#evil ted logan x reader

[iovesia]

watching bill and ted having a brainrot

imagine being teds little brothers babysitter. spending whole afternoons there, sometimes even weekends. of course, you go to the same school as bill and ted, so they know you pretty well. you're the pretty young thing that's always at teds house, of course they're going to have some fun with you. they tease you relentlessly when you're over at his house, taking every opportunity to touch you and flirt with you. they compliment your hair, your smile, your clothes, even your nails when you get them done. it's all innocent, really, but that changes when evil bill & evil ted come around. their comments become much more raunchy, their touches are more intimate than they normally are.

one night, when deacon is in bed and you're watching a movie in teds living room, they take their chance. they sit down on the couch with you, caress you, and touch every single inch of you're body. by the end, you're a incoherent mess with hickeys from both boys all over. but you don't even mind, because you'll let those two do anything😇😇😇

FOAMING AT THE MOUTH OVER THISSS— evil ! bill and ted are a tenfold worse than og ! bill and ted.

with og ! bill and ted, it's just harmless flirting at the start, with the occasionally brushing of hands. they're two blushing dorks, and get too nervous around you to make a real move on you.

when evil ! bill and ted enter the picture, you're shocked by the sudden cockiness, and their willingness to keep pushing the boundaries. when your leaning on the kitchen island, reading a magazine, you jump when something presses up behind you, trapping you against the table.

"what are you doing?" you ask, obviously flustered. you can feel something hard against your backside but suddenly, there's a grinning blonde appears to your side, also pressing against you and you're sandwiched in between the two, evil horndogs.

they're so handsy with you. constantly snapping your bra strap, flipping up your skirt— just to get a reaction out of you. and when deacon's gone to bed, and the three of you are sat on the couch . . yeah nobody's paying attention to the movie anymore.

"g-guys, stop— deacon's literally upstairs," you huff. the two boys ignore you, matching cheshire smirks on their lips. bill's too busy sucking on the skin of your neck, his hands cupping your breasts, while ted's already moving your legs apart, eyeing your pretty panties.

you find yourself being asked to babysit deacon a lot more often after that night. . .

#love letters. #*⠀ted logan. #4am h word hours at iovesia #keanu reeves x reader #keanu reeves imagine #ted logan imagine #evil ted logan x reader #ted logan x reader #bill and ted x reader

[generalkenobee]

hello! do you have anymore ted logan headcanons you'd be up for sharing? or possibly evil robot ted? im currently experiencing ted logan brainrot because I recently watched the first 2 films for the first time and I have the PHATTEST crush on ted lol it's embarrassing

AHHHH YESYESYES I DO THANK YOU YESYESYESYES I LITERALLY HAVE SOOOO MANY TED LOGAN IDEAS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

Warnings: contains both SFW and NSFW

🎸cutie patootie! Ted

- oh my gosh he loves you

- he'll do anything you ask.. anything!

- once in history looked at Bill and said "dude I'm totally a president!" After learning about teddy Roosevelt

-smells you...like a lot

-gives the best hugs ever like actually

-youre the first to get your license in the relationship so you drive him to school every morning while he plays music

-lets you paint his nails and put makeup on him

-always holding hands

-definition of a gentle giant

-his hands are about twice the size of yours

-likes to be the little spoon

-Ted Theodore Logan can not cook.

-please play with his hair

-the first time you complained about your period his dead ass response was "what's that?" 💀

-his dad doesn't really like you but he doesn't really like anyone so it's ok

-him sneaking in your room in the middle of the night while everyone is asleep>>>

NSFW

-sub/ gentle dom

-you'll never forget the noise he said when he first slid in it was like "wait wait wait oh my- I augh.. please no.. it's too much please i-" and it was only half his length-

-sososososoo pussy whipped

-lazy sex

-gently jerky him while he sits on his bed and tells you about his day

-PERV!

-literally taking peaks down your blouse all the time

-lovesss to suck on your boobs while you run your fingers through his hair, holding him close to you

-wont tell anyone what you do together because it's such an intimate moment

-other than Bill...

-bursts into the room while holding your hand pulling you along " BILL BILL BILL GUESS WHAT WE JUST DID!!"

-doesn't realize how horny you get when you see him play

-hes also clueless so..this is how that plays out

"Ted you're so good at guitar.." you said biting your lip looking him up and down "your fingers just move so fast baby" your sweet boyfriend looked up at you from his instrument smiling "thanks babe!" After he said that he quickly looked back down working on his music. You say there looking him in the eye rubbing your thighs together while literally telling him how much you loved his fingers and he just looked away

-hes a massive pervert but he's clueless at the same time yk?

-does not know how to please you the first time so just be patient and tell him what you like

-first time he ate you out was like a dog trying to get peanut butter out of one of those toys..

-I feel like he would excel at fingering you..I mean have you seen the guys hands? And he plays guitar?

-sneaking in just to finger you>>

-lord please moan his name while he's rutting up into you..

IF YOU WANNA HEAR ABOUT MORE OF EVIL! TED LET ME KNOW I KINDA JUST DID CUTIE! TED FOR THISSS🩷

#x reader #bill and teds excellent adventure #bill and teds bogus journey #evil! ted logan #ted logan smut #bill and ted #ted logan #ted logan x y/n #ted logan x reader #ted theodore logan smut #ted theodore logan x reader #ted theodore logan #keanu reeves x you #keanu reeves x reader #keanu characters #keanuverse #keanu reeves smut #keanu reeves #keanu smut

[97keanu]

*˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳Red denotes smut!

John Wick

Shotgunning a Cigarette with Young!JW

Jealousy (JW is jealous of you and the garden boy)

Mob boss!JW x Wife!Reader

Bubble bath with JW

John Wick + Russian pet names/dirty talk

Kevin Lomax

Kevin x Secretary!Reader 1, 2

Demonic!Kevin x Angelic/Intern!Reader

Kevin x Wife!Reader Imagine

Demon!Kevin x Intern!Reader

Neo

Digital Angel (Neo x Goth/Hacker!Reader) 1, 2, 3

Stalker!Neo x Reader 1

Pred!Neo x Prey!Reader

Constantine

See Halloween 2023 section

Jonathan Harker

See Halloween 2023 section

Ted Logan

Dating Ted Imagine

Boyfriend!Ted x Virgin!Reader

Evil!Ted Logan

Evil!Ted x Reader Imagine

Rupert Marshetta

Rupert x Reader

Rupert x New Girl!Reader

Dave Lizewski

Dave x Goth!Reader Saga: 1, 2, 3, 4

Dave x Demonic!Reader(Jennifer's Body AU) 1, 2, 3

Dave x Popular!Reader imagine

Halloween 2023

Neo x Goth(?)!Reader

Halloween Couples Costume in the Keanuverse

Vampire!Jonathan Harker Imagine

Witchhunter!Constantine x Witch!Reader Imagine

You and boyfriend!Ted attend a 90s Halloween party

Vampire!John Wick x Slayer!Reader imagines

Vampire!John Wick x Innocent!Reader (Dark Fic)

Dave Lizewski x Succubi!Reader

Dave Lizewski x Vampire!Reader

Winter 2023

Dave Lizewski x Reader cyber smut

Bill and Ted x high!reader

Updated as of 11/28/23

#masterlist #keanuverse #keanu reeves #ted logan x f!reader #evil!ted logan x reader #john wick x reader #kevin lomax x reader #neo x reader #keanu reeves fanfic #my writing

[sideeve]

synopsis ; after being pestered for weeks about going to ted’s party, you finally stepped out of your comfort zone. notes ; evil!ted , i only used pictures of keanu ooc bc i couldn’t find a good one , s*x , i tried making this have an 80’s feeling , that’s about it 🫠 , reader’s race . ethnicity . hair type or color is not specified

“you’re such a buzzkill. you’re wearing jean shorts and a spaghetti top to ted’s party.” sophie scoffs, applying her red bright lipstick that you advised her not to wear while holding her handheld mirror.

