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emperorundying · 4 months
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💀The Locked Tomb Dashboard Simulator Part 4💀
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🤐 necromancer-confessions
Anonymous asked:
i'm a third house non magic user and i've started hanging out with more necros lately and... i think i didnt realize how much of hanging out consisted of talking about the eroticism of the flesh !! and i dont want to judge them but u hear the words 'viscera' 'adipose' and 'sounding' in the same sentence one too many times and u kinda wonder why yr there as someone who cannot manipulate nerves :( ig im just feeling kind of left out
#anon this is totally regular for necros esp 3rd housers #if they dont understand that you feel left out, maybe have one use their necromancy on you? #there are many ways to assemble a skeleton
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💉 se7en Follow
bc these have been going around :3
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💀 6ske-le-un9 Follow
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#SOOOO SICK OF SPIRIT MAGICIANS IN MY INBOX ACTING LIKE THEY KNOW BONES BETTER THAN ME #get boned bitch grrrrrr
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♱ midnighthagette Follow
this edible aint shit
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why is the seventh saint to serve the emperor undying under my bed.
💎 saintofawe ☑️
Again with the insaneposting? How unfortunate, Harry, I thought we were past this.
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V important thread!!!
Idc how much anon hate i get 4 this, we need 2 be able to appreciate the loving hand that guidez us💗
#sick 2 my stomach seeing all of these posts against the necrolord prime without knowing the context of the beautiful things he's done for us :((((((( #mr undying i am yr biggest fan u deserve better than this....
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👤 foundations-of-decay-deactivated-8172202
if one more person unprompted asks me for blood pics again i swear to the bones above i will stab myself or smth
🩸 ab-justmytype-o Follow
stabbing pics queen?
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Why haven't I made fake tumblr posts from the honkaiverse yet?
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🏳️‍🌈 kiana-kasslana Follow
Me: *opens google* Me: *types "how much is an 384,400 km ethernet cable"* Me: *presses enter* Me: *stares at my one bar while I wait 🌚*
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🐰 alloy-bron Follow
you literally have portals
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🦋 seele Follow
Everyone, please stop trying to "blaze" my posts. I don't need fame, keep your money.
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🐔 long-live-the-herrscher-of-sentience Follow
@also-seele
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💀 also-seele Follow
it's not me?? why would I harass seele you wanna go???
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🐰 alloy-bron Follow
@seele whats their @ i'll have bunny track their ip
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🦚seeles-sugar-friend Follow
Awww don't listen to them @seele people just care about you!
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⚙️ promy-17 Follow
[WARNING: this user is a malicious entity who pretends to be friendly]
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🦚seeles-sugar-friend Follow
IP: 178.12.43.100
N: 78.3267
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🐔 long-live-the-herrscher-of-sentience Follow
Important post don't ignore!!!!
READ!
my poor chickens are dying!!!! I need money for the vet!!
my paypal
10/420$
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💀 also-seele Follow
are you for real this is the fourth time this month
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🐍 dr-mobius Follow
Who on Earth keeps buying out Klein's entire stock of cup noodles?!
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🏳️‍🌈 kiana-kasslana Follow
On Earth? Lol
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🏳️‍🌈 kiana-kasslana Follow
Wait
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🌌 queen-of-the-void Follow
YOU.
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🧊 just-kevin Follow
We will make great icetronauts.
For the deliverance of the cup noodles. 🍜
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🏳️‍🌈 kiana-kasslana Follow
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🐍 dr-mobius Follow
Why is this thread all Kaslanas?
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inferusrf · 4 months
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Honkai fake tumblr posts (various AU flavours)
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🎀teriteri Follow
Apparently Siegfried forgot to tell me about his kids. I have nieces again!
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🎀teriteri Follow
Why is she purple
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Lean
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✨sirinya-kaslana Follow
How to make Auntie grow taller
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✨sirinya-kaslana Follow
Wait this isn't google-
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🌈neko-charm Follow
Have you tried using water?
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💜ghost-of-babylon Follow
Stab her
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🎀teriteri Follow
@neko-charm, @ghost-of-babylon aren't you two supposed to be dead???
