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101 ways to kill Barney Calhoun
I ended up making this list by going through multiple servers and people so here cuz I found it in my phone notes
Anyway the brilliant minds of the half-life fandom
1.) Waited pressure plate with tnt under it
2.) im going to leave mines under his mattress
3.) i’m setting a rake on his floor so he steps on it and whacks his face
4.) I'm giving him a bomb disguised as a cigar
5.) barney death 3: he ate what elvis presley ate….
6.) I would kill Barney Calhoun by slapping him so hard on the ass that it gives him cardiac arrest
7.) I drop him onto a pit of venomous snakes
8.) Im going to give Barney a beer but instead of beer it will be filled with deadly neurotoxin
9.) “now gordon, ive been keepin an eye out on this combine hideout for a while. they seem to walk in a certain pattern when crossing over to the entrance, which makes me think theyve buried mines all over the place. now, ive memorized the pattern, so im just gonna sneak on over, and you follow my lead, alright? dont worry, i know exactly where all the mines are.” and then he explodes
10.) that one episode of sponge bob where he eats the exploding pie and explodes
11.) set up tripwire then he falls into a tiger pit
12.) I type kill npc_barney into console
13.) slap the boobies off his chest so hard them fly around the world and hit the side of his head like water balloons
14.) i could marry him and slowly feed him mercury over a span for 3 years until he dies of mercury poisoning
15.) He tries to become a wwe wrestler but gets killed in a freak accident mid match
16.) I would kill him by making him a pizza but it’s covered in big chunks of lead but it’s hidden in the sauce and it’s a Chicago style pizza
17.) bring him to a highway and kiss him so hard he gets knocked onto the road and gets ran over
18.) Peeling him apart by the dna strand and eating it like spaghetti
19.) barney gets trampled by a stampede of horses
20.) giving him under the counter off brand viagra
21.) put him in a washing machine and turn it on
22.) shark attack
23.) pit of sharks
24.) barney gets criticized so badly he dies
25.) barney sits in an uncomfortable chair for too long
26.) He gets his arm caught in a bear trap w a beer used as a lure
27.) HE BECOMES THE CAT THAT TRAUMATIZED HIM. HE….YKNOW…..
28.) he gets stuck in a swimming pool like hes in the sims and dies from getting exhausted and drowning
29.) barney roasting marshmallows but his stick ignites into flames and he burns to death
30.) ATTACH SO MANY BALLOONS TO BARNEY HE FLOATS AWAY INTO THE SKY NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN
31.) barney gets rejected by gordon and he gets so sad his body shuts down
32.) I kiss him so tenderly on the lips that he melts into a puddle and dies
33.) i throw him in to a volcano so that he melt into a puddle and dies
34.) "I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives…I’ll smash it with a hammer!"
35.) stick a bottle of beer into his throat, the whole bottle
36.) give Barney Calhoun a beer can full of poison
37.) hang a piano over the toilet and wait
38.) i think barney should have his spine ripped out through his mouth
39.) he goes to a bar and tries flirting with the bartender and the bartender takes out a shotgun and kills him on the spot
40.) punch him so hard in the penis that he shatters like a brittle glass
41.) bite him in half
42.) I'm grinding him in a giant shredder
43.) bro took a bath in hot mac 'n cheese
44.) i put him ina giant caldron full of water and i begin boiling him down to gelatin and broth
45.) barney accompanies the crew to the borealis and he steps over thin ice and gets dunked into the below zero water and freezes to death
46.) barney calhoun gets carried away by a tornado
47.) took barney on a vacation to Hawai’i and pushed him into a volcano
48.) He dies and he's never mentioned again and nobody cares
49.) died of tummy ache
50.) Stepped on by a strider
51.) shrinked until he disappeared completely
52.) blasted into the sun
53.) Stab him with 300 pencils made with real lead
54.) slip and falls and dies
55.) put him into a Minecraft furnace
56.) Barney ignores the wet floor sign and slips and cracks his head
57.) while swimming in the swimming pool he swims to fast and smashes his face against the pool's wall
58.) he gets a concussion and drowns
59.) i want to put him through a lunchmeat slicer
60.) He falls off a dumb huge cliff
61.) he lives his life to the fullest and at his deathbed at age 93, June 29th, 6:12 am he passes away
62.) he eats a burgie with too much grease and gets a heart attack
63.) testicular cancer
64.) He should get sucked into a fan while trying to fix it at Black Mesa and literally no one comes looking for him
65.) The Pita Bread Room
66.) slipped on a Banana peel
67.) ran over by a crap ton of shopping carts rolling down the hill
68.) barney overheats in a fursuit
69.) he has sex so bad that he dies
70.) Barney dies because i fucking kill him with a shovel 🖕
71.) barney eats the gas station sushi
72.) barney faints via twirling around and holding his hand in front of his forehead, and then slowly lying down with a flower in his hands to indicate death
73.) When they turn off the suppression fields he just blows up
74.) barney gets crushed by a giant boulder thats all i got son
75.) barney goes to the beach that makes you old
76.) His head spontaneously combusts and pops like corn
77.) erectile dysfunction
78.) we should also have him get carbon monoxide poisoning
79.) barney gets gaussian blurred into nothingness
80.) he eats 20 year old expired mcdonalds burger and contracts the worst case of food poisoning youve ever seen
81.) Have we done tying him to a train track like a damsel
82.) he dies in a glue trap
83.) barney develops lactose intolerance over the years of combine occupation and he drink milk and then dies from shitting hinself to death