“you know i don’t like going out to parties. they always get ruined by the police.” you shrug.

your friends were not helping your anxiety in any way. they were picking fun at how you dressed, put on your makeup, the way you did your hair. it wasn’t your fault that you weren’t a quick-curl barbie.

“can we just get this over with? i wanna go home.” you stand up, crossing your arms. “yeah, daniel should be here in a minute.”

ah yes. daniel. the boy you’ve tried telling sophie that he wasn’t the one. he’s hit on you many times. sometimes even in front of her. groped you. the whole 9 yards. but she was to in love to see how much of a bad man he is.

you roll your eyes, waiting for this whole night to be over.

“there’s ted!” sophie squeals, pointing at the party host. he was talking to some jocks that go to your school. all with bad rep.

the house was full and trashed. you could barely make it to the couch without being pushed or sandwiched in between someone.

“someone having a bad time?” ted leans over the couch, whisper ling in your ear.

this wasn’t your first encounter with him. once, you and him and a project together. but of course, you did all the work and only got half credit.

you were real picky about your grades and now that ted logan came in and screwed it all up, you tried avoiding him.

“you just love bothering me, huh?” you cross your arms and your leg. “you didn’t get enough when you screwed up my grade?” he scoffs, “it was a C. get over it.” he jumps over the couch, sitting next to you.

“what are you doing here anyways? you don’t like going out from what i heard.” he rests his arm behind you, watching the party go on. “my friends basically forced me to get out.” you sigh.

“good,” he snickers. “your face was always stuffed in a book.” “oh shut up. you’re mad because you have a 4th grade reading level.” you tease.

the both of you turned your head to each other at the same time, laughing.

you don’t remember what happened in the in between. but now ted was naked and shedding off your clothes. “i knew you were hot under those clothes.” he chuckles, taking a nipple into his mouth and swiping the pad of his thumb on the other, making you shiver.

“fuck, ted.” your back arches. his teeth slightly nibble at your bud, “ted.” you smack his head, making him laugh. “i was having fun.” “not while chewing on my tit.”

he softly laughs, crawling on top of you. “we should’ve done this sooner.” he kisses your collarbone while sliding in you. “you better pull out, ted.” you wince, adjusting to size.

he hissed at how tightly you clenched around him. “fuck, baby. you might cut my dick off.” he laughs as his hips start thrusting in you. one hand was placed on your waist and the other was holding your hand beside your head.

for some reason, the thrusts felt…passionate. like he’s been needing this from you. “yes, yes.” you chant, coaxing him to go faster. “fuck yes.” your eyes were screwed shut.

he rested his head in the crook of your neck, suppressing his moans and grunts as the tip of his cock kissed your walls. “you feel like heaven.” he kisses behind your ear

your toes were curled. legs were shaking. you could barely talk. all signs of how close your orgasm was. “that’s right , baby. come.” he gave one more sharp thrust before the knot in your stomach broke.

he grunts before pulling out and flipping you on your stomach in one quick motion. “te-” his cock was pushed into you again but he was pounding into you.

his grip on your hips were sure to leave bruises tomorrow. the wind was knocked out of you. only pants and grunts slipped from ted’s mouth. “fuck yes.” he bit his lip. “fuck, baby.” his hip snapped before he pulled out, spilling his seed on your back.

“je-jesus.” he pants out, flopping beside you. “your nut is on my back.” you point out. “so?” he shrugs, not understanding why you seem upset. “how am i gonna get it off?!”

he chuckles at how concerned you are then kisses your cheek. “i’ll clean it up tomorrow.”

taglist ;; @iovesia

#☆ ── ˚₊‧꒰ა TEDDY ໒꒱ ‧₊ #ted logan x reader #ted logan #bill and ted #bill and ted’s excellent adventure #keanu reeves fanfic #keanu reeves x reader #keanu reeves

[parvulous-writings]

Note: I hope you’re doing really well! I know you fulfilled two requests for me, and I’m sorry for sending in another one, I just had a really good idea come to mind!

Fandom: Bill & Ted

Reader: Gender Neutral & Neurodivergent

Pairing: Bill S. Preston x Reader (Romantic) Ted Logan x Reader (Platonic)

Idea: Bill, Ted, and Y/N are getting together for a sensory safe Halloween. Bill and Y/N are a couples costume of Han Solo and Leia with Ted dressed up as Chewbacca. They are having a chill time, watching fun Halloween films, eating sensory safe candy, with nothing but candles and Fairy Lights to light the room.

then maybe evil Bill and Ted come and disrupt the fun and really put a fright on y/n (or something like that)

you don’t have to fulfill this anytime soon, you can save it until close to Halloween, I just thought it would be fun

Warnings: Mild descriptions of overwhelming noise/lights

Words: 2K

Notes: The way I started this two days before Halloween and only just managed to get it done today... We shan't speak of it 🫡 Just to brighten your evening - I finished this whilst dressed as Columbia from Rocky Horror

not my gif

"Dude, are you sure this costume is okay?" Ted asks his best friend, carding his hand through the coarse fur of his costume. He looked a little strange - an almost perfect recreation of Chewbacca, only to cut off just above the shoulders, with Chewbacca's furry face replaced instead by the very ordinary looking head of Ted Logan. "Like... Do you think the fur is the right texture?" "Huh?" Bill replied, turning slightly as he made another attempt to put his fake blaster in it's holster; every time he had tried thus far had resulted in the whole belt starting to fall down. "Dude, I've told you a million times, it's fine!" Bill exclaimed, "It looks good, and it's an alright texture..." He trailed off a little bit, his focus moving again to his belt and blaster. "You okay there, dude?" "Yeah, just... Struggling with this belt, man. Can't get it to stay up..." He mumbles in response. "Did you tuck it in to the loops?" Ted asks, trying to peer over his friend's shoulder in the mirror. "Y'know, like I showed you with mine?" "Oh, shoot, no... Thanks man!" Bill exclaimed, quickly rectifying his mistake. How he had overlooked his best friend's advice he had no idea, but thankfully it was easy enough for him to fix.

"You excited?" Bill asks, as Ted prepares to put the Chewbacca mask over his face, after what had seemed like an eternity fussing and faffing about with the rest of his costume. "Oh, yeah!" Ted's reply is incredibly enthusiastic, but then again, could you really expect anything less from him? He gets to watch movies and binge on sweets with his two favourite people, who wouldn't be as enthusiastic as him? "You know, Ted..." Bill starts, turning to fully face his best friend as he spoke. "I don't think you'll be able to see anything during the movie with that head on.." "I know, but I at least want to wear it for a little while! I saved up for ages for this, man... I want to get some use out of it before it goes back on my shelf..." "Oh, no sure, dude, I just don't want you missing out on the movie is all..." Bill chuckled gently, he knew how much Ted had been looking forward to dressing as Chewbacca.

It had been your idea, originally. A couples costume for yourself and Bill, with something for Ted so that he was included too - though Star Wars hadn't been the initial plan. At first, you had had no idea what you were all going to go as - you only had the concept of the three of you in mind. It was after a few hours of shared silent deliberation, that Bill had suggested Star Wars: and how fitting that was, when you thought about it! Leia, and Han - the couple, for you and Bill to pose as - and then, Chewbacca for Ted, the perfect companion, and it all tied in ever so nicely.

"Right, how do I look?" You asked the pair, making them both jump as you push the garage door open. Bill turns to look at you first, and his jaw practically drops. It's amazing how such a simple costume can make him become so much more smitten with you - he's speechless for a moment, until a quiet 'woah' from Ted breaks him from his thoughts. "Babe, that is perfect-" He rushes to your side, carefully running his hands over the fabric, amazed at how soft it is - if only that material could be used for some of his normal clothes, that would be paradise. "You think so?" "Yeah - you look fantastic!" Bill grins up at you as he speaks, his fingers still grasping at the fabric that made up your costume. "Where did you get this?" He asks, "This doesn't feel anything like any costume I've found recently..." "Oh, I made it..." You chuckle quietly, a blush creeping onto your cheeks. "Made it? But-" Ted started, about to point out how many times you'd had to have rewind a tape, or gone to reruns of the movies to be able to plan out something like a dress pattern for it. "Yeah, I know," You cute him off, "I think I ended up watching it like... twenty times?" You shrug, "It was actually a lot simpler than I thought it was going to be... And nice Chewbacca, Ted, but... Not sure if that's the right face for him, is it?" You tease, and Ted can't help but laugh as he takes a few steps away, going to retrieve the rest of his costume.

