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toulouse-lautrec farcille 🕯

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I had a dream there was a meme going around that was like "when youre the tall friend" and had the pink cat from garfield edited in.

Looked like this.

#Mine #Dreams #Meme #Garfield

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English added by me :)

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I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

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levelheaded normalday preppers have been stockpiling sensible amounts of coffee and frozen meals for when the world is the same as it usually is

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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i love when polls are like

#Mine #Polls #Poll

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#Cow

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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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i love putting a little :) on the end of my emails when i need a fast reply. Its like a flirty little wink to get what you want but in a professional email kinda way

#Mine #Yesterday i got an email back within 2 hours from a sector that usually takes days to reply #Big win

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not now honey daddy's unleashing his beam attack

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Woah that's crazy -me, being genuine, whilst born in 1999

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

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