84.) he should chocke on his favourite food
85.) barney gets lead poisoning from a 1990s garfield glass mug
86.) he chokes on plastic
87.) barney gets thrown throw a glass window from a 15 story building
88.) gordon gives barney a wedgie so bad that he splits in half and dies
89.) gordon and barney divorce and barney dies from heartbreak
90.) alyx and gordon have enough of barney’s snoring so they smother him in his sleep with a pillow
91.) he trips while walking with gordon and impales himself on gordons crowbar face
92.) if he were the size of an ant he'd be ok instead he blows up like a watermelon and his remains are fed to lamarr by a very delighted kleiner. he fucking hated barney
93.) dog roughhouses with barney and accidentally obliterates his spinal cord
94.) barney gets poisoned to death by his own chumtoad
95.) coats him in eggs and flour and fries him
96.) snatched by a hawk and eten alive
97.) barney gets to participate in a danganronpa killing game and gets executed
98.) barney opens the love-letter-for-you.txt.vbs file and it kills him
99.) elaborate rube goldberg machine to drop an anvil on barney
100.) barney dies in an Iron Maiden
101.) we should put barney under those old timey stone tablets meant to squish and torture people and make them talk
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Polls list for the 80's music tourney
Round One
1. Walk This Way vs. Maniac
2. In The Air Tonight vs. Private Dancer
3. How Soon Is Now? vs. Never Ending Story
4. Just Like Heaven vs. Never Gonna Give You Up
5. Birthday vs. Holy Diver
6. With Or Without You vs. Fuck Tha Police
7. Karma Chameleon vs. Radio Ga Ga
8. Gold vs. Falling
9. Dancing In The Dark vs. Just A Friend
10. You Got It (The Right Stuff) vs. Ashes To Ashes
11. Eighties vs. Dear God
12. Hungry Like The Wolf vs. Jump
13. Love is a Battlefield vs. Once In A Lifetime
14. Rock The Casbah vs. Fast Car
15. Take On Me vs. You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)
16. 99 Luftballons vs. Nasty
17. Under The Milky Way vs. Ghost Town
18. Invisible Touch vs. One
19. Ghostbusters vs. Cloudbusting
20. John The Fisherman vs. Livin on a Prayer
21. Eye Of The Tiger vs. Head Like A Hole
22. You’re The Voice vs. Ace of Spades
23. Come On Eileen vs. Wrathchild
24. Beat It vs. Chariots of Fire
25. Walk Like An Egyptian vs. Personal Jesus
26. Money For Nothing vs. It’s The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
27. We Didn’t Start The Fire vs. Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of These)
28. Never Tear Us Apart vs. Back In Black
29. Paradise City vs. Dead Man’s Party
30. Fight For Your Right vs. Whip It
31. Who Can It Be Now? Vs. Rebel Yell
32. Smooth Operator vs. Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
33. Free Fallin’ vs Sledgehammer
34. Blue Monday vs. Blister In The Sun
35. Mickey vs. Everybody Wants To Rule The World
36. Call Me vs. Don’t You Want Me
37. Holding Out For A Hero vs. I Wanna Dance With Somebody
38. Can I Kick It? vs. Peace Sells
39. Raspberry Beret vs. Where Is My Mind?
40. Breaking The Law vs. Kickstart My Heart
41. I Melt With You vs. Epic
42. The Killing Moon vs. Cities In Dust
43. Teen Age Riot vs. Pour Some Sugar On Me
44. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun vs. Raining Blood
45. Don’t You (Forget About Me) vs. Push It
46. We Built This City vs. Relax
47. I Wanna Be Adored vs. Kokomo
48. Libertango (I've Seen That Face Before) vs. Dare To Be Stupid
49. Hip To Be Square vs. Every Breath You Take
50. Africa vs. Love Shack
51. Faith vs. Plastic Love
52. The Look vs. Self-Control
53. It’s Raining Men vs. Flashdance…What A Feeling
54. 9 To 5 vs. She Drives Me Crazy
55. This Corrosion vs. Nazi Punks Fuck Off
56. Valerie vs. Our House
57. Owner of A Lonely Heart vs. Heaven Is A Place On Earth
58. Like A Virgin vs. I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)
59. Ahora Te Puedes Marchar vs. I’m Coming Out
60. Out Of Touch vs. Sunglasses At Night
61. West End Girls vs. Every Little Step
62. Scarface vs. Simply Irresistible
Bonus Round 1
Bonus Round 2
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Live Tweets zu Tatort Saarbrücken
"Das fleißige Lieschen"
1. Was bitte war denn schon die erste Szene mit denen hallo?! 😩
2. Kann man die zwei eigentlich als Grumpy x Sunshine bezeichnen?
3. Was soll ich sagen... Ich habe Leo und Adam schon geshippt, da habe ich hier nur Gifs auf Tumblr gesehen. Schön, das jetzt mal im Zusammenhang zu sehen😅
4. Adam braucht echt eine andere Frisur 😂
5. Warum ist es immer das traurigste, wenn ein Tier stirbt😭
"Der Herr des Waldes"
6. Adam hat eine sehr... schöne... Haarfarbe
7. Ich kenn ja den Lehrplan im Saarland nicht, aber Philosophie? In der 11. Klasse? Mein Beileid.
8. 15 Jahre sind vergangen und vielleicht hat Adam ne Therapie gemacht, wundert mich trotzdem, dass er nicht weniger posttraumatische Begleiterscheinungen hat, bei dem Vater.
"Das Herz der Schlange"
9. Adam war das auf keinen Fall!
10. Jaaaa, Umarmung 😍
11. Ähhh... Leo hat jetzt aber nicht mit Absicht Adams Position verraten oder?
12. Als Leo Adam aus dem Gefängnis abgeholt hat... Ey die sahen aus als küssen die sich gleich😩warum haben sie es nicht getan?
"Die Kälte der Erde"
13. Awww die ziehen zusammen😍😂
14. Also vom Plot her ist das die Folge, die mir bisher am wenigsten gefällt. Ich verstehe diese Kämpfe überhaupt nicht und dieser Remi ist ein super ekliges Arschloch. Und die Alina finde ich auch mega dumm.
15. "Ich kann aber besser schlafen, wenn ich weiß, dass dir nichts passiert."
"Schlaf gut Tiger" - "miau"
Okaaaaay, chillt mal, hört auf mit flirten macht weiter
16. "Ist das dein Partner? Ihr passt gut zusammen." Ich weigere mich da irgendetwas anderes rauszuhören als GAY
17. Sexy
18. Die ganze Konversation über den Mittelpunkt der Welt - "Deiner Welt vielleicht"
Died. Dead. Deceased.