"Okay, right... you two are ready, right?" Ted called from behind the camera, as you and Bill fussed over each other - his loose waistcoat, your wig, his belt again, your hood which... Never seemed to fall quite how you wanted it to. "Uh - yeah, alright-" Bill fusses over you for a moment longer, but eventually steps away, as Ted rushes over, having put a little timer on the camera. The three of you bustle about for a moment, getting into a position that's good for everyone; Bill has an arm round your waist, your arm is around his shoulder, pulling him in close, whilst Ted stands behind you both, holding his hands up a little bit as if he's roaring. The flash goes off, and you all wait an extra second or so before Ted goes to dismantle the camera. "When we get that developed, I'm so having that up on my wall..." Bill tells you, with a giddy little smile. You push his shoulder playfully, "As if I won't be the one to keep it..." You joke, shaking your head at him. "Hey, Bill?" Ted calls, arms spread as far as they can reach as he tries to set up a sheet for the projector, not wanting to disturb the moment between the two of you, but not having much of a choice if you all wanted to get the movie going soon. "A little help?" With a quiet 'oh, sure' Bill dashed to the other man's aid, leaving you to happily gather all the pillows and blankets you could find scattered around the house, along with - of course - a few snacks and drinks for you all.

"Okay, you two ready?" You ask, finishing setting up the projector. Ted had just put his Chewbacca head out of the way and was settling himself down on some of the pillows, arranged in a little nest for himself. "Yeah!" They respond in unison. As you go to snuggle with Bill, he mumbles quietly to you, "I can't believe my dad is letting us watch this..." You're not sure of Bill's tone here, but you nod slowly anyway. "Neither can I... Never seen this before..." You reply, and Bill nods back at you - neither has he. As the opening begins, and the three of you start to munch on your assorted snacks, the power goes down. It's completely unexpected, and plunges you all into near complete darkness. The projector has clicked off, the fairy lights flickered out, and your only source of light is the glow of the street lamp outside. "Huh-?" Is Ted's reaction, whilst Bill remains silent, but clings more to you. You cling to him in return, using his presence to try and ground yourself from the scare. "I'm gonna go check the fuse box in the house - you guys stay here.." Ted told you both; it may have been Bill's house, but Ted knew it just as well as the blonde did. Bill warily starts to get up as well; "I'm just going to check the fusebox in the corner, okay babe?" He says quietly to you - and his voice is gently, but not explicitly, trying to tell you that you could say no to this, if it made you feel less anxious. You nod slowly, loosening your grip on him to let him go to the corner of the garage. You could still feel your heart pounding in your chest, but you run your hands over the fabric of your costume to try and calm yourself as Bill heads into the darkness, round the corner to check on the fuse box. He's there for a few minutes, before some movement and a tap at the nearby window catch your attention.

There's two figures standing there, whose silhouettes you... Almost recognise. You get up, moving towards the window. The closer you get, the more you think you can make out about them: it's Bill, and Ted, but there's something not quite right about them - besides, of course, the fact that they had both suddenly ended up outside. Neither of them had their costumes on, but instead,Bill had donned a baseball cap, and Ted's hair was styled in a middle-part, rather than how they normally presented themselves. It was still them, for sure, but... Something about them just didn't sit right with you. As you draw closer, Bill lurches at the window, making you stumble back as he pushes the window open - and Ted tosses something inside, before the pair dash off. There's a moment of silence, before whatever it was Ted had dropped through the window burst into a flurry of crackles and sparks. It assaults your eyes in the darkness, and you cry out, hands instantly moving to cover your face as you stumble back a little bit more. You trip this time, falling flat on your backside with another cry. Footsteps rush towards you from behind, and you feel hands on your upper arms, making you jump in surprise and flail your arms in an almost last-ditch attempt to defend yourself, should this be the off-Bill and Ted.

"Hey, hey-" It's Bill's voice, and he's hurriedly trying to calm you. "What happened?" He asks you, noticing a few dying embers of the firecrackers that had been put in his garage. You just point towards the window, mumbling something that he can't quite understand. Hell, you're not even sure if you can understand it entirely. Bill notices the window, now hanging open, and rushes to close it again, lest any other pranksters try and test the boundaries of your resilience. "It's okay-" He tells you, sitting on the floor beside you, and pulling you into his arms. He knows - better than anyone - that just having someone there can help ground you again, and if it had to be anyone, the best choice was always him. "You're okay..." He whispers to you, "I'll keep you safe, don't worry..." His hand is gentle as it strokes your hair, soothing you back down from your panic. The lights soon flicker on around you, and perhaps a minute or so after this, Ted is back in the room with you both. He's about to say something - probably a joke - but stops himself before he even speaks, when he sees the state you're in. His eyes flit to Bill; 'What happened here?' is the silent question. Bill just shrugs in response, he has absolutely no idea. He doesn't want to ask just yet, either - it's too soon, and he wants you to be able to calm down and recover a little bit before probing the subject. "So, uh... Movie?" Ted probes, and you wearily shake your head. "No... I think I'd much rather just... Hang out with you guys and pig out on candy..." "Dude, that's cool with me-" Ted says, nodding, before gathering all the sweets together in the centre of the room. Bill helps you over, and you all sit in a little circle, passing each other your favourite sweets to try, and laugh at each other's faces if they didn't like them. You stayed in that tight little circle of yours all night - until you all fell asleep in the early hours of the morning. Needless to say, despite things not going to plan, and the bad fright you had suffered, it was a very good Halloween with your boyfriend, and his best friend, and you looked forward to doing it all again, come next year.

#x reader oneshot #x reader requests #requests open #bill and ted's excellent adventure #bill and ted #bill preston #bill s preston esquire #bill s preston #bill preston x reader #ted theodore logan #bill and ted x reader

[classic80sand90smovieloves2]

Masterlist

A list of my old writing that you can request I revise

Song Prompts

Meeting and Dating Headcanons~

Pretty in Pink

Andie Walsh

Duckie Dale

Blane McDonagh

Steff McKee

Sixteen Candles 

Jake Ryan

The Lost Boys

Paul

Dwayne

Poly Lost Boys

Edgar Frog

The Breakfast Club

Brian Johnson

John Bender

Andrew Clark

The Outsiders

Sodapop Curtis

Dallas Winston

Two-Bit Mathews

Rumblefish

Steve Hays

Ferris Buellers Day Off

Cameron Frye

Karate Kid

Daniel Larusso

Johnny Lawrence

Dutch

Heathers

Veronica Sawyer

Jason Dean

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Jeff Spicoli

Brad Hamilton

Better Off Dead 

Lane Meyer

Weird Science

Gary Wallace

Wyatt Donnelly

Dream A Little Dream

Dinger Holfield

Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure

Bill S. Preston Esquire

Ted Logan 

Dating Poly Bill and Ted 

The Princess Bride

Inigo Montoya

Interview with the Vampire

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Children of the Corn

Malachai Boardman

National Lampoons 

Rusty Griswold (European Vacation)

