cartoonscientist

[cartoonscientist]

ragdoll and junior are so fucking tragically funny from a psychological perspective because like… okay, simultaneously hating and worshipping your abusive father and continuously vying for his validation even though you don’t want to interact with him is a common dynamic that a lot of people can relate to. no matter what kind of person he is, he’s your dad, he raised you, you’re psychologically conditioned to strive for his approval and your mind was literally molded after his.

now imagine that this is the goddamn batman universe and your abusive father was also an unhinged toy-themed silver age villain and the thing he wanted you to be good at was murder and various crimes and it gave you a lifelong complex about dressing like a clown and wearing mickey mouse gloves

#secret six #ragdoll #peter merkel jr #tw abuse #tw trauma

[cartoonscientist]

some dude: my wife is taking a girls' trip with her best friend so my house is gonna be free on monday if anyone wants to try making opium with me

his friend who is poisoned by reddit: BRO SHE'S GONNA CHEAT ON YOU

his friend who is poisoned by toxic yuri: THEY ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE

#shitpost #cw murder #reddit #toxic yuri #cw drugs

[cartoonscientist]

I really hate the sexualization of gynomorphic nudity mainly because I have no problems with being naked/shirtless in general and I resent other people for being weird about it and making me put on clothes just to get the mail

[cartoonscientist]

so I googled “treadmill theatre” and apparently they’re a thing and there’s even a place where you can run/walk on a track while you watch the movie?? now I’m thinking of which movies would be the most fun to run around during. like definitely the first Pirates of the Caribbean

I assume anyone who watches a 2hr+ movie in the theatre is in some kind of altered state, like no judgement because I’m here on drugs watching it too, but how else do you sit down for that long

like they need to either do intermissions or make movie theatres with treadmills and exercise bikes next to the seats so you can switch off

#self reblog

[cartoonscientist]

I assume anyone who watches a 2hr+ movie in the theatre is in some kind of altered state, like no judgement because I’m here on drugs watching it too, but how else do you sit down for that long

like they need to either do intermissions or make movie theatres with treadmills and exercise bikes next to the seats so you can switch off

#cw drugs

[cartoonscientist]

schizo attention span math says it’s less of a time commitment to read a full length novel than watch a 90 minute movie

#actually schizophrenic #reclaimed s slur

[cartoonscientist]

[2020s ragdoll voice] you must forgive my sister, she’s extensively traumatized and copes through her hyperfixation on ultraviolence

#alex merkel #peter merkel jr #shitpost #secret six

[cartoonscientist]

me in my dream world about to uncover the Secret: okay, this is it, time to face the dark truth that haunts the edges of my reality with a constant sense of dread and guilt, which we both know is the fact that I’ve been running a long con for over two decades where I faked all my illnesses and tricked even myself by blocking out the memories of my plans so I could believe I was special

me two seconds later, flying through the air like Charlie Brown: IT’S SEXUAL TRAUMA, IT’S SEXUAL TRAUMA EVERY FUCKING TIME

#why do I never learn #the old sexual trauma in a can of peanuts prank #trauma #tw sa #shitpost #ok to reblog #dark comedy

[cartoonscientist]

the schizophrenic urge to open The Door just so you can really be sure that you aren’t faking and you didn’t manufacture false memories of your symptoms, you’ll take one step down the staircase, look around, and turn back and close it and never look back

#actually schizophrenic #tw psychosis

[cartoonscientist]

also while I’m on the subject of diet culture: people demonize juice way too much!! like yes it has more sugar than water and less fiber than fruit, but there’s a reason cold pressed juice is a trend now; (especially unpasteurized) juice is really useful as a liquid snack to keep your blood sugar up and deliver a vitamin boost when you’re doing other activities and don’t feel like taking time to sit down and eat

#cw food #cw diet culture

[cartoonscientist]

honestly I should have known it was #over for nutrition when magazines in the 2000s started harping on how “just because food is natural and homemade doesn’t make it healthy!!”

I have a tinfoil hat conspiracy that most Americans are lacking essential nutrients in their diet due to combination of processed food monopolies displacing complex fats and sugars + fiber and diet culture encouraging people to cut calories wherever they can, literally saying a diet coke is healthier than a banana because it’s lower in calories, which makes people feel super tired and depressed all the time and also end up overeating on side dishes/snacks like chips and feeling really bad about it so they eat less the next few days and it just cements the cycle of removing nutrient-dense food (which could be anything from a cheeseburger to a salad, just anything made of actual food) from the diet

#self reblog #cw food #cw diet culture #cw disordered eating

[cartoonscientist]

I have a tinfoil hat conspiracy that most Americans are lacking essential nutrients in their diet due to combination of processed food monopolies displacing complex fats and sugars + fiber and diet culture encouraging people to cut calories wherever they can, literally saying a diet coke is healthier than a banana because it’s lower in calories, which makes people feel super tired and depressed all the time and also end up overeating on side dishes/snacks like chips and feeling really bad about it so they eat less the next few days and it just cements the cycle of removing nutrient-dense food (which could be anything from a cheeseburger to a salad, just anything made of actual food) from the diet

#cw diet culture #cw food #cw disordered eating

[cartoonscientist]

Ragdoll is willing to commit homicide in order to secure his position as the quirkiest and most fuckable person at Discount Fabrics

#shitpost #nsfw text #peter merkel jr #cw murder

[cartoonscientist]

isn’t this the plot of megamind

#i think also in dc the joker delivered a baby in arkham asylum and it grew up there??? #that’s incredibly negligent on the part of the state if true

[cartoonscientist]

#train tracks #sunset #suburbcore #pink #suburbia #my photography #photography

[cartoonscientist]

#vaguecore #photography #officecore #faxcore #storecore #my photography #interior #ceiling

[cartoonscientist]

#overpass #photography #suburbcore #vaguecore #infrastructurecore #my photography