to hide it, she really will, but she can't help but ask "Do you still love me?" every other night. The farmer will just chuckle and reply "Of course I do. Do you still love me?". To which Abigail would respond with a kiss and say "Duh". It's nice knowing that you're on the same page with her and knowing that insecurities are never an obstacle between you. If anything, it brings you closer together.

Emily: She isn't especially vocal with her feelings; she prefers to let actions speak for themselves. But when your love language is words of affirmation, it's easy to get in your head. Emily is very intuitive and knows when you're feeling insecure, and she steps right up to shower you in love and attention without you even having to say anything. For her, it's easy to forget that actions don't always speak louder than words, but she's always more than willing to give you the reassurance you need. Because you deserve to hear it.

Haley: She used to eat insecure people for breakfast. She's never been one to be insecure... Until you. Wondering if she even deserved you, worried you secretly resent her for how rude she'd been when you first met. So when you're feeling insecure, she's baffled by it. How could you feel insecure when you're so amazing? But you tell her how you feel and she listens intently, and then she understands. Because she feels the same way at times. She tells you that you never have anything to worry about, that she adores you above anything else, and that you're always welcome to talk to her about it, so long as she can do the same.

Leah: Leah does a really good job at expressing her feelings for you, but sometimes you feel insecure anyway. And that's okay! Because she takes it as a queue to go all out for you! Maybe paint you something special or plan a sweet date together. She sees it as a challenge, and you know what? She always wins. 

Maru: While romantic in her own right, Maru can be a little out of touch. When she gets caught up in her work, she tends to disconnect from everything else. She certainly doesn't mean to. But when she gets distant, it's easy to feel insecure. The best thing to do is just go up to her and say "I need more attention, I've been feeling insecure". Bluntness is key. Immediately she'll snap out of it and being to apologize. She didn't mean to make you feel that way! She wants to do everything she can to make you feel loved!

Penny: For every time you've felt insecure, trust me, Penny's felt that tenfold. She doesn't like show it, but she often worries that you've changed your mind about her or that you're losing feelings for her. While she's determined to keep it inside, it can be coaxed out of her if you start the conversation. If you tell her about your insecurities, she'll eventually tear up and begin to pour out her worries to you. By the end, you both were able to bring up your insecurities and have the other reassure you with softness and love.

#stardew valley #stardew valley headcanons #sdv hcs #sdv bachelorettes #sdv abigail #sdv emily #sdv haley #sdv leah #sdv maru #sdv penny #sdv x farmer #sdv x reader #stardew valley ask blog #sdv ask blog

[murdermuffins]

My tier list of how likely the stardew valley singles would be to use pot

#stardew valley #stardew valley headcanons #sdv #sdv bachelors #sdv bachelorettes #sdv hcs #maru sdv #sdv sam #sdv abigail #sdv shane #sdv emily #ask me to elaborate

[rinadrawingstuff]

I made a little sketch of Rasmodius, during the process I changed his clothes completely because I bot this idea with rubies and wings-like silver pattern on his shoulders. I also made a few versions with extra facial features and without them and personally i think he turned out very nice.

#stardew valley #stardew fanart #sdv rasmodius #stardew rasmodius #sdv fanart #sdv #stardew valley fanart #tumblr draw #female artists #art #artist #digital artist #fanart #sdv headcanons #sdv hcs

[ieatsmallorphansnamedtom]

Can you do the bachelor/ettes with an s/o that is an artist?

-🌙anon

Bachelor/ettes x Artist Farmer

Hi 🌙! Glad to have another emoji anon here! How are things going? Anyways, cute request! Thank you for asking! I think I might have done this before? Maybe. I don't know. Oh well! This mainly focuses on drawing sorry.

Bachelors:

Sam

Sam loves your art! He always looks over your shoulder when he sees you drawing, so you'll definitely have to take it upon yourself to tell him not to do that if it makes you uncomfortable. He's also going to beg you to design an album cover for him and his band.

Elliott

Elliott would also like to use your artistic skills, this time for his newest book. He can't pay you all too much (unless his previous book becomes a bestseller), but he will shout you whatever you want at the saloon whenever you want. He really appreciates your skill, it reminds him of Leah!