Cant Buy Me Love

Kenneth Wurman

The Chocolate War

Jerry Renault

Archie Costello

The Mighty Ducks

Fulton Reed

Dean Portman

Adam Banks

Les Averman

Porkys

Brian Schwartz

Anthony ‘Meat’ Tuperello

Tommy Turner

Tim Cavanaugh

Mickey Jarvis

Just One of the Guys

Terry Griffith

Greg Tolan

Dead Poets Society 

Neil Perry

Todd Anderson

Charlie Dalton

Knox Overstreet

Steven Meeks

Earth Girls are Easy

Mac

Combat Academy 

Perry Barnett

Waynes World

Garth Algar

Austin Powers

Austin Powers

Toy Soldiers

Ricardo Montoya

Good Will Hunting

Chuckie Sullivan

10 Things I Hate About You

Joey Donner

My Bodyguard

Ricky Linderman

Melvin Moody

Stand and Deliver

Angel Guzman

Something Wild 

Ray Sinclair

Three O’Clock High 

Buddy Revell

Intruder

Randy

Young Guns

Jose Chavez y Chavez

Billy the Kid

Doc Scurlock

Dazed and Confused

Benny O’Donnell

Don Dawson

Kevin Pickford

Randall “Pink” Floyd

Fred O’Bannion

Mitch Kramer

Ron Slater

Shavonne Wright

Dogfight

Eddie Birdlace

Ladybugs

Matthew

Goosebumps

Sticks

Freddy Renfield

Twister

Robert ‘Rabbit’ Nurick

Stand by me 

Ace Merrill

School Ties

Rip Van Kelt 

Chris Reece

The Untouchables

Eliot Ness

The Godfather

Tom Hagen

(Young) Vito Corleone

(Old) Vito Corleone

Goodfellas

Henry Hill

Little Shop of Horrors

Seymour Krelborn

Newsies

Specs

Near Dark

Severen

Friday the 13th

Jason Voorhees

Scream

Billy Loomis 

Poly Billy and  Stu

Stu Macher

The Craft

Nancy Downs

Hocus Pocus

Max Dennison

Thackery Binx

Beetlejuice

Lydia Deetz

Adam Maitland

The Crow

Eric Draven

Ghostbusters

Ray Stantz

Aliens

Bishop

An American Werewolf in London

Jack Goodman

Sleepaway Camp

Ricky Thomas

Re-animator

Herbert West

Silence of the Lambs

Clarice Starling

Fright Night

Jerry Dandridge

Candyman

Daniel Robitaille

The Evil Dead

Ash Williams

Sabrina the Teenage Witch

Harvey Kinkle

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spike

Full Metal Jacket

Sgt. Hartman

Joker

Animal Mother

Pyle

Preference~ the boys with an s/o whose ex stalks them

Grease

Kenickie

Labyrinth

Jareth

Total Recall

Douglas Quaid

Requested “Would Includes” and Imagines/Fics~

Darry falling for Johnny’s sister

Allison Reynolds dating a shy nerdy girl

Starting a family with Cameron Frye

Making out with Cameron Frye

Cameron Frye comforting you when you’re upset

Getting drunk with the Ferris Bueller crew

Gary Wallace dating a tall girl

George Mcfly with a dominant flirty s/o

Comforting and being comforted by Will Hunting

Will Hunting having a crush on you

Being apart of the good will hunting gang

Armand with a virgin s/o (including nsfw)

Lestat and Louis dating a girl who loves horror movies

Making out with Duckie Dale

Duckie Dale cheering you up

Cliff having a crush on you

Making out with Cliff

Making out with Bryce

Bryce having a crush on you

The Lost Boys with an s/o having an anxiety attack + fighting depression

The Lost Boys with a sweet and innocent s/o

The Lost Boys with a curvy mate

The Lost Boys fighting with their mates

The Lost Boys dating a shy short girl

The Lost Boys taking care of you when you’re hurt

Getting drunk with the Lost Boys would include

David x Laddies older sister

Making out with Edgar Frog

Being Married to Archie Costello

Going to the beach with Archie Costello

Making out with Archie Costello

Darrys girlfriend landing a job at a local cafe as a singer

Making out with Kenneth Wurman

Being Cindys friend and Ronalds crush

Harold Sherbico having a crush

Kim Kelly dating her polar opposite

Neil Perry dating an artist

Making out with Charlie Dalton

Jealous Charlie Dalton

Jealous Knox Overstreet

A study date with Steven Meeks

Spending the winter season with Neil Perry

Comforting Charlie Dalton after he gets expelled 

The dead poets walking in on Charlie and his secret, shy girlfriend 

Simon Boggs having a crush on Laneys friend

Faking It-Cindy Mancini falling for the girl who paid her to be her friend

Spike having a crush on you

Steff McKee having a crush on you

Marko having a crush on you

David having a crush on you 

Paul having a crush on you

Dwayne having a crush on you

Dwayne x vampire reader who dresses like Stevie Nicks

Making out with Keith Nelson

Meat having a crush on Peewees sister

Admit it- Mickey Jarvis and his future s/o having crushes on each other

Being a part of team USA and meeting Adam and Charlie

Dwayne Robertson having a crush on you

Sleepover with Bill and Ted (including nsfw)

Being pregnant with Ted Logans child

Starring in the schools Romeo and Juliet with Ted Logan

Ted Logan asking you to be his valentine

Spending Valentines day with Steff McKee

Spending Valentines day with Steven Meeks

Spending Valentines day with Keith Nelson

Spending your first Valentines day with Bryce

Wishing I Was Her (Nick Andopolis)

If You Want Out Just Say It (Ace Merrill)

Going on the Ferris adventure

Going on your own adventure with Cameron Frye

Making out with Randall ‘Pink’ Floyd

Travelling back in time with Marty McFly

Tommy Devito dating a chubby artist

Years Gone By (Michael Corleone)

Sonny Corleone dating his opposite

Phillipe Gaston x reader~ Fairy Tale 

Being Fulton's sister and Dating Dean Portman

Comforting Todd when he’s upset

Being married to Bill S. Preston Esquire

Being married to Ted Logan

Spending Halloween/October with Knox Overstreet

Making out with Knox

A will they, won’t they relationship with Seth Brundle

Falling in love with Edward Scissorhands

Dwayne Hicks with an Android!Technician s/o

Private Joker dating an artist 

Jareth falling in love with you

Being married to Matt Hooper and going to Amity

The way you make me feel~ John Bender

Being in a long term relationship with JD

J.D. with a chronically ill s/o

Archie with a chronically ill s/o

Making out with Ted Logan

Archibald Craven falling in love

Andy Dufresne falling in love

Nsfw Headcanons~ 

Group sex with the lost boys

Sam Emerson

Threesome with Obie and Archie

Armand

Archie Costello

(sub) Archie Costello

Obie

Johnny Cade

Cameron Frye

Duckie Dale

Blane

John Bender

Randy (Intruder)

Joey Donner

Kenneth Wurman

Keith Nelson

The Dead Poets Kinks

Knox Overstreet

Charlie Dalton

Steven Meeks

Todd Anderson

Neil Perry

Gerard Pitts

John Bender taking your virginity

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Dinger Holfield

The Lost Boys

JD

Randall ‘Pink’ Floyd

Benny O’donnell

Fred O’Bannion

Cliff

Bryce

Johnny Walker

George Mcfly

Brian Moreland

(sub) Perry Barnett 

Bill S. Preston Esquire

Ted Logan

Randy Meeks

Michael Emerson

Nancy Downs

Ray Stantz

Egon Spengler

Spike

Angel Guzman

Sgt. Hartman

Brad Hamilton

Douglas Quaid

Chris (night of the creeps)

Sonny Corleone with a shy, virgin s/o

George Mcfly getting jealous and being dominant

Grease Monkey (Keith Nelson smut)

Sins of the flesh and matters of the heart (David x reader + Dwayne smut)

#80s movies #80s imagine #80s movie imagine #80s movie headcanons #80s smut #80s movie imagines #80s movie headcanon #80s movie smut #90s movies #90s imagine #90s movie headcanon #90s movie imagine #90s movie headcanons #90s tv show imagine #90s tv headcanons

[plus-size-reader]

What Bill Doesn’t Know pt.2

Ted “Theodore” Logan x Plus size!reader

Word Count: 1708 words

Warnings: none 

Summary: Bill confronting Ted about all the flirting he does with his sister and it comes out that Ted is in love with you

Part 1

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Bill finding out was never part of the plan.

You should have known that he was going to find out at some point, as you and Ted were about as subtle about your feelings as a freight train would have been. You tried to keep it to yourselves, but it didn't work out very well.

