#fake twice texts

[writeouswriter]

Girl, help, the book authors are trying too hard to be "hip" with the fleeting "teen lingo" and trends again, immediately dating their works before they're even released

#eye twitching seeing certain modern slang in for real published books unironically #tiktokian slang that is out of date within weeks #it's a pet peeve of mine but so is modern books mentioning tiktok or stuff at all esp. when not relevant in general #god it pulls you out of the illusion #turns it into this very set in stone time frame rather than letting it just be or resonate on its own which is fine sometimes if natural #you can't avoid some mentions of some things when setting it today but in these cases it's so forced #hello fellow kidz.jpeg vibe in book form #books #this isn't even specific to ya books i've seen it in adult books as well #booklr #petty as i am i once stopped reading a first chapter excerpt for mentioning spotify by name on page 1 i'm sorry #this other book though oh they've used online phrases and boomer insult 3 times and brought up tiktok twice it's on thin f-ing ice #ignore me i'm petty but don't ignore me because this is a legit problem in the media industry #don't even get me started on text speak in the dialogue or texting sections yeah #it's not quite as bad if it's some fake variation of an app or just generic about being online but mentioning by name oh i'm gonna explode #most times anyway #i have yet to see it handled well #this was about slang though so tangent but !! gaah

[parvuls]

weird ass fake relationship au where jack is sternly talked into fake dating influencer bitty for pr after coming out because bitty is a social media king and jack looks like he's contemplating homicide whenever he gives an interview

needless to say they get off to a rocky start

#zimbits #omgcp #bitty: spends ten minutes editing a selfie for his story. takes pics of his lunch to post on twitter. vlogs grocery shopping #jack: thinks social media is the worst thing humanity invented and would genuinely like to not be perceived by anyone #it gets worse before it gets better lmfao #one day they're on a fake date and jack catches a glimpse of bitty's DMs over his shoulder and sees the outpouring of gratitude #from people whose lives he saved simply by being out and proud and stubbornly visible #and jack thinks of how he was the first queer nhl player and grew up meeting queer friends of his mom's but none of his dad's #and mayheps starts to re-evaluate the pros to social media #bitty is gradually exposed to jack's upbringing and the various ways he was scarred by the media #and starts considering privacy in a way he never has before because he grew up invisible #and maybe begins thinking twice about the stuff he posts and how much of his private life he wishes to share with the internet #I have Many Thoughts about jack and bitty learning from each other and growing because of it #text #prompts

[kurkkuviipale]

Please anyone recomend me good smaus from any group any member 🙏 thank you 😊

#txt #ateez #enhypen #exo #enha #tomorrow x together #skz #stray kids #bts #itzy #gidle #twice #kpop #kpop fake texts #enhypen smau #blackpink

[lokiina]

also just casually thinkin bout working more on Zayn's future look and takin off his fake cyberware cuz he's finally comfortable enough and trusting Dino having his back that he doesn't think he needs the specific cover look any more.

I gotta port some hair I have and rework the beard I started for him. My mod project list is so dang long. dkjfhgkdjfgh

#text post #boyo has fake cyberware to hide the fact that his werewolf genetics gave him way higher natural strength/reflexes #having fake cyberware to trick people they just think he's super chromed out and don't even think twice about it

[strawberryhmilk]

anon said: I’m not sure if you’re taking requests but if you are I would love it if you could make a Twice Mina gf hc, please? Thank you sm!

these are more fem aligned, so if you want something different let me know!!

— <3 —

thank you for requesting!! they’re usually always open, it just might take me a bit to get to yours. i hope this was alright! ♥︎

strawberryhmilk © 2022 do not copy, plagiarize, repost, or translate my content on any platform.

#mina x reader #twice mina #mina imagines #mina fake texts #mina headcanons #mina scenarios #twice x reader #twice imagines #twice fake texts #twice headcanons #twice scenarios #twice smau #mina smau #kpop x reader #kpop imagines #kpop fake texts #kpop headcanons #kpop scenarios #girl group x reader #girl group imagines #girl group fake texts #girl group headcanons #girl group scenarios #girl group smau #kpop smau

[broflovski-brah]

my favorite thing is when my little brother claims to be sick suddenly my parents go into panic mode and are all “oh well if you don’t wanna go to school that’s fine” and “aw you can go to the nurse if you need” but then whenever i get sick it’s “stop faking, you’re not staying home” even though i’ve been coughing up mouthfuls of phlegm for the last week and i feel like straight up ass and can’t even keep my eyes open

#and suddenly whenever i’m sick it’s “because i’m overtired” even though i go to bed the same time as my younger brother does #last time i was genuinely sick my mom got mad at me because i “spammed her to pick me up” #i texted her like….twice. once asking if i could go home and once again to ask if she was actually coming #the other time i got sick was in eighth grade and she punished me again for “not telling her why i was faking sickness” #i wasn’t faking. i had thrown up like…all over myself two hours later #yet the punishment didn’t even end like #okay #and then when it’s my brother it’s all “awww poor baby stay home if you want and go to the nurse and i promise i’ll come get you” #maybe i’m asking too much when i ask for that same treatment instead of the automatic assumption beibg that i’m faking #i don’t even have a history of faking illnesses #it’s such bullshit #i love my parents but god damn the favoritism is so blatantly obvious sometimes #my mother literally told me “if you’re not throwing up your stomach bleeding out or dying don’t expect me to pick you up” #like huh?? #it’s just frustrating #idk #skipper speaks #vent #tw sickness