Sebastian

I'm pretty sure his job involves making models, so he'd ask you for some references to copy off of. Really likes to admire your work; spends a lot of time just looking through the pages if he can. If you won't let him he'll respect your boundaries, but will still ask every once in a while.

Harvey

He's not really an artist, so he's really amazed at what you can do! He'd ask you to draw his model airplanes for him (if you want to, of course). Despite his lack of drawing/painting skills, he does appreciate good art, and will set aside some money to go to an art show.

Shane

Shane's drawing skills equate to that of a five-year-old's potato head self-portrait. I mean, art is art, so it's not necessarily bad, but he's not getting recognised for it anytime soon. So when he finds out you're and artist, he gets secretly excited and makes note to try and find out what you've made.

Alex

When he was a kid, he'd get the hose and paint a smiley face on the fence with the water, but that's about all he's done. Actually, he did try to impress a girl with his drawing skills once, but she ended up rejecting him, so he stopped. He asks you to teach him how to do some spaghetti sort of art sometime because he looks at you (no matter what art medium you do) and immediately assumes you'd be a master at pasta art. You're welcome, I guess?

Bachelorettes:

Penny

Please tell me you read the same books as her and please tell me you've made art of the characters; she will fall in love. Since she's a teacher (basically), she does have some skills in art related mediums, but nothing beyond what she needs to teach. She likes sketching characters the most, so she sheepishly shows of her work to you and asks for advice.

Leah

Artist duo, baby! Leah loves your art! She's into sculpting and a bit of painting herself, but recognises any art is art and is totally down to do some with you! You have some fun competitions on trying to draw the other worse and worse each time but still have it look like them. That, or you just set up a vase and chill trying to copy it.

Abigail

Abigail's a decent artist. Again, she only really uses pencil or pen on paper, but has dabbled in digital art through the use of an old game console she had as a kid. You two do that competition thing like Leah, except you purposely try to make each other look worse and worse without any semblance of the original subject. Fun times!

Maru

Maru is a great artist, I think. She does a lot of detailed planning for her inventions and puts a lot of effort into the artwork. You know that car show where the guy draws the finished product in coloured pencil before actually making it? Yeah, like that. Except she doesn't use colour. Anyways, she gets what art's all about and can feel with you when you get that art block.

Emily

She can draw clothes, paint abstract art, and make towers out of dry spaghetti sticks. When she finds out you're an artist, she immediately asks to see what you've done. Emily's very much a believer in 'any art is art as long as you put your soul into it', so she'll always say she loves whatever you make. Not the best for constructive criticism, but great for a pick-me-up when you're feeling low.

Haley

Unlike her sister, Haley has no idea what she's doing. I suppose photography is related to other mediums of art, but the most she's done is draw some hearts on some photos and hung them up on the wall. During her mean phase she pretends not to care, but once she comes out of her shell she really takes an interest in it! She tries to copy your art but doesn't do so well.

-~-~-

Hello. Long time no see. I make a second account since I was tired of this one being my main aha. Anyways, I'll be back (hopefully) for a little while now. Bye-bye!

#ieatsmallorphansnamedtom #sdv #stardew valley #sdv headcanons #stardew valley headcanons #sdv hcs #stardew valley hcs #x reader #sdv sam #stardew valley sam #sdv elliott #stardew valley elliott #sdv sebastian #stardew valley sebastian #sdv harvey #stardew valley harvey #sdv shane #stardew valley shane #sdv alex #stardew valley alex #sdv bachelors #stardew valley bachelors #sdv penny #stardew valley penny #sdv leah #stardew valley leah #sdv abigail #stardew valley abigail #sdv maru #stardew valley maru

[harveylovesadvil]

harvey has secrets, not sure what they are, but bro is hiding something.

who knows what hides behind those glasses?

maybe he partied and got around in med school and regrets it, maybe he’s a literal war criminal responsible for the deaths of hundreds.

you can’t hide forever, harv.