19. Sorry aber "Wenn ihr ein Paar wärt, würde man sagen, ihr habt ne toxische Beziehung"...
Also meine Kollegen/Freunde bringen nie solche Vergleiche.
"Der Fluch des Geldes"
20. Ganz normal, dass man von seinem Bestie halluziniert, der einen warnt und gleichzeitig Tipps gibt.
21. Warum sind diese 4 Wichser eigentlich "Freunde"? Die toxischsten Beziehungen, die ich je gesehen habe.
22. Fuck, das "Yes, Sir" war mega sexy.
23. Ich glaube Plotmäßig stelle ich FdG und KdE gleich. Meh.
24. I love the smirk™
25. I need mooore
Fazit
Ich hoffe, es kommt mehr Leo x Adam. Wenn nicht sind SR/ARD/wer auch immer das macht Feiglinge.
Werde das auf jeden Fall rewatchen.
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You can:
use either or both prompts as given
use either or both lists for prompts
use the name of either or both lists as a prompts
complete as many or few days as you want
write, draw, craft, or anything else!
There's no deadline and this is just for fun. I'll reblog this with links to the lists if you want to explore.
What's RainbowFic? We're a community of original fic writers on Dreamwidth using prompt lists named after colors (for a very VERY loose definition of color). Our lists range include song lyrics, quotes from books and tv, themed words, contrasts, and a whole lot more (we have over 400!)
Text version of the list under a readmore
Text version:
Day 1: Royal Purple #11 Further beyond / Iceberg #12 Snowman
Day 2: Lilac #25 Freesia / Opera Mauve #20 Curtain call
Day 3: Lavender's Blue #2 Mermaid / Periwinkle #14 Enamel heart pendant from a garage sale
Day 4: Caramel #8 Gummies / Vert #16 As the lord/lady asks
Day 5: Midnight #6 Furtive / Psychedelic Purple #15 I know I'll never be the same
Day 6: Lotus #19 Truthfulness / Ignition Yellow #10 There are some nights I wait for someone to save us
Day 7: Green Go #21 Rideshare / Gold #12 The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it
Day 8: City Street #4 Highway / Greenstick Fracture #9 I got the velocity and now all I need is the mass
Day 9: Paprika #8 We've got something kinda funny going on / Harvard Crimson #14 Library
Day 10: Danish Red #2 The Snow Queen / Amaranth #5 Stars
Day 11: Pull Me Over Red #1 Parking ticket / Daffodil #5 Flowers
Day 12: Fluorescent Pink #19 It doesn't matter who they are, I won't forgive anyone who tries to stand out more than me / Parrot Green #13 Call
Day 13: Crane White #18 Tell your daughters do not walk the streets alone tonight / Spirits of Saturn #15 Overgrowth
Day 14: Cherry #12 Grapes / Skylight #4 Smoking on the fire escape
Day 15: Calcite #4 Soft/Hard / Burgundy #2 Varietal
Day 16: Yellow Submarine #17 The long and winding road that leads to your door will never disappear / White Opal #2 Dream
Day 17: Tigers Eye #8 Eerie empty spaces / Moonlight #1 Liminal
Day 18: Baby Blue #4 Sling / Red Dress #5 You need to find a new solution, adaptation or retribution
Day 19: Gunmetal #14 Crossbow / English Violet #3 Since I cannot prove a lover, to entertain these fair well-spoken days, I am determined to prove a villain
Day 20: Heirloom Silver #2 Heirloom / Brown #5 Brown bagging
Day 21: Coomassie Blue #1 Repressor / Folly #14 Relax, I saw it on TV
Day 22: Fuzzy Wuzzy #3 Hugs /Alien Green #6 This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass
Day 23: Fawn #4 Cat / Grand Ink #20 With a mug of hot tea and some Vicodin in my bloodstream, I look up from my book to watch the bugs outside the windows
Day 24: Royal Blue #2 Queen / Spirit Purple #19 Screw the binary gender system
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Welcome to my Cartoon Blog!
Torra | she/her | 1992 | Autistic | Fan Artist & Author
Hello! If you’re reading this it means you’ve found my blog! Just a few things before we get started that you should know about me and what I do here.
I post about whatever cartoon is tickling my brain at the moment, and I flit between hyperfixations like I’m playing duck-duck-goose. Ed Edd n Eddy is the only fandom I have major projects in, but I partake in a lot of other fandoms too. So just know, if you follow me for one fandom, it’s bound to change.
I ramble a lot. I tend to voice my thoughts out loud randomly into the void that is tumblr just because I like to talk to whoever may be listening. If that’s not your thing, you may want to block the #torra rambles tag! Don’t worry, it won’t hurt my feelings. I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea and I want to do my best to make this blog enjoyable for all kinds of people.
My askbox is open, but I no longer take requests or answer head-canon related questions, but I’m happy to say hi. No Anons anymore, sorry.
If you’re just here for my art, I suggest looking for #torrasart. For any art I posted before February of 2024, I used #my art, #my doodles just FYI, but mass post editor was too confusing to change it, so I left it as is.
I try to be generally sfw, but I might still post/reblog suggestive text posts occasionally, tagged #suggestive, so minors beware...
I don’t want to have to block anybody but I will if I have to...
Please keep in mind that I have a full-time job that takes up a majority of my time and energy, but in spite of that I’m working as hard as I can to bring these projects to life. I also have pretty bad ADHD, which effects my ability to stay focused, but I’m trying. All I ask is for your patience and understanding. 💖
Ed Edd n Eddy Stuff
At the moment I have a few serious projects that I’m working on: My fan-comic, “In the Ed,” my fanfiction, “In the Sky of a Million Stars” and my most recent venture is just my unnamed Torra AU where I unleash my weird furry self-insert/OC into the cul-de-sac like a lunatic because I can’t make normal human OC’s.
IN THE ED
Horror AU, Supernatural Themes, Trigger Warning for blood and possible gore, Content Warning for language and violence.