The first night, after the kiss on your bed, it was easy. Bill came home and wanted to talk to his buddy about all the antics he'd gotten into on his date. That left you, listening to your brother loudly gossip through the wall, as you sat on your bed.

You were staring at the ceiling, thinking about all the things you two had gotten into as the night progressed. In those few hours, you learned more about Ted Logan than you had known in years of being around one another.

You got to know him as a person, not just the guy your brother spent all his time with.

Sitting there in the dark, you had learned about his dreams, and all the really cool things he thought about but never thought he could share with anyone else. You told him about your own goals, and shared stories too embarrassing to admit in any other context.

You just enjoyed each other's company and that was the sort of bonding you just couldn't move on from. Not to mention that kiss. You couldn't stop thinking about the feeling of his lips on your own, and his hand pressed gently to your face.

They weren't the sort of feelings you could ever admit to having, lest the wrath of your protective older brother come down on you bother. However, that didn't make it any less dreamy to think about in your own head.

There was no one would could stop you from doing that, and you couldn't rightfully be punished for thoughts.

What you could be punished for though, were all the sneaking rondeaus that Ted forced you into in the coming days. Whether that be winking at you at lunch when he knew Bill was too busy with his story to notice, or catching you in the hallway of your home to press a rushed kiss to your lips.

You just couldn't get away from him and frankly, you didn't want to.

As much as you knew this would upset your brother, and you wanted to protect him from the unsightly truth,  you knew that the feelings you had for Ted were real. He understood you and made you feel beautiful and wanted in a way you never had before.

You liked him and it wasn't exactly fair that you couldn't be honest about that, just because Billy was going to throw a tantrum. He got to gush about the girls he fancied all over the house, as loud and proud as ever.

All you wanted to do was the same.

Still, you tried to keep it under wraps as best you could. You didn't want Billy to find out if you could help it, so you made sure to only ever even speak to Ted if he wasn't in the room. You knew that if you risked a quick conversation, you risked a whole lot of other things as well.

You and Ted were like magnets, drawn to each other even if you didn't mean to be, and an inch would quickly turn into a mile if you weren't careful.

Of course, even being careful, there was always a chance someone was going to slip up. It was almost impossible, with Ted always at your house and always finding excuses to need to be near you even when your brother was in the room.

It was only a matter of time before he figured it out.

Bill was a little dense but he wasn't blind. He could tell that something off was going on between you two and all he needed to confront you was proof. So, being the evil genius that he was, he set a trap, just to see if he was right.

It was a little strange, and maybe a little paranoid but what was he supposed to do when he suspected you two were sneaking around behind his back? He couldn't very well just ask either of you for the truth. That would be too easy.

Instead, he very loudly told both of you that he needed to run to the store to pick up a few things and he'd be back in an hour or so then left. Everything was perfectly planned, from his loud footsteps out the door to the door slamming behind him.

You had every reason to believe that he'd left, with him even going as far as to drive his car down the road and park in, walking back just to catch you doing something he could be mad about. It was insane, nearly certifiable, but he didn't care.

Bill was your older brother, and he had to protect you, even from his delightfully respectful and sweet best friend. That was just what brother's did.

From there, he scaled the side of the house, climbing up onto the dropped roof to peer into your bedroom window where he was sure he'd find something.

...And sure enough, he did.

After fifteen minutes or so, the two of you came up the stairs into your bedroom, fingers laced together, holding hands. Bill considered barging in right there, having already had enough but kept quiet. He needed more than that to risk starting a fight.

It wasn't until Ted leaned over to place a gentle kiss on your lips that Bill decided he had enough, and knocked on the glass of your bedroom window. Understandably, the intrusion scared you out of your skin, but you didn't question it right away.

Really, you were just relieved that it wasn't some masked murderer trying to break in and slit your throat. Still, once your heart had started beating at a normal rate, you opened the window, fully content with pushing your brother off the roof.

"What are you doing? Are you insane?" you gasped, still holding your chest in a desperate attempt to calm yourself. You could hardly believe what was happening right now, but let him climb in nonetheless.

As much as you wanted to kill him, you had enough explaining to do as it was. You didn't want to add talking to your parents about shoving your brother out the window to the list.

"I saw you two! I saw you kiss. How could you do that? Why would you do that?" he rambled, near hysterics as he tried to come to terms with whatever it was he had seen through the glass. It was clear that there was something going on, and he wasn't leaving here until he knew what.

That was all he knew for sure.

You opened your mouth first, fully prepared to make up some excuse to shield Ted from your brother's wrath but before you could do anything, Ted stood up. He gave you one small look over his shoulder, silently telling you that he was going to take care of this before speaking.

"Bro, let me explain" he started, expecting Bill to just send him away completely but luckily, he and the blonde seemed to have the same idea. "Fine, but I'll deal with you later" Bill warned, gesturing to you before you left the room.

You didn't have to be told twice to know that it was just better if Ted handled this. The two of them were the same kind of guy and they spoke the same language. You knew that if anyone could make this better for Bill, it was Ted.

He could reason with Billy in a way that you could never hope to.

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The two young men sat down on your bed casually, though the air in the room was tense around them. In all the time that Bill had suspected something was up, he hadn't processed how he would feel if he was actually right.

He'd been so caught up in his plan to catch you both lying to him that he hadn't allowed for what would happen if it was real. Now that he was having to deal with that, Ted could tell that this was going to be hard to talk about.

Really, the dark haired male had just recently come to terms with the way that he felt for you, so it was a little difficult to have to try and talk to your brother about it, but he knew that there would never be a better time.

If Bill was ever going to accept what had been going on, it had to happen now.

"Of all the chicks, you hit on my sister?" Bill started, the whole thing boggling his mind. Between the two of them, the blonde had always been a bit more open about the girls he found attractive but there were plenty.

There were tons of pretty girls at their school, and there was no reason for him to need you. If this was about sex or being bored, there were a million people he could have focused his attention on.

What he didn't seem to think about was that what Ted felt for you didn't have anything to do with those things. They were definitely things he thought about sometimes, sure, but that wasn't why he cared about you.

Now that he was sitting here thinking about it, there were a ton of reason why he cared about you. Everything about you was just perfect, you made him happy and you made him feel free.

"I didn't hit on your sister. I love your sister" he decided finally, just blurting it out. All the feelings and words swimming around in his head, bogging him down as he tried to make sense of it all, it just came out.

It wasn't how he'd meant for it to go down, but it was arguably the best way it could have happened. It was real and raw and there was no arguing with that. Ted was in love with you, and there was nothing that could stop that.

Not even your brother.

#80s #80s imagine #bill and ted #bill and teds excellent adventure #ted theodore logan #ted logan #bill and ted x reader #bill and ted x ps reader #bill and ted x plus size reader #bill and ted imagine #bill and teds excellent adventure x reader #bill and teds excellent adventure x ps reader #bill and teds excellent adventure x plus size reader #bill and teds excellent adventure imagine #ted logan x reader #ted logan x ps reader #ted logan x plus size reader #ted logan imagine

[shhh-no-ones-home]

simulation: highschool ted “theodore” logan x reader

+++++++++ Request from @ringa-starr

"the reader has a crush on ted and she makes her dream family with him on the sims and the head bitch in school finds out about it and embarrasses her in front of the whole school"

we are doing this based on the sims, like if the reader had a thought to make a life simulation game since it obviously wasnt launched until 2000. also girl i meshed both of our ideas so i hope you like it lol

Song: stand out from the goofy movie +++++++++

i sat at my desk and drew in my sketchbook, looking up every once in a while at ted. he was the perfect model, or at least to me he was. see i had this idea a while back about a sort of video game where you could make families and houses and stuff and ive been trying to build my own characters. i was one, obviously, but id also added ted and his best friend bill as my sort of roommates. it seemed like a good idea until lainey found out. she was notorious for throwing people under the bus and starting rumors about people. i sketched until the bell rang, completely ignoring our science teacher. when i stood up i went to shove my sketchbook into my bag when lainey walked by me and slammed her hand down on it, making it hit the floor with a loud thud. i watched in horror as she laughed at my sketches of ted sprawled out on the floor in front of us.