[scionshtola]

i hate this app so much i was trying to watch that video i just reblogged and it would play for like five seconds before it would mute the video and this would pop up at the bottom

i don’t want to swipe for more tumblr tv i’m watching THIS video let me watch THIS video

#i wrote the word video too much that it seems fake now. is that what we call those things #i need a text post tag #ugh on twitter too it lets you watch a video twice before it just automatically plays a different one #I WAS WATCHING THAT ONE!!! I DONT WANT THIS RANDOM VIDEO!!

[lilgynt]

driving home crying wondering if my mom will notice and thinking about how she’s part of the reason i’m crying she’s not even home and i just realized she texted me in the morning to clean up the dog pee when i mentioned not liking my job i’m gonna french kiss a riffle

#personal #she asked how my day was going and i mentioned not liking my job but who does #so she went about how she doesn’t like her job and then i realize now texted me to clean up the dog pee #i know i have issues now but when everything in my life like legitimately gets better i’m not gonna realize how many issues i got going on #and like let’s say she noticed and i didn’t blow up or she didn’t #man. what is the point i was like my supervisor yelled at guy in front of us when he was clocked out 👀 #and her only response is like huh. anyway the internet thing i need help with #and i brought it up twice but she just. didn’t want to or #she says she doesn’t hear me but not at a volume level she’s just not processing what i’m saying which i get #but like if that doesn’t pique ur interest or can fake it for a fiver whats i had a couple bad calls and we were understaffed gonna do #and then i think about her resenting me and i just lay back down again what’s the point

[girlboysollux]

missing my beautiful wife (the moon)

#writing this made me realize that i also miss my other beautiful wife (best friend i platonically fake married two years ago) #weve only hung out twice this summer i feel like i should text her sometime #personal tag

[mwagneto]

the way noone in HDM got a happy ending... what the genuine fuck

#heads up the last 2 eps were leaked (?) #it's been so long since a show's made me cry but the last 4 eps made me cry TWICE holy mother #i like this a lot im sick of extremely fake feeling happy endings #but man..... this would've scarred me for life if I'd read it at 12 #also the way they clearly ran out of time so they had to rly cram it in the last 20 minutes😭😭 #they fr put ''where are they now'' texts at the end .......... #his dark materials #hdm #hdm spoilers #hdm s3

[darlingsaybonvoyage]

Nayeon Best Girl

#twice #kpop #fake texts #nayeon #jeongyeon #momo #sana #jihyo #mina #dahyun #chaeyoung #tzuyu

[second-breakfast]

Friendship is...

Downloading a GPS location spoofing app on your phone so you can make a jukebox app think you're at the bar where your bestie is and paying the minimum $10 in credits to this app to be able to force them to hear a song they hate three times in a row because they made the mistake of letting you know where they are.

#i did this and i have zero regrets #the song is scars by papa roach it's a banger but he hates it #and his hatred makes me love it more #and my chaos goblin energy fueled the people who were actually in that bar to start a nickelback marathon #i didnt expect that #but was glad my boy was being exposed to it #as i watched the 'now playing' from the quiet of my own home #giggling like a maniac #and he still thinks it's a coincidence like HOW DID YOU TEXT ME ABOUT THE MUSIC HERE RIGHT WHEN YR FAV SONG CAME ON AND IT PLAYED TWICE #and I'm like wow that is wild #bfast #i did also put on cotton eye joe #he doesn't hate that one its just a thing for us #i have to punish him for being republican #why tf am i besties with a repub wtf is even happening anymore reality is fake and my dream job wants to fire me #even though everyone but two people in senior leadership love me #and one of those two people is not the person whose name is on the company #he just literally busted into my surprise PIP meeting like kramer #like he opened the door and came in exactly like that it was ao dramatic #and then said nothing for ten minutes #shits fucked. im fucked. but i made my bro listen to scars twice in a row and he lost his mind. #silver linings y'know

[linguenuvolose]

Within me lives a tiny toxic demon who thinks this is kinda funny

#the former situationship who texted me at 1.10 am and also called twice #like obviously ouf man but it is a little funny a little intriguing #he also later blocked me #which is very fair idk the whole situation is just so chaotic from start to finish #good thing we were actually never a couple like it was such a mess from the beginning honestly #and it’s getting extra obvious with the guy I’m seeing now it’s like OH it can be like THIS? lmao what was going on before? #snicksnack #comunque I hope he’s doing well #also sorry but how was this still going on again last spring? #like I was really writing my masters thesis situationshipping with this guy??? feels fake but ok