"Nobody knew it existed. In fact this was the first time anyone had set eyes upon this hilltop manor for quite some time..." Four years after the events of the Big Picture Show, the Eds and friends find themselves in a brand new, death-defying adventure that's sure to shift the genres.
tags: #in the ed comic, #wip shot, #in the ed refs
This fan-comic is also on Ao3 for slightly easier readability!
Introduction Page!
CHAPTER 1: Peach Creek Manor
[1-5] [6-10] [11-15] [16-20] [21-25 (coming soon)]
IN THE SKY OF A MILLION STARS
Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Trigger Warning for Suicide Attempts, Content Warning for language and blood
Eddy has always been a man of many fears, but above all else, his greatest fear has always been the inevitability of growing up. Now, with adulthood staring him in the face, he just can’t take it. Why couldn’t things have stayed the way they were? AU where the BPS never happened, and Eddy struggles with the changes happening around and within him. Loosely based on the song "One More Light," by Linkin Park.
tags: #a million stars fic, #a million stars art
Follow it on Ao3 to get the latest updates!
Torra AU [not official name, and no banner image yet]
Comedy, OC, Content warning for language but overall trigger-safe, I think. Unless you have a fear of tigers
tags: #torra oc, #torra au, #torra and the eds
The Isaac Saga [no banner yet]
Comedy with some hurt/comfort themes.
A collection of comics and drawings about the cat I made for Double Dee named Isaac.
tags: #isaac the cat, #small things with great ed
Small Things with Great Ed Part 1
[pages 1-5] [6-10] [11-15]
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Various Gemstones
(Top left to bottom right: 1. Pink Agate 2. Desert Rose 3. Fossilized Coral 4. shark Tooth 5. Citrine Cluster 6. Quartz 7. Rose Quartz 8. Amethyst 9. Smoky Quartz 10. Obsidian 11. Citrine 12. Jade 13. Citrine Cluster 14. Quartz Cluster 15. Amethyst 16. Tiger’s Eye 17. Peridot 18. Bismuth 19. Blue Lace Agate Bead 20. Volcanic Rock 21. Crurithyris Fossil 22. Quartz 23. Jade 24/25. Quartz 26. Snowflake Obsidian 27. Quartz 28. Amethyst 29. Quartz 30/31. Citrine 32. Amethyst 33/34. Citrine 35/36. Quartz)
#gemstone#gemstones#rocks#goblincore#gem#shiny#crowcore#corvid#minerals#rose quartz#Jade#desert rose#fossils#witchblr#paganism#crystals#eclectic witch#crystal witch#geology
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You had 25 options to choose from, you picked your favourite ones and now, at long last, let me ask you ONE last time:
Presenting: The Great KinnPorsche Fashion Showdown (nobody asked for)
A few weeks ago, I made a poll about the best dressed KinnPorsche character. Tankhun won that one, followed by Vegas and Tay. Legitimate results - but the tags had some really interesting arguments for a bunch of different contenders. So why don't we take a closer look? Why don't we go through all the characters and their outfits one by one, choose the best one for each of them and repeat the initial poll at the end?
Sooo...that's exactly what we're doing right now.
*For the characters with more than 10 outfits - like Tankhun - I'm making multiple polls and put the best voted ones into a final one - hence the FINAL CONTENDERS poll you have right before you!
**I deciced to include a WILDCARD - an outift that didn't win any of the pre-selections but was most frequently mentioned in the tags.
Tankhun - Part 1 (CLOSED) | Part 2 (CLOSED) | Part 3 (CLOSED)
Vegas - Part 1 (CLOSED) | Part 2 (closes March 18th) | Part 3 (closes March 21st) I FINAL CONTENDERS (RED VELVET SHIRT*TM vs. ???) coming March 21st
Kim - Part 1 coming March 19th
You can find the links to all the polls (as I gradually post them) HERE (pinned on my profile).
LET'S GET VOTING! 🎉
#it's here#IT'S HERE#the first final contenders poll we're doing in#the great kinnporsche fashion showdown#are you excited???? because I surely am 🥳🥳🥳#do I have any idea what the result of this poll is going to be? no. absolutely not.#these options are giants against giants#but do I have a favourite among these four outfits? yes. yes I have. 👀#let's wait and see#and let's get voting!!!! 🎉#kinnporche the series#kinnporsche polls#kinnporsche outfits#kinnporsche fashion#kinnporsche costumes#tankhun theerapanyakul#in the queue you go
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As I was finishing up an expedition with my coleuge, Dr. Branston, she was endlessly gushing about the success of her textbook and research journal. It got the people interested in her works, and in dragons as a whole.
On her suggestion, I will begin my own work, on hopes it might generate the same interest in Merms. They're beautiful creatures, so diverse in shape and behaviors, such an alien intelligence behind their eyes. It is not fair the public writes them off as mindless monsters, or some kind of evil tempter. They are many things, but evil most certainly isn't one of them, not if my observations, and the observations of my fellow researchers, have anything to say about it.
For the reading public, I publish a chronical of my life's work, from my work in the Merm Rehabilitation and Rescue Center, to my ongoing work as a researcher into their behavior and environments.
1 - Catfish
2 - River Otter
3 - Betta Fish
4 - Manatee
5 - Freshwater Crocodile
6 - Piranha
7 - Axolotl
8 - Banded Lionfish
9 - Giant Manta Ray
10 - Moray Eel
11 - Blue Ringed Octopus
12 - Purple Sea Urchin
13 - Mantis Shrimp
14 - Leafy Sea Dragon
15 - Atlantic Spotted Dolphin
16 - Green Sea Turtle
17 - Tiger Shark
18 - Spotted Seal
19 - Blue Marlin
20 - Purple Compass Jellyfish
21 - Blue Whale
22 - Anglerfish
23 - Giant Spider Crab
24 - Nautilus
25 - Oarfish
26 - Firefly Squid
27 - Hagfish
28 - Coelacanth
29 - Nessie
30 - Kraken
31 - Leviathan
#my art#digital art#mermay#mermay 2023#prompt list#mermay prompt list#fantasy#worldbuilding#fantasy worldbuilding#merfolk#mermaid#siren
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1. tigers jaw - i saw water
2. blink 182 - shut up
3. escape the fate - ashley
4. jimmy eat world - if you don’t, don’t
5. afi - silver and cold
6. taking back sunday - bonus mosh part II
7. the breeders - do you love me now?