"aw, look! y/n has a crush!"

i dropped to my knees and tried to push the loose drawings into a pile but she was standing on a few, reaching down and picking them up out of my hands.

"give those back!"

she laughed again and looked through them.

"this is adorable, really. do you imagine a life with him?"

she looked up at ted who was trying not to look at her. surely he was as embarrassed as i was if not more. and he had every right to be.

"of course not lainey, hes just has a really good bone structure."

she laughed again.

"and whats that supposed to mean?"

i stood up and glared at her.

"it means hes perfect to draw, a great model has sharp edges and structure."

i paused and looked at ted who was now sort of staring at me. i looked back to lainey and got in her face.

"someone completely opposite of you!"

her mouth hung open.

"how dare you! id be the perfect model!"

ted walked over and offered his hand to her for the drawings.

"may i?"

she glared at him for a second before handing them over to him. he shuffled through them. i wasnt exactly sure what she had picked up but i was a little worried. until he smiled at me.

"actually these are really good dude. im honored that youd want to draw me. of everyone you could choose. i mean, these are excellent."

he went to hand me the drawings back and lainey snatched them, holding them away from both of us. i sighed.

"come on lainey give them back."

i went to reach for them but she pushed me away.

"no, of course i wont give them back. you lost them, theyre mine now. finders keepers."

ted sent her a look.

"you didnt find them you stole them, thats not how that works."

she grinned at ted.

"yes it is, you can give them to her when you find one taped to your locker everyday."

my eyes went wide and i tried to reach for them again.

"i need those!"

she pushed me away again before handing the stack to one of her friends, an evil smile on her face.

"and you can have them, as soon as everyone knows how much you really like ted. and i think these drawings are a perfect way to do that."

i glared at her, putting my arms tight to my sides.

"come on lainey thats not fair. of course she doesnt like me, im just the perfect model, like she said."

they both looked at me and i could feel my face getting warmer.

"right."

i said quietly and she smirked at me.

"we'll see. and so will everyone else."

she stomped off into the hallway with her friend hot on her tail. i shoved my face into my hands immediately. i didnt wanna face ted or anybody else for that matter. then i felt his hand on my shoulder causing me to look up at him.

"itll be okay y/n, if she tapes them to my locker ill try to get them down as fast as possible and get them back to you."

i sighed deeply and shook my head.

"thanks ted, that means a lot."

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i walked into the school and people were starting to look at me. i was a little confused at first until i saw ted standing in front of his locker un-moving. i quickened my pace until i was stood next to him, staring at his locker. my mouth hung open. in big letters above one of my drawings it read 'dream team' not only that but she had red penned over the drawing itself very profane things. of course it was one of the drawings of bill and ted, not jut ted, and she felt the need to let everyone know i wanted both of them as partners. i groaned before ripping the pages from his locker and crumpling them up. ted watched me intently.

"but, your drawing..."

he sighed out, looking at me kind of sad. i shook my head.

"im so sorry ted, i had no idea what she had taken from me and im so sorry its put you in this situation."

he frowned.

"it was a really good drawing before she ruined it."

he looked down at the crumpled paper in my hand before something struck him. he looked up at me with a wide smile on his face.

"hey! i have an idea."

he grabbed my hand and dragged me down the hallway.

"ted where are we going?"

he turned into a classroom. i saw lainey first and glared at her as ted continued to drag me to a table.

"hey bill!"

he said and i finally realized what was happening.

"bill i know youve been drawing the wyld stallyns logo but what if we got y/n to draw us for our band posters!"

he seemed so excited. my eyes were wide as i looked at bill, waiting for his response. bill smiled just as widely as ted.

"dude thatd be awesome!"

i looked up at lainey as bill and ted did the guitar thing. she was fuming. this clearly wasnt what she had planned on happening. ted turned to me.

"so what do you say dudette? wanna be our band artist?"

i laughed a little.

"id love to ted."

he fist pumped the air.

"awesome dude!"

lainey stomped over to us.

"thats not how this is supposed to happen ted."

he looked a little confused.

"and how was it supposed to happen?"

she turned away from him and got in my face.

"you werent supposed to come out of this on top you little weasel."

ted crossed his arms over his chest.

"well what would you say if i asked her on a date?"

we both looked at him with wide eyes, her gaze dripping with anger and mine surprise.

"you wanna ask me on a date?"

she looked at me and then back at ted.

"yeah, you wanna ask her on a date?"

he nodded.

"yeah, i do, if she'll have me."

i smiled widely.

"id love to."

he reached out and took my hand and she stomped her foot harshly against the ground. then the bell rang.

"shit im gonna be late for class."

i groaned and turned to lainey.

"as much as id love rubbing this backfire in your face i cant be late again. thank you ted for asking me to be your bands artist, and ill see you at lunch for more detes on our date."

i leaned up and kissed him on the cheek and he blushed.

"bye!"

#wattpad #x reader #ted theodore logan #bill and teds bogus journey #bill and teds excelent adventure #imagines #one shot #request #173

[iovesia]

i can't stop thinking about evil!ted logan, he's just MMMMMM GODDAMN FINEEEEE UGH

i need him biblically 🥺

if you're taking requests, please can you do something for evil!ted x innocent reader who is with real ted and doesn't realize he's been replaced by a robot, but kind of likes this new side to ted??? fic, headcanons, comments, whatever PLEASE I'M STARVING POOKIE

(anyways thank you hehe, i love your blog 💕💕)

i'm so late to this ask pookie, forgive me 😵‍💫 but i laurv me some evil robot ted .. sorry if this is short ml, feel free to send me more asks!

contents. evil robot ted 𝑥 innocent!f!reader. smut .. ?

you and original ted had a kind of puppy love romance. the both of you were very bashful and flustered around each other, and you always knew ted to be kind of blushy and shy when it came to romance. not that you minded! he's adorable, and it's sweet ♡ but it was all very .. soft.

.. so it's a sudden 180º flip when you visit your boyfriend for a typical movie-date night, and he starts tweaking a little bit. he's more raunchy with his dim-witted jokes, his laugh is more boisterous, and his cold hand is constantly trying to slide up under your skirt. you were thrown off! since when is your giggly and shy boyfriend so.. so.. lewd?

at first it was off-putting— the constant dirty jokes, pinching your butt, and getting all touchy (esp in the wrong places, at the wrong time)— but a part of you kinda loved this new "take-charge" side of ted. granted his eyes looked blank, and his hands were always cold and .. rubbery? — yet you still ended up flustered and embarrassed at his pervy words.

#love letters. #keanu reeves x reader #keanu reeves imagine #ted logan smut #ted logan imagine #evil ted logan x reader #evil robot ted #*⠀ted logan.

[generalkenobee]

"I can't wait to marry you"

Summary: Ted doesn't know how to ask for what he wants...

Warnings: praise, pet names (beautiful), language, p in v, breast play

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I feel like Ted is so inexperienced that anytime you straddle his lap and start to make out with him he's just so nervous and almost scared. Of course he's a teenage boy who has also never even felt the touch of a woman so of course he wants it, more than anything. He just doesn't have a clue what to do.

you kissed the corners of his mouth while your hands cradled his face, fingers running through his hair. "I love you so much.. you're fucking perfect for me" your boyfriends face began to heat up while he tried to control him self from bucking his hips up into your clothed cunt that was sat right above his throbbing cock.

"please please please" Teds hands grabbed at your waist, not even completely sure of what he wanted or what he was asking for

"what'd you need beautiful?" You asked sympathetically knowing that he couldn't ask for what he needed.

Ted shut his eyes tightly as if he was trying to think, to help speed up his train of thought you rolled your hips down into his lap, placing your hands on his shoulders "I- please make me feel good like how you do when we-" you cut him off

"alright I got it-" he smiled in response, whispering a small 'ok..' under his breath.