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🌌queen-of-the-void Follow
skill issue
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🎀teriteri Follow
I'm calling an exorcist
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🌸raiden-meow Follow
@kianya-the-comet would you still love me if I was a wyrm?
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🌠kianya-the-comet Follow
Huh?
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What are you planning???
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unearthlycat · 6 months
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jumping on this bandwagon i guess
#rain world
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🌀 trans-scension 🔁 goldenjetfish
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[Image: Navigation directions for a road with a roundabout. An alternate route goes directly through the roundabout. It is labeled "if you;re not a coward ;)"]
got this from my drone nav today
is my iterator fucking okay
👤 herecomestherainagain-deactivated1529700 Go home No Significant Harassment, you're drunk.
🪈 pipe--yard okay im like 99% sure this is fake but i just gotta highlight the audacity of saying "go home" to the guy whose house youre literally driving on top of
🪈 pipe--yard edit: IT'S REAL??!?!
wild-flower-ride-deactivated1532056 void and saints below yall really live like this
📿 guardianknittingneedles-deactivated1534459 Happy one solar-cycle anniversary to the drunk No Significant Harassment post
🪱 cutest-lil-pipe-beast Follow i've only seen this post in screenshots and i still can't believe it's real
🟩 nsh-heritage-posts Certified No Significant Harassment Heritage Post
#rule of laughter #happy 7 sol-cycle anniversary to the drunk nsh post everyone #tumbling stones heritage posts
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☁️ fourteenblueclouds
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[image description: Two painterly images of the sky, as viewed from a Metropolis balcony on Five Pebbles during a dry spell. The first shows the sky, uninterrupted save for the spires of distant communications towers. The other, a single figure leaned over the railing of a balcony, looking out over the cityscape.]
the summers up on pebbles were always the worst, but as the end approaches i'm coming to miss them
#original art #artists of tumbling stones #my artwork #painting
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🗡️ nine-sharp-stones it really feels like everyone is ascending these days. this place is a ghost town. i just wish i could join them but i know i'll never be enough. there's too much of me. if i go it'll twist me into something i don't want to be. and all i can do is be afraid.
i miss my parents. i miss everyone. my best friend ascended last cycle. we couldn't be friends anymore because i was "holding them back".
i just wish i could have gone with them.
#vent #do not reblog #delete later
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🌀 trans-scension 🔁 halo-of-seven-suns
⛆ raindeerstampede-deactivated1534012 It still gets me every time that even living up here with an abundance of water, we choose to maintain a system of pipes to ensure access to it.
I have to pay a water bill.
It rains so hard every night my balcony has a hands-breadth of standing water when the shields unroll in the morning.
Does nobody see the contradiction here?
🪻 metropolitanghost Follow op have you ever heard of a drainage system
do you like. realize how nasy that water gets
and you want to DRINK it?
🧃 five-pebbsi-official Follow Why drink rainwater when you could be drinking Five Pebbsi, the official drink of the Five Pebbles Metropolitan Zone?
[five-pebbsi-advertisement.jpg]
Quench your thirst and contract 0 intestinal parasites! None!
🪈 pipe--yard
#wow thanks five pebbsi official brand account that doesn't sound suspicious at all
#thank you five pebbles official you sound very trustworthy #i am sure your drink contains nothing else that would be of concern
#what an incredibly trustable source! i am sure if i perform a search query for five pebbsi i will definitely not find anything concerning on the ingredient list!
🖸 pleading-intellects-hot-robot-bod
#it has WHAT IN IT
i would like to wish everyone finding out about the ingredients of five pebbsi from this post my Deepest Condolences but also, Rest In Pieces
#rule of laughter
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🪨 one-cup-of-pebbles 🔁 memes-to-make-you-ascend
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[screencap: a greyscale photo of a cup of gravel tea, with two twigs artfully arranged on a plate. Caption reads, "Working on denying the fourth urge this week! #fourthurge #gluttony #graveltea #dietarypurge #releasethe4"]
these guys have got to be stopped
#i am losing my mind over this
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💬 wondering-ottoman 🔁 leviafantastic
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[Image: a shiny chitinous box containing unidentifiable bluish-white mush.]
living block just got the new ration shipment today. what the [2].