8. third eye blind - never let you go
9. sum 41 - 88
10. lil peep, meeting by chance - lose my mind
11. trophy eyes - blue eyed boy
12. santana, citizen cope - sideways
13. cocorosie - not for sale
14. real friends - sixteen
15. streetlight manifesto - a better place, a better time
16. the all american rejects - stab my back
17. slow joy - pressure
18. citizen - ring of chain
19. fall out boy - dead on arrival
20. interpol - obstacle 1
21. three legged fox - maybe i’m sorry
22. $uicideboy$ - not even ghosts are this empty
23. tegan and sara - back in your head
24. title fight - 27
25. sister hazel - all for you
26. post malone - enough is enough
#music#spotify#playlist#tigers jaw#blink 182#escape the fate#jimmy eat world#afi#taking back sunday#the breeders#third eye blind#sum 41#lil peep#trophy eyes#santana#citizen cope#cocorosie#real friends#streetlight manifesto#the all american rejects#slow joy#citizen#fall out boy#interpol#three legged fox#$uicideboy$#tegan and sara#title fight#sister hazel#post malone
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WHERE IS THE KINGDOM OF GOD?
16/11/2023, Thursday, Luke 17: 20-25
While nestled in the foothills of the Himalayas, as a student of philosophy in Salesian College, Sonada, Darjeeling, we had made a trip to Tiger Hill to have a glance of a beautiful, panoramic view of sun rise. By 6.20 am, it was time for the sun to surge past its confines, blushing out its rays to mesmerize the viewers. People waited with bated breath, and there was a terrific round of applause as the giant sphere made a spell-binding appearance. I could not take my eyes off as the sun sliced through the hills within minutes like a brilliant ball of fire. However, reflecting upon this magnificent and wonderful occasion, a thought tickled my brain. Did this sun appear from nowhere? Science says, the sun has been existing since 4.603 billion of years. But the beautiful panorama captivated my attention only when I climbed up the Tiger Hills.
As we seek to become attuned to Jesus, we need to ask first of all: What is the most important thing for him, the centre of his life, the cause he always pursued, his absolute priority? There can be only one answer: Jesus loves for the reign of God. For Jesus, only the kingdom of God is absolute and it makes everything else relatives.
What is central in Jesus’ life is not just God, but God with his plan for human history. He does not speak only of God, but of God and his reign of peace, compassion and justice. He seeks the Kingdom of God and his justice in its totality. When Jesus launched a movement of his followers to prolong his mission, he did not send them to organize a new religion but to proclaim and promote the reign of God. He seems to be asking for a new beginning, the beginning of new personality as His Father would look for. “You shall be holy, for I the Lord your God am holy” (Lev. 19:2.) That is how God’s reign is breaking into the world. (Cf. Jose A. Pagola., Jesus An Historical Approximation). The Kingdom of God can’t be visible unless we open our inner eyes and involve ourselves in it. We are asked play our part to establish the reign of God.
Do you think that the Kingdom of God will have a miraculous entry?
Do you sincerely look for the Kingdom of God?
What have you been doing to see the Kingdom of God?
PRAYER:
God my loving Father, thank you for this beautiful day. Thank you for sending your Son Jesus Christ into this world to establish the reign, kingdom of God where all your creatures live in peace, justice and compassion for each other. Bless us all that we may work along with Jesus to spread your kingdom through our good deeds in Jesus’ name, Amen!
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Hi, I hope this isn't a silly question, but is there a ref sheet for all the colors of Jewl with names? Unless they don't have names- I know it must be kind of a pain to think of names for every shade, haha. Thanks for your time. :)
We don't have a sheet for the names but a notepad document and I wish I could link it. Since I can't here are all the names of each swatch in the palette, in order.
Pastels:
1. Romantium / 2. Baconite III / 3. Phozonite II / 4. Obtanium
5. Simatanium I / 6. Punium I / 7. Socialite I / 8. Uranium I
9. Literalite I / 10. Flamingonium I / 11. Crytunium I / 12. Death Metal
JewlR:
1. Morganite / 2. Ruby / 3. Garnet / 4. Sunstone / 5. Carnelian
6. Hyacinth / 7. Citrine / 8. Topaz / 9. Amber / 10. Tashamrine
11. Peridot / 12. Bowenite / 13. Agate / 14. Emerald / 15. Tourmaline 16. Amazonite / 17. Jade / 18. Malachite / 19. Cyprine / 20. Sapphire 21. Lapis Lazuli / 22. Kyanite / 23. Tolite / 24. Tanzanite / 25. Sugilite 26. Alexandrite / 27. Amethyst / 28. Rubellite / 29. Rhodolite
30. Spinel / 31. Jasper / 32. Bronzite / 33. Tigers Eye / 34. Diamond 35. Quartz / 36. Alabaster / 37. Jet / 38. Obsidian / 39. Onyx
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/Contact information about my HPHP MC/
Full name: Ani Jatta Forst
Nickname: An, Nia (from her younger sister Shira), Pip (from Jacob)
Birth Date: May 25 1973
Age: 18
Gender: female
Blood status: Half-blood
Ethnicity: Half German, a quarter Armenian, a quarter Jewish
Nationality: British
/Appearance/
Height: 165 cm
Weight: 43 kg
Hair: long light brown wavy (used to be short light brown (1-3 years ))
Eyes: green
Skin: light with barely noticeable freckles
/Family/
Father
Full name: Emmerick «Rick» Rayner Forst
Birth Date: October 29 1939
Age: 51
Blood status: Half-blood