#stardew valley #sdv harvey #sdv #sdv headcanons #sdv hcs #i have so many theories

[ash-dragon-78]

Sleeping with the bachelors part 2

Sebastian

Doesn't go to sleep until you wake up

His sleep schedule is fuuuuuuuucked

If he does go to sleep he sleeps like a corpse

Nothing on earth could wake this mans up

His night routine consists of him just changing pants and going to bed

Will hold you super close in his sleep

Before y'all go to sleep, he'll lay there and listen to you vent

Sorry if this was bad. I forgot how I arranged Elliott's thing

#stardew #sdv #stardew farmer #stardew oc #stardew valley #sebastian sdv #sdv sebastian #stardew sebastian #sebastian stardew valley #stardew valley sebastian #sebastian stardew #sdv hcs #stardew headcanon #stardew hcs #stardew valley hcs #stardew valley headcanons

[mysticmikalla]

Random Stardew Valley Headcanons

Sebastian, Penny and Harvey are left-handed

Haley is a size 8

Emily is older than Haley, and her natural hair color is mousy brown

Harvey is 32

Back in the day, Evelyn, George and your late Grandpa were the Abby, Sebastian and Sam of Pelican Town until Grandpa moved away

Alex is the Second Tallest Bachelor (6ft), right behind Elliot (6’2)

Leah is also tall (5’8)

Sebastian has a little bit of backne

Also, Sebastian, Harvey, Abby, Penny and Maru are cat people. Sam, Shane, Alex, Haley and Leah are dog people. Emily is a bird person. Elliot has no preferences.

Sam, Alex, Sebastian and Shane are Candy people; Penny, Harvey and Abby are Chocolate people; Leah, Elliot and Emily are Fruit people, Haley and Maru are Pastry people

Pam not only has a massive overdue tab at the saloon, but she also has gambling debt to Mr Qi

Pierre has cheated on Caroline

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley headcanons #sdv headcanons #sdv hcs #sdv sebastian #sdv shane #sdv harvey #sdv elliot #ah too lazy to tag #headcanons

[buttercup-arts]

I have a stardew hc about Jas. maybe she is an sleepwalker, and every time she is sleepwalking she always looks for Shane asking about her parents, like she is dreaming about the day that they've died...

#stardew-valley #sdv shane #sdv jas #sdv #sdv hcs #headcanon #hc #stardew shane #stardew jas #stardew #stardew valley

[babiebom]

m, u & v from the nsfw alphabet prompt for harvey? love my husband so much

A/N: i think fnaf comes out this month I’m excited…unless it’s not this month then oof. Also while writing these I usually watch something on YouTube and right now I’m watching a gameplay of Parasocial and omfg it’s distracting me bc I’m scared.

Tw: sexual content

Alphabet post Masterlist

M-Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

I think I mentioned this before but Harvey is very much a man that his motivation is his partner in general. Like ANYTHING you do gets this man going. And it’s to the point where he is confused because you can be doing something so unsexy like washing the dishes or shaving your legs and he’d just get hard from watching you in your element. It’s cute ngl

U-Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Wouldn’t tease much. I feel like if anything you would tease him. The only times he teases are when he’s in the mood but you’re in public so it’s not like he can do anything. If it’s too much he starts trying to get you as riled up as he is in order to get you to want to go home quicker.

V-Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He gets LOUD if he gets carried away. Usually though he tries to keep his moan to a minimum since he lives next door to Pierre’s family. If you’re on the farm then he let go, is low key embarrassed about how much he’s enjoying it, but doesn’t change since he knows you want to hear him. Talks a lot, but none of it is coherent, literally just him voicing his pleasure.

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew #sdv headcanons #stardew headcanon #stardew valley headcanons #sdv smut #stardew smut #stardew valley smut #sdv hcs #stardew hcs #stardew valley hcs #sdv harvey #stardew harvey #stardew valley harvey #sdv harvey x reader #stardew harvey x reader #stardew valley Harvey x reader #nsfwalphabet #kinktober

[forbiddenmoss]

Farmer: Haley you are the most jealous girl I know

Haley: you know other girls? 😡

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew farmer #sdv shitpost #stardew valley headcanons #sdv oc #sdv haley #sdv hcs #sdv headcanons #haley sdv #stardew valley farmer #stardew valley hayley

[ind3cisive-cl0wn]

I know all the sdv marrige candidates are playersexual but if we just ignore that for a second I think we should all be able to agree that Alex is closet gay and Emily is probably, and pretty openly, pan or bi

#its fine if you dont aggre but alex is genuinely a much better marrige candadate in game if your a guy #and emily is every bisexual stereotype and honestly i think its on purpose she wants people to know for sure #sdv alex #stardew headcanon #sdv emily #sdv hcs #stardew valley