🌘 lingeringluna this is what they feed the iterator technicians i think
👤 beyondthewinds-deactivated1528045 Technical side of Tumbling Stones, can you confirm?
🧮 sixgrains-official Follow yes i am a real iterator technician and i eat this every day,, for my lunch and for dinner i eat neuron flies. hope this helps
👤 beyondthewinds-deactivated1528045 Thank you, definitely official account of famous iterator architect Six Grains of Gravel, Mountains Abound
#this is an old and humorously meant post i know but… #but no really what?! #i knew it was bad for the stragglers but i had no idea… #at least once we all ascend it'll be a bygone worry i suppose… #tw gluttony
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🌀 trans-scension 🔁 halo-of-seven-suns
⛓️ atopthespires becoming an iterator technician with high ambitions but i'm incredibly clumsy, introduced to them on the first day of the job and i am simply so charming they cannot help but fall in love with me for "research purposes" and i become their specialist little technician attending their every whim despite being the least qualified individual to do so <3
⛓️ atopthespires some of you are very confused what i mean by this, so let me make it clear: i want to [U.] the iterator
⛓️ atopthespires
#op do you understand that the puppet is just a simulacrum of a body? #they are much vaster than your reproduction-addled mind can concieve of i promise you that
the simulacrum being puppeted by a vast inconcievable machine is part of the appeal. whats not clicking
⛓️ atopthespires
#you realize the councils would literally throw you into the void fluid vats for that right #if you don't get excommunicated first
might i introduce you to this Wondrous New Skill called: lying
#rule of laughter #heresy tw #not safe for worshippers
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shysideho · 6 months
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Birdblr be like
🦜BigFeatherPapa
Hi feathered friends! im FTM bird of paradise, can anyone give me some pointers on my mating dance?
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🦚LateNiteEarlyBirdie
Is Margret from Regular Show good trans representation?
🪶TweetTweettDoodilyDoo
Shes neutral but Mordecai is the worlds worst chaser.
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🐦‍⬛PengPop4LIFE
I think i have corvid
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🦃Juicy-thighs
If youre attracted to ostriches and have a muscle mommy kink, youre blocked. I dont need to explain myself.
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🦢SwanJohnSilvers
ONE BILLION WORMS 🪱 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱
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library-whale · 7 months
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🦑 veronika Follow
Computer show me the “big one”
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🐙 hiroooo Follow
a dot matrix printer slowly but surely starts producing a crude representation of a cohozuna
(a parody of this interaction)
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cartoonscientist · 1 year
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bonecrusherbby ✅🔪🐊 Follow
smh @ these tumblr ppl who want an evil bf/gf but then get offended when they steal organs or destroy a grocery store or smth, it’s honestly ableist as fuck how you fetishize evilness and villainy but expect your partner to conform to societal expectations of “good” behavior
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silly-web-posting · 6 months
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🎭 jesters-silliness Follow
Is it just me or why he looks CUTE than HOT then-
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🟣 whattheduckisthis Follow
Okay but which boy you were referring to?
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🎭 jesters-silliness Follow
Head empty, only Chaco remains.
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roll-for-twig · 1 year
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One of our players @hhawkeyepierce (Weslan) has started making fake Tumblr posts for our imaginary fandom! I'm compiling them here because I am absolutely delighted and I am obsessed with them!! Will add as created
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vampire-bat-boy · 5 months
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Okay but what if our ancestors lied to us, like come on, how bad can garlic be? I will conduct an experiment brb I'll keep you guys updated
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Hopital
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rabbitsociety · 5 months
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how fuckd up would it be if rabbits had tumblr….
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🐇 raspberryberet2 Follow
i cant believe leporidae on this site dont know how to courtship correctly. an anon just asked me why their relationship isnt working even though he only chased her for 5 minutes. any buck thats worth it would at LEAST have the energy to run for 7 hours!