Ethnicity: German
House: Ravenclaw
Profession: Legislator of the International Magical Office of Law
Mother
Full name: Alte Fira Blau
Birth Date: July 30 1941
Age: 49
Blood status: Pureblood
Ethnicity: Half Jewish, Half Armenian
House: Ravenclaw:
Profession: Lawyer of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement
Sister
Full name: Shira Naira Forst
Birth Date: October 01 1975
Age: 15
Blood status: Half-blood
Ethnicity: Half German, a quarter Armenian, a quarter Jewish
House: Ravenclaw
/At Hogwarts/
House: Ravenclaw
Year: 7(studies a lot to pass the NEWTS)
Her first wand: Maple wood, unicorn hair core, 12 inches
Her second wand: Birch wood, dragon heartstring, 11 inches
Favorite Classes: Transfiguration, Care of the Magical Creatures, Charms, Potions
Not Favorite Classes: Herbology, Divination
Amortentia: Apple pie, wet grass, old books
Clubs: Sphinx and Hippogriff
Quidditch position: Chaser
Boggard: The destruction of everything she was working on
Patronus: Tiger
Animagus form: Abysinian cat
Pet's: Burmese cat Faith(from Jacob), toad Cassia and Crup puppy July(lived with her maternal grandparents)
/Relationship/
Best Friends: Rowan Khanna, Chiara Lobosca, Bill Weasley, Talbott Winger, Barnaby Lee, Charley Weasley, Diego Caplan
Friends: Penny Haywood, Ben Copper, Tulip Karasu, Nimphadora Tonks, Liz Tattle, Badeea Ali, Andre Egwu
Acquaintanceship: Aurélie Dumont, Jules Egwu, Celine Castillon, Skye Parkin, Orion Amari, Murphy McNully, Alanza Alves, Beatrice Haywood, Corey Hayden, Victor Ketsueki, Cedric Diggory, Fred and George Weasley
Rivals: Merula Snyde, Patricia Rakepic, «R» members
Love Interest: Jae Kim
/Non-NPS Friends/
@astie-hearts21 (Asteria Hearts)
/Interested Facts/
— Apart from English, she speaks German and Armenian Hebrew without any problems. She also knows a few words in French and Spanish
— She hate apple's, but love apple strudel
— Before the third year, Anie found Jacob's uniform tie at home. From that moment on, she ties her hair
— During life-threatening situations on the outside, she shows that she doesn't care, but inside she almost curses everyone because of whom she does it
— Peregrine is her maternal uncle and Jacob's biological father (as it turned out, her parents adopted their nephew)
/Fancast/
Anie Forst as Elizabeth Olsen
/Voice/
Kirsten Collins «Look What You Made Me Do»
youtube
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MASTERPOST
Bart Allen / Wisteria Turner
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AO3 version // Wattpad Version
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Story Summary: The Outsiders have faced their fair share of foes, those who rise only to quickly fizzle out, and those who stick around to remain a thorn in their side. Bart has some favorites to face and has some he would rather ignore - if he never sees Condiment King again, it will be too late. But none certainly caught his eye. Not amidst the costumes and diabolical, cheesy, world domination plots. At least until he gets the wind knocked out of him by his newest foe, The Tiger’s Daughter. But she isn’t what she seems, and between fighting her and figuring out a nickname for the criminal, Bart has to admit – he really is enjoying her company. Now if he can just ignore the feelings determined to take hold, he should be fine.
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Notes: Cringe is dead and this thing is gonna be 30 chapters. Here, take my OC, Wisteria, and Bart falling in love. It's cute, but some of it will hurt.
Any warnings for a chapter will be mentioned at the top of the chapter.
Based primarily on Young Justice, The Animated Series. Set a bit into the future. Not canon compliant, baby.
Chapters completed: 0/30
Additional posts/links & Chapter directory below the cut:
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Additional Links...
Meet the (Original) Characters!
FLFG Spotify Playlist
[TBA - Wisteria's real form! Released later]
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Chapters...
Chapter 1 (I) - The Deviants
Chapter 2 (II) - Impromptu Lunch Visits
Chapter 3 (III) - Murphy's Law
Chapter 4 (IV) - The Cat and the Canary
Chapter 5 (V) - Red Flags
Chapter 6 (VI) - "Thank You" Flowers
Chapter 7 (VII) - The Ways That I Adore
Chapter 8 (VIII) - Trust Me
Chapter 9 (IX) - Late Night Dates
Chapter 10 (X) - David and Goliath
Chapter 11 (XI) - Hollywood
Chapter 12 (XII) - Heat Waves
Chapter 13 (XIII) - The Tiger's Daughter
Chapter 14 (XIV) - Storm Chasers
Chapter 15 (XV) - Another Night
Chapter 16 (XVI) - Happier Now
Chapter 17 (XVII) - Divide and Conqure
Chapter 18 (XVIII) - A Different Breed
Chapter 19 (XIX) - Warning: Dangerous!
Chapter 20 (XX) - Stargazing
Chapter 21 (XXI) - Two Birds on a Wire
Chapter 22 (XXII) - Wildcats
Chapter 23 (XXIII) - Thunderstorms
Chapter 24 (XXIV) - White Noise
Chapter 25 (XXV) - Golden Fangs
Chapter 26 (XXVI) - Take a Hit
Chapter 27 (XXVII) - Cookouts
Chapter 28 (XXVIII) - Coming Clean
Chapter 29 (XXIX) - A Wild Heart
Chapter 30 (XXX) - Golden Hour
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This is a project I’ve been crafting for a while through my re-run of everything english dubbed Octonauts. A brand new A-Z list of EVERY SINGLE CREATURE THE OCTONAUTS HAVE EVER MET:
*Vegimalese*
What’s that Tunip, you and the Vegimals want to learn about even more creatures?
*Vegimalese*
Well, let’s go again!
The Octocomputer will show you all the creatures the Octonauts, and Octo Agents, have met, on both land and sea!
Cheepa Cheepa!