You looked back up at him "which one do you want?" This was a strategy you'd thought of so he doesn't have to be as straight forward in asking with full sentences. "Your uhm- y-your-"

You unzipped his pants pulling out his cock giving it a few pumps. "You want my cunt?" You asked pulling your underwear to the side. He nodded vigorously while looking at you with pleading eyes.

Your hand brought him closer, rubbing his head against your pulsing clit, letting out a high squeaky moan you finally slid him into your tight hole.

Ted let his head roll back as he wrapped his arms around you pulling you close. "So good- your body's amazing.." you said as you began to bounce up and down, moaning every time you hit the base.

While you bounced you noticed your boyfriend's eyes lingering to your chest. "You wanna feel" of course he did, because deep down, no matter how hard he tried to hide it, Ted Theodore Logan was a perv. He nodded again while he reached out kneading your left breast in his larger hand while the other was rested on your hip.

Ted looked up at you with a feeling of guilt in his eyes "I- I'm gonna"

"it's ok me too" you said cutting him off. You sped up your pace and the closer Ted got, the more babbling he did.

"oh shit you're fucking perfect babe y-you're amazing and I love you so fucking much I can't fucking wait to marry you one day and- aughh-" This time he cut himself off with his own orgasm and you both finished together.

#x reader #generalkenobee #bill and teds excellent adventure #bill and teds bogus journey #evil! ted logan #ted logan smut #bill and ted #ted logan #ted logan x reader #keanu reeves x reader #keanuverse #keanu Reeves characters #young! Keanu Reeves #young! Keanu

[97keanu]

Keanu characters + couples Halloween costumes:

John Wick:

John wants to say he doesn't do costumes. He complains, gently, saying he's too old to dress up anyways, but he can't say no to you in the end. He thinks you're funny when you suggest being a nurse since you're always patching him up all the time, but he also can't deny the image of you being a sexy nurse either. You also joke about him being a literal baba yaga and he finds that less funny. In the end, you two go as something that's actually as far from his work as possible, something simple and cute that ends up leaving John feeling happy he can have a moment of fun. Even if that is just staying in, watching cheesy horror movies, and giving out candy with you.

Kevin Lomax:

Unlike John, Kevin would totally go for the obvious with an angel/demon couples costume. He might even ask to be the angel just to throw people off, not to mention seeing you in a sexy devil's costume (especially if you're typically an innocent!reader) would really turn him on. He also likes to keep the costumes a bit higher class, so what you're wearing is not coming from the corner store or the mall. No, Kevin is buying you louboutin red bottoms to match a skin tight Alexander McQueen red dress. And, well, maybe the devil horns and tail do actually come from the mall...

Neo:

Neo doesn't want to admit how badly he loves dressing up. He likes being able to be someone else from time to time, just to get away from his typically boring on the surface life. He likely is asking you to be in 90s nerdy pop culture cosplay for Halloween, maybe even leaning onto the more goth side of media. He would take inspo from movies like: The Crow, Blade, Underworld, and maybe even end up asking you to be the Sally to his Jack.

Ted Logan:

Ted would love any outfit that he could easily pull off being stoned in. Think Shaggy and Velma (bill might even tag in as Scooby). Another great one you two cook up is Garfield and Hello Kitty, but Ted also adds that, Garfield is also, of course, stoned. There's also a possibility for you two to get into a lot of silly innuendos costumes as well, but with Ted's mind they would likely not make much sense. Possibility for you to convince Ted on a historic costume and getting him to take you back in time for period accurate clothing. Also, don't be surprised if it turns into a thrupple costume with Bill.

Evil!Ted Logan:

He would think couples costumes are stupid at first, and maybe even berate you about it (crybaby!reader watch out!). His mind would change when he sees there's slasher Halloween costumes at the mall, and he decides he and evil!bill can probably get away with more mischief if they're masked. He would probably try to talk you into being either the final girl from a slasher to reenact some fantasies, or ask you to be a sexy ver. of Ghostface or Freddy.

Constantine:

Constantine doesn't do costumes. He will likely not even end up breaking like Wick, and instead is a meanie about the whole thing. He shows up in that damned suit he always wears while you're out here in your cutest sexy girl outfit (think angel, playboy bunny, cat woman) and only ends up feeling bad about the whole thing after you storm off and cry. He apologizes the best he can, and ends up trying to make it up to you by being more social at the party, and telling your friends that he's dressed as "Vincent from Pulp Fiction" or some other character that comes to mind that wears a suit. Next year, you make him promise to actually dress up, and when you two do it's totally cheesy ones he hates but allows for you, such as Joker and Harley Quinn-esque.

Jonathan Harker:

This ones fun because you two are going to a masquerade! You get the most gorgeous gown with all the frills you please, with a gothic touch of course. Jonathan isn't usually one who dresses overboard, but tonight he has dressed to the nines for you! He looks sleek and dark, stunning in an illusive mask that for some reason has you feeling more of his dom side. Jonathan actually ends up really getting into it, and he charms you all night long as if he's almost another man entirely. The beauty of the masqurade conceals and invites freedom to be someone you're typically not, and by the end of it, you can't wait to take him home. He can keep the mask on tonight.

♰ Please send any costumes you think would work for keanuverse characters, I'd love to hear them! Especially anyone I missed ʚ♥︎ɞ

#john wick x reader #neo x reader #kevin lomax x reader #constantine x reader #jonathan harker x reader #ted logan x reader #evil!ted logan x reader #john wick #kevin lomax #ted theodore logan #john constantine #keanu reeves #my writing #my imagines #neo the matrix

[iovesia]

WIRES PULLING AS YOU'RE BREATHING.

❥⠀masterlist. ⠀:⠀ ( keanu reeves masterlist. )

synopsis : what it would be like to date evil ted logan.

warnings: toxic relationship. mentions of death & murder. brief nsfw. lowkey robot kink. lying. manhandling. slight fluff.

pairings : evil!ted logan  𝒙  gender neutral!reader.

josie's note .⁺ ˖ ⌒ this is so random, but icl.. evil ted has me acting up 🤭 ignore any grammar or spelling mistakes it's like 3am as i'm writing these oops. quick reminder, your media consumption is your own responsibility, read the warnings and enjoy! — reblogs and likes are greatly appreciated !! ♡

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HOW YOU FIRST START DATING / "MEET"﹕

You two definitely started dating after Evil Ted killed his doppelgängers (or technically the original Ted).

Ted hadn't been answering the phone, so you decided to wait at his apartment. Picking at your nails, you waited anxiously for him to walk through the door. So when Evil Ted had come back to Ted's apartment to find you sitting there, it was pure coincidence.

You looked so relieved to see what you thought was Ted, that when you wrapped your arms around him, you ignored the quiet humming of an engine from Evil Ted's chest— thinking it was just your imagination.

However, a few days pass by and you slowly began to notice something off about Ted. His stiff movements, his new and unusual cruel tendencies, and you swore one time you saw one of his eyes popping out his skull.

Finally the day came when you confronted him about it.

"Ted, you've been.. acting weird lately. I don't know what happened, but something's changed," you murmur, cringing as you watch him grossly down another Twinkie down his throat. "Ted" stifled a chuckle as looked over to Evil Bill who was tampering with items on the shelf.

"Dude, she's dumber than you!" Evil Bill sniggers under his breath, and an equally condescending laugh escapes Teds lips. You glanced between the two giggling friends, before letting out a scoff.

"Screw this, I'm not doing this anymore," you stand up from the couch, hooking your bag over your shoulder. Suddenly, a strong grip pulls you back. You turn and see Ted's hand wrapped tightly around your wrist. "Ted, let go!" You huff, trying to your hardest to pull your arm back. But, his unhuman strength kept you firmly planted in your spot.

"No can do, babe," Ted grins. That mechanic, sinister smile on his face, along with the blank, darkened look in his eyes was enough to set off the red flags in your head.

It's safe to say you passed out once Evil Ted revealed his true identity to you (by ripping his stomach flesh open, exposing the set of wires and spinning cogs).