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🌨️ chilledoutlop Follow
haters are mad my snow coat grew out better than theirs! cant help it if im surviving this winter!
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🌷jarjarbinkies111 Follow
my hungry ass could never live next to a gardener…
#tunnelr is sooo easy
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🌵 curious-hare Follow
met this girl online and turns out she wasnt a ‘doe’ she was a DOE. a deer. we both met near the canyon lakes and guess who almost got trampled!! fml
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🥀 blanc-de-thoto Follow
i want Benedict Cucumberpatch to sign my dewlap SO BAD!!!
🔁 blanc-de-thoto
is this really how i talked back in 2011
#why was i like that
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🥀 blanc-de-thoto Follow
omhg i NEED him sooo bad.. he could fix me in every single way
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#freaking out rn #writing a new chapter for that angst fic about his family btw!!
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🍄 lucky7tail Follow
what would happen if i tried to chase the hunters dogs instead of them chasing me..
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hopital.
#not the gotcha i thought it was
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🎡 schlitz-playhouse-of-stars Follow Mar 22, 1954
Back in 1951 I told my draft board I was a homosexual communist so I wouldn't be sent to Korea except now I'm not so sure I was lying lmao
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🎡 schlitz-playhouse-of-stars Follow Mar 22, 1954
Looks like I'm joining the war on communism and perversion on the side of communism and perversion
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🎡 schlitz-playhouse-of-stars Follow Mar 23, 1954
I've been blacklisted
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🧶 herockonmyhudsonuntili Follow Apr 7, 1954
got another one fellas
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🥔 the-famous-eccles May 12, 1954
can't believe i just saw princess margaret x peter townsend rpf on my dash with my own two eyes
#you know who you are
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📖 photoplays 🔁 bebopappreciator May 12, 1954
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👔 johnny-dollars-expense-account-reviewer Follow Mar 29, 1954
honestly dni if you support the boycotting of salt of the earth by movie theaters i'm not even kidding
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🌎 mccarthyismofficial Follow Apr 2, 1954
This just in: Tumblr thinks communist and un-American propaganda is good now
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👔 johnny-dollars-expense-account-reviewer Follow Apr 2, 1954
Say it ain't so
#this is the communism and un-american activities website
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✒ lesbianeffieperine 🔁 haysoffice Follow May 12, 1954
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✒ lesbianeffieperine May 9, 1954
If these shitty rollers fall out again tonight istg
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🎞 haysoffice Follow May 12, 1954
Profanity
Blasphemy
VERDICT: POST NOT APPROVED
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✒ lesbianeffieperine May 12, 1954
excuse me
#what the fuck
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🎷 bebopappreciator May 12, 1954
here's how adlai can still win
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horse-head-farms · 4 months
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🪼slime-kisser Follow
all these posts like “don’t shop at boatem they support cannibalism” “the evil empire is a crypto scam” “don’t buy at octagon they’re trying to destroy the fabric of the universe” where the FUCK else am I supposed to shop????
🐠xbcrafted Follow
may i recommend horse head farms? we sell a variety items for agreeable prices and have alternate payment plans which mean you don’t have to spend a single diamond! you can find us via the nether hub <3
🪲yeswingsforlife Follow
do NOT shop at Horse Head Farms! Their items are incredibly overpriced (you can find grass, logs, etc for better prices) and this “alternative payment scheme” is actually signing an IOU. If you don’t know what that is, IOU stands for “I Owe You” and is a legal document that, when possessed, someone can force you to do anything. Literally anything. LegalKnight does a great video going into detail about it. According to this article, Horse Head Farms have just invested in building an auction house, possibly to sell off the IOUs they’ve acquired, so scummy CEOs could force you to work at their companies. Not to mention, their owners are incredibly sketchy, xBCrafted regularly tweets conspiracy theories and Hypnotizd invests in crypto
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youre wrong actually, i have had nothing but brilliant service at Horse Head Farms. IOUs arent sketchy theyre normal pieces of paper. #shoptoday
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… you’re literally one of the owners
🐸cottagecoreliving Follow
to answer the original question, here’s a list of more reputable businesses that you can support instead!