Anaconda 1
Albatross 2
Anemones 3
Angler Fish 4
Arapaima 5
Adele Penguins 6
Alligator 7
Amano Shrimp 8
Anteater 9
Arabian Camels 10
Armadillo 11
Bowhead Whale 12
Barracudas 13
Beluga Whales 14
Black Caiman 15
Blobfish 16
Blue Whale 17
Blue-head Wrasse… 18
Bottle Nose Dolphins 19
Bat 20
Baboons 21
Barnacle Goose 22
Bear 23
Black Giant Squirrel 24
Black Winged Stilt Bird 25
Blind Shrimp 26
Burmese Python 27
Brittle Stars 27
Bombardier Beetle 28 and
Bomber Worms 29
Capybara 30
Carrier Crab 31
Catfish 32
Conocono Crab 33
Conocono Crab?
Coconut Octopus! 34
Colossal Squid 35
Comb Tooth Blenny 36
Cone Snail 37
Cookie Cutter Shark 38
Cuttlefish 39
Convict Fish 40
Caiman 41
Caterpillar 42
Cave Fish 43
Cave Shrimp 44
Chameleon 45
Clam 45
Chinstrap Penguins 46
Chinese Mitten Crab 47
Christmas Tree Worms 48
Coelacanth 49
Coral Polyp 50
Coral Snake 51
Crawfish 52
Crocodile 53
Crow 54
Crown of Thorns Starfish 55
Dormice 56
Deer 57
Damselfish 58
Dogfish 59
Decorator Crab 60
Duck-Bill Platypus 61
Dwarf Lantern Shark 62
Eel 63
Electric Eel 64
Elephant 65 and Elephant Seal66
Elk 67
Egyptian Vulture 68
Emperor Penguin 69
Fiddler Crab 70
Frogfish 71
Fire Ants 72
Flamingoes 73
Flying Fish 74
Flying Fox 75
Fruit Bats 76
Giant Clam 77
Giant Comb Jelly 78
Giant Isopod 79
Giant Spider Crab 80
Giant Squid 81
Giant Grass Carp 82
Giant Pacific Octopus 83
Giant Panda 84
Giant Weta 85
Golden Coral 86
Golden Mole 87
Giraffe 88
Garden Eel 88
Gray Whale 89
Grey Reef Shark 90
Grouper 91
Guard Crab 92
Gull 93
Great White Shark 94
Gulper Eel 95
Hammerhead Shark 96
And Harbor Seal 97
(Inhale hoo inhale hoo)
Harlequin Duck 98
Harpy Eagle 99
Hippos 100
Hoatzin 101
Honey Badger 102
Hornbill 103
Hourglass Dolphins 104
Howler Monkeys 105
Hyenas 106
Hermit Crab 107
Humpback Whale 108
Humphead Parrotfish 109
(Slower) Humu-humu-nuku-nuku-a-pua-a! Haha! 110
Ice worms 111
Iguanas 112
Indochinese Tiger 113
Immortal Jellyfish, 114
Jellyfish 115
Jaguar 116
Jawfish, 117
Kangaroos 118
Kea Parrots 119
Kelp, Fish 120
Leatherback Sea-Turtle 121
Loggerhead Sea-Turtle 122
Lemon Shark 123
Longfin Eels 124
Leopard 125
Lions 126
Lion Fish 127
Lions Mane Jellyfish 128
Long Arm Squid… 129
Leafy Sea Dragon 130
Mangrove crabs 131
Mantis Shrimp 132
Martens 133
Microbe 134
Monarch Butterfly 135
Mound coral 136
Mountain Goats 137
Mud Skipper 138
Moray Eel 139
Mimic Octo-Pus! 140
Marine Iguanas 141
Manta Ray 142
Mana (Mana?) Mana (Mana?) pause. Manatee…! (Clears throat)3
Narwhal 144
Needlefish 145
Nile crocodile 146
Nile monitor lizards 147
Nine banded armadillo 148
Nutria 149
Okapis 150
Omuras whale 151
Orca 152
Oarfish 153
Octopus 154
Prowfish 155
Pelicans 156
Polar Bear 157
Pilot Fish 158
Parrotfish 159
Piranhas 160
Porcupine Puffer 161
Porcupine 162
Puffin 163
Pangolin 164
Pikas 165
Pin-tailed whydahs 166
Poison dart frog 167
Pygmy 3 toed sloths 168
Quino checkerspot butterflies 169
Queens-land-Lung-fish 170
RedRock Crabs 171
Reef Lobsters 172
Remipedes 173
Remora Fish 174
Rainbow blanket octopus 175
Rats 176
Raven 177
Red deer 178
Red eye tree frogs 179
Red fox 180
River Dolphin 181
Rock climbing gobies 182
Ruffed grouse 183
Sand grouse 184
Sand viper 185
Screaming piha 186
Seals 187
Sehuencas water frogs 188
Squid 188
Skinks 189
Skua bird 190
Skull Spiders 191
Snail 192
Spinner dolphins 193
Suckermouth catfish 194
Sun bear 195
Sunflower Star 195
Sunfish 196
Surfing Snail 197
Sailfish 198
Sardines 199
Salt-water croc-o-dile 200
Sea gulls 201
Sea squirts 202
Sea tulips 203
Sea Otter 204
Sea Pig 205
Sea Skater 206
Sea Snail 207
Sea Snake 208
Sea Sponge 209
Sea Urchin 210
Sea Horses 211
Siphonophore 212
Slime Eel 213
Snapping Shrimp 214
Sperm Whale 215
Spook Fish 216
Sea Star 217
Surgeon Fish 218
Swordfish 219
Shovel Nosed-Guitar Fish 220
Swell (sigh) Shark (sigh) 221
Snot Sea (panicked) Cucumber! 222
Tiger shark 223
Tokay Geko 224
Toucan 225
Tree frogs 226
Tree lobsters 227
Tree snails 228
Trout 229
Turtles 230
Tulum cave remipede 231
Tube Worms 232
Triggerfish 233
Tor-pedo Ray…! 234
U: You? Me? Me? You? V!
Vampire Squid 235
Vent Shrimp 236
Vole 237
Watchman goby 238
Water dikkops 239
Weasel 240
Wisent 241
Wolves 242
Wood louse 243
Wolf Eel 244
Whale Shark 245
Walrus 246
Water Bears 247
Weddell Seal 248
Whale Louse 249
White-Tip-Shark 250
X: Xylophone solo!
