Bigfoot Underpants
Picture this: Dad is in the backyard mowing and finds Bigfoot Underpants in a bush! He might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are NOT Bigfoot’s underpants? Well, besides the 80" waist, sensible 100% cotton material, and roomy front double flap, it also has Bigfoot’s name and picture printed on the elastic waistband. So they are FOR SURE Bigfoot’s Underpants and he’ll be on the phone to the local news before you can admit it’s all a prank. This is what Bigfoot wears when his nudity would be inappropriate.
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Why do you think that threatening people with violence is the best way to convince them of your claim?
Why is the demonstrable evidence and reality for your claim so weak that you have to threaten - yes, you call it a "warning," but it's a warning of a threat - people to believe? And why isn't this a bigger red flag for you people?
What on Earth makes you think that anyone would genuinely be afraid of a creature they don't believe is real? Yes, as described in your scripture, your god is ghastly and malevolent, but in the same way that Emperor Palpatine is ghastly and malevolent and people aren't actually afraid of him.
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Expardon me for a few centuries, gonna go research cataloged Sasquatch evidences and why "lol, we need a body" is bullshit.
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American Wildlife
Juvenile Hodag, northeast Wisconsin
Northern Russet Sasquatch, Washington State
Flatwoods Monster, West Virginia
Mothman, West Virginia
Midjourney Prompts:
photograph of a living hodag in a parking lot, overcast, spooky, sharp focus, nature photography, 5k, extremely photorealistic
photograph of bigfoot, autumn woods, overcast, spooky, sharp focus, nature photography, 5k, extremely photorealistic
photograph of the flatwoods monster, autumn woods, overcast, spooky, sharp focus, nature photography, 5k, extremely photorealistic
photograph of mothman on display at the san diego zoo, glass enclosure, national geographic, animal planet, 5k
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Babe wake up the YouTube man who lets bugs sting him claims he found evidence of Bigfoot
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On the one hand, I would like to refute all the supernatural stuff Susan has written here.
[Image text: Susan Burnette's Field Study #1
Susan Burnette Field Study - New Light Ruins
The tragedy of what happened at New Light Village haunts me. Every single child in the village perished. Mother Nature decided it was their time to go, but we don't have to live that way anymore. The wild sokqueatl spirits are here with us. Those kind and gentle souls will use their extraordinary time tunnel power to prevent the storm that wiped out New Light's children.
But every time I try to access the area, there are groups of people trying to intimidate me. They've done strange things to the ruins, like the keys in the trees, cloth draped like cultist activity, odd new structures, and what looks like paint on the angel. They've shouted at me, threatened to shoot me where I stand, tries to scare me off by saying they'll use me for "the blood trance." But I don't scare easy.
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On the other hand, as a Secret Worlder who has been to Solomon Island, Maine? Well...
[Image ID: the first image focuses on a Sasquatch in a forested area, glancing over its shoulder toward a hollowed-out tree with pale blue glowing magic inside of it. Beyond the forest a strange, dark fog swirls up into the sky.
The second image is inside a rocky tunnel, tree roots breaking through from above and curling along the walls. Further into the tunnel is a glowing, honey-yellow portal to Agartha, with a view that shows it leads to a strange realm with structures organically formed from wood.
The third image is from within Agartha, showcasing some of its many branches that support countless portals. The portal in the foreground shows a view of a building in the real world, indicating the area that it will allow a person to travel to.
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I'm afraid the only thing I can really refute is the idea that she can make that landslide not happen and the implication that only Sasquatches can go into Agartha to use its "time (and space) tunnels". That's too big of a change and it wouldn't work, even if she could safely navigate far down enough in Agartha to go back to 1904.
(Also a quick note for folks unfamiliar: Secret World Legends includes a staggering amount of creatures and myths, in several locations across the world. Sasquatches only show up a relatively brief amount of time...but you do totally get to mess with vampires later on. And for the Secret Worlders, I absoLUTELY side-eyed the shit out of that village's name for sounding like some Morninglight-type shenanigans.)
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