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE ONCE YOU START "DATING"﹕

After the reveal, you're pretty much stuck with him. Now that Evil Ted had you, he intended on keeping you around for a while. Plus, there's no way he could convince De Nomolos to make an evil clone of you, so he'll stick with what he's got.

Somewhat possessive. Although he's a robot and doesn't technically feel things, he can't stop the cogs rapidly spinning in his chest when he sees you getting friendly with someone else.

"Beat it, loser," Evil Ted abruptly appears from behind you, interrupting your conversation. He drapes his arm around your neck, roughly pulling you closer against his metallic chest.

Will lie to you about almost anything. Like.. literally even about things that there's no need to lie about. He'll tell you it's gonna rain a lot later today, just to see you stand in the California heat looking ridiculous in a raincoat and boots. You roll your eyes as he just snickers under his breath.

Being a robot, he basically has super strength and tends you man-handle you quite a lot. He'll drag you towards him, pick you up over his shoulder or when he's feeling a little nice, he'll give you a piggy-back ride.

Lowkey a horn-dog. He loves touching you; the feel of your soft, warm skin against his cold, metal hands almost makes him feel alive. (Random side-note, he loves when you tug his hair.)

He doesn't get jealous, except it is of a certain, air-headed lookalike. Sometimes, he'd catch you looking at old photos of you and the original Ted, and that's when it really starts to click that, even with the same looks and dumb sense of humour, he'd never be better than the original.

It's with moments like those, where he tries to act a little nicer with you.

"You're looking most excellent today, babe," Evil Ted grins, as he takes a comfortably close seat next to you on the couch.

Even though he's programmed to be pure evil, and do evil deeds; he still has his soft moments. I mean, he's a copy of Ted, who is was the sweetest person you knew. Sometimes, when you're already deep in your slumber, he'll inch closer to you and wrap an arm around your waist.

Over the duration of your relationship, he does eventually grow to genuinely care about you (rather than just keeping you around just to spite original Ted).

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[iovesia]

𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐀𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓. ♥︎ ⠀⠀──⠀⠀(⠀more mini musings.⠀)

headcanons.

wires pulling as you're breathing. dating evil robot ted logan headcanons.

drabbles.

evil ted leaks your sextape to original ted.

stepbro!ted fingering you under the table.

ted's a little bit of a stalker.

loser!ted is so incredibly obsessed.

ted likes to doodle about you.

© 𝐈𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐀, do not copy, repost or translate my works.

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[generalkenobee]

aaaaAAA thank u for the ted headcanons! the period one sent me dfgnkhfsfhj it got me picturing reader having to explain to him what it is since he clearly fell asleep during that lesson at school, and him just blinking at you while taking it all in like "whoa... that's totally bogus babe" but then proceeding to be The Best Boyfriend™️ whenever you do get your period, hot water bottle and comfort snacks at the ready. he WILL go to the shop to get period products for u even though he has no idea what sort of product you use

You always have the best asks I swear, like thank you for keeping the Ted vibes good and fresh

"and there's also other things like you get cramps and stomach pain, you can get all types of weird cravings for different foods"

Ted looked at you and blinked. "Ok so if no sperm reaches the egg-" your boyfriend cut you off "I am so so so sorry I haven't gotten you pregnant.." he damn near started crying

"oh well I don't really think that that's-" you bit your lip trying not to laugh because he really was trying to understand and you didn't want to seem mean.

"no you don't have to lie babe I'm sorry, this is all my fault."

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[generalkenobee]

Ted Theodore Logan is a pillow humper 🎀😋

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[97keanu]

FUCK IT EVIL TED LOGAN x READER IMAGINES:

You originally know sweet, lovable puppy in human form, Ted Logan, so when you see him and he's cruel to you it totally confuses you in more ways than one

Its likely that evil ted even uses that to his advantage, like he acts all sweet and before you know it he's trying to stick his tongue down your throat

Evil ted is a total grungy, mean, rowdy boy. He skates, he smokes weed and cigarettes, he makes fun of people for fun, but when you enter the picture, I imagine that at first, he wants to treat you like all the others, but somehow he ends up fascinated by you and actually begins to be endearing in his own ways.

This boy is HORNY!!! If he can convince you, (and he will try he's super persistent) expect it no less than once a day if not multiple times. Since he's a robot, there's also basically no down time, so you're going round for round baby!

He's all hands, he's finding ways to roam your body you didn't even think possible, he's feeling you up any chance he gets, even in public if he thinks he can get away with it, then acts like he wasn't the one who just grabbed your ass

Look, I know he's a robot, but this boy smokes weed, and when he does its actually when his goofy, more laid back side comes out. Not to say he isn't still a horn dog or a mean boy, but he's def going to take it slower with you when he's high, make sure you really feel it.

There may even be some after sex extended(he always makes sure you're okay after sex regardless, he knows humans are fragile little things, and he loves having you has his play thing so he would never want to break his toys) cuddle and movie sessions if he's blazed, expect him to still tease you during the movie, he probably puts on a horror and chuckles when you get scared or tries to grab your arm to scare you as the movie leads up to a jump scare.

As time goes on I see evil ted going from being downright mean towards you (first meeting, he's likely to be very conflicted about his feelings towards you as well, and may act as if he doesn't like you at all at first) to being more of a prankster lover, like he's the type to do shit that very much gets on your nerves but he's also not out to get you or push you away anymore.

And with that robotic cock its hard to stay mad at him, he probably pulls a prank on you, and follows up by grabbing you by the waist and putting you on the nearest spot (bed, table, couch, counter top etc) and eating you out until you're breathless to make up for it before making you beg him for it after

If you go longterm with Evil Ted expect him to buy your love (even though the thing he 'bought' for you is probably stolen anyways), he's taking flowers from the cemetery and gifting them to you, stealing chocolates from the store, and once even ripping off someone to get a pretty gold necklace for you. He actually probably brags about his easy scores and how he "totally does if for you, babe!"

Expect Evil Ted to spend a lot of time with Evil Bill as well, they get into a lot of mischief around San Dimas, and spend a lot of time at the skatepark and the mall stealing, bullying, and overall playing sometimes cruel pranks

He probably asks you to join in on the fun a lot, and if you choose to, you find it can sometimes actually be fun if you have a mean streak yourself.

Now here's the interesting part, I could see two ways reader would have a power dynamic with Evil Ted in the bed room

A) you're a sub, and he LOVES it. You're his little play thing that he loves experimenting with how many different ways he can make you cum. Prepare for some BDSM moments, tying up, pain play, Dom/sub talk, maybe even a bit of a kink to see you crying out in a mix of pleasure and pain. I could also see him having to learn how to be a good Dom, since he's a robot and isn't sure of human limits and how to care for you after. I would imagine after your first time, he does try to help you clean up, but he's not sure about other aftercare and the need for more than sexual intimacy, so he would have to be taught that. A more subby!reader for me is going to be a relationship with evil ted where you're likely to be a regular if not good natured person, and ted actually for some reason covets that about you. He loves your innocence even if he plays pranks or teases to exploit it at times, he loves how you are so different from him, and he loves how sweet you can be to him despite his evil ways. Long term he probably begins questioning the humanity inside of him, and how being a robot changes things between you and him.

Or B) you're a switch who tries to Dom him and it doesn't go as planned. I would imagine this to be like a wrestle for power with maybe some legit "wrestling", like reader is on top, and ted flips you over and holds you down, before somehow you touch on a spot that makes him go wild, and you use that to your advantage to get back on top and take what you want. I think sometimes he would let you think you're the Dom just to be able to see you sit on top and hold him down and bounce. I don't think ted truly ever looses all his power and becomes subby, but he loves letting you try. Could even be a bit of a bratty!reader situation as well, evil ted would be an amazing brat tamer. I also think switch!reader could be a case for a mean girl or just as mean reader. Like evil matching evil and he loves you for it.

Overall evil ted is your stoner, prankster, evil but not towards you anymore, sex robot boyfriend, and I love it

Also please send prompts for him, I wanna write some fic but I'm blanking 😭

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