Yellow bellied sea snakes 251
Yeti Crab 252
Zebra 253
Zebra fish! 259
Dadadada!
#I’m having the Shellington moment at the end of the first official song where I realize ima have to edit this when season 5 gets English dub#MEOMI AND OCTONAUTS CREATORS:#do your musical thing pls and make this happen#if Keith wickam voiced this I would simply pass away#for 12 years of adeventures!#octonauts aniversay!#octonauts a&b#octonauts#octonauts above and beyond#above and beyond#the numbers are a bit messed up but the final number is 258 creatures
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headcanons: Baek Yoonho
Quick headcanons -
Name: Baek Yoonho
Age: 29
Gender: Male
DOB/Place: February 18th, 2031 in Jeonju, South Korea
Rank/Type: S Rank Fighter
Guild/Occupation: White Tiger Guild Leader
Past Occupation(s): Fiend Guild
Skills: Beast Eyes
Weapons: Claws
Family: Cho Garam (mom) (alive)
Baek Jongdae (dad) (alive)
Baek Namgil (older brother) (alive)
Core headcanons -
Hidden talent: Really good with tying knots (not because hes into anything funky, but because of boy scouts)
Favorite food: Rice and mushroom curry
What motivates them: Proving he’s better than just a country boy from a small town, internal sense of justice
Treasured possession: A picture reel of him and his pets in the pool (he keeps it in his wallet all the time)
Deepest secret: He has trouble connecting with people and socializing and he's always self conscious about it (it's the undiagnosed autism)
Best/Worst thing to happen to them: His brother being there for him when he was younger/His parents misunderstanding him
Random memories: Hysterically crying over one of the chickens pecking him when he was younger not because he was hurt but because “McQueen didn’t like him anymore and now he's sad that he lost his chicken friend,” meeting Byungyu at one of the summer camps of his and becoming best friends, his older brother taking him out of town every time there was a festival so that Yoonho wouldn’t have to put up with the loud fireworks, volunteering at one of the animal shelters just outside of Seoul and slowly falling in love with Moscow and Black Magic before finally adopting them together as they’re the best of friends, Byungyu introducing him to the hidden lakes and ponds in the woods and going swimming in them,
Best friend/Worst enemy: Min Byungyu/Choi Jongin (not really)
Good/Bad traits: Strong, thoughtful, observant/Defensive, competitive, insecure,
Things they’ve done/like to do: Wash his pets in the kiddie pool, playing basketball and swimming with Byungyu, getting fouls in basketball, volunteering at animal shelters in his hometown,
Personality type: “Entertainer” ESFP-A (89% extraverted, 11% introverted; 33% intuitive, 67% observant; 23% thinking, 77% feeling; 49% judging, 51% prospecting; 76% assertive, 24% turbulent)
Nervous habit: Cleaning/fiddling with his nails, drumming his fingers on the table, picking/biting his lip, pulling at his hair/threading his fingers through it,
Things they’re afraid of: Being misunderstood or misinterpreted, the dentist (sensory hell),
Things they want to accomplish: Buying a house out in the country, volunteering more,
Additional headcanons -
4 dogs, 1 cat, 4 hamsters , 3 rabbits, and a chinchilla
Pixie dust, the creamy colored Scottish terrier; Scooby, a large grey/blue great Dane missing part of his hind leg; Baggins, the giant and old saint Bernard; Black Magic, the blind rottweiler he got as a puppy; Moscow, the deaf Prussian blue cat; Cappuccino (light brown), Americano (dark brown), Macchiato (red brown), and Frappuccino (white with spots), the hamster sisters; Zeus (fluffy and white), Poseidon (brown with white patches), and Hades (mottled blue/grey), the rabbits; and Mama, the partially blind chinchilla
Likes sweet and sugary things in general
Always knows when it's gonna rain. Always. He's always correct, too (He’s got a pre-awakening knee left injury that aches when it rains plus his animal like senses confirming it)
Their Timeline -
Age 16: hurts his knee in basketball
3 years pass
Age 19: gets his rank
Age 20: moves to Seoul from Jeonju + joins the Fiend Guild
Age 21: gets Pixie dust + Mama
Age 22: gets Scooby + Baggins
Age 23: gets Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades
Age 24: gets Moscow + black magic
Age 25: first red gate experience
Age 26: first Jeju raid + creates the White Tiger Guild
Age 27: second Jeju raid + gets Cappuccino, Americano, Macchiato, and Frappuccino
Age 28: third Jeju raid (Baggins + Scooby pass away)
Age 29: now
#baek yoonho#head canons#solo leveling#only i level up#fandom: solo leveling#mentions of other characters#long post#original characters
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I did this on tik tok a long time ago for a Daredevil fanfic, & I figured I should do it here for my upcoming Call Of Duty: MW2 fanfic “Afterlife”!!
Trying To Convince You To Read My Story, Based Off It’s Playlist (well, 1/2 of the playlist anyway…)
1. Hell’s Comin’ With Me by Poor Man’s Poison
2. Psycho In My Head by Skillet
3. Learn To Walk Again by Bad Wolves
4. Born With Horns by Machine Gun Kelly
5. Fading Away by Fivefold
6. Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor
7. ‘Till I Collapse by Eminem
8. Master Of Puppets by Metallica
9. Worlds Smallest Violin by AJR
10. God Save Me by Machine Gun Kelly
11. Loud And Heavy by Cody Jinks
12. Darkness Settles In by Five Finger Death Punch
13. Alone In A Room by Asking Alexandria
14. Hope by Shinedown
15. You’re Gonna Go Far Kid by The Offspring
16. Human by Rag N’ Bone Man
17. Saints Of Los Angeles (Gang Vocal) by Mötley Crüe
18. Question Everything by Five Finger Death Punch
19. Heaven Nor Hell by Volbeat
20. Do It Like A Dude by Jessie J
If this post gets 25 notes or more, I’ll post the 2nd half of the playlist!!
#call of duty modern warfare#alejandro vargas#rodolfo parra#simon ghost riley#johnny soap mactavish#john price#task force 141#los vaqueros#codmw2#captain john price
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