[butchratchettruther]

Thinking about how comedically bad nearly all of my partners have been

#First we had a couple of Extremely Unrequited Crushes #Then we had a straight and probably homophobic girl who flirted with me as a way of making fun of me #Who I never actually dated but am counting as she was the first person to ever show romantic interest in me and I was so flattered by the #attention that I got a crush on her #Worst mistake of my life honestly she was such a bitch #Also I was closeted and she’d figured out that I was queer which made it worse #Then I had my first relationship at like. Fourteen? Which was genuinely comedically bad #like the dude straight up cheated on me via catfishing our mutual best friend multiple times #And he also created fake puppet accounts (two of whom he catfished my friend through and another one who he tried to catfish my friend #through) #And then one of these fake puppet accounts committed suicide and another of his fake puppet accounts “blamed him” for it #Which. Lol the puppet account wasn’t wrong #And like he also faked multiple mental illnesses like depression and schizophrenia #Like he was just comedically bad. You can’t make that shit up like fuck was up with him #The second one was also pretty shitty but much better in comparison. There was a weird power dynamic there because he was two years older #than me and I was VERY sheltered and didn’t realise that was maybe a little weird and thought it was Totally Normal #And uh. He was super controlling and weird #And also he broke up with me twice both times so that he could persue someone else (one of whom was his bff’s just broken up ex boyfriend) #And he also ignored me for like a week/two weeks before we actually broke up both times #And the first time he broke up over text and the second time he broke up through our mutual best friend #Kind of. Like we were sitting in the art room and he asked everyone except me him and our mutual best friend to leave #And then our mutual best friend had to explain to me whilst he was just sitting there about how he didn’t really have those feelings for me #anymore #except that didn’t really happen either because I panicked and ran off and hid until the end of the day #So yeah. That was pretty wild but not as bad as the first one #The third/last one wasn’t too bad either. He only ignored me for two weeks at the end of the relationship #And he apologised afterwards and we’re still friends now and he’s super super guilty over it #but yeah all of my partners have been comedically bad and I find that absurdly funny #Also I should probably tag this vent tw so #Vent tw

[gardenhotspot]

i left work :-)

#garden hotspot #gcwtual #i just went 'its hot im getting some done but i can do this all tmrw and friday so im going home' and did lol #happy first day of pride to me #also i talked to dl and the first time we talked i walked away going ehhhh that went poorly. i shouldve phrased it better. #so i found a rack of succulents left outside. the bonnie succulents that nobody could find and went 'oh hey this could go inside let me as #let me ask dl'* and so i did and i also asked him abt some fake plants we've had in the space since mothers day #and then i apologized and tried the convo over and he was like 'no no its cool' but still. it went pretty ok. #he said he owed me and i was like 'you owe me twice bc you didnt bring my palette jack back' 'no i did!' 'no you didnt lol' #also o is texting the gc bc f is saying the crepe myrtles are dying theyre NOT good lord #when i go home early he comes in after me and now o is stuck there by herself. she changes up info depending on who shes talking to #its so annoying like quit it you KNOW xyz is fine. why are you changing your story now. #so much misinformation im losing my bloody mind #im ending this text post text post is over #im finding mn tmrw

[thschei]

I think I need to go to bed, I understand Less now . And, I've spent Years begging for more Thanatos/Lost references, & Revo showed up with a bat (literally)

#photo #erin talks #like I'm happy but 😭 the macabre nature of doujin era with the specificity of modern era #anyway uh I don't want to say anything too conclusive about tsukihito bc I'm still not entirely sure #I'm really not sure if takahiko was a real person or just a fake name/cover story #A's diary only mentions takehiko twice & the vet's diary comes across like a bunch of lies a serial killer would tell the police #'I couldn't understand Tsukihito 😔 my parents wouldn't let me hang out with him . I'd welcome him back tho!' #= 'He was sooo smart & I actually did want to hang out with him!!!' #but if tsukihito introduced himself to A under a false name then she would recognize the boy with unkempt hair as takahiko #bc the last time she saw takahiko was 1 month prior #I want to know who all he killed since after he's arrested he rejects S (meaning he's not arrested for her murder) #esp bc in that song he says he 'eased a pregnant woman's fear' . implying S isn't the only person he got pregnant & then murdered? #I'm not sure if I think he's genuinely psychopathic or just your run of the mill killer who lashes out at the world bc of what happened in #his childhood but I do think he lies constantly; like I saw someone say they think he's not aro & just didn't want to admit he felt love #for A & S & after reading over each song relating to him repeatedly I think I agree; I think he just called himself aro as a way to seduce S #since she had just been confessed to & she admitted she didn't think she'd liked anyone before #I tried looking through twt mentions of him but even jpn laurants are 1) trying to figure out his actual name #& 2) saying things like 'I'm confused' 'I don't know what to think' 'I can't remember if it was this or that' #I'd be a lot more lost without defade's translation tho obv 🙇🏻‍♀️🙏🏻 #anyway sorry for this giant wall of text I'm going 2 sleep