Tays Trees
HIVE-DR8
Joe Hills’ Flower Stalls
Big Eyes
🥚dragon-tegg Follow
hey not to derail this post or anything but is anyone going to mention how OP literally fetishises slime hybrids???
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🌃elytramoments Follow
hate when i crashland in the lava biome
🐶renrobert Follow
you mean the nether
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i do not
#i think it’s a national park or something #idk its like this for miles #its near boatem
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👁️big-eyes Follow
This weekend at Big Eyes we are having a #SALE of up to 99% OFF! EVERY item has a discount! Don’t waste your diamonds, shop at Big Eyes!
😍sexy-papa-k Follow
sweetfaces! we are going into debt! please buy ❤️❤️💕❤️🍆😭😭😭❤️ -papa k
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kerlais why woudl you reblog on that account
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we need all the reach we can get bubbles! ❤️😝❤️❤️🍆💕 -papa k
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lucretiaadventurezone · 5 months
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TAZ Balance Dashboard Simulator
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💪 bagnus-murnsides
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💪 bagnus-murnsides
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happy rise and grind reclaimers wednesday monday
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✨ you-know-from-tv Follow
its literally friday ?
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🔥 lup-da-lup Follow
HAPPY RISE AND GRIND RECLAIMERS WEDNESDAY MONDAY FRIDAY
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👖 lactosewarrior5000 Follow
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#the additions are KILLING ME #laugh rule #tumblr days of the week #scheduled
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📔 sheesh-creesh
[REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]
#bureau business #inoculated #txt
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🔎 ango-mcdango
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🌱 merlehighchurch1
give me that username lup. stop impersonating me
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🌱 merlehighchurch Follow
no
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🍵 potion-master-69
CALLOUT FOR GARFIELD THE DEALS WARLOCK
so im not trying to start anything, but it has to be said. garfield has been collecting blood from various people and using it for nefarious purposes, as well as just kind of being a dick.
receipts under the readmore vv
Keep Reading
#callout #gore tw #lilian don’t look
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🔎 ango-mcdango
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👁️ hungry-hungry-hunger-deactivated20170817 Follow
Life is meaningless and nothing matters. Everything sucks and we should all just give in. Submit to the Hunger.
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🌱 merlehighchurch1
this is exactly what ligma was saying a few years ago
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👁️ hungry-hungry-hunger-deactivated20170817 Follow
What is Ligma? Some minor god you think will save you when your plane is consumed?
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🌱 merlehighchurch1
LIGMA BALLS OHHHHHHHH
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✨ you-know-from-tv Follow
ohmygod you killed him
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🍑 juicy-wizard-official
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🚀 cap-n-port Follow
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A picture of the moon I took with my new camera! If you look really closely, you can see the B.O.B. on the left side.
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🌱 merlehighchurch1
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🚀 cap-n-port Follow
You can't do that here
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🌱 merlehighchurch1
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🌱 merlehighchurch Follow
hey guys! it's me, merle hightower highchurch. just wanted to come on here and say that i'm a total loser and lup is the coolest bitch alive
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🌱 merlehighchurch1
STOP
#this is elder abuse
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💀 reaper-kravitz-official
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#my coworkers are driving me CRAZY rn #what do you mean it was 'just a little bit' of necromancy #WE ARE LITERALLY REAPERS LIKE HELLO #and now rq will be pissed at me. great #vent #do not rb
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🕸️ krav-dementia-raven-way
i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up i fu
#ohhhhh my god accidentally posted on the wrong blog #i didn't realize until BOTH of my coworkers had seen it fuck me #i am dating one of their brothers as well so #dreading our next work meeting and my date plans tonight
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🌈 lucretiaadventurezone
i need to pick up taako by the scruff of his neck and shake him around
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morgangalaxy43 · 6 months
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Tumblr holidays and Tumblr lore are really awesome because they feel like really weird inside jokes between a bunch of people
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abovobee · 2 years
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I hung out with those weirdos the other night and I TOOK A PICTURE OF A GHOST???
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